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Chuff

what's going on at city hall?

>>39553052

Spank the monkey

Dear Demon Lord,

I want to shag one of your daughters.

Sincerely,
Anon

>>39553067
Arguing over the bypass. You've got to have bypasses.

JS anal

>>39553067
There was a whole scandal where Mayor Zombie was accused of being 'detrimental to the image of undead monsters' by a political group of wights, vampires, and pharaohs.
Nobody really paid attention to it though because the news showed a clip of the mayor trying to cuddle with her bodyguard and everyone thought it was cute.

>>39553067
>>39553161
when's the mayor gonna wight?

>>39553177
At this rate? Never, because bodyguard anon refuses to dick her. He says it would unprofessional.

>>39553105
Don't do it, it's a trap. They got gorilla glue on thier buts, you'll get stuck.

cheshire is cringe because my hellhound momster wife told me so

>>39553052

>>39553212
extremely cute mama and daughter!

>>39553193
I'm calling in the pros to handle him

>>39553052

>>39553236
no hope anon, he's been trained by the best

>>39553256
>tfw ywn have two momsters, a fox nun momster and a automaton maid momster

I want the smug squad to do a reunion tour.

>>39553177
>>39553193
>>39553236
what would she be like if she wighted?

>>39553318
sure thing grandpa, now if you don't mind My Venomous Romance has a concert tonight

>>39553327
she'd lose the populist angle that got her elected and nobody would buy her rags to riches story.

>>39553346
>she'd lose the populist angle that got her elected
you mean the hordes of recently risen undead?

>>39553354
thats been debunked

Im looking to get a custom wife, should I go to build a bogey, lich sans undead emporium or that creepy doll making dark mage that lives in the magical woods

>>39553354
Yeah. It's so unfair that the undead can just raise tons of zombies and get votes. It should be illegal.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97823206
helping out valkyrie-san with her daily corruption check

>>39553371
Magical woods sounds interesting

Now Anon, I know you say you don’t want too. But you really should fall into depravity with monsters. There’s nothing wrong with it, I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself.

>>39553426
>>39553426
every monster that lives there is a dark mage and you might even find magical hags!

>>39553446
the day the portals open is the day a loli steals all my mana and my soul.
But that day is not today.

>>39553446
No thanks. I like chastity and moderation

>>39553446
piss off and stop wasting my time succubus whore my elves gf is waiting for me

These elves sure get sweaty around humans uh

>>39553475
Elf*

>>39553446
sorry I only accept wholesome romance

Join the sabbath

>>39553500
only if they first accept a package

>>39553513
I'm pretty sure that getting your package is their goal, anon.

>>39553212
"Left is better" strikes again

>>39553486
they get reeally exicted when they see round ears, it even happens with kakuens

>>39553493
the most depraved of all

>>39553535
You mean even Kakuens like human men's ears, or Elves think Kakuen ears are cute and want to touch them too?

>retard rides the girl in full dragon form to fast travel to town
>now everyone is in high alert because a dragon was seen crossing the skies and they issued a state of emergency
How many of you would do something like that without thinking of the consequences? Aside the dumb shogfuckers that think no one will question his new mansion and clothes that appeared from night to dawn

>>39553566
yes

>>39553446
No.

Observe my daughter

Recently elected mayor here, how do I deal with the cabal of corrupt vampires and wights saying that they really run the government and I’m just a figurehead and block any of my attempts to make new laws

>>39553522
>smuggle a mana bomb into the heart of a sabbath with this one simple trick!

>>39553595
get babayaga on the line

>>39553593
She seems to have an oral fixation.

>>39553595
Anonville needs a hero to clean up the dead

>>39553630
i'll do it by fucking them all untill their mindbroken, i coem froma long line of corpse fuckers

>>39553649
anon your great uncle marrying a banshee doesn't give you special powers

>>39553595
Become JC Denton.

>>39553593
Is she a terror of the seas?

hard breeding an echidna until she brings some extinct species back to the table!

>>39553669
shush, im just trying to get a harem of corrupt undead highclass monsters

>>39553649
is there a functional difference between a zombie and a mindbroken zombie?

>>39553699
Can she give both live birth and lay eggs?

>>39553719
we are talking about wights and vamps but zombies are way more clinger when mindbroken, also become 100x cuter

>>39553699
Dodo daughteru?

>>39553723
Id assume just eggs,to speed up the process
>>39553754
What drove them to extinction? too dumb to find a man?

>>39553493
Same, wholesome romance with lolis.

>>39553699
clown megalodon gf

>>39553784
but why is she a clown?

>>39553775
I love wholesomely romancing lolibutts!

>>39553809
cause why not? If we bringing some back, why not have some fun?

>>39553593
She clearly needs a cute little stuffed animal to hug instead of her own tentacle.

>>39553775
wholesome romance with childhood friend witch who grow up and become meaty over the years

>>39553838
I understand the megalodon shark part,what i dont understand is the clown bit

>>39553887
so that we can finish off the meme cats

>>39553865
snakes don't normally do anything for me but turning her into a loli improves it.

>>39553906
>meme lots
More like cringe kots, they re old, obsolete, and can’t honk

It sure is getting hot around here. Snakes are already coming out.

>>39553906
I wouldn't risk Echidna wife giving birth to sabertooth memecat.

>>39553965
Beware their smooth pickup lines

>>39553968
she will be fine,its in her genetics,plus you never know what she has inside her

>>39553084
Why is she so absolutely perfect?

>>39553968
>she talks with a major lisp

>>39553987
I don't know, Anon. I like it when girls are honest like that so I am mighty tempted to fertilize that snek's eggs.

>>39554016
Sufferin' succotash.

>>39553865
That's probably the oldest echidna in the world

POV: Pizza was brought home

>>39554090
>when it's veggie lovers pizza

>>39554046
Doubt

>>39554090
Hnngh

Can monster girls become infertile?
How do their eggs work.

>>39554108
Well she's obviously an old hag

>>39554111
Worm body erotic

>>39554103
pineapple pizza

>>39554136
Nah, it be too cute

>>39554121
OLD HAG!!!! OLD HAG BELLY EROTIC

>>39553446
Monsters are useless if I can't be with them in Heaven

>>39554121
>>39554168
Show me true hags, not these lolibabs who are scared

>>39554120
As much as we want to troll Deonora by sending her empty egg cartons I don't think monsters can be infertile

>>39554120
They don't discharge eggs through periods like humans do. So they only become infertile when every egg has been fertilized and nurtured to birth. She'll die of old age before that happens

>>39554190
What would Shiro have to be scared of? She is one of the strongest members of the strongest races and known for performing extreme feats.
Also one of the oldest I want to wipe the cobwebs from her cunny!

Instant harem, just add (You)!

Post your best Bapho-chan pics please!!

>>39554232
Scared of seeing how time matures her body

>>39554235
You've been doing this for days.

>>39554157
The wave of cuteness

>>39554233
I don't think anyone cares about them.

>>39554235
Imma get ya somethin

>>39554279
He needs to learn to draw. I need to learn to draw

>>39554272
She can't be scared of something that doesn't happen.

>>39554279
I love Bapho-chan. What can I say?

Runya is cool too

>>39554235
full pic is NSFW,i cant

>>39554293
Get me what?

Have you guys noticed that almost, if not outright all, of kcs girls have something on their neck?

>>39554293
>>39554327
this

>>39554363
I don't understand who's the big girl?

Thank you though

>>39554353
that is interesting
>>39554372
wine gote

>>39554379
Ah I see now

>>39554353
Sandworm

>>39554402
Exception, yes. But also technically the "girl" part is a tongue.

>>39554431
I wanna marry that tongue so badly

>>39554353
Gonna steal all the neck ornaments and accessories I can

>>39554541
goth yeti makes me chuckle

>>39554560
She's gonna snuggle you while pretending to be vampiric.

>>39554541
>yellow teeth
Stink breath yeti

>>39553052

>>39554602
cute dork

>>39554602
Vampire-yeti tries to act intimidating but whenever a boy acts scared she can't help but hug him with those enormous mangrabbers

You VILL have a loving wife and you VILL be happy

>>39554730
VILL?

Love is a battlefield

Live forever with Shog!

>>39554746
Is that why she keeps bringing the bow into bed?

I get you like shogs, but its now spamming

>>39554745
read it in a german accent

>>39554825
>>39554825
so german fancy mosquito?

Dragons are often clingy (and that is a good thing)

>>39553571
I'd do that but with a wurm.

>>39554925
I'll just show up to work on my wurm wife as well

>>39554730
I'd give anything for that... But I can't trust human women and the portals are not here yet

Monke

I wanna be (lovingly) manhandled by a lilim.

meet your new coworker anon

>>39555058
What's happening here

>>39553205
Well she's right.

>>39555074
You made her start leaking

>>39553052

>>39555058
w-well, shes excited, h-hehe

>>39554353
I mean, it makes sense to equip something in their neck slot so they can get extra enchantments on their gear while leaving their ring slot open for Anon

>>39555177
Those paws aren't half as big and meaty as KC makes them

>>39555189
>pap

>>39555206
just imagine the handies

>>39555206
That would not stop me from talking smack to a monster

>>39554353
the best dragon is one wearing a collar. change my mind

>>39555261
Why would I change your mind to an inferior opinion

>>39555228
soft and fluffy fluffy fluff. This is why siths are the best girls.

>>39555278
well, hello there Mr. homosexual, how was your day?

What happens if you fight a lizard girl and it's a draw?
Does she still go full mere female lizard or does she just get stupid horny from it?

>>39555284
Lizardman will eventually demand a rematch out of pride.
Salamander cares more about your ability to excite her in combat than whether you win or lose. Will still demand a rematch if you turned her on at all.

>>39555283
perfection is a fluff body tickle massage

>>39555284
She screams about how that DEFINITELY DOES NOT COUNT and then goes and masturbates in her bed for 3 hours

>>39555284
Lizard brain short circuits, combines the two states of “fight” and “fuck” into one
You are now being raped by a lizard

>>39555261
>>39555273
>dragon and stereotypical wimp husband go to dragonia
>visit the local trinket stores
>in one of the stores hubby dares her to try one of the fancy collars as a joke
>she does
>hubby feels something in him
>the very next day both are enlisted in the drgaonian army and hubby has taken to training himself like a man possessed
>a man possessed by a need to collar and discipline his unruly dragon

>>39555244
Good luck talking smack when there's big meaty paw obstructing your mouth.

>>39555303
>It's another draw
>She keeps screaming about it not counting
>Can bearly manage to get behind a tree before she starts to finger herself again

>>39555339
I will find a way even if it's to use sign language

>>39555333
>She demands a rematch
>Lizard brain is stuck in fight and fuck mode at the same time
>Lizard girl concludes that who ever cums first if the looser
>Fucks anon mercilessly
>They both cum at the same time
>Lizard.exe has stopped working
>Anon now has a lizard wife that's stuck in rape mode but at the same time she becomes a mere female lizards the moment she cums.

>>39555340
>you just wanted to improve your fighting skills
>even if it was draw, you expected atleast a "Good job friend"
>instead you get lizard juice all over you while you stand there awkwardly as the proud lizard warrior screams and masturbates infront of you

Yo, oyabun! Wanna go to the movies? They're playing that viking thingie.

>>39555015
I may have quit dumb gacha phonegame, but I'll never quit the foxes I met along the way

>>39555074
(You) are dressing really provocatively

>>39555386
Sure, I hate going to movies alone.

>>39553723
oooh, marriage ring...
try finger

>>39555374
>She keeps going on and on about how anon still hasn't beaten her and her honor remains intact
>All while she's fingering herself like there's no tomorrow
>Anon doesn't know if he should just leave her too it or whip his dick out and start fapping as well
>Monster girl culture is very confusing

Kotaro Lives Alone made me sad, post happy things, many happy things.

>>39555577
>post happy things, many happy things.
Consider how soft harpy feathers are and how nice it must feel to be hugged by them.
Normal harpies, tengu, black harpies, jubjub. All of them gives super nice and good hugs.

I'm going to become a famous vidya streamer and shill shady energy drink powders to monsters

>>39555577
I like the idea of a dragon getting really, REALLY into cats as a girl, like one of those horse girls at school.
She'll memorize the breeds, adore having them as pets and caring for them, and even get cat pajamas.
All so I can hear her grumble about Nekomancy "Being a bunch of bunk" when she's older.

>>39555608
I've held actual birds in my hands, they're unbelievably soft and unexpectedly warm. Hot even.

>>39555626
Nekomancy is real though. Dragons can totally turn themselves into cats with the power of the pet play sabbath

>>39555608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FbEw4YRrHo

>>39555652
>OOOOOH no, I'm not falling for that again.
>Julie tried that on me back at the academy, I've never felt more mortified in my life.

I WANNA MARRY ALICE MAGITROID, THAT CREEPY DOLL MAKING DARK MAGE AND HER MOTHER, SHINKI

>>39555670
Oh boy, farmer anon sure is in for a treat when he meets he's now chickens.

>>39555797
I wonder how long it'll be before Marisa ends up a Dark Mage too.

>>39555386
>Sorry, i can't, got a tournament for, uh, nerd things, yeah. You're probably not into that stuff so i won't even dare invite you
and later that day, she just invites herself over to the tournament, cheers on Anonyama to kick his opponent's behinds, and asks him to teach her in the way of the nerd things. In future, they'll become an unstoppable team for nerd things, going all the way to the international championship. Can Anonyama and his delinquent senpai/kouhai become world champions of nerd things? Find out in the next episode!

>>39555823
>implying she aint just at the razors edge, needing but a bump in the right diredtion

>>39555798
massive chicken thighs....i'm drooling to see that

I have been shilling for lilims online for the past six months. Where is my government mandated monster gf?

>>39555608

>>39554291
pram!!!
>>39554235
come on anon, fish with bapho!

>>39555608
harpy hugs are truely the best.

>>39555887
just learned of the dong tao or dragon chicken, They are pretty rare and are pretty expensive, Now, if they became chicken harpies, they would be ojou samas with thicc legs but that were known as great fighters, keyword were, as in now there are mostly doing high-class stuff

>>39555962
Embrace of the Owl!

>>39555975
wifey hugs!

>>39555887

I kinda wanna have a chicken harpy farm now

>>39556084
cute!!

>find some apparently nice colored galleries all with BEEG girls. Some have the demons be nearly indistinguishable from humans but they all keep this dominant soft femdom with them admitting love and the like
>however all of those galleries have goddamn ballbusting near the end. With full consent if not the guy asking for it
Man why there always has to be such a big catch?

>>39556137
Because that's Space Jin
Its what they're known for.

>>39556137
now thats why I started to draw lewds, for that reason

>>39555997
Cute jub jub. Would pet on the head.

>>39556150
Wait what? First time I learn of it. I was just searching around femdom and robot tags before ending up on those galleries.
Well guess I can just ignore those parts I dislike. The girls are really cute.
>>39556158
The beeg girls?

>>39556183
not only that, the catch

>>39556183
Space Jin is BIG about ball busting.
Unfortunately.

>>39556182
that's my wife anon, but i hope one day you'll have your own jub jub to pet.

>>39556204
Why do all the cute jubjubs have to be married damn it?
I just wanna get some god damn floofy wing hugs from a perverted jubjub.
But your wife is damn cute regardless.

>>39556229
hey, that jub i just posted is unmarried. why not ask her out? gothic lolita harpies are all the rage these days.

>>39553052
Anon, I hope you stay faithful to your wife.

>>39556229
Because jub eggs are so horny they hatch out of presence of men to rape them straight away so the jubjub populations is decreasing because with Jubjubs invading densely populated areas the species is effectively decreasing in spite of the procreation increase.
I say this is a serious issue and all Jubjubs should be forbidden from the city until adulthood. The Lilim Council can take care of the poor underage unmarried men lonely because of that

>>39556262
>your wife
Which one?

>>39556202
>>39556150
didn't he stop once he got his own balls busted on accident?

>>39556296
no clue

>>39556262
I thought I was, but talking to the mailwoman is considered cheating so that was corrective rape for the rest of the day

>>39556262
I try to stay faithful but my salamander wife keeps insisting I fight other monster girls as well.
I don't know what to do.

>>39556137
>>39556150
I'm just thankful for the stuff he draws that doesn't have it.

>>39556262
of course i am, i can't escape her even if i wanted to.

>>39556262
I try, but her sisters are always insisting on participating.

>>39556262
Of course I stay faithful to my 4 wives

>>39556394
This is how I expect auntsters to act when mom goes out to buy groceries or work

>>39556469
>momster leaves anon alone with auntsters
>walks a couples steps and realizes she forgit the grocery list
>walks back in to aunters pinning anon down on the couch and in the process of undressing
>everyone looks at each other and no one knows what to do
>momster slowly closes the door and pretends she didnt see anything

>>39554363
stinky winegoat

>>39556137
>>39556150
>>39556183
It's odd seeing someone on /jp/ finding out about Space Jin just now.

>>39553571
That's cute but I can't think of many situations like this one except with sandwurms and krakens.

>>39555016
Running a small family farm with your monster wife and daughters is a more fulfilling lifestyle than being jobless hedonists.

>>39556506
sounds like a whining of a loser~

I FUCKING LOVE KIKIS
I LOVE FUCKING MY KIKI MEIDO

>>39556296
W-What?
Man I feel sorry for him then. I don’t appreciate that fetish but when reality hits that hard it must have killed the joyful fantasies he had about it.
Like a person that loves swimming nearly drowning
>>39556371
I’m already thankful that he leaves it near the end with a lot of noce scenes before. If the ballbusting will happen it’s “telegraphed” first with the characters asking or talking about it. So I could fully enjoy two of his galleries because of that.

>>39556505
>momster is a dragon and her sisters are all different subtypes

>>39556262
angy sheb

>>39556596
>Takes pill
>"Why am I inside a shoggoth?"

portable cow

>>39556505
>momster leaves you to be "eaten" by her own sisters

how can she sleep at night?

>>39556663
she sleeps good since now she is happy that her sisters found a good man for themselves

>>39556654
Would happily take home and milk.

>>39556654
Fresh milk on the go. Praise Sabbath.

>>39556371
I love the women he draws but fuck this dumb fetish.

>>39556772
Hag milk.

>>39556772
I don't wanna go to the eye dimension...

>>39556772
>posting yukari playing with gaps
>when I have such a thing in the works

>>39556772
now that's a scary looking hag, perfect for taking out on a romantic date

>>39556790
Shhh. You'll half-youkai children shall have purple eyes.

>>39556663
Like a baby, just like the ones that are now resting inside her sisters wombs

>>39556827
I wanna have babies with youkais

>>39556827
>>39556851
>ywn impregnate a hag with atleast octuplets

Its not fair

>>39556827
Errm, your = you'll.

>>39556804
Do tell.

>>39556872
I feel you.
I need monster wives with big baby bumpss

>>39556900
here you go, wip
https://imgur.com/lrogoUm

>>39556934
Please do keep us updated.

>>39553052

Human men were made to be shared loot for entire monster adventurer parties.

>>39556949
I'll try, alos after this, yukari doubles herslerf for a french kiss while the original sucks anon off

>>39556961
>Bit by bit, Anon became suspicious of his bodyguards' intentions.

>>39556654
I just realized that she has a goat on her apron, marked by the Sabbath

>>39556774
I refuse to get raped by a ghost leviathan.
Sea dragon leviathan on the other hand...

Remember to protect your bloodline. You wouldn’t want it to become corrupted by monsters, right?

1. opinions
2. which monsters would be perfect for that?
3. isn't a girl breaking your bones with the power of her lust for your flesh, the ultimate proof of love and a sign you should marry her?
I added a monster girl on top of the screncap, so it's not offtopic anymore.

>>39556962
Would the party accept anon's request that the healslut gets the first turn? Poor girl would be last otherwise.

>>39557110
Of course, but don't expect them to leave you be while you are with her, instead expect to the at the center of a molestation pile.

>>39556934
Nice!

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>>39556962
No, I am only going for the succknight. I will cling to her and no one will peel me off her.

>>39556262
Faithful to my Kamaitachi trio, yes.

My daughter set up her very first business today!
Mommy and Daddy are very proud!

>>39557172
How much is your wife charging her for the ingredients?

>>39557172
That lemonade isn't watered down is it, surely mama nuki wouldn't be passing down underhanded business tactics.

>>39557182
Her whole allowance this month.

>>39557157
its messed up
>>39557141
thanks

>>39557157
you put a little ' on the new image link

>>39556262
I am devoted to making my Atlach-Nacha wife happy and free from her venom as possible as we build our web.

>>39556962
>dragon DPS
>wurm tank
>jabberwock crowd control
>ryu healer
The ryu is an even bigger degenerate than the jabberwock.

>>39557042
Your ancestors survived and reproduced despite the harsh conditions, the wars, the diseases, the famines, etc.
Only a shameless bastard would end such a long history of bravery because he couldn't resist sticking his dick in some godforsaken monster.

>>39556296
>accident
He paid a hooker to do it and it caused major damage.

>>39556540
Gatekeep newniggers. Seen so many people I'm convinced aren't even site regulars before coming here. Probably twitterfags.

How do I dominate a spider if she’s much bigger than me?

>>39557323
Climb on her back like you're riding a centaur. None of her limbs can reach you there.

>>39557172
>She uses sugar packs she grabbed for free at the restaurants
She's already honing her crafty nuki ways

>threesome with loli Dark Mage and loli Demon
Imagine the plump pear bodies, lewd playful whispering, soft giggling and erotic loli moans.

Crossroads

>>39557323
Spiders are surprisingly light. A few months of lifting should get you enough strength to manhandle her.

>>39557550
kill jester

>>39557685
but jingle is our friend, she is here to help

>>39557669
Purple shog is best shog, but gyaru shogs are pretty good too.

>>39557669
Pink shog just makes me think of that scene from Akira.

>>39557708
Kill Jester

What's the male equivalent of a hag?

BOOBA

>>39557714
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA! My vampire hand-cramping-ray is working! IT'S WORKING!!!

>>39557714
Must... not shlick... to Anon.

>>39557763
Ojii-san

>>39557763
OJI SAN BEER BELLY EROTIC. Fat smelly oji-san too lewd! uooooooohh!

>>39557771
Supervillain Anon strikes again, can anyone stop his reign of mad scientific terror?

>>39557804
I smell fine, thank you very much.

>>39557804
gonna toss a mana grenade in

>>39557804
Sorry little goats, beer bellies are only for big goats.

uooohhh stinky neet anon EROTIC

>>39553052

>>39557830
Thanks for the free mana I guess.

>>39557834
i don't understand the appeal of cowprint

>>39557708
On second thought, maybe jester is okay.

>>39557856
Likewise.
Unless it's being used very... creatively.

>>39554353
! !

Sabbath spell: [Goat Form]!

>>39557877
still a human

/monster/faggots go back to where you belong.

Surrender to sphinxes

>>39557856
i don't really get it but i kind of like usa flag bikinis

>>39557875
What a lewd rata, bet she writes articles about men's tastes in porn.

>>39557903
My body is a temple that shall not know the temptations of monsters.

Uohhhhhhhh! Abs and muscles SO EROTIC

>>39557945
I wonder how much of the monster clothing market boob-pocket tops take up

>>39557949
they're big on custom tailoring between that and bras

>>39557945
fox nuns..... what i wish to see

>>39557945
Good morning Sister Mofu!

>>39557804
>You can hear the sabbath van blasting highway star before you see it approaching

>>39553052

>>39556654
i cannot deny the power of homecooking

>>39552393
i am, because they havent done cancer art yet

Daddy daughter date

>>39558014
the last thing we need is more cancer

>>39557907
no choice in the matter when they keep on smothering humans with their chest or ass so no one can correctly answer their riddles

>>39557907
I cant resist the cat ass but I feel like the questioning would get annoying real quick

>>39557942
Would you rather a Jinko who is proud of her abs, or one who thinks they scare off potential mates?

>get mistaken as an ambassador while visiting Zipangu
>despite your protests you're now lodging in the governor's castle for the time being
Better make a good impression!

>>39558041
The proud one, because she'll let me touch them easily.

>>39558036
Ask a riddle of your own
>What does a silent sphinx sound like?
In order to answer, she cannot speak, and if she does, the curse backfires and she will be too horny to give you riddles. It’s a win-win

>>39558026
A fun day out with the kids is in no way a date.
Don't romance your daughters.

>>39558078
they overpowered him so it's okay

>>39558054
I ask her if there are any lonely dragon ladies in the area. I need to, uh, do religious stuff with them.

>>39558054
Just realized those sketch lines, the full extent of her mofu is huge.

>>39558114
>No vampire Momster that 'suddenly' starts getting a bigger chest.
I can only dream

>>39557992
Foot fetish might be the most popular fetish, but I'd rather fetishize a kraken's tentacles.

>>39557974
>Pic
What we didn't see before is when those Sabbath girls tried the same trick but are so old and out of touch that they had some 1920s swing music records. The familiar tried to warn the bapho, but she was prideful and thought she knew better.

>>39558117
Why do you think they call it Fuwa Province?

>>39558128
Fuwaaaa! That's alotta mofu?

>>39557832
Need me that face inches from mine and that tongue in my mouth

>>39558128
I thought it was a typo and I was going to Futa province.

>>39558159
KC's rabbits are one of the few spots of his design choice that I don't get, at all. zero appeal. what is it that he sees, I wonder?

>>39558078
Don't worry I'm not romancing them.
We just like to call 'em "dates"
Makes the wife jealous and I think it's kinda funny

>>39558134
ふわふわ means soft, fluffy.
It’s a lot like “mofu.”

>>39558206
it'd be stranger if every design appealed to everybody. not every girl is meant for me and that's ok

P'orcer harem horde or honeybee harem swarm?

>>39558276
Gimme the bumbles

>>39558206
what do you want your bunny girls to look like?

>>39558286
kinda big feet, fur up the calfs, massive thighs and ass

>>39558286
I'm not really sure, but the answer definitely doesn't involve legs shaped (by fur or otherwise) like amputee replacements donated from the morbidly obese

>>39558206
To each his own.
It's safe to assume he didn't want to draw a girl with only bunny ears and a puffy tail, that would have been a much safer and plain design.

I want to marry and have lots of children with my guardian angel

>>39558286
Elin from Tera.

>>39558159
Follow the black rabbit?

>>39558276
khepri

>>39558323
>She was watching over your shoulder whenever you looked at porn
Would still think of you as a capable father after witnessing all that?

>>39558323
there are esoteric practices the world over devoted to that kind of thing- except for the 'having children' part, perhaps. kinda tricky to pull off when only one of you is on the meatside.

>>39558228
Governor of the fluffy province! Foxes are adorable with their names for things.

>>39558324
that's as close as I am willing to go to realistic lolis desu

>>39553052
>Work at restaurant as waiter
>Dread working the morning shifts
>Mamono request eggs, I HAVE to ask them how they want it prepped
>They make the same joke every time
Please let me off this ride, I never signed up for this

>>39558438
sunny side down?

>>39558076
if she answers one of my riddles correctly will it fire back onto me or still onto her since its her magic?

I wanna spend a few thousand years inside a sandworm's mouth

>>39558350
>she was watching me everytime I got off to happy consensual impregnation sex between husband and wife who are both graduating from virginity together
Hot.
I'm gonna get off to even more indecent things with her watching me, like raising a massive family together or even worse French kissing handholding missionary position sex for the sake of reproduction

>>39558527
Remember to purchase the essentials before moving into her mouth.

>>39558539
Monster girls are a scourge and their rampant overpopulation problems is why we have to ban them from all first world nations.
To save the planet, effective immediately, all monster girls are considered enemies of the earth.
This does not apply to africa, india, or china who per capita produce very little emissions. But for a just and equal society that values women, we shall not have them.

Happy earth day 2022. Please pay your carbon tax.

>>39558547
like breathmints?

>>39558547
The only thing I need to bring is my undying love for her

>>39558573
Rude. Sandworm insides smell like love and pepper.

>>39558582
You won't last a month without internet and cooking equipment.

>>39558527
Anon you can only live that long with Shoggoth

>>39558624
not even close

>>39558624
baphomets are probably immortal.
Or just get a harem and inherit the longest lived one.

>>39558606
Nah, they most likely have a stink to them. Maybe not full blown bad breath, but definitely something noticeable. Not pleasant but not bad to the point of being repulsive.

I'll be fine. I'll live off her love and mana alone

>>39558624
Sandworms can be quite ancient. Thousands if not tens of thousands of years is not out of the realm of possibility

>>39558624
>few thousand years inside a Shoggoth
>when they share thoughts and senses from being in contact with someone long enough
at that point you might as well stay inside. you're already one with her in mind.

>>39558689
ick

>>39558571
Did you reply to the wrong post?
Perhaps you even posted in the wrong thread entirely?
wtf?

>>39558735
is just a shitposter

Big goats are the goat

>he doesn't want to form a deep, inseparable bond with his wife that's so strong that you're able to communicate without saying a word to each other
This is what hundreds of years of marriage will give you. You'll know how each other think so well that words aren't even needed. Not quite telepathy but damn near close

>>39558459
Yes, but the question was about dealing with the constant riddles that comes from being in the general vicinity of a sphinx.
If your question is “Is there any way I can get out of this without fucking the cat”, then the answer is no

Your monster waif will be a species related to your zodiac sign, or your Chinese zodiac sign

>>39558764
The boys will learn to LOVE and FEAR the battlegoat.

>>39558764
just give me the whole farm

>>39558810
It's bulls either way, give me the minos.

>>39558810
so I still can get a jabberwock and a wurm if i go by china

>>39558803
fucking the cat is an okay price to pay, its the long term aftermaths that worry me

>>39558810
>chinese zodiac sign is dog.
I wanted a cat goddamit.
But autism dog is pretty good too.

>>39558842
>"What walks on four legs in t-"
>It's man.
>"W-Wait what?! How?!"