/jp/ - Otaku Culture

sometimes i become genuinely curious about how her breast milk tastes like

>>39644403
Like whatever the fuck you want since she's a fictional character

>>39644403
She isn't expecting a child so you should know by now that breasts aren't producing milk the entire time.

>>39644356
>>39644403
I hate how she has big boobs but never acknowledges it. Like damn she could tease us a bit.

>>39644403
Its strawberry flavoured

>>39659061
>Hurea's favorite flavor

>>39650873
>never acknowledges it
anon...

Such a lovely and interesting woman

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph6009cc0b5f776

what this women is doing is the same thing I see noel do. Does this mean noel is masterbating when she does the asmr streams?? I didn't know women can masterbate this way until jerking off to this video. I've seen mel and makoto move like this a little when they do asmr too, just not as intensely. They are trying to hide that they are horny.

Cute cowe

>>39674329
Pretty sure it's just that C is fidgety

>>39674329
I mean, you don't have to analyze her movements, she has said the streams are sexual relief for her too and can't go on too long without them, it comes down to whether you believe her.

>>39674329
If that's how she gets off then that's on her. I thought of it as fidgeting but I can see how doing those streams can make her horny. It's just a basic response. Honestly doesn't look like it would feel good but I'm not a girl. She's basically rubbing her clit on the ground.

>>39674371
That's my only problem with her. It's hard to tell what she wants vs what she thinks members want to hear. Like the gangbang comment last stream. I assume it was her trying to fill dead air and trying to be sexy for the chat but I'd think she wouldn't really want that.

I like to think Noel is closer to her real self than Canan. Canan is her lewd sexual persona, Noel is the gamer and idol. Hard to tell sometimes, living a double life must suck.

>>39674843
>It's hard to tell what she wants vs what she thinks members want to hear
I think at this point, since she knows she's deep in the entertainment industry and she's making a lot of money off of it, this is how it's going to be. I believe that if you're looking for her to be wholly authentic all the time during a stream, then you're gonna be hard pressed. Heck, maybe she wants to keep aspects of her personality/life hidden now because of Hololive's popularity. For me personally, I don't care if what she says matches her true intent. As long as she doesn't come off as overly fake then that's fine. Finding an entertainment figure that's 100% authentic 100% time is really rare.

>>39675853
And who knows, maybe she actually wants to try a gangbang (or at the very least curious about it). In college, I once had a classmate who was a pretty nice, demure girl but then one day, a buddy of mine mentioned that he overheard her telling her friend about how much she wanted to try a BBC

So, is her dad completely out of the picture or does she still talk to him? I know he's a deadbeat who walked out but didn't know if he re-entered the picture or was even still alive.

>>39676003
She doesn't talk about him at all so I would assume he is completely out of picture. No idea if he is still alive, I doubt she knows.

>>39676062
Kind of sad but if he's as bad as he seems it's for the best. Who knows what would have happened if he stayed or how she would have turned out. It's a tough road but it got her here with us so at least that was worth it.

>>39676062
Not that anon but honestly, who gives a fuck about deadbeat parents? They didn't care and so should you.

What did she said about gangbang?

>>39676071
He would have actually made her life worse if he had stayed around. Its for the best that she has nothing to do with him.

>Do not care about Kanata
>Threads spam Kanata
>Threads spame hate to Kanata
>Suddenly find Kanata incredibly sexually attractive
What the hell did you do to me? My mind was broken

>>39679666
Anon?

>>39679674
Miss mb

>>39675853
>>39674843
Her recent tweet about not wearing underwear around the house felt like that. Who knows if it's true but you'd only say that to turn your fanbase on envisioning her around the house not wearing panties.

>>39683774
That's just the Witch's influence

>>39683997
That witch has terrifying clairvoyant powers.

These people have no shame.
And what is she implying with that tweet?

>>39685980
I wonder what goes through her head when she tweets out this stuff. She must think we want to hear it or she saw or someone mentioned bondage.

>>39686270
Bondage wasn't the pint of the tweet, that was just a dumb joke.
She's using the figurative meaning but it's weird that she talks about being jealous and wanting her viewers to be "bound" to only her, but not being able to reciprocate because she herself doesn't like being restricted.

>>39686403
Oh, I took it as a literal meaning.
Yeah, that shit is nothing new with her or other streamers.

>>39685980
I don't get what she's saying? Is it she wants her fans to be bound to her but she can do whatever she wants? I'm confused.

>>39675885
Goddamn I hate women so much you don't even understand

She's live.

>>39697027
Thanks

Next members stream is sleeping aid ASMR and she wants us to masturbate to this in the meantime
https://fantia.jp/posts/1255839

>>39697259
>Fantia won't accept my credit card despite it working before
>Bank is taking forever to fix the issue
>Sees the preview to this Fantia
This is some Grade-A Bullshit.

>>39697286
Can't you pay it with internet points thing

>>39697286
You're not missing much, it's an ok set, mostly cute stuff but she throws some sexual shit at the end. I prefer the cute stuff with the teddy bear.

>>39697259
Has she used that outfit in a stream before?

>>39697259
>masturbate
Fuck, I can't, man. She's so fucking hot but I rather just bury my face in her tits and take shelter from this cold cruel world and fall asleep listening to her heartbeat and she sings me to sleep.

I'm glad in that short stream today she said she realized she was stating to depend too much on those community streams and was reducing them, now today she has two Noel streams, hopefully she's over whatever was making her unhappy some weeks ago.

>>39698390
It's because I've been DMing her and making her feel better.

>>39698390
I feel like she's happier streaming as Noel. I'm not saying she hates Canan but she's very limited with what she can do with her. It also helps that it's a holiday week so she probably can't do much since everything is shut down. I hope it lasts though, she's nearing 1.5 million subs and she has a lot games she wants to play. Canan has her purpose but I much rather watch Noel.

>>39647176
not for you

>>39698851
Someone said it best

Noel is her true self
Canaan is the horny bastard of herself

>>39699086
Canan is exaggerating some aspects of herself in a way that she thinks makers her more sexually attractive, but I wouldn't say Noel is anymore "true self", there are some very personal things she says on the community streams that she couldn't say as Noel.
And she's a shimoneta spewing horny girl on Noel too anyway.

>>39699146
She doesn't like to show weakness on Noel because she's Danchou and wants to live up to that title. She gets personal with community streams but as she just admitted, she's been using those to vent and dump her problems and stress onto us. Which led to our doomposting about her which wasn't good. The real girls probably lies somewhere between the two, I'm sure all the positive traits she created for Noel has bled through to her real life. There's a reason everyone loves her in Hololive

>>39644356
Anybody notice that all we do nowadays on this thread is psychoanalyze Canan? We're literally one step away from being schizos.

>>39699331
I'm already there!

In all seriousness, what else is there to do? The Noel thread is on /vt/ and more active than this, I rather talk about Noel there than here to stop roommate posting. There's really nothing to talk about images or streams because we respect her and not post paid content. There's not a lot to do.

>>39699365
>I'm already there!
At least you have the awareness to admit it. Good on you I guess?

>>39699822
I'm was just kidding, I'm not a schizo. I don't go into threads and shit it up in the name of Noe, quite the opposite though. But I do stand by the rest I said.

>>39699365
What this guy said, it doesn't make sense to have 2 Noel threads unless we're just roommate posting here.

She's live.

>>39706742
Well that didn't last long. Has she said anything in this one or the last one? When the new plan might roll out or anything on her mind?

>>39707205
New plan in July or August
At the end she said some weird cryptic shit, something about having a problem with someone and being annoyed that she still has to see them? Or interact with them? Couldn't say who it was and what they did so maybe it was Holo related.

>>39707364
>Couldn't say who it was and what they did so maybe it was Holo related.
Could be anybody. Could be a Holo, could be someone in management, could just be a personal friend. I think the latter two, hard to imagine her hating someone in Hololive, she's so friendly and kind unless she's being fake.

>>39644356
I thought she was an amputee from the thumbnail

>>39707364
Stop trying to make everything she says about Holo, it only leads to people talking shit about her

>>39707933
What? It's just speculation, it's probably not anyone in Hololive. But I see you're in the thread on /jp/ too.
I'd totally be ok with ending these threads and moving Noel discussion to /vt/. Roommate discussion isn't as interesting because it turns into armchair psychology, drama posting, or doomposting. Aside from masturbation material, Canan isn't that interesting.

>>39708180
I mean. Look at her lastest tweets.

Birthday in a couple of days! Hopefully the merch is good, although I plan on buying it regardless of what it is, way easier than getting her autograph as Noel

>>39708378
Last years birthday was pretty fun.
Its a pity that C isn't near any milestones, because th 500k stream was also fun.
Its fun seeing her cook or just mess around, thats why I enjoy her camera zatsus the most.

>>39708417
>thats why I enjoy her camera zatsus the most.
Yeah, super same, she's just really cute, I miss the talking segments with camera at the end of her ASMR. Anon said next NND stream would be sleeping aid ASMR which I asume will be cameraless
I wish she dedicated a little more time to her YouTube channel if anything just to make it grow so she doesn't have to worry about it later

>>39708442
Noel in 3D is fun too. I wonder if realizes how much people like this aspect of her.

https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1522406060233195520

What
>>39644403
What?

What

>>39710155
I'm done trying to understand her, she just tweets out random things to see what sticks. I bet it's to test the waters of things she'll say during streams because she has no experience in this. I wouldn't doubt she'll use milk in one of her new streams.

>>39710155
>>39710186
Maybe it's her brother's child.

>>39710186
Sadly, I think we are just gonna have to treat her like any other attractive mid-20's woman: never at face value.

lol
https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1522454603849416704?s=20&t=MG34ioJPGVJ1b5jxI1KK5g

You know some of her friends probably have babies now, I wouldn't be surprised if thats what she was talking about.

>>39710214
>>39712074
One of her close friends back home has baby, she mentioned it back when she visited her mum, she even got to meet the baby in person and all that. So who knows she probably sent her a photo or something

>>39719232
Makes sense, and her maternal instincts kicked into gear and she threw in her usual lewd flare.

>>39719463
>she threw in her usual lewd flare.
This really made me want to do an edit but I suck

>>39644356
bump

What was the stream? Title says there's an announcement.

>>39728980
I missed it as well

>>39728980
I missed it. Fell back asleep after AmongUs

Youtube chatting stream!?

>>39732753
Probably for an hour tops, she streams as Noel in an hour and a half.

>>39732775
Surprised that not only is she doing it on YouTube, but also in the main channel and no the games one like last time

I'm not home for another hour, please post if she says anything notable.

>>39732782
>>39732753
Because she's trying to get monetization back there and needs a recent video that's not ASMR stuff, she talked about it some days ago.

>>39732879
I wonder what happened that made her so strapped for cash. She doesn't seem to have a gacha addiction like other Holos

>>39732907
Wouldn't be surprised if Lui trying to get a house motivated other to try and get one, it did for Miko at least a little. Plus she always had expensive ambitions remember she wants to open up her own professional recording studio

>ゲームはしばらくしない
>しばらく
So she's planning to going back to playing games as Canan eventually?

>>39732921
Another rrat is that she has to start contributing more back home to help her mom since her brother can't help as much anymore due to him getting married.

>>39732907
>>39732921
>>39733015
It's also just logical, she has a 680k subs channel getting thousands of views and it doesn't cost anything to her to at least try to get monetized again, it's free money.

>>39732992
I don't know why when she has Noel unless she really is planning to leave Hololive at some point in the near future and wants that as a backup. The only other thing is the restrictive permissions but they seem to be lightening up overtime.

>>39733061
I think it's more like she accepts Noel will eventually end but she'll never stop streaming, might be a long しばらく but it will happen someday.

>>39733061
For a while she played games under both channels, so I don't think bringing back one means ending the other. I think it's just that seeing how well Kson and M*ke are doing on their own it does seem like the sensible thing to take advantage of her current popularity to boost her side gig, as much as I'm sure she would want it to, Hololive won't be there forever

>>39733071
>>39733176
I guess it doesn't matter since I'll watch her regardless but I see people getting mad at Lap and others for playing on their roommates accounts and I understand. Other than collabs and permissions, I don't really get it unless she doesn't want the weight of Hololive on her.

I wonder if she'll get a 2.5D model. Those can be expensive and be why she's trying to gather more money.

https://twitter.com/jolcollabstore/status/1523226290903420928

>>39736178
>>39736185
That's pretty cool

>>39736178
>>39736185
Never realized her and Matsuri were close enough to be working on roommate projects together, good for them will check the merch out if there's any way to import it

>>39736248
There's plenty of proxy services and they'll likely go through fanbox which you can use Buyee.

>>39736185
That is interesting. Guess she wants to do more collabs. She always kept her distance, felt like she was embarrassed with what she did or she didn't want her haters following her to other girls. Be nice to blur that wall between Hololive and roommates so they can get more publicity. As long as it's not hurting Hololive I don't see the problem.

>>39736185
Will they be appearing there or is it just a special place to buy limited goods? Probably going to set off a bunch of schitzo narratives that they’re quitting by doing this lol

These things must take a really long time to set up, I think she talked about a non streaming collab since like last year.

>>39736381
>Probably going to set off a bunch of schitzo narratives that they’re quitting by doing this
Already has if you've been in the generals. Careful what you say because people seem to run with it.

>>39736303
I think Matsuri is unique because I believe she really doesn't care about what Canan does (hell it probably turns her on) and can bark back at haters. It's perfect really

>>39738065
I think Canan said before that a lot (all?) her coworkers know and don't mind, but Matsuri does feel like the one two would take initiative here and make the collab happen.

https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1523300958390075392
Heh, she didn't expect sumo to drag so much, and either way it going to be hard to enjoy sleeping ASMR after this.

>>39740893
>For various reasons
She really likes being coy about it.

>>39740893
She should probably just reschedule. I wonder how upset people would be.

>>39741263
Last time she rescheduled because of Holo stuff they were pretty angry.

Poor Noel
https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1523316227619258368

>>39742109
Well she just won a spot on a new original song so the wait was worth it at least

If she isn't lying the she just said she was in that 5 tournament without a top and without panties.

>>39742642
She tweeted out that she wasn't wearing panties at some point. But I think it's just for the ASMR, but who knows.

>>39742642
Wouldn't that just be naked?

>>39742777
Wearing pants but no panties under, but she took off the pants so now she's fully naked.

>>39742808
Yeah, she's not naked. You can hear clothes rustling.

I don't have a problem with Matsuri/Nozomi cillabing with either Noel or C but she does have even more schizos than C/Noel so I am worried about that.

Is there a way to rip the audio from NND? I really just want that last ASMR on my phone to use for sleep.

>>39744467
There is a fork of youtube-dl that works for NND.

>>39744467
You'll find a tutorial if you search the /t/ archives, well a way to download the video and then you can convert it, but I'll be up nyaa before long anyway.

>>39744467
>>39744665
>I really just want that last ASMR on my phone to use for sleep.
I jog to a lot of music that's only posted on NND, so I have an automated process for losslessly ripping audio from NND videos to my PC, laptop, and phones. The process below can just be done manually for each video.

If you link me the NND video specifically, I should be able to make an M4A for you.

- - -

I use what >>39744656 does. There are technically several forkes with NND fixes, but the most complete and updated is currently yt-dlp:
https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp

Since it has login and mylist support, I make mylists while browsing, then use a "cookies.txt" file created though a browser extension (google "cookies.txt [your browser]") . I then feed it into yt-dlp with the "--cookies" flag to be able to see all my private mylists and get max quality. If you don't use mylists or have premium it's probably not needed, but I find it convenient for bookmarking stuff as I see it.

I then run something like the following one-liner in the top directory containing the videos to rip the AAC audio from the MP4 to an M4A container:
https://pastebin.com/c13EyHPp
It should give you something like the following:
https://pastebin.com/whhuCXmN

To get these files from my PC directory to a directory on my phone without having to move them manually, I use Syncthing. Great tool for automatically syncing your data across devices regardless:
https://syncthing.net/
https://files.catbox.moe/yvwt4u.png
So every time I have new files to be converted from the master directory, I just run that conversion one-liner again, it skips the files which already exist, and it is then synced automatically with my phone when it is using wifi (run condition can be configured otherwise).

Finally, to play the music and make playlists I use a FOSS player called Odyssey:
https://f-droid.org/en/packages/org.gateshipone.odyssey/
Any decent player that can handle M4A containers should work as well. If that fails you can also try outputting the file in ffmpeg as an ".aac" rather than a ".m4a", though the audio may lose seeking depending on the player.

Hope that helps.

>>39760145
>butthole

>>39650873
nigga do you watch streams....

>>39760156
Yup, it's a nice chiptune arrangement of 柴又 by 2号. :
https://files.catbox.moe/ixrmq5.mp4
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32663585
The filename is a nod to 2号.'s association with 真夏の夜の淫夢 (INMU) .

>>39760145
Thanks but I got it off nyaa in the end. I thought maybe it wouldn't show since it wasn't lewd but it did. Thanks though.

Looks like she might get a haircut. Shame, she had really beautiful long hair but I get with summer coming that long hair sucks.

https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1523628408265388033

>>39760756
She should just go for it a cut it short and dye it silver like she wanted to a while ago

>>39760827
Silver hair doesn't look like that great in real life. I'm assuming you want Noel cosplay.

>>39760756
Yeah I like her long hair too, so it'll be sad to see it go. But you know what her getting a haircut means? More heavily edited selfies!

is she really a butterface?

>>39761261
No one knows, there's some images floating around but they're either really old or she uses those beauty filters. I think she just wants her privacy.

She's on YouTube

She really loves that gamgbang joke.

>>39763880
Who knows, maybe that's one of her fantasies. She's already done a lewd ASMR where she is licking two dummy-head mics. She was roleplaying a college girl with the dummy-heads being her circle's senpais. I also think one of the dummy-heads gets NTR'd by the other one but I'm not 100% on that one. It's a great stream if you hadn't seen it. We even got a microkini segment!

Jeez don't read that what the fuck? They're straight up talking about Noel and Canan in those marshmallows.

>tournament was planned to end at 10 PM
They really didn't plan the sumo section well.

did she say anything about nozomi?

>>39764160
Just that there won't be a collab stream and she can't say how they got close to each other.
Also seems to have gotten a lot of anti marshmallows complaining about it, claiming Nozomi's fans don't want her getting close.

What did she say about her job just now?

>Can just watch the archive without any extra steps
Youtube streams are so nice... it's just for her monetization but hopefully she keeps doing them occasionally after her birthday it's nice not having to deal with NND

>>39764041
I guess she doesn't notice them quick enough since she doesn't have a manager looking over them.

>>39736185
Interesting...

>>39644356
>04/30/22(Sat)
This thread has been up forever and barely any discussion, is it really needed? Maybe create one when Canan has her birthday celebration?

>>39792850
I mean, just take a look at other jp threads, this is more than fine not every thread has to be main vtuber company thread fast

Do people who follow Canan not know about Noel? I'm looking at the comments of her twitter post talking about her absent and not feeling well and everyone is worried and concerned but she already talked about that on Noel. Are they just playing along? I couldn't do that in good conscience because I assume Noel recognizes same names on both accounts. I assume it's the worst kept secret, like everyone knows Canan is Noel but not everyone who follows Noel knows about Canan. Just weird to me.

Noel is a lying slut and only cucks like her

>>39795554
There's a decent portion of people that while knowing about Noel, only follow and listen to C. Mostly because they aren't interested in vtubers or company groups

>>39795554
Many normals who only care about big japanese boobas only know C

>>39801670
Maybe I'm just overestimating Noel and Hololive's popularity within Japan.

>>39802238
They might know Noel exists but if they don't care and don't follow her on Twitter then they would never see her saying she felt unwell, and for the kind of audience that she was it's not weird that some would choose to ignore Noel.

With everyone getting sick or taking breaks within Hololive, what are the chances Noel takes a break after C's birthday this weekend? I rather her take little breaks instead of the month long ones Pekora, Miko, and Marine are taking.

>>39802402
That what she has been doing for a while now, she just took a little three day break after grinding during GW.
She gets a sore throat every now and then. But it probably helps that she isn't doing much of a voice on either channel, try to stay positive I'm sure that's what she would prefer plus you know just how hard she works they would have to force her to take a break that Long

I'm glad both Noel and C exist, I wouldn't have one without the other

>>39802495
Definitely, I want her to be happy and healthy, it's just a double edged sword because I want her to stream and hear her voice and miss her when she's gone for too loong. But her health comes first.

I don't understand, she's only so busy because she herself also decided to do a Noel utawaku today, why not just take a break from Noel for her birthday at least?

>>39803991
Sounds like she had recordings or some other work as Noel? So she wouldn't be home until later.
https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1525289801339248640
She always streams on the weekend, why stop now? It's not like a utawaku is much work and only goes on for an hour or two. I can't imagine her birthday stream being much other than sharing the artwork, talking to chat, and maybe call ins?

>>39803991
>>39804047
She might also feel pressure to stream since every Sankisei is gone except her. But I moistly think it's keep her usual schedule.

She's live
>again with the if I get doxed I'll get gangraped in all my holes "joke"
I swear she says this every stream now.

She got her monetization back in time, congrats

She's on her period so won't do an earlick stream tomorrow.

>>39805224
Fair enough, feels weird knowing when my oshi is on her period... I guess it could be weirder like the Okayu piss chart

>>39805015
I mean, she's not wrong. That's the danger of doing what she does.

>>39805510
I wonder though if she's saying that because she's worried that she's gonna get doxxed. My mind immediately goes to the stuff Cover found when Rushia was under investigation

>>39805518
They're only getting more and more popular, and with all the outside appearances, specially with Noel it's honestly a pretty fair concern

https://youtu.be/9wkjj0-Lmi4

>>39805614
I wonder what she could do to keep herself safe. Having two houses is a good idea but they probably have to be in safe neighborhoods or if she has two apartments, they probably need to have a ton of security for entry. Also they shouldn't be too far from one another considering that she travels between them late at night.

>>39806410
Just carry pepper spray and watch her back, also be in contact with friends and neighbors. She has kendo experience so she probably can take care of herself. She isn't as helpless as she makes herself seem.
The gangbang if she was kidnapped is probably just her fantasies going crazy after reading too many doujins.

>>39805518
Rushia leaked a manager's name, Sankisei are safe. At least that's what I heard.

New Plan info.
https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1525422672653406208

>>39807656
>r15
dropped.

>>39808198
>R15
What's the point then? She must really felt uncomfortable going r18 so she backed down.

>>39807656
>>39808198
>>39808324
I'm calling it here right now, it's literally gonna be her old nico content but with a dildo, that's it. Enjoy paying 10x more for the same content.

>>39808198
>>39808324
>>39808360
I'm actually a little relieved since she sounded so unsure of herself. I really want her to be comfortable with what she's doing and now feel pressured by chat.
That said, we'll have to see if it's worth the extra money and don't act like it won't just be on nyaa the next day. There's also always room for her to change plans or do an R18 at $10k yen

>>39808324
>>39808198
She doesn't want 18+ because it makes the pay processors limited and a pain to use.
R18 is supposed to allow her to do everything she wants, more skimpy clothes, fake cum, dirty words, dildos, countdowns, 18 would only allow to show nipples and genitals and she's not doing that anyway, Macoto's is R15 too so we'll see how lewd they can go in her stream, (this weekend?) If it gets uploaded somewhere.
>>39808360
Well that's the point, she always thought the stuff she was doing there was too much for 500 yen but she couldn't change the NND price.

>>39808462
>more skimpy clothes, fake cum, dirty words, dildos, countdowns
So, the only difference from her old nico content is a dildo instead of a phallic object and some dirty words?
>Macoto's is R15 too so we'll see how lewd they can go in her stream, (this weekend?)
Macoto said and wrote that she ***MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT*** actually fuck a dildo, obviously not on frame/shot, but that's way more value than what Canan plans to do. Macoto stream is happening between the 16th and 18th i think.

I don't want Canan to do porn...

>>39808616
Well Macoto is asking for twice the amount of money so yeah I'd expect that.
And my point was more about the label, if Macoto can fuck a dildo on R15 then Canan can too and might someday if people beg enough, she already talked about wanting to use her pink rotors, and I don't see how she could use them to do anything other than masturbation, it's not like they work visually as a fake dick like the dildos.

>>39808712
>pink rotors
Nipple stimulation?
I feel like she gets her ideas from JAVs and Doujins.

She said that it was going to be R15 and that it would be the same as her old stuff with the addition of a dildo and more dirty words, I don't know why you are all acting surprised.
>>39808745
Yeah that and gravure, the fake cum is an idea she stole from gravure.

>>39808808
And more slutty outfits, like only wearing nipple covers and nothing else or a reverse bunny-suit but maybe those were just jokes.

>>39808900
>Just pasties
Sounds like a joke. I feel that's not R15.

>>39808808
She won't do more because her simps settle for pretty much nothing while paying 10x more. If she starts watching her sub count drop, you'll see how fast she starts doing more spicy content. She likes money, why do you think she wanted youtube monetization, and actually got it by deleting all the good stuff.

>>39809167
Because she's getting older and wants to do other stuff with her life?
She wants to open a recording studio and she takes care of her family. That requires money. Hololive isn't forever and she can't do ear licking ASMR into her 30s. Plus seeing all her friends get Vocal Cord Nodules and have her own throat issues probably made her realize her time is limited.

>>39809333
Why do you respond to him?

You guys missed the biggest part of her new plan. It's once a month. So you're paying $50 a month for one post.

>>39809447
We've known about the since she started planning it tho, see it less as something that costs 5000 yen and more as a bonus you get for tipping 5000 yen

Will she wear these?

>>39809574
Maybe a couple of months down the line, she's very susceptible to fan demands and people will be asking for a lot for 5k.

>>39809343
If you want an hugbox, you need to go back right now.

5 yen, 500 yen, 5k yen, doesn't matter since I'll keep pirating her content. Imagine giving money to whores
roru, rumao even

>>39809865
He's in the/vt/ thread too. Always asking why people are having a discussion instead of image posting every hour to keep the thread up.

>>39809865
If you want to waste your time arguing with someone go ahead but I am still going to question why you do it.

>>39809887
The ones in nyaa are always such low quality.

>>39809999
As opposed to? It's the same quality as niconico and watching it there is a far worse experience.

>>39810035
king with the truth bat

She's so much happier for her Noel birthdays than her real one...

>>39810170
Why is that surprising?

>>39810197
Because Noel is just a.made up date? What's there to be happy about? And why does her real one make her sound so depressed?

>>39810170
She's always more chill on Canan. She's probably also tired from the day and after streaming for 3 hours singing.

>>39810247
She's not chill, she's literally saying she's going menhera and doesn't even feel like doing the countdown.

>>39810270
I just turned it on. Is that why she sounds upset? She's probably just super tired.

And to think this girl on the verge of tears just came from a 3 hours steam singing and having fun, vtubers are mentally ill.

>>39810229
Her time as Noel has been the happiest period of her life and she loves the character, so even made up milestones would make her happy.
Also no one really gives a shit birthdays after 21 but in the case of women its a stark reminder that they are getting older.

I don't understand why she's so upset.

>>39810321
She getting older and pretty lonely atm

>>39810421
Yeah but look at those superchats rolling in because they want to cheer her up.

Yay birthday....

Happy birthday canan

Lol she sounds so miserable, money can't buy happiness.

Most of her non-Hololive friends are probably married and either have kids or have kids on the way. That must be pretty brutal for a woman....

>>39810582
>Most of her non-Hololive friends are probably married

do you even know hololive. only handful of them actually married

The doctors told her she has a fertile womb.

>>39810630
Read that again, says NON Hololive, as in people not in Hololive

>>39810630
I said non-Hololive, in other words they aren't in Hololive.

>>39810638
That's a weird thing to mention.

You ever think this might be an act for pity and donations?

>>39810671
No I think she legitimately has mental health problems

Sounds like her problem is she can play Noel and pretend to be happy but she feels shitty doing that fake happiness as Canan.

>>39810769
I think she's a woman in her mid 20s thinking about her life. There's nothing deep about it.

>>39810769
Noel allows her to forget about her problems.

>>39810789
No I mean she pretty much said that, that there won't be an archive for this stream because she hated the fake laughing and プロレス she was doing a the beginning, but she's fine doing it as Noel.

Holy shit, stop psychoanalyzing a girl on the internet that you don't even know.

>>39810816
Maybe I am being delusional but I think she is legitimately happy as Noel partly because she is able to forget about her problems.

>>39810820
A woman on her period as well

>>39810848
She's happy as Noel because she gets to live a life as an idol and be surrounded by her friends.
Also this >>39810861
She's also been drinking. This shit happened last month. It's always doomposting and all this shit with you guys, making it sound like she's about to quit or jump off a bridge. Just stop.

I don't know how concernfags do it, I just get annoyed at shit like this and close the tab.

>>39810906
Yeah, I regret getting up early for this shit. I thought it would be happy and celebration but instead I get this shit. May as well go back to bed and restart the day and no be on 4chan with the armchair psychologists that think they can fix Canan but can't fix themselves.

>>39810938
Sora's birthday is a happier time than this depression pit.

She confirmed it, what she needed for her birthday was sex.

>boyfriends are only good for sex
lmao

>>39810906
Pretty sure it's intentional, schizos who hate her being annoying

>>39810983
She has a dildo, just use it and get the same chemical rush

She just needs a good vibrator, dildos aren't good enough.

You really can tell she's on her period.

what have I missed? couldn't watch earlier

Ahhh

Wasn't this stream supposed to be about sharing artwork and celebrating a birthday?

>>39811170
No this was just a coundown, she's doing another one tomorrow, eating Ubereats cake alone

>>39811182
Stop making her sound pathetic.

she's already genkier

>>39811194
I think she'll be just fine

Wow, she really did take the video down.

>>39811366
>She took it down
What did she say? Did she yab?

Of course she starts another stream

>>39811194
So much for that, sounds like she cried right after she ended.

>She's just depressed and apologizing
Oh my god

Did she fall asleep?

What's this about niconico 報告? She's always telling people to not do it.

This is too real. I love Noel and Canan but this is a lot. Makes me wonder how Noel got to be my oshi. She's only human and going through emotions on her period but she needs to turn everything off and go to bed but she's so scared of being alone.

She's supposed to stream today as Noel. How can anyone watch now in good conscience after this?

Noel is no longer my oshi, tired of dealing with this ungrateful idiot. Turns out she's just another fake whore like all other women

>>39813027
How many times have you said this?

>>39813042
It's probably just a troll from the hololive /jp/ thread. They were talking about Noel's escapades.
I'll admit it was a lot, but we've been through worse. I'll stay by her side. Made it this far, what's a little longer

I wonder if we'll get a Noel stream, she was pretty embarrassed before going to bed.
I'm sure she'll pretend nothing happened on Noel and then on the Canan stream later just apologize again and people will forgive and forget. She really just needs to stop streaming and drinking on her period. It causes people to suspect she's only acting this way for money and that's not a good look.
>>39811898

>>39813057
I know its a troll. They say this almost every thread its mildly amusing.

But yeah I agree with you, this doesn't change my opinion of her. I will still enjoy her.

>>39813111
I just want to save her more now but I know it'll never be.

This woman really needs a hobby that doesn't involve sitting in front of a camera streaming for random strangers

You know, it's times like this I'm really glad my timezone is absolute shit for watching her streams and I don't understand JPN. It's at times like these that I wish I only knew Canan as a softcore pornstar and that I didn't try to understand what she's feeling. This shit is depressing

$50 a month isn't THAT bad if you have a job and are decent at saving money. I just REALLY need to see a preview before I commit. That's a decent chunk of cash to commit monthly without knowing what you're gonna be getting. I mean, there are porn companies that have monthly deals that are half the price.

>>39813588
You're telling me. I'm PST, so it was at 7:30AM my time on a Saturday, I should have been asleep. Instead I woke up early to watch Noel and then waited for Canan to celebrate her joyous birthday and instead got that train wreck and all I could do was sit by and watch while something I loved fell apart before my eyes.
Sometimes I wish I stayed at just the Noel level. Sweet nice knight with tiddies who's a dork is perfect for me. She quickly because my oshi. Then I find out through the grapevine that she has a roommate with L Cups that does lewd asmrs and shows a lot of skin? Sign me up! Oh? She does pop up audio streams on NND where she talks to chat, I love those as Noel, I'll check them out. Oh no, she's getting really personal and now I know way too much about her but now I feel like I'm in too deep and already fell in love with this woman who I'll never meet who I relate to way too much because she's going through the same shit I'm going through in my 20s, I just didn't have thousands of people to vent my frustrations with. It's a fucking slippery slope and I wonder how I got here. But for some reason I don't regret it.
I sent her some tweets and SCs with messages trying to help but I feel it just got lost in the ether of everyone else. I genuinely do care because I'm a stupid nice guy, I hate to see something I care suffer. I won't leave, I'm not going to let a hormonal night that got out of hand ruin something I've enjoyed and look forward to every day, I've invested a lot in her and I want her to succeed.

Anyway, that's my final thoughts, I know no one asked but here it is anyway.

>>39814586
that's why caring about anything is just suffering

>>39814601
Yeah, I'm hoping to grow out of naturally and move on before it gets worse.

>>39814639
i meam thos wpm't be just a noel /canan problem for your a kind soul...

>>39814639
i meam this won't be just a noel /canan problem for your a kind soul...

>>39814639
but it's not bad thing to be such a kind person i hope you find love and peace anon

I just think about how juxtaposed everything was because when C was having her meltdown on the other side Flare and Polka were laughing and having fun singing and having a sleepover. I think if there was just a phonecall or something how things would have been different.
Or if Noel took the night off and called Sora on her birthday, how nice that call would have been. Guess we'll never know.

>>39814856
Overthinking it would lead to anything good, it's not the first time she has had a bad day and it certainly won't be the last. Just accept it happened and move on, she's feeling good enough to stream as Noel in just a couple of hours

>>39815698
>Just accept it happened and move on
This is good advice for everyone, both C and her fans. In fact its good life advice in general.

Noel is up
https://youtu.be/tjqunlLiRWM

Canan later
https://youtu.be/uGmjMhYOzKs

i only come to this thread for titty pictures. can someone tell me what canan is?

>>39816477
Wrong place for titty pics bro. Go to /t/

Not to doompost but Noel seemed pretty tired this stream and not her usual self. Probably didn't sleep well last night and judging when the thumbnail went up only about 4-5 hours unless she napped.
And it sounds like she's really busy this week, I really hope she takes care of herself. Given everything going on I'd hate for her to burn herself out and take a long hiatus. But that's just me worrying hoping someone here will reassure me otherwise. I just want her to be her best.

>>39818016
She wasn't as hyper as she could have been, but I'd say her streaming regardless is a pretty good sign.
Let's just hope she's a little tired and nothing more, week does sound pretty rough but at the same time the schedule is what she wants it to be

https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1525768181327220736

>>39819261
They look fucking massive

>>39819509
As a reminder, she's 150cm tall (which is a little under 5ft for people who use that measurement system). So tits that big on a girl that short. In pics she looks phenomenal but I really wonder if she'd look off in person.

live translators?

>>39820628
Oppai Loli...

>>39820628
She could likely makes herself look really good but not with the kind of clothes she wears outside.

>>39819261
She looks cute in this picture, wonder if she can manage to cover them up when she goes outside.

So she does have some good memories with her father.

>>39821046
>>39821062
A while ago she mentioned on a community stream that she obviously doesn't wear the kind of clothing she uses on streams to go out. For that she uses mostly baggy clothes

Lol how many nicknames did she have in school? She's mentioned like three this stream alone.

>>39821140
Yeah I'm aware, but baggy clothing can only do so much.

I don't understand what she means when she says the doctors called her womb a ふかふかベッド, is that just fertility or something else? And how do they even measure that?

>>39821918
I would hope doctors know how to tell if an organ is healthy.

FUCKING CRINGE GATEKEEPERS IMAGINE NOT LIVE TRANSLATING STUPID CUNTS YOU FUCKING TWITTER CIRCLE JERKING FAGS WHERE YOU LIKE EACH OTHERS TWEETS I KNOW SOME OF YOU FAGS ARE HERE FUCK OFF TO YOUR CRINGE DISCORD AND TALK IN THERE CUNTS

So she liked this
https://twitter.com/siosio_no_pu/status/1525462015967256577
Stuff like this seems pretty popular to use in Japan, kinda funny how they're going back to treating blacks like zoo attractions.

>>39822106
It's a Japanese company (or a Japanese front for a Chinese company) that arranges these particular videos.

>>39822179
Are you serious? I thought it was just random Africans on Fivver

>>39822222
Even that tweet mentions 世界からのサプライズ動画

Wait. Where's the archive? I had to sleep and thought I'd catch it later but it's not there.

>>39824344
Yes it is.

>>39824372
Oh she changed the thumbnail, I thought that was ASMR. I just woke up so I'm in that daze still. I'm just stupid.

circle jerk twitter fags malding i found their secret hideout

stop being such fags how about that

i havent stopped im taking you down fags especially dani

oh no mass report me like you did before

dani is such a fag

Does anyone have any idea what this sperg is talking about?
Isn't Dani the ganbare spammer?

yes everyone report that fag

>>39825043
There's a secret hideout?

She's tiny.

>>39825217
I think he was talking about this thread. Unless it's a discord which I don't care about.

>>39826676
There was a members only zatsudan where stood up and you could really see how tiny she is.

>>39826744
You have a date?

>>39826857
I think it was the March one. I could be wrong. It was definitely this year.

>>39826676
My pocket sized wife...

Wasn't she supposed to have birthday merch? Did that just get grouped with the Nozomi collab?

She was really cute during this. This is my favorite version of Noel/C.
I'm glad she was happier and had a lot more energy.

>>39827776
She always said the merch she was working on was for "something in june" and now we know it's the Nozomi thing.

>>39828441
I was hoping for something like the previous years since I missed out. Now I have money to spend on this stuff, I'll likely buy whatever it is they're selling in June unless it's really not for me.

Talks about her heavy periods and her pubes but ends the stream to shave, lame, just go all in.

Why'd she have to pull her top down to show her bra? I loved how her strawberry pj's fit her. It hugged her body really well and showed off those delicious curves.

>>39833855
She doesn't want to, why can't anyone just respect her wishes?

>>39837916
I'm just joking, the idea that she gets so personal talking about that stuff but the sound of shaving being too much is funny.

>>39839275
I'm more upset she doesn't wax or laser.

>>39839288
She does too I think, shaving was just for the stream because, by her own words "it was a jungle down there"

>>39839326
Not like anyone is seeing it except her. Probably good to keep up tidy when she does pictures.