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BEHOLD

THE FLUFFIEST AND SOFTEST MONSTERGIRL TO EVER BE

>>39604894
fucking wrong

>>39604901
fucking RIGHT

Monsters who are capable of bringing about the end of the world are cute.

I want a monster based on Jormungandr.

Nuns.

Cool it on the images. We only have 294 vacancies left

>>39604931
Whar does she look like when she dies to three smelly nords and a sneak archer?

>>39604970
post 200 witches

>>39605032
Post 200 years old more like

Okay, promise

AAAAA I FUCKING LOVE FOXES

>>39604323
I think since it's a proud pristine race, it makes relatively more meaningful when they fall in love or wanna fuck.
Conversely this also applies to the goblin artists because it's likely what makes them wanna humiliate them so much

>>39604975
>sneak archer
You didn’t beat the game.

Reporting from the streets yo!

>>39605051
And foxes love fucking you

Where are the hags?

>>39605056
All of these dysgenics with humiliation fetishes have really made things miserable

>>39605056
i'd say some elves are better than others

>>39605084
right here

>>39605084
Here’s your ancient fox bro.

>>39605084
in hagville

So I know you can just pick up any single zombie girl from the streets and take her home with you. But can you do the same to Wights?
Just go to the upper districts and just... pick one up? I must test this theory.

>>39605125
Ask her parents first, just in case.

Men only want one thing in life and it's beautiful

>>39605130
>Her mother is getting super exited that her 1000 year old virgin daughters will finally move out and get a boyfriend
>30 seconds in and she's already planning the wedding and what the kids will be called
>The dad just gives you a thumbs up and goes about his day

>>39605125
>undead nobles hold a fancy ball
>gets interrupted as anons walk in and start carrying out attendees
>even the guards are helpless as they get pick up as well or forced against the wall as their anon starts licking their abs
please keep to regular zombies

>>39605056
>what makes them wanna humiliate them so much
It's misogyny born out of self-hatred. But because of strict gun control, the Japanese just let them get GOB'd in Minecraft instead of going for the high score.

Gonna drop my older baph wife off at a daycare, and tell sensei my "daughter" has been misbehaving lately and needs a timeout.

I can't stop thinking about a Ratatoskr reporting on the budding yet unrequited romance between two humans.
>They are of different social standings, so the lesser is reluctant to confess to the other, who remains oblivious inspite of the occasional pounding in their chest.
>Gossip circles in the local Demon Realm are abuzz over all this, and the newspaper is selling like hotcakes.
>Young people wish they could be in such a situation, because they just know they'd confess immediately
>The old couples reminisce over how it reminds them of their first meeting
>Radical succubi keep muttering about taking action if things stay as they are.

>Anon finds himself in a harem anime plot after falling for a Tanuki free vacation trick
>He picks the boy who fell for the same trick before him but ended up alping
>All the monsters lose hope on ever getting married
>Tanuki is sad because she has to refund them again

>>39605269
I didn't think it would be possible to make the wrong choice in a harem plot, but anon sure manage to.

>>39605103
i'd smuggle lolis out of hagville.
really it's a mystery how they even got there in the first place

>>39605084
Go explore some ruins for hag Creeping Coins disguised as treasure.

Did you know you can tame p'orcs, jabberwocks, and most Monster girl cops with a single trick..... a donut tied to a stick with taming you'd be able to ride them as well as "ride" them as you do

>>39605290
an alp loli beats a harem of hags

Discuss sticking your dick in random monster mouths. I'd use a lilim's mouth if I could...

>>39605290
If loving alps is wrong I don't wanna be right

>>39605257
I really really like how MGs like to get involved in the love lives of others.
>>39605269
I think the other MGs would be happy their new sister found love so quickly.
I bet the boy and the Alp bounded because she's the only one that could relate to his situation, having gone through it herself.

How long do you have to fuck the tailpussy before she lets you at the normal pussy?

>>39605290
Alps are fine monster ladies

>>39605443
Hmm, Alp milk huh?

>>39605342
>>39605367
>>39605443
I never lose to alp pussy!

Kamaitachis are cute!

>>39605125
You'll probably get taken home yourself.
>Poor little human
>All alone on the street
>At night
>Surrounded by big, scary monsters
It's the quintessential depiction of prey. You're practically asking for it. Better to offer yourself to a nice Vampire or Wight passing through. There could be worse options
>Captured by a horde of zombies and ghouls
>Taken prisoner by a Skeleton and her Lich mistress
>Abducted by a swarm of Werebats
>Apprehended by a the fiery guard dog of the local churchyard
>Led astray by the dancing flames of a Will-o-wisp
You might even run afoul of some towering, insidious figure with sharp claws and a threatening smile. Best not think of what would become of you then

>>39605461
>zombie fairy latches onto your shirt and won't let go
i have no recourse

>>39605461
>"Come on mister it's dangerous to be out alone at night."
>"You can come stay at the sabbath church."
>"You should never have come with us onii chan."
>"Every girl in here has been waiting for a big brother and we're gonna lick your lolipop all night"

>>39605443
>alp lim
>DL finally gets her wish, gives birth to a son
>first born male from a monster girl
>son alsp

>>39605469
Hahaha zombie fairies aren't real. It's probably just a regular fairy in make—

OH SHIT! It's a pixie! Don't let her cast her spell!

>>39605356
Do you mean walking up to a monster and shoving it in her mouth?
I'd try it with a Girtablilu, she might stab me in return but it's only fair since I'm stabbing her throat with my cock.

>>39605372
>I think the other MGs would be happy their new sister found love so quickly.
That's really cute. Makes me want to live in a monster community just to witness all the comradery and joy they share.

>>39605461
>Abducted by a swarm of Werebats
yes please

>>39605461
imma just break into a wights home and do the old smokehobo trick of pretending its my house that the wight is living in or I can just go to the local church of our milkly lady to rest?

>>39605497
>Makes me want to live in a monster community just to witness all the comradery and joy they share.
best I can do is a group of socially awkward anons

>>39605490
She must've fucked up her math somewhere

Monsters who wear glasses are much more efficient at femdom.
It's a true fact.

>>39605319
>really it's a mystery how they even got there in the first place
Men keep breeding the hags

>>39605498
No, Anon! They'll take you away to their rape cave, where it's too dark to see anything! And then they'll ride you so hard you won't be able to tell which or how many of them are on you at any time!

And then they'll feed you with freshly prepared fruit dishes, and then snuggle and cuddle with you in their wings...

YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THAT!

>>39605498
>get taken by a group of hag Werebat sisters that dote on you and feed you fruits
Good end.

>>39605461
remember, anons, there's always a non-zero chance of a phantom's shenanigans telling you one, spine-chilling thing: What a horrible night to have a curse

>>39605530
How big are her tits after you undo the belts?

>>39605498
Now you get to see whether they take you into a cave, or a spooky Vampire castle.

>>39605503
Naughty peasant, barging into a lady's house, needs rape correction.

>>39605541
sabbath size

>>39605536
i always did want to explore spoopy castle

>>39605455
>Alp reaches full succubihood after years of sex with her husband
>Gets pregnant and starts lactating
>Her husband just won't stop making jokes about her milk
>She signed them up for flayer therapy after 2 months of his bullshit

>>39605546
if she can stop monoluging and pay attention to the fact I put her panties on her heasd

>>39605559
>flayer concludes there's nothing wrong with him
>wife might be the one to need the adjustment

>>39605551
Marune Sabbath?

>>39605546
the door was wide open and even the guards let me through without a probelm, what the hel?

>>39605536
>Phantom
That could be the worst outcome of all.
Tossed and turned and all spun about, completely unawares that you are caught within one of their devilish machinations. All the aforementioned dangers spring to life before you, one after the other, as you are violated again and again.
Dancing in the palm of her hand, for the amusement of an audience of the undead.

And then it stops, and for a brief moment you remember it was your beloved wife, in costume and in character, at each and every turn.
And then the curtain rises once more, and you fall back into your role. You delicious little mortal (morsel)

>>39605533
>getting wrapped in soft wing and hag while be hand fed fruit
>all the while the hags coo and "Ara ara~" around you
>you know your pelvis is getting grounded to dust tonight but you can't help but feel comfy with the situation

>Cuddling with your monsterfu
>Something's troubling her
>She asks you "Anon, why do you love me?"
What's your response?
What is it about her that you love?

>>39605648
I start making out with her tailpussy. That's always the answer.

>>39604859
Marriage with foxes.

>>39605657

The arachne quarter is a real tourist trap.

>>39605648
dont say a word, just make out with her. Then shove my head between her tits and fall asleep

>>39605648
i tell her about how she saved me from my own despair and how she's the most perfect harpy of them all.

>>39605653
>responding to a question about love with lust
While she enjoys the thrill and pleasure, she's still left feeling empty.

>Speech check: delayed
The question will come up again, and a similar response will fail.

>>39605648
>because you're affectionate and want to have my babies
Yes, I am that easy to please.

>>39605686
The cocoon massages they offer are just too cheap to decline.
$3.50 for an hour of massage and you get a free drink included, can't say no to that.

>>39605698
>Speech check: pass
Probably not the perfect answer but a satisfying one

>>39605648
That's hard to answer without a waifu I've actually shared experiences with. Probably something about understanding me, caring, and actually being perceptive enough to break through my autism.

>>39605657
spooky

>>39605648
>"We've been through thick and thin together. I won't abandon you and I know you won't abandon me. Now what is really bothering you?"
To my beloved Familiar.

>>39605688
>>39605710
>Speech check: fail
>She asks the question again

>>39605714
but dude she's literally perfect! perfect voice, perfect personality, perfect looks, perfect smell. and her skin is soft and smooth! she covers all of my 5 senses perfectly!

>>39605657
wait what

>>39605648
Those feelings cannot be quantified that easily.
There is nothing specific I love about her.
At some point my mind just decided that she is the one and I want her and only her.

I'm gonna extract all the intellect of a haku and put it in a jubjub

>>39605715
>>39605728
>Speech check: pass
>she becomes putty in your arms and clings to you even tighter
>she says she loves you forever
Now's your opportunity

>>39605733
Give her the same answer, and ask why she's repeating herself.

>>39605753
Why would you torment a hakutaku like that?

>>39605733
Then, Why do I need a reason to love the girl I fell for? More like lady but thats a different topic. My heart cant give reasons. It just feels right and without you there is but a hole in me. And no matter what I do, I cant think of life without her. we may have our moments but I just cant see the light without her

>>39605753
what would happen?

>>39605754
>Now's your opportunity
To? I guess the mood would require cuddles, potentially followed by slow sex and/or a nice date not necessarily in that order.

>>39605755
>Speech check: fail
>she becomes emotionally distant from you for awhile
A long, uncomfortable talk is in your future

>>39605785
Nah, she'll be back for her hourly milking. Those things fill up fast when she's pregnant.

>I want to put my face in ___'s ass

>>39605769
>Speech check: pass
>she smiles and has a tear coming down her face
You've made her very happy

>>39605742
she's also very smart. graduated top of the line in wonderland college. and is really good at poetry

>>39605701
To monsters love = lust.
That's why you could show your raging boner to a monster and get engaged on the spot without a word.

>>39605648
Honk her nose and say clussy is what makes me smile and a day without clown is day in a hell

>>39605825
While your urges may be satisfied, you're gonna in store for a bad marriage with that thought process. You gotta respect and love her for who she is too. If you want a more fulfilling relationship with your monsterfu, consider this insight.

>>39605852
>bad marriage
>with a monster girl
Please read the setting.

>>39605648
You got me out of my shell and brought passion, wonder, and color to a previously rote, drab, and ultimately boring existence. You freed me from myself.

>>39605815
>wonderland college
might as well be clown college, i bet prof chesh isn't even licensed

>>39605874
Clown college is hard to get into and not just because of all the Bogies.

>>39605874
Look at that Chesh. Can't wait until she becomes a hag if she looks like that already.

>>39605878
can't you just put on clown makeup and big funny shoes and walk in? how hard could it be?

>looking for fox gf
>finally find a mentally stable one
>get her home for some floofing
>turn around for one second
>hear a spell dispersal noise
>ohshit.jpg
>before i can turn around i get dragged into a pocket dimension
>raped and toyed by a nine tailed kitsune for a fucking week.
>she tosses me out of her pocket dimension while laughing to herself
stupid yokai...

>>39605905
>tossing you out
Retard.

>>39605874
I want an OL Troll

>>39605917
Ytho?

>>39605874
>>39605880
Just imagine her straining those clothes afet she became a hag, seeing those stocking dig into her thighs, her top nearing bursting from her massive fat cat tats
>>39605900
nah you have to have the whole get up as wel have a bogie vouch for you

>>39605925
Why should anons have to justify shit to you

>>39605925
What?

>>39605905
>finally find a mentally stable one
The only sane foxes are country bumpkins.
The kitsunes who live in the cities are even worst than the old hags who consider themselves "ancient evils".

Explain to me why I shouldn't call Mrs. Officer Hellhound a cuckhound and get tossed into MGC prison with all the criminal monster girl pussy I could want

>>39605951
Explain to me why I shouldn't call you a retarded faggot and tell you to get a trip so I can filter your posts

>>39605715
>That's hard to answer without a waifu I've actually shared experiences with.
Right in my feelings.

>>39605951
just be a whore and get paid for it as well as you would be put into male prison with many almost alps

>>39605874
Short hair is terrible

>>39605648
"Sometimes I feel like you're the only one that really sees all of me. That I'm okay with seeing all of me..."

And she'd probably respond by berating such a flowery response, and calling me a hopeless pervert disguised as a mushy gushy romantic. And she wouldn't have it any other way.

>>39605951
>all the criminal monster girl pussy I could want
Are you implying she will just let you go? You're her favorite inmate till the end of time.

>>39605968
wow. kinda shit opinion

>>39605986
Not him, but fuck you and fuck every Nip author that decides to have the best girl cut her hair for
>muh character development
It was better long.

>>39605648
I don't, you raped me and i felt guilty about leaving after your body transformed into one that only works for me.

>>39605995
ah, I see. Now thats shit.

>>39605874
>short hair
>office lady
please, i can only get so erect

>>39605968
Wrong, lmao.

>>39605998
gb2 /tg/, pls.

>>39605648
>now id be lying if i said i didnt come for your luxuriously fluffy tail
>but stayed for (you)r personality.

>>39604859

>>39606008
That's medium

>>39605995
>>muh character development
Really?

>>39606012
Why? That is how most monster relationships start. Anons would just become comfortable with the routine.

39606058
its called hyperbole, mr. faggot

There must be a way I can bait a Jinko into groping me on a train.

>>39605968
Stupid dumb dumb doodoohead opinion

>>39605917
>needs a big keyboard for those beeg hands
>can barely fit in her suit with the buttons straining on her shirt
>has little desk plants cause she can't help not garden
would flirt with every break

>>39606078
>hey there, tiger lady, see anything ya like?

>>39606005
That is by far one of my favorite hellhound pictures. I think it's that look of slight frustration

>>39606064
I don't want it. I already have my dream scenario set up.
>go to the cat kingdom
>accosted by guards and arrested.
>tossed into a cell with no explanation I wait.
>eventually someone comes by
>the ruler.
>she says my crime doesn't matter. In the cat kingdom we #believecats and she wanted me in prison
>The punishment? I have to pet her for 15 minutes straight.
>she opens the cell, forecefully sits in my lap
And that's how I met my cait sith wife. Yes I am working on the doujin as we speak

>>39606008
I HATE CHESHIRES I HATE CHESHIRES I HATE CHESHIRES I HATE CHESHIRES

>>39605648
I tell her that love is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work.

>>39606078
Push her up against the glass and grope her for a bit. Once she's good and riled up stop and act like nothing happened

>>39606088
>Plays with her bonsais instead of doing her nails
C-cute...

The annoying outsider is back, post LN art to make him mad.

>>39606128
Smug monsters are dangerous.

>>39604859

>>39606128

>>39606128
I just want to increase the smug until it is maximum over smug

>>39606148
i want see this thing but with bogie being clown levels of smug

>>39606152
You can't handle those levels.

>>39606148
I'm gonna help Ms. Lich's experiments in making a highly concentrated smug potion.

>>39606128
We're reaching dangerous levels of smug

>>39606155
yes i can for I was trained by clowns and have seen the smug beyoing smog of smuggy posers

>>39606165
>beyoing smog
It's already getting to you, stop it while you can! It's too dangerous!

>>39606171
amd whats without danger, meNinglless, FOR I DESIRE THE MOST SMUG

You think Undead Kingdoms have laws making it mandatory that you have to warm up and loosen up any Undead girl that asks you?

>>39605943
Because stone cold said so

>>39606183
where is heer cute hat! I need to see that jumping corspe with her cute little hat!

>>39606183
Sir, this an Undead Kingdom, not a matriarchal hellscape.

Now pick a waifu and commit die.

>>39606148
wider

Hunt the cheshire, put and end to her smugness

>>39606193
Sometimes they have to take the hat off, dummy.

popped onto /po/ and found sexy paper dolls, now imagine if they were alive like paper liveing dolls
>>39606210
my jumping corpse is perfect!

>>39606102
>I-It was just a prank bro, relax.

>>39606221
Living girls can't compete.

>>39606183
I'd hope they wouldn't be so crass as the Cat Kingdom.

>>39606183
If she's of a higher class/social standing it is. You mustn't refuse the requests of Undead royalty.

>>39606236
My cait sith wife's boyfriend doesn't complain

>>39606209
Hunt Ushi's to make more! Make a hunting party with your Ushi daughters!

Fun pranks to play on your Jinko neighbor?

>>39606241
i would, no person can order me around, all she gonna get is a good spanking

>>39606260
Put your undies in her mailbox. When she tries to return them ask her how she knew they were yours.

>>39606260
Sending her anonymous dick pics and then asking her to remove them.

>>39606251
Your tasteless /pol/tard cuckshit ntrposting will not save you from my full throated support of cute kemono girls that are an established part of the setting.

>>39606260
sunbathe naked in your backyard and ignore her "subtle" attempts to peek on you

>>39606260
catch her with the old nose flick or my favorite, just sleep in her house for a bit

>>39606260
Rub you cheek against her palm and pretend to fall asleep.

>>39606275
cute face

39606305
39606275
39606251
samefaggot

Dumbass
>39606305
>39606275
>39606251

MGC should dam and drain virgin bay

I guess I'm the real dumbass...
>>39606305
>>39606275
>>39606251

>>39606317
>said the landlubber

39606315
39606319
fuck off shitheads to tg and trash

>>39606319
>>39606315
>>39606309
I'll do anything for my wife.

>>39606327
You first, shitlord
>>>/trash/47240746

>>39606251
>>39606275
>>39606305
>>39606337
Fuck off aids-ridden vermin
>>>/trash/

DISCUSS
MONSTERGIRLS

>>39606352
i wanna have sex with a doll making gazer

>>39606352
i like to put greenworms in people's gardens

>>39606352
How do you make a Gazer say "I love you" outright?

>>39606352
Discuss Desert Tanuki

>>39606355
Find your own, you clout-chasing whelp.

>>39606368
but where the hell? Do I need to look into every cave or something, prof gazeranon?

>>39606352
I was to smear hunks of gazer goop on peoples cars

>>39606363
Carry out an impossible task flawlessly.
That, or win a bet in vidya.

Don't lose.

>>39606365
If I'm getting a desert girl she better be able to cook mexican food.

>>39606377
With that attitude, you won't be having sex with anything other than your hand.

>>39606382

>>39606420

>>39606415
I believe her.

If gazers are so great, why are they mean and arrogant? Do they get stressed out when they aren't raping their men?

>>39606429
oh no, they're always stressed out

>>39606423

>>39606424
monsters would never lie,she just so happens to look like one
>>39606439
wurms are the cutest monster out of all monster and you cannot deny this fact, even better than stinky gazers who cant even say I love you

>>39606449
how powerful is dark wurmy?

>>39606449
>double reply

>>39606429
What you call arrogance, I call confidence.

>>39606349
I want to talk only about cute mge girls not futas with swollen balls

>>39606458
I just call them dorks

>>39606452
very, just gets distracted pretty easily by papilions and moths
>>39606453
hello there fellow wurm lover and thank you for that cute new wurm to add to my many wurm pics

>>39606474
portable power cow

>>39606477
Latenight Wurms are good Wurms.

>>39606492
they are the cutest subspecies of wurm

>>39606474
Gonna carry that adorable chunni home

>>39606474
chunni nug

>>39606511
Beware, even Wurms can be scary sometimes

>>39606532
never, only that happens is when I cut myself around Anna. She gets scary overprotective

Hairy monsters > smooth monsters

>>39606532
Want to fill that tummy with little wurms.

>>39606565
Disgusting mammalians.

>>39606565
she also fat

>>39606532
>tfw no wurm auntster

>>39606565
man, my afovrite artist for that is Tanishi

>>39606565
Hairy armpits are absolutely fucking disgusting and make me want to vomit.

I was just delivering pizzas to the sabbath's black mass, then some kid gave me a mystery fizzy pink drink, and my whole body was paralyzed from the neck down. Now there are sirens and bells ringing and they're all taking their clothes off around me. Why must this happen to me, i'm just a pizza-delivery boy!

>>39606651
>drinking a strange pink liquid some random person gave you
You deserve it.

>>39606651
remember to have one sit on your face

>>39606662
>Being rude and refusing a drink
You sound like an asshole

>>39606651
hang in there anon, just wait till they open the pizza box and discover that its not pizza inside...

>>39606651
Congratulations on your engagement!

So how about those cats, eh?

>>39606565
one more reason why elves are superior

>>39606692
>pizza thin mana bombs
truly the uwaaabomber is a master of his craft

>>39606677
it called not being stupid
>>39606651
i dont take those calls, the only oens is hagville orders, just dont remember what happens after

>>39606715
can he ever be stopped

>>39606565

>>39606734
the MGCPD are useless and the sabbath's own taskforce ended up 7 feet tall, there is no hope for this case

>>39606724
But hags don't like pizza, they like weird things like salad and yogurt

>>39606702
Good Toms know when they are licked.

>>39606749
dunno what happens with the pizza but I have a feeling its not needed and they just want me instead but for what reason?

>>39606758
Short hair cheshire is for big litters.

>>39606758
I see short hair, i think aunties

>>39606758
Damn cats, I won't lose to them!

Marry a spider today, she'll help keep away those pesky insect girls trying to sneak in all the time

>>39606769
Pyrow aunt must be really cool

>>39606565
Absolutely disgusting

>>39606784
Yeah she is kinda cool but my dark mage bogie aunt is the coolest, she showed me how to do clown magic!

>>39606772
If this is losing, I don't want to win.

>>39606128

>>39606832
Do you really want to be saddled with memecat forever?
You could have a less smug girl. or be a spider.

>>39606738
Didn't know Jun had made another one. He's a godsend.

Amputee really are the superior beings. That’s why you should help increase their population by marrying a vampire today.

>>39606847
Yes, I have an infinite tolerance for shenanigans and I can give as good as she gives.

>>39606855
What?

>>39606855
Amputee?
You okay anon?
Do you have brain damage?

>>39606855
Fuck meant to say vampire. Damn you autocorrect.

>>39606862
>relying on autocorrect
Ms. Haku will be at your location in T minus 3 minutes.

>>39604859
Impregnate vampires.

>>39606877
Vaca muerta Que chumps sangre

Is this heresy?

>>39606877
only if they are cute dorks

I want a 4 foot tall fox to rape me with her ass.

>>39604859
Imagine Kunoichi ninjas being upset and frustrated that they cannot sneak critical a boy because he has a Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2-style heartbeat sensor and Awareness perk that makes enemy footsteps heard much louder. And just when said frustrated Kunoichis can't think it can't get any worse:

>"Enemy UAV Recon spotted."
>"Heads up, Enemy UAV Recon detected in your AO."

>>39606885
Maladito autocorrect
>que chupa sangre

>>39606885
>>39606913
Excuse me, but this is an AMERICAN board.

>>39606925
You posted the wrong version

>>39605125
>>39605150
>>39605153
>>39605461
>>39605489
Such is the life in the undead lands of Sylvania.

>>39606925
amen brother

>>39606925
No hablo hamburgers y Que te jodes

>>39606932
No, I posted the correct version.

>>39606906
I don't know what the fuck this shitpost is supposed to be, but Imma 25-0 your dumb fucking face and then finish you off with the tactical nuke.

n00b

>>39606925
perdon, senor pero yo no peso unos 200 kilos como usted

>>39606925
>>39606934
>>39606943
I want an American monster wife who cooks us burgers every night and insists on eating in front of the television.

>>39606951
just get a jabberwock to the UMGSA

>>39606925
>>39606934
>>39606943
>>39606951
You all better not forget to teach your kiddos about critical race theory. And remember, the monster teachers have all the rights to keep secrets with your sons, you bigots!

>"Get up! We're going to be late to the ball!"
>"You can suck my ball lmao"

>>39605489
The Sabbath would never mislead anyone, they are good girls who have my complete trust.

>>39606943
Nah you definitely posted the wrong one with the inferior flag

>>39606967
hah gotem!
>anon proceeded to be Claw'd

>>39605461
You could always end up the servant of some vampire. Acting as her servant and blood source from then on out. One of the best ends in my opinion.

I wanna play a prank on my wife that I forgot how to speak english and start speaking another language entirely for an entire day and pretend I dont understand her

>>39604859

>>39606983
You'd have to learn another language first, dumbass

>>39606996
that's ok, he can talk in memes

>>39606996
I do know another language, dummy or I can talk in memes like>>39606999

>>39606976
>being with a haughty blood sucking corpse is a good end
imma just get one of those chinese jumping corpse

>>39606892
DIVINE BOOBA

>>39607054
Gonna make her summon some water familiars.

>>39606892
Yes. If angels were truly divine, they would be flat chested.

>>39607078
so....immaturity is divine, that cant be rtight

burger bird

>>39607077
You're asking for a raping.

did someone say cute angel girls?

>>39607085
Worth it.
Very, very worth it to get that cat

>>39607082
Seek repentance brother, it is not too late.

>>39606892

>>39606877
Day one of portals I'm putting on my best Richter cosplay and castlevania walking to the nearest vampire castle.

>>39607098
holy cow

>>39607121
Chances are you're just going to get turned into a skeleton by a Rumanian man

>>39607125
Not even he can stop my quest for vampire pussy!

>>39607145
Getting a feeling this is dogshit.

>>39607122
>fight your way into the gates of heaven
>defeat whole legions of battle-hardened angels as you ascend towards the top
>ejust barely emerge triumphant against the most elite seraphim the Chief God has
>finally reach Her throne room
>approach
>get distracted by her breasts
>"holy cow"
>leave

>>39607149
nah, no fuckery. checked it myself. It be an emo dork

>>39607150
I'd attempt to milk her while she is giving her monologue

>>39607145
love this dork

>>39607149
It is, against all odds, somehow not dogshit.

>>39607149
Rude.

>>39607150
>You cannot run from a boss battle appears

>>39607171
>>39607196
That's good, gook/jap artists tend to have garbage tastes so god knows what they'd do with another black haired "creepy" gacha girl that really likes (You)

>>39607211
Not the character, dummy.

>>39607215
to be fair, most of the time its commisson that make them do that

>>39606932
Gotchu southernbro.

>>39607224
Mostly true, but that doesn’t mean there ain’t some mentally ill artist with shit tastes who draw that garbage all the time regardless

>>39607258
very true

>>39607249
Time for another march to the sea.

>>39607291
Fuck off, fed bootlicker.

Big ripe sake jugs…

>>39607348
i fucking love form-fitting dresses

quick make a pun about women being harpies or birds or some other clever ah forget it

>>39607329
sake milk

>>39607363
https://youtu.be/60D7SN06A8M

>>39607258
You don't get into art unless you are mentally ill.
Does mge look like the work of a happy man?

>>39607397
what a hoot

>human body with animal features
would
>human head on animal body
still would
>human personality on animal body
still would
>vaguely human shaped rock
still would

>>39607291
It's my goddess-given right to own big strong monsters! If dark elves can own slaves so can I

39607413
fuck off, furfaggot

Changeling gf when
>can be any girl

>>39607441
I am not a furry, I just have a wide and lenient strike zone.

>>39607441
>Make greentexts nobody cares
>Make model you hate it
I'm starting to think my porn comic is going to be poorly received too

>>39607447
puffy nipples make me get hard

>>39607402
can attest, am artist and have faulty mind

>>39607404
She's got that predator look...

BREAKING NEWS

Order-leaning social media employees angry and crying that the social media corporation they work for is now purchased by a Danuki-chan.

it aint funny, fuck off with that order shit

it's a bit funny however

>>39607536
Influx of Chesires onto the platform causes much distress and cries of intervention.

>>39607092
Man, fuck cats

>>39607555
Yes.

>>39607415
They're called garden tools

>>39607555
I'd gladly fuck this cat.

>>39607555
I agree

>>39607578
look at that hag party

>>39607579
fuck why is pantyhose so sexy

>>39607582
The youngsters are outside.

>>39607582
Hush, Anon.

>>39607584
That's a good question

>>39607555
Indeed

>>39607607
this cat is defective

>>39607599
That left tit really doesn't look right

>>39607611
Your cock is defective (-)x11

>>39607599
Where are we going Miss Kot?

>>39607616
someones a little miffed

>>39607620
Happy times.

b4 i go to sleep
here what I've done for myconcept of my jabberwife
https://imgur.com/qwIX6bs
https://imgur.com/p4gAQxB
https://imgur.com/C4Fb1Kk

>>39607555
That's the aim.

>>39607150
>Find your path back blocked
>Space-Time starts to warp
>Turn around
>She was right behind you the whole time you turned your back on her

NO! Stop this Todd! I dont want it! STOP THIS TODD STOP IT!!!

>>39607635

>>39607723
how did this cat get in my room?

>>39607729
Actual literal magic

>>39607708
She is very beeg.

>>39607723
Haha imagine if there was a bunch of alternates of this picture like where she's named and also where she's lactating haha imagine if it was on exhentai right now

>>39607734
time to use my own magic
>Shoo Shoo horny cat