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Home cooking and other wholesome things.

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>> No.39634208
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Mofu supremacy

>> No.39634225
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Who is the coolest bug?

>> No.39634232

>>39634225
Probably bees or something

>> No.39634241
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>> No.39634242

>>39634225
crab

>> No.39634271

>>39634225
The fluffy frost spider (pictures don't exist because she fades into the background)

>> No.39634273

Breeding loli asspussy

>> No.39634382

>>39634208
I need to taste the mofu milk

>> No.39634492

>>39634241
she has big blood sacs

>> No.39634521

>>39634492
>>39634492
>>39634492
>>39634492

>> No.39634584
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>>39634208
Mofu runs this place, the rest are guests

>> No.39634623
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'member YuYu Hakusho?

>> No.39634743
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Labyrinth is out, nerds.

>> No.39634775

>>39634743
Okay and

>> No.39634799

>>39634225
>Wtf is this real?!
>Yo how dey worm do that?

>> No.39634801

>>39634743
Already saw, I want to marry blue sister.

>> No.39634887

>>39634743
What is out now?

>> No.39634936

>>39634887
Monster Girl Dreams

>> No.39634945

>>39634936
Ah right. Good game but I can never really get into it, it just becomes way to grindy after a while.

>> No.39635299

>Anon is a foreigner living in Zipangu
>Rich momsters hire him to tutor their daughters in English
>Every day of the week he gets a lengthy one-on-one lesson with a different JK monster

>> No.39635354

Post your best gyoubu danuki pics please!

>> No.39635357
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>>39635299
>JK monsters plan their attack
>find anon balls deep in the CC kiki maid of the wight house
better luck next time

>> No.39635438

>>39635357
>All the moms bet good money of who anon will fuck first
>They all lost since he picked the CC kiki
>The money is instead spent on a house as a marriage gift

>> No.39635517

>>39635357
>>39635438
nah he would pick the game

>> No.39635576

>>39635438
>anon still teaches any student that comes to his house
>only difference is that his meaty kiki gives them "The Stare" so the behave themselves
>mini-kikis try to be menacing but end of adorable
good end

>> No.39635626

>>39635438
What is CC in this context?

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>>39634743

>> No.39635772

>>39635626
christmas cake
aka lonely woman of 25+ years age. because nobody wants a christmas cake after the 25th

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>>39634225

>> No.39635935

>Loli x Shota childhood friend romance
I love the idea that this infuriates everyone from hags to the sabbath (larping hags lol)and they can do nothing about it especially because its so vanilla

>> No.39635989

>>39635935
>anon is playing in the sandbox
>hag in the bushes sees her chance
>all of a sudden, a loli kiki runs to anon
>"Wanna be be my mastah?"
>"ok"
>hag seethes as loli kiki nuzzles anon
pure love wins again!

>> No.39636067

>Broke
Druella is pure evil! Remember Lescatie!

>Woke
Was Druella right in forcing such a drastic change on so many people, even if the change was for the better?

>Bespoke
Uohhhhhhhhh! Lilim thights and chest erotic!

>> No.39636186

>>39635790
In a state of nature, the mantis is not known to wear such garments.

>> No.39636213

>>39636186
Well no shit, panties get in the way of getting a husband during a hunt.

>> No.39636324

>>39636067
Only a /tg/tard could think that there is anything wrong with forcibly ascending people into superhumans, especially when the church was feeding them lies about the nature of monsterdom same as faggots clutching pearls over "ego death"

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>>39635935

>> No.39636350

>>39635935
I can feel the frustration of all the old lonely monsters as they see young anon walking hand in hand with his scylla childhood friend.
They know she'll get hit by puberty like a truck and anon won't be able to resist that ass.

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If only you knew how badly I wanted this kitsune

I bet she's a serious squirter

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>>39636358
fox time?

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>>39636358
She's my wife though, go marry Kitsu you loser

>> No.39636398

>>39636324
The part of me that is fueled by spite wanted to make a fic that's called "just fuck already!"
All it'll have is in setting romance. rape? maybe sometimes, but i've see so many fics where OC mcgunman gets to go on muder sprees (or in a a recent case, torture a married succubus whos only crime was crossing their path on a trip home, alng with some unfortunate implications) that I actually want to see sme hard-lore follwing romance fr fucking once

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Found out my bodyguard has been stealing my condoms from the trash can.

I'm going to have to punish her.

>> No.39636414

>>39636410
why are you using condoms? your bodyguard is within her rights to rape you

>> No.39636420

>>39636358
How much of your love for her is because she can become a ball of mofu?
>spoiler
It is said that foxes can squirt as far as 4 feet away.

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>>39634203
Anon, you have no longer rights to practice monogamy,

>> No.39636435

>>39636431
Fuck off faggot

>> No.39636437
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>>39636431
Jokes on you, my Hebi is my wife and world!

>> No.39636440

>>39636324
I want to break my own limits, not have it done by the cheat of monster pussy

>> No.39636457

>>39636440
Nobody gives a shit what you want, /tg/ autist. Go to Twitter if you want to act like an autistic Shonen faggot.

>> No.39636467

>>39636440
We all know you'd go for the monster pussy if given the choice anyway, no point pretending to be cool on the internet

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>>39636437
based and hebipilled

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>>39636420
The mofu ball would be nice to cuddle, but I mostly just want a lot of foxkids from tamamo

>> No.39636488

>>39636437
>>39636468
Hebis are great, but I'm afraid she'd be furious when I choose to eat something other than her homecooked meals.
I don't wanna receive corrective rape just because I ate a burger from McDruella's.

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>> No.39636507

>>39636457
Nobody respects this in mge, I know. That's why incubuziation is death of the personality and turns men into lust crazed beasts.
It also bothers me how all the girls are the same. Why can't we have a dangerous monster girl that is overcoming her instincts out of love?
>>39636467
Probably, but baphomets don't give it up easy so I doubt they have a free use tattoo on their ass. If you want that loli butt you have to really prove your worth by asking at least five times.
Which, I guess, in the setting would actually involve a lot of temptation

>> No.39636508

>mad kikimora wants to "accend" in her servitude by becoming something like Alexa/siri/cortana

>> No.39636517

>39636507
>>>/tg/
Stay there.

>> No.39636520

go away bugboi

>> No.39636522

regura bugs are the only good bugs

>> No.39636524

Just post Latenight you homos, this retard seethes over LN.

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>>39636488
Just eat a small portion
You don't want to make your hebi sad after she put all of her love for you

>> No.39636542

>>39636517
It's not him, he would never mention lewd stuff like temptation or "loli butt". It's some retard mimicing his shit takes for (You)s

>> No.39636544

>>39636524
I said once that a lot of his girls aren't well defined racewise.
It says more about your shitty taste in artist but you're probably desperate for content since the monster girl prophet posts one drawing every five months

Now let's have a reasonable discussion on exactly how dangerous the monster girl world could be.

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>>39636474
I've already sentenced my family line to foxhood

>> No.39636553

>>39636550
No! My pure Human bloodline!

>> No.39636554

>>39636540
>turns out Hebi actually didn't do anything weird to the cookies
>just incredibly worried about if she made them right
>best cookies you ever had
Dumb snek, nice snek

>> No.39636561

>>39636542
You were saying?

>> No.39636574

>>39636540
I mean she's right, there is nothing weird about breast milk or pussy juices in food.

>> No.39636580
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>>39636554
You ate her cookies
Time for marriage and baby making sex

>> No.39636582

If Foxfags could stop acting like blackedfags for least a month that would be nice.

>> No.39636593

>>39636580
But I'm not really into snakes or yanderes. They wouldn't want me for that.

>> No.39636598

>>39636582
I am a slave to mofu myself but the resemblence is quite uncanny.

>> No.39636606
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>>39636582
Sorry, I can't find a way to cancel my foxed.com subscription

>> No.39636613

>>39636582
>Become extremely cute
>Live for a thousand years
Not really a fair comparison, i think it's more the salt from people that hate the thought of having children
In terms of bloodline having foxes is just an objective, straight upgrade

>> No.39636621

>>39636606
A bit on the low side but I'll take it.

>> No.39636630

>>39636598
It's one thing to really like foxes but fuck me this bloodline garbage has gotten to be bleached/blacked faggotry

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>>39636593
Too bad
you're stuck with her for all eternity
you better make her happy

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>>39636630
Where do you think you are?
If anything the hellhounds are getting cringey blacked shit that straight up uses raceplay lingo

>> No.39636641

>>39636613
Foxes are pretty vanilla. At least the greenworm guy likes a monster that isn't consistently #1 in every poll for every franchise.
Only occasionally beaten by her cousin variants, cat ear girl and regular demon horn succubus

>> No.39636652

>>39636639
Don't try to deflect you retarded fuck. Retards that did that shit with Hellhounds were rightfully told to fuck off too for being annoying morons.

>> No.39636653

>>39636630
>people into interspecies sex sound a lot like interracial fetishists
Whoa.
Sorry, not my fault you cannot stop thinking about blacked

>> No.39636659

>>39636652
So what do you even want? Everyone talks about starting families all the fucking time

>> No.39636696

>>39636659
To not post "muh bloodlinnneeee" like a dumb raceplay nigger ad nauseum. Take that shit to /trash/ of you want to be that breed of homosexual.

>> No.39636715

>>39636696
That is literally how it works and has always worked, just in different words. Do you want a fragile facade on top of it? Sorry to disappoint you

>> No.39636743

>>39636715
Were you dropped on your head as a child or are you normally this retarded?

>> No.39636751

>>39636743
Incredible counterpoint, well done

>> No.39636766

>>39636696
Fuck off, I'm going to post mamono raceplay because me and others enjoy it and your autism won't make me post less or more of it

>> No.39636777

>>39636751
It's not a counterpoint. I'm making fun of a dumb cunt playing semantics.

>> No.39636795

Don't worry about your bloodline. Soon enough you'll only be able to think about filling my womb over and over.

>> No.39636814

>>39636766
Replying to yourself doesn't make your shit more accepted, cuck.

>> No.39636821

>>39636777
>>39636814
I suppose you'll just have to browse these threads being raving mad then, literally the entirity of MG is race(species)mixing or interspecies relationships, i'm sorry to have to be the one to break this to you.

>> No.39636874

>>39636795
Sorry, I'm not into alps.

>> No.39636929

>bloodline
>raceplay
>bleached
>blacked
/pol/tards...

>> No.39636958

>>39636929
Fuck
Idea!
Alp Sabbath!
>Video games night
>Free beer for everyone
>Lonely man outreach programs
>Community bonding activities like hiking and camping

>> No.39636979

>>39636958
LAN party with a bunch of young Alps!
Entire room filled with racial slurs!

>> No.39636990

>>39636821
Stop acting like an autist and ignoring the point. You're still an annoying fuck for dragging in dogshit nonsense like "muh bloodline ruined aeiiiii". This isn't some faggy raceplay thread keep this gay shit out of here.

>> No.39637005

notice how it was a "reee fuck you, dont do what i dont like" poster that started shitting up the thread?

>> No.39637006

>>39636990
>raceplay thread
It literally is, you're just assmad about the delivery in this case because you've conditioned yourself to see /pol/ shit everywhere.

>> No.39637031

I want to get forcibly married to a yandere monster.

>> No.39637034

>>39636990
You're the only one drawing lines to blacked shit here, you don't see anyone talking about Tamaquanda Foxizzle turning people into figgers

>> No.39637037

>>39637006
Did you not get enough oxygen at birth? Monster girls aren't anywhere close to nigger/whitey fetishism you disingenuous fuck

>> No.39637046

>>39637037
You've been on /pol/ for way too long my dude, nobody here gives a fuck about blacked shit except you

>> No.39637054

>>39637037
Monster girls only think with 'muh womb' it's awful.
It starts tingling and that guides all their actions.

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I found a curious image in my folder. The text of "Boss, we got another one" raises a question. Another what? Does anyone remember what this image was about?

>> No.39637071

>>39637058
They’re at a grocery store and somebody started fucking one of the cashiers.

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Post your cutest images!

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>>39637072

>> No.39637085

>>39637046
>just ignore deliberate language use shared by obnoxious racefaggots come on just let it happen anon
Your mother should have used a condom.

>> No.39637099

>>39637085
I don't know what words that group of people use and i don't care

>> No.39637105

>>39637054
Thanks for giving me reason to report you, tourist.

>> No.39637106

>>39637071
Yare yare

>> No.39637115

>>39637105
Do you not know the setting tourist?
Womb throbbing is like half of kcs descriptions

>> No.39637122

>>39636582
They know foxes were a mistake but they're in too deep to admit it. I don't hate foxfags, I just pity them.

>> No.39637127

>>39637099
>first it was "dude who caaares were both the same anyways"
>now it's "dude come on anon I don't know what language is I'm so above this"
Die

>> No.39637130

>>39637082
>Tailpussy kiss
Damnit, yet another wonder we'll never get to experience.

>> No.39637154

>>39637130
>tailpussy kiss leaves a wet mark on your cheek
>you think it's cute, until you feel a warm sensation slowly spreading towards your crotch area

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>>39637072

>> No.39637181
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>>39637072

>> No.39637186

>>39637115
I report you because i know and appreciate the setting, tourist pest.

>> No.39637208

>>39637181
Dumb hebi

>> No.39637281

>>39637186
Day by day this thread gets worse and worse. Wolrdbuildfags, bloodlinemaggots, racefreaks and other shizos who don't like monster girls actually. They just come here to troll.

>> No.39637297

>>39637281
Shame everytime people tried to gatekeep these troglodytes you'd have retards screeching how you're just as bad as the actual shitposting cunts.

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>>39637281
last thread the only mentions of kitsune bloodlines were
>greentext that that didnt even use it as a "nooo muh pure bloodline" or "muh upgrade to human blood", but instead as thing for cuddlepiles and the mofukuza
>someone complaining about kitsune bloodlines
not to mention how race play IS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE THREAD.
go take your obsession elsewhere, /pol/ nigger.

>> No.39637328

>>39637305
>chink gachanigger
Please stay on /vg/ you annoying faggot.

>> No.39637367

>>39637328
says the person complaining about actual fucking nonissues.
the only concern is worldbuilding fags trying to make a thread canon because a canon of any form puts us at a much higher risk of a schizo freaking out and making the thread unusable, like you are doing.

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>>39637208
Now you made her sad
Marry her and she will stop crying

>> No.39637396

>>39637367
>still here
>>>/vg/382362439
Shoo, retard.

>> No.39637412

>>39637375
That's cheating! Monsters know men can't stop but help a woman when she cries!

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>>39637367
>Gachafag opinion

>> No.39637425

>>39637396
you first dumbass
>>>/pol/

>> No.39637464

>>39637424
>I'm not cancer, those other guys are!
He'd almost be adorable if he wasn't so fucking annoying.

>> No.39637492

>>39637424
its not MY fault that monster girls are almost nonexistent in gaming outside of gachas.

>> No.39637518

somehow I dreamt of living in florida with monsters and an owl mage stole my car and I stole her house

>> No.39637524

>>39637297
There is nothing wrong with worldbuilding or waifu posting.
I can't make an mge comic without worldbuilding.

>> No.39637537

>>39637518
Florida Man steals Owl Mage's house in retaliation to misplacing his car

>> No.39637609

>>39637492
And that's good. Better small games on rpgmaker, wolf rpg and renpy than soulless shit from big companies.

>> No.39637664

>>39637609
fair enough man.
but for me rpgmaker/wolf rpg are just too repetitive between different games. at least with a gacha i can just press autoplay and skip the boring repetitive stuff.
besides i already burned myself out on rpgmaker with fatfag stuff

>> No.39637715

>39637664
Jesus this guy is the prime cancerous faggot

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The absolute state of this thread

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>>39637072

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>>39637072

>> No.39637784

>>39635935
I love me some shota and loli puppy love

>> No.39637800

>>39637723
This is what happens when a bunch of schizos off their meds try to introduce or gatekeep things they don't understand

>> No.39637843

I wonder how often male baristas in MGC get sexually harassed by their customers.
Or how often the bicorn boss really encourages them to "help out" the customers.

>> No.39637906

i wanna wake up in MGC in the place where lost humans go

>> No.39637939

>>39637906
The Echidna orphanage for lost boys is actually a pretty nice place. She and her husband are really nice.
No, it's totally not just a front to make sure all their kids get really nice husbands, what are you talking about?

>> No.39638011

>>39636437
>a wild shirohebi just moments before she devours her prey

>> No.39638012

>>39637939
i meant the human pound, i wanna get taken by a hagon or something because i looked cute

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rat

>> No.39638088

>>39638012
Anon, no! That's how you end up as a Dark elf's boy toy!

>> No.39638107

>>39638080
But I like mice more

>> No.39638113

>>39637843
>2 meters tall hellhound slaps your ass and calls you a "fine piece of fuck meat"
>forget to thank her for the compliment
>almost fired for cultural insensitivity
such is the life in MGC

>> No.39638185

>>39638113
not to mention all the different species norms you would have to try and conform to, ontop of being able to tell some very similar species apart at a eye's glance such as wolf girls and fox girls.

>> No.39638207

>>39638107
And? you in the big rats block so you better do what they say
>>39638113
>2 meter
ha womanlet

>> No.39638312

where can i find the most robutts and many robotic variations of monsters like robofox, roboholst, robogazer etc

>> No.39638335

>>39638113
>>39638113
>2 meters tall hellhound slaps your ass and calls you a "fine piece of fuck meat"
>tired barista boy immediatly gets retard strenght and tears down pants on subatomic level
>his and hellhound's
>in 1 nanosecond
>both stand with their genitals on display

>> No.39638356

>>39637492
There's always HDoom

>> No.39638455

>>39638113
>calls you a "fine piece of fuck meat"
So what other "cultural appropriate" things will other monster girls call me?

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39638458

I want a lilim to suddenly hug me from behind and act lovey-dovey while making all nearby humans terrified by her mere presence.

>> No.39638520

>>39638455
extremists monsters will write "ready 2 incubize" on you if they can.
It's a hateful racial slur

>> No.39638541

>>39638458
>Anon is a random guard from a town that gets attacked by the demon army
>Anon of his comrades are getting raped by monster girls
>Lilim steps towards anon
>Somehow he's still standing
>She hugs him and whispers "nobody will ever believe you"
>She dissapears
>Anon now has her mana
>Other monster just knows he's taken but can't palace what type of girl it is
>So begins anons quest to revers hug-rape the lilim

>> No.39638560

Someone did a little trolling last night.

>> No.39638575

>>39638560
?

>> No.39638587

>>39638575
All the bitching about raceplay.

>> No.39638598

>>39638455
whore
nice and tender
39638587
fuck off stop bringing it up

>> No.39638616
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New sprout.

>> No.39638637

39638587
shut the fuck up.
i should also mention that this is a great argument for not having a lore doc.
imagine that but constant.

>> No.39638647
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Good afternoon I love Jinkos

>> No.39638678

>>39638647
thats a cute jinko but her paws make me sad

>> No.39638694

>>39638598
>whore
Now that's just offensive. Just because I'm married to a bicorn doesn't mean I'm a man whore.
I mean, I am, but that doesn't give them the right to call me that.

>> No.39638742
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>>39638455
tail(s) brush
blood bag
tom

>> No.39638757

>>39638694
and? u are whore

>> No.39638769

Cow childhood friend who will one day become your wife and mother of your children

>> No.39638791

>>39638455
jester
round ears
land lubber
child
little boy

>> No.39638818
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2 meters minimum

>> No.39638852

>>39638769
Imagine gulping milk from your holst wife and you have to give up before she runs out of milk. Then she headpats you and calls you a good boy for at least trying

>> No.39638854
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>>39637375
Ufufufufu...according to keikaku

>> No.39638855

Clown pussy

>> No.39638881

>>39638855
yes the best pussy, funny pussy

>> No.39638986

>>39638881
All I can think of, is a man saying his Bogie wife is funny after she tells him a joke, and then she looks him dead in the eyes
>Whaddya mean I'm funny? What, you mean the way I talk? Funny how?

>> No.39638989
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>>39638855
cheshires fear the clussy

>> No.39639012

>>39638818
>Anon puts "2 meters minimum" on his dating profile
>Keeps receiving cheesy pick up lines from big drunk onis
>They all look scary, overweight or both

>> No.39639022

>>39638881
But the best pussy is baphomet because it's attached to a child

>> No.39639045
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>>39638855

>> No.39639096
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>>39634203

>> No.39639122

>>39638855
Can't wait for the monster circus to come to town. Gonna see how many bogies I can fit in one bed.

>> No.39639125

>>39639022
Can you baphags stop being actual pedophiles for two seconds?

>> No.39639146

>>39639012
im taking the overweight ones, they would make a good bed to sleep on
>>39639022
>attached to a child
lol, lmao even

>> No.39639158

>>39639125
no

>> No.39639173

>>39639125
you cant reason with the mental defunct and mentally handicappied

>> No.39639260

>>39639122
I wanna go to clown college and bang my bogie haku teacher

>> No.39639297
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marry foxes

>> No.39639376

>>39639096
Succubi who bite aren't fit for marriage.

>> No.39639379
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>>39639297
Just-friends-with-benefits foxes!

>> No.39639390

>>39639376
If they're just biting my neck or ear then that's okay. No peepee nibbling though.

>> No.39639393

>>39639297
why not clown? convince me why foxes

>> No.39639403

>>39639390
Poking holes in condoms? That's 5 raw anal creampies as punishment.

>> No.39639428
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>>39639393
Sometimes they are wrapped up in one package

>> No.39639445

>>39639297
No, too many fox lovers here. We need someone to keep the other monster populations up. I volunteer as tribute.

>> No.39639460

>>39639045
A clown would break me.
You can't just go from such a violent and humiliating rape to loving lotus position sex as a joke, a man's heart cannot handle it.

>> No.39639464

>>39639403
Did you mean to reply to >>39639379?

>> No.39639484
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>>39639445
It appears their superiority is causing some controversy

>> No.39639490

>>39639445
>Foxfuckers are an overpopulation danger
Even MGQ Harpies were smarter because they regulated their numbers to make sure others don't see them as pests.

>> No.39639504

>>39639484
why do the fox do their makeup like that, like a clown

>> No.39639505

>>39639490
They were in check, but then the rock broke, Tamamo Defence Force has been in the thread ever since

>> No.39639506

>>39639445
20% of MGE girls get 80% of attentions, accept this fact anon

>> No.39639529

>>39639504
To attract the anons that want clowns, never let a potential market go untapped

>> No.39639533

>>39639445
Aquatic species definitely need help.
I can't remember the last time someone unironically wanted to fuck a fish other than a shark.

>>39639464
Oh right, my bad.

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>>39639506

>> No.39639550

>>39639297
Why is this getting spammed so often now?

>> No.39639559

>>39639529
id take a clown devilbug before a clown fox

>> No.39639566

>>39639550
Almost as if the population is being...primed, for something.

>> No.39639574

>>39639550
Bored anons with nothing better to do.

>> No.39639584

>>39639550
he's a gachafag. No more needs to be said

>> No.39639613

>>39639584
Stay mad

>> No.39639616

>>39639584
I don't recognize >>39639297 from any gacha game though.

>> No.39639620

>>39639584
but I'm not?

>> No.39639626

A vanilla succubus with a buttplug mofu is vastly superior to any fox.

>> No.39639656

>>39639626
>A vanilla succubus is vastly superior to any fox.
ftfy

>> No.39639671

wurm is best girl, all others are shit, expect for jabberwocks, and bogies

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>>39637281
>bloodlinemaggots
ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR TRIBAL CHIEF

>> No.39639705

>>39639566
it better be the sabbath

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>>39639671
>expect for jabberwocks

>> No.39639711 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.39639722

>>39639710
why yes i faile englishe, how do u kno?

>> No.39639737

>>39639696
This hellhound is working me into a shoot.

>> No.39639751

>>39639146
>lol, lmao even
Clearly Momonika has the best baphomet pussy then.

>> No.39639753
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>>39639711
What's she holding?

>> No.39639775
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>>39639671
what about sky wurms?

>> No.39639784

big kots with BIG paws

>> No.39639785

>>39639775
honorary 5th place

>> No.39639789

>>39639751
>Momonika
No, she's been a child the least amount of time and has no experience at it.

>> No.39639791
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>>39639737
THE BIG DAWG
THE HEAD OF THE TABLE

>> No.39639798

>>39639533
>Aquatic species definitely need help
Time to go skinny dippin. I'm going to get me a sea bishop wife and start a fish fucker cult.

>> No.39639802

>>39639753
Exactly what it looks like: a back shoulder massager but everyone thinks it’s some sex toy

>> No.39639859

Human cock can't beat the monster pussy

>> No.39639864

>>39639533
i like psycho sea bishop

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>> No.39639912

>>39639791
I'll only acknowledge her after she defeats her more famous cousin at Monstermania.

>> No.39639921
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>>39639798
But underwater monsters are weird...

>> No.39639942

How do I join the kunoichi assassins guild?

>> No.39639963

>>39639942
they probably need a secretary or janitor or something

>> No.39639969

>>39638855
I want to mate with loli assclussy

>> No.39639977
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>>39634203
The hags come out at night.

>> No.39640020

>>39639942
pull the heist of the year and steal their anicent hag leader in plain view of them all as she gives a speech

>> No.39640049

>>39639859
Mere female lizards say otherwise.

>> No.39640058

>>39639859
Neither can monster pussy beat Human cock.
Simultaneous instant loss.

>> No.39640078

>>39639942
Steal one their daki's

>> No.39640125

>>39640058
I am certain my cock can lose to that supple cunny

>> No.39640151

>>39640058
several lilims have self-reported that that is not the case

>> No.39640193

>>39640151
>All of said lilims said this while sucking off their new husbands, but that didn't make it into the study

>> No.39640194

Tell me about the danukis, anon

>> No.39640217

>>39640194
they faceless

>> No.39640224

>>39640217
I wanna get gang fucked by a bunch of faceless danukis.

>> No.39640240
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>>39640194
They only have your best interests at heart.
You want a merchant wife, right?
She has a lot of gpus, she scalps them

>> No.39640267

>>39640240
If I find out my wife is a scalper she is getting chained up in the basement, fluffy tail or no

>> No.39640268

>>39640240
im taking her gpus and giving them away for free

>> No.39640286

>>39640268
as she watches, chained up

>> No.39640288

>>39640268
Don't be crazy anon. You're her husband, she'll give you one 5% off.

>> No.39640301

>>39640288
she already ten % off of me

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>>39634203
Rate my adventuring party.

>> No.39640331

>>39640288
she married an artist, what ya expect?

>> No.39640356

>>39640316
So what's your role?

>> No.39640374

>>39640356
don't, though.

>> No.39640402

>>39640058
Very true
This is what monsters don't tell you
Simultaneous instant loss is what creates happy couples

>> No.39640406

>>39640374
I can never tell if posts like that are /tg/ shitposts, or dudes that love corruption.

>> No.39640432

whats your wife guilty pleasure? My wurm wife likes rocky road icecream

>> No.39640466

>>39640432
Egging the grape snake's house.

>> No.39640468

>>39640316
Bit heavy in melee. Assuming the mage is offensive only, and the girl in back isn't a paladin: you need a healer and either an archer or a flyer so the mage doesn't have to solo out of range enemies.

>> No.39640529

>>39640466
my bogie wife likes trolling cheshires as well as messing with my straight-laced jabberwock dark mage wife

>> No.39640569

>>39640224
This, but reversed

>> No.39640579
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Some people need a chill pill and a stff drink

>> No.39640584

>>39640240
Indeed I do!

>> No.39640614

>>39640579
I don't do pills but I could go for mead

>> No.39640617

>>39640569
Faceless anon getting fucked by danukis? Sure, whatever floats your boat.

>> No.39640633

>>39640432
my wife abuses the legal system of the cat kingdom to get men arrested on bogus charges and uses the proceeds of her dirty dealings to fund her crippling addiction to yarn.

>> No.39640635

>>39640579
I wonder what a wurm would be like drunk

>> No.39640648

Circus is in town, come see the werecat trapeze artists, or the minotaur strong woman! Or perhaps you would rather laugh with the clowns!

>> No.39640650
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[BOSS CHALLENGE]
Fight the legendary hard boss!

>> No.39640652

>>39640579
What do they serve anons who don't drink?

>> No.39640659

>>39640635
they're not exactly known for their inhibitions normally. i don't think they change much apart from some loss in coordination

>> No.39640684

>>39640652
water

>> No.39640699

>>39640650
Do i get to knock her up if i win?

>> No.39640707

>>39640684
No milk? That’s sad

>> No.39640726

>>39640707
I'd pay good money for a warm glass of dragon milk.

>> No.39640728

>>39640648
I’d like to see the gazer

>> No.39640734

>>39640707
it's alcoholic

>> No.39640747
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SEX

>> No.39640748

>>39640635
>Lookelooke I'm a lamp!

>> No.39640761

>>39640726
For me, it has to be freshly squeezed right before me to believe it
>>39640734
They milkin onis or something?

>> No.39640763

>>39640728
Freakshow is behind the big top

>> No.39640790

>>39640763
With such attractions as the one-eyed Gazer and the many-eyed Cyclops (this is not a swindle I swear)

>> No.39640791

>>39640763
What else can I find there?

>> No.39640808

>>39640790
The other one is just fat gazer

>> No.39640826

>>39640316
monster girls?

>> No.39640877

>>39640726
You could go to a dragon and ask, no need to pay

>> No.39640897
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>>39640579

>> No.39640930

>>39640648
isn't EVERY Minotaur inherently a strong woman? this circus isn't very impressive

>> No.39643707,1 [INTERNAL] 

I've been looking for alex and eris for a while. Anyone got a link?

>> No.39640954

>>39640897
please don't take up the image limit with offtopic pictures

>> No.39640955

>>39640648
Show me the most dangerous chicken harpy

>> No.39640977

I want a Scottish Kikimora with an oral fixation.

>> No.39640984

I want a French Kiki whose real kinky

>> No.39640995

>>39640897
Whoa, nice monster girl! fucking /a/nigger

>> No.39641013

I want a friend

>> No.39641023

Well you know what I want? I want to just hug a monster girl.

>> No.39641027

>>39640954
>>39640995
Don’t respond to mr faggot, report and ignore

>> No.39641032

>>39641013
I can be your friend.

>> No.39641033

>>39640977
>>39640984
I want a pharaoh with an incredibly strong accent.

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>>39640826
They're gonna be monster girls soon enough.

>> No.39641054
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ELF!

>> No.39641056

>>39640930
True. Now if they had Gazer, Ratatoskr, Papillon, or Umi Osho strongwomen, that would be impressive.

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>> No.39641061
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39641061

The perfect couple

>> No.39641072

>>39640316
>>39641041
>>>/vg/382381121

>> No.39641076

>>39641033
I want jabber wife with posh accent but her tentacles have that really thick Scottish and one of the has that English accent that no one can understand since it’s so thick

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>>39641013

>> No.39641088
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>>39641054
Is best

>> No.39641141
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>>39641088
EROTIC

>> No.39641149
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>> No.39641160

>>39641141
Choco elf nuns are too op, please don’t nerf

>> No.39641174

>>39640268
Humans are the real monsters.

>> No.39641181
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>>39641160

>> No.39641194

>>39641181
It seems like this belongs to the church of our milky lady

>> No.39641241
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what's the backstory of these two?

>> No.39641262
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>> No.39641271

>>39641241
Paladinbro decided that for once he'll refrain from wildly flailing at the monster and manti-chan decided that she doesn't feel very rape-y that day.

>> No.39641278

>>39641262
Why do elves become nuns?

>> No.39641288
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>>39641278
Because it's erotic

>> No.39641294
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i love my wifey

>> No.39641336

>>39641288
Why do elves revealing their thighs just make my dick shoot into the heavens? I need to pin her down and have pointy-eared brats

>> No.39641341

>>39641241
Manicore sat down the chosen undead to lecture him on proper builds. Elite Knight set is fine for PVE, but he has the stats make a real poise build with Snorlax's armor and start using a BK Halberd

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>>39641336
Just do it anon

>> No.39641361
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>>39641288
im posting monster nuns

>> No.39641362

>>39640699
If you lose, you have to marry her.
If you win, she has to marry you.

>> No.39641373
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>>39641278
Same reason foxes do: it's easier to wait for the pray to come to you

>> No.39641391

>>39640617
You know that's not what I meant

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>>39641361

>> No.39641410

>>39641181
imagine the green lipstick marks

>> No.39641416
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>>39641373
what a vuglar fox. ill go with sister slug and sister squid instead
>>39641410
now that really gets me going

>> No.39641424
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>>39641361
Lamia nuns
They also keep the fox population in check

>> No.39641439

>>39641416
I'll take the one on the right please.

>> No.39641477
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39641477

i need to be in nuntown, cause it would best town

>> No.39641489
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39641489

Vampires have such cute smiles.

>> No.39641492

>>39641439
You don't get to halve your sentence, sinner

>> No.39641512

>>39641477
You could probably find larger religious cities based around the monster goddesses that do have higher nun populations.
Most likely around holy sites of some sort

>> No.39641519

>>39641492
Maybe your right anon...
I fapped to that doujin a couple hours ago the face sitting was hot.

>> No.39641576
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>>39641512
seems real good, think they'd mind me taking a few with me? Aslo whenever i think of nun, i think of breast milk and drinking it

>> No.39641578

>>39641373
i've never seen her without the hat so i'm not sure if she has animal ears or not

>> No.39641585
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>>39640954
It is on topic now.

>> No.39641591

>>39641585
hey, i havent seen this artist in a long time

>> No.39641607

>>39641578
>wanting to get under her clothes roundaboutly
Might as well be honest about it anon

>> No.39641616

>>39641576
I mean, they probably wouldn't say no to starting a new branch church, and if it gets a few of their members married then who are they to say no?

>> No.39641620
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>> No.39641634

>>39641620
que es esto?

>> No.39641644
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I want to corrupt a nun with my demon wife.

>> No.39641661

I don't like monster girls, because I like monster women.

>> No.39641667
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How does a monstergirl society treat humans who are unjustly tormented and tortured by their mistress? Are there social services and law enforcement that would rescue a shota and put him in a loving home? Are there monstergirls that serve as designated shota cuddlers, meant to show them love and how not all monstergirls are monsters?

>> No.39641679
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>> No.39641700

>>39641634
Mizutsune girl (based on monster hunter)
From the artist:
>She shows up to social functions to blow bubbles and then she leaves without speaking to anyone.

>> No.39641717
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>>39641620

>> No.39641728

>>39641700
she cute

>> No.39641761

>>39641620
>>39641717
Would breed but i don't want to watch 4 dudes beat my kid to death for materials

>> No.39641767

>>39641667
you might have had something if human women were the aggressors

monstergirls are not cruel anon

>> No.39641779

>>39641767
dont respond, hes a tg fag, those elfs are warhammer shit

>> No.39641799
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>>39641761
Danmaku rules, problem solved.

>> No.39641802

>>39641767
Dark elves can be cruel

>> No.39641812

>>39641799
>tfw ywn live in monsokyo

>> No.39641813
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>>39641416
Shog is better

>> No.39641837
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>>39641802

>> No.39641845

>>39641802
>Even those that give their man obscene training every day as a “slave” and repeatedly rape them would hate it if their “slave” died or suffered. Just like the other monster couples, all of them value their “slaves” even more than they value themselves. It's just that for them, love takes on a different form.

>> No.39641847

>>39641837
That elf got a tail.

>> No.39641850
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>>39641812
Feels bad man

>> No.39641869

>>39641847
Ah, my bad I didn't see it

>> No.39641870

>>39641850
Is....that LN ran and chen? holy shit! I LOVE IT

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>>39641799

>> No.39641888
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i'm wonderin, how soft are harpy feathers usually?
and how much softer is a jub jub's feathers? i wonder if it's so good it'll make you insta climax.

>> No.39641889

Reminder that the ideal form of a monster girl is pregnant with octuplets

>> No.39641904

>>39641802
YOU’RE FUCKING SUBMISSIBLE

>> No.39641931
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CUTE.

>> No.39641933

>>39641174
nah, scalpers are real monsters, im just giving her a taste of how it feels

>> No.39641948

>>39641931
tailets

>> No.39641952

>>39641837
Damnit, I thought it was krampus for a second there

>> No.39641961
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>Anon ARE YOU HAPPY!?

>> No.39641985

fuck off, tg faggot

>> No.39642009

I did a week of house cleaning on my time off, can I get a kiki maid now?

>> No.39642014
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>>39642009
Have a mg with multiple arms anon, she'll help you clean

>> No.39642022

>>39642009
speak the forbidden slav words and one shall appeart

>> No.39642034

>>39642014
She doesn't look dressed for cleaning.
>>39642022
Cheeki breeki i v damke?

>> No.39642043

>>39642022
kurwa and kielbasa?

>> No.39642053

>>39642022
..Peirogi, Kielbasa, and kapusta?

>>39642014
Quad armed golem maids would help out

>> No.39642070

>>39641845
KC has a very narrow vision of what love is

>> No.39642077

>>39642034
>>39642043
>>39642053
now leave a bottle of your strongest spirits and pray to the great babushka of kikis for your kiki and when you wake up, one will be at your door

>> No.39642084

>>39637305
>genshit nigpact
I didn't read your post or the one you're replying to but you're obviously retarded

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>>39642022
sergey, vodka, babushka, kalashnikov

>> No.39642089

>anon is born at the MGC hospital
>he is placed in the nursery next to a hellhound pup
>she turns her head slightly, sniffs the air, and barks loudly
It was over before it even begun

>> No.39642112

>>39642077
I shall do so now and await my meido.

>> No.39642120

>>39642085
now open your kikinomican to page 69 and read what it says

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>>39642089
Ah yes, the other kind of “puppy love.”

>> No.39642142

>>39642022
treska, tepláky, halušky

>> No.39642149

>>39641961
Nice, now we have gurofaggots.

>> No.39642166

>>39642142
one gopnik kiki coming up, her maid outfit will have the three stripes

>> No.39642211
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>>39642089
Imagine having a holstaur wife who works at the maternity ward, you would have like 30 kids because anytime she goes to work her womb tingles because of all the babies there and she goes home wanting another bun in her oven

>> No.39642228

Are there lamashtu who get peeved that Lilith and lamias are more well known than her despite being based on her species?

>> No.39642291

>>39642089
hellhound childhood friends are extremely protective and loving, he's in good hands

>> No.39642306

>>39642089
imagine seeing your clown wife give brith and all the babies come out holding their hands and its like 50 of them

>> No.39642342

>>39642089
>>39642134
god I wish that were me

>> No.39642360

>>39642089
Even better when it turns out they're neighbors.

>> No.39642404

>>39642360
I bet Eros is to blame for this.

>> No.39642476

>>39642404
>woooooow nice rng bullshit gods

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>>39642476
Shut up and hug your wife-to-be already.

>> No.39642527

i wanna be found and raised by a hagon instead, and fuck my hagon momster

>> No.39642619

If you tell mamono that you can't get it up they are gonna take it as a challenge.

>> No.39642723
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>>39641812
Real shame.

>> No.39642746

Bring me the cutest vampires you have.

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>>39642746

>> No.39642770
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>>39642746
all vampires are cute

>> No.39642782

Tell me more about the danukis, anon.

>> No.39642796
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>>39634225
Got your cool bug right here

>> No.39642808
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>>39642746
How's this?

>> No.39642821

>>39642808
trolls are cuter than greenworms

>> No.39642838

>>39642808
Trolls are dangerous

>> No.39642841

>>39642723
i would love to be taught by keine and mess with reimu

>> No.39642848
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>>39642782
They are your greatest ally, always believe and do what the say, boyim

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>>39642821
Not to bring Greenworms down, but yes, Trolls are that cute.

>> No.39642909

>>39642848
What kind of things would they do have me do and believe?

>> No.39642917
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>Hellhound who decides to adopt a human boy and raises him into becoming her perfect husband

>> No.39642925

>>39642860
i bet that entering a village of trolls would give you a sugar overdose with how cute they are. I would definitely wouldnt mind a troll wife

>> No.39642928

>>39642917
Many such cases!

>> No.39642950

>>39642917
i wonder how many of those stories of being abandoned in the woods as a baby would turn out in MGE

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>>39642909

>> No.39643006

>>39642952
I don't think danukis would propagate anti-danuki theories

>> No.39643052

How to improve Matango?

>> No.39643059

>>39643006
It's the only meme I got, sorry.
i guess danukis would convince you that mortgaging your house to the bank of danuki is fine and that even if you do go bust they have multiple options to make sure you still have a home. Namely moving into theirs.

>> No.39643077

>>39642089
>>39642291
>>39642360
>AGE 13
>as long as you can remember the same age hellhound next door has been your best friend
>your parents and her parents say you bonded almost instantly in the hospital you were born at
>most childhood pictures with you two have been cuddling, and a good majority of the remaining few have been you petting her
>today HH is talking about how happy she is to be around you. she does it a lot, but you dont mind.
>its a good day.
>AGE 16
>today you two are going to a pool deep into the forest, HH recently read about how it can grant any wish (one per person). she wont tell you what she is wishing for though.
>HH says she can defend you from any wild monster girls, but you still have your concerns
>before your houses exit line of sight it starts pouring all of the sudden!
>you both run back to your house.
>after you dry her off you two spend the rest of the day doing things at your house
>its a good day
>AGE 19
>you two have just moved into your own house together, rented for now.
>HH keeps talking about future plans, anyone else would find how fast she is talking annoying but it makes you happy
>its a good day.
>it comes across your mind for just a moment, but you two never got around to going to that wishing pool...
>AGE 21
>your town has been attacked by hostile monsters (regular) today, HH is strong enough to fight them.
>but you got injured pretty bad.
>...
>you are passing out from blood loss
>HH finally kills the last monster and turns around
>the last thing you see is a facial expression thats a mix of pain, anger, and sadness.
>LATER
>you wake up. the first thing you see is a canopy of trees from below.
>as you come to you realize you are soaked, you are in a pool of glowing water.
>before you can connect the dots HH pounces on you for a hug.
>however the joy is short lived before she is overtaken by sadness
>when you ask whats wrong she says that soon her monster instincts will mature soon, she wont be able to control her sex drive around you.
>her original plan 5 years ago was to wish for her monster instincts to never fully mature. but now that her wish was used its inevitable.
>seeing that the pool works like the legend said, you make the wish. it doesnt take long for her to realize what you did.
>she is mad that you wasted your wish on her because she only revived you out of selfishness, she couldnt bear to lose you.
>you counter with how your wish was also out of selfishness because you couldnt bear to see her sad.
>she blanks for a second before laughing, she then picks you up and starts walking home.
>its a good day

>> No.39643106

>>39643077
hnnngh/10
love it, anon

>> No.39643118

>>39642952
>the fluffocaust
never forget the 6 million shaved tails.

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>>39643118

>> No.39643198
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>>39642211
Imagine having a holst wife who doesn't get horny when you milk her, leading to many calves anyways.

>> No.39643217

>>39643186
jesus fuck thats a lot more cursed than i was thinking.

>> No.39643218

>>39642211
>estrus comes around
>she ovulates one egg for every hour she has to spend there
>has to work overtime

It was nice knowing you anon.

>> No.39643223

>>39643059
I'd rather just move into hers from the start and be a house husband

>> No.39643226 [DELETED] 

>>39643186
Foxes should be shaved, or fed to lamias until they are back to their proper share of monsters

>> No.39643238
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>>39643217
Very terrible to even think about.
>>39643226
Death upon you.

>> No.39643270

>>39643226
Sounds like the cries of losers

>> No.39643276

Imagine a momster getting cucked by some random monster stealing her sonhusband's virginity before she could claim him

>> No.39643286

>>39643223
>danuki tries to scam you into moving in with her
>deflect it by interrupting her and saying you want to move in with her
> hold her hand while saying it [/spoiler[

>> No.39643301

>>39643276
fuck off

>> No.39643308

>>39643238
>>39643270
In fact, do both, shave them first so they go down easier

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https://files.catbox.moe/yzsdam.png
https://files.catbox.moe/vxp7et.png
https://files.catbox.moe/uabfmq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xcpw0d.png

>> No.39643313

Fuck off, and end yourself

>> No.39643324

>>39643223
findom is hot though

>> No.39643341

The best way of becoming a househusband is through a contract with a Demon who didn't expect this outcome.

>> No.39643368

>>39643341
I disagree. The best way to become a house husband is to be eaten by a sandworm

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>>39634203

>> No.39643384

>>39643341
wrong, the best way is to just walk into a monsters house and claim it as your own

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>>39643226
You having posted this multiple times just makes it 10x funnier, because it indicates that there is, in fact, very real salt behind it.

>> No.39643392

>>39643341
Would an overworked, unloved demon burst into tears if you told her you want to take care of her, cook her meals and pamper her after she gets out of work every day?

>> No.39643419

>>39643384
Reverse Nurarihyon is an unorthodox method, but it can pay off.
>>39643392
I sure hope I could be good enough for her and she would accept me.

>> No.39643420

>>39643324
She's dominating the finances either way though

>> No.39643424

>>39643077
cute

>> No.39643427 [DELETED] 

>>39643387
I've simply found a nice solution, foxes should die in the bellies of superior lamias and help them grow into big hag snakes. I get big snakes and we're spared the fox incursion

>> No.39643432
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We foxing?

>> No.39643442

>>39643432
What the fuck are those tails? Is she a mutant?

>> No.39643445

>>39643432
Nah, I'm raccooning

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>>39643432
spooky fox

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>>39643442
They're just patterned.

>> No.39643469

>>39643448
goddamn, love me some nice natural booby divide

>> No.39643472

>>39643448
Those nipples better be inverted.

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>>39642761
One of my favorite vampire pictures. Something about it just gets me.
>>39642770
Gotta make sure that she can get her blood somehow. She just needs a loving husband to help her out.
>>39642808
Nice but I’m not a big fan of trolls. Don’t know what it is just don’t like ‘em.

I offer my own vampire to each of you.

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>>39643445
I wonder if tanuki get mad if you call them raccoons.

>>39643448
That artist has some nice kots too.

>> No.39643491

>>39643474
Man that must've cost a ton to fill that pool with red wine hahaha

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>> No.39643513

>>39643491
Well it’s supposed to be the sky reflecting off the water but ya know. Can be whatever you want to think it is.

>> No.39643534

>>39643500
fat hatter

>> No.39643544

>>39643491
It would have been way to expensive, so she settled on koolaid that was on sale

>> No.39643545

>>39639977
all it takes is a little alcohol to make even the most reserved of the 'human' kansen show their true nature

>> No.39643547

I love fat monsters

>> No.39643553

>>39643312
The fate of anyone caught by a hag.

>> No.39643562

>>39643544
>vampire tries to impress anon with her "blood" pool
>he looks over to see a pile of koolaid packages
>vampire tries to still look smug with a giant blush on her face as the zombie maid carefully removes the trash
well it is impressive in a way

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>>39643500

>> No.39643580

>>39643553
She is just reading him a book in the most efficient way possible that ensures his protection

>> No.39643582

>>39643565
>no reaction
pads

>> No.39643596

>>39643481
Danukis get mad when anon outmaneuvers their financial traps.

>> No.39643603

>>39643565
>>39643582
Don't do this to puffball hatters.

>> No.39643617

>>39643596
>The raccoon fears the innawoods Anon

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>>39643582

>> No.39643689

>>39643617
I can't fall for danuki tricks when I know the dangers of industrial society

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>> No.39643772

>>39643689
I will purposely fall for danuki tricks

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>>39643226
>>39643308
>>39643427
>Actual vorefaggotry

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oh

>> No.39643821

>>39643794
Just let the janitors deal with them

>> No.39643825

>>39642770
>439 years old
>Dresses and acts like a high-schooler
The older they are, the more desperate they get.

>> No.39643864

>>39643803
>you can't stop staring at my body?
>what a perv

>> No.39643869

>>39643794
Did you even play the game?

>> No.39643872

>>39643869
no but you just lost it

>> No.39643882

>>39643872
Epic
But thanks for invalidating your opinion

>> No.39643929

>>39643794
ironic

>> No.39643973

>>39643186
Fox tail tentacles.

>> No.39643976

So these threads are done, right? If over half of it is just going to be this from now on it might as well just be killed off or moved somewhere else.

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>>39634203

>> No.39643996

>>39643976
There needs to be some sort of general exam to prove you've actually played the games and read enough shit before you can post here

>> No.39644002

>>39643976
This isn't the first time mgt is facing issues with retarded outsiders or shit stirrers, people will quickly adapt and learn to handle them.
You'd need something as bizarre as enslaved anon to cause problems for more than a thread or two.

>> No.39644006

>>39643996
the games are not so good

>> No.39644017

>>39643198
>Bushy eyebrows
Gonna milk and breed this cow every day.

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>>39643976
Sorry my bad.
I'm the only Anon here that actually bothers to R&I, and I've been busy with other stuff lately.

I genuinely wish I could teach such a skill to others, but common sense has become a lost and arcane art.

>> No.39644046

>>39643976
It happens whenever the thread is facing a lack of fresh content. Wait a while and things will return to normal.

>> No.39644053

>>39643976
>some anons argue
>the end is nigh
come on now

>> No.39644061

You want argument? Here it is: My waifu can beat your waifu.

>> No.39644062
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39644062

You know what MGE needs? It needs more authors dedicated to the source material. I swear, we only have a couple left now and they're in and out with activity.

>> No.39644064

>>39644036
I don't think it matters, reports don't seem to do anything anymore.

>> No.39644073

>>39644064
Because reporting isn't a gatekeeping tool

>> No.39644074
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>> No.39644095

>>39644046
there was 2 or 3 stories in the past couple days. they were nice.

>> No.39644098

>39644073
Poor, dumb retard-kun...

>> No.39644104

>>39644053
it happened earlier too.
>someone complains about bloodline talk (only nine mentions of bloodlines in the last 20 threads, six of which in the manner he was pissy about and one of which was another complainer.)
>argument breaks out
>someone then gets their panties in a twist at a gacha fox

>> No.39644106

>>39644098
Would you like for me to lie to you instead?

>> No.39644113

>>39644104
feel free to leave, you are not bound here.

>> No.39644127

I am confused and have no idea who is in the wrong here.can we please just talk about cute monster girls instead

>> No.39644133

>>39643992
>You vs the girl your bf told you not to worry about

>> No.39644136
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39644136

>>39644127
of course

>> No.39644137

>>39644104
>Anon is so retarded he thinks just because the shitposters stop for a week or so that means they can keep going in the future
Bloodline talk is fucking cringe and if you try to defend it you're no better than catty fags posting giantess shit.

>> No.39644142
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39644142

HEBI
LOVE

>> No.39644149
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>> No.39644150

>>39644137
Just hide those posts and move on instead of shitting up the whole thread over it, you autist

>> No.39644151

>>39644098
He's right lmao. Mods don't give a fuck about your thread culture, they only care if the rules are broken.

>> No.39644159

>>39644061
Your waifu would be reduced to a pleasure stricken mess, crumpled on the floor and desperately calling out your name as she plunges her own fingers deep into her snatch.
And when you come to her "aid" we will film the resulting escapades and sell them for money on the internet. We will then spend the money on drugs and NFTs

>> No.39644170
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>>39644142
snek too cute

>> No.39644178
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39644178

>>39644142
Your bloodline? oops, all snakes!

>> No.39644198

>>39644150
>just ignore people posting cuckshit
>just ignore people posting giantess garbage
>just ignore people posting furshit
>just ignore people posting futa
>just ignore people posting monster boys
>just ignore people posting actual race garbage
At that point we might as well move this thread to /trash if we're going to let it be a fucking dumping ground of shit.

>> No.39644201

>>39644178
>How many children do you want?
Enough to invade earth

>> No.39644207 [DELETED] 

>>39644198
>furshit
stop insulting my sith wife

>> No.39644211

>>39644207
based sithposter

>> No.39644219
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>39644137
i swear to fucking god i will post about bloodlines in every single god damn thread for the rest of eternity just to fucking spite you if you dont stop shitting up the thread.

>> No.39644236
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39644236

Post a cute image right this instant

>> No.39644242
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>>39644236

>> No.39644246

>>39644219
>I will continue to be an obnoxious shitposting faggot cause you called me out
Go ahead, retard. You'll be no better than that /tg/ giantess faggot.

>> No.39644247

>>39644198
I said report and ignore, dumbfuck.
R&I
Every last one of those posts.
Rip and Iear until it is done.

>> No.39644260
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>>39644236

>> No.39644262

>>39644247
You'll eventually get banned for false reports doing this.

>> No.39644288

>>39644211
I love watching my sith wife get spitroasted.

>> No.39644294
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>>39644262
That is a bloody myth used by shitposters to discourage anyone acting against their bullshit.

>> No.39644308

>>39644136
>Have fox wife, can't look away from my plate of spaghetti because my meatballs will vanish from my plate if I do

>> No.39644310

>>39644294
>"Submitting false or misclassified reports will result in a ban."
Literally says it right underneath the report dialog box.

>> No.39644315
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39644315

what are you supposed to do with the shed skin?

>> No.39644318
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39644318

Look at this dog

>> No.39644328

>>39644310
Don't bother anon, aspies like him don't like change

>> No.39644337

>"called me out"
>"used by shitposters"
oh shit its a schizo. nobody reply to it and it might go away.

>> No.39644340
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>>39644315
fry it then eat it

>> No.39644341
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>> No.39644342

As newly elected president of this demon realm, I hereby declare with this new bill that all dark mages are restrained from being within a mile-radius of all primary/elementary schools in an effort to stop the child trafficking crisis

>> No.39644343

Yeah this thread is done for, well it's been nice knowing you guys.

>> No.39644344

>>39644247
Mods don't do shit, let me repeat myself >>39629253
>>39644262
>>39644310
The only time I ever got in trouble for reporting was when I got the idea of doing it with every post of a flooder, probably a bot, which wasn't a smart move.

>> No.39644345

>>39644310
>>39644294
I've actually had a range ban on reports for years and a general range ban for a while too.
I have no idea what that guy did, but he was sp annoying that he got most of irelands ip addresses banned for about half a year.

>> No.39644350
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39644350

I love my wives!

>> No.39644351
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39644351

>>39644236

>> No.39644354
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39644354

>>39644341

>> No.39644355
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39644355

>>39644310
There is nothing false or misclassified about reporting spam and off-topic.
>pickles
>giantess
>cuckshit
>furryshit
>schzoids in an eternal back-and-forth that lacketh the capacity for self-awareness
I've reported them all in the past.

It seems you newfags would an hero sooner than stand up for yourselves.

>> No.39644358

>>39643226
>>39643308
>>39643427
Extremely based.

I'm not a fox, but I volunteer to go first for uh... because I want to

>> No.39644360

>>39644350
Slimecore wife is cute

>> No.39644364
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39644364

>>39644236

>> No.39644368

>>39644364
poor dragon chan

>> No.39644371

>>39644142
I'd let her vore me

>> No.39644380

>>39644355
What incredible irony that you bitch about things you don't like and become a wannabee gatekeeper, but you're a pedoposter who is probably only the integrity of this thread away from violating federal law

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>>39644368

>> No.39644391
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>>39644236

>> No.39644395

>>39644380
The only people who complain about gatekeeping are the people the gate was meant to keep out.

>> No.39644398
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>pedoposter
Fucking knew that these new faggots are /tg/ niggers. Only place that still spergs out over Baphos.

Reply to this post with your favorite Latenight piece so he shits his pants seething over fun stuff.

>> No.39644400

>>39644383
well, i didnt like my eyebrows anyways

>> No.39644404

>>39644395
I don't think anybody is complaining about the gatekeeping, they're complaining about the autism.

>> No.39644417
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39644417

>>39644398

>> No.39644419
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39644419

Care for a drink?

>> No.39644422

Let snake girls eat you

>> No.39644424
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39644424

>>39644398
Need Comfy cow.

>> No.39644427
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39644427

>>39644380
I don't gatekeep shit.
I just report and ignore.
Why waste a post that could have a cute MG attached?

>> No.39644430

>>39644419
Very cursed

>> No.39644449
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>>39644417
Cute undeads.

>>39644424
Sneak Cows are incredibly dangerous. Their grab is an instant loss!

>> No.39644456
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39644456

>>39644398
Makes me smile

>> No.39644461

>>39644422
Feed them foxes, the fox count goes down and the snake gets fatter, it is an incredible win-win scenario

>> No.39644464 [SPOILER] 
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39644464

You have no argument against this.

>> No.39644467

>>39644456
How did she even do that?

>> No.39644468

>>39644456
why are the heads so wide?
I hate it

>> No.39644471

>>39644449
only third to trolls and wurms and yes, i belive wurms are the cutest girls of MGE

>> No.39644473
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>>39644360
She is!

>> No.39644482

>>39644467
goats exist in defiance of gravity

>> No.39644488
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39644488

>>39644456
>needing a ladder when they could just use magic

>> No.39644501
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hello I come bearing cow

>> No.39644513
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>>39644501

>> No.39644525
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39644525

>>39644449
>instant loss to cow
Oh no!

>> No.39644527
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>>39644513

>> No.39644531

>>39644527
damn, she tall

>> No.39644533
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>>39644525
Truly most terrifying

>> No.39644534
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>>39644527

>> No.39644546
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>>39644534

>> No.39644555
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>>39644546

>> No.39644561
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>>39644525
>Outside of Chickfila's expansion to Zipangu
>Bringing the word of God and Delicious Chicken Sandwiches to Monster Girls

>> No.39644565

>>39644533
That one is the best kind of cow.

>> No.39644569

>>39644561
>BB
Cringe

>> No.39644571
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>>39644555

>> No.39644575

>>39644461
Okay, but I still want be vored by one

>> No.39644576

>>39644342
This out right discrimination. Everyone knows it's the sabbath witches pretending to be kids that are doing the trafficking. Vote for me and we'll get rid of these pseudo-lolis and get those kids back where they belong: in a Christmas cake's basement.

>> No.39644584
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>>39644571
there's also a part 2 (not lewd) but I don't want to spam too much, you know where to look

>> No.39644592
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39644592

>>39644569
BB is a treasure and you know it.

>> No.39644594

>>39644584
part II the dialogue got weird and i didn't get the implications of what was going on.
dunno if it's just a rough translation or what

>> No.39644601

>>39644592
No, he's not. He's an unfunny faggot making shit memes for annoying losers on /tg/.

>> No.39644604

>>39644592
i can only handle recycled jokes so many times

>> No.39644607

>>39644592
BB needs to come back

>> No.39644615

>>39644575
>Operation Fox Feast is enacted
>Succubi and Lamias collaborate to eat as many foxes as they can
>Take scores and compare, brag about who ate the most
>Vorefag husbands see all the foxes and submit themselves in inspiration
>Create a generation of fat Succs and plump snakes which are incredibly marriable and bear dozens of children who can keep the fox population permanently in check
>The fox bitching and scheming finally dies down

>> No.39644618
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39644618

>>39644584
>new couple soon
very nice

>> No.39644621
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>>39644569
>>39644601
>>39644604
Calm down BB, your stuff's not that bad.

>> No.39644628
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39644628

>>39644592
Lel no.
More words than B^Uckley and hasn't got single ounce of funny in his entire body.
Tries so make up for it with Japanese-humor-tier EHHHHHHHH NANIIIIIIII?

>> No.39644631
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>>39644618

>> No.39644632

>>39644592
He's been making the same joke that stopped being funny the second time for a decade now

>> No.39644633

>>39644621
Are you retarded? He's shit don't try to lump me in with some annoying fuck.

>> No.39644648

>>39644628
man, i want a Cheshire wife sometimes but then I remember bogies exist

>> No.39644650

>>39644615
Again, this is nice and all, but I also want a lamia to vore me; same-size or giantess, both work for me. I hope I get a turn with one of the snakes

>> No.39644657

>>39644592
one time funny, two times not.
three(+) times fucking annoying.

>> No.39644663
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39644663

Imagine being a /tg/fag so starved for art that appeals to their autistic obsession with real world nonsense in monster girl settings that they go to someone like BB for their pandering.

>> No.39644664

>>39644615
>>39644650
go back to /d/

>> No.39644670

>>39644631
such scrawny wings

>> No.39644672
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>> No.39644675

shut the fuck and tell me seeing a extremely thicc hag Jianshi jukmping around woulnt be the hottest thing you would see especially if her qiapo barely fits

>> No.39644676

>>39644664
R&I

>> No.39644689

>>39644584
proof that casual clothing is superior

>> No.39644710
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>> No.39644711
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>>39644676
Mods are illiterate, they can only look at pictures.

>> No.39644727

>>39644710
hmmmmm... this fox is older than she seems also is lazy

>> No.39644740

>>39644710
Something looks different about this fox..

>> No.39644747
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39644747

I recommend hitting on young pear-shaped monsters and groping their fat butts and thighs.

>> No.39644749

>>39644711
>jannies let shitposters shit up the thread for hours
>the second a nipple is posted it get's deleted in less than two minutes

>> No.39644750

>>39644727
>>39644740
C'mon now, would Ran really trick you?
Don't answer that.

>> No.39644756

>>39644750
>spoiler
and if I do?

>> No.39644757
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39644757

>>39644750
>Don't answer that.
I will

>> No.39644763

>>39644757
I sense danger.

>> No.39644767

>>39644749
I just delete the picture myself cause I don't feel like actually getting banned. I wonder if a report remains in this case.

>> No.39644778
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39644778

>>39644675
Disgusting. I hope you get cornered by a lithe one that uses you to warm up.

And then her surprising flexibility and athleticism ends up letting her milk you dry. Also, aphrodisiac claws.

>> No.39644781

>>39644767
you play strange games

>> No.39644797

>>39644767
still though the point remains

>> No.39644802

>>39644757
Foxes with that red whatever near their eyes and makeup are sexy but i dont know why
>>39644778
wont be able to get it up

>> No.39644803

Submit to danuki plutocracy

>> No.39644807
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>>39644778
>Lithe Jiangshi rapes a man after hearing him talk about dumb cowtits
>Mamano Mana ends up giving her exactly that
poor hopper...

>> No.39644810
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>>39644710
Dumb gaphag needs to just play things straight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPMgCFHQY4g

>> No.39644828

what happens when runaway anon's dragon finally catches up with him?

>> No.39644841
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39644841

>>39644781
Maybe. At worst I just win nothing.
>>39644797
Yes, past experience tells me that if I let it stay, the only difference is I'd get a break from the thread.

>> No.39644842

>>39644828
Rape

>> No.39644847
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>>39644802
>wont be able to get it up
THAT'S WHAT THE CLAWS ARE FOR

>> No.39644853
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>>39644802
foxy tricks for attracting mates

>> No.39644857
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>>39644802
It's called eye liner, anon.

>> No.39644859

does anybody have that hellhound breaking poster

>> No.39644866
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39644866

>>39644807
>she became the very thing she hated
>>39644847
its down to even my brainstem that only hags mkae me erect
>>39644857
as you can tell im not the sharpest tool in the sheed

>> No.39644869
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39644869

>>39644828
Inescapable Hug Technique.

>> No.39644901
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>>39644853
seems like jianshis also learned this tech

>> No.39644931
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39644931

>>39644866
>>39644901
Beware, anons. Not every Hopper is easy to spot as dangerous. Sometimes they'll hop right up and just go for what seems like a simple hug, that's when they'll strike!

>> No.39644949

>>39644931
a good tech to beat this is swivel around quickly behind them then hug and run while keeping the hopper in hand

>> No.39644954
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39644954

>>39644828
duel of the age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhHeGZoWl0g
followed swiftly by >>39644869

>> No.39644956

>>39644853
The trick is that the makeup hides her crow's feet.

>> No.39644958

>>39644869
Sandworm's inescapable hug technique is superior if you ask me

>> No.39644966
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39644966

>>39644859
This one?

>> No.39644973

>>39644954
>anon denies his dragon her purpose
how cruel of him

>> No.39644979

>>39644966
no the one that looks like the buck breaking poster but with a hellhound

>> No.39644981

>>39644954
She can't make me be a knight. I just want to stay inside and read!

>> No.39644982

>>39644966
think he means Bark Breaking

>> No.39644988

>>39644931
grab the tag and write docile and breedable on it

>> No.39644999

>>39644973
her new purpose is childbearing

>> No.39645008

>>39644981
this fate was decided for you at birth anon, you don't get a say

>> No.39645014
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39645014

>>39644999

>> No.39645029

>>39645008
if she wants that from me, well i will wear motley and force her to do so as well

>> No.39645052

>>39644954
>Anon facing off against the Dragon Knight he got paired with at the edge of Dragonia's territory
>After losing and getting ran through wakes up buried in crying Dragon titty

>> No.39645059

>>39645008
It's my life and I choose to spend it not being a knight

>> No.39645066
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39645066

>>39644973

>> No.39645075

>>39645059
not if she has something to say about it

>> No.39645104
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39645104

Saturday is caturday. Let felines into your bed.

>> No.39645112

>>39645104
i'll not abide such tomfoolery

>> No.39645115

>>39645104
Cats have smelly breath. So no.

I'll stick with sandworm

>> No.39645118

>>39637843
>can I get that coffee with semen?
>sorry, I meant semen
>whoops, I meant cum
>I mean-

>> No.39645122
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39645122

>>39645014
Yes

>> No.39645125
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39645125

?

>> No.39645142

>>39645104
nah unless shes a jianshi, dont want her

>> No.39645145

>>39645125
! !

>> No.39645146

Would you be the Tom to a tomboy tomcat neko so you can enjoy some nice tomfoolery together?

>> No.39645151

>>39645112
Yes, you are indeed a Tom and you will be fooling around quite a bit with her.

>> No.39645165
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39645165

>>39645145
! !

>> No.39645184

>>39645104
Shit I thought it was Raturday. I'm supposed to nap with Dormouse today.

>> No.39645202
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>>39645165
It was all over when the demon lord gave 'em them beans

>> No.39645204

>>39645165
Tickle the paw pads

>> No.39645213

>>39645184
Nap with sleep mouse >>> Anything with meme cat

>> No.39645230

>>39645104
i follow the new rules set by the demonlord,
clownerday

>> No.39645237
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39645237

>>39645165
I want to be wrapped in a big pawed, fluffy hug.

>> No.39645278

>>39645237
>pic
This but with sandworm and lip locking

>> No.39645317
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39645317

>> No.39645349

>>39645317
>Another Anon lost to pizza delivery attrition
RIP

>> No.39645352

>>39645317
>pizza on the bed
What a slob.

>> No.39645358

>>39645352
Sounds like my kinda girl.

>> No.39645373

>>39645317
This man failed pizza delivery boot camp. Rule one is to never enter the house

>> No.39645384
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39645384

>>39645349
The siren's song of pizza has ruined many men

>> No.39645399
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39645399

They are coming. It is too late to run or hide, but try anyways, they enjoy the struggle as much as the actual rape

>> No.39645421

>>39645317
They don't want you to know this any delivery boy is also the product that is being delivered to the client

>> No.39645424

>>39645349
>it took 14 souls to get a delivery into THE REDZONE

>> No.39645427

>>39645399
Gonna hide under a blanket with a cutout for my dick.

>> No.39645453

>>39645399
It might be too late to run or hide but it isn't too late to fortify

>> No.39645551

>>39645399
Just kiss them back and say I love you too, it will destroy their immersion and make the rape into lovey dovey rape. Deny them theirfantasy

>> No.39645557

>>39645421
Send me to the Sabbath then. I love my pizza with cheese

>> No.39645591

>>39645557
Nope, straight to hagville

>> No.39645699

Fuck your adoptive momster

>> No.39645721
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39645721

>>39645591
>delivering pizza to hagville
>ever house is answered by a barely clothed hag who just "happens" to be in a string bikini or open robe
>keep trying to get you to bring the pizza inside cause "they need a strong young man to carry those pizzas"
>each tip comes with their phone number and lipstick kiss mark
>always have to watch the bushes as the neighbor hags might try to ambush you
truly a dangerous job

>> No.39645736
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39645736

>>39644142
Hebi love?
HEBI LOVE!

>> No.39645745

>>39645699
Now that's just uncalled for.

>> No.39645758

I hope there is a lilim that wrestles demon beasts while naked.

>> No.39645759

>>39645745
No, pull down her panties and lay down some serious pipe and rearrange her plumbing

>> No.39645778

>>39645758
There are probably multiple

>> No.39645782

>>39645721
The arahane hags are the worst, always setting up traps and gloating to enter, and don't get me started on the wights

>> No.39645788

My life fucking sucks
I'd even do a slug at this point

>> No.39645791

>>39645591
that's where all the cute little mage girls live.
thanks anon

>> No.39645819

>>39645736
Let hebi vore you!

>> No.39645822

>>39645791
Nope, you going straight to where the meatiest and meanest hags live, just so you know, they like corrupting kids like you, see ya later, loser

>> No.39645830

>>39645788
What about a cu sith?

>> No.39645837
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39645837

>>39645453
>little pig, little pig, let me in! I'll be gentle, I promise!

>> No.39645860
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39645860

>>39645788
Based.

>> No.39645864

>>39645778
I hope that at least one of them is the "ohoho" type.
I love the idea of a proud and elegant noblewoman that wrestles beasts for fun.

>> No.39645869

>>39645830
cute loyal doggo is bad?

>> No.39645877
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39645877

>>39645384
this isnt what I ordered

>> No.39645878

Fuck off furry nastard. Go to fucking trash

>> No.39645881

>>39645782
the wight hags have spooky manors that hide many undead hags
just don't mention how old the house looks as they will take it as calling them old

>> No.39645895

>>39645881
And they make you trek through the old manison to give the pizza to the right undead

>> No.39645897

>>39645869
Well, she's furry, so there's that. I know most everyone here doesn't like the sith girls.

I can agree that cait sith sucks. But cu Sith are genuinely good girls at heart. I could get over my hatred of furry for a good, pure of heart girl like that

>> No.39645899

>>39645837
>hellhound tries to get in through the chimney
>gets stuck with her lower half sticking out of the bottom

>> No.39645905

>>39645837
I'm getting the hose if she calls me a pig

>> No.39645910
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>>39645104
It's already Nunday, silly cat.

>> No.39645911
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>>39645736
Hebis are the minibosses you have to defeat before you're allowed to take on the real boss.

>> No.39645934

>>39645910
It's still raturday here

>> No.39645941
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39645941

>>39645877
You ordered the meat lovers correct?

>> No.39645950

>>39645736
Hebi identical twin sisters who monopolize all of my free time and ward away other thieving whores.

>> No.39645960

>>39645895
>"Yes dear, you must go into the basement. Ms. Ghoul can get quite...restive..when she is hungry"
>anon can only frown as he prepares himself for the horrors the lie in the dark basement

>> No.39645977
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39645977

Eventually you learn that she always cared for you from the shadows

>> No.39645982

>>39645950
Only one hebi for me that monopolizes all my time, wards off all other females, human, monster and animal, and speed eats me when she can't ward them off

>> No.39645987

I suppose it's win-win to me if I let a Shirohebi know I prefer muscular women.

>> No.39645998

>>39645977
>the void grows curious

>> No.39646007

>>39645960
i picked the wrong day to wear my uniform, fuck. lets hope I can at out run them

>> No.39646071

>>39646007
>out running busty ghosts
>dodging dive bombing CC bats
>jumping over empty ice cream containers and F cup bras
>sliding under meaty zombie hugs
>make it to ms ghoul in record time
>she is still trying to pick out an outfit to seduce you with
will you quietly leave the pizza there? or politely let her know you are there?hags are just young girls at heart after all

>> No.39646098

>>39646071
Well I have a boner in my pants and my last name is Amante de los muertos, so you know whats happening nexr

>> No.39646099

Ghouls like fat guys

>> No.39646107

>>39645788
Slugs just need an art update and they'll be fine. Look at what KC did with Matango.

>> No.39646128

>>39646099
They like to "eat" men. They're gluttonous. So the bigger the man, the better

>> No.39646131

>>39646107
I don't even think Giant Slug profile looks bad. Not that I wouldn't welcome a rework, redrawn Matango looks much better, even if they're still not for me.

>> No.39646133
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39646133

>>39645998

>> No.39646143

>>39646128
>fat Anon gets "eaten" by faceless ghouls

>> No.39646163

>>39646099
>>39646143
i have a fucking disdain and bitter hatred of fatasses.

>> No.39646195

>>39646163
Throw the fatfags to the ghouls then, or to the sandworms or whatever other gluttonous girl

>> No.39646199

>>39646163
I don't know about your situation, but the group that hates fat people the most is formerly fat people who got in shape.

>> No.39646207

>>39646199
thats me. You can change your weight also hate them for how much they shit up good doujins

>> No.39646209
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>>39634203

>> No.39646213
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39646213

>>39646163
>he doesn't like fat asses

>> No.39646240

>>39646213
dont twist my words, damn cheshire

>> No.39646291

whats her appeal?

>> No.39646292

>>39646213
Cheshfield, be careful with the fabric of reality.

>> No.39646298

>>39646163
Same.
>>39646199
Not me, I've been skinny my entire life, I just hate disgusting lazy excuse making fats.
>>39646207
Japan doujin authors have massively shit taste, it's insane that the same country that produced KC also produces some of the worst garbage on the planet.

>> No.39646317

>>39646291
Hot, slimy, erotic mouth. I have a tongue fetish so there's that too. She's also a living drill which is pretty cool

>> No.39646319
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39646319

>>39646291
Big milky tits and a gentle disposition.

>> No.39646327

>>39646291
is clown, can and will honk
is soft, mouth pussy, and is like a bed
Is a boring machine, motherly, very big

>> No.39646340
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39646340

>>39646291
stronk
fluff and feathers
has that typical monstergirl personality of super loving and also very protective on top of it

>> No.39646342

>>39646291
>whats her appeal?
UOOOOHHHHHH

>> No.39646343
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>>39646291
Ass and tittys and a personality.

>> No.39646363

>>39646291
>>39646319
HUGE tracts of land.

>> No.39646373

You ever just wake up in the middle of the night with your wife, and you two just fuck to tire yourselves out to rest again?

>> No.39646376 [SPOILER] 
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39646376

>>39646343
>no footjob potential

>> No.39646377

>>39646319
oh give me a home where the buffalo roam...

>> No.39646379
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39646379

>>39646291
big lizard

>> No.39646385

>>39646373
No, because she's not real

>> No.39646395

>>39646163
based

>> No.39646401
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39646401

>>39646291
Wholesome, corrupted, and blue

>> No.39646406

>39646395
if you got something to say other that? You dont? Then fuck off

>> No.39646412

>>39646406
seether harder porky

>> No.39646413

>>39646376
full image required

>> No.39646433

39646412
you ever looked in the mirror? Im the one who hates fat asses and see such a faggot right in front of me, now fuck right off

>> No.39646436

>>39646413
Baphomet554a in the gallery

>> No.39646437

>>39646406
>>39646433
FAT LMAO

>> No.39646445

>>39646436
Thank you kind kind friend

>> No.39646449
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39646449

fat tails, post 'em

>> No.39646463

>>39646291
Jinko is the perfect blend of femininity and strength.

>> No.39646471

>>39646433
seethe

>> No.39646474

>>39646291
She loves me back

>> No.39646485

>>39646474
i dont believe you

>> No.39646490
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39646490

The hag flayer is too strong

>> No.39646495
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39646495

>>39646449

>> No.39646511

>>39646495
That tail has a cute girl.

>> No.39646519

>>39646511
Kinda like that gigamofu pic.

>> No.39646542
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39646542

How much alcohol is required to make this specimen certified drunk?

>> No.39646543
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39646543

milk vampires

>> No.39646558

>>39646543
My mistress has supped upon the blood of cows for too long.
Custom bras are now mandatory and she's incidentally acquired quite the impressive back muscles.

>> No.39646564
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>>39646449

>> No.39646573
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>>39646291
Classy and elegant
Mesmerizing design
Coolsmug
Big hat
Funny shroom

>> No.39646575
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39646575

>walk up to hellhound childhood friend
>do pic related
>walk away

>> No.39646583

>>39646575
*former friend

>> No.39646591

>>39646583
*rapist

>> No.39646602
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39646602

>>39646291
Probably the same reason I'm interested in guns an knives, I'm scared of getting killed while walking in the woods or during a home break in.

>> No.39646604

>>39646575
You shouldn't go around getting monsters wet like that. Who knows what could happen

>> No.39646611
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39646611

>>39646575
Don't bull the heckwan!

>> No.39646620

>>39646542
A single shot of cider

>> No.39646679
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39646679

>>39646291
She is her mastah’s everything

>> No.39646685

>>39646583
>>39646591
*soon to be rapist

>> No.39646689
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39646689

tell me why are undead the cutest

>> No.39646699

>>39646575
Kobolds turn into hellhounds when they don't have a real father figure in their lives, why torture these poor dogs even further?

>> No.39646704

>Matango are busty compared to most monsters from storing up nutrients and sleeping the whole day
What is shroom milk like?

>> No.39646717
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>>39646689
I like the undead because coaxing evidence of my cold, usually expressionless wife's love out is my favorite pasttime

>> No.39646723

>>39646620
Oh no, now I imagine Arch demons in alert mode chasing an intoxicated Lilim all around Lescatie castle because the cooking staff moistened up today´s cake for dessert with some sherry.

>> No.39646731
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39646731

>>39646717
me too, my favorite thing to do is mess with my lich senseis experiment and see her turm purple

>> No.39646735

How do you tell a hebi she got the wrong guy and the whole destined fate thing is a scam without angering her?

>> No.39646736

>>39646704
Mushroom soup sounds pretty good.

>> No.39646737

>>39646689
Once you get thier hearts pumping they have lovely blue blushes.

>> No.39646742

>>39646735
Just let her down gently. She'll understand.

>> No.39646758

>>39646583
You don't get it, she pushed me down and attempted to mount me. She started dry humping my whole body
It's only fair I spray her with Bitch Control™

>> No.39646767

>>39646737
remember to make your undead wife blush

>> No.39646769

Amateur writefag here. Here's my futa smut story. If you have feedback on stuff I could improve upon it would be appreciated.


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l80HqIxRka2ap9qO8CcuHm21v9tZPgn64bG-zPASSlg/edit?usp=drivesdk

>> No.39646780

>>39646769
>futa
Please leave

>> No.39646790
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39646790

>>39646758
Should spray yourself then, you need it more than anyone else.

>> No.39646807

>>39646769
Yeah I have feedback: Fuck off faggot

>> No.39646817
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39646817

>>39646689
they are just best in everything

>> No.39646827

>>39646817
Gonna leave those two pregnant and bloated.

>> No.39646829

>>39646817
would be better if they were older

>> No.39646843

>>39646769
Die violently.

>> No.39646891

>>39646780
>>39646807
>>39646843
Stop wasting (you)s

>> No.39646892

need to draw a jianshi thats ultra thicc hopping around but my hands dont want to, help me

>> No.39646899

>>39646769
futa niggers out, there is your feedback.

>> No.39646931

>>39646689
The breast enhancement goes well but there's yet more work to be done.

>> No.39646933

>>39646769
Consider suicide.
>>39646891
May as well before he starts samefagging due to lack of attention.

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>> No.39646949

>>39646938
i think they replace the water wurm with an actual one

>> No.39646956
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39646956

>>39646938
well the news would never lie to me right?

>> No.39646986

I swear, undead harems have the most natural feel to them despite the variety you can have.

Beastmen feel like they need to be of the same species.

>> No.39646995

>>39646949
I bet she could do a good job if she was given the powers.

>> No.39647028
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>>39646986
>Not playfully teasing your multi species beast harem about their differences

>> No.39647032

>>39646986
Consider loli harem.
The strangest harem to me is the nightgaunt nacha guy. It seems like that wouldn't fly since both want the husband transformed most of the time.

>> No.39647040

>>39646543
Her breasts have grown so large they have become exposed to the sun. Surely no sun hat or umbrella can cover such a glaring weakness. How can we stop this problem plaguing the vampire community?

>> No.39647046

>>39646986
undead harems as easy to get too
just walk into a graveyard or spooky mansion

>> No.39647047

>>39647040
embrace it and have fat titted gyaru vamps

>> No.39647053

>>39644198
report them instead of filling thread up with shitflinging that just magnifies it, maybe?

>> No.39647059

>>39647046
i really want to wake up in one spoopy mansion

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>>39647059
who knows what horrors lie in the spoopy mansion

>> No.39647071

>>39647040
temporary solution: drink ALL the milk to reduce their size a bit
permanent (and profitable) solution: sell boob window covers.

>> No.39647072

>>39644592
that fox, like many of his other girls, is lovely.
the joke(s) are fucking moronic

>> No.39647077

>>39647070
>its filled with undead maids and has a chapel with undeadn nuns
Imma have some fun exploring first

>> No.39647079

>>39646611
Heckwans deserved to be bullied.
the earthshattering rape that happens afterwards is a bonus

>> No.39647095

>>39647070
>this is the first thing you see after you awaken in a weird room
>Seeing a wight blush, a lich being extra cute and a banshee smiling and crying that your awake
I would be so happy that I would forget to ask where the hell am I

>> No.39647113

How Did mgs Get So Huge?

>> No.39647115

>>39644901
>>39644866
Imagine them hopping with those fat boobs.

>> No.39647116

>>39647028
It does feel like it 'fits' as easily as you have more of a menagerie of beast creatures while undead still feel on point/cohesive.

>>39647032
Loli harem is more a bodytype harem and that one does feel decently natural but is also less cohesive feeling than "All undead". Unless they are all part of a sabbath branch but that makes it feel more like Sabbath is the theme.

>> No.39647122

>>39647070
>Wake up one day in a bedroom that is very unlike the one you know you fell asleep in
>Turns out that your three times great grandfather signed the body and soul of one of his decedents over to a Lich in exchange for power
>Said Lich is now finally collecting on that deal by having you become the husband to her and her minions

>> No.39647124

>>39647113
metal gear solid?

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Kot

>> No.39647137

>>39647115
thats how they get ya, you look at their tits that seem to get bigger with each hop when in reality, they are getting closer

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>>39647124
Questions?

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>>39646689
Because impregnating dead bodies and making them give birth is just an irresistible desire

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>White Horn-san, what are your thoughts on the new Cuddle Cafe in Winterstown?

>> No.39647163

>>39646689
>Good evening students, yes, sorry I'm late...
>Anyway back to our discussion in the previous lecture, the properties of Ghoul saliva...

>> No.39647177

>>39647161
>Ara ara~

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>>39647077
>manage to defeat the headmaid and mother superior bosses
>now have to go through the barracks stage
hope you like warrior undead

>> No.39647189

>>39647161
Nice monster girl picture, retard.

>> No.39647199

>>39647179
it would be very cute and i would treat them like old ladies that need to be helped acrossed the street

>> No.39647209

>>39647161
cute deer

>> No.39647256

>>39647179
i wont defeat anyone, Im kinda lonley so i'd much rather talk and have some company

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>>39647116
Loli harem needs a subtype if cohesion is needed, like "all combat girls or adventurers" or "all msgk" or "all high class"

>> No.39647276

>>39647268
>all high class
I'm going to undo her side-tie to bring her down a peg.

>> No.39647285

>>39647179
They will see the power of the impreggo style like the maid and nun before them

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>> No.39647341

>>39647325
Berd?

>> No.39647345

>>39647325
>angel taunting the sabbath, 20XX colorized

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>>39647285
>anon just leaves a trail of cum stuffed undead as he advances through the spoopy mansion
>doesn't realize that was the goal of the mistress of the house
>now she'll have double, nay, triple the amount of undead to overrun the surrounding villages
foolish anon

>> No.39647371

>>39647356
it wont matter as long im dumber that a rock and cant follow orders as welll as fucking the intelligence out of her

>> No.39647374

>>39647325
Damn angels

>> No.39647385

>>39647356
>"overrun" to her just means making charitable contributions and cultural exchanges to make them more comfortable around Undead and show that monsters aren't all scary
>Decades later Queen Wight and King Anon make a dedicated month to touring their kingdom and celebrating their daughter's birthdays and throwing anniversary parties for them and their husbands

>> No.39647391

The second time I'm doing something naughty with a Jinko it has to be a handjob from her.

>> No.39647437

>>39647356
>the dumb corpse forgets that she'll fall to the same fate, making a silly face, having her womb filled with baby batter

>> No.39647465

>>39647391
what are some girls for that

>> No.39647484

>>39647465
Troll, Gnome, Dorome, Bogie
big hands for a reason

>> No.39647485

>>39647179
I want to make children with the undead

>> No.39647490

>>39647437
One of my hottest fantasies is my wight wife telling me just how much of a betrayal to humanity I'm committing to by impregnating her. Seeing her cruel, gorgeous expression, hearing her seductive voice as she pushes me to knock her up and give in to pleasure over the solemn duty I have to curb her evil.
Then curling up with me after the fact to pillow talk some names for our soon to be princess

>> No.39647524

>>39647485
>t. GG Allen.

>> No.39647534
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I don’t have any witty joke or fun greentext
Just this hellhound pic

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>>39647534
>Momster has to go to work, hires a new sitter
>It's this Hellwan

>> No.39647547

>>39647490
one of mine is stealing one away from a ball and fucking her as she tries to tell me that a commoner shouldnt do this

>> No.39647563

>>39647547
>"How dreadful! How dare you sully my noble body with your poor commoner phallus!"
>despite this the wight is leg wrapping you and has heart pupils

>> No.39647573

what do you call a hellhound if shes not in hell?

>> No.39647576

>>39647545
She looks like a nice girl. If she was my babysitter, I'd give her a hug when it's time for her to go home.

>> No.39647596

>>39647563
>all the seething noble monsters wishing that they got a dashing rouge at night
>leaving the windows open and putting on their makeup before going to bed

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>>39647576
>Anon is unwittingly a peace offering between two rival hellhound packs

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>>39647576
Oh I would be hugging her the entire time not just as she is leaving.

>> No.39647609

>>39647573
>It is purported that originally these monsters were created as guard dogs by a certain god of the underworld
It implies it's the same deal as with Cerberus, which means she's not in hell, just guarding hell's gate.

>> No.39647614

>>39647545
>she was hired cause shes the biggest spagetthi spiller
>also very socially inpet and has one of those squiggly line smiles

>> No.39647620

>>39647597
Anon's new name is "Chew Toy"

>> No.39647624

>>39647609
so she's a phony?

>> No.39647651

>>39647624
Mental shortcut. Hellhound rolls off the tongue better than Hellguardhound.

>> No.39647656

hellhounds smell and are basic

>> No.39647676

>>39647596
>burglar anon sneaks into undead noble house
>as he is looking through some drawers he hears someone clear their throat
>scared, he turns around to find a sleeping vampire with her body exposed
>seeing that she is asleep, he turns around to his potential spoils
>he hears an irritated throat clear and he turns around again
>this time the sleeping vampire is face down ass up with ass pointing to him with a little wiggle
>freaked out, anon decides to cut his losses and leave
>as he closes the door, he swore he could hear an angry "Tch!" from inside

>> No.39647700

>>39647676
dumb vamp didnt put sexy time gas in her room

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>> No.39647734

>>39647705
what is this nun schemeing

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>>39647189
Is this more your style?

>> No.39647745
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>>39647614
>>socially inpet
Good girl!

>> No.39647754

>>39647740
In Fox form today miss?

>> No.39647762

fuck off furfaggot

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>>39647604
Someone wants to be her chew toy

>> No.39647775

fuck off with that offtopic pic

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my wife's jubbies are the besties

>> No.39647810

I want to whore myself out for Alp women

>> No.39647812

>>39647807
>Smug birb literally unstoppable

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>>39647754
Sometimes they just want to unwind a bit.

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>>39634203

>> No.39647871

>>39647810
Don't be a whore, be a husband!

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>>39647810

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>>39647879
lewd goat

>> No.39647897

are you still discovering the truth of mgs?

>> No.39647922

>>39647896
touch puffy vulva

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>>39647897
I already have they aren't real

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>>39647897
In a way.
I've delved into things most would consider... unwise.

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Spiders are natural allies to humanity, and it's time we pay them back by marrying them.

>> No.39647964

>>39647897
In a way mgs bring me greate suffering

>> No.39647973
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>>39647896
Soon to be mom goat

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>> No.39647985

>>39647937
Fuck no, spiders are fucking terrifying.

>> No.39647986

>>39647977
She's a phony
A big fat phony

>> No.39648016

>>39647964
Great suffering, in knowing what could be, yet isn't.

>> No.39648031

>>39647897
I’ve delved deep into the longing within my mind with the wish of such a love to exist. Is it worth going further into madness and pushing for some hopeful false belief in such a reality of persons existence if it will never be. It’ll be the decision that helps conclude whether it is better to stay in a partially fabricated reality or accept the world as it is and simply enjoy the bittersweet escapism that is provided by the thought of her.

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>>39647985
They're cute!

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>>39647762
You're mean

>> No.39648052

>>39648035
Spider maid cleans my ceiling and gives me surprise hugs from above.

>> No.39648054

What abutt fairies

>> No.39648063

>>39647937
I wish to make love to her talons and pedipalps as a sign of trust

>> No.39648065

>>39648035
They're absolutely fucking not. For all I know they're just hiding a disgusting spider face and their creepy fucking limbs and way of moving are fucking awful.

I'd rather kill myself than go anywhere near a spider woman.

>> No.39648095

>>39647973
big milky tidders

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>>39646769
Damn, no feedback? Guess I'll just put this on lite erotica or someplace else.

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>>39648054

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>>39634203

>> No.39648155

>>39648103
bait

>> No.39648163

>>39648155
no shit

>> No.39648171

>>39648155
Then why did you bite it?

>> No.39648175

>>39648171
calling out is not biting

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what's everyone doing tonight? me? currently playing god hand while thinking about jub snugs.

>> No.39648221

>>39648210
>what's everyone doing tonight?
learning pytorch

>> No.39648226

>>39648210
Transcribing Pathfinder 2e stuff for my friends to read/learn.
Chilling while listening to a storm outside.

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>>39648054

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>>39648210
Rogue Legacy 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVCAy9C5G4w

>> No.39648253

>>39648210
Wishing that I could lock eyes with my Shog wife in reality while working on improving my drawing.

>> No.39648268

>>39648210
doing prepwork for my riddle of steel game tomorrow

>> No.39648277

>>39648210
thinking about sharkgirls and doing prepwork for my riddle of steel game tomorrow

>> No.39648287

>>39648268
>>39648277
didn't mean to doublepost

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>> No.39648514

are the old pastebin stories lost forever?

>> No.39648531

>florida phantom declares war on reality

>> No.39648535

>>39648210
playing hotline miai 2 hardmode

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alright, goodnight anons, have nice dreams. :)

>> No.39648597

>>39648514
I just checked at my stories are still up.

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>>39648210
I have suddenly developed an interest in mermaids and their variants.

>> No.39648622

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the rains bring out certain girls that want to enjoy it.
Like wife slimes or mucus toads.

>> No.39648683

>>39648531
>>39648531
Based Floridaghost. Reality is shit and deserves it.

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>>39648619
Brushing shark teeth!

>> No.39648840

>>39648823
they're just going to fall out anyways

>> No.39648850

Clarify and fact check me again if it is true that male monsters before the era of monstergirls become human males or incubi when current demon lord Lilith came to power and monstergirls became a thing? So a male vampire who is married or loving to his vampire wife just becomes a human male/incubus while his wife is now a more beautiful and sexy vampire?

>> No.39648876

>>39648850
generally speaking that only happened if they had a pre-existing relationship. many of them are now women and some monster species were already female only.
it's best not to think too hard about it.

>> No.39648896

>>39648619
>>39648823
I really liked the /a/ comics that were made when this threads was still there using all the alternative girls of the mediocre Crab's MG manga

>> No.39648964

>>39648876
>generally speaking that only happened if they had a pre-existing relationship

>Big scary monster/demon couple that so happen to be a male and woman partner
>Then comes Lilith turning monsters into prettier sexy women
>Turns out any male monsters that are in a marital partner or pre-existing relationship, instead become Incubi, which are indistinguishable from regular human men and look exactly like human men
>The monster wives now sexy super models are in excited glee that their husbands are handsome or cute little human boys that get to lovingly tease or carry
>A vampire wife lovingly teasing her husband-now-turned-MGE Incubus for being a "lowly human man"

The romantic comedy scenarios would be great.

>> No.39649109

I just want an harpy gf to suck her nipples and sit on my face

>> No.39649179

>>39648210
I beat that thing

Your Elden Ring

>> No.39649232

>>39648210
Playing Monster Hunter. Made my Character after one of my wives.

>> No.39649279
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more hounds
never enough hounds

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>>39649279
your duty to make more hounds

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>>39649279
Ruining Mrs Hellwans Muscular body with litters of children. A side effect is she is no longer able to chase you so you have to slow down a little so she doesn't get suspicious.

>> No.39649348

>>39646291
i like crabs

>> No.39649363

>>39649314
>hellhound tries to chase her husband
>having many liters has taken her toll and she has to take a brake after a couple of minutes
>husband brings her a water bottle and rubs her back while she rests
>she stutters out a thank you has she gets embarrassed at her failing
>husband kisses her on the nose and tells her not to worry

>> No.39649371

>>39646291
Living clothing/symbiotes are cool.

>> No.39649379

>>39646291
mushrooms are very squishy
also what >>39646573 said

>> No.39649488

>>39646573
what i like most about ms hatter is her piercing, intense gaze. whereas many iterations of madness manifest in erratic, unfocused behaviors hers is deliberate, methodical and fixated.
also hat

>> No.39649620

>Younger sister is much bigger than the older
We need more of this, especially with minos.

>> No.39649647

>>39645151
>Tommy Lee Jones quote
>Tom
Was that intentional?

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So I saw the Avatar 2 trailer and now I want to go diving with ladies of a watery persuasion.

>> No.39649734

>>39646938
Not gonna lie I am not a fan of some of LN's recent art, I feel the widened proportions have become somewhat flanderized at this point.

>> No.39649774

>>39647869
>gachashit
>>39647879
>>39647896
>genshit
Yikes! CRINGE

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>>39649734
That one's pretty old though.

>> No.39649802

i just want to a kikimora to comfort me and tell me I did a good job surviving

>> No.39649852

>>39649705
how is staff a personality? not that dragon is much more helpful.

>> No.39649873

>>39649717
Avatar 2 has a trailer now?

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>>39649802
>A survivor huh? You're the last of a dying breed anon

>> No.39649917

>>39649873
I'd give you the link but the site thinks it's spam.
Go to this tweet and click the link in the top reply
https://twitter.com/WillEnVivoHDBU/status/1520582610543689731

>> No.39649962
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This fucking artist

This fucking girl

>> No.39649992

>>39649962
transparent clothes strike again

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It's time for sleeping.

>> No.39650007

>>39649992
Fucking

The fact that I keep making this mistake tells me I like these pictures for more than sexualnessitivity

>> No.39650051

>>39650007
No no, please, post it again. I missed it.

>> No.39650055

>>39650004
>Cuddling a warm girl on a cold night
>Cuddling a cold girl on a warm night
Damn it all...

>> No.39650063
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39650063

>>39650051
Just look in the usual places it was just posted

>> No.39650580

>>39650055
Need cold girl

>> No.39650888

>>39644062
I try, granted im a tad loose with some dragon stuff but whatever

>> No.39651070

>>39644062
Whaddya mean "dedicated"?

>> No.39651235

imagine tits
there, posted 100 pics
imagine no tits
Posted 100 more

>> No.39651291

>>39644592
Shitpost /tg/artist can't be treasure.

>> No.39651309

>>39651291
I think he's more reddit at this point.

>> No.39651333

>>39644592
I dnt mind the jokes too much, at least he's steered away from ELVES ELVES ELVES as f recent and just making fantasy jokes

>> No.39651415

>>39651291
Also if i remember correctly, he is NTRnigger.

>> No.39651728

>all MGE whores are succubi variants
>succubi take psychic damage from being rejected
>you kill a monstergirl by rejecting her hard enough
>but they'll keep coming for you because these worthless bitch-ass niggas keep smelling the syrup
>head to monstergirl village
>get swarmed by hos
>tell them their life is NOTHING, they serve ZERO PURPOSE
>tell them they should kill themselves NOW
>they take overwhelming psychic damage and die on the spot

Time to become a ||low tier|| god in this setting and no one can stop me.

>> No.39651809

>>39651728
>Anon rejects the first ogre he meets
>She says "that's the spirit"
>And then Anon was reverse mating pressed

>> No.39651849

It'd be hard to reject any monster girl knowing they're all different flavours of perfect

>> No.39651884

What's with the influx of brainlets who confuse the setting with DnD and other trash?

>> No.39651899

>>39651884
It's because mge is too hugbox and it's nice to add some conflict to it

>> No.39651930

>>39651899
Funni KYS edge doesn't count as conflict though.

>> No.39651966

>>39651930
First time I've heard dungeons and dragons be called edgy.

>> No.39651970

>>39651884
They're baiting like the first retard who replied to you

>> No.39651982

How long until we can get a new thread anyway?

>> No.39652043

>>39651982
when this one archives

>> No.39652058

pretty sure you can make a decent action story without going murderhobo

>> No.39652066

>>39651982
Since we're hit the bump and image limit, you can create a new one.
If you're a faggot.
When this one archives otherwise.

>> No.39652157

Tell me about the black harpies, anon

>> No.39652177

>>39652157
a group of Blqck Harpies is called a Murder.
There are very good reasons for that

>> No.39652205

>>39652177
What's that reason?

>> No.39652234

>>39652205
They murder men's chances to become wizards

>> No.39652242

>>39652157
The noise isolation in black harpy nests are pretty bad, so you can hear everyone fucking at night.
Thankfully, you'll probably be to busy fucking your black harpy wife to even care.

>> No.39652285

>>39652157
Despite only making up 14% of the harpy population, they make 100% of the best girl spots on my tier lists.

>> No.39652298

>>39652285
>they make 100%
Meant to say they make up 100%. Please don't make me go back into Ms. Haku spelling dungeon.

>> No.39652324

>>39652157
They'll steal your food, wallet, anything shiny, your pants, and your virginity. You get a loving wife and kids with amicable in laws though, so it's a good trade.

>> No.39652325

>>39652285
>>39652298
What makes them the best girls?

>> No.39652354

>>39652325
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.

>> No.39652464

>>39652325
Well to list a few reasons
>They are notated to be one of the smartest harpy types around, making them quite intligent
>General benefits of being a harpy type (wing hugs, very light, flying, cute, etc)
>Large extended family, great for parties and holidays
>If anybody tries to hurt you, they have to deal with with a murder (ha) of black harpies
>Will fuck you senseless even when it's not mating season
>Will beg you to fuck her during mating season
>Egg
>Black feathers > all other colors (except maybe jubjub pink)
>Not rare, don't have to fight over one to be able to get one
>Exists pretty much everywhere, don't have to travel across half the world to find one
>Both wild and city variants are common
>Thief archetype (I just really like that)
>Nimble and dexterous

>> No.39652569

>>39652157
You have to eat all the eggs.

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