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Minty fresh.

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>> No.39682726

>>39682719
Someday anon someday

>> No.39682727
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Alice!

>> No.39682728

>>39682719
>that rubber ducky
cute

>> No.39682729
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>>39682719

>> No.39682743

>>39682730
im going fuck this fiery and fiesty ojou

>> No.39682753

>>39682729
i want to drink the royal choco elf milk

>> No.39682779

>>39682728
She wishes she and Anon could play with it together.

>> No.39682781
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>>39682719

>> No.39682790

>>39682781
if only i could play with those ears

>> No.39682801

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Roll twice, the girls you get are fused together (through magic, science, a silly dance, or whatever you can come up with). Describe the new girl for us.

>> No.39682811

What if Bogey but the size of a small plush

>> No.39682817

>>39682801
>werebat
>echinda
so a creepy flying gacha snek?
>>39682811
extremely cute

>> No.39682818

>>39682801
>a Dorome and a Glacies
Uh... frozen mud?

>> No.39682823

>>39682801
>ryu
>ushi oni
cursed

>> No.39682840

>>39682801
>shoggoth + danuki
Servile eldritch merchant? Will bring you the most EXOTIC of goods if you just ask.
Accepts payment in insight.

>> No.39682844
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>>39682801
>White Horn
>Undyne
It must be a friendly hot water spirit from a geyser that saves people from cold and is a centaur type. I bet she makes nice hot drinks, too.

>> No.39682877

>>39682801
>lizard man
>ochimusa
undead weeb lizzie

>> No.39682887

Do you anons think we'll ever see any of the MGE world guides be officially translated?

>> No.39682902

>>39682887
Is KC still on good terms with Seven Seas after the release of the two MGE volumes?

>> No.39682904

>>39682801
>Kitsune-bi
>Karakasa Obake
Jumpscare fox spirit with a mofu canopy? Umbrella possessed by a fox spirit rather than becoming a tsukumogami on her own? Objectless tsukumogami/poltergeist who seeks things to possess (that give her thematic physical construct forms) so her husband can "use" her properly?

>> No.39682906

>>39682801
>danuki and dorome aka (((gnome)))
my wallet is shuddering in terror

>> No.39682916

>>39682887

I assume probably not because of the pro-loli content. Each World Guide is way too blatant about the loli content, and Seven Seas doesn't want to awaken any social media outrage mobs.

>> No.39682921

>>39682801
>Lich
>Cu Sith
So a magical kuudere zombie dog?

>> No.39682923
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Stretch and a massage?

>> No.39682928

>>39682801
>Pyrow
>Ice Queen

I feel I should fear for my life in the face of a possibly hydrogen sex bomb. Either that, or I just waifu'd Twinrova.

>> No.39682930

>>39682923
and a happy ending pls

>> No.39682945

>>39682801
>Gargoyle
>Angel
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you've cum.

>> No.39682948

>>39682801
>lilim
>hellhound
Until she finds a husband every single man will live in fear. Also I imaging huffing her chest fluff would be what it's like doing coke for the first time.

>> No.39682952

>>39682923
Do you have a Jorou masseuse?

>> No.39682957

>>39682727
I'm going to Alice!

>> No.39682967

>>39682727
Anon this is rape

>> No.39682970

>>39682801
>Ice Queen
>Lich
Double kuudere royal necromancer with all of her subjects being Yeti-tier hug addicts wearing cute winter parkas and hats wanting a husband's warmth. Queen Lich is also hopelessly addicted to her husband's cuddles and warmth but don't tell anyone that she might blush.

>> No.39682973

>>39682801
Undine and ryu, a literal waterwurm

>> No.39682978

>>39682887
I doubt it, seven seas said they won't do them cuz they are niche of a niche. And it was before cunny world guides

>> No.39682982

>>39682801
Ryu and Kobold. Lonely dragon doggo goddess waiting in her shrine for someone good enough to be her master to come find her. Has a reverse scale on her belly and on the top of her head. She's a powerful goddess of water that is loyal to the death to you and you only. Downside is that between all her power and strong nose, you'd never be able to escape her once she sees you as hers. Also she smells like wet dog.

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>>39682957
Alice!

>>39682967
But who is raping who?

>> No.39683018

>>39682982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUOACCdZi8

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ALICE!?

>> No.39683069
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Fuck I used to have lucid dreams with monster girls but it's been a week since my last one...
I can't cope anymore...

>> No.39683076

>>39683065
close enough

>> No.39683091

>Wild fox breaks into National Zoo
>Kills 25 flamingos and a duck
Evil

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>>39683091
she's a growing girl and needs her nutrition

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>.

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>>39683091

>> No.39683163

I want to watch a girl roperize herself!

>> No.39683171

>>39683091
The duck deserved it. They try to act all cute and pure, but they're even more rape-happy than birds of prey.
Duck harpies would be as fearsome as goose harpies.

>> No.39683215

>>39683163
do-it-yourself monsterization kits would be neat
>pslime in a bottle
>syringe of ushi blood
>dark matter capsule
>hatter hat

>> No.39683231

>>39683138
Sure!

>> No.39683254

>>39683215
I'm still waiting for us to get some species that's basically a "normal human girl" who can get monsterized and then "reset" regularly, to live out repeated corruption scenarios.

>> No.39683255

>>39683215
As for a slime, there is already a potion kind of like that.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Slime_Nostrum
>In addition, this magical potion is made for men with a strong ability to produce mana inside the body, and when a human woman drinks it, all of the mana in the body becomes "slime", and then she transforms into a monster of the slime genus such as "Dark Slime". Also, if a man that drank this magical potion slips slime into the body of a human woman, the slime may remain unabsorbed, in which case, the slime will propagate within the woman and start to have a will, and there is a possibility the woman will change into a "Slime Carrier".

>> No.39683268

>>39683215
I like the Cheshire collar myself.

>> No.39683269

>>39682801
did a few:
>sandworm
>creeping coin
a glorious "goldenworm" that can carve through stone like butter. outside of male essence she can persist off of stone. a goldenworm can lay dormant underground for thousands of years pretending to be a huge vein of gold, when human miners inevitably strike her she will scoop them all up. she will then sort through the miners for the best mate. when she does find the best mate she will deposite the rest of the miners outside of the mine before going deep underground with her new husband.
like a regular sandworm, its possible for a goldenworm to shrink the monster part of her body to gain a lamia like appearance.
>ratatoskr
>shirohebi
a lamia like monster with a incredibly fuzzy tail, nicknamed "shiroskr"
primarily being shrine maidens, they often know the entire history of the shrine they work at, the god they worship, and their religion.
part of the gestation process involves the transfering of said knowledge from the parent shiroskr and the new child.
human males born from a shiroskr often display a extremely increased capacity for taking in knowledge, the human male is also born with the knowledge that is regularly transferred to a shiroskr child.
>gnome
>glacies
nicknamed "permafrost elementals", these abominations are born from ambient demonic energy gathering in places of extreme cold that exist deep underground, as they meet the requirements for both a earth elemental and ice elemental, they attain both earth and ice powers... and the personalities of both monsterized elementals.
due to the conflicting natures of that constantly fight within the monster, bipolar is a understatement. sometimes their separate personalities will manifest as separate "voices" and the permafrost elemental will argue among herself.
unlike a glacie, her personality cannot get warmed up by a man. what instead happens is that as the love of the primary permafrost elemental increases, the two personalities will only get more desperate to treat the man how they want. the earth half wanting to pamper him and the frost half wanting to dominate him. but both halves are determines on one thing when they see a man they want: there is no cost too great

>> No.39683282

>>39682801
>Greenworm Jinko
I don't know weather to be scared of her or want to protect her.

>> No.39683315

>>39683269
whoops.
kinda slipped up on the last one cause my mind changed on what i wanted to write a bunch.

>> No.39683344

I dreamed about shog last night

>> No.39683348

>>39683344
its already too late
shes in your head

>> No.39683356
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Abstinence only past this point.

>> No.39683372

>>39683348
I dreamed about her soothing voice
Her soothing slime
Her soothing caress
She absorbed a dark slime into a bigamy and they painaizuried me with their breasts being bigsmall at the same time
I don't remember much else

>> No.39683386

I dreamt of Gazer last night. Right at the very end, at least.
It was mostly just me running around in a maze, until I stopped and thought, and looked up and saw her eyes watching.

Always watching me...

>> No.39683399

i tried dreaming of a nine tailed kitsune last night... didnt work.
but i did get a good base character backstory out of it so i'll take it as a win.

>> No.39683401

>>39682801
>Tsurara-onna
>Shirohebi
Well that's a weird combination

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>>39683356

>> No.39683434

>>39683254
You could maybe do that with doppelganger. Check out the game Another Story of Fallen Maidens II

>> No.39683466

>>39683356
>>39683413
I hate that normalfag/social media meme of "anti horny"

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>>39682719

>> No.39683485
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>> No.39683493

>>39683485
She's cute

>> No.39683507

>>39683466
>*Bonk*

>> No.39683522

>>39683138
If she does not hurt me then yeah

>> No.39683530

>>39683483
imma go to ask out this nun on a date

>> No.39683534

>>39682967
It reminds me of that one Latias schizoposter on /vp

>> No.39683543

>>39682801
>Bogie
>Ghoul

Guys help the clown is going to eat me

>> No.39683557
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>>39683485
YES.

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Spunk, moxie, chiton

>> No.39683560

>>39683543
>She tries to show how well she can deepthroat by doing the old ribbon-rope-out-of-the-mouth gag.
>Somehow pulls out her underwear in the process
>Along with yours

>> No.39683579

39683557
fuck off

>> No.39683585

>>39683543
undead clussy, just imagine a lich bogie

>> No.39683610

>39683557
>>>/d/
your kind is not welcome here.

>> No.39683629

>>39683557
No

>> No.39683632

>>39683610
You mean >>>/trash/ because even /d/ doesn't accept this.

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Help, I think I fucked my Cheshire wife retarded.

>> No.39683688
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I would have gotten through cold smoother if I had Jinko wife with me.

>> No.39683693

>>39683585
I prefer zombie Bogie and then pump her so full of my seed that she ends up becoming a Wight clown

>> No.39683697

>>39683687
You're not you when you're hungry.

>> No.39683710

>>39683693
i see what u did there
>>39683687
cheshires are from wonderland where up is down, down is up, and the govermnet pays you taxes

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>>39683710
>the govermnet pays you taxes
That's called autismbucks.

>> No.39683737

>>39683726
you get wnat i mean, cheshs will bark instean of nyan cause wonderland is a very silly palce

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>>39683688
They look so warm and cozy

>> No.39683745

>>39683687
What does a shaved Cheshire look like?

>> No.39683748

>>39683629
Imagine not wanting to see your wife’s true form

>> No.39683787

>>>/trash/

>> No.39683788

>>39683745
Do cheshires shave their pubes?

>> No.39683795

>>39683748
but its not a monster girl.
its just a fucking dragon you reshaped to vaguely resemble a human.
get outta here.

>> No.39683808

>>39683795
stop giving the furfag attention

>> No.39683812
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>>39683788
I would imagine most of them shave completly or have it in a tasteful design, I doubt they would go native wild bushed.

>> No.39683818

>>39683812
trash taste to be fully shaved, but i have a feeling one of then would shave their bush in the space of one of them sus

>> No.39683821

>>39683788
They do, only to actually put it on their face and call it a beard.

>> No.39683856

Do anons really think they’d put up any resistance as mgs shoved them inside their leotards and forced wedding rings on their fingers?

>> No.39683873

>>39683812
>>39683818
>Anon had enough of the cat's bullshit and is about to rape correct her
>Pins her down and tears off her panties
>Her pubes are trimmed in the shape of an overused meme
>She has the biggest shit eating smug

>> No.39683882

>>39683873
Thats when anon just gives up and goes catatonic

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>>39683873
Worst thing is she can change it's shape at will, starts off innocently as her little spade symbol, then transforms into amogus, ending with the shape of a cat.

>> No.39683923

>>39683856
just a little token resistance so it feels better for her.

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>> No.39683970

>>39683965
>200 cm
still a midget lol

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>>39683882
>catatonic
>cat
lol

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>> No.39683988

>>39683965
fashionable kill bot

>> No.39684008

>>39683970
anon she will fucking annihilate you

>> No.39684011

>>39682801
>Gargoyle and Undine
Lover's fountain: A beautiful woman made of stone standing under the flow of a water fountain. Often seen as a statue made in devotion of a water elemental or a long forgotten water goddess. The statue is often found in abandoned settlements and along roads. The statue will appear in the center of a fountain made from the same stone as her body. By day she is only a statue, and is harmless. Travelers will often stop at their fountains in for the clean drinking water. Most will continue on their way but some may set up camp near her for the night. Once night falls the man will begin to hear the sound of splashing. Once where the statue had been is now a beautiful woman bathing in the base of the fountain. She will try to convince the man to come into the water with her. Should the man refuse she will try many tactics to convince him, but will never leave the fountain herself. Should the man join her in the fountain, she will begin to wash him. Her touch purifies the man's skin and leaves the man feeling refreshed, but her touches quickly grow bolder over time. What begins as a bath turns into a massage, and a massage turns into sex. The man enraptured by his lover's embrace does not notice the sun beginning to rise. At day the 2 of them are only statues, but at night, they continue to enjoy each other's bodies until the sun rises again. The next travelers will find a fountain housing a statue of 2 lovers intertwined underneath the flow of the fountain. The once pure waters now a pale pink. This water when drank causes the person or monster who drank it to develop an intense thirst in their heart. A man who drinks the water will have his head filled with thoughs of a loving wife. A married man will hurry home to shower his wife in affection, but a single man will have his heart ache with longing for love. He is likely to jump arms open into the first monster he sees, happy to have finally found his wife. Women who drink the water will begin to wander the area looking for a man. If a man is found quickly, the woman will attack him and succumb to her lust tranforming into a lesser succubus. If she cannot find one quickly her heart will begin to be crushed by loneliness and will be turned to stone. The ground around her will slowly shift to form a fountain, her tears filling the base. A new lover's fountain is born, awaiting the day her other half will come.

>> No.39684021

>>39684008
doesnt change the fact that she a midget, in fact my face will be at its smuggest knowing i was able to tease a machine

>> No.39684045

>>39682801
>Krampus
>Minotaur
This could not have been a better combination
Live in paranoia, neverously awaiting the day she chooses for the rape train to arrive
And the rape train will never end

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>>39682719

>> No.39684058

>>39684011
holy shit, i love it

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>>39683795

>> No.39684133

remember to pick up that perk that boosts your strength the closer you are fainting and pair it up with a charm that allows to survive any attack with one hp, then go solo in the hardest dungoen to get your final boss wife

>> No.39684175

>>39684133
What if I get hit with a DoT? What then, anon? Are you trying to get me raped?

>> No.39684189

>>39684055
Kill yourself

>> No.39684198

>>39684175
then plan for it

>> No.39684207
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>"Anon you need to stop talking to those furries on the internet. Vore wouldn't be fun for anybody involved."

>> No.39684215

>>39684133
All you gotta do is be the least attractive thing alive so that all incoming monsters will not be attracted to you, then you gotta boost those resistance stats because not peaking the monsters' interests will get them to focus on fighting you for real and you don't want to die nor hurt them, then lastly you'll need a strategy to allure the final boss wife.

>> No.39684250

>>39684215
so dress like a corpse and put on the arrow headband and paint it to look it really went it

>> No.39684293

>>39684207
>Screeching sandworms and internet autists saying that's wrong, vore is a great time
>Other screeching sandworms and internet autists saying that the other sandworms and autists are wrong because what they do isn't ackshually vore but if it was vore it would be a great time
It's an argument that keeps on giving.

>> No.39684314

fuck youself with a jar that breaks inside your anus

>> No.39684332

>>39683873
I'M SHAVING IT

>> No.39684349

>>39684332
hello, i dis like you and dislike your dislike of bushes

>> No.39684399

>>39684349
Maybe she shouldn't have trimmed it into a shitty meme.

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>> No.39684423

>>39684417
I'm concerned about that tongue.

>> No.39684426

>>39684417
im milking that gote

>> No.39684446

>>39684423
You WILL be licked and it WILL feel really weird

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So what do I do after I tip the cow?

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>> No.39684464

>>39684454
I want to fluff that chest tuft.

>> No.39684467

>>39684454
She really should wear less revealing clothes if she wants me to pay attention better while she scolds me.

>> No.39684471

>>39684454
>i want to speak with your manager
thats the type of vibe i get from this pic

>> No.39684472

>>39683434
Did KC retcon Doppelgangers into a more freeform shapeshifter? I'll check that out.

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>> No.39684483

>>39684417
>>39684454
>>39684474
she needs a bra

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>>39684483

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>>39684483
>>39684489

>> No.39684494

>>39684483
you've got two free hands, don't you?

>> No.39684495

>>39684489
the sabbath has gone too far, too damn far
>>39684493
now thats better

>> No.39684496

>>39684474
dumb gote. gonna stick my finger in her mouth.

>> No.39684506

update, did the line art
https://imgur.com/JloJhvX

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>> No.39684510

>>39684489
>>39684493
Nice

>> No.39684525

>>39684472
I think it's a rather special case in that story, and technically the game isn't canon anyway. And presence of the Doppelganger is a spoiler.

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>>39682719

>> No.39684579
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This is my dream

>> No.39684583

When a monster says they really want to have sex, they really mean they just want a hug and ease the pain of loneliness, they'll totally not rape you, they'll just say thank you for being there for them.

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>>39684583
What happens if an Alice tells me she really wants to have sex?

>> No.39684593

>>39684583
ill take them out in a cute date to the local arcade

>> No.39684605

>>39684583
That and what they really want is cuddlesex

>> No.39684628

>>39682801
>raiju
>harpy
so an electric flying, bird fox hybrid mamono, cool

>> No.39684649

>>39682801
>Wendigo and Bunyip
I’m gonna be raped by the most autistic woman ever!

>> No.39684651
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>>39684628
They're weasels, not foxes.

>> No.39684660

>>39684651
weasels don't exist

>> No.39684662

>>39682801
>Matango
>Shoggoth
I don't even know.

>> No.39684673

>>39684662
Your house has mold and that's a good thing.

>> No.39684686

>>39684651
They're cute and fuckable, that's what matters.

>> No.39684696

>>39684651
my mistake

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>>39682719

>> No.39684725

>>39684189
While I really hate transformation comics, isn't this like...canon in MGE?

>> No.39684742
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The smug worm is ready for spring weather

>> No.39684776

I can't wait until KC adds the Sabbath to his game (In ten years)

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Post fat cats

>> No.39684832

>>39684525
If that was Doppels functioned, they'd easily be #1 girl in the whole setting for me.

>> No.39684837

>>39684591
Find her parents, and curse them off for raising that child wrong

>> No.39684846

I can't wait until KC adds sweaty Trolls to his game.

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>>39682801
>wurm
and...
>another wurm
Heh

>> No.39684851

>>39684800
>"some say a fat cat is a happy cat"
>"when in reality this is the opposite of the truth because i cant find any clothes for tailed monsters THAT FUCKING FIT"

>> No.39684857

>>39684850
some sort of wwuurrmm?

>> No.39684880

>>39684837
If her mom's a succ, she might well be giving me a thumbs up if I follow through with the request.

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>>39684786
I need more gotes

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>>39684857
DOUBLE WURM
WURM BATTLE

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>>39684883

>> No.39684931

>>39684918
That's a very soft looking gote

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>>39684883

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>>39684800
she's not fat, just big

>> No.39684953

>>39684939
>>39684947
What's her name?

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>> No.39684964

>>39684850
so extra strength organic boring machine

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>>39684953
got her from https://twitter.com/Gimmogu

>> No.39684973
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Real Gote Hours?

>> No.39684999

>>39682801
>Ignis
>Echidna
I found the echidna responsible for hellwans and pyrows

>> No.39685002

>>39684948
Good lord the things I'd do to that c@.
And they all end in her having kittens.

>> No.39685008

>>39684968
YUGE tidders

>> No.39685034

>>39683434
It only works that way becuase Doppel leah is an unstable mess that doesnt even remember shes inhuman

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>> No.39685095

>>39685034
So how could a doppel achieve that without amnesia?

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>> No.39685134

>>39683069
I can't seem to get those
How did you lucid before it stopped?

>> No.39685145

>>39685078
She is very busy (eating grass) please do not interrupt her

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The kitsune is already among us

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Sex with fat-bottomed little girls

>> No.39685185

>>39685159
Looks like a bird to me!

>> No.39685188

>>39685180
Give me a wide-hipped Alice, please! Maybe with a smug JC Cheshire to tease us as well!

>> No.39685207

>>39685159
sus

>> No.39685217
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why do i not stop thinking about undead hags

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>goat thread
Hell yeah

>> No.39685230

ew, what the fuck is that and that jaw is that of a man, just fucking ew

>> No.39685255

>>39685217
Why is Lich always drinking, that can't be good for her liver

>> No.39685260

>>39685255
Shes undead, she need not worry about the things us living folk worry about

>> No.39685272

>>39682801
(this will be a bit long, i just couldn't stop typing.)
doing another cause i wanted to write one for a monster with extreme power.
>sylph
>kitsune-bi
and what a wonderful combination for that, dont you think?
>sometimes, through a cruel turn of events, multiple elementals can form at the same place and time.
>but in order for this to happen a extreme amount of demonic essence is also needed in the area. but the increased demonic essence means increased strength.
>"kitsune-slyph" are prime example of how dangerous this can be.
>sometimes the energy from kitsune will rise high into the air, as the winds move it around it may congregate in one spot.
>generally the congregation results in a kitsune-bi. but because wind elements are in play it results in wind getting infused in the process, creating this horrible abomination.
>when first born, a kitsune-slyph generally has less knowledge of the world compared to regular elementals. a sacrifice for the creation of a compound elemental.
>she knows she needs more of something but not what, so she defaults to thinking that she just needs more.
>this means she will use wind powers to gather more demonic energy, wind energy, and kitsune energy. she will then infuse the gathered energy into herself, both increasing her power and need for essence
>as time goes on her needs will not only be unsatisfied but will grow, so she will respectively grow more desperate. with her increased power from having more energy in general this often snowballs into a super storm
>but eventually, she will get a bit of a man's stray essence. when this happens the storm stops, she is quick to connect the dots into where the essence is from
>rather than just be rash about it, the little bit of essence has activated the kitsune part of her and grants a little bit of cunning and scheming.
>as the essence wasnt enough to activate the demonic energy she wont be forced into a sex craze yet.
>first they start by hunting out a kitsune community. she needs a solid body.
>most of the time she will target a nine tails, she need a body strong enough to contain their power. but if she cant find a nine tails they will settle for one above 600 years old.
>when the KS finds her target she will invade the target's mind while she is alone. the KS will seek to destroy the body's original host.
>as the KS is fighting another powerful fox it can often times be a long and drawn out fight within a mental scape, only one will remain after. if its against a nine tails its a 50/50 on who wins.
>while the fight is going on the body will be forced into the air, and a super storm focused on the body will form.
>if the KS loses, the original host will absorb the energy that the KS had. acquiring a increased desire for sex and increased magical power.
>if the KS wins, she will take a day to get used to her new body.
>due to the insane amount of energy dumped into the body its integrity has been slightly compromised, so she is capable of making small modifications as she sees fit/
>after this she begins her hunt for a mate. she will once again go and stalk a human community, remaining completely hidden by magic
>as she is a extremely powerful monster, she will only settle for a man that she thinks is perfect.
>but the moment she sees that man her desire for sex goes into overdrive, she has a LOT of essence to collect to satisfy her insane amount of demonic energy
>this results in a situation where the man is stuck getting fucked by the KS for weeks, possibly months
>throughout this time she will further modify her body, to her man's desires.
>after its finally over, a bond has wormed into the man's mind entirely. he is now completely bound to the KS
>the KS has also become incredibly smug and incredibly egotistical
>her tails and ears have a glow similar to a kitsune-tsuki's magic tail and ears
>as she gets older, a single man may not be enough for the kitsune-slyph.
>in this event she makes a apparition and will hunt for another body with this apparition, she can be selective because all her magic wont be poured into the body. but this also means she cant make modifications.
>once she has secured another body she will use that body to hunt for another man.
>KS do not die natural deaths, instead what happens is too many apparitions are made and the whole network collapses on itself, killing the KS.
>the unfortunate part is that this does not kill the men, instead the bonds force the KS's energy into the males
>rather than create alps, it sends the men into a craze.
>they will seek out and kill each other, the victor of each battle taking the KS's energy from the loser.
>when only one remains the male will attempt to resurrect the KS, ultimately failing and blasting the energy over a few mile radius
>from the remains multiple sylph's are born over the next few weeks before the legacy of the kitsune-sylph has dispersed entirely.
>because they have kitsune energy infused in them they will have a fox tail and ears.

>> No.39685287

>>39685217
gonna steal lich-san's zombies

>> No.39685295

>>39685287
>inb4 they steal you

>> No.39685297

>>39685272
i had to delete a few periods from this because i hit the fucking character limit.

>> No.39685305

39685297
ew, just nah m8

>> No.39685316

>>39685295
>zombies trying to hide a bound up anon behind their backs from lich's gaze
silly rascals, what shenanigans would they be up to next?

>> No.39685323

>>39685316
dunno, steal an ice cream truck?

>> No.39685339

>>39685316
Trying to explain in zombie how they mysteriously got pregnant to their Lich master

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>> No.39685343

>>39685316
play dress-up with anon and dressing him like a hero in those books they got read to by the lich

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I like sharks

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post fluffy foxes

>> No.39685401

>>39685228
>westernshit
Fuck outta here

>> No.39685402

>>39682801
>Ratatoskr
>Gnome

aw nice, a earth squirrel

>> No.39685410

>>39685359
I hang out with a shark and get a bloody nose!

>> No.39685411

>>39685401
are fuvking retarded, gives yous out like candy?

>> No.39685426

Why do hellhounds and werewolves keep making jokes about my red jacket?

>> No.39685429

>want a comfy NEET onee-chan dragon zombie
>also want an eager, perky, "teenage" shog
>also want a smug, playful Arch Imp

>> No.39685436

>>39685429
harem pill, take it, its fine

>> No.39685440

>>39685436
Neither dragon zombies nor shogs seem to play well with harems.

>> No.39685444

>>39685440
just do it, and i could see a shog in a harem no problem

>> No.39685445

>>39685426
they are just looking out for you in their own way, you don't want to be caught wearing that shit when a minotaur is walking by.

>> No.39685451

>>39685426
just go to your job working with holsts like that

>> No.39685459

>>39685444
Even with the melding with mastah? Can you elaborate? And checked.

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>>39682719
>The Lilim heroine swaggers confidently into the Order Prince's Manor as the final boss of her story is the Order Prince she's gonna corrupt
>To her surprise the Order Prince walks out aggressively to meet her
>"You vile demon. I am through playing games with you!" Says the Order Prince clasps his hands for a prayer
>He loudly prays in tongues as holy magic begins building up around him and the Lilim is surprised to see a pillar of heavenly light comes down from the sky and covers the prince
>The Heavenly light dissipates and shows the Order Prince in shiny white holy armor
>"Wait! This wasn't supposed to happen!" The Lilim blurts out in surprise. "The intelligence services said you weren't supposed this high leveled!"
>"Begin..." The Order Prince says ominously.
>"Uh oh." Says the Lilim
>The Order Prince charges the Lilim Heroine and tackles her. They both are pushing against each other.
>"Played a bit of sport, you know." The Order Prince says
>"At some cushy Officer's Academy I bet!" The Lilim Heroine says to bite back against the prince
>The Prince headbutts the Lilim and lifts her on her collar. "Try The Knights Academy of Old Lescatie. Before Lescatie fell to you monsters! I'm not like those of petty adventurers or glory hound knights. I could beat many of your Baphomets and S-Class Monsters into submission, WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS!" The Prince then tosses the Lilim heroine in the air.
>"WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Screams the Lilim Heroine in complete shock as she tries to gain flight with her wings but ends up falling down to the ground quickly
>"Do not fuck with this Princeling-slash-Living Saint!" The Prince says as he kicks the Lilim just as she was about to hit the ground, causing the Lilim Heroine to fly across the grounds and hit a wall
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlt6EXMGlN8
>Despite the immediate shock, the Lilim Heroine does get up back at her feet with minimal damage inflicted upon her.
>"What are you!? And how are you so surprisingly overleveled!?" The Lilim Heroine retorts as she finally powers herself up for the bossfight.
>The Prince again clasps his hands and more heavenly light emanates from him and holy light swords form around him. "Why not you stick around and find out." The Prince says, this time with eerie calmness in his voice.

>> No.39685473

>>39685459
At the end of the day shes your mg wife and she will understand your need since they know your deepest desires
39685466
go back faggot and fucing kill yourself

>> No.39685498

>>39685473
That makes sense. Thinking on it now, my shog could help with the harem both logistically and in terms of enabling kinks of mine.

>> No.39685519

>>39685440
shog can meld with other monsters to make super chimera, at least thats my headcanon for my harem

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>>39685440
It seems that undead go quite well in harems with other undead

>> No.39685527

>>39682801
>krampus
>werebat
I feel like this will just be an aggressive night guant. Instead of becoming a suit, you get bagged and dragged

>> No.39685532
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>>39685521
that is why being necromancer is the best, you can decide how you want your harem

>> No.39685537

>>39685521
>>39685532
I want all of them

>> No.39685563

>>39685532
That seems like too much work, I’ll just swipe some zombies, awight, a dragon zombie, a lich or two, a couple of phantoms, rent a few haunted cds, and go spelunking in some catacombs

>> No.39685571

>>39685519
Would she stick to three girls, or would the Shog, drunk on my pleasure from the harem and the shared mana of all of us, seek out more and more girls that satisfy my tastes?

>> No.39685581

>>39685521
The more bodies pressed against you, the less heat escapes.

>> No.39685606

>Zorro is spanish for fox
WHAAAAAAAAAAT

>> No.39685617

>>39685606
>Vaca is spanish for cow
WHAAAAAAAAAAT

>> No.39685618

>>39685606
Don’t use Zorra, that’s whore

>> No.39685629

>>39685606
>masked fox scratching a z/k/f onto your chest with her claws to mark you
kind of hot

>> No.39685636

>>39685606
And "zorra" is for female fox and also for whore

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>>39685618
>fox is one letter from whore in spanish

>> No.39685640

>>39685637
Que te jodes

>> No.39685660

>>39685629
>masked fox does that Zorro thing of slashing out merely the clothes you are wearing and all the shreds fall down together

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Plant momster

>> No.39685685

>>39682801
>Automaton + Jinko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdrI3Vh0zo

>> No.39685710

>>39685660
dummy could just told me to take off my clothes

>> No.39685715

>>39685660
>obsessed with always making a clean getaway to keep up her dashing rogue appearance
>but also obsessed with you so you can expect to be accosted by her every single day

>> No.39685719

>>39685617
la vaca moo, la vaca moo, la misma vaca mooo

>> No.39685725

>>39682801
>Gargoyle
>Kobold
I see this as an absolute win. Cerberus here I come.

>> No.39685739

>>39685571
its up to you anon, ive got enough girls in my harem already

>> No.39685742

>>39682801
>Werebat
>Dragon Zombie
She’s like one of those shy nerdy girls in anime/hentai with hair covering her eyes that everybody thinks is pure and innocent but is actually a massive degenerate on the inside.

>> No.39685755

being smothered by troll's armpits until you become addicted to her scent

>> No.39685791

>>39685618
I'll remember that for next year's Usagi Yojimbo reread

>> No.39685807

>>39685521
>pov: it's cold out and the zombies want to show you the cool breath fog thing they can do
>(you humor them because it makes them happy)

>> No.39685850

>>39685755
suffocating in a hellhound's forbidden mofu

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>mouse girls are just early game mobs

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I just like posting foxes, what can I say?
Other than they cannot be trusted and I will never lose to them.

>> No.39685870

>>39685860
the rat mafia

>> No.39685884

>>39685860
>>39685870
What happens if you give the rats and mice mafia warp stones as a way of paying away your debts to them?

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>>39685858

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>>39685860
they are also boss mobs

>> No.39685895

>>39685884
fuck off back to /tg/

>> No.39685920

>>39685884
What's a warp stone? having seen that in any of the books

>> No.39685963
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>Be level 1 anon adventurer
>In the first dungeon, everthing is going fine the level 1 non monster girl slimes are hardly a challenge, just spent half the day clearing them
>Nearly out of Stamina and ready to call it a day you rest your hand upon the brickwork of the dungeon wall and the wall gives way
>Down a stair case you tumble through cobwebs and end up in a forgotten passage and find this creature imprisoned
>She speaks, it's been so long since I have had company, if you free me I promise to reward you beyond your wildest dreams, aren't heroes supposed to aid those in need?

>> No.39685977

>>39685963
>before anon can reply, he gets bodied by a slime and raped
>dumb evil fox can only watch as her chance for freedom gets slimed

>> No.39685993

>>39685963
i don't know if she's been down there long enough if the same language is still within living memory

>> No.39686004

>>39685889
Would sell a kingdom for such a horse

>> No.39686015
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>>39685963
Accidentally unsealing a superboss fox is my life goal

>> No.39686017

>>39686004
thats a fox

>> No.39686035

>>39685860
A good servant.
'hungry' rats.

>>39685884
Then you have the opportunity to hire them again in the future.
Also maybe cancer.

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>>39686015

>> No.39686041
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39686041

>>39686017
Nearl is a horse

>> No.39686051

>>39686015
>unseal fox
>she starts laughing maniacally
>join in too because it feels polite
i think i'd make a good henchman

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>>39686037
I like your funny words magic fox

>> No.39686060

>>39686051
that's where you messed up, you should have laughed even more maniacally to establish dominance

>> No.39686061

>>39686015
I unsealed my boss and all that happened is she got bigger tits.

>> No.39686100

>>39686015
id honestly fall asleep in her mofu after Im done

>> No.39686103
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39686103

When you tell a monstergirl; "Let's just be friends. No romance."

>> No.39686106

>>39686103
y would i do that?

>> No.39686118

>Alice with a little seal tag over her cunny labeled "Unseal Me"
>After removing it, all the pent up lust from her unconscious spills forth, both physically and metaphorically
>She's hornier than a Jubjub, lewder in word than a March Hare, and lewder in thought than a deck of Trumparts
>And her pussy is constantly gushing, her mana infusing her juice so much it turns to dark mana part of the way down her thighs
>And after she's sealed back up again - which it takes many orgasms to calm her down enough to do - she returns to her scheduled precocious innocence

>> No.39686145

>find tag on bogey
>it says do not remove until penalty of law
dare you?

>> No.39686152

>>39686145
no law can tell me what to do, also i cant read!

>> No.39686202

>>39686145
>pull it
>she becomes a bogie bogey

>> No.39686205
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>>39686152
>no law can tell me what to do

>> No.39686207

>>39686145
what law?

>> No.39686209

>>39686205
awwww she so cute but, nah, the government can deepthroat this cock in their mouth before I comply

>> No.39686217

>>39686205
didn't vote for you, ain't my president

>> No.39686264

>>39686207
the bogey laws of 87, the bogey's cuddles were too strong and too op so other monsters asked for a nerf

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>>39685159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHkTJTD2gvU

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>>39686302
scary fox

>> No.39686324

>>39686311
All work and no husband makes fox something something

>> No.39686341

>>39686324
what work? she just lazes around at the shrine eating chips and watching animes

>> No.39686348

>>39686341
She's a shrine security guard!

>> No.39686355

>>39686348
>is what the neet tells herself everyday

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>>39686348
the only security she is doing is guarding the fridge

>> No.39686406

>>39686264
It's just a chunni bogey that uses a matress tag as a way to seal their "dark powers." She constantly rants that the man who removes her tag will be consumed by an endless abyss of cuddles. The world can only look on in fear as the poor man has his heart and mind shattered with the unearthly softness of the forbidden plush. Anon rips off the tag. She immediately panics and gives him a weak hug, completely red in the face and shaking. Anon thinks it's cute and hugs back. "F-f-fool! Now you are mine f-forever!" Anon rubs her head.

>> No.39686409

>>39685963
Does that mean she’ll fulfill my dream of having someone genuinely love and care for me and the happy family we would start?

>> No.39686422

>>39686406
look it up, the bogey night of the 23 of may 1987, on that day, a whole city was cuddled

>> No.39686478
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>>39686409
A fox of her power is perfectly capable of giving you that, assuming you can surpress her evil nature. Better hope you can provide her tofu and offspring to keep her attention divided from conquering the world.

>> No.39686531

Do monsters like spanking?

>> No.39686541

>>39686531
very much so? as long as you like it? Have you tried reading the setting?

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>> No.39686595

>>39686587
fox village, i wanna live there

>> No.39686614

Post your best kiki pics please!

>> No.39686623
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>>39686614
literal old maid

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>>39686614

>> No.39686636

>>39686623
Nice. But I prefer 'em younger. Not underage, more young adult.

>> No.39686639

>>39686623
There's an egg in there somewhere and my swimmers will find it.

>> No.39686643

>>39686624
I wonder what she's thinking

>> No.39686646

>>39686639
eros is rooting for you, anon!
>>39686643
watermelon

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>>39686614
what sounds do kiki make?

>> No.39686661

>>39686654
chirp when happy
bark when surprised
russian when angry

>> No.39686674

>>39686661
what about horny?

>> No.39686690

>>39686654
>Uuuuoohhhhh Master, right there! Yes!
>Ohhh Master, I love you!

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>>39686690
>Kiki...what are you doing?

>> No.39686713

>>39686646
For some reason, I don't think that's what that kiki is thinking

>> No.39686730

>>39686705
Now's your chance, grab the one sock puppet, mimic it saying "I love you too, Sweetie" and have it kiss the other sock puppet.

>> No.39686742
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>>39686705
Kiki.exe has stopped working

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>>39686705

>> No.39686770

>Cockatrices are extremely timid and run away at the slightest provocation
>Until you drop them in the fighting ring where they suddenly turn into savages out for blood, using their eyes to pin their opponents down before shredding them with their talons and vicious kicks
The oddest mg-martial arts combos

>> No.39686784

>>39686742
>kiki just stops and starts to sweep when she gets super embarrassed
too cute

>> No.39686872
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>>39686749
Shog will always be better

>> No.39686889

>>39686872
ok

>> No.39686937

>>39686872
I used to prefer shoggs, but I converted to kikiism.

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>>39686614

>> No.39686978
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>>39686872
wrong

>> No.39686984

>>39686962
Anon, that's lewd!

>> No.39687002

>>39686962
>Hold her down and force her to put on actual clothes

>> No.39687049

>>39687002
>her smile and optimism gone
anon how could you

>> No.39687079

Any more lewd kiki pics?
Asking for a friend

>> No.39687096

>>39686978
post the kiki vaccuum one

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>>39687079

>> No.39687115

>>39687108
She's gonna get dirty all over cleaning like that

>> No.39687153

>>39687115
She's meant to get dirty in that outfit so none of her good dresses will get stained.

>> No.39687188

>>39687096
Some say if you can sneak up on a kiki successfully you may see her holding the vacuum against her nipple while touching herself

>> No.39687255

>>39685159
That unsealed Fox has collected all the artifacts containing fragments of her power, this means the hero and his party have failed.
Now we get to live in the "Bad Ending" scenario. Where Foxes rule the world!

>> No.39687280

>>39687255
But what if a chosen one is discovered in some quiet village and she falls in love with him?

>> No.39687293

>>39687280
Who knows? Maybe a new hero will arise during the upcoming Foxpocalypse.

>> No.39687322
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Fox is your fate

>> No.39687334

>>39687322
I'm pulling the pin!

>> No.39687345

>>39687334
You fool, you'll doom us all!

>> No.39687360

>>39686595
Anon, no! Don't go into the fox-hole! You never come out!

>> No.39687381
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Foxes need to be contained before it's too late

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>>39687381
>WE HAVE A BREACH

>> No.39687423

>>39687395
Oh come on, you literally applied to be a guard at the Hornymax Jail

Damn scrubs

>> No.39687448

>>39687395
Gonna need the full picture of that.

>> No.39687481

>>39687448
That's put Anon at risk, that Dark Elf Policewoman will bust both of you and throw you in the same jail as those sex-crazed animals.

>> No.39687560

>>39687395
Thanks to the blaring alarms, no one can hear you cry for help, or the sound of her slamming against your pelvis.

>> No.39687576

Guys!

Will Humanity ever get a prophesized MC-tier Hero who can defeat the forces of evil that is the hedonistic monsters and bring victory in the name of the Chief God? So many previous MC-tier Heroes falling to monster pussy, how many more until we get The One? Perhaps we should pray more!

>> No.39687588

>>39687560
It's not all bad news, really. She's too busy reducing (you)r pelvis to dust to actually try and escape

>> No.39687596

>>39687588
Some paid time off while you recover along with a bonus for stopping her isn't a bad deal.

>> No.39687615

I like the idea of lilims coming to our world but relaxing devil is a part timer style
Like imagine the nice girl at the supermarket is actually a demon princess minding her own buisness

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>>39687615
Things work a bit differently in this realm.

>> No.39687635

>>39687615
I want to go on a date with a nice lady and the wake up to her true form embracing me.

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>>39687625
Explain

>> No.39687646

>>39687615
>lilim exhausted after a long day of battling the forces of a literal god
>just wants to escape mountain of paperwork
>checks to make sure no one is looking
>dips through a portal to her job as a grocery store employee working the night shift
>content to just stack shelves with new food and get the occasional compliment from some of the men passing by
>also moonlights as a barista because she likes flirting with the customers

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>>39687637
Removing someone's pants requires consent.

>> No.39687670
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>>39682719
Disregard and ignore Hagsville. Move and immigrate to JK Metropolis.

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>>39687656
Consent or desperation

>> No.39687681

>>39687656
Well I do like how she's dressed

>> No.39687751
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39687751

behold! daughters!

>> No.39687762

>>39687646
reminds me of mass effect where that one blue alien leader was working as a bartender

>> No.39687774

>>39687751
Uh, Dr. Weird?
I think that's a giant bird.

>> No.39687790

>>39687751
These names speak to me of Slavic or even Baltic heritage

>> No.39687829
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>>39687790
Wife: Meiya
Husband: Me (of course.)
eldest daughter: Milla
Youngest daughter: Malina

names are all over the place, i just chose these names because i thought they were cute. but i'd like to hear how they're slavic.

>> No.39687857

>>39687829
Milla is short for Lyudmila (I think?) and Malina apparently has a much wider range.
https://www.behindthename.com/name/malina
>Bulgarian, Serbian, Polish
OK
>Also Scottish
What in the goddamn

>> No.39687868

>>39687829
Malina is raspberry in Polish

>> No.39687889

>>39687868
Raspberries are delicious

>> No.39687893

>>39687751
I would like to pet these birds.

>> No.39687966
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39687966

>>39687829
Huh, apparently Meiya is the name of a VN character. and it means "elegant plum"

well, i think that's very nice. meiya is my little plum.

>> No.39688070

Gimme the bird dog meido

>> No.39688124
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39688124

>>39688070
Sorry, we ran out of bird.

>> No.39688272
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>>39685134
>>>/x/thread/31683409
In this thread you have a couple of technics that will help you achieve lucid dreaming, but it can take you quite a while before having one, just don't give up and maybe one day you'll have a bunch of monster girls in your dreams...

>> No.39688306
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39688306

>>39686478
I see.

>> No.39688310

>>39682801
>Ghoul
>Jinko
A ferocious and cool zombie Tiger who gives good blowjobs? Sounds great

>> No.39688371

Embrace the Mothra.

>> No.39688473

>>39688124
That's a shame

>> No.39688486

>>39682801
>Black harpy
>Troll
I'm unsure of how this would turn out

>> No.39688514

>>39687188
no i mean the one where kiki cleans up pesky sentient boogers with a vaccuum

>> No.39688736

>>39688486
A thick harpy covered in flowers that sneaks out at night to steal food from humans. But she pays them back by planting the seeds of previously stolen fruits and veggies and blessing the crops to grow faster and healthier than they normally would. Most humans see them as a blessing and often leave offerings in hopes of having their harvest blessed. They nest in large trees that have been covered in vines and flowers in order to make a canopy for her nest to hide from the sun. They shy away from the sun due to the flowers covering their body which would cause their previously shy behavior to to be overridden by an intense lust. The harpy will then seek out a man, often targeting single men who left generous offerings for her before. When she finds her target, the harpy will then mate with the man until sundown. Afterwards she will bring him back to her nest, seeing him now as her husband. The harpy does not steal without repaying though. Like the seeds she planted in payment for the food she stole, the seeds of the man are now planted in her fertile womb. In time the fruits of their love will blossom and fill the nest with their children.

>> No.39688858
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39688858

you should never trust foxes
however if you must, trust loli foxes

>> No.39689019

>>39688858
No. The most trustworthy foxes are the ones with the smallest number of tails. More tails=more power=bigger pervert. Start with a 1 tail. She's still a fox, but they are the least sex crazed and easiest to fight back against. Beware if you start a relationship with one, she may gain more tails as you give her energy. Make sure to train your body and mind as well as condition your fox early on in the relationship in order to assure she will not turn the tables on you. Long term relationships with foxes often end poorly if you wish to maintain control. The full force of a 9 tailed fox is an ungodly level of horny, and only the best of men can even dream of controlling her. Be careful anon. Many try to tame the mofu, but it comes for us all in time. Today you have control, but some day you will wake up stroking a silky tail greeted by the smug face of a fox and you'll realize the you were the fool all along.

>> No.39689030

Samurai salamander
Knight lizardman
they fight crime

>> No.39689057

>>39682801
Dark Mage, Twice.
I assume it's going to turn me into a shota any second now.

>> No.39689105
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What sounds do shogs make?

>> No.39689199

>>39689030
Insert sleazy saxophone here

>> No.39689391
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>> No.39689398

>>39689105
>tekeli-li
>mastah

>> No.39689401

>>39689391
wtf no don't make me like goblins too

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>>39687625
>>39689391
I already have a gobwifeonahole

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>>39689391
alright fine, I'm husband now
you happy?

>> No.39689472

>>39689466
You have to impregnate all of the goblins.

>> No.39689478

>>39689466
Take me to the land of the Sand Goblins

>> No.39689502

>>39689466
cave looks like she has good taste in anime

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>> No.39689532
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>>39689525

>> No.39689536

>>39689502
huh?

>> No.39689602

>>39689536
it was a joke, she's pale, hunched and has large eyes, looks like a stereotypical basement dweller

>> No.39689608

>>39689466
I’ll take a hob and a flower please.

>> No.39689642

Need Wurm hag

>> No.39689686
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>>39689642
Ancient Wurm! She who burrowed through rock and metal and time! Oooh Ancient Wurm, depicted even in cave paintings!

>> No.39689713

>>39689525
>>39689532
>Her face and words express discontent with you eating steak
>Her body expresses arousal with you eating steak
Just looks how the straps to her pants are coming off. Finish that meaty goodness and turn those tears of sadness into tears of joy as you make more cows with her.

Also, I don't recommend lying to your holst. Never lie to her. Never make her cry tears of pain. You're a bad anon if you make her cry.

>> No.39689771

>>39689642
go to the church in dragonia, that's where i found my hag wurm

>> No.39689793

>>39685870
The Razuka*
fify

>> No.39689806

>>39689793
You mean the Rakuza right?

>> No.39689846

i really want to mess with all the monster gangs in MGC, playing and toying with them as I work with different groups

>> No.39689854

Leave no Rata unraped, the government can't stop us

>> No.39689882

>>39688736
Damn, that really cool anon

>> No.39689885

>Sneaks up on unaware lamia
>Notices the tip of her tail is exposed
>Gently grips the tip of her tail and rubs it for a few moments
>Stops
>Refuses to elaborate any further

>> No.39689887

>>39689466
Sand all the way
Pygmy is far too cute for me to want to do anything other than cuddle and pet

>> No.39689911
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>>39689806
RAZUKA, PAL!
>>39689887
What about cow?

>> No.39689929

>>39689854
i can only rape rata hags for I come from long line of hag hunters, we were blessed with extra senstive noses, extra powerful eyes that can see and read a dime from a mile away, and stamina beyond a normal man or most monsters. Once we get that nice scent of fertile hag,we stalk then pounce on teh prey, raping until The hag is preggers

>> No.39689952
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>>39689929
>rata hags
Supreme taste

>> No.39689970

>>39689952
what can i say, hags are the best

>> No.39689983

>>39689911
cows are best

>> No.39690004

>>39689911
she needs some new clothes

>> No.39690022

Meme boomer cheshire
>Still uses memes fro 10 years ago
>Doesn't understand current memes at all
>Got Okay Boomer'd once and has yet to recover
>Slowly realizing she's no longer the meme queen
>You didn't marry her so much as end up with her because you chuckled at one of her old memes and now she clings to you for dear life
>Owns a sexy nyan cat outfit and wears it to bed at least once a week
>Has several demotivational posters hanging in her house.
>Complains about zoomer memes frequently.
>"The fuck's so funny about A Mongoose anyway?"

>> No.39690042

>>39690022
sounds like my type of hag, out of date so i gotta bring her out on a date

>> No.39690069

>>39690022
>nyan cat
Good Cheshire hag would have rather referenced the longcat.

>> No.39690137

>>39690022
>A mongoose
chuckled
hagdom can redeem even the cringe memecat

>> No.39690182

>>39689952
Looking good.

>> No.39690197

>tfw ywn be groomed by a hag
feels real bad

>> No.39690227

>>39690137
you don't want a loli chesh?
she's gonna dab on your ass low key she wants an old man to show off how she is willing to take a man from such a diverse background.
I really struggled to write that. I don't know how young people speak

>> No.39690239

>>39690227
I think that speak is from a couple years ago and is already outdated

>> No.39690247

>>39690227
>>39690239
lolibaba hag fr no cap

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>>39690247
I understand that "fr" means for real, but what in the unholy fuck is "no cap"?

>> No.39690304

>>39690294
basically means no bullshit, stinky old man

>> No.39690310
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>>39690294
I think "cap" means lie

>> No.39690339

>>39685920
warp stone is what the ratmen from warhammer fantasy use as currency in other words he >>39685884 is a /tg/fag

>> No.39690352

>>39690294
i need me an ancient fish hag that has been recently rediscovered to speak to with my all my new slang

>> No.39690390
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>>39690310
Cute oni.

>> No.39690398

be careful of snapping turtle girls

>> No.39690473

>>39690304
They're talking in recycled rap lyrics.

>> No.39690483

>>39690473
it took you that long, old head?

>> No.39690503
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>>39690483
i try to avoid remembering that rap exists.
Myself and my adorable child bride have no need to engage in memes of teenagers.

>> No.39690515

>>39690483
I hope that nuclear hellfire forbid you to ever get a mg wife

>> No.39690526

i disagree with your existance but i agree on that assertion of how rap is shit
>>39690515
old man, i hope you ger a loli

>> No.39690553

>>39690503
>>>>>>>>>>>>child
lol

>> No.39690694

i wanna wake up in between some monster titty everyday

>> No.39690704

>>39687381
>Simp
I don't usually dom, but just for that I'm getting the electrodes...

>> No.39690722

>>39687381
smelly old fox

>> No.39690766

>>39690694
I want to wake up with my head on a flat loli chest every day so I can listen to her little heartbeat

>> No.39690780

>>39690766
g4u, smelly old man

>> No.39690813
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Being a young man seduced by a hag is cool, but the older I get, the more I think of having one as my peer instead.

>> No.39690841

>>39690813
thats sounds cute too, two old virgins going on a date and being extra awkward sounds really cute

>> No.39690904

>>39690813
>oji-san disguises himself as a shota to freak hags out
lol

>> No.39690932

>>39690904
dont really need to go that far, from teen to 20 something year is good enough

>> No.39690944

>>39690841
>people who see them think they're an old married couple
>it's really their first date

>> No.39691074

>>39690932
yes you do
>hag corners a shota
>uses the ara ara line
>he suddenly starts laughing
>the glamour wears off
>hag witnesses a cute shota becoming a bald mob-faced smelly fat oji-san right before her eyes

>> No.39691091

>>39691074
hags are like 500 or older

>> No.39691213

>>39691074
Poor woman is going to pass out from shock and wake up mumbling about how every shota could be an old man in disguise

>> No.39691267
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kelped

>> No.39691363

>>39691213
now, i could toss a pebble at her window to get attention and blast a love song

>> No.39691369

>>39691267
Can I take off pieces of her kelp to wrap my Onigiri?

>> No.39691393

>>39691369
dont ya mean ya jelly donuts?

>> No.39691406

>>39683466
Yea. These faggots can be very annoying sometimes.

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>>39682719

>> No.39691492

>>39691479
Ant wants to go visit the beach?

>> No.39691533

>>39691492
Look again, this ant is sus

>> No.39691554

>>39691533
Nonsense. It's a perfectly normal, hardworking ant.

>> No.39691645

Flying lamia that falls on your face, pussy first

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>>39691479

>> No.39691742

>>39691554
Another one fooled, but she won’t fool me, damn neet!

>> No.39691760

>>39691656
No one will find the ant arachne because nobody looks in ant colonies, really sad.

>> No.39691790

>>39691656
Seventh year in a row.

>> No.39691810

>>39691479
Cute ant-arachne, number 1 NEET in the hive.

>>39691656
They're good girls, just stuck fighting with dwarves to dig in the hives and ant arachnes lazing it out in their rooms

>> No.39691814

>>39691760
Imagine walking into an ant colony and all you see is hard working CCs all desperate for love with the only man there being Steve who did his part and married 3 ants.

>> No.39691815

>>39691760
Hmm….how about I start splicing some fire ant and soldier ant dna into them….

>> No.39691871

>>39691760
I would, after I have my main wife. I like antgirls and NEET spiders a lot. They're just not my top pick.

>> No.39691895

>>39691815
They need all the help they can get. Put some bullet ant in there too.

>> No.39691955

>>39691895
sounds like a plan, also some honey ants with their big fat behinds

>> No.39691993

>>39691955
Monster girl version of honey ants sounds like something worth exploring.

>> No.39691995

Are they monster girl for guro ?

>> No.39692037

>>39691993
so woulr they grow thicker as they ingest the honey or would their abodmen grow and be like a massive wrecking ball when full?

>> No.39692075

>>39691995
Yes

>> No.39692090

>>39691995
No, gtfo tg/fag

>> No.39692105

39692075
39691995
yeah, your heads on pike, now get to it
>>39692090
damn, u like giving out like candy?

>> No.39692153

The shit poster-fag does this every day looking for angry replies. He posts, samefags, then moves on to new shit posts. Stop replying.

>> No.39692155
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Bathe with mermaids!

>> No.39692165

>>39692155
Only with clown fish i do

>> No.39692170

>>39692105
I don't understand what you said, am I a smooth brain ?

>> No.39692194

>>39692170
yes, you gave yous like if you were giving out candy on halloween

>> No.39692196

>>39692170
>am I a smooth brain?
Yes, but the hakutakus like that.

>> No.39692197

I'm getting bored. What should I do?
>Explore the deep forest at night
>Investigate reports of a cult at the old church
>Infiltrate the aristocrat ball at the mansion...for free food
>Help out around the mountain shrine
>Go to the beach
>Test my strength at the arena
>Go run errands for the town shop

>> No.39692210

>>39692170
he thinks that you can trade in yous for like a million dollar a piece or get people permabanned from 4chan

>> No.39692231

>>39692197
Go get yourself some free food, king

>> No.39692241

>>39689525
>Vegan
Wait, so you wants him to give up dairy?

>> No.39692259

>>39692197
im taking the cult mission.....for reasons
and maybe dick around in the creepy manison
39692241
why are u stupid? Stop responding to shit like that

>> No.39692264

>>39692194
Oh yeah, mb
>>39692196
I don't. Wurm better teacher

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>>39682719

>> No.39692278

>>39692197
Nobody ever chooses the shrine.
>Solitary shrine.jpg

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>>39692264
yes, wurm sensei is very smart. She even has glasses to show how smart she is!

>> No.39692301

>>39682730
Dormammu looks different...

>> No.39692332

>>39692278
but all i see there is old red and white, and she as cranky as ever

>> No.39692348

>>39691656
Less loved than Humpties?

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>> No.39692430

>>39692404
i really black and white color schemes, it seems cool! and i love angels and nuns as well!

>> No.39692431

>>39692231
The mansion was a bust. Just clamato juice and some overdone steak. The lady with the cape kept trying to get me to eat some weird mushrooms. Who is she, my mom?
>>39692259
Turns out it was just a bake sale. The kids were so cute, I couldn't help but by a few packs of thin mints. Also, they gave me discounts for head patting.
>>39692278
The ditzy shrine maiden is cute, but unnerving. I feel like she gets too attached too quickly

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i want to hug sleepy goat

>> No.39692460

>>39692197
i hear there is a creepy doll making dark mage in the forest

>> No.39692476

>>39692448
why isn't she married yet?

>> No.39692485

>>39692476
because i havent met her yet

>> No.39692577
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ded

>> No.39692614
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>>39692577
why are deds all so weird

>> No.39692635

>>39692577
I need a Jiangshi with massive tits that wobble and bounce as she hops towards me

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>>39692614
I'm taking that mug and guzzling all the content as if I just crossed the desert on foot.

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>>39692476
She's very reserved in-person, and tends to shy away from things like that. She's also (self-described) lazy and selfish.
She has narcolepsy, so she might fall asleep and miss something important on a date.

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>>39692614
i think it's just the monsters that are weird

>> No.39692672

>>39692614
they ded, why do you think they weird?
>>39692635
same, I want her with truly massive thighs that jiggle with every hop in addition with massive boobies

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>>39689466
Snow is just a Yeti!

>> No.39692694

>>39692672
>Anoooon! I need a back massage! I'm too stiff.
>Eh? What do you mean I look soft enough as is?
>I'm serious! Can't you see how stiff I am?

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>>39692686
Hush! They can't know, yet...

>> No.39692728

>>39692694
thats when you push her over and make her limber with the old sideways tango
>>39692686
>>39692697
yetis smell like maple syrup and sorry

>> No.39692776

>>39692728
The problem is that after that she's TOO limber and can't stand up.
>Anoooon, heeeelp! I can't stand up!

>> No.39692791

>>39692667
I wonder how long until KC releases her book

>> No.39692800

>>39692776
jeez she is a needy jianshi, so do i have to drink her milk or something?

>> No.39692822

>>39692791
Yeah. "Comparative Mana Theory" was a revolutionary text in the world of MGE

>> No.39692831

>>39692800
The undead are less terrifying than one would think.
>Eh? Milk? I'm not lactat-AH!
>W-wha-what are you doing?! Do you know how sensative I a-AH!
>n-no teeth!
If she's not leaking she soon will be

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>>39692831
they are just cuter since they try to keep up that evil and dangerous schtick all the time yet are so full of weaknesses, just imagine a chunni zombie

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>>39682719

>> No.39692891

>>39692667
Damn she’s figuratively me.

>> No.39692935

>>39692861
>Fu-fu-fu, don't you know what I am Anon?
>A 'zombie' pales in comparison to my true prowess, I'm a Jiang-shi! A vampire who can feed upon your very soul!
>Those lumbering cuddle brained corpses can't hold a candle to me once I've limbered up!
Beware

>> No.39692946
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Many maids are secretly of aristocratic blood due to generations of horny noblemen knocking up their maids

>> No.39692973

>>39692946
>Hmmm? A dragon?
>You are mistaken master, I am but a humble maid.
>There is no way that such a noble and proud beast such as a dragon would lower herself to be maid to a man of such common birth.
>Now come, I have drawn a warm bath for you and shall prepare dinner.
>Roasted beef sounds good tonight, yes?

>> No.39693000

>>39692935
ahhh, my lovely dork jianshi gf. How cute she would be tease.
>>39692946
a dragon maid.... i wouldnt mind buuut i would love a clown dragon maid

>> No.39693065

>>39692973
>warm bath
>edge of the tub has soot marks for some reason

>> No.39693109

>>39693000
Just be sure to 'buy in' to her boasting on occasion.
you gotta feed that Chuuni side sometimes.
And she IS quite powerful when properly loosened up.

>>39693065
She has ensured you have a properly warmed up bath in record speed, do not question your humble, masterfully skill and most beautiful maid.

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>>39682719

>> No.39693143
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There is no setting that wouldn't be improved by the inclusion of monstergirl races who still men from the races that have them for use as breeding slaves.

>> No.39693162

>>39693131
I like extensive ear accessories on monstergirls. Really just accessories that accentuate their monster bits in general. I wonder how a gyaru vampire with demon silver teeth casings would work out.

>> No.39693164

>>39693143
God I wish that was me.

>> No.39693180

>>39693143
>septum piercing
Fatherless behaviour

>> No.39693181

Monstergirls paying homage and creating appreciation content for renowned male writers and artists!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmdzptbykzI

>> No.39693201
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mothers day soon.
prepare to be hunted

>> No.39693211

>>39692197
Go into the mushroom forest.

>> No.39693248

>>39693201
Its for celebrating mothers AND making mothers.
Truly a wonderful day.

>> No.39693270
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Fox

>> No.39693271
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>>39693201
No monster womb will go empty on Mother's day, even the haggiest of monsters deserve to have a loving husband and babies growing in their womb

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>>39682719
This hebi is looking at you funny

>> No.39693447

>>39693332
Literally all I did was spend 5 minutes in the same room as her why are hebis so fucking crazy

>> No.39693459

>>39693271
Just open the portals and I'll impregnate as many lolis as I can take.

>> No.39693469
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Is Sadako considered a monster girl? I mean she's a spirit and all.

>> No.39693472

>>39693447
it's fate

>> No.39693487

>>39693469
onyro are good

>> No.39693494

>>39693487
wrong
they are the best

>> No.39693495

>>39693469
Yup, ghost.

>> No.39693514

>>39693469
A girl who's always wet!

>> No.39693528

>>39693514
..Escort this cheshire out.

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>> No.39693557

>>39693530
It has begun. MOOrtal Kombat.

>> No.39693574

>>39693495
Thank fuck. These threads have changed the way I look at her, instead of being scared I just want to make sweet, tender, passionate love to her

>> No.39693587

>>39693530
>Twitter description says she stores all of the damage she receives in the spear then unleashes it in a single massive attack
What chuuni. Impregnation and settling down correction is needed. I have difficulty imagining what pregnancy looks like in more muscled mamano. I know muscles on human women can negatively affect a pregnancy but mamano mana would fix that somehow

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>>39693271
The more babies, the stronger.

>> No.39693593

>>39693574
As you should, fat ectoplasmic sacks are for being groped as you knock her up

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May the Fox be with you.

>> No.39693638
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You WILL breed monsters. There is no other choice

>> No.39693658
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I want to get my hair lovingly stroked by a scary looking lilim general.

>> No.39693674

>>39693658
She'll cut your hair carefully and you'll fall asleep in the the chair as you feel safe.

>> No.39693696

>>39693638
well ok

>> No.39693700

>>39693638
Yeah, and who's going to make me?

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>>39693700
Breeding Enforcement Officers.

>> No.39693750

>>39693587
Easy, their bellies get soft due to their pregnancies but they get their abs back after giving birth

>> No.39693753

>>39693700
Your wife

>> No.39693836

>>39693638
I can hardly take care of myself. I am not qualified to be a dad.

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>>39682719
Dumb hag.

>> No.39693905

>>39693836
a lot of the monster kids aren't nearly as dependent as those useless human children

>> No.39693914

>>39693109
i do try to take her serious but she so cute when she gets chunni i just cant hel but tease her

>> No.39693928

>ywn be picked up in an unmarked white van full of Sabbath lolis who make you lose to the cunny while playing rock music, then fall asleep in a pile of comfy lolis and mofu only to wake up in a library with the smell of coffee and a nice, warm blanket wrapped around you with your new harem of cute lolis playfully fighting over who gets to sit in your lap

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>>39693905
fucking and sucking by five years old.

>> No.39693967

>>39689525
>"Relax honey, it's human meat"

>> No.39693969

>>39693942
Their first three albums were solid but they really sold out after that.

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>> No.39694002

>go out in the wilderness to find your loli rapewife because that's your fetish
>get ambushed by a slovenly fat orc girl instead, developing a smell and fat fetish against your will because demon magic twists you into accommodating your new "wife" no matter what
Yeah man, MGE is SO idyllic, I tell you what.

>> No.39694003

>>39693977
We're going over weight limit here.

>> No.39694020

>>39694003
Are you calling her fat?

>> No.39694035

>>39693947
I'd prefer a MG who was perpetually right at the start of puberty.

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>> No.39694075
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I bet you’d really like this (You) huh?

>> No.39694080

>isekaied to mge
>hellhound jumps you about to put it in
>quickly tell her to stop and explain that you only like cunny
>she understands and leads you to the nearest sabbath chapter
>It's ropurotto

>> No.39694082
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>>39693977
FAT!

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>>39694075
Shoggoths know best what men want.

>> No.39694085

>>39694080
yay

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>>39694075
id easily win against a hellhound they are all bark and no bite

>> No.39694092

>>39694075
Dumb dog better hand it over before I get the rolled-up newspaper

>> No.39694113

>>39694002
It's specifically a thing in setting that a mamono won't go after you in the first place unless they're somewhere within your tastes. All of them, from the weakest Slime to the strongest Lilim, from the dumbest Wurm to the smartest Lich, have innate succubus senses, and even if most can't utilize the information provided as well as the succubus family can, they all can tell by instinct "this guy won't enjoy me" or "there's a guy somewhere over that way who will enjoy me".
Basically, if you're definitively not into hags, they won't pursue you.
If you're not really into hags, but not necessarily opposed, they'll pursue you, but only if you get near them first.
If you're a hagfag through and through, your mana will alert every hag for miles.
Same for basically any other taste. "Rape" in the English translations is also a mistranslation the community has just latched onto - the word used more accurately means "ravage", and the connotation isn't forced sex, but mindbreakingly good sex, so even if you somehow drew a hag's attention, there's a good chance you could get away unmolested. Also, most mamono are willing to wingman for each other, so in your scenario, if you told her what you were looking for, she'd probably help - maybe on the condition you help her find a husband in return, or something along those lines, but there's a literal goddess of romantic fate as one of the most prominent and powerful beings in the setting, who has a police force of anti-bad end angels.

>> No.39694119

>>39694113
we know.

>> No.39694123

>>39694113
dont respond the bait, how many times do I have to say

>> No.39694125

>>39694083
This. No matter what scenario involving MGE I imagine, a Shoggoth involved improves things for me significantly.

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>>39691656
You sure about that?

>> No.39694141

>>39694119
>>39694123
I'd rather err on the side of elucidating someone who may have come here from /tg/ out of their grimderp echo chamber than on the side of "everything wrong must be a deliberate troll".

>> No.39694145

>>39694002
Unless you actually wanted that, it wouldn't happen. Speaking of which, the wilderness seems like an odd place to find a loli, are you trying to get gobbed or something?

>> No.39694147

>>39694080
I love how supportive monsters are of peoples romantic pursuits.

>> No.39694150

>>39694129
Best aquatic girl.

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39694170

>>39694002
She'll become a loli if that's what you're into. Though until then, you might change your mind about voluptuous bodies.

>> No.39694184

>>39693593
Fat ectoplasmic sacks too big and get in her way when she tries to crawl out of your TV

>> No.39694185

>>39694080
>isekaied to MGE
>jumped by Hellhound
>offer to agree, so long as she agrees to become my familiar and help me assemble my harem
>she agrees, on the condition she can be harem queen
>get a mark of our pact etched into the backs of our hands by a Dark Insignia tattoo artist
>also have her give me an evil eye so that I can put my new familiar/pet/wife into a feral heat on command

>> No.39694203

>>39694170
Do p'orc suntanning smell like meat cooking?

>> No.39694210

>>39694203
stupid kids running around making sizzling noises at suntanning orcs

>> No.39694217

>>39694184
Half the fun is watching her have to heft her tits out first before she tries to rape you.
The other half is watching her squeeze her hips through.

>> No.39694218

>>39694129
Aren't they even worse than matango? At least with matango you will stuck somewhere on the ground, not the bottom of the fucking sea

>> No.39694221

>>39694218
she's got a whole house in there with room for guests and the occasional meddling scylla.

>> No.39694225
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How to get gobbed in one easy step.

>> No.39694228

phoenix kikimora

>> No.39694233
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>> No.39694237

>>39694218
See all those holes the bubbles are coming out of? She wants you to plug them all up.

Anyway, this gave the Sabbath a great idea for a potion.

>> No.39694249
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>>39694233

>> No.39694264

>>39694217
Too bad she will eventually... persuade you to buy a bigger TV.

>> No.39694278

>>39694147
>ms wurm asks what's troubling you
>sigh and say you'd really like to fuck a vampire
>she grabs you and makes train noises as she plows through all terrain, infrastructure and eventually some castle walls
>vampire isn't too thrilled about this yet
>wurm holds her down so you can get started
what a good friend.

>> No.39694288
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Every man with a decent knowledge of MGE is given a ticket and the location of the one and only portal to their world, however, future sight from the controlling Lilim shows that hostile governments also gain knowledge of the time and location of the opening portal.

Unfortunately she does not have nearly enough power on this side to stop them, and regretfully informs the men attempting to escape to MGE that one must stay behind and sacrifice himself by being the last man there and bringing down the structure before the men in black can stabilize the portal and prevent it from closing.

Would you be a bad enough dude to do it? The one who does is forever immortalized on the other side as a hero.

>> No.39694296

>>39694288
you're not very good at this

>> No.39694307

>>39694264
>Starts dropping coupons and ads for bigger TVs through the screen....along with doing strip teases so you can get a better 'idea' of what she's got for when you do get that widescreen

>> No.39694318

>>39694278
Ooh! What if I asked Ms. Wurm to help me find a cute Shoggoth?

>> No.39694324
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>>39682719

>> No.39694334

>>39694296
It's a simple what if, Anon.

>> No.39694343
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I work for the demon lord by being a honeytrap for order lady knights who after luring them to an isolated location, decapitates them with a dullahan cleaver. The look on their faces when they realize that decapitation hasn't killed them never gets old.

>> No.39694351

>>39694288
I don't even have a waifu and already want to die so I'd probably do it

>> No.39694358

>>39694334
you mention a decent understanding of MGE and then offer a scenario incompatible with the spirit of it.
what gives?

>> No.39694376

>>39694307
I have to admit, this is extremely effective. But then again, I'm pretty sure not providing your wife with comfortable way to get into your house counts as bullying and warrants the triple amount of rape

>> No.39694379

>>39694343
Hello, Mr. Crawford. How's Nina doing?

>> No.39694382

39694343
fuck off faggot

>> No.39694383

>>39694358
How? Either everyone sans one guy gets through, or no one does. The whole point is the overpowered monster has no power on this side of the portal and its up to the underpowered to figure it out.

>> No.39694397

>portals open
>women around the world turn into monsters
>for one reason or another you haven't reached the portals yourself. Maybe governments want their wageslaves, who knows.
>but there aren't many regular women left anymore.
>one day you meet an alice.
>you knew her back from before. A massive whore who was apparently so traumatized by her inability to pair bond she became an alice to have her first time again
Would you be a bad enough dude to take monster used goods?

>> No.39694401

>>39694397
That's a yikes from me dawg

>> No.39694413

>>39694376
Thats why she's going to take it all out on you when she gets out.
She's been waiting for quite a while now.

>> No.39694416
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>>39694379
You'll have to explain that reference to me.

>> No.39694430

>portals open
>but only for me
Later, suckers.

>> No.39694436

>>39694430
>run face first in cheshire butt
lol
lmao

>> No.39694445

>>39694436
that's a win twice over

>> No.39694449
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>> No.39694458

>>39694416
>monster girls

>> No.39694465

>>39694416
In the webseries Monument Mythos, there's a substance called Giza glass that, if it severs the human body, the wound doesn't bleed and all segments act as though the wound never happened. A sculptor named Thomas Crawford made a statue with a sword of Giza glass, and merged himself with the statue in some arcane and vaguely described procedure (later also putting his daughter Nina in the statue as well), effectively achieving immortality in the process. The US government employs this statue to lure dissenters into the Grand Canyon and turn them into dullahans (called canyon crowns in setting) for various purposes over history.

>> No.39694466

>>39693469
I’m gonna tape over Sadakos tape with our wedding!

>> No.39694474

>portals open
>i bring photo of sad dudes and staticitics of what happen to them
>monsters come
>everyone happy

>> No.39694478

>>39694449
Why is lissa so mean?
Also who is the gote?
Never played heroes.

>> No.39694484

>>39694430
Uh oh, it was a portal to edgy mge filled with killing and ntr.
Shouldn't have been so selfish anon.

>> No.39694486
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39694486

If we're going to hit the image limit, we might as well post monstergirls

>> No.39694494

>>39694474
>i bring photo of sad dudes and staticitics of what happen to them
Suicide?

>> No.39694495

>>39694478
Gote is Ash, retainer to the dragon-god of the protagonists' kingdom. There are a couple other gotes, too - the likely-incestuous twin deities of the dream-realms.

>> No.39694502

>>39693942
I don't get it

>> No.39694507

>>39694494
women attempt suicide at a far higher rate

>> No.39694509

>>39693271
>outie belly button due to pregnancy
>pubic hair peak
F-fuck

>> No.39694513

>>39694494
yes, my smooth brain brain

>> No.39694520

>>39694318
You're gonna get chucked into every weird pile of goo she sees until she gets it right

>> No.39694527

>>39694507
i find a difference between attempting and succeeding

>> No.39694528
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>>39694474
I would unironically fear for their safety. Our "Order" isn't filled with clumsy jobbers and they definitely wouldn't like the sudden power shift. I think our world is just a lost cause.

>> No.39694533

>>39693947
I'm pretty sure they don't start quite THAT young.

>> No.39694537 [SPOILER] 
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Gazer butt

>> No.39694540

>>39694520
That could be very bad or very good.
What if I tell her I want a Houri?

>> No.39694554

>>39694528
Best case scenario they come in, grab us and take us back through.
I think there was a name for this event.

>> No.39694558

>>39694507
Oh no I scratched my wrist with my finger nails and took three advil pm instead of two I attempted suicide :(

>> No.39694563
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Gazer knows plenty of magic. She is not just limited to her eye beams.

>> No.39694572
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>>39694554
smash and grab, in that order

>> No.39694580

>>39694507
>""attempt'"
Calling 911 and begging for attention because you overdosed on vitamin gummies is not an attempt

>> No.39694584

>>39694540
Thrown at any vaguely brown skinned women she sees. Look it's gonna be a lot of throwing

>> No.39694585
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>>39694554
The Great Husbandnapping?

>> No.39694592

>>39694533
The sabbath youth disagree

>> No.39694593

>>39694572
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

>> No.39694602
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>>39694572
yes please

>> No.39694617
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If you were married to an angel, would you want her to realize the existence of her own desires and fall into a dark angel?

>> No.39694622
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>portals open
>monstergirls flood out excited for husbands while the world panics
>our very real actual demons manifest and oppose the takeover of new demons
>demon vs demon war begins on Earth
Now the more martial monstergirls have an actual very real force of evil to fight while also getting to look like hot shit for all the men later on

>> No.39694642

>>39694617
no i don't want her to fall

>> No.39694647

>>39694584
Fair enough. I'm sure with enough throwing, at the very least I'll get frequent visitor benefits with Grelia Sabbath.

>> No.39694655

>>39694602
cute sabbath roleplaying soldiers with their plastic axes dads golfclub and drinking some orangejuice

>> No.39694659

>>39694622
>"I know, folks, it's hard to believe that we're working with lucifer himself to fight attractive women that want husbands. But what you don't know is those girls are communists and anti christian."
>"Look at this fallen angel. A firm believer in capitalism and you might think he's not very christian. But when you think about it, quarter of the book is basically about him."
>"You can't get more american than that, folks."

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>>39694413
>as she crawls out of the TV, she gives you this look
>no words are needed, you just know your pelvis' durability is going to be put to the test tonight
>and the next night
>and the night after that too

>> No.39694667
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>>39694486
Not excusing the offtopic pictures, but this is a pretty normal pace. We should be fine as long as there are no image dumps.
>>39694537
Openly lecherous Gazer looking all over your naked body would be both hot and intimidating. Even more so if you're shy and not confident about your looks, and your shame turns her on even more.

>> No.39694678
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Gazer is very stylish, with many different outfits.
Just because she likes floating around with just her goo does not mean she doesn't own clothes.

>> No.39694684

>>39694661
Remember to let work know that you'll need to use a few rape days because you'll need to meet your knew wife for quite a long time

>> No.39694697

>>39694466
And anyone who watches it will find a wife in 7 days

>> No.39694702

>>39694563
I read bean magic for some reason

>> No.39694712
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>>39694702
bean magic is real
how do they do it

>> No.39694718

>>39694702
Many beastman type monster girls are good with bean magic.

>> No.39694735
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>>39694622
>chased down and cornered by a very real spawn of Lucifer
>about to literally be torn limb from limb by a bloodthirsty spawn of evil
>big, buff as fuck monstergirl busts through the wall and crushes its head into the brickwork
>prince carries you out of there, vows to keep you safe and claims you as her husband

>> No.39694747
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>>39694528
Control the oceans and you control the planet.

>> No.39694752

>>39694735
I love that griffon

>> No.39694770

>>39694747
poseidon also has dominion over earthquakes and horses so there really is no escape

>> No.39694784
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>>39694747

>> No.39694816

>>39694622
>possessed by an incorporeal fiend
>about to be forced into an hero
>Arch Imp shows up
>gives a big hug
>"What's going on? Onii-chan would never do something like this!"
>Arch Imp aura overpowers the Luciferian demon and forces it out
>"What!? How? You're nothing more than a lowly imp!"
>"Of course I'm a loli, silly! Now leave me and onii-chan alone!"
>Arch Imp charm magic compels the demon to flee
>for a moment, to bystanders, she looks more like an angel than a demon

>> No.39694875

>>39694622
>>39694659
>as time goes on men decide to just go through the portals themselves
>monster girls pick out the best females from our world to convert, giving them much more freedom than usual in what they could turn into.
>they also leave the problem groups with our world behind, they just kinda stop them from going through.
>all thats left in our world after the fact are mindless drones that cant do a truly essential job to save their lives, rich people that were already dealing with our demons, and the demons themselves that are left trying to comfort the rich people with the fact that they just lost their way of life.
would be kinda funny when you think about it.

>> No.39694894
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>>39694667
Voyeurism is pretty much implied when it comes to Gazers. All that you are is meant for them to behold.

>> No.39694901
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I believe that the in universe reason for all the human women in MGE wearing sexy clothes is that fashion is subtly nudged in that direction so that human eyes are on humans.

>> No.39694902

>>39693530
need to have my face forced into those abs

>> No.39694917

>>39694901
Actually, it's because the Order is sexually repressed.

>> No.39694943
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>> No.39694944

>>39694917
Don't humor him, he'll start posting human women in wedding dresses again.

>> No.39694949

I need lore.
Lore on bean magic.
And totally not because I want to kiss pawbeans.
That would be crazy haha.

>> No.39694954
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>>39694747
i yield to the ocean's might

>> No.39694971

>>39694712
It's just not the same without the spelling mistakes...

>> No.39695026

>>39694949
You wouldn’t be able to comprehend such esoteric arts.
Too outlandish for even shogs

>> No.39695028
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>>39694949
Gazer's Baked Beans

>> No.39695031
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>>39694949
Wait until you learn about the forbidden art of snout magic.

>> No.39695036
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i love me wifey.

>> No.39695044

>>39695031
Furry niggerman has nothing to do here

>> No.39695066

If I had a Shog and an Alice or Houri, would my wives be able to emulate parasite slime infestation in various ways, with a reset in between?

>> No.39695075
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>>39682719

>> No.39695098
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The fate of every human man is to work in the mofu mines

>> No.39695102

>>39695036
She loves me too

>> No.39695106
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Druella knits/sews canonically. I headcanon that she personally made a wedding dress for Wilmarina and you won't convince me otherwise.

>> No.39695110

>>39694210
P'orcs must get very tired at "Looks like meats back on the menu" comments at their expense

>> No.39695112

>>39695106
she also wrote and mailed all the rsvp

>> No.39695130

Thinking about those snakes

Gimme a blonde one with a slight tan

>> No.39695131

>>39694580
Some will call you muhsoggeeknees for this but I know a girl who did this twice not with vitamin gummies but you get the point

>> No.39695135

>>39695110
>I'm not even fat dammit! Do you see these abs and thighs?
>ITS JUST A COVERING OF PUDGE DAMMIT!

>> No.39695144

>>39695110
P'orcs will fuck your shit up.

Now the tamed, domesticated ones, they'll be too busy ogling over Master to care

>> No.39695151

>>39695066
Yes but you risk Shog going too far and jumping from Parasite Slime to symbiote.

>> No.39695153

>>39695098
But I refuse! The only mofu I want is the bushy tail of a young Ratatoskr or Tanuki snuggled against me while we're cuddled up!

>> No.39695156
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>>39695102
i love you too alice.

>> No.39695165

>>39695151
Which would win out? The cosmic chaos of the Shoggoth, or the divine ever-purity of the Houri?

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>>39695098
>mofu mines

>> No.39695216

>>39695194
let me guess the joke:
rate up banner shenanigans?

>> No.39695222
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It's getting hot, some ice cold kefir directly from the source would be so nice right now

>> No.39695226

I hate to be that guy, but I feel like the fox posting has gotten quite excessive lately. Sorry!

>> No.39695235

>>39695226
death

>> No.39695238

>>39695216
The way Azure Lane works you can farm out a few very rare boats just through repeatedly running a few maps.....except they're extremely rare drops.
And the sisters share the same node so players end up running it again.
And again
And again to get the pair of them as they actually buff each other when they're in the same team if I remember right.

>> No.39695300 [DELETED] 

>>39682719

>> No.39695309
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>>39695226
There isn't enough foxposting.

>> No.39695316
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>> No.39695336

>>39695316
>I will corrupt your genetic line, human

>> No.39695359
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>>39695226
Fuck off Alice

>> No.39695361

>>39695336
>No, I will sully yours demon!

>> No.39695366
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There are so many Gazer pics I can't post, simply because this is a blue board, and I don't want to double my folder size with censored versions.

>> No.39695371
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What kind of modifications would we have to make to buildings to accomodate monsters? I don't think centaurs or lamias would handle stairs well

>> No.39695372
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39695372

OP women are my fetish.

>> No.39695384

>>39695372
heart builds too strong

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>> No.39695405

>>39695371
I think lamias would handle stairs fine. I'm not sure about centaurs because I don't know if the problems horses have with stairs are purely physical or something that can be overcome with human level intellect, like the little centaur in the picture does.

>> No.39695412

>>39695401
We are naught but slaves to pawbeans.

>> No.39695429

>>39695372
It wasn't that long ago powersluts posted about how they loved OP monsters such as lilims, baphos, pharaohs and dragons
Seems like powersluts evolved into hagsluts since then

>> No.39695437

>>39695429
I think that was just one guy

>> No.39695442

>>39695429
>liking baphos for power and not the power cunny
ew

>> No.39695462

>>39695429
All of those are likely to be hags (inb4 Baphos, they're almost all larping hags in denial), so it checks out.

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>> No.39695486

>>39695429
I've remained loyal.

>> No.39695496
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>>39695462
baphos are the cutest hags and its alot of fun to remind them that they are

>> No.39695518

>>39695371
honestly i cant imagine much would change from current building standards.
the only thing i can really think of that we would need that isnt already some form of accessibility is forcing public buildings to be made out of a neutral element for elementals to prevent adverse reactions.

>> No.39695522
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>>39694712
>>39694971

>> No.39695523
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>>39695226
Be the change you want to see, Anon, or else I am gonna keep posting foxes and drown out your complaints

>> No.39695525

>>39695044
>a shoggoth comes for Lovecraft
>he screams for Niggerman to save him
>Sith comes running into the room

>> No.39695535
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>>39695371
snakes are sick at climbing with those scutes, they can go vertically
you'd just need rooms to be bigger to accommodate all that tail

>> No.39695537

>>39695496
haha who gave this sweet little girl such an old ticket as a joke haha.

>> No.39695548

>>39695537
>old ticket
wait till she gets out her real ID now THAT is what i call old

>> No.39695562

>>39695548
i'm not good at wax tablets with cuneiform

>> No.39695569

>>39695535
>scutes
It's kind of surprising that this is the first time in these threads that anyone here used that word.

>> No.39695572

>>39695548
>Her ID
>It’s just the citizen registry from 1000 years ago, of a country that no longer exists
>She is listed under “elderly”

>> No.39695574

>>39695496
>Ask Bapho if she's down to watch some anime in bed
>She happily brings out a dusty VHS of Space Battleship Yamato
>You can almost see starts in her eyes from her sheer excitement
Be gentle when you tell her that nobody owns a VHS player these days.

>> No.39695584
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39695584

>>39693942
>>39693969
>>39694502
The first Album was the best shame that it didn't get the recognition it deserved back then.

>> No.39695588

>>39695574
I'd ask her if she wants to watch Super Dimension Fortress Macross or Galaxy Express 999 next.

>> No.39695589

>>39695522
This just makes me happy.

>> No.39695602
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>>39695226
Because foxes are great and come in a very wide variety of flavors.
>Beastgirls are always good
>significant non-MGE presence
>thus they have very varied personalities, ranging from kindly to horny to haughty and everything in between
>therefore they escape being pigeonholed into a single role as most MGE originals are
>despite being mostly non-MGE, the overwhelming majority of content related to them is fine to post here. Cute monster girls doing cute monster girl things.
tldr they cover a shitload of different angles while still falling under a single species, with most MGE species being very specific and so posted proportionately less.

>but KC says individuals vary
Yeah, and that basically never gets used unless someone wants a hellhound-colored Kobold or something.

>> No.39695608

>>39695574
Ima tell her my grandmother used to own one of those.

>> No.39695629

>>39695602
>hellhound-colored Kobold
I just had this awful flashback to a certain kobold poster
Latex

>> No.39695638

>>39695602
>have very varied personalities
the only thing I need is my mge wife and my autistic headcanon
>>39695574
the combination of too old and young child is, dare I say, double erotic

>> No.39695646

>>39695602
didn't realize there was so much spite to it.

>> No.39695668

>>39695584
Their recent single "Your dick says yes" was a nice throwback, but their latest one "Took your virginity with my tail" was quite the experimental track.

>> No.39695699
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39695699

>>39695106
This is what monstergirl wedding dresses are like. They will alway feature low necklines, will frequently have naval windows, the skirt is either transparent, very short or has huge legsplits and the extra lewd ones might even include visible wedding panties.

>> No.39695704

>>39695668
>"Took your virginity with my tail
You do you, but I like my bum untouched. Tailjobs sound hot though.

>> No.39695714

>>39695704
manticores

>> No.39695718

>>39695704
The manticore bassist wrote that one, your bum stays untouched.

>> No.39695720

>ocelomehs use their Aztec death whistles to scare off foreigner monsters lurking on their turf to ensure they can capture men who are too worn out from fear to run from their clutches.

>> No.39695722

>>39695699
She is too shiny

>> No.39695775

>>39695608
Comparing a bapho to a grandma is the easiest way to get her to pout until you praise how full of youth she is.
Also remember that's she 14, not 1014.

>> No.39695777

>>39695646
What?
I’m explaining why foxes show up as often as they do. Because they’re applicable to far more situations.
It’s the “downside,” if you can call it that, to having a species for every niche. There’s little incentive to vary a given species.

>> No.39695804
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39695804

Rapefox best fox

>> No.39695805

how would monsters treat a pervert?

>> No.39695816
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39695816

>>39695805
Provided that he isn't being perverted to married women, his enthusiasm will be loved.

>> No.39695823

>tfw have so many degenerate fetishes that I keep bottled up that one step through the portals and a Cheshire will immediately yank me into Wonderland

>> No.39695829

>>39695816
just imagine "wait! wait! wait! your not supposed to respond like that!"

>> No.39695837

>>39695805
Monsters are all about human lust.
>Monsters are extremely positive towards human lust. Lust for women tends to be despised as a filthy thing among human women, but to the monsters, a man's lust is never a filthy thing. Rather, they view such lustfulness favorably, and feel great joy when it is directed at themselves.

>> No.39695841

>>39695775
That is 14 in bapho years, or something. The first 50,000 doesn't count.

>> No.39695844

>>39694622
I want every /tg/ nigger to kill himself.

>> No.39695845

>>39695823
>tfw my degenerate fetishes are MGE incompatible and I’d just want to get them flayed off anyway
People seem to be weirdly terrified of Flayers abilities here, but I can tell you I’d be making an appointment with a therapist Flayer first fuckin’ thing.

>> No.39695846

>>39695829
>She wants him to tremble in fear and beg for mercy
>He's instead rock hard and asking her to go all out

>> No.39695866
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39695866

Huge monsters learning gravity magic just so their husband can princess carry them

>> No.39695867

>>39695845
All of mine are MGE compatible in some way, at least. Flayer actually enables a couple.

>> No.39695871

>>39695845
Would I? We are the sum of our shitty fetishes.
>>39695837
>be pedo
>grab child and throw her in the back of your van
>halfway through you notice the "child" is furiously masturbating
>offers you a sabbath educational pamphlet and asks if you're still dtf

>> No.39695887

>>39695816
Is that from a VN?

>> No.39695888

>>39695844
/tg/ will implode but only when you kys first

are you a bad enough dude to take a swan dive off a skyscraper

>> No.39695891

>>39695845
i trust in purple

>> No.39695902

>>39695887
>https://jastusa.com/games/jast020/mamono-musume-life-with-a-lamia

>> No.39695911

>>39695902
Nice

>> No.39695913

>>39695846
I thought he meant the other way around.
>guy is a perv to a monster girl
>thinks she'll be mad, but he just can't contain himself
>she loves that and encourages him to continue
>he's too confused to enjoy the outcome he didn't expect

>> No.39695920

>>39695871
>be me
>be into voyeurism
>know mamono don't have laws against it
>spy on monster girls showering, changing, masturbating, etc. around town
>mamono start adapting
>more and more girls wear skirts in public, and walk in just the right way for me to get peeks of their panties, or lack thereof
>some girls striptease while changing alone in their homes
>some start angling themselves for a better view when they masturbate
>one day get home to find a photo gallery of the girls I spy on most sitting on my bed
>and the smell of female pheromones and pussy juice

>> No.39695923

>>39695871
Just because it’s a part of me doesn’t mean I’d think twice about excising it.
Nobody mourns the loss of an infected appendix.

>> No.39695933
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>MGs reading real-life harem mangas

>> No.39695934

>>39695845
>>39695891
>Through years of porn addiction anon acquired many questionable and shameful fetishes
>One flayer meeting later, a vanilla doujin is all he needs to satisfy his lust
>She however couldn't do anything about his armpit fetish, it seems to be part of his very soul

>> No.39695944

>>39695804
I need source on that picture please

>> No.39695948
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39695948

>>39695933
>MGs watching dungeon crawling streams

>> No.39695960

>>39695920
Ruh-Roh

>> No.39695984

>>39682801
>Hornet
>Tentacle

That combination has to be about the closest you can get to a Xenomorph in the mge world.

>> No.39695990

>>39695934
i don't know about you guys but i got a lot more wholesome over time. MGE might have course corrected me, or at least helped.

>> No.39695998

>>39695948
imagine streaming irl solo dungeon exploring, that sounds fun as hell actually as well the chat can decide what you use to clear it if they pay a certain amount

>> No.39696003

>>39695998
Imagine being the first dungeon streamer to get banned for livestreaming your rape

>> No.39696005

>>39695933
Harem manga by human author:
>200 chapters and the farthest the MC has gone was accidentally showing his dick to the harem
Harem manga by monster author:
>MC kisses best girl by chapter 5 and marries her by chapter 18, the rest of the series is just an elaborate h-manga

>> No.39696006

>>39696003
was it supposed to be subs only or something?

>> No.39696007

>>39695948
>KC:On the first floor of a dungeon where adventurers gather, there is a tavern and inn run by a monster girl, and 50% of the adventurers are eaten (in the sense of sex) by the employees. 50% of the adventurers are eaten by the monster girls in the depths when their information is leaked from the inn.
>Someone else:In other words, unless you go as a couple or a pair of lovers, they'll eat you.
>KC:The human wife adventurer will be turned into a monster by the magic in the dungeon, and the husband adventurer will be eaten (in the sense of sex) at the rest stop on the way, so it's still 100%.
>KC:It's been said that where people gather, merchants gather, and where men gather, monster girls gather. So I'm sure there are some! There are likely to be Tanuki stores in the middle of dungeons to help adventurers, but there are also likely to be items that attract monsters, or items that have become monsters themselves!
>KC:By the way, you can get strategy information on the demon girls living in the dungeon from the Ratatoskr informant stationed on the first floor of the dungeon! You can also get information on the informant herself! (Actual proposal)
>Someone else: I'm sure they'll tell you that the sword from the weapon shop across the street is effective against that demon, or that if you wear the armor from the armor shop there, even magic won't work against it, and they'll make you buy equipment with rutting or aphrodisiac effects. By the time you get to the demon girl you want, she's ready to eat!
>KC:There's a lot of information about equipment that works great for demon girls! (There's armor that increases perspiration for Beelzebub, robes that increase body odor (male odor) for beastly girls, and accessories that make semen easier to accumulate and more delicious for Ghouls.

>> No.39696020

>>39696003
>getting banned
>post portal
hell, they would even boost my viewers even more as i adventure with my new partner and we do wacky and stupids to clear dungeopns

>> No.39696026

>>39696007
use sleep inducing weaponry

>> No.39696027

>>39696003
>banned
More like end up on the front page.

>> No.39696029

>>39696020
>stupid ways

>> No.39696032

>>39695366
Why not make a folder for censored geizah?

>> No.39696035

>>39695998
>No, chat I'm not going to shout "pog hat" at the boss that's dumb
>Hundred dollars?
>...

>> No.39696045

>>39696035
>INSANE streamer shouts nonsense at dungeon boss, is RAPED as punishment

>> No.39696047

>>39696007
>Falling for the 1st floor tavern trap
Fools, they deserve the rape.
Anyways, I will now go down this dark pathway absolutely covered in magical seals because I bet there is loot down this path

>> No.39696049

>>39696003
>>39695998

>hey guys, big thanks to "SSRGuranteedSnake69" for donating 50000 bits towards my stream!
>This means we've unlocked the incentive for the no item, no armor speedrun!
>...huh, was this shortcut always here? Where are the monsters?
>I've never seen the dungeon's end boss before, but we'll give it a shot!

>> No.39696058

>>39696027
how about getting banned cause your stream wasnt lewd enough

>> No.39696066

>>39696058
No, that'll just encourage monsters to stream snipe you.

>> No.39696084

>>39696020
>Admin sees a "family friendly" stream showing live rape
>Changes it to a "family making" stream
>Goes back to moderate the chat of the only boy who regularly streams Old School Monscape

>> No.39696089

>>39696049
>somehow clear it by the skin of your teeth
>keep this trend going'
>not only cause you are lucky
>but those tanukis need their money

>> No.39696098

>>39696049
>chat makes you throw cheese at the large mouse boss in the sewer to win that fight
>weird but $20 is $20

>> No.39696103

>>39696045
>Enters a room with a giant NEET spider taking a nap
>starts yelling something about giant enemy spiders and beatboxing
>she gets so annoyed she just shoves him out of the room

>> No.39696125

>after portal day, become a dungeon crawling streamer
>never caught, though, due to exploiting "glitches"
>really just using a generous amount of chaos magic, but it entertains the audience and keeps the donations and random cunt pics from fans flowing in
>one day, during an ordinary stream, mess up a "glitch"
>entire chat has to watch in HYPERREALISTIC detail as I consummate my wedding with a shoggoth
>make sure to let chat know I like harems
>still lose some subscribers, and get some hatemail from femcels, but the donos and cunt pics keep flowing in
>shog mods my phone so I can interact with my fans' pussies through the snapshots
>I don't even know how big my harem is at this point, but I've got bicorns from all over offering to help manage my stream

>> No.39696128

>>39695816
Why is it that coil bonds are so hot?

>> No.39696138

playing VRchat with monstergirls

>> No.39696176

When will Druella get off her fat fucking ass and open those damned portals.

>> No.39696188

>>39696128
Because it's a level of leg lock that only a select few monster can ever achieve.

>> No.39696190
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>>39696128
Even the most affectionate four-limbed woman can only hug so much. Monstergirls with a snake body or tentacles can hug so much more of your at once.

>> No.39696233

>>39696188
For a fee

>> No.39696241

>>39696138
>Girl in a Big-Zam model complain about how unfair it is that boys can't handle a girl who is 8 feet tall
>Another in a Druella model replies that she isn't that tall but boys are too scared to approach her too
>Last one in a 2B model says that complaining is pointless and that they should just rape the first boy they come across

>> No.39696301

>>39696241
imagine monsters trying to simp in the vr space

>> No.39696313

>>39696138
I have no idea what is but it sounds stupid and gay

>> No.39696338

>>39696301
>Autistic monsters spouting memes and sexist remarks around anon after they hear his voice
Do they really think that he'll go "That girl in the knuckles costume told me to go back to the bedroom 20 times, guess I have to date her now" ?

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>> No.39696364

>>39696358
Me on the bed

>> No.39696378
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39696378

Consider slow, deep anal with pears and cumming inside

>> No.39696379

steamy mob lilim in blue
has pubes
https://imgur.com/jd04Jmo

>> No.39696410

>>39696379
didn't know she had buckteeth, but I appreciate the nice, thick, juicy, tail

>> No.39696414

>>39696378
Considered. Slightly (and only slightly) smaller hips would be perfect.

>> No.39696415

>>39696378
That shape is engineered for the most pleasurable anal sex

>> No.39696431

>>39696410
i tried to make a lilim that was mob like ya know, but yes, fat tails are very attractive

>> No.39696437

>>39696241
>You decide to be nice to the girl in the Druella costume.
>She probably only knows Druella exists because she saw the Mamono Cinematic Universe movie.
>The concentrated cringe jokes are not cringe yet for her generation, and she never got to see a Lilim crash through two skyscrapers, demolishing all three.
>You had a nice talk with her, and then you went offline, thinking nothing of it.
>She was Druella in real life, and now she has mana marked you.
>Your apartment is 5 min away from being rape crashed now.

>> No.39696439

>>39696338
hmmmm, i never thought about how sexism from monsters would be like, that is kinda interesting.

>> No.39696447

>>39696138
maybe we can meet up on vrchat ?

>> No.39696470

>>39696378
But what position?
Remember, small women are made for full nelsons.

>> No.39696472

>>39696447
I'll be the sith guy

>> No.39696480

>>39696447
Can't wait for it to turn into a prison gay experiment.

>> No.39696533

>>39696138
Stay away from Wonderlanders and chaos girls while in VR

>> No.39696570

>>39696447
>>39696472
>>39696480
Leave.

>> No.39696594

>>39696533
>Man, that sure is a high definition cheshire model
>Why is she groping me
>Why do I actually feel her groping me

>> No.39696597

>>39696480
Being gay is a requirement to use VRchat anyway.

>> No.39696606

>>39696594
>getting married because some girl groped you through a shitty anime model

>> No.39696614

>>39696447
If you Alp I'd marry and have at least 10 kids with you in an instant

>> No.39696651

>>39696358
Bedtime stories sure got weird after the portals opened…

>> No.39696657

>>39696597
No, that's only one of three alternate requirements. The other two being fuckboi or e-girl.

>> No.39696755

What are some good color schemes for jabberwocks? I was thinking pure white skin with jet black hair, scales and everything else with red irises

>> No.39696759

>>39696358
All of the centaurs are too big, wasn't one supposed to be just right?

>> No.39696790

>>39696759
Optimal centaur sizes are big, large and huge.

>> No.39696811

>>39696651
Weirder still that monsters keep reading them to adult men

But I suppose they have good morals like how you should always trust a fox and taking candy from Dark Mages is good.

>> No.39696818
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39696818

>>39696190
I cant help but agree with that, I guess if she demands a hug then it is a RESTRAINING ORDER

>> No.39696844

>>39696790
Cerea is the perfect size for a centaur. Prove me wrong.

>> No.39696866

>39696818
Fuck off, outsider.

>> No.39696877

>>39696818
please don't take up the image limit with offtopic pictures

>> No.39696895

I want to see what kind of analog horror MGs would make.

>> No.39696910

>>39696895
analog horror is reddit garbage made for annoying faggots.

>> No.39696913
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>> No.39696927

>>39696913
The dream

>> No.39696950

>>39696913
good morning sir

>> No.39696959

>>39696913
>Daughter has the 3 mouth
Oh god she got my autism

>> No.39697008

>>39696959
I'm sure it's common for married monsters to say that the daughter is so much like the father.

>> No.39697047

>>39696959
She got the tiger parts from momma, so she had to get something as equally defining from (you)

>> No.39697066

>>39697047
But I don't have any defining features.

>> No.39697085

>>39697047
I wonder what parts are most commonly passed down from the father. Maybe hair or eye color I guess.

>> No.39697105
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>> No.39697108

>>39696959
>tfw my bogie kids, jabber, and wurm kids are all gonna come out with the tism
Well, shit

>> No.39697117

>>39697108
With wurms I don't think anyone would notice the difference.

>> No.39697141

>>39697117
I think they will since I actually got the high functioning type, and I have feeling my wurms will be quite smart and be able to plan and play some pranks

>> No.39697166

what monster would do the cutest pranks?

>> No.39697172

>>39696472
>Sith guy
Fuck off furry.

>> No.39697173

>>39697166
Titania

>> No.39697175

>>39697108
We can go find some cheshire kids and make little friend group for our kids. If my little autismo tiger is like me, she'll be a magnet for the weird kids. Maybe when they grow up they'll have a big enough group to start a sperg-sabbath or something.

>> No.39697199

>>39697173
>"Hehehe! I told you I made you shortbread cookies but they're actually chocolate chip!"
epic prank, big fairy

>> No.39697216

>>39697166
trolls

>> No.39697219

>39697105
>niggerspeak
>bondage faggotry
Die

>> No.39697221
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>> No.39697256

>>39696913
This but with cheshires

>> No.39697261

>>39697219
whats your problem with bondage?

>> No.39697262

>>39697175
>sperg-sabbath
based train enjoyers

>> No.39697277

>>39695130
Still thinking about them

>> No.39697285

>>39697261
When the person that posts it is the same annoying faggot posting deviant art tier garbage you begin to have a problem.

>> No.39697300

>>39697262
I just nutted in her and she started playing Train Simulator.

>> No.39697315
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39697315

nice tail

>> No.39697318

>>39697219
>>39697285
jokes on you that image is a /mgt/ original

>> No.39697321

>>39697262
>tfw ywn see a loli wurm cosplay as a train and see her pop out the ground

>> No.39697328

>>39697318
I don't care, faggots come in and post absolute garbage all the time. Or are we forgetting Truckercore now?

>> No.39697374

>>39697328
wtf is truckercore

>> No.39697377

>>39697328
stay mad lol

>> No.39697379 [DELETED] 

>>39697328
Snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes!

>> No.39697386

Snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes!

>> No.39697393

>>39697374
Jesus christ newniggers are retarded.

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39697396

>>39697386
must be kept warm

>> No.39697401

>>39697328
this is the only time I've ever posted it on here after someone made it in response to something I posted months ago you schizo

>> No.39697418

>>39697401
Down the street, not across the road.

>> No.39697419

Winter with a snake wife is basically just you cuddling with her in bed for 4 months straight and getting up to grab a bite to eat for you and her.

>> No.39697434

>>39697419
>>39697396

>> No.39697435

>>39697328
>le ''''''we''''''
Oh it's you again. People weren't biting enough of your /tg/ bait so now you have to shit the thread up telling everyone to die

>> No.39697446

>>39697419
this is also spring, summer and autumn

>> No.39697451

>39697418
no (you) for you

>> No.39697465

>>39697446
Life as a snake daki. Paradise!

>> No.39697467

>>39697435
>Anon is so autistic he can't understand what words mean
"We" as in "we having this conversation" you nigger. Figures the faggot covering his own ass would deflect to his /tg/ buttbuddies.

>> No.39697482

>>39697467
>die
>nigger
>faggot
>complete lack of arguments and just resorting to shitting the thread once called out just like every other time
Seems like I was right.

>> No.39697489

>>39697482
>this assmad over being called a nigger
Maybe you should try somewhere else, anon.

>> No.39697490

Post your best lamia pics please!

>> No.39697494

>>39697482
I realize what website we're on but he really does sound like a 14 year old who just learned what slurs are

>> No.39697498

>>39697396
>Using a lamp instead of his own body as heat source
Faggot/10

>> No.39697503
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39697503

>>39697490
It's not my best but it's my favorite

>> No.39697508

>>39697482
It really is the same guy, every time.

>> No.39697511

>>39697494
It's what he always does when his bait doesn't give him attention, so he just spams slurs at any post he can find. He got banned days ago and a string those shitposts deleted with him.

>> No.39697512

>>39697503
Grape snakes are love!

>> No.39697514
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39697514

>>39697490
Cozypophis

>> No.39697516

>>39697482
stop giving him attention he's just that shitposter who stirs shit over on topic stuff rearing his head again

>> No.39697517
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39697517

>>39697490

>> No.39697519 [SPOILER] 
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39697519

>>39697490

>> No.39697524
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39697524

>>39697482
>>39697508
He really reminds me of barneyfag. Same brand of autism.

>> No.39697525

>>39697519
I uh, I'm not sure that's a snake, anon

>> No.39697527

>>39697516
>warhammer/furfag shit
>on topic
Anon....

>> No.39697528
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39697528

>>39697490
Fashion!

>> No.39697536

>>39697490
Can't, last time I posted it I got banned or warned (I don't remember) even though the picture was censored

>> No.39697539

I don't have much time the angels are chasing me
The date the portals open will b

>> No.39697545

>>39697519
She's cute, but she's not a Lamia.

>> No.39697551

>>39697525
she aint got legs, is mostly tail and is cold blooded like one

>> No.39697552

>>39697536
Then don't post lewd, dummy

>> No.39697559

>>39697528
Now that's my kinda snake. Blonde and with a tan

>> No.39697561

>>39697552
Well you said the best, and as I said it was censored so

>> No.39697562
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39697562

>>39697536
Janny trannies are really schizo over pics. I can get banned for a pic with a single nip slip I nor anyone else even saw, while the guy under me can post full frontal and he's fine. Incredibly fucking infuriating.

>> No.39697563

>>39697545
a wurm is whatever she sets her mind to

>> No.39697573

>>39697524
I'm seriously convinced that he is trying to discredit gatekeeping by sperging out over nothing so he can then post his faggy /tg/ shit while defending himself by calling anybody who shits on it a shitposter. This website is easily autistic enough to harbor people who would do that.

>> No.39697575

>>39697551
She's a legless lizard, still not a snek.

>> No.39697581

>>39697374
Short for Trucker Manticore cyoa. Was a story that was not well received here. It's on touchfluffytail now. Probably best not to talk about it further here though.

>> No.39697583
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39697583

>>39697490

>> No.39697587
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39697587

>>39697559
Literally the profile snek

>> No.39697591

>>39697573
>I'm seriously convinced that he is trying to discredit gatekeeping by sperging out over nothing so he can then post his faggy /tg/ shit
Are you retarded enough where you think anyone who calls you a faggot is the exact same person as that /tg/ nigger instead of someone who thinks your shit tier bondage art sucks and wants to tell you that you can shove it or post that shite on a board that it belongs on?

>> No.39697592
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39697592

>>39697490

>> No.39697610

>39697591
(you)

>> No.39697629

>>39697587
The one with the shoes has a bit more tan.

>> No.39697641

>>39697573
Think you might be right.

>> No.39697647

>>39697641
nice samefag.

>> No.39697650

>the portals open
>it's time for anon to get a wife!
>But anon is still socially cripped so can't go outside.
>So anon finds monster girl dating site with a small paid signup fee. (brought to you by your local danuki)
>Slim pickings as most well adjusted monsters go outside.
Do you choose the siths, the witches who may or may not be federal agents, or the chesires that can't ever pull themselves away from the internet?
There are a few anubises too with pictures that reek of repressed desire they couldn't fulfill and also Druella.

>> No.39697661
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39697661

>>39697650
There's no way it's the real Druella. I'll just go for one of the anubi.

>> No.39697662

>>39697650
I absolutely would not ever go on a dating site.

>> No.39697664

>>39697482
He also keeps larping as an "oldfag".

>> No.39697667
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39697667

>39697647
nope

>> No.39697678

>39697667
>took that long for inspect element
Sad.

>> No.39697688

>>39697664
Yeah, I bet he's been here since 2016!

>> No.39697707

>>39697650
isnt it obvious?
>now that magic exists, shotaify myself
>make pilgrimage through non-populated areas to get to foxhag village (not forced to come into contact with others on the way so it doesnt count)
>let nature take it's course

>> No.39697712

>39697678
(you)

>> No.39697714

why do newfags get so mad when you call them newfags?

>> No.39697716
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39697716

>>39697650
i'll just put myself up for adoption

>> No.39697725
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39697725

No. Back in the hole.

>> No.39697729

>>39697716
gonna go for the high score in "how many times can an elf get pregnant"

>> No.39697736

>>39697716
ohhh mama, thats one thicc mama to be

>> No.39697756

learn to love mushroom girls. yes, even matango.

>> No.39697789

>>39697725
I want to go in her hole.

>> No.39697794

hey anon

>> No.39697798

>>39697756
Mushrooms suck

>> No.39697809

>>39697716
>>39697729
Remember, the oldest the elf, the bigger her first pregnancy is going to be, elfs never stop producing eggs and these eggs never wither away, so don’t be surprised when she gets pregnant with 9 kids

>> No.39697811

>>39697328
Take your med bollocks

>> No.39697812

>>39697756
I wouldn't mind a Matango if I had a Flayer or Shog to keep me from losing my mind.

>> No.39697821 [SPOILER] 
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39697821

be careful in the church of spooks

>> No.39697833

>>39697811
Nobody wants to be that nigger.

>> No.39697836

>>39697573
100% correct, we have had a dedicated shitposter for quite some time.

>> No.39697877
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39697877

>get hag gf a momster's day present
>she looks confused, tells you she has no children
>then the implication hits
>she goes so red she almost glows

>> No.39697879

>Bimbo Kikimora
>Her work is impeccable but she's hopeless in any field other than maid duties and bedroom activities
>Any request or order outside of her areas of expertise will be met with braindead giggling and an "Ummmm, like, I don't know" followed by more giggling
>You suspect she may just be a very good actress since you swear you once overheard her on a phone call where she hissed "If you fuck this up and the master finds out, not even the Demon Lord will be able to save you from what I'll do to you, got it?" at an unknown recipient
>You tried to question her about it, but she just giggled like an idiot and asked you what a phone was

>> No.39697891

>>39697821
gonna wipe her face clean

>> No.39697900

>>39697812
It's clearly not as bad as the old profiles made it sound if you can fuck and recruit one in the RPG.

>> No.39697930

>>39697891
>Be Anon, exploring abandoned church
>Spoopy nun
>"GREETING MORTALS, I AM AGT-tuhjmpph
>Anon interrupts her grand speech by cleaing her face off with a hankercheif

>> No.39697948
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39697948

>>39696470
>But what position?
Either missionary with her legs up like in mating press or doggystyle for the best view. Alternatively upright straddle or suspended congress so you can hold her ass or thighs the whole time.

>> No.39697952
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39697952

Fuck the fox
Or else the fox will fuck you

>> No.39697962

>>39697952
What if I make love to the fox instead?

>> No.39697970

>>39697952
im sorry, i would like an older and more mature looking fox pls, with crow feet

>> No.39697982

>>39697952
with what

>> No.39697994

>>39697952
No chance I'm fucking THAT fox

>> No.39698004
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39698004

>>39697952
I doubt I would be a good husband anymore, she probably shouldn't.

>> No.39698008

>>39697930
>"There we go, knew there was a pretty girl underneath that!"
>spoopy nun blushes and covers her face while running away

>> No.39698010

>>39697573
I believe this to be the case given the patterns.

>> No.39698016

>>39697952
hmm...dunno....doesn't look evil enough for me

>> No.39698028

I'm going to call foreign monster girls racial slurs on the internet while "accidentally" leaving enough information to dox me on my profile!

>> No.39698065

>>39698028
I"m going to drink a beer and then fall asleep

>> No.39698077

>>39698028
im going to livestream myself literally stealing a tanuki's bank

>> No.39698096

>>39698004
Sounds like someone needs to be sent to the husbando recsue center. Don't worry they'll fix you up and find you a nice loving monster to adopt you in no time. Now get in the van.

>> No.39698124

>>39698096
wat they do, just asking for a fren

>> No.39698142

>>39698077
>steal a Tanuki's piggybank during a livestream
>turns out you stole her little sister's that she's been working really hard on

>> No.39698155

>>39698142
no, a literal fucking bank, im going to write my name on the deed thats just calling out to me and is plain view

>> No.39698157

I'm gonna fuck chaos.

>> No.39698161

imma cum in nuns

>> No.39698182

>>39698157
Ask Shoggoth

>> No.39698191

bumble bees are loud fucks when they fly

>> No.39698202

>>39698182
I only know one thing: I want to fuck chaos. I need to. It's not a hope or a dream, it's like a hunger, a thirst.

>> No.39698208

>>39698191
Duh, its a Passive "Don't mess with me" alarm for those friendly bees.

>> No.39698213

>>39698157
>>39698202
Do you also listen to Frank Sinatra?

>> No.39698218

>>39698191
They have to flap their wings so hard because of how fucking fat they are.

>> No.39698222
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39698222

>>39698218
rude

>> No.39698224

>>39698157
>>39698202
Elric no!

>> No.39698231
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39698231

>>39697952

>> No.39698238

>>39698218
must bee the honey

>> No.39698245

>>39698231
>fox sneaking into your bed again
how to stop these tricksters?

>> No.39698254

>>39698222
Big fat abdomen that when you smack can be heard from around the world

>> No.39698255

>>39698245
trick them first and make them sleep in your bed

>> No.39698257
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39698257

>> No.39698266

>>39698257
>.less

>> No.39698269

>>39698254
but that just attracts more bees

>> No.39698270

>>39698213
I did her MY WAAAAAAAAAY!

>>39698224
Don't let these shakes go on

>> No.39698280

>>39698245
sleep in their bed instead next time

>> No.39698283

>>39698266
Even if he is a massive fag I still like his art style when he's not being a retard.

>> No.39698289

>>39698124
We're glad you asked Anon. The Husbando Rescue Center has many wonderful srevices to help the man who's down on his lick find the monster of his dreams. Mindflayer therapy to help help with mental problems like depression and improve confidence. Lizardman trainers to help to get into shape. Cuddling tutors like bogey and yeti to help with technique and get you used to physical contact. Shoggoths and Kikimoras to take care of you during your stay. And a lovely team of ogres to keep you safe. All supplied by the generous Danuki Corporation. We are touched by your concern for your "fren" and have sent a team to give you a free tour of the facility. Please unlock your door and kindly wait for our ogre workers to escort you to the van.

>> No.39698290

>>39698280
>having to sleep while looking at her numerous body pillows of (you)

>> No.39698293

>>39698269
That's my plan, their butts are getting smacked too.

>> No.39698294

>>39697587
You know me well. She's who I was hoping someone would post

>> No.39698297

>>39698270
need cursed sword stormbringer

>> No.39698312

>>39698293
>attracting the whole hive
please anon, you can only smack so many butts

>> No.39698323

>>39698289
one question, is there clussy?
>>39698290
>its actually dolls of (you)s that are on shelves

>> No.39698329

>>39698280
sleep? would be reading her diary

>> No.39698336

>>39698312
>you can only smack so many butts
SAYS YOU
I'LL SMACK BEE ASS UNTIL MY HANDS FALL OFF
EVEN THEN I'LL KEEP SMACKING SOME MORE

>> No.39698337
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39698337

Weresheep in a watermelon.

>> No.39698398
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39698398

>>39698336

>> No.39698418

>>39698398
no anon! think of the bees!

>> No.39698421
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39698421

>>39698398
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WILL

>> No.39698428

OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH!

>> No.39698444

>>39698398
OH GOD HE'S GOT HANDCLAPPERS

>> No.39698449

>>39698266
I have no idea what gay drama the artist gets into I just like demons with fat tits

>> No.39698459

>>39698449
newfag pls

>> No.39698460

bees are fat

>> No.39698468
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39698468

>>39698428
you WILL love the bees!

>> No.39698480

>>39698449
>>39698459
is he the guy what drew a cait sith with a weirdly anatomically correct cat dick?

>> No.39698503
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39698503

fuck this, post monsters with truly massive thighs

>> No.39698508

an alice punched me in the gut, grabbed me by the hair, and spit in my throat

>> No.39698576

>>39698503
W-whats on her shirt?

>> No.39698586

>>39698576
ketchup, she ate a burger with a shitton of it

>> No.39698595

>>39698586
no wonder she is fat, time to put that cat on a diet

>> No.39698602

>>39698595
but she lose those masive thighs that i love, and no, muscles dont count imo

>> No.39698613

>>39698468

Sauce?

>> No.39698661
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39698661

just a normal ice fairy

>> No.39698702

>>39698661
>MonHu
>Cirno gets a shady drug from Eirin to show Anon she's REALLY the strongest, even in love.
>"I don't get how he'll like this but whatever, it'll work!"

>> No.39698772
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39698772

>>39698661

>> No.39698773

>>39698661
if thats normal, imagine a hag ice fairy

>> No.39698777
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39698777

>>39698661
sexy fairy

>> No.39698822

>>39698702
im going to try to get wiith the doctor if i were to live in monhu or ran or yukari

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39698857

>>39698661

>> No.39698865

>>39698857
i remeber doing one of those, its that kiene one about ironic shitposting

>> No.39698871

need a monster to scare the bad thoughts away

>> No.39698875

>>39698871
clussy

>> No.39698880

Tonight I'm going to think about my favorite MGs while I'm falling asleep in hopes of inducing dreams about them!

>> No.39698889

>>39698871
get a Troll or a Bogey or a Wurm

>> No.39698890

>High leveled Pyrow just wants to live out her JK fantasies but keeps having to play 'end boss' to some of the local Monkuza
She just wanted to make an awkward proposition to me but some newbie Oni Yakuza girls who don't even have filled in ink are hastling us.

>> No.39698906

i am boyslut of hellhounds.

>> No.39698915

>>39698906
ogey

>> No.39698916

>>39698480
He drew a lot of bad shit.

>> No.39698985
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39698985

its scientifically proven sleeping with a wurm is the best sleep you'll ever have

>> No.39699050

>>39698865
>>39698857
here it is
https://imgur.com/0vrCfpF

>> No.39699074

>>39698985
Too bad, still not interested in Wurms.
There are three girls for me, and none of them are Wurms.

>> No.39699082
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39699082

>>39699074
how about worms?

>> No.39699084

>>39699074
ogey, now what are those three girls

>> No.39699090

>>39699082
Nope! Sorry!

>> No.39699096

>>39698398
>just grab him, he can't smack us all!
>Anon whips out his stretchy-sticky hand, using it to smack three of the monsters closing in
>"That's what you think, bitch!"

>> No.39699098

>>39699050
her nipples are big

>> No.39699105

>>39699098
but did you listen to what she said tho, anon? Or did her massive nips distract you that much

>> No.39699111

>>39699084
Alice, Arch Imp, and Shoggoth!

>> No.39699113

Telling a Sabbath Loli she has a dump truck butt may be an offensive insult even if you're saying it in a playful manner or as a joke. They wouldn't wanna be labelled with things associated with OLDER women.

Except the only exception being the Marune Sabbath. Those godawful Heretics!!!

>> No.39699120

>>39699111
ogey, smelly
>>39699113
cause it reminds that all tho they might look like lolis, they are still old hags themselves larping and that breaks the larp

>> No.39699128
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39699128

>>39699082
weeyurm

>> No.39699129
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39699129

>>39699113
but loli butts drive me nuts

>> No.39699141
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39699141

I like 'em blue

>> No.39699144

>>39699141
i like 'em with pure white skin and jet black hair and lips

>> No.39699145
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39699145

>>39699141
more blue

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39699147

>>39697490

>> No.39699148

>>39699145
american demon

>> No.39699194 [SPOILER] 
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39699194

Gazer is cute, but you didn't hear that from me...

>> No.39699218

>>39699194
Gazers are ugly

>> No.39699240
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39699240

>>39699145
You got it

>> No.39699262
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39699262

Gazer in a jacket

>> No.39699316

>>39699218
if Gazers are ugly why do you want to have sex with them?

>> No.39699325

Name one thing more stressful than a pantheon of more than a hundred goddesses watching and even wanting to shlick to a nice-looking mortal hunks

>> No.39699373

>>39699129
I want to drink kefir coming from undead lolis

>> No.39699378
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39699378

The foxes are convening, I wonder what they're planning

>> No.39699392

God, I want a monster to force me to eat her out, make me look her in the eyes while doing so, and make me choke on her pussy or something idk. But I don't know which monster is best to get forced by.

>> No.39699411

>>39699392
Ocelomeh
>sitting on a lounge chair with a drink in her hand
>soaking up rays
>one leg draped over your shoulder, the other tucked behind your neck to force your face into her
>squeezes your head tighter when you stop licking
>tells you she'll let you go in three more orgasms
>she lied

>> No.39699443

>>39699378
how to raid anon's underwear drawers

>> No.39699449
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39699449

>>39699316
Fuck, you got me.

>> No.39699451

I managed to pull a literal self identifying incel out of the friendzone and turn his rejection into an acceptance by his crush. I did this using my experience on being rejected and not being able to get anything as well as knowledge I read on how to woo girls. This was to help the guy not end up alone and bitter like me. Is there any monster girl that would get wet upon learning from my feat? And which MG races would be?

>> No.39699462
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39699462

Where do I find evil ryus?

>> No.39699467

>>39699462
evil shrines

>> No.39699473

>>39699462
In Dark Zipangu

>> No.39699482

>>39699451
yes, maybe eros

>> No.39699487

>>39699462
Just like evil foxes. Sealed. Go looking for abandoned temples.

>> No.39699492

>>39699482
>yes, maybe eros

You mean Eros girls, not Eros herself, right?

>> No.39699515
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39699515

Senko!

>> No.39699516

>>39699487
Sneaking into the forbidden lands to unseal ALL the ancient evils

>> No.39699525
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>>39699515
I want to fluff my very own Senko

>> No.39699544
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What's the strongest wish I could make with a genie?

>> No.39699557

>>39699544
Friendship

>> No.39699600

>>39699544
wish for more genies

>> No.39699664

>>39699557
what does eros say about friendzoning?

>> No.39699673

>>39699664
>what does eros say about friendzoning?
"Just rape him."

>> No.39699677

>>39699673
real friends don't rape, shame on you

>> No.39699682

>>39699677
Friends don't rape, wives do. Checkmate, friendshipfags.

>> No.39699730
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I need sauce on the artist who does these sketches, every single one hits the right fetishes for me

>> No.39699759

>>39698468
Sauce for this one please

>> No.39699782

>>39689466
I still want a Blood Goblin sidekick.

>> No.39699815

>>39693530
Oh wow, just look at those abs.

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>>39698503
thiccsune

>> No.39699835

>>39697221
>flattie with a perky butt
Cute

>> No.39699843

>>39699825
So thicc you need to eat her with a spoon.

>> No.39699869

>>39693530
>You face the Queen of Minos, Mother of Minotaurs, Warrior of Greece, Producer of Milk.

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>>39698595
>fat

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>>39698503

>> No.39699919

>>39699901
fat cat, no matter how big the angry face behind her gets, it will never change.

>> No.39699996

>>39697952
This is peak fox performance for me.
>white hair and fur
>piercing red eyes
>sylish black and red clothing
>smug look that basically screams "I know you want me bad"
I would very much love to be seduced and truned into a devoted husband of this evil fox, even though I know you shouldn't trust foxes I just can't help myself

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>>39699996
It really is great.

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>>39699996
Such a good fox design.
We need more stories where Anon gets tricked into unsealing the fox

>> No.39700018

>>39697952
I like my moisture, thank you very much.

>> No.39700035

>>39700018
It's okay Anon, you're in the monster girl thread, the only liquid of yours she is after is the one that can give her kits. It's the rules.

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>>39698661
Now with tan and something else.

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Chug! Chug! Chug!

>> No.39700055

>>39700035
Well, I'm sure she'd love some saliva and sweat, too. No more than you can spare, though.

>> No.39700059

>>39700051
Absolutely soulless gachashit design

>> No.39700068

>>39700017
>tricked
>Hey cutie, unseal me now and I'll make you my husband, you'll love it promise
Sounds more like a threat to me.

>> No.39700073

>>39700068
Threatening me with a good time maybe.

>> No.39700078

>>39700068
>Threat
>She has done nothing more than promise good things
Is this the result of Order brainwashing?

>> No.39700088

How would you feel about a Greenworm suddenly popping out of a fruit you were just about to eat?

>> No.39700093

>>39700088
She can't do that! Fitting into impossibly small spaces is the devil bug's schtick! Also, did I get yoked enough to lift an entire girl and not notice that my apple was a little heavy?

>> No.39700105

>>39700093
She's in a wormhole.

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>Mere lizard is a complete slut for fake gold
Are dragons really this pitiful?

>> No.39700126

>>39700078
Being made into a husband for an evil fox who was sealed probably for a good reason isn't supposed to be a good thing!

>> No.39700138

>>39700126
Think of it this way: you're replacing the ephemeral, impotent seals of mortals with a seal that will bind her forever and can never be broken: yes, of course it's love. Can't say the same for the tiny modern evils you'll make together, though.

>> No.39700156

>>39697539
Anon…..ANON tell us!

>> No.39700164

>>39700156
Maybe the real portals were the friends we made along the way.

>> No.39700168

>>39700164
I HAVEN'T MADE ANY FRIENDS! AHHHHHH!

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>>39700168
But don't you see, bro? You got us!

>> No.39700267

>>39699914
Definition of death by snu snu

>> No.39700321

>>39700051
Das Goat

>> No.39700323

>>39700177
I should've known everyone was offering me beer and nachos for a reason...

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