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I honestly don't know.
It doesn't scare me less than any other kind of cohabitation.

I'd dress up in her clothes.

Not really, no. She would be mature enough to leave me to my own business and I would probably never talk to her at all.

Depends if she likes eroge

I'd burn her in her sleep because she's a slut.

human contact = freaking scary

>>3959219
Only if I'm in animu-world.

>>3959215
Yes, for the first few weeks but after a while I'd get used to a smoking hot lady walking out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel asking for shampoo and complaining about the hot water running out.

In fact upon closer inspection shinji was fuck lucky and had absolutely no reason to be sad. You dad is a douche bag, so fucking what? You have a shitton of friends that still love and respect you and a goddamn giant robot.

>>3959223
This

I lived with my aunt who was single, hot and pretty much like misato. It was fun but her boy friends pissed me the fuck off. Douchebags the lot of them.

Eva, not so good.

>>3959285
I bet Kaji is a bro.

>>3959223
This is why male animu leads are always retarded and generally stupid, the average person isn't really bothered by it and would just live on like always.
And having a woman going around in underwear it's something you get used to, everyone who has a sister knows.

How would you like the idea of living with Yuugi under the same roof?

But we are the wimpy Shinji.
What are you talking about?

>>3959303
there's no way that wouldn't end with a drunken horn through my face so I would get out of that situation ASAP

I'd fucking hate the ideea of living with anyone. I'm extremely sensitive to noise when I sleep. It was hellish enough when I still lived with my family and got woken up 10 times every night, now that I've got my own place there's no way in hell I'm ruining it. Then there's not being able to walk around naked and anally masturbate whenever/wherever you feel like it. Cohabitation is shit.

There are only two outcomes.
Big sis modo and no talk modo.

Hi, what does "angry sex" mean?

I can't even speak to my female cousins. A hot older woman is simply out of the question entirely.

Under-18s GTFO.

That would be pretty cool. Maybe she has some life advice for me if I get to know her.

If you touch Yuugi's horn, would that be counted as sexual harassment?

>>3959215
thanks to therapy, i can now talk to other people

i'd put on the charm 110% and get some older lady vag.

>>3959346
But the only life advice women can give you is 'whore yourself to the guy who has more money', which doesn't really work unless you have a vagina.

I'd probably end up getting caught doing something horrendous like this >>3959221

Do want

>>3959349
>older lady vag.

Enjoy your hairy, torn mollusk.

I'm starting to understand the difference between a tomboy and a rough girl.
Rough girls who acts and live rough aren't necessary tomboys.
Tomboys are girls that are actually boys in heart, but not quite lesbian.
I should write a book.

I have cohabitated with a number of women for all but a few months of my 24 years (and I've only ever been related to one) and ... it's not as bad, or as good, as it's cracked up to be. It's like living with a guy ... only, y'know, with tits.

>>3959401
what would you call it?

>>3959415
Embrace Your Inner Freud

>>3959401
>I should write a book.
Hopefully this book would contain a disclaimer stating that while both sexes have stereotypical gender roles, neither need to be confined to such.

I had a tenant once, but I spent most of the time with her daughter. She was cute and wanted somebody to play dolls with her.

>>3959457
D'aww.

nothing special living with one. like this >>3959408

>>3959408
>>3959466
that's cause you guys are herbivores who couldn't take advantage when she was drunk and basically asking for it.

or jerk on face/into mouth/on tits in her sleep.

>>3959473
Drop the act already.

>>3959477
okay, but you could definitely get away with jerkin into her food.

>>3959481
Maybe, but I do not like to spread disease unlike those drunken idiots.

>>3959486
i am virgin. i have no diseases.

i just want to watch older women, 25 - 32, eatin my young virgin juices.

>>3959481
Jokes about this only chill me now that I've seen boards devoted to taking pictures of themselves cumming on people's toothbrushes and food

>>3959496
ooh! links please!

>>3959215
Reported. Back to /r9k/ please.

>>3959500
http://anonib.com/cif

>>3959514
Jesus christ

>>3959514
dear god...

>>3959489
Being a virgin doesn't make you free of STDs. Get back to school.

>>3959529
wat, really?

What is "relatively" young? I'm only a few years younger than Misato myself.

>>3959627
A girl that would make you want to scream ONEE SAMA when you see her?

I wouldn't live with a slut.

>>3959574
Yeah, these things are genetic. That's why you are supposed to get tested before you start having sex. Nobody bothers, though.

>>3959663
Shit, I think I'll take my 10yr old sister to the doctor tomorrow.

>>3959675
Oh you!

souce you fuckn bitches

>>3959691
Reported.

>>3959691
Oh, dear.

>>3959675
Awesome Christmas present.

>>3959675
I'm sure your "sister" will be happy to know that she is healthy.

Sure, sounds good to me.

>>3959514
God. I love the internet!

I would not be afraid. It would take a little while to get used to having a roommate in general though. At most, maybe a few days.

Now if she brought over bad company, then I would have a problem with her.

>>3959691

Black Lagoon.

OP's pic is of Rock and Revy.

>>3959215
Not at all

Actually, I would be intimidated a bit and feel pretty much jittery on the inside since I'm pretty much the silent & shy type. After getting used to it, I won't have a problem really. Going shopping with her, talking to her, etc etc would pretty much make me feel all warm inside

Only problem is hormones & privacy