/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hakutaku student can be a handful when you're the teacher.

>>39617827
Why don't you fucking faggots stay in your shithole bunker?

Need Seaport

I think hags are neat

>>39617855
Huh. Akagi looks weird without her coat on.
That fox on the right reminds me of Roon, somehow

>>39617872
How about you wait until it follows us before throwing a pre-emptive shitfit?

That last thread got me thinking. Need names for my cait sith wife.

>gachafaggot thread
Good job, OP.

>>39617898
Elven cow…

>>39617928
Not him but I don't see the problem, they're foxes

>>39617923
poor snek

>>39617928
Look at the angry anon

How he rages at the world

Fucking electric weasel in the apartment next to me keeps blowing the breakers for the entire floor when she masturbates in the bathtub with a toaster.

>gatcha fox boats
This is the sort of thing that delays the portals opening

Her hair looks very huffable
I wanna huff dark mage's hat too.

>>39617993
Pikachu flavor zap weasel

I want to meld with her

goose pussy

>>39618022
Corkscrew pussy with many dead ends

My Bicorn wife doesn't want to form any typical harem. She wants all her co-wives to be former humans, some purchased from dark elves, some captured ourselves. We would then guide and nurture them through monsterization, including me guzzling succubus nostrum to control what they turn into when I creampie my demonic energy enhanced cum into their wombs.

where is MGC?

>>39618030
Do their husbands develop dicks to reach their wombs?

>>39618042
Virgin Bay

>>39618042
florida

>>39618057
dear god

>>39617923
>get sent on another uwaaabomber dead end

we have MGC
we have Wintertown
we got any other nice backdrops for tales and greentext?

>>39617890
Hags are meat, yes.

>>39618116
Summervile isles, where you can find all the reptile monsters and all the very colorful ones as well as the exotic harpies

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34436578/chapters/96634575

Chimera thing, part two! Now with 50% more relationship drama.

>>39618116
The loli swamps. Where sabbath members partake in drug fueled orgies with captured men and create communes to hoard liberated happy meals.

>>39618116
Hagville

>>39618005
i wanna steal her hat

>>39618116
nothing as big as those two, a few I've noticed get mentioned a few times;

>United Desert Kingdoms
a Egypt/UAE mashup for all your tacky oil wealth, vanity projects and crazy royalty needs

>Undead Kingdoms
what it says on the tin, not much details on this one

>Order rump state
Order North Korea, seems to be mainly used as an antagonist for MG Ace Combat talk and husband farm

>undead 'Nam
basically for the plot of being lost in a jungle full of hungry undead

>>39618144

>the bayou
gator gumbo, that is all

>kiki tsardom
for imperial excess and revolutions being put down by maids, a lot of talk also brings in desert expeditions for some reason

who knows maybe they'll develop into more, I feel the UDK has potential to be on the same level as wintertown

>>39618212
isn't that a MGC district?

>>39618287
>a lot of talk also brings in desert expeditions for some reason
come to think of it why does the imperial russian and desert aesthetic go so well together?

>>39618116
pandaemonium, can't forget that one

>>39617998
gazer smelly

>>39618287
>>United Desert Kingdoms
>a Egypt/UAE mashup for all your tacky oil wealth, vanity projects and crazy royalty needs
>TFW no bored pharaoh heiress to drag you off on a yachting holiday

>>39618057
makes sense with all the shit goes down

She uhh…
Looks hungry. Should I feed her something?

>>39618287
kinda always wanted a "thread canon" document, probably too /tg/ though

>>39618369
benis, your benis

>>39618047
Let's not imagine what happens when discussing kobolds, centaurs, and especially orcs, if that's the case.

>>39618369
Prepare a bowl of eggs.

>>39618180
That's great, thanks for the story! If you take any suggestions for what's next i'll pile in with the guy who suggested Wyvern on Ao3 since i feel it's a very underutilized monster, especially when used outside of the fantasy "dragon knight in training"

>>39618369
It's currently Ramadan, we don't want to disappoint monster girl Allah, now do we?

where can one find the chinese jumping zombie with her cute little hat in MGC?

>>39618429
Misttown

>>39618450
But ive never been there nor do I speak the ching chong, how am I supposed to get my wife! Aslo is very misty and spoopy

>>39618486
Walk around with boner exposed, one will hop on.

Roll a monster or three. How does she react to the last love song you listened to? https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>39618497
>sea bishop
>its odiame
>its about a dude singing to his ex that is better to be hated then to be forgotten
im fucked

>>39618496
Im thinking I might have better chance shopping at Lich-sans Undead emporium in the asian section

>>39618497
>You Can't be Free Without Me
>Charybdis
I'm never leaving her pocket dimension.

>>39618429
Probably in a Zipanguese restaurant

>>39618568
so steal 'em and leave 100 bucks on the counter?

crazy cow good cow

>>39618542
At least with Shoggoth she can provide everything for you

>>39618580
make sure to at least get some dumplings, if you are stealing their staff you might as well be a customer

>>39618601
so i should also steal the fox hag that is currently screaming at me as well?

>>39618595
i want those yandere holst momster greentexts

>>39618615
she is screaming at you cause you're on 4mon on your phone and not staring into her breast and/or mofu
also yes, steal her too

>>39618626
im going to take the faceless tanuki eating there as well and bring them back to my house

>>39618647
what a cute and edgy angel, gonna calll her edglina

>dark mage takes over a town
>turns her human female followers into toads
>literal toadies
>they serve as her enforcers
>ywn live in a dark mage/toad dictatorship

>>39618634
how are you taking these girls? did you just walk in with a wheelbarrow?

>>39618670
and its motorized as well as being to drive it, it even honks the chucarca

>>39618665
im going to pray for troll and bogie

>>39618665
time for revolt

>>39618670
Just have to grab them by the hand and you're pretty much engaged.

>turning your demon waif into a good, faithful, God-fearing, church lady
No sodomy allowed, just procreative sex.

Also, post your best, wholesome demon pics.
No lewd or suggestive please!

>>39618709

>>39618722
Thanks fren!

>>39618709
here ya go

>>39618709
>Also, post your best, wholesome demon pics.
time to crack out the latenights

>>39618709
>demon proposes marriage contract
>you say sure but you're writing in on the condition you both attend church every sunday
>forgot to specify what church
>every sunday demon wife drags you to church of the Fallen god

>>39618709
and another one

>>39618709

>>39618709

>>39618709
hope you got your epi pen ready for this one

>>39618732
One of my personal favorites!

>>39618736
>>39618744
>>39618750
>>39618761
>>39618776
Very good stuff, frens! Thank you!

>>39618709

>>39618742
Nah, I'm bringing her to a traditional Catholic church. I won't forget to specify!

>>39618693
You are getting throat raped and you are gonna like it.

tail pussy?

nah, tentacle motuh pussy with button eyes

>>39618791
She a cutie. But she needs to dress more modestly!

how 2 resist being charmed by nuki tail

Post lewd girls.

Where in the Mofuza organization do the Ryu and their Shirohebi servants fit in? Are they allies, or rivals? Do fox hags fight with yandere snakes on the Little Zipangu park? And are the Tanuki behind it?

>>39618842
don't use that n word, it's antisemitic to gyoubu danukis everywhere

>>39618842
You don't. You just accept your fate and enjoy your new sugar mama

>>39618856
>antisemitic
i meant racist

>>39618856
i dont give a shit, imm steal their bank as well, put my name on the deed and get a demon to certify it as well

>>39618836
"Dress more modestly" isn't the Demon way.

>>39618847

>>39618847
how lewd is too lewd?

Are Danukis only ever going to focus in the world of economics? Would Political or Partisan Danukis be way too overpowered with their wealth and combined politics and political know-how?

>>39618886
dont care, imma just break in there house and fall asleep in the living room

>>39618874
It will be when I get ahold of her

>>39618884
When she pulls out her phone and starts browsing for wedding rings you know you've gone too far in. But who cares you got a wife now!

>>39618287
>>Order rump state
>Order North Korea, seems to be mainly used as an antagonist for MG Ace Combat talk and husband farm
what dark experiments do they do that hilariously backfire?

>>39618877
Someone has the fantia/patreon pictures of this artist?

>>39618884
i wanna sleep with her on top of me

>>39618929
When I finally stop living the NEET life I think I'm going to sub to his shit, yeah. I've never felt the need to until now

I'm going to pull a Star Trek wipe out the need for money just to annoy the Danuki

>>39618922
>nanomachines lass
>on first contact with mamobamium achieves sentience
>drags user away

>>39618898
Normally when men get ahold of little Demons, the amount of clothes decreases drastically.

>>39618947
Imagine being held close and wrapped in all that bare skin

>>39618952
>Star Trek wipe out the need for money
It took me a while to understand what you meant and it looked like a Spaceballs reference.

>A Gremlin's boyfriend is a Luddite

How would this scenario playout? Romantic Comedy style where she eventually gets him to be a loving consumer for modern tech?

>>39619007
i was thinking some sort of amish cart race (with drifting)

Completely bare?
Stubble?
Some hair?
Full bush?

>>39619030
fractals

>>39619030
peach fuzz

>>39619030
downy feather tufts

>>39619030
bush any day, stubble is the worst, you ever shave and feel your face after a day or two?

>>39619030
Anything else but completely bare is disgusting.

>>39619072
Understoods. By new law all human men have to be completely bare while in presence of Lilims

>>39619072
nah, i find that somewhat bland

>>39619089
what a style this dude got, dot and two lines

>>39617888

>>39619089
That reminded me this https://exhentai.org/g/1526341/bc305b390f/

>visit an abandoned shrine
>wish for a girlfriend
>picrel comes to school the next day

>>39619189
Nice

>>39619189
i'd pray for a hag gf, crow feet and flab and all

>>39617855
>The final boss/true final boss is a Cheshire Cat

Oh no! The final fight moment is going to be meme'd and never taken seriously.

>>39619237
nah its a bogie, she just the old final boss that got told shes cringe

>>39618979
Big love for big girls

>>39619030
Full bush as god intended.

I really enjoy seeing different variant designs of KC's monsters. Helps to remind you that the girl in the Encyclopedia pic is merely one example of a whole kind.

I like Hats too, but that's beside the point.

>>39619296
I love girls with big and silly hats as well

>>39619296
the newer hatter design with enhanced heels is dangerous

>>39619296
A shamed, shunned and mocked Hatter wearing a Ghastly Gibbus.

>>39619296
How many cait siths did he make?

>>39619305
>Just a rough sketch of something, but I don't know if this feature can be implemented, so forget about this rough sketch right away!
KC you cheeky bastard you better put her in the game

>>39618180
i like the tactile feel to the shower scene

>>39619330
I think the implication might be that this is the Matango. Same pose.

>>39617855
I love fox

>>39619482
me too

Oh no! It turns out that your wife has been "fixing" the condoms you've been wearing because you insist that you're not ready to be a father and you've caught her in the act. What will you do?

>>39619482
yeah

Cursed Sword monster wife/girlfriend. But she's a Klingon Bat'leth.

39619493
get new material

>>39619502
i would like to wake up from this knifemare

The Snuggler has found you

>>39619493
Punish her by having unprotected sex and making her pregnant so she never tries to trick me into making her conceive again.

>>39619541
>all that flabby goodness
AHHHHHHHHHI NEEEEEED TO GROPPE IT AND MOLEST IT AHHHH!

I want to become one with shog...

>>39619482
Impressive sideboobs

>>39619382
Sounds like KC wants a Wonderlandification system but doesn't have the time to put something like that in without delaying it even further.
Cheshire Jinkos soon

>>39619545
How is that a punishment? She gets exactly what she wants.

>>39619030
Crotch mofu

>>39619545
How is that a punishment? She gets exactly what she wants.

>>39619573
what is this, a wallpaper for ants?

>>39619573
No you don’t understand I discussed it with her ancient hag mother and she said that was the optimal punishment to prevent it from happening again. Given how old and wise she is she’s clearly gotta be right.

>>39619596
Hey, ants deserve to enjoy cute pics too.

>teleports behind you and boobhats you

>>39619720

>>39619720
tiny hat

>>39619720
>>39619724
I prefer boob neck warmers.

>>39619720
So you're saying I need to wear a helmet to protect myself?

>>39619720
Sorry, i'm not a shota.

>>39617855

>>39619755
Hags see any human younger than them as boys to spoil.

>>39619755
That can be remedied.

>>39619753
safety goggles too. wayward shirt buttons and all that

>>39619755
>tall dark mage laughs

>>39619766
Is it possible to cum on her without any of it getting on her hair?

>>39617855
>Mouthy hero in need of rape correction

>>39619720
>Duck and steal her hat and run off

>>39617922
Call her 'Swiss'
Then you can be 'the Swiss Alp'.

39619937
fuck off samefaggot

>>39617993
>buy her some kinky nipple-clamps
>wire them into the building's powerboard
Tell the utilities company to fuckoff - no more power bills for all

>>39619914
>Mouthy alp-to-be in need of rape correction
fify

>>39619787

>Cum inside hag
>"Oh. Clumsy me. I might've knocked you up. Guess I'm taking responsibility."
>Cum inside her again
>"Oh. Clumsy me. I might've knocked you up. Guess I'm taking responsibility."

>a week passes

>Cum inside her again
>"Oh. Clumsy me. I might've knocked you up. Guess I'm taking responsibility."
>"I TOLD YOU I GET IT!"

Yeah. That's the dream.

>>39619296
Bottom left to right

Carol
>The OG Hatter, her and the Queen go way back
>Extremely charismatic and suave, could sell sand to a Pharaoh
>Always cool as ice, her mesmerizing elegance only cracking in private with her husband
>The de facto ambassador of Wonderland who has rubbed shoulders with all sorts of important people from outside (really just likes meeting new people)

Donna
>Has a somewhat stern and cold outward appearance
>A very talented fencer who is admired by Trumparts all over Wonderland despite never actually serving the Queen
>Loves kids but has a hard time getting them to open up to her due to her aforementioned cold exterior
>Writes sappy love poetry under a pen name (everyone knows it’s her)

Elizabeth
>Blunt and direct, makes up for her lack of social grace with passion and enthusiasm
>Tons of hobbies, has all sorts of weird, obscure knowledge on niche subjects that she’ll talk your ear off about if you let her
>Sometimes disappears into her home for days at a time, only to show up at the next tea party to show of her latest project
>Knows all your secrets (won’t tell though, she’s nice)

Charlie
>Cheeky and forward, with an almost Cheshire-like personality
>Will hook her arm in yours and happily drag you to all sorts of fun and strange places and events
>Drinks tea like all Hatters but has a special fondness for alcohol, often parties with Oni and Satyros and slips it into her tea
>Will crash at your place in your bed after a wild night (it’s cool, right?)

Tina
>Despite being the baby of the group, she has the slow pace and easy going nature of an old timer
>Always fashionably late to a tea party and always has a funny story as to why
>Tends to doze off with the Dormouse during tea parties, no one seems to mind
>Likes frogs (they’re cute!)

>>39619972
>old lamia isn't ready for when anon leglocks her
it's the little things

>>39618116
Kiki-moria
A generic slavic vodka-fuelled 'not-transylvania' with borscht and piroshkis
With traditional vampire Countesses
>and a suspicious lack of gypsies that nobody wants to talk about

Didn't ass

>>39619972
I would have to be chained up to prevent me from fucking my hag all day every day

post happy families

>>39619296
Need more loli hats

>>39620062
NOOOOOO!!! That poor human boy! He was likely brutally raped by that hellhound!

...Poor human boy, that is someone son.

>>39620114
Even better, what I would give to make some kids with mommy Tiamat

>>39620143
The angry goat has given me the best gift of all.
A cute daughteru.

>>39620143
Truly the most depraved fantasy that each MGE fan comes to after some time, the idea of a loving wife and children.

I wish monster girls where real

>>39620167
>were
Not where?

>>39620153
many such cases

imagine hag trolls who trap people in their clothes for days

>>39620114
I haven't kept up with Arcade but I wouldn't be surprised for a second if this was real. I will fully admit that I'm still butthurt about JK Santa Fox.

>>39620143
>Papa, when did you first meet mommy?
Well...

>>39620206
I am confusion, is her dress skin?

>>39618429
Just order the “Hopping Dumplings” from your local undead Chinese restaurant.

>>39620231
maybe it's like sahuagin

>>39620231
The best dresses have portions that are basically stickers

>>39619030
I like it shaved in the shape of a heart.

>>39620263

Poor, homeless, naked, hungry, peasant monster girls to violently rape in an alley where no one will save them before I drop them on the cold hard ground and watch them leak cum out their pussies and crying!

>>39618791
>>39618836
>>39618898

>>39620243
so I could order one extra thicc as well with some nice and massive thighs?
>>39620296
nta but its always pleasure to see you around these parts, LN

>>39620296
>"The same one? After all these years?"

>>39620296
She's all grown up!

Good night Anons take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for ghosts, some like to use sleep paralysis on a guy they like just to play with his body

>>39620340
dont worry, im a ghost fucker

>>39620296
>demons show off their contracts
>they brag about how detailed it is, how well written, how great it is...
>they ask anon's demon to show hers
>she looks down with a shy smile and show her contract that was sign when anon and her were kids
>many misspelled words, poor grammer, alot of hearts and smiley faces drawn on...
>with poorly written signature of child anon
>other demons can't help but applaud to that level of pure love

>>39620062

>>39620410

>>39620340
jokes on them, I'm addicted to groping ghosts

>>39620062

>>39620446
what i wouldn give to wake up and to be able to fuck ghosts

>>39620076

>>39620446
>When its the spook thats gonna get spooked.

>>39620471
>ghosts tell scary stories about anon, ghost fucker
>and hes right beside the stroyteller

>>39619832
Is that?

>>39620410

>>39620496

>>39620485
>anon immediately goes and gropes the storyteller
>ghost screams and moans as she falls victim to anon
>her friends are frozen in fear and curiosity as anon begins to show him why he is called "Ghost Fucker"

>>39620513
>Anon drags her to a nearby bush and bangs her brains out
>The ghost is seen crawling out but i quickly pulled back
>The sound of semen filling the ghost womb is echoing in the woods
>"Run, why wont ya, it makes the fucking even better, hahah"
>The rest scatter but one by one, Anon grabs them from the small group
>leaving their fucked stupid bodies for the others to find

>>39620469
I will not lose to the hellwan mofu!

>>39618287
Not!rome but the "romans" are any and all canine mamono.

I remember a greentext story about adam and lilith, with lilith wanting to be with adam again. Does anyone have the story saved?

nopan lolis

>>39620549
I wouldn't be able to hold out against that, but attacking the ears like that is just cheating.

>>39620668
It's only fair. Humans do that stuff to MGs all the time.

>>39620689
it's their fault for flaunting them

>>39620668
250lbs of slobbering dog kissing you all over.

>>39620495
I love how that doujinshi had a nice start but out of fucking nowhere it's like you're watching an artist have a fall from grace followed by a mental breakdown. What could have been...

>>39620736
Promise?

>>39619296
I'm glad i really hit it out of the park with designing my wifey. she looks great.

>>39620737
I just remember the good times. Like the bat healer.

>>39620689

>>39615448
angels seem hard to write as characters.

>>39620823
Lowly angles seem simple enough, watching over a "good person" like a giddy schoolgirl (non-yandere)

What did she mean by this?

>>39620901
Chu means a kiss

>>39620901
getting constantly pecked on the cheeks and lips by your harpy wife!!

>>39620296
She grew wide especially in the face

>>39620901
its mating season

How does a demon respond if you go to her with a contract ready?

>>39620923
Harpy mating season sounds like a fun time.

>>39621003
Mixture of haughty laughter as she points out the loopholes and internal kyaas at the fact you're being so forward

>>39620143
>>39620153
What would you be willing to sacrifice to get a loving and highly fertile monster wife?

>>39618036

Please don't do this, bicorns should only be used for monogamous Dere Dere romance, just because your wife gives you a free pass to cheat doesn't make it right

>>39621214
humanity

>>39620296
She got glasses.

>>39621044
But it's just a standard marriage contract, there's no real obligation to fulfil besides death do us part.

>>39620689
I want to do this to Y'shtola.

>>39621016
I want to be right in the middle of the great harpy migration.

I don't know what it is about this picture but feel like I could trust this witch with my life.

>>39621700

>>39621292
>He'd betray his people for monster pussy

>>39621730
In an instant.
Humanity sucks and could only be improved by being subject to monsters.

>>39621761
Have you seen what happened to Bomberman?
This is what would happen to all your beloved franchises if monsters girls took over.

>>39621818
>Have you seen what happened to Bomberman?
Yes.

>>39621730
>he wouldn’t

>>39621818
Every franchise I care about is either dead or a shell of its former self. I subsist almost entirely on indies at this point.
So bring it on.

>>39617890
Me too, hags are the best!

>>39622001
This fox needs to be more careful in the kitchen, looks like she had a cooking accident

How do I make banshee-chan stop crying?

I love meaty hags.

>>39622055
You can't. You could kiss her and it at least be tears of joy then.

Explore the basements of old mansions

>>39622308
But why?
What treasures can be found down there?

>>39622403
Antiques? Possibly really old booze.

>>39622059
Men are hardwired to be attracted to healthy young women.
You are going against human nature by lusting after overweight old monsters.

>>39618373
be the change you want to see in the world anon

>>39622574
We rejected human nature the moment we entered these threads.

>>39622588
but if I make a google doc people will get mad

>>39622443
Anon walks into the basment in promise of riches and fancy booze just to realize it's a trap. The door slams behind him and now there's no escape from the hikikomori vampire.

>>39622636
no harm in trying, what's the worse that could happen?

>>39622690
that sort of thing requires quite a bit of collaboration, best to have thread wide support before committing

if you had the choice to turn into the boy version of your favorite monster girl: would you?
personally, yeah. im just too addicted to mofu

>>39622574
We are hardwired to be attracted to healthy women who can bear healthy children, large breasts and hips indicate peak sexual and maternal readiness and a much greater ability to bear healthy children then some flat stick girl.

>>39622699
I'd be down for some collaborative writing, plus it would help keep track of all the various bits of thread canon over the years

>>39622636
>>39622699
as long as it doesn't devole into tg tier nonsense I'd be alright throwing in some of the stuff I've collected over the years

>>39622690
the worst would be some autist/schizo shitting up the thread with
>"UHHHHH ACHUALLY WHAT YOU SAID ISNT CANON"

>>39618320
Because if you read Kaoru Mori's Otoyomegatari, you'll see Russians bullying the cute steppe waifus

>>39618116
The sci-fi setting of Space Outlaw Anon (may or may not actually be a television series)

>You're listening to Midnight Mindy, and we've got our first caller on the line. Hello, you're on the air!
>Yeah, uhh, hi Mindy. Say, didn't this show use to be called Witching Hour Wanda?
>Roger that sir, sadly we were forced to change the name of the program after a visit from the Sabbath legal team. Apparently our show didn't employ any actual witches.
>That's a real bummer Mindy.
>Ain't that the truth! But what's on your mind, caller?
>Yeah, I had another question. Who's on first?
>Why I believe you are!
>No, no, no! Why's on third but who's on first?
>We seem to be having a crank caller on our hands. Let's just fade that out and recover with Rick Astley's classic love ballad, Never Gonna Let You Go

foreigner goes to zipangu for tourism
makes a wrong turn, gets abducted by local fauna
many such cases!

>>39622990
Gonna make fun of the slant eyed locals for their Engrish

>>39622805
probably need to slap a big disclaimer on it to somewhat ward of the autists

>>39622636
might as well try, maybe just start with MGC and wintertown since that has the most material, if it does well it can be expanded

>>39622990
Oh no.

>>39622690
>>39622758
>>39622774
>>39623167
Ok fine I'll make the doc later tonight and give it a try, I guess until then you lot can complie the stuff you've got on MGC and Wintertown

>>39618419
Jannah has whatever you desire, anons
If your idea of paradise is a giant pit of lamia or a monster farm, so be it

>>39623514
remember folks not to clean your ears this way, you risk damaging your ear drums, instead use warm oil

>>39622574
i love fat old hags, you get something to hold onto, more meaty plaps. its better to sleep on, you'll get smtoher instead of crushed. What's not to love?

IM taking a trip down to lich-san undead emporium, You guys want something?

>>39624017
Just hold onto all of her with one hand

I want to marry my local Goose Harpy

>>39624073
Let me know if they got beefy Ochimushas.

>>39624077
nah, i like my girls heavy, makes for better sleeping
>>39624120
They do but what flavor, sake or onions green

>>39624163
You can sleep on her striped socks while she wears them

>>39618287
There was Frostbite too, less savory counterpart to Wintertown.
>>kiki tsardom
I only remember seeing it once and it was a thinly veiled WH reference.

>>39624181
nah, lets agree to disagree. lolis are shit imo and hags are better
>>39624163
>>39624120
>onions
fuck it, you want oni ochimushas or human ones?

>>39624163
>sake or onions green
What is onions green? I just want a regular Ochi, only really buff.

>Monster girl United States of America
Where the fattest meatiest chubbiest flabby mamono reside

>>39624277
Go to Texas for the buffest Minotaurs and the bustiest Holstaurs.

>>39624277
well, call me a whalehunter then, just need my pocket harpoon

>>39624277
new mon city is just filled fancy fat rats and undead

The fatter a monster is the more erotic and attractive she is

I want a wight to exercise her privileges on me.

i wanna steal high class and royal monsters for some damn reason and I dont know why

CAN I HAVE UHHH-

>>39624654
miss, can I get wurm milk from your wurm coworker?

dont we already have a fatposting thread? or is that reserved exclusively for fathu's.
>>39624277
rumor has it that while you can find a high saturation of lardsters in the big cities, if you are up for some exploration the further from society you are: the bigger the monster.
some have even reported that in the northern magical forest there is a kitsune so large that even her tails have a layer of fat that makes it harder for her to move them.

>fatfaggots
>>>/d/

>CC MG has so much trouble getting herself a man that even when she tries auctioning no man is willing to pay any price

>Manticore rapes anon
>Anon makes ahegao faces
>manticore is visibly disturbed that the human is enjoying the raping

Gonna go shitpost on 4mon now

>>39624781
just say all men want fatties and or hags on 4mons /fit/ and watch the cope and the seething to occur

>>39624727
Would she feel better if he didn't do that, but kept screaming "I LOVE YOU!" instead?

monsters with wide,fat,healthy,birthing hips!

Seems the thread has gone to shit since I called it a night...
Oh well.

Consider this idea
>Gazers can concentrate a bit and use their eyes to see into alternate realities
>They are constantly scanning about them not only to observe what "is", but also what "might be"
So if, while she's just staring at you one night, she suddenly blushes and calls you a baka, it's because the you from a parallel universe just blurted out that you love her.

>>39624835
day 300 of me wishing to be raised in monster nun convent
>>39624856
seems cool but would get kinda annoying

>a young fox you have never seen before with a unusually smug aura walks into your restaurant.
>far more confident than other young foxes you have seen
>she orders fried tofu and sake without hesitation, the go to choice for hagsunes
>appears to be using magic to entertain herself while waiting
>you are all out of sake
what do you do next, anons?
>>39624856
perhaps she saw a universal constant and knows that soon you will follow it?

>>39624871
Obviously she'd just do it when bored, or when trying to find the reality where you forgot to wear pants today.

She couldn't do it all the time, or she'd end up looking all crosseyed. Also, might induce schizo behavior.

>>39624963
i never wear pants tho when im at home

>>39617855

>>39624895
>what do you do next, anons?
Discretely slide her an empty egg carton

>>39624895
Whip out my trusty age detector and loudly mock her for trying to pass as a young fox despite being millennia old.

>>39625011
i could see a greenworm doing veggie and meat alternate reviews on montube, it wouldbe very cute as well. What would your wifes do? My jabberwock dark mage wife would most likely teach how to make potions andmagic
>>39625033
not making the tofu into the shape of an egg then putting them in the carton with the words "something you dont have anymore" on it

>>39625060
She takes her food reviewer hobby seriously. Mofu tofu is next.

>>39625033
>>39625048
>>39625060
the mofukuza will be having a word with all of you.

>>39625078
lets see if their hips can last long enough chasing me before they need to be replacec

>>39625102
you dont understand anon, they wont be catching you. here's what happens when a hagsune doesnt like a business
>property values driven six feet under
>mofukuza redirect all customer traffic to places they own
>when you are broke they scoop up the plot of land, restaurant, and brand for less than dirt
>you are now left out of job and money while they expand their web of influence further
never cross a hagsune that lives among others.
its safe to tease the ones living out of society though, they are not affiliated with the mofukuza

>>39625180
my restaurant is just a front for my husband smuggling scheme, I get husbands and deliever them to the monster

>>39624871
>day 300 of me wishing to be raised in monster nun convent
what kind of things would be daily occurrence in that place?

>>39625208
good idea anon, once the mofukuza discovers this the older members will be rushing for a partnership, you would be elevated to legendary status among them in no time.
thus allowing you to tease the hagsunes.

>>39625290
waking up to find a chesh nun ass on your face
Getting milk from the holst nun in the lunchroom
going to class to learn from hmiss haku nun then embrassing her by asking how are kids are made, the ususal
>>39625316
Way more clients are going to order to pick up now

>>39624781
>we hags are perfection! All men want hags!
>really? then why are you still single?
flamewars galore!

>Unicorn twins fall in love with the same man
>Become happily married Bicorns

never trust lolis, they are evil and larpers, trust hags instead, they never lie at all
>>39625446
say lolis are for gay men on 4mon, it would be better b8

>>39617855

What's she making?

>>39625475
I can smell your tapioca from here, granny.

>>39625475
Hags are the biggest liars to exist,they got decades of experience in lying after all

>>39625516
>>39625520
>Anons that cant handle the truth
Truly old hags never lie, they are so old that they don't care anymore and rather be honest unlike lolis who are almost all larpers

>>39625060
>What would your wifes do?
Sex toy reviews, with me as the co-host. Very popular with single MGs and married couples.

>>39625549
not gunna lie anon, id trust a hag that lies more than a hag that tells the truth.
who knows what that 1000+ year old monster has planned. and then when you are mad at what happens you cant get mad at them for lying.

>>39625549
>lolis who are almost all larpers
Make a lolibaba seethe and say you only like mature women, then go out with her hag younger sister that doesn't hide she's old.

>>39625549
Look, granny. If you are so old that you dont don't care anymore,l and yet you're still a kisless single virgin, there's something seriously wrong with you.
No man has bedded you in this long. Why would that change now? lol

Oyakodon with a humpty and her jubjub daughter

>>39625561
Is she a jubjub?

>>39625587
>all the baphomets we know are KHV with wizard powers
It's sad when you think about it.

Just post your selfie on 4mon with a timestamp and a caption that says hags only

>>39625587
Projecting much, aren’t we?
>>39625574
That’s why interrupt their scheming by teasing
>>39625576
Now this what I mean

>>39625629
Momonika is barely double digits

>>39625658
I don't think she's a real baphomet

>>39625664
Pulpo

>>39625670
What do you think she is?

>>39625670
The Momonika Sabbath has dispatched a response team to your location. Do not resist.

>>39621818
yeah, the most sacred of franchises

>>39625697
Gibe robomommy

>>39625651
>you get a creepy doll making ookumade hag gf

>>39625475
>>39625549
Hags can't deal with being bested by girls who are so much younger than them that the age difference needs to be measured in the number of digits.

>>39625749
I’d wager the amount of lolis would be smaller than the amount of hags getting laid

If hags ever get tired of creaking bone, wrinkly skin, and egg cartons in their mailbox, they can just join the Sabbath.

>>39625664
Yum. . .tentacles

>>39625779
I’m still gonna send the egg carton over to all of them except momomika

>>39625773
for the first couple generations. as the hags dwindle and the children increase that may shift

Meaty hags have the fat tits required to feed a lot of children.
You wouldn't want your daughters to starve right?

>>39625827
It will be then just 25 year old cakes getting the D still most of the time

>>39625803
yfw they use it for arts n crafts projects

>>39625827
>you will NEVER have a monster girlfriend with breasts big enough to crush you and enough tail floof to suffocate you
unironically why live?

>>39625697
Does the bulb light up when she's horny?
Is she always horny?

>>39625749
Unless you made the loli yourself with your wife, you should always assume that the loli in question is even older than the old women she competes against.

>>39625876
Damn, you manlet if those tits can crush you