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The days are getting warmer.

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>> No.39569652

Last post in thread got me thinking. What is kcs opinion on feet?

>> No.39569655

>>39569636
>alcohol based womb tattoo
it may be time for an intervention

>> No.39569661
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>>39569640
Wish you were here

>> No.39569670

what monster would make cherry milk?

>> No.39569672
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Indeed

>> No.39569701
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>> No.39569707

>>39569701
need an elven momster

>> No.39569727

>>39569640
I love Akagi

>> No.39569734
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tfw no overprotective succubus knight wife

>> No.39569739
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The best thing about incubus is drinking beer without harming your liver.

>> No.39569757

>>39569739
if i became an undead one, i'd be using my head fell off pranks way too much as well as to look up skirts

>> No.39569762
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>>39569652
Foot fetish is just in the right spot where it's considered kinda weird by normalfags, but not revolting. There's little to no focus on feet, but at least KC isn't opposed to it with that picture of Dark Elf.

>> No.39569772

>>39569762
>not revolting
speak for yourself

>> No.39569785

>>39569762
foot aint my thing either but I now want to see a jabberwock in heels

>> No.39569788

>>39569762
I like those feet more. I guess you can't really get a foot job but they would be fun to rub

>> No.39569790

>>39569701
I want to nibble on those ears

>> No.39569799

>>39569757
I doubt it. Undead males are actually incubus, but with different way of transformation. So you will be a normal man, well, maybe with pale skin.

>> No.39569809

>>39569762
A big part of the mandragora is foot sucking.
>The mandragoras love it when their husband sucks their roots. Like a plant absorbing water, they fully absorb their husband's saliva, and it's delicious to them.

>> No.39569827

>>39569799
Just being married to an undead makes you an immortal undead also. You'd probably be no different to any other incubus other than being functionally immortal.

>> No.39569846

>>39569799
damnit, all i get is being a damn goth

>> No.39569867
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>>39569772
Not something I'm particularly into, but I'm not opposed to it.
>>39569809
Right, I didn't remember because Mandragora is one of those girls that almost never get mentioned.

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>>39569846
Wrong. You get eternal love.

>> No.39569878

>>39569872
yeah forgot about that, but it would be fun for a cycle to get raised by a jabberwight

>> No.39569915
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>>39569867
When the day comes it is the duty of every anon to take at least one unpopular girl as his wife.
After all, who else would be desperate enough to make the portals? Druella? She is too busy conquering her own world.

>> No.39569916
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>>39569727

>> No.39569925

>>39569915
>implying that hag isn't hearing her clock ticking away

>> No.39569951

>>39569867
Demons should have sharp pointy nails.

>>39569915
The few people in the know will get their species of choice.
Clueless men who are afraid of monsters will get snatched by whoever comes first, that's where the unpopular girls come in.

>> No.39569957
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You should always resist and try to fight back against monsters
It’s more fun that way

>> No.39569959

>>39569916
Is Black Surge Night getting english translations even if fanmade? I’m legit interested in this take of the MC actually allying with the discarded abyssal girls instead of fighting them

>> No.39569960
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It's time to mix things up a little.

>> No.39569963

>>39569957
never. best she's getting from me is civil disobedience

>> No.39569975

>>39569957
hellhound paws typed this

>> No.39569983

>>39569951
>few people in the know will get their species of choice.
Maybe if you are very fast. But getting a baphomet is about more than just reaching her first.

>> No.39569984

>>39569957
nah, im just gonna sell myself on the corner of MGC as the failed artist I am, hobble back home, draw something, then cry myself to sleep

>> No.39569997

39569983
Hello there agian, mr shitflinger.

>> No.39570011
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>>39569959
AFAIK, there's no actual translations but there are guides out there for English-speakers who wish to play the game.
https://youtu.be/F03z6yEZb20

>> No.39570013

>>39569975
Kinda impressive if you think about it.

>> No.39570016

>>39569997
Sorry anon. That's just my own insecurities I'm projecting.

>> No.39570032

>>39570013
would really want to see it
>>39570016
Ok, and? Just stop thinking like that, were you broguht here just to complain and shit the bed? No, so stop being a little bitch

>> No.39570056

the gremlins can rebuild you anon, they have the technology

>> No.39570092

>>39570056
If they can, I want detachable body parts, especially my head as well as realistic skin

>> No.39570109

>>39569827
Pretty sure you have to actually die to become undead. Marrying an undead just matches your lifespan to hers (which is a long time)

>> No.39570175

>>39570013
>Anon sends a text to his Hellhound gf
>Asks if she needs anything from the store
>He can see that she's currently typing
>It takes a while
>Two whole minutes pass by and she finally replies
>"Notjing, thank you stud. Lobe you very much" followed by 6 emoticons and a gif of a puppy holding a heart pillow

>> No.39570182

Monster girls will force you to express your feelings, love shopping and clothes, and watch romantic comedies with them. No, they will not be your precious tomboy gfs, you will be their sensitive gentle human bf. You will hold hands with them while showing off your fashionable clothes to all the succs, harpies, and more in public.

>> No.39570189
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>>39569762
>not revolting
I beg to differ.
And yet, paws are an entirely different matter for me.

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>>39569640

>> No.39570205
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39570205

I need her

>> No.39570240

>>39570189
I want to hold those paws.

>> No.39570254

Clown hybrid idea
Bogie Haku

>> No.39570286
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39570286

New short fic! This time it's about a zombie helping (You) get over your necrophobia. Not too big a fan of the undead girls myself, but I somehow convinced myself that one of the calmer ones would make a cute wife. Enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38572215

>> No.39570295
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39570295

I just want a clingy Dragon girl

>> No.39570308

>>39570286
Very good sir. The humble zombie is much neglected.

>> No.39570317

>>39570286
Sounds really damn cute, gonna read it soon.
We need more zombie stories, or at least undead stories-

>> No.39570323

>>39570295
Clingy dragon girl who only feels at ease when she gives you a wing hug.

>> No.39570353

>>39570286
adorable

>> No.39570363

I want to fuck Alps

>> No.39570379

how to get out of dragon knight obligations

>> No.39570400

>>39570379
Get your mount pregnant. She won't be able to fight with a swollen belly.

>> No.39570409

>>39570379
Become oathbreaker.
You can run, but your dragon will be honor bound to hunt you down and bring you back for punishment. Do you think you can beat her?

>> No.39570412

>>39570323
That’s my dream

>> No.39570429

>>39570379
get with the oldest and widest one

>> No.39570467

>>39570409
I'll slip away in the middle of the night, that should give me a few hours head start, if I can make it to a major market I can tag along with a merchant and get far away

>> No.39570488
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>>39569727
Akagi loves you

>> No.39570535

>>39570205
>Dragon meets some kids
>She breathes fire to try and scare them away
>They tell her that she's so cool and asl her to do it again
>She can't help but smile
>That night she insisted Anon cums at least 6 times inside

>> No.39570539

>>39570467
Great way to make your dragon go full yandere on you. When she catches you, you will not be allowed out of the house.

>> No.39570595

>>39570539
she'll never find me, I'll make sure of that, she should just forget about me

>> No.39570606

>>39570412
my dream

>> No.39570652

>>39570197
Evil fish are great, we need more of them.

>> No.39570699

>>39570379
>>39570409
>>39570467
>>39570539
>>39570595
>anon runs away the night before he takes up the mantle
>his dragon vows to bring him back for his betrayal
>anon travels far to escape the life forced upon him at birth
>dragon throws everything into the hunt
>their inevitable encounter and duel will be legendary

>> No.39570800

>>39570699
>their inevitable encounter and duel will be legendary
pretty sure it'll mostly just be crying on her part

>> No.39570821
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Breed the elves.

>> No.39570833

>>39570821
Silly elf.
She's going to war yet she forgot to put on panties.

>> No.39570892

>>39570800
>>39570379
>>39570467
>>39570595
Can you either stop being an obnoxious faggot addicted to being miserable or just do everyone here and in your life a favor and just kill yourself?

>> No.39570898

>>39570821
probably the most violated and raped race in the fantasy worlds

>> No.39570913

>>39570892
thinking your taking it a tad too seriously anon

>> No.39570926

>>39570892
lol what did I do? I was just suggesting she'd be upset at him when they finally met

>> No.39570933

There are few things that make monster girls more distressed than accidentally making a little boy cry.

>> No.39570938
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>>39570833
No panties needed where she's going

>>39570898
?

>> No.39570953

>>39570892
set up is everything anon

>> No.39570973

>>39570938
it's just that whenever someone is being defiled in the fantasy universe it's almost always an elf and i can't understand why

>> No.39571003

>>39570800
>>39570926
>dragon finally catches up to anon
>finally she can capture him and take him back
>after a year of hunting she can't contain her emotions any more
>bawls her eye out over how he abandoned her
>anon can't do much over being pinned by big squishy dragon tail

>> No.39571024

>>39571003
>she's more upset over the fact he left without her

>> No.39571032

>>39570938
Traditional elf outfits sure are something else.
>That smile
She'd make a good onee-san.

>> No.39571039

>At work
>Listening to my playlist
>Dido - Thank You comes on
>Don’t realize how loud I mumble sang the song
>Get called in HR and have to sit down as cupid lady asks me if everything is alright
>It’s just like that time I sang Bon Jovi songs

>> No.39571053

>>39570933
When the portals open you will cry into the chest of your monster wife as she gently rapes you for the first time, right?

>> No.39571107

>>39569762
That would be me. Slender, delicate female feet > anything in baryonic universe (too bad they're attached to human women).

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>>39571032
Elves have lots of traditional outfits depending on the region they come from.

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>> No.39571281

>>39571275
Cute yeti belly

>> No.39571400

I want to see a mommy shark.

>> No.39571440

>>39571400
Three easy steps
>Acquire shark
>????
>Mommy shark

>> No.39571442

>>39571039
Boys who sing in the office get raped by a sad office lady they pushed over the edge.

>>39571400
How big?

>> No.39571450

>>39571440
I need to know what one looks like first before I make one of my own.
>>39571442
On a scale of 1 to ten with ten being the biggest how about 7?

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>>39569640

>> No.39571510
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I love noble pears

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>> No.39571542

>>39571536
i think i trust assassins more than clerics

>> No.39571582

>>39571536
How does this silly chunni elf want me to take her seriously when i can play tic tac toe on that fivehead

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>> No.39571595
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39571595

>>39571583

>> No.39571615
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Some girls tie cherry stems with their tongues to show off their skill, succubi can do something more.

>> No.39571622

I will defeat vampires by using my magically powers to turn my blood hallucinogenic

>> No.39571635
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i love my wife

>> No.39571644

>>39571622
anon that works both ways...

>> No.39571688

>>39571510
>Commoners swear by large breasts
>The bigger the breasts the better the woman
>Nobles disdain such tomfoolery
>To them the more pristine a woman's pear shape is, the higher her ranking

>> No.39571705

>>39571644
>vamp bites anon
>anon activates his trap card
>vamp trips out
>anon is in another place altogether however
>his mind ascends several dimensions
>past the smell of colours
>past the realm of mofu
>past squidbros poker night hideout
>anon's awoken mind intrudes upon a shog convention

>> No.39571735

>>39571705
what happens at the shogvention?

>> No.39571736

>>39571705
>The shogs pause upon sensing him, then give a monotone "kyaaa."

>> No.39571744
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Do you prefer your desert girls with egiptian outfits or with arabian/harem clothes?

>> No.39571756

>>39571735
Much gossiping and comparing of mastahs. It's surprisingly similar to a kiki convention.

>> No.39571768
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>>39571744
Ops didn't see nipple

>> No.39571776

>>39571744
Nice try Anubis, I know you are trying to optimize Anon seduction rates in the kingdom

>> No.39571783

>>39571635
Stylish jub.
Pink and black go well together on her.

>>39571744
>>39571768
Both are great, though the latter is usually lewder and thus better.

>> No.39571797

>>39571776
Is it working?

>> No.39571817
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>>39571783
yes, yes she is.

>> No.39571820
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>>39571735
Anon gets slimed

>> No.39571833

>>39571705
>>39571736
>>39571756
>>39571820
shogs can't get you if your only there mentally right?

>> No.39571862

>>39571817
>Sundowner
Either she enjoys a nice drink during the sunset, or she's a fucking invincible warmonger.

>> No.39571874

>>39571833
Shogs manifest into the world from the mental mindscape she already has claimed anon if he is there

>> No.39571883
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What are they looking at?

>> No.39571903

>>39571883
Anon making out with a girl's tailpussy.

>> No.39571912

>>39571797
….No
Harem silks

>> No.39571945

>>39571833
They know where to find you.

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>>39569640

>> No.39571989

>>39571883
Anon eating the Warden Hellhound out.

>> No.39571997
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>>39571744
Mostly egyptian

>> No.39571999

>>39571983
She'd make a great coworker.

>> No.39572156

Where is fat goat

I was promised there would be fat goat

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>>39572156
Here, have two.

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>>39572156
Sorry, all I got is a fat titted gote.

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>>39572186
Flame sac dragon will always be supreme

>> No.39572196

>>39572186
Not him but I need a BAKA oppai baphomet that is very, very self assured of herself.

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>>39572156
fren, here ya go. a bit old but still here

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>>39572193

>> No.39572220

>>39572197
do you draw any bodytype other than hag?

>> No.39572233

>>39572220
honestly not really. aside from that I did a gazer with extra thicc thighs

>> No.39572243
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>>39572196
Agreed.

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>>39571862
she's both.

>> No.39572280

>>39572243
>He he, Going down on me?
>....
>What? My amazing wordplay take your breath away? I'll have you know I'm good at many things, they didn't make me vice associate president baphomet of stellar consultation for nothing you know.

>> No.39572308
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>>39572280
>the vice associate president baphomet of stellar consultation wears a kiddie backpack
Fuck, I love the sabbath.

>> No.39572319

imagine a portal using dark make took your head since you were flapping your lips calling her a hag then using your head as a masturbation tool, and feeling her thicc thighs around your head with each climax

>> No.39572324

>>39572308
Look, don't actually investigate that title because you may just learn its a 'junk' title they gave her because she's very, very powerful but also a bit of a dumbass so they can't just let her run around on her own.

>> No.39572333

>>39572324
Anon, you just described most baphs.

>> No.39572349

>>39572333
Anon, I don't think most baphos answer the question of kiki maid outfit styles with "Why bother with clothes when they can go naked?|

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>> No.39572387

>>39572204
AAAAAAAAA MY DICK!!!

>> No.39572388

>>39572349
>sabbath kiki
>"it's a little sister's job to serve her onii-chan!"

>> No.39572402

>>39572388
Maiding is a lifelong career that begins at imotouhood.

>> No.39572412

>>39570535
>reports come in of a giant monster rampaging across the countryside
>on closer inspection it's just a wurm giving rides to the local children

>> No.39572435

>>39572358
They can't keep getting away with it!

>> No.39572476

>>39572412
>Big sis Wurm is so Cool!!
>is the local old wurm
>all these kids are making her baby crazy
>And her nieghbor Anon is looking more and more like a papa with him working out in the yard

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>IN LOCAL NEWS AN ANON IS FORCED TO MARRY ENTIRE CC HAG VILLAGE AFTER IMPREGNATING ALL THE RESIDENTS WHEN HE WAS CALLED IN REPEATEDLY TO PERFORM HANDYMAN TASKS

>> No.39572558

does your have an accent?

>> No.39572572

>>39572557
senko put down the eggs

>> No.39572583
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>>39572572
She can't, that's her last dozen and she is not taking no for an answer.

>> No.39572600

>>39572557
>handyman tasks
is that what they call being a whore nowadays?

>> No.39572615

>>39572572
make her eat all of them

>> No.39572622

>>39572557
That man is living my dream

>> No.39572640
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>>39572600
Raking leaves, mowing, reaching high shelves for shorter foxes, getting into small spaces for larger foxes, general mofu related chores. Fertilizing what ever needs it be it the lawn or her garden.

>> No.39572647

I want to marry a Sardine mermaid.

>> No.39572662

>>39572640
>posting the inferior fox
shame

>> No.39572669
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>>39572662
>Inferior fox
No such thing, they are all equally lovely.

>> No.39572677

>>39572669
it aint the same without the crows feet

>> No.39572704

monsokyo would be hagsokyo, even cirno is like 60

>> No.39572710

>>39569640
I'd imagine the biggest thing monstergirls hate about humans is Humanity's Stubbornness or Humanity's desire for struggle, hardship and conflict. Some monstergirls, especially Royal Makai succubi and the Lilims dumbfounded that despite monstergirls loving humans, despite mamono mana fixing alot of things. And despite all the knowledge, magic and abilities alot of monstergirls are capable of doing to make the world a happy and comfy loving place to live. Humans still want hardship, conflict and struggle. Alot of certain monsters especially those of The Royal Makai be angrily confused when a human starts going on and on about human struggle this, hardship and conflict builds character and makes us stronger that.

And of course, that trope or cliched moment in media and fiction where the Hero or "Main Character" type of guy is offered to surrender and lose to monstergirls and monster pussy to get a powerful monster waifu. Only for the character to reject the proposition, defiantly claim that they'd choose to die fighting and that the struggles, hardships and conflicts is what makes them human and proceeds (attempts) to kill themselves rather loosing to mamono pussy.

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>>39569640

>> No.39572723

>>39572640
>>39572669
This is just unfair
There is no way I could win against this fox

>> No.39572726

39572710
aint read ing that, now fuck off to your /tg/ thread

>> No.39572742

>>39572726
this is why everyone just thinks of you as a one note shitposter and ignores you

>> No.39572749

>>39572742
who you talking to?

>> No.39572752

I just want a monster girl to tell me everything will be alright and hug me.

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>>39572723
There is no shame in losing to mofu anon. The game is rigged from the start.

>> No.39572781

>>39572767
Fox hags are just way too strong.
I wish I had a fox hag.

>> No.39572787

>>39572767
she aint even smug, she just relaxed
>>39572781
if you think they strong, just imagine an troll hag or a holst hag

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>>39571688
I don't know anything about that, sounds quite irrelevant. What's important is sex with high class mamono lolis, having your way with them in bed and pounding their big butts.

>> No.39572817

>>39572787
>I think he's trying to flirt
>better make my move

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>>39569640

>> No.39572823

>>39572387
DRAGON MILK ANON, DRAGON MILK

>> No.39572829

>>39572726
Human ambitions end drained into monster pussy.

>> No.39572858

>>39572767
>mofu machines anon! they fluff in response to physical contact!
>you can't not fluff me anon

>> No.39572883

>>39572726
based for making /tg/niggers seethe

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slow thread

>> No.39572907

>>39572898
what I wouldnt give to mess with kagerou

>> No.39572924

>>39572883
Who are you talking about

>> No.39572944

>>39572924
dunno, most likely wants to stir some shitup

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>>39572898
Everyone's out at the tea party, they'll be back soon.

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>>39572898
sorry my wifey wanted to tell me something.

>> No.39572980

>>39572956
what would happen if I got transported right onto the table buck naked during a teaparty

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>> No.39573072

>>39572669
>abubu
>disgust.png

>> No.39573075

>>39573060
aw, shes playing dress up

>> No.39573079

>>39573015
I-I see I'm in the wrong room, my mistake!
Have a pleasant day!

>> No.39573095

what would be your wife's reaction to the old you got something on your shirt to nose flick

>> No.39573098

>>39572944
I find it interesting how false the premise is. As far as we know MGE humans don't oppose monsters due to beliefs about needing hardship, conflict and struggle. Further, monsters like stories of hardship and struggle, provided the hardships are overcome.

>> No.39573104

>>39573072
I won't throwout an artist entirely, 90% of abubus art is disgusting but his foxes are great.

>> No.39573114

>>39570467
Thinking a Nuki merchant isn't going to hand you back to a Mamono that has all that gold...

>> No.39573121

>>39573104
i mean that's a pretty bad ratio. i write off artists for much less

>> No.39573123
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long girls = best girls

>> No.39573126

>>39573123
i have a desire to steal the shirohebi princess of Zipangu away

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>>39573121
Understandable, if it weren't for the few foxes he has drawn then I wouldn't be interested in his work at all. That said it's best not to dwell on it as otherwise it will just be upsetting. My favorite fox artist is Batta.

>> No.39573150

>>39573098
It comes off as projecting the /tg/ idea of need of conflict in the story. It's true that a story needs conflict in the literary meaning, but they always define it autistically literally.

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>>39572898
It's going as fast as it goes.

>> No.39573155

>>39573114
how she gonna know?

>> No.39573158

>>39573153
the humble snail knight, is the unmovable object, cant be moved at all

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>>39569640

>> No.39573172
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What's the meaning of this?

>> No.39573174

>>39571833
>thinking in less than 13 dimensions and puny linear time
>the Shoggs havewillarewouldbe aware of Mashtah's mind and cute little 4d bodily presence

>> No.39573176

Would you friend a cu sith?

>> No.39573179

>>39573172
it's a protective ward

>> No.39573182

>>39573172
the fox yukkuri, if you feed it well and keep it happy, it'll grow up to be the big fox

>> No.39573184

>>39571983
Hard-shiny spooders are nice, but Floof-spooders are cutest spooders

>> No.39573188

Post your best Bapho-chan pics please!!

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>>39573188
I cant reed

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>>39573184
it do be like that

>> No.39573207 [SPOILER] 
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>>39573188
How big is your collection now?

>> No.39573218

>>39573207
Very small unfortunately.
I guess not many people have pics of her. It makes me sad.

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>>39573218
What do you mean? There is tons of baphomet fan art.

>> No.39573254

>>39573155
>dragon-mana stink all over you ofc
>[ (((ka-ching payday))) ]

>> No.39573257

>>39573253
No, not baphomets in general. Bapho-chan herself. The bapho present in the profile

>> No.39573262

>>39573254
oh no!

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>>39573257
That's still a considerable chunk of the Baphomet galleries.

>> No.39573278

>>39573273
Rata-chan is cute and a great reporter!

>> No.39573284
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>>39573257
You mean Bapho-sama then. A majority of baphomet fan art uses bapho-sama's design, since she was the main design artists had for years.

>> No.39573296

>>39573273
I've been informed that there contains lewd in those galleries. Thus I cannot access it. I've got a strict no lewd policy, and I don't want lewd. So I must rely on the generosity of anons here.

>> No.39573305

>>39573296
i express my surprise

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>>39569640

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>>39573296
>I've got a strict no lewd policy, and I don't want lewd.

This frustrates the baphomet.

>> No.39573355

>>39573342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgcwGpvUdZI

>> No.39573384

>>39573349
vaca

>> No.39573385

>>39573353
I desire wholesome, platonic relationships with baphomets.

I desire a romantic relationship with Bapho-chan, but no lewd before marriage and so no lewd pics of her either until we meet, develop love for each other, and get married

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>> No.39573394

>>39573385
>No lewd before marriage
Good thing then that under monster law, you are considered married about a minute before she rapes you

>> No.39573399

>>39570011
Nooo!

>> No.39573416

>>39573353
why bapho angry

>> No.39573420

>>39573342
I bet it has the cutest little honks

>> No.39573447

What sort of clownly powers does a bogie have?

>> No.39573451

>>39573416
Little anon is not cooperating.

>> No.39573465

>>39573447
she'd appear out of nowhere, has the power of cartoon phyiscs, able to get sherpeds crook out, Can make you feel scared, can juggle, will honk when her breastes are grabbed, 50 of them can fit inside a clown car and they can give birth to 50 at once

>> No.39573513

>>39573451
Has she considered it might be because she is being mean?

>> No.39573514

>>39573447
can also appear in the sewer level and dongouens

>> No.39573538
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>>39573447
Their mask apparently covers a instant climax power. From a KC tweet:

>Bogies wear a mask on half their face
>Mask is scary, but the face that it hides is even scarier
>A "child" (22 yr old thug) once knocked a bogie's mask off, and what he saw caused him to ejaculate on the spot

>> No.39573555

>>39570286
Cute! I never thought I'd like a zombie fic m8.

>> No.39573558

>>39573538
happens with basilisks too, it may just be a mask thing. need to mess around with phantoms to be sure

>> No.39573571

>>39573558
Careful, removing a Phantom's mask will put you straight into a sickeningly sweet rom-com scenario unlike the usual dramas.

>> No.39573592

>>39571400
If you to the beach and sing the forbidden song you'll be surrounded by MILFsharks!

>> No.39573622
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Reminder that Meivia can really multitask. She told a detailed history of her island to her new husband while at the same time giving him a series of handjobs (his face buried in her chest the whole time).

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_III#D%C3%A9_Ry%C3%BAa's_History_(p140)

>> No.39573637

>>39573592
But why would it, would not songs from times long since gone be better especially if you sing them

>> No.39573641

>>39573622
isn't that standard teacher stuff?

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>>39573641
Please do not give ms. haku ideas

>> No.39573665

>>39573622
gross

>> No.39573707

>>39573637
The song expresses your desire to mate with the MILF sharks, meaning that every CC shark girl in the area will become alert. Trust me man, I did it on a dare and wound up becoming a father 9 months later!

>> No.39573716

>>39573707
Is it that one that goes du du du

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>>39573665
You got a problem with handjobs mister?

>> No.39573721

>>39573719
I have problems with creepy fish women and public sex.

>> No.39573742

>>39573721
yeah, that's one of my main qualms with ocean life. not a lot of privacy in the open waters.
oddly enough charybdis might be for me

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Alright which one of you fuckheads keeps sneaking into the cazador containment and breeding them

>> No.39573749

>>39573742
>privacy
It's also fucking terrifying.

>> No.39573763

>>39573748
This is the first MG I'm genuinely afraid of

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>> No.39573768 [SPOILER] 
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>>39573766

>> No.39573774

>>39573749
it's less imposing to me when you don't drown or die. not that getting snagged by a kraken and dragged down fathoms watching helplessly as the suns light fades away into pitch darkness would sit well with me initially.

>> No.39573781

>>39573716
Yes. And it made me want to kms when I was working as a librarian for a few years.

>> No.39573793

>>39573774
>it's less imposing to me when you don't drown or die.
Nope. The idea of a big, empty, dark expanse with no idea what's around is fucking awful and there's no way I'd go anywhere near the ocean or any large bodies of water.

>> No.39573797

>>39573781
god damn,man
>>39573766
>>39573768
I was carnivore since birth I cannot deny my cravings

>> No.39573799

>>39573766
>>39573768
>If you like eating cow so much then why don't you just eat me!
Cue anon getting orally violated by his Holst GF.

>> No.39573803

>>39573766
>>39573768
Unfunny faggot.

>> No.39573806

>>39573799
mmm, juicy beef pussy

>> No.39573809

>>39573766
I hate this picture, because the Holstaur is looking at herself as an animal

>> No.39573811

>>39573799
>orally violated by his Holst GF
with her beefstick amiright

>> No.39573812

>>39573763
>Venom that makes your dick super hard
>Speed of a thunderbird
>Toughness and strength of a mino
>Tighter pussy than a baphomet’s
>Better venom blowjobs than an apophis
>Tenaciousness of a shirohebi
>Fertility of a devilbug
You are right to be afraid

>> No.39573818

>>39573766
>>39573768
>>39573809
Holstaurs are omnivorous anyway, this picture was made by a retard bandwagoner secondary

>> No.39573820

>39573811
Back to /lgbt/ with you

>> No.39573830

>>39573803
>>39573809
>>39573818
They say that 25% of the population is humor blind. I think you're in that category.

May you all be blessed with cheshire wives that will annoy the shit out of you with their jokes and pranks.

>> No.39573831

>>39573766
>Went vegan
>The gay version of vegetarian that don’t drink milk
This is surely an April fools prank by this cow

>> No.39573834

>>39573830
Fuck off redditor.

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fuck that, post hags

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>>39573742
Not in open waters maybe, but there are plenty of cities under the sea. Just head to a bedroom.

>> No.39573894

>>39573886
Man KC's background are terrible

I mean it's fine, that's not what he does, I get it

Still though

>> No.39573903

>>39573886
there's dragon palaces and stuff too but there's a lot of ocean out there

>> No.39573940

>>39573894
Is that even KC art? Will Saga does a lot of the art for the Gaiden books.

>>39573903
And there's a lot of open space with no privacy on land too. Not sure what makes the sea a deal breaker in comparison.

>> No.39573984

>>39573940
i'm a mere terrestrial mammal

>> No.39574110

>>39573830
We have a dude that only exists to shit on any and all content that isn't brainless image posting or direct quotes from the wiki.

>> No.39574132

Someone point me to history buff monster girls.
I need to listen to random historical trivia and facts for entertainment.

>> No.39574168

>>39571615
That's hot.
Sauce?

>> No.39574222

What type of non-shirohebi or wisp monstergirl yanderes do you like?
I'm partial to Dark Angel yanderes, myself.

>> No.39574243

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its not impolite to stare at the muscled rears of monster girls, you're just appreciating their hard work in weight lifting

>> No.39574244

>>39574222
yandere bogie
yandere holst
yandere living armor
yandere cheshire
massive yandere red cap hag
Yandere doll making dark mage

>> No.39574245
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>>39574168
La Mu no Toudaikan e Youkoso! 2

It's the sequel to Welcome to Rum's Lighthouse, a awesome lore-heavy love story doujin with an incredible succubus. Scans are on exhentai, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately if the artist/author is getting a good deal), we'll have to wait for whenever Irodori Comics gives us a official translation. You can buy the first chapter from them though. There is a fan translation too, but no idea where to get it now.

>> No.39574249

>>39574222
mayhaps a demon who insists your soul was hers from even before you were born? Having a yandere demon stalker would be pretty neat.

>> No.39574273

>>39574222
oomukades an easy one but i do like a sea bishop

>> No.39574283

>>39574222
dark slime

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>>39574222
It would suit a loli lich quite well

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I am wanted in 37 different sabbath jurisdictions for heresy

>> No.39574313

>>39574295
i am wanted by the serecet tanukis for stealing a bank not stealing from the bank, no no no. Stealing the bank itself by putiing my name on the dead

>> No.39574318

>>39574295
The twist is that each case of heresy is with the same baphomet who claims that anon is somehow always getting the drop on her with the megamorphosis spell.

>> No.39574323

>>39574295
you know it's a ritual, right? you don't just snap your fingers

>> No.39574329

>A regular human scientist experiments and researches on some obtained Monstergirl regents and mixtures
>Somewhere at one point, the scientist starts to get corrupted from the unknowing exposure to the mamono mana materials as he begins to have a throbbing erection and cannot stop thinking about sex
>his human girl secretary comes into the lab and is shocked at the sight of her senpai
>the scientist insists that he and his assistant start having sex right now to satiate the sexual desires caused by the mamono materials he was handling as he learned that sex may calm him down and normalize him again
>the assistant hesitates at first, but thinks she is helping out her senpai who is also a good friend of her's so she agrees
>the two lab people begin their sex-fuck marathon that lasts for hours upon hours, with the scientist cumming in his assistant many times, with said assistant aware of the possibility of pregnancy
>hours have passed and the sex marathon has died down, along with the scientist's lust finally also subsiding however through exhaustion the tainted scientist ends up sleeping in his assistant's womanly arms
>the assistant on the other hand, still conscious seems to have enjoyed this experience as she now look to her sleeping senpai on her embrace, is her senpai always been this boyishly attractive and good looking?
>she rubs her womb, chief god knowing how many times her senpai has practically impregnated her
>she begins emitting some unidentified energies and aura that some of the systems in the lab have detected as she continues cradling her senpai with glowing heart pupils
>perhaps becoming a succubus-type demon might not be too bad of an experience if she gets to be with her senpai like this, whom she treasures and values.

There, hope this greentext is worthy of a bump.

>> No.39574336

>>39574313
>the ded
>not the deed
fuck i need to sleep

>> No.39574354

39574329
was good until the tg shit reared it ugly mug forever tarnishing mine eyes

>> No.39574373

>>39574329
Why mention the chief god in what looks like some weird modern setting where mamono mana is apparently an unknown energy?

>> No.39574382

>>39574373
Tg faggot is that bastard

>> No.39574407

do you count weresheep or robotifc weresheep?

>> No.39574409

>>39574273
Oh yes! Oomukades are good girls, and perfect for a yandere character, hiding in your basement, making secret shrines to you, appearing before you suddenly and devlaring her love for you before taking you away.
>>39574244
>yan cheshire cat
You'll never escape, good luck
>yan doll-making dark mage
makes me think of a yandere doll, which reminds me of the Mary-San urban legend. That would make a good yandere monstergirl.

>> No.39574410
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>>39574373
>>39574382
C'mon guys it ain't that deep. Who cares if it is in a modern setting. I just thought of this in the fly with no tg thinking here, it just winged it and thought of it in the fly.

>>39574354
Please enlighten me. What part in the greentext is there /tg/? I do not recall mentioning space marines dropping from orbit and start shooting at anything or anyone that doesn't vaguely resemble a Caucasian fair skinned human being.

>> No.39574418

>>39574410
cheif god shit, dumb ass, next time. keep it out. thats how i know you are full of shit

>> No.39574426

>>39574410
>military faggot
Off yourself.

>> No.39574433

>>39574410
Christ you even type like a /tg/nigger too. You people are so fucking obvious.

>> No.39574443

>>39574410
Stop combining the Third Reich with everything, you dumb fuck.
This is NOT TANOSHI

>> No.39574445

>>39574409
i was implying a certain gloomy and friendless one but imagine an yan dooll maker dark mage whose so yan that she thinks of the dolls as your daughters and they think of you as papa

>> No.39574446

>>39574222
Dragon family, griffon, vampires, pharaohs, just any high tier I suppose. Foxes, wolves and hellhounds too actually.
I enjoy too many types of girls for this.

>> No.39574451

>>39574222
yandere jabberwock, yandere wurm, yandere bogey

>> No.39574455

>>39574410
Why are your garbage posts still up?

>> No.39574458

>>39574410
I don't care all that much about the forum politics, but I do think you should have reconsidered making a greentext on a monster girl topic that doesn't even feature any monster girls, just a woman who apparently may become a succubus later.

>> No.39574459

honestly he got me good, but just stop respondin

>> No.39574468

>>39574418
>>39574426
>>39574433
Thanks for the you's. And you're the one accusing and pointing out samefaggotry.

>>39574443
Good sir, are you sure you're aware that you're in 4chan and not fucking Twitter?

>> No.39574476

>>39574373
>>39574418
There's nothing wrong with characters talking about the chief god in stories. You know KC has said that even some monsters still follow the chief god's religion even after they monsterize, right?
Besides, his story wasn't edgy in the least.

>> No.39574479
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Ignore the /tg/ faggots and post monster girls.

>> No.39574481

How do I catch a yan oomukade living in my walls she only comes out to ride me when I fall asleep and I wanna be awake for it. I already tried pretending to he asleep but she knows, I tried making a romantic dinner but she never came out and only got the food after I left, and I tried loudly exclaiming my love for centipede pussy and how I wish a cute oomukade would show up

>> No.39574488

>>39574468
Election tourists need to fuck off back to their containment board

>> No.39574497
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>>39574481
Just leave a note for her saying you'd like to give it a shot next time you leave some food out.

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>>39574476
I meant that if the story is some modern alternate world that calls mamono mana an unknown energy then why would the people even know about the chief god? Basically I was saying it didn't make sense, not that mentioning the chief god was in and of itself bad.

>> No.39574517

>>39574481
>she's in my walls! >she's in my walls! >she's in my walls! >she's in my walls! >she's in my walls! >she's in my walls! >she's in my walls! >she's in my walls!

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>>39574481
>she only comes out to ride me when I fall asleep and I wanna be awake for it.

How the heck do you sleep through that?

>> No.39574561

>>39573174
>>thinking in less than 13 dimensions and puny linear time
Anon's blood is made of hallucinogenic narcotics, he's thinking in at least 21 dimensions.

>> No.39574563
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>Retard levels of ignoring the point
>Posts military autism westernshit art
>Autistic fixation on Chief God faggotry and posts are barely related to monster girls despite coming to the monster girl thread
>Near zero knowledge of MGE, always either posting outright falsehoods or complete misinformation while pretending they know what they're talking about
>Become incredibly passive aggressive once called out, will fixate on deflection or talking in circles once you accurately call them out
Beware the /tg/ vermin, anons. They want to ruin comfy and lewd monster girls due to their inane faggotry and addiction to misery.

>> No.39574565

>>39574410
Fuck off back to /tg/ you fucking nigger, there those paint sniffers will appreciate your bullshit struggle stories

>> No.39574589

>>39574565
But anon, he IS the paint sniffer

>> No.39574623

>>39574516
In the story the girl made the connection between mamono mana and monsterization, obviously it's not *that* unknown, maybe this group of humans is just somewhat insular? It is somewhat off from the cannon, being a modern setting, is that not allowed now? Regardless, I saw zero edginess so I don't see how it's /tg/.

>> No.39574637

>>39574563
i remember some anon from the previous thread saying they hated LN's art. Just spam that at tg autists, its a good use of the image limit and chases them away

>> No.39574650

>>39574623
>It is somewhat off from the cannon, being a modern setting, is that not allowed now?

While the /tg/ faggots have their faults. The screeching gatekeepers themselves have now becoming raving rabid paranoid dogs that snarl and bark at nearly anything that doesn't 100% adhere to the canon. Regardless if KC himself says readers are free to interpret. Even if the greentext that caused this hoolaboo had zero edge.

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>>39574637
Wonder if it's the same passive aggressive anon that gets incredibly mad when you notice patterns and acts like everyone who dislikes low quality posts being made is one anon. I remember these kinds of people being very common back when /tg/ threads were up and around the same time the giantessfag got busted for being a /tg/ regular.

>> No.39574659

>>39574623
>>39574650
Shoo, shoo.

>> No.39574660
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Images the sabbath don't want you to see

>> No.39574681

>>39574660
But isn't that just an adult bapohmet?

Bapohmet, True Form confirmed!

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It's a shame how little art Kunoichis get. I fukken love the ninja demons.

>> No.39574711

>>39574683
They're rarely seen, as befits a ninja.

>> No.39574717

>>39574535
Maybe anon's just really tired. He should make a mock phone call with the doctor say*ng how he's "just really tired recently", and "I don't know why, but I'm starting to be worried". Then suggsting "Oh yeah, if only I didn't live alone having to do all the chores myself". Then hopefully his subterrainian roommate will react to this and start doing some chores when he's not around, and he can catch her and love her then.

>> No.39574737
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>>39574683
There are some good ones out there, we just don't post about them often

>> No.39574738

Imagine being a cheating unfair bastard to a Kunoichi by using a Heartbeat Sensor.

>> No.39574751

>>39574222
Yandere is like a spice I can add to almost any girl I already like for a little extra punch
>Kiki
>Inari
>Nurarihyon
>Valkyrie

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>>39574249
Ancestral blood sacrament versus personal liberty sounds like an interesting demon realm legal case. We all know the demon is going to win but the implications are still fascinating

>> No.39574770

>>39574711
>Anon gets marked by Kunoichi clan due to century long feud after his three times great grandfather said their clan leader has a pancake ass
>Knows he's being watched and feels like he can just see her in the corner of his eye but every time he thinks he caught her off guard the Kunoichi slips out of sight
>Only way he even knows she's actually real is on Monday when she has him blindfolded and lets Anon run his hands along her while hotly whispering in his ear all the things he'll do to make up for what his ancestor did to her clan
>Turns out Kunoichi is incredibly shy and can't bring herself to confront him yet despite spending most of her life training herself for him ever since grandma showed a picture to her as a kid

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>>39574737
Dumb dorks, gonna get bullied with tender affection.

>>39574738
>he thinks stealth magic won't hard counter some dumb toy

>> No.39574786

>>39574651
God I love when he colors in the eyes of the girls in his art.

>> No.39574788

>>39574770
Such a skittish doe

>> No.39574792

>fundamentalist Order pastor doing a loud mouthed sermon
>his sermon is the usual worship god or else you go to hell type of sermons
>then starts going on:
>"Also, Gingers are demon spawn!!! Gingers are evil humans that have no soul!!! They all go to Tartarus! Forgive your neighbor, forgive sinners who admit they are wrong. BUT NEVER, EVER SHOW MERCY TO A GINGER, THEY HAVE NO SOULS!!! All Gingers go straight to Tartarus and on the clutches of demons."
>Meanwhile various demon girls have heard that Ginger men and girls are evil according to the church. So evil they only deserve to be eaten by the monsters
>A new trend occurs where demon mamono go after Gingers due to "a lack of a soul."

>> No.39574803

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWWGZX36mfg

>> No.39574806
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i kinda wish people drew tails coming out of, you know, tailbone area
but that isn't going to stop me from appreciating a fine piece like this

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>>39574806
very excitable, akagi is

>> No.39574816

>>39574803
>baalbuddy
>comic dub
Trash, go somewhere else with this shit.

>> No.39574829
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>>39574786
It adds a certain "oomf" to LN's art when they have a bit of color in the eyes. Not sure how to describe it.

>> No.39574836

>people post LN art
>tgfag goes apeshit
lmao keep going

>> No.39574847
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Can a Hellhound be purified through faith?

>> No.39574857
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Revenge! Revenge! The King is married to my daughter and where are his kin that dare seek revenge? I am like a wolf among sheep, and where are his sons’ sons that dare approach me? I rape where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, strong, Thief in the Shadows! My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!

>> No.39574865

>>39569640
The reason why Kunoichis don't get much art is because they are shy and or exposed. Positions compromised. Why are the expose and positions compromised? An elite anon keeps using UAV Recon and or Advanced UAV killstreaks/scorestreaks to reveal their locations, that's why.

>> No.39574868

>>39574829
eyes are the windows to the soul after all

>> No.39574871

>>39574806
It probably comes from artists not wanting to cover up the girl's ass too much. But i've never been much of an ass man myself, I'd rather see her tails.

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>>39574836
I remember this happening a couple of years ago too, very obvious non-regulars coming in and pitching a fit about someone as harmless as LN.

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Speaking of LN, I always liked this little series of pictures he'd make about the resturant Hinezumi. Felt like it was a pretty good interpretations of MGE comfyness.

>> No.39574926

>>39574896
Gonna drag the sleepy Kunoichi back to bed.

>> No.39574936

>>39574926
You gotta understand, she is one of the instructors for kunoichi.
She got the kind of tired that sleep won't fix

>> No.39574941

>>39574876
You sure you're not pulling that out of your ass just to continuously rag on about the /tg/ dumbasses and beating a dead horse? I mean yes its astonishing someone is upset over Latenight's cute art. But as far as I'm aware this is just a recent occurrence that just happened just now when the /tg/ thread had a "revival". And from what I lurked in there its implied to be that bugboi anon I do recall.

>> No.39574947

>>39574876
Serious question: how do you avoid hairs in your food with all that mofu around?

>> No.39574949

>>39574936
Well it's still the kind of tired a nice fuck will fix.

>> No.39574966

>>39574947
1. MAMONO MANA
2. Giant hair nets
3. The fur just adds flavor.

>> No.39574967
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>>39574947
>how do you avoid hairs in your food with all that mofu around?
Mofu Magic prevents such disasters.

>> No.39574970

>>39574947
Mofunets obviously, or magic.

>> No.39574975

>>39574947
>his fox sheds
take care of the mofu properly you phillistine

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>>39574941
>recent
Nope, I remember very similar behavior years back when /tg/ threads were very much alive and active. It's very easy to notice behavior patterns when it comes to 4chan autists.

>> No.39574997

>>39574829
I love monster girls with glowing eyes too, even though it’s usually a sign of danger it’s so good.

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>>39573830
The presence of a joke does not mean it is funny.

>> No.39575007
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Damn smug onis, seducing younger men….. need rape correction

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>>39574997
Glowing eyes are just a sign of coolness, anon. Nothing to worry about.

>> No.39575040

>>39575007
>t.Catfishing Oni

>> No.39575045
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>>39574829
>>39574997

>> No.39575056
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>>39575045
Dumb foxes just putting on a front.

>> No.39575067
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>>39575056
Let me know how that goes with these ones.

>> No.39575075

>>39574916
How many dumplings does one need to finish in one sitting to become her fiancé?

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>>39575045
>thinking I'm afraid of hag foxes
Their smugness and age only makes my penis harder

>> No.39575085
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>>39575067
I'll never lose to the Fox.

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>>39575085
>t.

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>>39575075
Just the one you share with her, dummy. Be prepared to share a long and happy life helping your new wife and father-in-law in the family business.

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>>39575098
Never! I'm not some easily defeated boy that loses to the first sense of genuine, loving affection from a kind fox woman!

>> No.39575127

>>39575101
Despite posting a bunch about monstergirls I have come to realize I would have about as much understanding of how to approach a monstergirl that I do with human woman

>> No.39575135

>>39575127
that's one of the perks
monstergirl approaches you

>> No.39575136

>>39575101
I'am not going to be in a relationship with a CCP monster.

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>>39575127
It's easy, just walk up and say hi. If you genuinely want her and if she's single she'll do the rest of the work.

>> No.39575158

>>39575125
How much does it cost to pet her ears?
Jesus christ imagine how soft they are.

>> No.39575159
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are you excited for the summer anons?

>> No.39575160

>>39574985
>>39574876
>>39574829
>beings of carnal lust in casual/comfy clothes
To date, no artist has ever managed to pull it off as well as LN. His sweater-puppy succs are so good

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>>39575136
Nobody asked you, faggot.

>> No.39575169

>>39575159
Fuck no.
If I had my hellwife at least I'd be heat-resistant.

>> No.39575173

>>39575158
>spoiler
Two wedding rings and your eternal love and affection as her husband.

>> No.39575177

>>39575158
However much chloroform and rope costs

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>>39575160
He really has a way of drawing monster girls in comfy, "wholesome" clothes that still show off their assets.

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>>39575159
I was when I lived in the frozen hellhole north. But I moved to Florida.

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>>39575127
I see a hellhound in your future, you don't have to talk she'll take the lead and rape the fuck out of you.

>> No.39575195

>>39575173
They drive a hard bargain I see.
But worth it.

>> No.39575273

>>39575185
well great, can't NOT notice the wrap-around bush this hound has now

>> No.39575302
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>>39575159
Allergies seasons...

>> No.39575306

>>39575302
That's one hell of an allergy.
I'd an Eroshound regardless.

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>>39575306
Eroshounds are the kind of monster where you have to remind her or you'll end up passing out because she forgets to let you come up for air while making out.

>> No.39575668

If you were in MGC high school you'd go for older monsters rather than your JK classmates
>Cool college student monster that has her own car and already drinks
>CC who showers you in love and already acts like you're married
>Hag who pays for all the dates and spoils you like a kid
All much better than some immature brat who thinks she's entitled to dick because she has known you for years.

>> No.39575680

>>39575668
I would go for anybody in a school uniform especially if they wear thigh-highs.

>> No.39575705

>>39575680
Don't trust the shortstacks wearing JC uniforms. They're all hopeless middle aged monsters cosplaying.

>> No.39575762

>>39575668
They all sound great and deserve love. Though it might be a bit weird to explain who's picking you up from school since you no longer walk home.

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>> No.39576027

>>39575996
>Reach out and grab her tail.
>A large cloud of smoke appears.
>When it clears you're left holding a decoy fluffy tail.
>She's moved a short distance away and is now staring at you.

>> No.39576044
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Applying to be a homestay in the Human world is hard.

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Vampiric powers of seduction, activate!

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SEX.

>> No.39576189

>>39576044
>Spider wanted to have her homestay with a family to avoid being alone with a man who she wouldn't be able to resist raping
>She ends up sent to a NEET's one bedroom apartment
>He has lewd posters of arachnes, including one that clearly received a tribute

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>Consider the following.

>> No.39576231

>>39576223
Too short, though I approve of that tail and those feet.

>> No.39576266

>>39576044
Need monster homestay.

>> No.39576278

ywn be a rapetoy of two dragon sisters

>> No.39576298

>>39576044
>Arachne browsing for a "Spider Daddy" to cook and clean for her while she lies on an oversized couch and watches Human TV shows/anime all day.

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>> No.39576308

>>39576298
Rude! Spiders are highly active creatures with VERY active social lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1SjTggFRAo

>> No.39576324

>>39576266
>You get sent a selection of homestay requests
>Chubby Devil who wants to experience human food and culture
>Ojou Apophis who is scouting the land for a future takeover
>Delinquent High Orc who wants good fights, alcohol and a cute boy
>Goth Kejourou, description only reads "Please accept. Sorry."

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>>39576266

>> No.39576408

My wife likes to show off Mommy and Daddy making love to one another in front of our daughters
I don't know if this is normal

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>>39575668
But the moment a queen bee wight shows up wearing oversized socks, it's over for me.

>> No.39576434

>>39576360
I want to hug the gyaru bug and tell her everything is gonna be alright

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A friend of mine did this to me. I miss getting gentle dommed by her and I don't have much experience being the dom now.

>> No.39576441

>>39576424
those are leg warmers, not socks

>> No.39576442

Salamander kids getting their first wooden weapon from their parents

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>>39576435
The thread may be slow but the law never sleeps!

>> No.39576463
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I want a Kobold to lick my face and dry hump my legs

>> No.39576480

>>39576441
They cover the feet so they are socks.

>> No.39576512

Imagine beeing a bodygaurd for a high ranking member of society and the monsters gun after you instead.

>> No.39576551

>>39576360
Gyaru bug needs a hug, started to feel real bad near the end.
But personally I lean more towards Snek.

>> No.39576620

>>39573555
Thanks anon, that was actually kind of the goal. Undead girls were some of my least favorite mgs, so I thought to myself
>alright, what would get me interested in one?
That's how this story was born.

>> No.39576834

>>39576424
She'd likely give off an unapproachable vibe too powerful to overcome.
That is until one day she nearly jumps at you, wraps her arms around yours and demand you eat lunch with her.

>> No.39576891

>>39576442
>Salamander wife takes over 120 pictures of the event
>Cries when her daughter slays her first dummy
>Asks if you too want a second child

>> No.39576975

>>39575668
I’m going for the hag

>> No.39577037

>>39576891
>implying she isn't pregnant with at least #3 by then

>> No.39577241

If I go swimming without any trunks how many sharks will I attract?

>> No.39577266

>>39575668
>some immature brat who thinks she's entitled to dick
It's nice to have a girl on your experience level then one that's been ruined by years of porn addiction and soppy romance movies.

>> No.39577352

>>39577241
0, start drowning instead, you massive whore

>> No.39577369

>>39577352
calm down, prude

>> No.39577382

I don't understand why I love Christmas Cake monster girls so much

>> No.39577386

>>39577241
Mermaids will get you first. Do what >>39577352 said if you want a shark. They are the aggressive lifeguards of the sea.

>> No.39577408

>>39575668
i want to kidnapped by that one very creepy and old hag that hangs around the school

>> No.39577432

>>39577382
Empathy about their situation that you share or might share in the future?

>> No.39577443
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There is an actual breed of dragon you can milk!

>> No.39577474

No luck on dating sites? There's a simple trick! Make a sockpuppet account, preferably set to female, and make an insulting comment like "lmao you'll never get laid you ugly retard" on your main profile. You'll have a dozen of white knight monsters defending your honor in no time!

>> No.39577488

>>39577386
I'm okay with mermaids. I just want a mg.

>> No.39577504

>>39577474
you'd have to be gay for that to work in MGC

>> No.39577528

>>39575668
>why do childhood friends deserve to win?
one of the most controversial topics on 4mon, with heated arguments from both sides. Almost guaranteed flamewar-bait

>> No.39577543

>>39577432
Yeah maybe that, but I think I might just have a thing for older women too.
Probably because I lacked maternal affection as a kid both of my parents worked and I was often alone at home

>> No.39577575

>>39575668
>All much better than some immature brat who thinks she's entitled to dick because she has known you for years.
Everyone would date the JSes and JCs, the immature brats who think they're entitled to dick because they're cute (they're right)

>> No.39577585

>>39577575
ogey

>> No.39577609

>>39575668
>forgetting to mention the hot teacheres and the hag staff inside

>> No.39577725
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I want to wake up in Druella's bed.

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>>39577609
>Muscular tomboy jinko PE teacher, will defend you from cheshire bullies
>Baby crazy art teacher elf, likes to paint a baby on her womb area and lovingly rubs it when she's alone
>Kitsune math teacher, is harsh and cruel to her students but will give only you the answers to the test if you agree to recreate scenes from her zipanguese doujins

>> No.39577803

How do we stop monster GFs from stealing all our sweatshirts?

>> No.39577849

>>39577798
>demonic social studies teacher that knows a little too much of daily life in Sumerian cities that a "27" year old should know
>Haku english teacher that will milk you dry for a single grammar mistake
>Wight foreign language teacher you swear that doesnt wear panties in her tight long dress
>Very shy and kind troll teacher who has a mob face yet is extremely thicc

>> No.39577880

>>39577798
>>39577849
ha ha, imagine taking your teacher to prom haha

>> No.39577898

>>39577803
Take one of hers every time she steals one of yours.

>> No.39577902

>>39577798
im conflicted betweem the fox and elf
also anyone got a rec for teacher only harem mangas?

>> No.39577961

>>39577880
Ha ha, imagine asking out your teacher, imagine making her feel like a young high school girl in love for the first time on her life

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>> No.39578004

>>39577961
Imagine her pouting when you sneak a kiss before you leave her class

>> No.39578013
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>>39577902
Having sex with any of them will result in you becoming a househusband
>Elf teacher wants the recieve a kiss from you and hugs from her daughters when she returns home
>Kitsune teacher will want you to greet her with the classic "do you want dinner, a bath or me?" when she returns home

>> No.39578027

>>39577902
Genkaku kuruna sensei ga aheboteochi! is about a dude fucking his teacher and school nurse. The animation is probably easier to find than the manga though. Not mg of course.

>> No.39578111

>>39577967
what do they feel like?

>> No.39578118

>>39578111
like golden pillows from heaven

>> No.39578154

>>39578013
>role reversal
gay

>> No.39578158

>>39578154
No u

>> No.39578238

>>39578111
salty milk and pennies

>> No.39578371

>>39578154
Imagine being so fucking gay that you don't want to be princess carried by your wife after the wedding

>> No.39578407

>>39578371
nta but i'd rather do that and make my big wife feel safe around my small arms the same way she does for me everynight

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>>39578371

>> No.39578492

>>39578442
just love how cute this dude makes his monsters

>> No.39578549

best monster to sleep on?

>> No.39578585

>>39578549
any slime

>> No.39578589

>>39578549
That fat seal from the last thread

>> No.39578591

>>39578549
Focks

>> No.39578620

>>39578585
i'd feel like they would be a bad choice since they are wet and all

>> No.39578644

>>39578549
Hellhound for warmth
Mino for a firmer bed
Manticore for getting sucked off while you rest

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>>39578549
Ushi butt

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>>39578492

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>>39569640

>> No.39578814

>>39578741
thats a cute soldier beetle, but just wondering, how big you think they would be?

>> No.39578839

>>39577967
Reminder that a human sized gold statue would weigh about 1.3 tons.

>> No.39578858

>>39573182
>yukkuri
Nope nope nope nope

>> No.39578883

>>39571479
Is this a reference to the guy who trained his dog to throw brick at botherers?

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>>39574245
>artist/author is getting a good deal
>we'll have to wait for whenever Irodori Comics gives us a official translation
>You can buy the first chapter from them though.
>t.

>> No.39578918

>>39578839
So she can’t sit on any chair?

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>> No.39578950

>>39571615
Can they play battletoads with their tongues?

>> No.39578977

>>39578950
No, but a mucus toad can play battletoads with your tongue.

>> No.39579052

>>39578926
Monsters like these are for putting in cute frilly dresses and treating as daughters.

>> No.39579083

>>39579052
Is that a reference to that one comicm

>> No.39579088

>>39577443
STOP TEMPTING ME

>> No.39579128

>>39578904
Hey, just noting it's available from them if you can't find the fan translation.

>> No.39579235

How much fluff is too much fluff?

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>>39579235
there is no such mofu amount

>> No.39579311

>>39579235
I don’t understand the question

>> No.39579332 [SPOILER] 
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39579332

>>39579235

>> No.39579364

>>39579235
When the mofu to body ratio exceeds 50%

>> No.39579427

>>39578918
Creeping Coins are always on their gold or on their husband.

>> No.39579480

The sabbath has put up posters of loli porn on the walls of every public space in your demon realm to force anons like you to develop a fetish for little girls with tight cunnys just so you can join the sabbath and drill your wee wee into their cute and funny holes

>> No.39579500

>>39578839
Fat stacks

>> No.39579516

>>39576027
Pretend the decoy is the real one and bring it on dates so she can see what she's missing out on

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>> No.39579535

>>39579480
I already have a loli fetish and when the portals open I will grab the first (and probably only) momster baphomet I see to fix me

>> No.39579542

>>39575159
Almost broke my back working out so i can look good

>> No.39579573

>>39576324
Oops, I filled in all of them, haha. I'm such a sagittarius

>> No.39579611

>>39579480
What if I already a cunnychad?

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>>39579542
Doing unsafe stuff in the gym and risking injury is a sure way to be attacked by a mob of jacked monsters

>> No.39579617

>>39575159
Nooooooo

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>>39569640

>> No.39579644

>>39579611
Little girls
little girls under your bed waiting for you

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>>39578549

>> No.39579672

>>39579530
>Netherworld politics is about tits
why the fuck not

>> No.39579695

>>39579611
>>39579480
You know that use to be the word for baby rabbit

>> No.39579731
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39579731

>>39578549
Yeti for being fluffly and her cuddles

>> No.39579744

>>39578549
Weresheep barbarian (subclass: bighorn ram). The headbutt knocks you down, the cuddles put you to sleep.

>> No.39579749

>>39579744
Wouldn't the headbutt put me to sleep?

>> No.39579770
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I love elves and I want to marry multiple ones. Tell me, how do I attract them?

>> No.39579778

>>39579530
I'd rather vote for an independent that has no chance of winning like the Anal Greens or the Comnudists

>> No.39579801

>>39579749
It could if she wanted it to, but more than anything she wants you to know the power of her fluff.

>> No.39579804

>>39579770
Did you just copy my old post kek

>> No.39579806

>>39579695
>baby rabbit
Hot
Tewi.jpg

>> No.39579809

>>39579770
Practice magic in the wizard's tower. Bitches love magic

>> No.39579810

>>39579770
Cover yourself in honey, blackberry jam, and salmon roe, then walk out into the woods.

>> No.39579814

>>39579530
>no big ass party
Not voting

>> No.39579824

>>39579770
>marry multiple
You can't elves are for monogamous marriages only

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>> No.39579865

I need big troll hands on my face

>> No.39579904

>>39579809
The only magic elves I know are all extremely weak to rape.
Might as well skip the practicing magic part.

>> No.39579967

>>39579848
big horsey

>> No.39579978

>>39579635
The difficult question:
Barbecue inside or outside the worm?

>> No.39579984

>>39579848
what an intimidating horse

>> No.39580013

>>39579967
>>39579984
If she is indeed a horse, then she looks way too much like a fox.

>> No.39580024

>>39580013
I guess i'm just too tired of seeing foxes that my brain forces me to see things that aren't foxes

>> No.39580030
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Say something nice about lil' Deo!

>> No.39580044

>>39579904
Ebin meme xD

>> No.39580086

>>39580030
She must give really nice tours of her castle

>> No.39580118

>>39580030
She has the strength to smile even though she's old and still a virgin.

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>>39569640

>> No.39580160

>>39579848
I need my bodyguards this big and 'big'.
Yes, even if I'm just a modest count dealing in trade in a minor county.

>> No.39580172

>>39580149
>pov: you're about to recieve the n-word on a plane

>> No.39580173

>>39580149
I will never forgive the arcade.

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>>39579967
>>39579984
>Only two legs
Boring.
>>39580013
>>39580024
You're just accustomed to seeing horse ears on the sides of the head instead of the top.

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>>39580226
Holy mother of ugly western art, their faces are so ugly it makes me want to vomit.

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How much can a really hungry greenworm eat?

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>> No.39580450

>>39580422
7 large plates of food in a single sitting.
Give her some time to digest and she'll go for another round.

>> No.39580471

>>39580445
Pocket Hebi

>> No.39580481

>>39580422
6 whole olive garden restaraunts, 1 acre of $oybeans.

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>> No.39580542

>>39580278
Mechanics catgirl makes me feel sad. I’d have to kiss her on the forehead as I don’t think she could feel it through her respirator.

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>> No.39580577

>>39580568
What are they putting in food these days to make girls this big?

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>>39580568

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>>39579088
just milk the hag
>>39580577
them hormones

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This nun seems trustworthy.

>> No.39580721

>>39580646
She wants you to confess.

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>>39580646
i trust only elven cow nuns

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>>39580646
i trust sister blueberry!

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>> No.39580799

slow, aint it?

>> No.39580825

>>39580799
It’s Monday during work hours. Of course it’s gonna be slow.

>> No.39580848

>>39580762
Cute Amazon loli

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>> No.39580938

>>39580732
That's because they tell you that drinking holy milk and saying your prayers is all you need to go to heaven.

>> No.39580939

>>39580149
ONORE

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>>39580938
A man needs drink the holy milk, for he will sin if he does not

>> No.39580971

>>39580762
To think I almost went a few days without thinking about manhandling little warrior girls

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>>39569640

>> No.39581057
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Would it be possible for anon, lost deep in a forest, to escape after encountering an amazon?

>> No.39581079

>>39580762
She's wearing too many clothes

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>> No.39581166

>>39581157
i really want o shove my head between those melons

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>> No.39581192

Do you get really dizzy after orgasm-ing numerous times inside your wife in one go while she is being pleasured and completely unfazed from orgasm-ing much more than you on your dick?

>> No.39581196

>>39581057
Amazonesses run pretty fast. He's becoming a househusband.

>> No.39581201
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>>39581057
There is no escape unless he's exceptionally clever or fast

>> No.39581208
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>>39581057
>running around at random in a place where you have no idea where you are
>probably just getting even more lost while she knows the land like the back of her hand
Outlook grim.
Even if he somehow loses the amazon against all odds, he’s going to attract the attention of a dozen other wild MGs.

>> No.39581210

>>39581057
of course, he just needs to ask her for directions

>> No.39581220

>>39581208
i want a cougar gf

>> No.39581222

>>39581192
It’s kinda like going into a trance once there is enough mana circulating between us.

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>>39581210
>Is this guy for real?

>> No.39581252

>>39581208
>he’s going to attract the attention of a dozen other wild MGs.
Monster infighting is the strongest weapon

>> No.39581284

>>39581252
>inb4 u get a splinter or small cut

>> No.39581314

>>39581201
Girls with powerful back muscles are for being made into mothers.

>> No.39581324
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Welcome to the jungle

>> No.39581336

>>39581324
Is the jungle kind enough to let me have both a big cat and a colorful bird wife?

>> No.39581342

>>39581324
speak spanish and watch them cats fall in line

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>>39569640

>> No.39581359

>>39581324
Do they have fun and games?

>> No.39581361
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>>39581324
Consent to the rapecat!
Kiss the rapecat when she takes you on the sacrificial alter!
Only have missionary sex with the rapecat!

>> No.39581367

>>39581324
fast cat

>> No.39581368

>>39581357
Are those poker chips edited in?

>> No.39581418

>>39581230
>>39581210
This strategy will surely work! Why is she taking me to the tribe? Ah, she probably is just looking for a map to show me directions, no reason to worry!

>> No.39581435

>raperaperape
>househusbandhousehusbandhousehusband
What is it about the jungle that makes monsters act this way?

>> No.39581443
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>It’s a crime to just take a zombie off the cold streets and give her a home and love her conditionally
This is what “higher” undead are trying to push so they don’t get mogged by the cuter and more approachable zombies

>> No.39581459

>>39581443
i just treat them all the same, I have seven liches 20 wights, 4 vamps and 2 phantoms alone with 40 zombies and a ghoul at home

>> No.39581460

>>39581443
>It’s a crime to just take a zombie off the cold streets and give her a home and love her conditionally
yeah. you're supposed to just take a zombie off the cold streets and give her a home and love her UNconditionally

>> No.39581470

>>39581443
Laws were meant to be broken and what are those higher undead going to do about it anyway?

>> No.39581475

>>39581470
send a strongly worded letter through undead pigeon harpy

>> No.39581477

>>39581443
Even if it was, I'm sure you could easily get the loicense to do that.

>> No.39581487

>>39581443
>vampire tries to seduce anon with her power and wealth
>"Meh..."
>anon turns his head and sees a zombie that keeps bumping into a wall
>"Ah yes, that is perfect wife material right there!"
>vampire seethes as anon goes to scoop up his brand new wife
they can make as many laws as they want, still gonna take zombies home

>> No.39581501

>>39581443
just take 'em both, problem solved

>> No.39581504

>>39581435
It's the heat and the mosquitos.

>> No.39581510

>>39581459
missing a dragon zombie

>> No.39581514

>>39581487
I want to rape a vampire

>> No.39581515

>>39581477
begone, wonderlander. THIS IS THE USMA

>> No.39581521

>>39581510
thats the guard dog outside

>> No.39581529

>>39581510
>>39581521
pretty easy heist, thought I would have to deal with a hellhound or something alive, ew

>> No.39581544

>>39581529
You wanna deal with an undead Hellhound?

>> No.39581558

>>39581544
nah, that would be my cousin, the undead hounder

>> No.39581569
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Tricked again!

>> No.39581593

>>39581443
I really wanna get a stupid edit of Alex Jones "you can just take them home" meme.
>The elite undead doesn't want you to know this, but the zombie girls in the undead city are free. You can take them home. I have 8 zombie wives.

>> No.39581619

monsters who are alive are ew, undead the best!

>> No.39581627

>>39581357
>Fishnets on snake tail

That's pretty hot but I'm pretty sure they'd get ripped up and destroyed in seconds.


Even if they didn't they'd get filthy very fast dragging on the ground.

>> No.39581704
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>>39569640
i'm such a sucker for foxgirls

>> No.39581724

>>39581704
the mofustien, one of the rarest breeds of holst and inari hybrids out there

>> No.39581758

>>39581704
Fried tofu always goes to the right places.

>> No.39581762

>>39581443
>A...lone....ple..ase...dont...go....want....sad....cold....lone...ly.....
i just wouldnt be able to help myself. i cant ignore her pleas when i know firsthand what she's going through

>> No.39581766
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>>39581704
>>39581724
I like a little more cow in my fox, personally.

>> No.39581781

>>39580762
oh yes

>> No.39581791

>>39581435
>What is it about the jungle that makes monsters act this way?
They need rape correction

>> No.39581794

>>39580762
She's back for a re-match!

>> No.39581801

>>39581766
imagine holsts and cow foxes meeting

>> No.39581816

>>39581569
Does she move by wobbling her chest around?

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>>39569640

>> No.39581836

>>39581762
the most powerful move in a monster's arsenal: emotional guilt tripping

>> No.39581854

>>39581836
It's their greatest weakness as well.

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>>39581766
I wonder, can you have a son with a holst, who then has a daughter with a fox, and pass his mother's holst genes on to his daughter to create a tittyfox?

>> No.39581961

>>39581946
i usually go with echidnas when you need unexpected hybrids

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>>39581359
They have fiber and 5G, buddy, so DL speeds are good.

>> No.39581975

>>39581961
What a boring solution, i want to be a breeder creating the ultimate momsters

>> No.39581976

>>39581946
i feel like this could happen but it would take at least two generations past the first fox holst hybrid

>> No.39581992

>>39581973
>tfw no ran momster
AHHHHHH, wHY WAS THE WORlD SO CRUEL ToT

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>>39581992
Just go to Monsokyo lmao.

>> No.39582026
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39582026

Plump mofu

>> No.39582034

>>39582019
what an amazing place that would be, the old sunflower hag and the snek hag

>> No.39582038

>>39581973
But getting away from all that is why I would go to the jungle

>> No.39582055
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>>39582034
Good taste.

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>>39581758
it is the foxgirl favorite for a good reason after all

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>>39582068
Gonna have a daughteru

>> No.39582127

>>39582026
>Bushy eyebrows
A sign of a great woman, fantastic wife and perfect mother.

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>> No.39582277

>>39582055
I just her as a lonely old tsundere hag that lives in her field waiting for that someone

>> No.39582309

>>39581791
Yeah the boys do

>> No.39582324

Remember to keep adventurers away from suspected Dorome caves if you want to avoid an outbreak of meaty Trolls.

>> No.39582332

>>39582324
>Remember to not keep adventurers away from suspected Dorome caves if you want an outbreak of meaty Trolls.
FTFY

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>> No.39582489

>>39582464
Is it true that members of the monster church don't work on mondays?

>> No.39582541
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Marry your guardian angel.

>> No.39582567
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39582567

>>39581544
Niflhounds, the kuu, zero-nonsense cousins of Hellhounds.

>> No.39582578

>>39582541
She knows about all your most embarrassing secrets.
It would be too awkward.

>> No.39582603

>>39580636
NO!

>> No.39582611

>>39582578
>She knows about all your most embarrassing secrets.
So you're telling me my guardian angel would know that I like wincest?
What is she gonna do, pretend to be my sister, aunt, cousin, mom, or something?

>> No.39582622
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>>39582603
milk the hagon

>> No.39582627

humans boy are not rape bait

>> No.39582647

>>39582627
>said the jinko on 4mon before getting dunked on

>> No.39582664

>>39582647
That's okay, she has a husband, while the monsters on 4mon do not.

>> No.39582677

>>39582664
>a husband
>is on 4mon
Imaginry Husbandos do not count, miss jinko

>> No.39582686

>>39582677
he's real though
sure he is her neighbor and she can barely say good morning too but they are totally married

>> No.39582688

>>39575339
Breathe through your nose

>> No.39582695

>>39576463
This but with anubis, hellhound, kiki, and/or cu sith

>> No.39582696

>>39582686
they dont sleep in the same house, Miss jinko is just a big scaredy cat

>> No.39582703

>>39578549
Sandworm

>> No.39582713

>>39582703
To sleep on, not in. those hard scales would be like sleeping on tiles

>> No.39582723

I'm going to huff Hellhound fluff

>> No.39582727

>>39582713
Technically you're doing both.

You sleep inside but also sleep on her soft, wet, warm flesh

>> No.39582729

>>39582677
I hope 4mon has threads full of desperate girls who send vagina pics to anyone they think is a man.

>> No.39582731

>>39582713
>he doesn't cherish EVERY part of his wife

>> No.39582734

>>39582731
sandworn aint for me

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>>39581627

>> No.39582746

>>39582723
More like, she's gonna huff your fluff first. Canines are sniffers don't forget

>> No.39582749

>>39582541
http://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=C63FD7A92A82583A8941B4F0A3C87140

>> No.39582764

>>39582729
just go on 4mon and ask what 5 +10 and post a pic of your body and watch what happens

>> No.39582771

>>39582622
Not enough booba

>> No.39582772

>>39582696
>jinko too scared to approach anon
>keeps making up scenarios where she totally seduces him or he sweeps her off her paws
>all posted on 4mon of course
>meanwhile anon thinks jinko hates him because she barely looks at him
>atleast he has these jinko stories on 4mon to cheer him up

>> No.39582775

>>39582764
idk what that means but 5+10 is too old for me
Gonna go straight to the sabbath thread and try to find the closest one as lonely witches try to entice me to theirs with their sexy, sexy little bodies.

>> No.39582779

>>39582541
Isn't your guardian angel supposed to be the same gender as you?
Do angels even have gender?

>> No.39582787

>>39582779
sounds like a cope your christian parents told you to stop you fantasizing about getting it on with the girl that watches you fap.

>> No.39582788

>>39582775
I'd be lurking for either hags or make a meme about me breaking and fucking the monster in the house

>> No.39582791

>>39581627
>>39582744
I wonder what other weird monster fetishes a man could have
>Slime in latex
>Succubus in prude clothing
>Holst in schoolgirl swimsuit

>> No.39582792

>>39582771
As so you need a bigger booba dragon to milk?

>> No.39582800

>>39582787
Either way. An angel isn't going to want to see you sin like that

>> No.39582813

>>39582567
Are they still super rapey?

>> No.39582817

>>39582489
Well not officially, but after the Sunday service/wanton orgy they are too tired to do anything.

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>>39582779
As far as we know, biblical angels could procreate with humans as we have noted that those descendants died in the deluge. And although in some appearances they were insanity-inducing, in others they were so good looking the people of Sodom and Gomorrah would attempt to rape them.
We don’t have enough information to know more about their gender aside that. Most times they appear it’s to be helpful either by offering advice, guarding people, or fighting it out to prove you are stronger than you take yourself for.

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>>39582800
Depends on the angel. It isn’t like we ever got somethinng written out that lusting for an angel or procreating with one is a sin. If anything the deluge only happened when the vast majority of the population was too sinful. And this is in the Old Testament when God was more… direct in His methods. Even then the angels had bred with humans, so if it was such a big deal instead of having notes over how those descendants died on the deluge we’d have some anecdote of the angel and angelfucker being punished for that.

>> No.39582880

If i pray hard enough, can I get cow angel nun momster?

>> No.39582942

>>39582813
Of course.
Just a lot more deadpan about it.

>> No.39582963

>>39582746
Stop making me think about a hellhound waifu sniffing my bush before bringing out that big, long, hot, doggo tongue and going to work.
Content warning:Also something something backdoor.

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>>39582792
Yes

>> No.39583013

>>39582978
i need a jabberwock gf, i need it i need it need it!

>> No.39583038
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39583038

How do I trigger the more aggressive side of one of these cats? Should I ask the hellhound in my class to give her advice?

>> No.39583042

>>39583038
try finger but hole

>> No.39583046

>>39583038
catnip

>> No.39583052

>>39583038
Rub the womb

>> No.39583056

>>39583038
Be as smug and cocky as you can and challenge her to a duel.
>>39583046
That will just make her stoned.

>> No.39583061

>>39583038
pray to the local eros temple that her heat comes early

>> No.39583072

>>39583038
Pspspspsps

>> No.39583076

>>39583038
Show them your back, that's big cat for "I'm a slut and I want you to rape me."

>> No.39583080

>>39583056
>stoned
>she aggressively cuddles you while talking philosophy nonsense only interrupted by questions of snacks
sounds fine

>> No.39583102

Do you think it's time to stop fucking for a while when your wife starts to smell like your cum on a regular basis?

>> No.39583109

>>39583076
That really gets them in a hunting mode, pupils dilate, she crouches low, wiggles her butt a little.

>> No.39583113

>>39583038
fall asleep right on top of one and dont move at all

>> No.39583115

>>39583038
From what I remember from the RPG there was an herb called silvervine which made cat types rapey can horny if they liked you.

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>>39569640

>> No.39583136
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>>39583102
>Stopping
>Implying you have a choice

>> No.39583141

>>39583136
Impressive technique

>> No.39583143

>>39583136
I do have a choice. It's my body and I can deny consent to a monster because I said so.

>> No.39583150
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39583150

You want to get fucked by Lucy, don't you?

>> No.39583155

>>39583136
hand feet

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>>39583143
There is no such thing as consent in a marriage to a monster girl, that doesn't mean that if she decides to humor you by asking first that it is a legal precedent. You best really think about that before settling down and allowing yourself to be raped into marriage.

>> No.39583177

>>39583143
This is literally the situation where the Hellhound takes over with or without your help.
>>39583155
It's called an overhead attack.

>> No.39583201

>>39583172
it aint rape if I kiss first
>>39583177
look at her, she got hands for feet>>39583136

>> No.39583214

>>39583172
I won't allow any monster to rape me into marriage. Men get raped because they sub-consciously allow it even though they say it's wrong.

>> No.39583215

>>39583177
how am I supposed to ever counter when the hellhound has me in an unbeatable blockstring?

>> No.39583226

>>39583109
Yeah get them in hunt mode then kneel down to tie your shoe. Works on any cat.

>> No.39583232

>>39583215
dont let 'em touch you, dummy. should went for max stamina and agility

>> No.39583237

>>39583214
If you don't want to be raped find a monster that either wants you to rape her or one of the middle of the road breeds that are about seduction or romance.

>> No.39583238

>>39583214
Yeah, you can only ever trust Pyrows.

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>>39583214
Alright anon, best stay on the roads during your travels. You may find that some monsters are very persuasive.

>> No.39583250

It's time to leave the Fairy Kingdom once the Titania discovers sex

>> No.39583252

>>39583214
then go up to that succ eye fucking you, look her right in the eye and ask her out on a date

>> No.39583296
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>Hahaha! I bet you're too much of a bitch to fuck my spussy!

>> No.39583304

>>39583296
Imagine how hot it would be to be a tentacle spider and force all your harem into your reproductive pouch

>> No.39583321

>>39583296
I love the Atlach-Nacha. Everyone always talks about protection-fags that want to be protected but I want to take care of my wife. I like that they are actually a sweet and kid girl that needs you to heal her. I want to protect and make sure my wife is able to be at ease and happy forever as we spin our web.

>> No.39583332

>>39583321
>I like that they are actually a sweet and kind girl

>> No.39583340

>>39583296
Please don't call it that.

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need me a dragon this thicc

>> No.39583344

>>39583321
night gaunt man?
>>39583340
she doesn't have one anyway.

>> No.39583346

>>39583344
>night gaunt man?
yes

>> No.39583347

>>39583343
she looks like a cool momster

>> No.39583351

>>39583321
yeah but i don't want to be a spider, though i do respect your commitment to face-sitting

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>>39583340
>Call it what? My spidussy? My arachnussy? My tight, wet, eight-legged bugussy?

>> No.39583367

>>39583362
Anon we only post monster girls here, not monster boys.

>> No.39583370

>>39583347
yeah, she lets me sleep in and lets me fuck her while shes cleaning

>> No.39583378

>>39583367
People talk about chaos monsters all the time. Ship post somewhere else.

>> No.39583384
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>>39582541
No, marry the monster who lives under your bed instead

>> No.39583400

>>39583378
Newfag.

>> No.39583423

>>39583362
Honey, please.

>> No.39583440
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>>39583362
While technically they are an Arachne they still are just a loli with spider legs on their back.

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>>39583400
No you.

>> No.39583488

>>39583440
it's nice that even the acolytes of chaos respect kneesocks

>> No.39583492

>>39583440
>mounted
i like that word

>> No.39583529

>>39583304
I have an image of that. Can confirm it is fun to imagine.

>> No.39583534

I want to have a beastman form. Glad MGE is accommodating to this.

>> No.39583549

trolls make the best brownies

>> No.39583557
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>>39583534
Just ask Shog for help, she can slime ya

>> No.39583559

>>39583549
I don't trust trolls not to put mud in them. Trolls are weird

>> No.39583564

>>39583559
Trolls aint trolls, that cheshires schtick

>> No.39583569

>>39583557
I want to have a beastman form to tear things to shreds and also have high impact sexual violence with my waifu.

I'm taking the potion.
>inb4 I end up as my waifu's loyal puppy dog for a few hours

>> No.39583573

>>39583559
what type of trolls you live around?

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>>39583564
>Trolls aint trolls
>troll decides to troll anon
>bakes him a blueberry pie
>he takes a bite and slowly raises an eyebrow
>she starts giggling and says
>"Hehehe...you got trolled! It was actually apple pie!"
little rascals

>> No.39583589

>>39583569
Fuck off please.

>> No.39583598

>>39583589
dont give mr faggot attentiion, just report and ignore

>> No.39583600

>>39583584
>Troll being that cute
HNNNGH

>> No.39583626
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>>39583600
They are too pure

>> No.39583636
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>>39583584
Only those Trolls should be allowed to troll.

>> No.39583642

>>39583626
they are so spreading that pureness by making more trolls
>>39583636
im gonna open the present one min before christmas

>> No.39583676
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>> No.39583708

>>39583559
it's dorome mud, you just get relaxed around her and turned on by big mangrabbers

>> No.39583718

>>39583626
>monsters can't read english
what shirts would you get your wife that has funny phrases on them?

>> No.39583721

>39583676
Vtumors go to their threads or /vt/

>> No.39583728

>>39583718
the fridge gobbler, the borer of doom and cuddles, and mega honk, guess whuch monsters they are

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>> No.39583780

>>39583776
why are they always drawn with puffed out ribcages.

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>>39583728
Moth
Moth
Moth with a bike horn

>> No.39583797

>>39583776
rude
for that I am going to go flirt with her CC aunt

>> No.39583815

>>39583776
The loli has fun until you tell her you dream of old monsters and their well developed bodies. Who cares about some mean washboard?

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Making babies!
Fox happy!

>> No.39583870

how do I calm an angry heckepup?

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>>39583728
jabber
wurm
another jabber

>> No.39583893

>>39583870
Don't know about calm, but if you want her to be less angry tell her she's scaring you.

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>>39583870
Give meat.
Not that one, pervert.

>> No.39583907

>>39583871
>jub telling others to stop being gluttonous
The ironing

>> No.39583914

>>39583871
Blubberwock

>> No.39583945

>>39583871
>Jabberwocks are so fucking fat they can make a Jub-Jub stop thinking about dicks for 2 seconds to tell them they're fat
lol

>> No.39583980

>>39583871
wrong on the last one, which monster can honk if you grab their breasts

>> No.39583987

>>39583871
What a fatty
Going to squeeze the Wock belly

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>>39583980
beeg bogie

>> No.39584022

>>39583991
We have a winner
>>39583987
it also makes a perfect pillow, much to her annoyance

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I'm still thinking about it

>> No.39584048

>>39583871
truly the demon of gluttony personified

>> No.39584091

>>39584027
She made it ahegao…

>> No.39584109

>>39583991
i want to be manhandled by big clown hands

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>>39584091
She's a very skillful woman

>> No.39584118

>>39584112
buge

>> No.39584127

>>39582567
Wouldn't Sluagh be a better name?, they are a race of undead wolves afterall.

>> No.39584139

Making a Banshee cry by cutting up garlic near her.

>> No.39584147

>>39584127
That's just another type of Black Dog, which is what a hellhound already is.

>> No.39584149

making a cheshire annoyed by acting like she doesnt exist

>> No.39584207

I don't want to be that guy but....

>> No.39584212

>>39581192
South Australia

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>> No.39584216

>>39581357
Alice is a stinky shut

>> No.39584223

>>39581569
That artist can be a dick sometimes

>> No.39584228

>>39584149
the prank is on her when i don't exist

>> No.39584233

>>39581973
Ran is dangerous

>> No.39584244

>>39582026
How plump is too plump?

>> No.39584257

>>39583038
Tell her the magic words

>> No.39584259

>>39584223
yeah. humor's hard to execute tastefully.

>> No.39584266

>>39583343
She needs a treadmill

>> No.39584272

>>39584228
You exist only because she believes you do and are just a figment of her imagination

>> No.39584276

>>39583776
>crotch tattoos
I just don't care for them

>> No.39584283

>>39584112
>>39584027
Does mgt like multiple arm girls?

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>>39584283
ye
manticore and a half makes me happy.

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>>39584216
>stinky shut

>> No.39584306

>>39584283
I love multi-arm girls like you wouldn't believe. I don't know why KC hasn't made an Asura. Or just a multi-arm bug girl.

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>>39584272

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>>39584283
yes

>> No.39584332

>>39584310
I’m thankful one of my wives is wurm

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>>39584233
>what a "dangerous fox" may look like

>> No.39584341

>>39584306
ryu have those chest grabbers. i'm not sure if they're functional though.

>> No.39584372

>>39584299
>>39584313
dumb doll

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>>39584341
Someone should ask KC about those, if only to remind him about multi-arm girls

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>> No.39584416

>>39584383
>multi-arms
>pointy ears
>butler outfit
nice

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>>39584372
but she is portable

>> No.39584437

>>39584383
>multi arm bartender gives anon a drink
>he tips her a marriage ring

>> No.39584440

>>39584299
>>39584313
>>39584420
ranni's design is very interesting. some kinda hard shell over woven fibres? is she like a ragdoll underneath? idk what's going on with her face either but it's used in cute ways in fanarts

>> No.39584459

>>39584420
The mini form is a literal doll, nothing to fuck there. The main body is also just ropes so why bother.

>>39584440
>hard shell over woven fibres
It's a porcelain doll filled with actual rope.
>idk what's going on with her face
It's her spirit inhabiting the doll based on another woman after she separated her soul from her body after she did a ritual involving killing herself and her half-brother to break off from space gods. The second face next to the doll is her actual face.

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>> No.39584529

>>39584459
those darn space gods are always such meddlers

>> No.39584558

>>39584529
Her ending is a honey moon killing them too. Whole questline ends on her giving you a sword her family line gives to people they want to marry.

>> No.39584585

Great, fucking damn it, I did not want to be spoiled at all

>> No.39584587

>>39584528
>Mermaid Kunoichi that throws starfishes like shuriken.

>> No.39584594

>>39584558
>honey moon is killing your wife's enemies
pretty romantic

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>> No.39584651

I hope KC retcons the whole widowed monsters possibly remarrying thing.

>> No.39584656

>>39584644
i want be in a delinquent monster gang

>> No.39584670

>>39584558
You know, i may not like soulsborne games on my mgs due to retarded /tg/ fags, but i gotta say, it’s based that they allow the player to marry a non-human woman, lots of games would improve if they allowed you to romance and marry monstrous girls

>> No.39584684

>>39582942
>"WAIT I DON'T CONSENT!"
>Her:*sighs* *blank expression* "What's the point same result anyway"

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>>39584656
but are you cool enough?

>> No.39584694

>>39584670
>non-human
I mean she's human. Her spirit is just inhabiting a different form.
she's got a HUGE ass if her human form is anything to go on

>> No.39584698

>>39584685
got the scars to prove im tough

>> No.39584699

>>39584685
Anon's rolling with the Kit Kats!

>> No.39584715

>>39584670
Soulsborne is not related to /tg/ though, in fact they hate it because it's lore from Asian origin and not their retarded western shit that they like to swallow like Warhammer

>> No.39584720

>>39582791
Slime in latex makes them living stress balls

>> No.39584722

>>39584698
>t. anon with a paper cut
you can be the gangs water boy

>> No.39584727

>>39584694
I mean it as in not just a normal human, ranni may have been human, but she’s now a doll, so she’s not a human in the normal sense

>> No.39584730

>>39584722
Nah, got those sharpening my knives, got one or two nasty cuts on my hands as well nearly went all the way to the bone because I opened a tin can of dog food

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>>39584685
That looks like some tuff kots, squatting there with probably stolen fishos.

>> No.39584754

>>39584685
i stole sgt. anubis from the station with nothing but a box of donuts

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>>39584730
>two nasty cuts on my hands as well nearly went all the way to the bone because I opened a tin can of dog food
congratulations, you got accepted into the Hounds
you have been assigned a member to watch you and make sure you di further harm yourself

>> No.39584784

>>39584754
but now you have a lazy cop laying on your couch, eating donuts, getting crumbs everywhere, and barking orders at you
you are brave but dumb

>> No.39584785

>>39584758
Juicy booty making me think about hot dog hotdogging.

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>>39584459
So it's basically the fantasy equivalent of downloading your mind into a robot body.

>> No.39584796

>>39584784
Thats Lt. Jabber, Sgt. Anubis is a model cop through and through just so happens that a box of donut is her weakness

>> No.39584822

if i fuck a toaster enough in a demon realm will it turn into an automaton?

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>>39584785

>> No.39584832

>>39584822
no

>> No.39584848

>>39584758
why isnt she wearing pants

>> No.39584850

>>39584758
im just rather clumsy but I dont needs omeone to look out for me. i aint a child

>> No.39584851

>>39584796
>get cornered by Sgt. Anubis while running from the law
>she starts to give a passionate speech of justice and good v. evil
>reach into you bag for your super secret weapon
>Donuts!
>throw it at the cop
>run away while she is busy feasting while crying "Donuts! My only weakness! *munch munch*"

>> No.39584858

>>39584851
>imagine not using the donuts to leverage a deal
smoother than a mirror

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>>39584848
Why are you?

>> No.39584866

>>39584832
this is why i hate monsters.

>> No.39584867

>>39584851
this is why i go for the manticore from vice

>> No.39584927

>>39584851
remember a good old pack of boston cremes ois how you get out of getting a ticket

>> No.39584942

>>39584927
>boston cremes
>showing some shoulder
>giving them your (fake) number
any other tips for getting out of tickets?

>> No.39584957

>>39584942
>giving them your fake number
Go ahead. If you think they won't trade in some favors with their tech expert to get your address that's your problem.

>> No.39584959

>>39584942
a nice frenching between the legs
letting her inspect your pants
pretending you fell asleep, they are legally required to bring you to a bed and tuck you in

>> No.39584986

>>39574752
Have you seen how fluffy my Nuki lawyer's tail is, there's no way she can lose!

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>>39584959
>letting her inspect your pants
b-but that is penis inspection day!

>> No.39585021

>>39584986
Local tanuki too fluffy to lose

>> No.39585031

imagine a comedy about an anon who uses the worst possible tactics to try and get with monster girls and its just about them failing in hilarious fashion. Imagine all the monster girls who watch the show and fucking riot at it, "The man doesn't get the girl!?!?!?"

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>>39584670
Honestly it's surprising to have a side-character plotline in a souls game that DOESN'T end badly for them.
So it's a refreshing change of pace there.

>> No.39585050

>>39584997
so wanna pay a fine?

>> No.39585060

>>39585036
Oh no, Elden Ring still has a retarded amount of misery porn which makes you care for absolutely zero characters since why would you if they all fucking die? Ranni only lives due to having her own ending which is also hilarious since because of that she's the only real character in the game and most picked ending.

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>>39584684
>I see you're choosing to do this the hard way

>> No.39585087

>>39585050
what is the fine? better not be penis

>> No.39585094

>>39585031
this is how you get your career taken down by tanuki and their army of lawyers, Emotional Damage

>> No.39585097

>>39585060
>Elden Ring still has a retarded amount of misery porn
Oh I'm well aware.
It's just a surprise to get a "silver lining"

>> No.39585114

>>39585087
500 liters o cum

>> No.39585116

I want to be a booty inspector at an all monster school

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>>39585114
>500 liters of cum for the police
>200 liters of cum for Penis Inspection Day
>450 liters of cum for the Boya Tax
what is left for my poor auntster? damn you tax collectors!

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>>39584341
>>39584383
For the ryu, the chest grabber's position and design makes me think they could be atrophied wings.

>> No.39585164

>>39584865
Why is my auntie looking at me like that?

>> No.39585173

>>39585164
You have been single for far too long...

>> No.39585185

>>39585162
>atrophied
they have found greater purpose in life as breast supports and fully prehensile paizuri aids

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>>39584651
He basically has, given how many years ago it was that he said it was a rare possibility. He also long ago cautioned back in those old Q and A sessions that the answers he was giving were not set in stone yet.

Back in the day he hadn't settled on just how he wanted the afterlife to function. These days he has a much more concrete idea on how it all works, how relationships with monster girls become eternal, etc. Having your soul "tainted" by marrying a monster basically is now the default thing that happens, ensuring you and her meet and marry again in subsequent reincarnations.

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>>39585164
Taking too long to give her nieces, so now she will have to take direct supervision.

>> No.39585250

>>39585185
Yeah, atrophied I guess isn't the best word. Modified probably fits better.

>> No.39585296

so who runs a mixed society? monsters or men?

>> No.39585312

>>39585296
Please shut up.

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Remember Anons, you belong to your neighbors

>> No.39585318

>>39585313
guess i'm moving out

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>>39585318
you belong to your landlady

>> No.39585344

>>39580762
i am now ready to settle down and become a family man

>> No.39585349

>>39585296
How much of the setting have you bothered to read? The answer to that question (both) has been stated many times.

>> No.39585365

>>39585349
>How much of the setting have you bothered to read?
Probably zero knowing how many dumb newfags we've been getting.

>> No.39585390

>>39585349
I didn't read anything other than MGE vol 1 and 2.
I tried to read sabbath grimoire but it was incredibly boring.

>> No.39585423

>>39580762
Made for prone boning

>> No.39585447

>>39585313
That's a lot of stray cats that want me then. Possibly a racoon or two.

And mom was so looking forward to me settling down with a nice dragon.

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>>39585390
>I tried to read sabbath grimoire but it was incredibly boring.

This makes Runya Runya sad.

But even with just MGE volume 1 and 2, you should have noticed from the example of the khepri profile, and the Land of Four Souls in the Mist Continent article of volume 2 that human rulers are very much a thing in monster friendly places.

>> No.39585459

>>39584986
That's how you get a nuki and a demon wife

>> No.39585467

>>39585447
think she can forgive you with your harem

>> No.39585583

>>39584851
My inner edgelord wants to see one of these cutesy mge cop stories interrupted by a serious crime but my heart says it's fine the way it is

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>> No.39585592

>>39584306
dragons have multiple arms

>> No.39585655

>>39585592
Multiple arms with HANDS, you pedantic fuck

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chub grope

>> No.39585671

>>39585655
wings are hands

>> No.39585705

>>39585671
Grabby hands.

>> No.39585708

what sports do monsters play?

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>>39585655
Okay, so the extra hands aren't really hers, but an effort was made?

But yeah, here's hoping we do get some kind of asura monster at some point from KC.

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This angers the sabbath

>> No.39585725

What level of monster girl X monster girl is allowed anyhow?
Just for the sake of pleasing their man? Corruption? Bi monster girls that do it while fucking their shared husband?

>> No.39585773

>>39585725
The following is the guideline KC gives on his website.

>There are no (pure lesbian) homosexuals among the monster girls in the "Monster Girl Encyclopedia", so we do not deal with them. Sorry.

Elsewhere he has mentioned that monster girls pleasuring each other can happen in contexts such as close friends playing, teaching newly monsterized women, and as part of threesomes and such. All that said, it is always secondary to the pleasure they seek from a husband or prospective husband.

As for the thread, probably best to avoid monster x monster stuff that doesn't involve a man.

>> No.39585778

>>39585583
>...MGCPD...serious crime...
>Sgt Wan-tism spends months sorting through financial records to finally bring down the Tanuki cartel of the vegetable market
>it's evidence of a corrupt pyramid scheme
>have the files all laid on the conference room table in annotated order with neat color-coded sticky flags to show it all to the DA
>steps out for 5 minutes to get coffee
>Constable Mino brings in a jaywalker Anon for 'questioning'
>too horny to get him down to the cells
>the conference room is a tangle of shredded paper, cumstains and mino-milk
>the confetti at Const Mino's wedding has remains of financial numbers on it
>Sgt Anubis gives up and transfers to the new vacancy in Traffic

>> No.39585783

>>39583468
i demand more dad/daughter bonding moments. art, stories, greentext, i dont care, I want it all

>> No.39585788

>>39585773
Ah alright, thank you anon.

>> No.39585797

>>39585773
could a future tri-couple start with the 2 monster girls already together but in search for the husband?

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>>39569640
How hairy do you like your waifu ?

>> No.39585812

>>39585797
I want a lizard girl and salamander "best friends" to challenge me.
I know yananon did a story about this but it's since been deleted due to the pastbin purge.
I really wanna read it again, does anyone have it saved?

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>>39585810
I like drunk goats, thus I like hairy drunk goat pussy

>> No.39585824

>>39585778
This is unrealistic as every good police wan would keep a second hidden copy of their work, or at least inside an encrypted database.

>> No.39585825

>>39585810
as long as they look nice i dont care

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>>39585783

>> No.39585885

>>39585824
Its more the realization that spending months busting a multi-million-Gold protection racket that goes all the way to CityHall isnt going to get her laid like cracking down of real crimes like public bachelorness will.

>> No.39585894

>>39585810
fluffy hound bush in the shape of a flame, of course

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Well, Anon, you failed to fill out form 1B39f839 and now you are legally obligated to fuck the jackal

>> No.39585938

>>39585915
No please! Not the sweaty dog boobs!

>> No.39585943

>>39585915
A girl being legally forced to let me fuck her is probably the only way I could get any action anyway.

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>>39585938
Shoulda done the paperwork.

>> No.39585971

>>39585954
cute

>> No.39585993

>>39585797
Isn't that what werewolf, orc, goblin etc. packs are like?

>> No.39586059

>>39585797
succs do this. freshly transformed succs usually hunt men alongside the one that corrupted them.
fun fact: kc stated vampires keep kikimoras as thralls/portable bloodbanks until they get a man. And yet i never see this come up in discussion, not once

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>>39583907
hey, jubs are not gluttonous!

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>>39586065
>So dick hungry they want to perch on it

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