/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hope this is a troll.

>>3962596
You can do whatever the fuck you want.
She cannot do anything.

Pros: all
Cons: none

>>3962617
Pros: everything else.
Cons: no real interaction.

>>3962596
>>3962630
NO

You can beat the ever loving FUCK out of them.

Don't worry, I still love you. ;_;

>>3962655
Crying like the bitch you are Chihaya-chan?

Pros: happiness
Cons: insanity

>>3962723
The only truly happy people in the world are the insane.

>Has anyone here ever had a serious relationship with a 2D girl? Can you provide pros and cons?

Pro: Your girl never ages, your love for her is pure, not undermined by lust.

Con: You're restricted to only a small part of her life that never changes.

>>3962740
Think like that: she probably born with you and will disappear with you too.

>>3962727
Amen to that.

>>3962723

Pros: no real interaction.
Cons: everything else.

>>3962596
Deluding yourself into thinking a thing with no awareness would care for you.

I am sorry, and this is no troll, but I would rather have a 3d gf simply because of all that can be done with one.

Specially kids

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A waifu is much better then a 3D girl can ever be.

There is no drama or arguments.

They'll never get pregnant or fat.

They don't have times of the month.

They wont play mind games with you.

There is no possibility of catching std's.

They're not ashamed to look or act like girls

They'll never change or pressure you to change.

They don't demand expensive gifts over and over.

They won’t get mad at you if you look at another girl.

They’ll never divorce you and take half of everything you own.

They won’t get board of you or think of you as being annoying.

They don’t care what type of personality you have if any at all.

They won't cheat on you with your friends or anyone for that matter.

You don't have to put up with annoying friends or impress the parents.

They don't get mad at you for random reasons that you know nothing about.

And they won’t forget about your birthday or expect you to treat them like a queen and buy them things you can't afford on their birthday.

>>3962843
Wait to copypasta you failure of a human being.

Pros: Well, you have a pretty picture to look at.....if you can call it that. Nothing a side from that.
Cons: Everything

So... why is there so much art of Chihaya getting the shit beat out of her?

The only con I see is whatever you want to do with your waifu you have to find someone who's drawn that, if your waifu is Cardcaptor Sakura that's no problem because there's 200,000 doujins of her, if your waifu is Fuyou Kaede (like mine is) it gets difficult.

Want to see your waifu in bondage? Want to see her being gang raped? Want to see her tenderly loved by a man you can pretend is you? Better hope she's not Angel Salvia cause you're hosed.

>>3962854
It's the same "lol, u lik cartoon girls?!" thread with different wording, what's the point of being original?

>>3962857
Why, is it a problem?

>>3962861
>Want to see her being gang raped?
You are a bad hazubendo and you don't deserve a waifu.

>>3962877
It kinda bugs me, yeah.

>>3962857
She's pretty much a loser and deserves it.

>>3962879
I personally don't want to see my waifu gang raped but there's weirdos out there so who am I to say what people want to see done to their waifus? If someone came within a mile intending to do anything harmful to my Kaede I'd tear his face off and shove it down the remains of his throat.

>serious relationship
>2D girl
wwww

How do you have a relationship with only one participant?

>>3962893
There's two. The 2D girl, and you. You forgot to take into account the person that loves the 2D girl. I mean, yeah, 2D girls are amazing, but they can't have a relationship with themselves.

>>3962892
>f someone came within a mile intending to do anything harmful to my Kaede I'd tear his face off and shove it down the remains of his throat.
You sir, are a good hazubendo.

>>3962883
I'm sure she's used to it.

>>3962905
;_;

>>3962900
I guess you missed a word in my post--"participant".

>>3962770
Wallachia is so god damn happy that his entire face is a smiley.

>>3962788
request name of anime in image!

Don't worry guys, I'm sure she'll find a perfectly acceptable boyfriend someday.

>>3962928
I don't know how he could be happy with that obviously broken leg.

>>3962919
u mad?

What if your waifu hates you or is a bitch?

>>3962993

>>3962993
So you can manage to have the girl of your dreams, ANY girl, and you still fuck it up in your choice?
You are like the king of the losers!

>>3963004
Even if she kills herself?

>>3963008
Don't worry, no one really likes her anyways.

Leave Chihaya alone you assholes. She is the best idol.

>>3963012

I can get a new one that much quicker!

>>3963023
>Chihaya
>best idol

>>3963021
I do

>>3962843
Tohno, if this piece of copypasta actually reflects your own thoughts, then not only are you a shitty poster but you are also a shitty husband. You expect your waifu to be a living doll.

I would never restrict my waifu from such behaviour. They'll never get pregnant or fat? What, you only love your waifu because of her figure? And kids are the ultimate expression of love. Even with a will of their own, no matter how much of a shitpile you are and you ARE a pile of shit, they would love you, and they'd only encourage you to change for your own good. You're unwilling to buy expensive things for your waifu? She deserves it, so asking once in a while for a gift shouldn't be a problem. You should only love one waifu, so looking at other girls shouldn't have to happen. And they WILL forget about your birthday, being 2D and all, but you should be able to live knowing she will never be anything more than pixels, paper or plastic. It's the kind of waifu you willingly chose.

I thought you were at least a good hasubando.
Please, go die.

>>3963062
When a flat girl holds you close to her chest, she's holding you closer to her heart.

>>3963094

Agreed, if you want a lifeless waifu just get a realdoll. I'd want to be able to actually interact with my waifu, otherwise I'd just scream obscenities at her all day and being 2D she'd just sit there and take it.

>>3963094
>And kids are the ultimate expression of love.

>>3963094
That's not why I love her, I really don't care about some of the stuff I listed, those are just the benefits that usually come with a 2D lover.

It's not that I don't like kids, I'm just kind of grossed out by how they're made, and real women rarely try to change you for the better, they just want to whip you into an obedient servant and of course I'd spend every last dime I have on the girl I love, the problem it that women expect that from men, and it's often times conditional of the relashionship to fork over everything you own and then some to keep a bitch happy until you've served your use and she leaves you for another man to suck the life out of.

>>3963117
Raising the leech you decided to have and taking care of them with your partner until they are 30 years old should be proof enough you love both your waifu and your kid. Even moreso when that kid you had grows up to be an useless NEET. Having to deal with this situation as a couple is hard, and a lot don't make it. Those who stay together with all the adversities they may encounter truly love each other.

>>3963161
Goddamn, you're bitter.
I'd call you on your gross generalization and all but I'm sure you've heard all that before.

>>3963161
>I'm just kind of grossed out by how they're made

Sex? What are you, 12 years old? You sound like you've been brainwashed by sitcoms.

ITT Tohno and fucktards confusing biology with love.

>>3963174
Maybe some would rather not test or push their love to the limits and enjoy their life's instead of having a kid they'll just make life harder, drive a wedge between the two and probably grow up to resent the parents anyway.

Why can't lovers just love one another and be happy?

>>3963181
I have, I've probably been called every name you can think of.

>>3963184
Yeah I kind of have been..
But you ever seen a woman give birth to a kid?
The idea of a large living creature slowly growing in someone until it gets to a certain size at which point it rips and tares its way out of one of my favorite parts of a woman screaming along the way and doing permanent damage.. just.. wrong and disgusting.. yes I realize that makes me a little weird..

>>3963174
So the couples that decide to not have kids don't love each other? Or don't love each other as much as couples that do decide to have kids? Can you quantify love?

>>3963233
>doing permanent damage

Dude, the chestbursters in Aliens weren't human babies. Nothing gets damaged in a normal pregnancy. You're not just weird, I honestly think you have some sort of mental problem.

>The idea of a large living creature slowly growing in someone until it gets to a certain size at which point it rips and tares its way out of one of my favorite parts of a woman screaming along the way and doing permanent damage.. just.. wrong and disgusting.. yes I realize that makes me a little weird..

Human babies ≠ Xenomorph babies.

No real woman is as perfect as mai waifus.

>>3963161
>bitches and whores talk

Go back to /a/. You are a pathetic excuse of a man who should stop blaming his lack of interest in finding a real woman on "well all of them are gold-digging bitches". At least the 2D-loving /jp/sies just state they don't care about real women without trying to come up with stupid reasons.

>>3963233
Giving birth is a beautiful thing, and I admire the female reproductive system for being able to do something like producing life. It's complicated and not very nice, yeah, but I don't see how you can consider that disgusting. Do you only think of vaginas as fuck-holes?

You don't deserve the waifu you chose.

>>3963239
That wasn't what I was trying to say, so I'm sorry it came out that way. What I was trying to point out is how the list puts "not having kids" as a good thing, along with other sex-related risks like STDs.

>>3963256
Seems about the same to me, and yeah I also think I do, why else would I be here?

>>3963277
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I do not think that is a human baby.

>>3963275
>Do you only think of vaginas as fuck-holes?
I'm actually kind of put off by sex in general.

and yeah I'm a horrible person, no argument.

>>3963303
Just out of curiosity, but what do you masturbate to?

It's just like SankankuComplex :D

>>3963291
Nah you're right, it's not.

>>3963275
My, my, someone is on the rag today

>>3963316
Do you mean the context of the thread, or the OP of the thread asking why people like waifus rather than real girls?

>>3963316
>:D
Maybe you should go back there

>>3963315
I have a preference for a certain type of inadament object..
Not exactly something I'm proud of..

>>3963332
Not today, no. I just hate Tohno and all the faggotry he represents.

>>3963356
>inadament
>>Word not found in the Dictionary and Encyclopedia
>>Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name.
>>inadament isn't defined yet,
>>Did You Mean:
>fundament
> indent
>ointment
> burial (in sociology)
>interment
> indigent
>endowment
> indemnity
>adamant

>>3963356
>inadament

Did you mean inanimate?

>>3963371
Sorry, meant inanimate.

I have a 2D waifu OP. :)
It was love at first sight. ^_^
Been in love with her since then. :D
Yay love is wonderful!!! \(^o^)/

I enjoy make-believe relationships with 2D girls because, even though I've socially interacted with women about twice in my entire life (for a grand total of probably 30 minutes of conversation), I believe I have fully grasped the horrible nature of 3D women. I commonly take all posts portraying women as soulless leeches for undeniable fact, while rejecting anything remotely positive. This keeps me from ever feeling that in my over 28 years of social isolation I might somehow have missed out on anything.

I regret nothing.

>>3963361
Well if it means anything, I'm sorry that my views and opinions bother you.

>>3963403
If you're feeling generous, keep your apologies and leave /jp/ and the ghost side forever. THAT would mean something.

>>3963361
Well, like you said, not all waifu lovers love their waifu because they hate 3D girls. I love my waifu because I love my waifu. Love at first sight, so to speak. I have nothing against 3D girls. I'm not interested in a relationship with one, not because I think they're all lying and cheating sluts, but because I already have a girl that's in my heart.

>>3963417
I'll think about it..

>>3962596
>cuteanimegirl.png

I don't have a 2D waifu, I just like interacting with 2D girls.

I don't like 3D women because I live in America, the land of extremely materialistic and selfish women. The fact that a lot of anons brush them off as sluts (rightfully so) diverts attention from the reason they are sluts - they're fundamentally self-centered and self serving, and if they can whore themselves out to multiple people, they're not going to invest a lot in a relationship.

At least your 2D girls are equally interested in you as a person as you are in them.

>>3963512
To be fair, Chihaya WAS in an anime.

>>3963770
>I don't like 3D women because I live on Earth, the land of extremely materialistic and selfish women.
fixed

>>3963838

Pretty sure you go to a foreign Catholic country and the people there are going to be loyal to the end.

>>3963987
I tell myself that all the time, it helps me sleep at night.

>>3964016

sup Tyler

Successful troll is successful

>>3964047
I am not this "Tyler" person, nor do I know of anyone by such a name.

Crazy stuff