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I will let her in because I am in love with her

Alice you have a no contact order, you arent allowed to interact with me. now get off the hood of my car or ill call the polices again for the 3rd time this week

>Alice what the FUCK?! Stop!! That's my dad's 1969 Dodge Charger! I hate his guts but that's just going too far!!

>>39663208
>I'll make another, then.

>>39661475
How many children can you bear?

I hate Alice so goddamn much

wait I thought she died...

>>39672020
She's cursed. Alice will always reincarnate. You can kill her as often as you want and bully her forever!

>>39672020
Lifting Alice's dress and giving her a surprise fuck!

>>39661475
I want to hit her head with that rock until she passes out.

>>39671903
Same, I just want to fill her full of my semen and pump out kids which we will raise together until we grow old together. That'll teach her.

>>39672691
This.

>>39672691
if shinki couldn't turn alice into a proper member of society, becoming a mother won't fix her

>>39661475
The door is unlocked you fucking psycho. I know my windshield needs to be replaced as is, but you don't need to make it worse.

>>39675269
I can fix her

>>39677538
she cant be fixed, Alice is to far gone, but that wont stop me from making her carry my children

>>39677538
I hear that phrase a lot, but it seldom happens.

>>39678090
But this time I mean it. I WILL fix her.

>>39678137
Very well, anon. Here she is, getting ready for a date with (You). Keep an eye on your food and drinks at all times, I've seen her talking to youmu all giggly like. Good luck

>>39677873
This reminds me a terrible doujin idea I had:
Basically some wannabe magician tries to get Alice's fancy, only to be flat out told that Marisa is her destined wife. Finding the concept absolutely retarded and becoming disillusioned with her, he manages by luck to get the run on Alice and charms her to perceive her function as being a childbearing wife who can no longer consciously use magic and always wishes to please.

Initially this works exactly as planned. However, due to his low magical ability, he doesn't realize that Alice is actually very inhuman, and that spilling his seed in her is just overloading her with life force that her body can technically process and store, but not get rid of unless she took action she can no longer do. Over months, it builds up to the point that her body begins releasing this raw, masculine spiritual energy uncontrollably, which has the effect of cursing the magician into becoming a cum producer with increasingly powerful genitalia to dispense cum into Alice, causing a positive feedback loop. Eventually he loses to his own cock and passes out.

Being unable to perceive what has gone wrong, Alice goes to the human village for assistance, but once she enters she has the same effect on all the men, who proceed to incessantly dick Alice (which if not for her husband needing help she would actually have no issue with). She tries to get help from the women, but they are also afflicted by the masculine energy and all become raging lesbians trying to furiously impregnate each other with their cunts. Eventually Reimu and Marisa show up and quickly fall under the effect, and in a break of the men Alice captures them crazily scissoring themselves.

This sight breaks Alice's curse, and for a moment she holds in her magic and processes all that has occurred over the past few months. She then focuses all of the masculine energy into Marisa, and then willingly puts the magician's charm back on herself.

So while Marisa literally becomes the embodiment of male lust for an indefinite period of time while she cooms it all out safely, Alice is the only one who can relieve it, which she is unconditionally willing to do.
In this way Alice finally fulfills the role of Marisa's wife. Until it is all released, and Marisa kicks her out because she finds the concept absolutely retarded.
みんなハッピー

>>39679092
link for doujin?

>>39679092
Still less gay and cock obsessed than your average /u/ser

>>39679140
None, sorry. I actually did just make this up some ago.

>>39679172
*time

>>39679172
Oh. Okay. Well im still giving babies to the mentally deranged Alice

>>39678137
Anon, if you have to say "I'll fix him/her" about someone, then you should forget that person and try to date someone else.

>>39679254

>>39679254
Don't worry, he is retarded, there is literally nothing wrong with Alice to be fixed, such a sweet girl.

>>39661475
No, I don't want to wear any more pretty dresses! I'm a boy!

>>39679284
You can't date robots, so my post is still correct.

>>39682650
That didn't stop Sheldon anon.

Alice pee

>>39679092
do you want to join my doujin circle?
I want to turn your story into a 3 part 35 page ero doujin work
it will sell so much japanese authorities will arrest you for tax evasion

>>39682650
Everything can date if you think hard enough. Everything is fuckable if you think hard enough

>>39683895
Alice leak poop

>>39678927
Why would you go on a date with a girl who is friends with a known rapist?

You're alice.

>>39686977
Wtf

>>39686977
Who?

I want to cast age-regression magic on Alice

>>39691326
I want Alice to cast age-regression magic on me

>>39691530
Big boobs Alice.

>>39691553
Big boobs Alice dressed up in her PC-98 clothes, bullying regressed anons as a form of therapy for her!

NOOOOO ALICE PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO A LITTLE BOY

>>39691684
It's either that, or getting turned into one of her dolls!

>>39691326
>I want to go home
This is your home now, Alice-chan.
Uncle anon will take really good care of you.

>>39691749
I would actually prefer that. At least you know she treats her dolls well.

>>39691628
>bullying regressed anons as a form of therapy for her!
What does she do? Force them into cute dresses to embarrass them?

>>39694887
That, and make them play out scenarios from her childhood that traumatized her, but with them acting her part. That way she'll get to be the one in control this time.

>>39694887
Nah that’s what I do to her

>>39695613
I-is there at least good aftercare? Will she pat my head and tell me it's going to be okay afterwards?

>>39696137
The aftercare is her treating you how she wishes that people treated her.

>>39696837
That's just neglect and violence because Alice wants to be treated like the waste of space she is.

>>39696908
Deep down Alice yearns for warmth and affection, but she's too jaded and traumatized to seek it out.

Stop it, Alice... Why are you smiling at me like that?

>>39696908
>>39696921
The only way to solve this is by being violent and cruel towards Alice during sex, and giving her headpats and cuddles afterwards.

Stop it, Alice... Why are you smiling at me like that?

>>39691820
What’s she saying here

>>39697430
That's very basic Japanese, you should be able to read it.

Alice better not even think of putting her filthy grubby hands on me

>>39697083
She has that "time to turn anon into a doll again and spend the rest of the day sitting on him" look.

>>39696837
Where do I sign up to help Alice with her therapy?

I want to turn Alice into a shota to have gay sex.

>>39700572
why alice in particular tho

>>39700582
Alice is ignorant to the way boys feel. I have to teach her.

>>39700603
Most sexually normalized jaypeesie

I love Alice, she is my pretty wife

the desperate for sex alice lover virgin vs the alice bully and abuse chad

Me and Alice both abusing each other equally

Me murdering Alice to make the world a better place

I want to torture Alice and lick her tears

>>39702169
I want to use her tears as lube when I fuck her dolls right in front of her.

>>39702180
Don't forget to break them.

>>39702180
Same but I lick her tears afterwards and take the dolls home with me

>>39702228
This pictures gives me joy

You're going to Alice's house
You're going to wear the black dress & hat
You're going to wear the blonde wig
You're going to say "I love Alice!" 100 times
You're going to sleep on the floor and so as Alice says every day

>>39705474
I'm going to Alice's house
I'm going to wear nothing but white socks
I'm going to carry duct tape and a rope with me
I'm going to punch her in the fucking face 100 times
I'm going to rape her dolls on the floor and make Alice watch every day

>>39705474
Unbased
>>39705573
Based

Alice needs a hug.

>>39705792
Based and unbased on what?

I'm going to Alice, you want anything?

>>39706044
A Marisa doll would be nice.

>>39705873
Based on the amount of times her dolls get raped

>>39706263
You have to pry it from Alice's fingers

>>39706044
Does she make sex dolls? If so, one sanae one and one youmu one please

Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice
For Anon there is only Alice

>>39706477
>Does she make sex dolls?
She does on eratohoK. She makes a replica of herself for you to fuck when she's away in battle.

>>39706477
Alice is the sex doll. Use her however and whenever you want.
Her consent is not important.

>>39705474
But, why the floor? That makes no sense, even in this scenario.

>>39708382
https://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/kovbjc2lqktzp3v65
https://litter.catbox.moe/8c0p68.mp4

>>39709917
this is cruel

>>39709941
It is.
For what it is worth, the video ends there because he didn't think about it wearing off, and his shit will inevitably be wrecked.

>>39709953
i dont care about ugly fat bastard
i care about arisu, she is the victim here

>>39709917
>https://litter.catbox.moe/8c0p68.mp4
>242 MB
>for a 2:19 video
What the fuck is this shit?

>>39710020
Ah, sorry about that.
That was the video the author uploaded on Fantia, and I assume he just did a generic h264 low CRF encoding without much optimization to make an essentially lossless copy without too much headache.
Didn't really think about it because it takes no time to load with a DSL connection or greater, but I failed to account for anons that are still on 56k modems and 2G.

Does this encoding work for you: https://a.pomf.cat/slrrnr.mp4

That filesize might still be to big for you, but I'd have to crank the resolution down to avoid too much artifacting. Just say if you'd prefer a smaller filesize in 720p.

One of these days Alice is going to stop suffering.

A-Alice? Alice!

>>39721068
W-what are they going to do to her?

>>39721085
Training her

>>39721178
How though? I can think of a ton of possibilities.

explain alice to me

>>39722722
A girl who was once very sweet and cute, but the older she got, she became cruel, mean and bitter and her only use in life was to make life difficult for others. She use to be such a good girl...

Alice is my punching bag

I'm going to Alice!

I murdered Alice

>>39726892
How long ago was it? If the body is still warm, I want to use it.

Sex with Alice's mom
Sex with Alice's sister
Sex with Alice's other sister
Sex with Alice's other other sister

>>39726892
Is the body still fuckable though

>>39724747
Yeah i heard someone molested her when she was little, that's what caused the drastic change. Idk who it was though, couldn't be me haha.

>>39727608
After reading your post, I think it might've been more than one person.
But obviously I have absolutely no way of knowing that.

The fact that grimsokyo fags feel the need to try and spin Alice of all characters as psycho or evil proves that they don't actually care about touhou, they just want to ruin other peoples' waifus.

>>39728276
>psycho or evil
People in this thread portray her as a creepy perverted suicidal loser, with a few gurofags saying they want to murder her.
I feel like rather than twisting her character into an evil psycho, this thread is full of evil psychos wanting to hurt a cute and innocent girl for no reason.
At least PC-98 Alice is safe if you exclude the 2 or 3 lolicons wanting to warm her.

>>39728450
I want to assault a sleeping Lolice

>>39709963
You might be the most benevolent person I've encountered on /jp/ over the course of a decade
Keep it

>>39726892
Good. Good!

>>39728276
I don't care about Alice.

alice chill out dude

>>39727000
God I wish to have sex with that one sister of Alice. You know the one I'm talking about.

Give them back Alice

>>39672307
b-but she's dead anon!

>>39743453
No, anon. You're the one who is dead.

A TOAST

>>39726432
Wow Marisa

>>39745278
N-Nani?

I sex Alice

>>39755866
I hope you treated Alice with love and kindness while you were alive, cause now it's time to get judged for your earthly deeds!

Your date for the night.

Questions?

>>39756745
>Questions?
Are the dolls going to watch? They seem more enthusiastic than Alice.

>>39756745
Will Shinki be present for the entire evening and making all the decisions for us, or do we get any privacy at all?

>>39756745
Yeah, I'm sick as shit right now. Can we reschedule?

>>39756745
Am I the little spoon or big spoon

>>39756745
Yes, is Shanghai dressed? I'm here to pick her up, we're going to the ball at the SDM and I don't want to be late

>>39756745
My date seems to be defective, can I get a new one?

>>39756745
isn't she cold?

>>39757901
Yeah, she's dead

>>39756745
Where are we heading?

>>39756806
Sorry anon, but Shinki REALLY wants grandchildren, so she needs to make sure neither of you screw this up.

>>39756745

>>39756745
How are you going to play in the snow when you have no clothes on? I'm not dealing with frostbite on such a nice night as this.

>>39756745
I want to warm Alice and telling that i love her and that she is a good girl

>>39661475

>>39766037
Same. Then some days later when braking up i will tell her that i was just kidding, she's a weirdo with mental issues, i never loved her, no one likes her and everyone makes fun of her behind her back. The i only thing hung out with her was for the sex, which wasn't worth it at all. Goodbye.
I want to see her reaction

>>39771862
>Suicide at the Scarlet Devil Mansion
>Shameimaru Aya, 11th May 2022
>THE residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion woke up to a rude surprise as they heard a "scream-and-splat" in the words of the gatekeeper. It turned out that a resident of the Forest of Magic, Alice Margarita, had killed herself by jumping from the top of the mansion. A suicide note was found, which said "i should have done this a long time ago. When i thought I'd found a way out of the hitori, it all came crashing down. It's not his fault, it's mine. Goodbye. Tell mrs. Shinki I'm sorry. thanks for everything. - arisu". It seems that the suicide was motivated by romantic matters. The ladies of the scarlet devil mansion lament the fact that a good 3 days' dinner was lost to them. They urge any suicidal person in gensokyo to bring anesthetics to them and they'll "make it painless for you".

Breaking up with Alice!
Driving her to suicide!
Convincing her not to do it!
Making her come back to you!
Having after-failed-suicide baby making sex with her (I spiked her tea with birth control before hand)!
Repeating the process all over again!

Why is Alice like this?