/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In a mall, there a guy with a name I find familiar somehow "Gwaelden" I hear someone insult Yukari and he tells them not to slander her which I thought was rich coming from him. Yukari shows us and he walks behind her with a screen jotting down what she says, she seemed to be dictating what should happen in a South Park episode, like she's showing off what I would have had as I can't help but follow, she comes back to face me and a guy with me says something that was also playing as a song in the mall "You forgot what you've got!" while he points at her and me, the chorus after that being something that would mean the same as "Put me out of my mind! Put me out of my mind!" sounding like it was sung by a gritty cowboy. She goes off walking with him out of the mall as I follow. I ask Yukari "can I turn back time?" I just hear a "no/...know". I ask again and she says "I don't know" as I think about whether it's truly possible to take back what is fed into the Astral, I ask again and she says "Yes. Say it out loud." I follow them for a bit more before I stop following, though in the end she walks back to me alone and turns into a huge empty V can that I kick away saying "You bitch! Whore! Slut. Cheater." then I walked back to the mall silently thanking her for at least giving me that.

Watching South Park with my two brothers. Someone comes into the police office asking Barbrady to take care of something, he says he'll take care of it, tightening his belt and sucking in his fat really hard, after moving for a little bit he fucking pops like a bubble. I fucking hide around a corner of the room so my brothers don't see me barely hold back vomit as I hear them laugh and say it's really gross though. They notice I'm missing, they find me quickly and I'm just walking away while they say "hey, he isn't how he usually is, he just likes to have fun, right?" I ignore them as I leave the building, they follow after me talking about how "naster stole christmas"

At a grocery store self-check out. I see a young boy wrap a receipt that represents a good Dark Souls clip around his hand and I give him a thumbs up. I then wrap a receipt around my hand that represents losing to naster and gesture Collapse, then fall over onto my right side, then pick myself back up.

I was looking at people laughing in my previous dream/warning thread and said "hey, if you want to laugh, laugh at naster's video." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaCmRaPEvo

Outside somewhere with Izanami. There was a tinfoil wrapped something, probably representing the LSD I had wrapped up in some tinfoil. I was lying on the ground biting down on it with my right canine. I had to do it really perfectly or else. Izanami goes over to a nearby guy wondering if he's wearing tighty whities, similar to her fundoshi. She props herself on his lap and starts to lift his clothes when I flip her off of him, then she turns into a black cat that scratched at me.

I was walking the street I live on, maybe with others, while Kanye's Stronger played. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g

less threads more meds

There was a Dota 2 match, I was on Karthus on the side of Dire, and I used Requiem just before the Radiant lost. Afterwards I use the toilet, then afterwards I go outside and hitch a ride with a girl. We drove through Australian forests for a long time as I thought back to a school excursion as being one of the happiest times of my life. We eventually stop in a little grassy place next to the forest with a fence nearby, with a few other people with us. I say that Yukari is coming on June the 3rd, the guy next to me says it *is* June the 3rd. Then over the nearby fence comes Yukari. Someone asks if she's going to teach me and she says "Oh, I'll teach him a thing or two" and I thought she was still going to have sex with me, or that she was going to be extremely cruel, and then she said "I'm going to make him rip some fat bongs." We follow her to a property and up some steps. There were shimewana laid around the paths so I asked if this was a shrine, she said yes, and that I should take that outside, pointing to a plastic bag I was carrying full of Yu-gi-oh! cards. We go back down the steps, to the left, facing the steps, was paths winding around, I followed the others around there but didn't know what I was doing. Yukari, annoyed, reminds me that we go stand by the paper listing our favourite thing. I see one nearby that says "Yukari Yakumo" so I say "oh" and go over to it. We were supposed to create something based on prompt words, Yukari Yakumo's was "Moses" so I thought of roses and that dream where she was a huge gorgeous woman floating around orbited by knights whose fighting style was based on roses, and that "all yukaris were welcome" I thought of drawing that dream with her looking similar to pic related, as I pulled out a big transparent sheet, I asked Yukari if I was supposed to draw on this and she said she hoped I wasn't going to, as she starts tearing out some A4 paper for me as I say "I'm afraid of drawing small..." because I suck at drawing, she says not to worry about drawing, just write out the most satisfying yukari spam I could think up. I thought "Yukari is the best 3.1415926535 89793238462643383279 x..."
I see the Great Grey Wolf Sif bossfight arena, it's a PVP summon bossfight, the boss player is summoned in front of the grave the greatsword of Artorias straps itself to their back. I saw the two players fighting while there was a wolf spirit beside them. This one player "Kinq" who has sent me salt complaining about my laggy connection made a video about Australian players calling them pigs and complaining about their lag, as I saw a big peppa pig float boucing around. I insult him or something then go off towards a slow wooden elevator heading down, wondering if he might stop the elevator or something, but nothing happens as I exit in a stairwell. I go to a room where there's another guy, and Kinq catches up with us, I slap him on one cheek saying "bitch slap" then on the other repeating "bitch slap" though he ignores it. We're in front of a TV screen with Dark Souls on it, Kinq says that he thinks Giants are balanced, I mime their extremely slow attack like you'd have to be stupid to get hit by it no matter how much it does. Kinq says that we're traveling off to our homeland, I joke "Bri'in?" and he says something about using wardwood to prevent Dark Souls PVP clips from fucking us up astrally too much.
I'm told that it isn't because I lost or got shit on that naster's video is so Astrally corrosive, only because of the salty shit talk. Extremely idiotic and ironic shit talk, yeah. Though it's not like that bitch actually dueled me after I talked it he just used it to decorate his clips.

At my family's house. I'm in the lounge with my father, he says "the ultimate truth is: she's a cow" like he's talking about my mother who divorced him. I say "do you mean, a bitch slut cheater whore?" he stammers "...yeah." There was gold coins on the lounge table that I grabbed and threw around the room, though afterwards I collected them and put them back, though a kid wandered in saying that a couple were missing. Elsewhere, someone's asking Yukari if she helped ZUN design her and her themesong, she says she hopes she did, as I thought about how she once sung to me that I could summon her any time, though she isn't visible, I thought about her being invisibly by ZUN's side trying to help him design her. I notice I'm naked because I had taken off my blue robe, so I went into the bathroom for a second, then went into my room to put on some clothes. I saw some orange shorts which made me think of Yukari who really likes orange at least in part due to it being the colour of dragons. I put them on but see it has actually has thick vertical stripes, orange, blue, and white being the colours I remember. I put on a big loose white T-shirt, then went back into the hall. In the bathroom was a ton of shaved hair and water all over the floor, ZUN was nearby as I picked up a mop and starting wiping it away saying "Sakuya! Sakuya!" to him trying to get a reaction but I could only maybe barely see a smile. Yeah, if I was ZUN I would hate me, fucking monster that I am. I went off into my room again, this time I had a guitar and was practicing, there was a TV screen with Guitar Hero connected to the guitar to make practicing more efficient, there were many bright colours which dazzled me a bit and thought it'd make the notes easier to remember, one note that came down the board had a KFC Colonel on it. I thought that this dream had gone on for a long time and I wanted to try and get a taste of Yukari's pussy before I woke up, I headed out the backdoor, though a guy with two girls came in. I gave the bare minimum of wave to them, eager to get out the door, but the guy started introducing us, Bonnie and Rosanna? I greet them with a proper wave then exit the door. But it seemed like one of those girls followed me, she came up to me saying she's Bjork. I say "the singer?" and she says yeah, though I thought she looked too young. I'm walking with her over to the neighbour's property, asking if she can sing a song for me, she says she's only good at singing the newer songs. I try to think of Bjork songs but can only think of "two". "The Tower" based on the dream where I was running up the blocks around the outside of a tower while they fell away just after I was stepping off them while Bachelorette RZA remix played, and "My Story" based on Bachelorette's video. As we went over to the neighbour's house she pins me down, pushing my head sideways into the ground, as she said hypnotically "and now, you will be my pet." When I woke up I saw flashing images going by of me with her in many different places.
I was going around a mountain side when one primary school friend showed me some papers saying that in the future I'm married to Maribel Hearn. I say I don't care about anyone other than Yukari, really.
I was playing a game, there were bubbles to burst and point items dropping from them to collect. I was popping as many bubbles as possible while making sure to collect as much points as I could. When it came to the last wave of bubbles, I had a power-up that made me invincible, and I saw that I had tons of spellcards in stock. I just kept popping and spamming x to bomb for when the invicibility would run out, bombing several times but running out far quickly than I thought I would, and then losing. The results screen said "the birds are pleased their secrets have been kept" as if talking about the Ivory Tablets of the Crow that I shitposted about the the immortality thread, and that I was just going to be dismissed as crazy.
In my room, I was listening to a song that kept on going on and on, surprising me. It was sung by STACK, probably. It was sung as maniacally as the laughter from Reverse Reverse Trigger. One of the last lyrics was "I'VE READ ALL OF THE SCREAMING! THE WHOLE ALBUM!" as if referring to my dreams and SOAD's Dreaming. It was 8:40 seconds long and the first song on the album, the next song was Esquaria's GRID, except sung extremely softly, with the only instrumental being some soft xylophone. After the first couple of lines the singer inserted a soft little line like "kore wa, ii kana?" As if this was the only thing that could follow the absolute nuclear devastation of my dreams.
I saw something about Seiga? I was typing these dreams out while thinking "I wonder if I can even remember/tell all the details, then I saw an image of Chiri Kitsu on top of a dark mountain holding her spade with lightning striking behind her as if to say "do it properly!"
My fumo was dirty so I took a shower with it.

I saw a bookshelf, the "front" was white, I crept aroud the side and it was red and blue, then I saw the back and it was black, Cosmic. I went inside this Cosmic gateway and was floating in space, with a giant Yukari. I thought about sex, shifting my viewpoint downwards to see under her dress, but instead of panties she was wearing bloomers. Then I hear me begging in Homer Simpson's voice, "please have sex with me Yukari."

Family Guy, Peter Griffin came home with a guy incased in ice. Then I saw the family sitting on the couch, Peter was frozen with the guy in the middle while Meg and Chris next to him had blue skin. They got tired of it, grabbed him and tried to chuck him down the basement, though instead he was sort of wrapped up in the wallpaper. The frozen guy says, "what do you think about this, Peter Griffin?"

In my unit, I had a bong that I had loaded LSD into the conepiece of, getting ready to smoke it to help me out somehow but thinking that thinking about the Astral on that stuff in the middle of this devastation could be a bad idea, though I was distracted by water noises over at the tap, I went to check and saw that in the cupboard under the sink water was leaking, so I properly switched off the tap.

Playing Monster Hunter, I was fighting a Monoblos, I thought that its one horn was referring to the brony, though I remembered that the ponies aren't unicorns. I suppose it just means it's a very special brony. After attacking it for a while it used a move where, half-burrowed, it vomited sand all over the place. I was low on hp when I fell down a one-way exit into another area. Probably cause I got banned in the middle of my pathetic attempts to combat the troll.

I walk down the street I live and into a building near the 7-11. A boy in black, who makes me think of Anor Londo superhumans, comes in and I hand him a bunch of papers that represent my dreams. He's looking at a page while he comes and sits on me, then he's looking at more pages while sitting on top of the pile of pages I had, like he's showing he's above it all. I think he's going to help me as I think I can actually win after all, hearing the vanquished roar of a monster, but then he says "I'm not helping you." I say "I'll pay you" thinking of a thousand dollars, but he says "You want me to become a sinner like you?" pointing at my sheets as I think about some of the evil dreams I've got under my belt "Sinners aren't winners." I thought that is *so* not true, this troll usurping everything just by shitting up this board coming to mind, but don't say it aloud because being a sinner hasn't worked out in my case. He points at my dream sheets saying "you have no life" as I thought he's right all my dreams are made out of others' creations, and maybe he implied I'd see lawsuits for them, especially that one dream where Mickey Mouse crowned me, and I thought about one dream where I was saying to my mother and her partner that I've spent the last many years doing basically nothing but playing Dark Souls 3 and I'm not even that good at it.

I was told that God is against me for giving away too much information.

One of those Stage 1 sleeps dreams where I see stuff without actually being asleep, it was a Cross and Triangle tarot reading, the cards were different pictures of Enma Ai standing in front of a beautiful window with some nice greenery around it, about half of them were reversed. Then I saw myself surrounded by black people though it could also be referring to glowniggers, I have been told in a dream before that black people really like me.

I'm fighting a guy with Lapp's helm who was probably naster but his name was like Rhapier(like raper I guess) He inflicted the blindness status effect on me so I roleplayed by lowering my eyemask. Somehow I parried him while blind, but it was partial parry that left me stamina less such that I attacked after he rolled away, but it roll caught and inflicted Frost since I was using Irithyll Staight Sword, then after a bit I died because I was fucking blind, then took off the eye mask to see him shitting on me at the very tip of Pontiff arena. Probably something to do with him blindsiding me by sending salty messages which got me to send salty messages back because he refused to duel or say who he was (Lapp), then used the messages to decorate the video.
Playing a Warcraft 3 tower/hero defense. I selected the hardest difficulty. There was a castle and a staight path upwards that waves peasants came from, I started with a bunch of peasants to defend with while I started building towers but got overwhelmed pretty quickly. When restartin I considered changing the difficulty but decided to leave it. This time I noticed I had heroes I should be defending with, Jaina(Yukari) and Voljin(me), though before I noticed it Jaina was Lady Vashj, like when I Lifedrained Yukari and saw she was actually a green tentacley Snail Woman. I defended with them while checking buildings, I wanted to build a Necropolis because it's both a base and a tower but I didn't have enough wood. Kind of think it meant making Dark Souls videos.

Along the street I live on, there's a bunch of Seiga-related ghosts going around that I was calling glowies, one of them, obviously likely to be Gwaelden aka brony troll called himself King of Touhou which made me scoff that I'm the King of Touhou. On the other side of the street I come across that one guy who called me his ursuer(person you follow) saying that he's betting on the glowies. I hear the bitch brony say "oh, I get it, I have to unite the world under Ryu's dreams."

I'm looking at the Eiffel tower, it became transparent and I could see a large plume of smoke rising from within, I figure representing 4chan and how its boards are chock full of toxic glowie memery. I'm with Yukari in the Louvre, I ask "how can I help you?" but she just says "later I'm going to go have sex with goblins" to torment me. I figure it had to do either with me looking at a Goblin Slayer thread or just Blacktan with his Yukari trash doujins aka Blackbrain with his Lain trash art aka glownigger Gwaelden.
I was walking around Pontiff arena when I hear the voice of that guy who seems to like me and hate Yukari say "don't worry about that pig bitch she's got a gigantic pimple that's about to explode." Yeah, I don't care if she treats me like trash don't disrespect my wife outerworld faggot.
I wake up in my unit with a shit ton of stuff set up about the place like someone's broken in, I check my backyard and my silver Ford is totally fucking wrecked up against the tree which in one dream seemed to represent Yukari/The World/The Cosmos.
I'm at the beginning of the Abyssal swamp of the Ringed City although the water is clear. Midir makes a pass breathing flames so I spam quickstep to dodge, still getting seared a little by the brief residual flames. There's a couple of snail women in the swamp, I dodge one's jumping tackle while I stand by the side of the other trying to peek sideways at her face to check if she's pretty.
Walking around my unit, I hear brony bitch talking about Mononobe no Futo saying "yeah, I've stolen everything from him" while I'm hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvjvtD51-m8 playing.

At the backyard of my family's home, someone's talking about NYN, who seemed to be brony, like the dream where I was told I'm the King of Rats while he's the Prince of Rats and was represented by one annoying short ginger kid from middle school. I was flying in the air while NYN tried to follow but I just kept kicking it away until I didn't remember it following me anymore.
Over the fence, I'm with a doctor who has a bunch of crystals set up. He was talking about their properties and recommending some to me, in particular one had a nice sandy texture on its bottom and a rainbow crystal on the top. He said I need to buy a larger Amethyst. He talked about schools and that they should have classes where the kids work with crystals, and said they should abolish music class. I wondered why and he said that every high school band breaks up, though I thought maybe they'd make some nice memories. I thought about how I'm getting even crazier vivider dreams just from buying Lapis Lazuli and Carnelian bracelets.
I'm standing a little bit away from him, I'm told I should post my dreams on Wednesday(probably because I'm a bit like Odin and Yukari said I represent Hermes) that I should use a red Qliphoth tree for the OP image, and also I saw something like a level unlock that was especially for me to post in. I see The Hierophant tarot card and am told I can ignore all other cards sort of felt like it meant just live by your heart, or else just trust my dreams. I'm looking over at the doctor and he has cool jester/halloween cartoon cutout decorations with eyes sort of like clover shaped holes. I'm standing with a big ring of people, an evil jester and another guy do a funny thing where they hailed someone and we all laughed, then it was my turn to do something. I went over to a sandbox, tripped over and somehow got a bit of a cookie in my asscrack that made them all laugh. I'm standing with all these mad evil jesters and such laughing so I say "this is like Alice in Wonderland!" Some officials or whatever show up to see what's going on so we all run off to the nearby paddock dressed athletically like we were just playing sport. I go over to a tree in the paddock and look up at the pinecones and will them to drop, then will them to open up. I do the same thing with ears of corn. Then I have a pineapple and I'm curious to see what happens if I tried to make it open up but it turned into an ear of corn when I went near some other pieces of corn. I come over to a trailer or a half-built house, climbing inside I wonder if this is what the Astral life after death is like as I see some people hanging out with some puppies, a little ferret on the ground in front of me which I pet, then I go over to a wooden box filled with hot water that had cats taking it easy submerged in it. I thought that it was weird to see cats enjoying a bath, then they all reacted as if they heard that and fled the bath which drained out, so I said it's ok they can enjoy the bath but they didn't come back, though I noted before leaving the trailer that they were mostly calico cats.
This dream feels like it ends, but I'm suddenly over in a sort of government workers place. I was given a grey jumpsuit and told to change, I went over to the changing room and was putting it on when I see it's got a urinal bag, a long-haired guy comes over with a catheter so I say "no way, I don't want my dick to be violated by a guy" then I see from another angle that it's actually a girl, so I let her insert it, it's a little painful, then when I'm walking off with her I notice its a guy again so I say "hey!" then he turns around and it's a girl again and he/she says something about this. I'm struggling to do up a single button so I say "someone fucking do this shit for me" so someone skillfully buttons me up in a couple of seconds, and says something about it like "isn't the way he acts the best?" Somebody refers to me as "The First." In a multi-compartment truck, I'm sitting looking at the wall which has a bunch of rainbow coloured Yukari art that I felt like I've seen in a dream before, one picture in particular standing out since there was a bunch of ∞ signs coming from above to her right and then on top of her one "I am." but the "am" looked like ∞. I notice on the right wall was colourful western cartoons of Yukari, but surprisingly beautiful, though one weirdly had an ass chin, probably because Yukari calls herself the ass youkai. In the front compartment of the truck, I'm looking at an email saying that much more Lain art needs to be created, as I hear others talking about pic related, saying that 20% of the sun's energy has been drained and in response aliens are considering destroying the Earth. I head back to the back of the truck as we start getting pursued by several girls in another truck, though my fingers get caught in-between the compartments for a second. We drive across shallow waters and onto a little island, the girls hot on our tail.

I'm standing around outside somewhere, looking up at the moon past a couple different layers of cloud cover. I'm taking photos of it with my photo which makes an old lady who reminds me of the one who spat on my burger at Mcdonalds calling herself a wageslave, calling herself a serf and tell me to stop that or all of us serfs will be trapped forever inside your soul. I see a video of a Sangheili piloting a spaceship talking about another Elite who seemed to be on the side of the destroyers, and that a horde of orcs were coming. I *guess* it's me talking about the brony bitch and the glownigger trolls polluting this board and basically waging a meme war on Touhou.
In my unit again, playing Dark Souls 3. I notice there's a red item sort of like Demon Drug(Human Dregs shaped like galaxy) and another red item. I wonder if they had to do with Elden Ring as I used one saying something about transporting somewhere. Then I'm in a place like Moonside Lake's boss lair, a fat white transparent grub-like George R.R Martin crawls over to me starting to narrate something like true King Allant but when he recognises me he screams "AHHHHHH FUCK YOU YAKUMO!" then tries to attack me but I just slice his weak grub ass up with a sword. I guess he hates me because I don't give a fuck about Elden Ring, and have called it a "shit weapon" in a dream, referring to how games are like Astral weapons. Also never read or watched Game of Thrones. Also arrogantly talked to myself on LSD like "fuck George R.R. Martin, From Soft should get me to help them design a game."
Outside, at night. I notice Hecatia standing with someone under the moonlight so I say to her "go back into the dark or I'll kill you!" refering to the large amount of shade nearby that she had come out from. She said "I will if you can answer this riddle:
Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger.
Nigger. Nigger. Nigger.
Nigger."
I didn't know how to answer, maybe she was insulting me for trying to command her or maybe referring to glowniggers, I said "Nevermnd, sorry for threatening you." as I went back beyond the fence I see a note on the ground written in rainbow coloured text saying
"Why Chang'e!?
Why Chang'e!?
Fuck you Chang'e!
-Junko"
In a bathroom, I notice brony nigger wearing my blue bathrobe with its black sash, acting like its his even though its obviously mine. He says he's taken my doll, and also my...I forgot the word, but basically my father figure Rance.
I see a lineup of people, a beautiful woman comes to me saying "Can you help me find a new lover?" I say "Hey, you're Eirin. Aren't I your lover?"
I see Springfield's Cooling Towers and something that was maybe 4chan threads but it was a power monitor and there was two of them exceeding 1000 so Mr. Burns said "this better not be Homer's fault."

I can hear that one Yuukafag I shitposted about her being my gardener to insulting me calling me immature. I hear my mother and her partner watching The Simpsons, on an island someones sperm was being selected to impregnate someone.

I'm driving around a dark parking lot, wanting to take out some cash I look up on my phone there's an ATM around at the other side, I'm driving for a bit when there's a guy who's passing by who I stop to let through since the cars blocked his view of me so I say he's lucky I stopped for him afterwards. I'm playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8QYAVgJBPA In the initial radio chatter I hear "arrogance" after a bit I turn it right up and think about rolling my window down so others can hear. I sing along as the lyrics start and end with one repetition of
"You are the fog I’m blind when you speak The air becomes heavy Thick with heat I laugh to myself You’ll never let me through You've become lost to me Like I’m lost on you"

In my unit, I wake up in bed looking at a video I've recorded called something like "Ben Jeremiah Sun Energy Crisis" with me talking about the sun drain dream while rain/snow white noise is drowning me out a bit. I hear my mother and partner wake up in my kitchen annoyed while I say that's what they get for being living so close, I go out into the other room for a bit then back into mine and there's a couch with Yukari on the right side watching a Sci-fi movie that seemed to reminscient of the sun drain I'm talking about so I say "good movie" she says "yeah, it's a 10/7" I notice the brony shit on the left side of the couch. I mention the sun drain dream and she seems shocked, her face turns the same colour as that sun image then a little white like the colour is draining away from her. I once saw a picture with a sun in the top right corner with a mean face like Goddess ALICE with purple eyes, radiating rainbow colours and in the center another Yukari-ALICE face inside a sukima shaped Maginot Line(Rance) that also radiated rainbow, referred to as "Sun and Milky Way"

Unipux, you remind me of myself when I was a teenager. Could it be that you're a time traveler. Because the strong connection to Yukari and extremely detailed dreams were something I used to have.

At the Queensland house I lived in, I notice my mother has gone through my dream diary without telling me so I spit at her feet. I'm hungry but all there is in the cabinet is shitty 2 minute noodles(once dreamt a voice telling me that my demons LOVE IT when I eat 2 minute noodles) my mother is cooking some spaghetti bolognese as she often did for me. I go over to the other side of the room and she follows me and for some reason asks to have sex, I obviously reject her. I walk over to where I used to play games and think "ah, Disgaea 3, that's where it all began for me." I go over to the toilet taking a piss but it's also a bath and I'm thinking about how I haven't had a hot bath in ages, then thought woops, I'm pissing in it, guess I wont be using it now. I'm looking through the bed rooms thinking I want to be as far away from my mother as possible. There's a black and brown(~#6d3a24) tabby cat, I figure it's like my companion and that its name is probably King. It was ignoring me but when it got hungry started pawing for my attention and rubbing against me, I checked where the cat food store but it was empty, but a wooden cabinet had an opened can of tuna on it so I poured out half of it into its bowl. I pat it while it was eating and it seemed that the pleasure of eating and pleasue of petting is just too much for a cat as I seemed to be distracting it, so I stopped. Then I for some reason I took the rest of the tuna in my mouth and was going to regurgitate it into the bowl when a girl who was watching me seemed against it.

In a little white airplane that was coming towards the strip, the people on board were afraid it was going to crash as it seemed to struggle to land, I kept chanting "Hecatia" as the plane flew around the very long strip until it maybe landed. I saw a post on /jp/ saying that 80% of the board's posts were glowniggers. I saw a post by myself that I was red text banned for comparing actual /jp/sies to the 300 Spartans against million glowniggers spamming. I was creating a Sitting Reimu General even though there was already one thread up. I was saying "just listen to this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sjzrv_lERc&list=PLeibpfnJqrcv7jgUV_CuyFD5scRRpfCh9&index=1 the glowniggers hate it." I was hearing "How many brothers fell victim to the streets? Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a heaven for a G" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMRLEceXMM like it was talking about /jp/sies who fell in the battle against the glowshit.

There was a hide-and-seek game going on in Irithyl. I was Flan, I Curl Up'd besides a pillar until someone came near me so I ran off, flashing myself with Obscuring Ring from a distance to taunt them. Afterwards, there's Flan who found Flan and he says "ok, now suck my dick" but the real winner of the game was Seiga, once again representing malicious agents, she says she wants to fuck Yoshika, who represents the Earth, as in another dream showing the Earth dragon as a buried skeleton, the Earth is already fucking dead. Yoshika lazily responds "alright" like she thinks Seiga isn't even going to be able to make her feel it, but Seiga has a gigantic cock, plunges it inside Yoshika stretching out her belly which makes her go "oh!" like shits real, as she starts massaging the cock through her belly to fight back.

In the kitchen of my family home, I'm calling myself the Glitch King, laughing and pointing out how it sounds like Lich King. I pour out a bunch of pills into a glass that turns into milk coffee which I don't like because milk in Australia is all pasteurized homogenized garbage and this is like milk powder milk. I pour it out maybe and just take some regular garbage milk diluted with hot water, as a girl is baking some donuts in the oven out of coffee. In the lounge room is one of my brothers representing glowbrony, I mention something from my dreams and he calls bullshit so I throw some of my hot milk on him, it wasn't that hot but I heard him sizzle from it, he's pissed off at me so I say sorry but he wont forgive me so I say fuck you and throw the rest of the milk on him and run off. I go into the bathroom but he comes after me so I'm squirting shampoo/cleaning agents into his eyes, I'm guessing both the milk and the cleaning shit representing the reiki which I was sleeping with at this point, as he is ignoring the shit in his eyes while he has some pointy metal objects saying he's going to do something about my beauty, I'm a beautiful soul so he's going to mutilate me, as he grabs me and I'm trying to break free while thinking that being stronger in dreams is why Yukari wants me to take steroids.

I see /jp/ is being spammed with shitty western cartoon memes, there's like a infinite tab opening loud audio Bender dancing crashing my computer, I restart it but it starts up again though I open Task Manager and close the shit. I'm transported somewhere else, outdoors, walking along with a few others when I think of Disgaea 3 again, I'm singing the lyrics to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWjLQg2x84Y albeit pretty badly then I say "I want to go to MARITSU~ JAAKU~ GAKUEN~" like the game's opening song, as I hold the sword I had aloft, then maybe I'm transported again but I think it's just that a whole crowd of Warrior demons appeared around me. A class began so we were sitting down, but I had to sit down slowly because my sword, brown and black like that cat and seemed to be carved out of one piece of metal, was extremely sharp and had no sheath. As I slowly sit down the demons next to me who had sheathed swords seem frightened and told me to be careful with that. A teacher appears, they show an image and we all shout together a word of what it was. I forgot all the things that came up, but I was anxious that Yukari would be shown and the demons would call her a whore.
I'm transported to The Abyss, I'm struggling to remain above the water as above me in the skies I see images of Yukari and Ran coloured purple and blue wavering swirling around, the only memorable image being of Yukari's hindside, the outline of her ass through her tabard. I'm imagining myself with angel wings as I try my best to wrest free from the Abyss so I can fly up to join them but after a while I sink and think that one day I will join them as green coloured imagery in the sky. I awake at a dark boardwalk, I'm walking along as I see inside a building a black woman in a bridal outfit and think "not for me" I come to a restaurant place where a guy comes out and seems to welcomes me to this place saying something about me and The Abyss.
At an icy place, me and a girl killed Naster in an annoying way somehow, so afterwards I'm quite happy, as the girl casts Warmth before disappearing and I bask in it.
I see The Abyss again, there's giant goldfish swimming around in it so I brag to a guy "There's giant goldfish in my Abyss" and I board a weird ship made of white platforms.
I'm in my bed and seeing a poem coming to me as a mental image repeatedly, four lines I don't remember anything of the first, the second I refer to Yukari as "my Barbie" the third something like "if any country wants to spite" the fourth "they'll have a taste of my might" like I'm threatening the whole world against degrading Yukari. A long time ago I did dream I was driving with Yukari and I laughed a little at something that referred to her as cognate with Barbie but she wasn't amused since she doesn't like the comparison.
In a kitchen, that guy appears again and calls me Lord. He takes me away to his own ship in Abyss though his is much bigger and has platforms that come and go from it so I say "so this is the socialfag version" On the right side of the ship appears a screen with moot on it though he looked extra handsome and the guy I'm with referred to him as mootzart. Then on the left side of the ship moot appears again, we both say the same thing at the same time to something, I say something then quickly say "Wait, jinx! You owe me a soda!" which moot makes a bodily "you got me" reaction to.
In the family house kitchen again, I've made some kind of milk coffee but the "cup" was a chopping board I had poured it into. I took a sip while everyone around me watched in a circle like this was important although I thought drinking out of this board is fucking gross so afterwards I just poured it out into the sink.

Out behind the family house in a shed, it's cleared out into a gathering that was led by the Joker. I walk in and see in some cabinets my Yukari figure but her head was cut off and Joker make-up'd. The Joker comes out and I ask him if he saw her and he apologises to me and seems to imply she did something with him but he doesn't give me the chance to ask outright. I go outside the shed and Mickey Mouse appears so I think "oh god, another dream liable to get me a lawsuit" I ask him to do something about the people in the shed and he seems all too eager, a bunch of big toy soldiers behind him charge into the building and start busting people's asses while I thought they seemed to have an ulterior motive and I didn't like what was going on, so I left the shed while spinning around in a circle imagining going back in time, though I had doubts it worked after a bit. Outside the shed, I ran inside and see Yukari looking fucking hot walking over to a corner office the Joke was in. She was about to pounce on him saying "hold me against your rebellious belly!" as I grab her away and pin her down. She tells me to get off while I say I love her. She says that I say that but I'll do it with other girls while she's not around, I say "God! That's what this is all about? Why the hell did you not tell me this earlier of course I'd give up anything for you" then she asks me what I want to do so I say "suck your...I mean, eat you out" thinking about what Satori said was my greatest desire. I'm lowering my face down to her crotch as a cock sprouts out and I'm tempted to suck on it but it juts away from me, turning thin and very long, tracing a circle around my head as I lower myself down to her cunt, which seems to grow larger as I notice teeth at its sides and my point of view is entirely swallowed up. All well that ends well I guess?

I see posts on Japanese twitter saying "the half-dragon is coming" referring to me, with a sort of negative implication about it because I'm coming fucking today and I've only just made up with Yukari so I haven't had the chance to dream some not absolutely fucked up dreams about her, and also I was shown as the Flan in pic related, though there was more of pink and blue colour to it.

Playing Dota 2 but it's Irithyll, I'm fighting against a giant dragon that was also maybe two dragons, pink and blue that were intertwined. It goes inside and atop Water Reserve as a whole ton of weak people stream outwards, I use a skill that freezes time on a spot, slashes them up and turns them into souls like tiny white clawmarks in the air around me that permanently increase my damage. I'm fight the dragon all the way over to Pontiff arena, he's in a human form that looks like a big buff rotund old guy with closed eyes so I say "hey, he's like Brock with those eyes" and the dragon, likely Ryujin who's probably only fighting me because my dreams says he's become corrupted too, laughingly says he doesn't mind that comparison. He turns back into a dragon as we both use our ultimate, mine being dragon based, I stop time and gain a shit ton of attack speed so I slash the hell out of Ryujin until he's almost dead, while Ryujin's was a golden turtle buff that made him invulnerable, a guy said I wasted my ultimate but I seemed to get it off before he became invulnerable, I did waste the attack speed buff that lingers on after the timestop though. I pointed out that my permanent damage buff was gone and someone said I used it up. During this dream I think me and Ryujin were basically becoming one in our fight, and also something was said about "blue and gold" referring to Lapis Lazuli which has streaks of gold-like pyrite and also represents Ryujin.

I see a weird tree of television screens with either my brother or bronybitch saying he's the reicarnation of several people, one of them being Ganhdi.
In a room with my aunt, maybe it's supposed to be Hecatia, she threatened to kill me so I threaten to kill her harder before leaving. In a backyard with a few miko girls, I see one who I thought was Kikyo, when I call out to her she turns around I recognise her as someone else, she calls herself Cecil? From MGQ spin-off story? I leave the yard.
I'm at a bridge place where there's a little ship that makes something like a 4chan post I guess that annoys me. There's an alien around there that's offended because it's really sensitive to smells. I meet up with Yukari who looks like a white Japanese phone booth/fridge with pink cherry blossoms on it, with moving eyes and mouth that looks very cute and charming. She leads me over somewhere and something mentions her boyfriends abs so I think yeah I really should have abs as I go over to a table and do sit-ups. Yukari-fridge sits on a couch over that table and rests her legs on it to help me. She asks if I'm angry at her but I say I'm angry at myself. She's talking but I can barely hear her so she says "oh, that's Skinner's fault, always talking too loud" as she seems to be doing something to my hearing, my visions blanks out and then I'm looking at /jp/, half the threads are glowing green, and half the posts in them as well. She says it doesn't matter if the OP is made by them or not, and some threads are basically all normal people while others are basically all glowfags. There's a guy behind me who's looking at threads and seems annoyed he can't see what I'm seeing.
In a ruined sort of a place with maybe zombies or trannies, there's Souther who's a tranny saying his no begging no surrender no retreat line.
I'm with Yukari who's vessel is this one really cute short girl who I've dreamt about having a pretty terrible ass. Yukari is really pissed off over her vessel and has a face full of snot and tears as she gets really angry at me saying I don't mind as metal guitar plays.
Playing EoSD but as Meiling, it was an alternative harder mode, I remember using a lot of bombs to get through which were spiraling orange danmaku that it was good to hover over the boss while using. The 5th stage boss was Yukari.
There's a couple of guys in a skyscraper's elevator that needs to bail through the bottom although they were going to change back from a transformation as a guy on the phone was telling them to hurry or not to try and fall, there were also a couple of guys already in the lift chute under them that were enemies as they bail out anyways and fall very fast but maybe hitch up in a gap along the way.
Yukari is talking about 8 things she represents, Time, Rain, dream stopped there.

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In a paddock, I saw a crow land and get swarmed over by bees or something. On the other side of the paddock, I watched with an old man as over a fence we saw a large dragonfly settle on a plant and get swarmed on by ants. Might be me dealing with glownigs I guess.
Outside the local trainstation, a crowd was gathered around Yukari and another girl doing sexy stuff. Yukari was wearing a somewhat see-through black dress as she was on all fours and gyrating back and forth, the crowd was all on the sidelines but I went and sat on a rocking chair right behind her watching her ass as I rocked back and forth along with her, noticing that the girl who organised this event had oiled her up.
Street outside where I live, me and a girl(maybe Yukari) go up to Marik Ishtar talking about his weakness, he says to a female computer voice "gather all information on x", considering the verb it was likely Yukari he was talking to.
Around the carports outside my unit, Marik is threatening us while counting down while saying me and a girl have to make an account for something, the girl makes one just in time. She takes a while preparing the account, I have an intrusive thought saying we must forfeit all our cards so I say to him "do we forfeit all our cards?" and he says "no" so I say "oh, nevermind, I like to think I'm psychic." I keep bugging him some more, trying to make him get angry or laugh, after a bit I notice a painful large pimple on the right side of my forehead so I say "check this out!" while I'm squeezing away at it, he's not looking directly at me for a while but when he finally turns to me I let out a high-pitched laugh which makes his expression crack just a little. I say "man if I was you I'd be really pissed" he says "normally I wouldn't mind but I have somewhere to be so I really would like to do something to you but she's holding me in check" likely referring to Yukari. I see something about "57" referring to another dream where I was told Thor is the 57th strongest fighter.

I had become permanently associated with a village or maybe a song to do with looking up Yukari/Ran because of having saved the village or those two or Yuuka or fucking something. You could go left/right in the village to find Yukari/Ran. It was mentioned that Rance was angry at the way I saved him. I saw myself climbing down a long ladder. I saw a /jp/ thread that was about time travellers and someone smugly responded to three posts saying it's obvious they're somebody/Chiyuri/somebody. There was a fat hick texan sheriff whose theme song "License to not care" played as he stalked the village. I went around one house a couple of times looking for the door then hid inside the tiny room.
I go outside my unit where there's a female cop and for some reason another guy is going to oversee us have a punching match which I apparently do with people who come by. It's a hot day so I want to change out of my stuffy black school shoes, I go into my unit and get distracted looking for a picture of Rance when I see some godawful pony four-of-a-kind Rance pictures and think "Who the fuck would make such a shitty thing? Oh right, this glow pony I'm dealing with." I remember I'm supposed to have a duel so I put on a shoe that's like the Macbeth book I picked up yesterday, then think that's not going to stay on during a fight so I put on some sneakers, wondering if she's still waiting. The overseeing guy says she is so I say "wow, she must be really patient" then he says "Nah, Rance is hitting on her" as I see out the window that he's right. I go outside and Rance makes a scowl and walks away. The girl asks why he's mad and I say he's angry over losing a bet. I wonder if this girl isn't the one from Sekai no Owari ni Shiba Inu to but think nah, she doesn't have a shiba with her. Then Eua shows up in her Tohya Hachijo outfit though more yellow/gold looking. She implies it actually is that girl and she seems to make a contract with her. Then she's making fun of people who pay for translations calling them paypigs though it was in Japanese text bubbles I remember the word "bacho" which meant something like paypig followed by a (笑）maybe because I read that shiba manga recently and it was translated by some dude using a jisho. Also, Eua was calling herself KagEua. I go with the shiba girl into a Japanese-like house talking about the bet me and Rance made, I said his stolen dick was stored in the bedroom while he bet it was in the bathroom, as I look about the bedroom and find a little box with a black mummified dong in it. I'm showing her when I accidently drop it and it makes a wilt noise, then I say "oh shit" and she's like "is it okay" and I say "no, I mean I can sense Rance coming over here" I bail on her, going through an endless maze of sliding doors as I hear someone following me, thinking it might be the girl but I hear Rance say "Where is he? You're in trouble now, punk." I make it to the very corner of this labyrinth and hide under a blanket. Rance comes in, then after a second casts off the blanket and says "Looking for something? A golden dick perhaps?" then he mimes sucking a dick making "しゅしゅ" noises.

In my bed, I felt a presence under my head like a ghost giving me a lap pillow which spooked me, I tried to turn on the light but it wouldn't come on even as I played around with the switch. I grabbed my laptop and used it for a light, then I heard a sound like a fan so I realised oh yeah, I was just switching on the fan(even though my room doesn't have one) so I flipped the switch above the fan switch. I heard some noise above my room which I thought was bats for some reason(even though I actually live with fucking possums in the walls making thunderous racket every now and then)
At a gym with Rance and a daughter of his, who looked like a shorter female version of him, same hair colour. Both of them made a feminine smug lewd face at me like she wanted me to fuck her and he wanted me to fuck her but I just back off a little, so she goes over and flirts with some of the other guys here which made me think she's totally a female Rance. I start doing sit ups on the ground so she comes over and stands on my right foot to help me, I guess because I'm "Leader of the Right, Commander of Leazas." After a bit I go over and start using a (I don't know what to call it, similar to a fly machine but standing) to train my abs, Rance stands to my left and mimes the proper form a couple of times. I'm standing somewhere seeing several girls with school skirts, a couple to my left and one sitting up on something to my right, the one on my right jumps off with a nice flash of legs as I think fuck I love skirts so much. There's another group of guys at this gym who had been using it before we came here, the leader among them was this tall big but very lean muscular guy with an ugly face like Hara Souji or like he's cursed or something, also he had black centipede tattoos on one upperarm. That group and especially him were bothered by our groups' raucousness, I see that leader leaving this place seeming like he's got grief with this so I follow to try and reason with him while Rance also follows and I know he's not going to be reasonable, so I try to talk over him asking this guy something, he's saying that he sacrificed a person to the devil in his arm to get a hold of this place and now we've ruined it, then walks off quickly before I can say anything more, as he turns into a clone of Rance and I seem to lose him in the crowd following into a market town, along the way I ran into a couple of people holding up rods in my direction which make me flinch because I thought they were gun barrels. I'm wandering around this place with maybe little Pluepet thingys or hannies getting excited thinking it's just like in the game but 3D. I see a path blocked by a line-up of Pluepet-like doll things, I kick over a little market drone security thing wondering if I'll get security on me but instead I just see nearby there's a shit ton of icecream set up. I go over as all the flavours run before my eyes, I remember Thunder and Lightning which were both Hokey Pokey-like flavours, then Melon and Rock Melon. I'm sitting on a bench that has like 9 different tubs of these flavours just eating straight out of them with a spoon enjoying myself, though my mother shows up which dampens my mood a bit, she fills up a bowl with a bit of each flavor then says something about how she'll use 95% of two of the flavours.

>>39518134

>>39529646
Made that joke myself in my first dream sperg-a-thon thread :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBGSbdg7Cxc

Jesus fucking christ

>>39518134
That pic you posted looks like a womb

>>39518179
You should meet up with Unipux

>>39518179
I didn't even read your post before but giving you the benefit of the doubt you remind me of someone who said he used to dream about Yukari then suddenly stopped, who I gave advice to on this board like fucking 8+ years ago, if you could recount that advice I'd believe you. Though nowadays Yukarifags can just hang themselves as far as I'm concerned.

Good thread

In a kitchen with one asshole I know, he was maybe attacking me while I was hitting him with a kitchen knife and maybe he leaves the room, then I hear Hecatia whispering darkly to me about killing him, maybe by redirecting all the psychic drain attacks targeting me at him, I brought up Yukari saying he was important for the survival of Earth which is something from another dream, but she and another guy's voice were saying that isn't necessarily true.
At a the bottom of a long icy stairwell, a stone knight comes and makes an offering, then starts to leave. I call out to him that he's supposed to write his name in the book that was nearby but he said he wouldn't so I started chasing him with a Greataxe, he fought back with his own while retreating up the stairs. At the very top of the stair well I had him at low health but he managed to put some distance between us, so I hurled the heavy as fuck Greataxe with all my strength, thinking I was fucked if it didn't reach him, it took a couple of seconds for the plume of snow to clear up, then I saw him dying, saying something like "it would've been different if I was wasn't already dead."
I'm teleported to the Aldrich Faithful Water Reserve but it was dried up and iced over, there was a little shrine of buddhist statues along one wall, when I looked at it my vision flashed white, then I thought about offering some Dregs/Vertebrae Shackles as I started spinning around on the spot and teleport in front of it in a very insane manner, then I think about equipping Yorshka's Spear. This probably has to do with today being Izanami Hades' birthday, and that corpse clutching a Deep Gem in the Reserve is Izanami according to one of my dreams. Probably also why Hecatia's talking about killing someone as I dreamt about her forming out of Inferno as a red haired Izanami Hades to masturbate Venus/Ishtar, and that book I wanted that guy to write his name in is probably the Book of the Dead.

There was some guy who pissed me off, Yahtzee Croshaw and another guy help me get revenge on him but since I didn't have much part in it I didn't feel satisfied, while those two just say "who cares?" and walk off. I was fighting this guy around a waterhole and ended up turning him into a hump toy for a couple of bears or something, then I walked off. I was followed by a horse, and also that guy escaped from the bears and turned into a dog that followed me too, both the horse and dog had the ability of being quick and precise.
I go into a classroom where there's a black dude and chick with a big tub of black tar that had mushrooms growing out of it, I ask if they're magic mushrooms and they give no answer the first time then ask again and they hint yes. I'm sitting at a desk and I talk shit about some dude who had a foam sword that was some shitty useless black thing, then point to the guy next to me who has a cool foam sword, I say it looks like the Ace of Swords(https://files.catbox.moe/t9kanz.jpg)) and seems hard enough it'd hurt to get bonked on the head with. Then it's at a dark sky Pontiff arena with the space over the railing flooded with dark waters. I'm dueling the with Ace of Swords guy and have a sliver of health, he gets lucky killing me with a phantom range Winged Twinaxe hit then dung pies where I died to rub it in as I think this is like that guy who pissed me off earlier. I respawn and stab him in the back and dung pie him, then I try to stab him in the back again but another guy prevents me telling me to stop or I'll make him do *that*, but it just pissed me off so I shook him off and stabbed him in the back again while the guy who tried to stop me screams like he's got to get away and casts himself over the railing into the Abyss. The backstab didn't do much damage and made him bleed a little white alcoholic flux, then when he gets up he starts singing an extremely lame gay song about making it through anything, like a chick song in Japanese with one line I remember like " どんな ゆう でも !" I slash him up but he takes tiny damage and only bleed little bits of flux and the song's fucking terrible. I remember that I have Yukari's powers so I open up a big violet glowing gap and drop him into a sewer(I swear Eirin was in there, probably because Yukari hates her) but he teleports out of the sewer clinging to my legs still fucking singing, so I teleport out of his grasp and gap him into the sewer again but he teleports out again, so I just imagine teleporting away from this shit leaving behind a replacement jutsu log as I wake up.

Walking along a street, I see someone try to hand ZUN a bag but he declines, I go over and offer him a big bag of fertilizer and he accepts it.
Some maybe Dark Souls game involving a bunch of Touhous that I totally forgot everything about, maybe Kaguya and Junko were in it. Impure purity and pure impurity, maybe.
I was watching some guy over a fence, looking at him while using a Red Eye Orb a couple times, after a bit I receive a message telling me to please stop.
Driving around dangerously with a guy on a fold out bed that was also a car, he ditches me I guess.
Whipping a large set up of tiers of living deacon statues and snakemen, some of them I whipped until they broke but I only had to get their health low for them to turn into inert statues. One of the lower tier deacons cries out to these two huge deacons at the sides of the archdeacon that had massive snakes for arms calling them demon gods and telling them to summon the demon sword, then a thin metal blade that looked like the Nyd rune appeared, then the deacon that called for help snatches it and betrays the demon god on the the right that summoned it turning him inert, then I snatch the blade off him and throw his statue far away. I check the description of the blade and there was couple of paragraphs, the first said that it helps a witch find their true sword and the other I don't remember. Then Naster appears as an orange phantom wearing Solaire's outfit using his shield and a claymore, runs over to me using a running attack, I parry it and riposte him with Rose of Ariandel, then kill him when he gets up. Then I say "ugh, what does "Naster" mean anyway, "fucking Soeltaar"?"
I'm running through Irithyll avoiding Naster fanboys attacking me including one that was using a variation of his name as I go from the Water Reserve tower up to the buildings where the archers are i.e. the invaders' base, where I enter one house which was Nasters'. There's that Ace of Swords guy imprisoned in there and I give him The Key which he puts in a little pig or elephant container, I guess it depends on whether you hate me or not. Also "The Key" is gold Duel Honor.
I'm at a long stairwell place that reminded me of SotC's Shrine of Worship, I have a guy I had beaten up and was making him count down from 4 as I kicked him down the stairs, but he only counted down to 1 by the time we reached the bottom. I took him outside in a public place that was a bit lower trying to get him to count 0 while I was afraid of some nearby people seeing, but he didn't count it so I went back inside the shrine. Then I noticed a Nyd shaped hole appeared in the middle of the floor so I inserted the sword.
I was at a place with mounds of rock sticking out of water. An old lady appeared saying that me and Naster had both made the same mistake of swearing to the Earth prior to the Fairy, in response I checked my youtube subscriptions and unsubscribed to a channel that had a sexy Yukari icon. Then I used the Nyd sword as an offhand weapon to zap Naster with a laser of lightning as he fled around the rocks, the water giving the laser AoE. He's nearly dead when retreats around a far away rock, then the old lady says "yes, now you understand Naster" I went over and checked behind the rock and he was gone. The old lady makes a gesture of letting a droplet fall into the water as if giving me a hint, then says "now you must invite the rain, but whose side will they take, yours, Nast's, or hers?"
I see a book that had red on its cover like the "Born to Draw" sketchbook I had lying around my place, it had three columns of text written by Yukari, the left was "How to rest" the middle "How to create" and I don't remember the last.
I see a replay of me killing Naster by parrying his Claymore running r1, riposting him with Rose of Ariandel, then killing him with Friede's Greatscythe when he got up.
I'm heading over to Mcdonalds, to upload Dark Souls clips?, thinking about a usb then remembering my phone is a better usb, then thinking I forgot my wallet but I checked my pockets and felt my keycard so I said fuck it and went into the mall to get some food.
I went on Angusnicneven's site, there was an obvious link that led to a very barebones couple of pages of black text on white background, I guess because my own sites are so minimal, saying a bunch of stuff about my dreams I guess, but I only remember 4 lines. From the first page I remember "Unipux is right" "the winged Yukari must unite with" from the second "hmm, I've seen this somewhere before..." and the first line on the page was "spitting in the face of serpents"

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Someone else can try and bump this thread, though I don't care too much if it dies.

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I was watching Touhou M-1 Grand Prix when I notice my annoying brother watching with me so I think I don't want to spend 3 hours like this so I leave. I remembered Patchouli on a horse saying some funny things and thought I was probably her. I go into another room and look up a video talking about how Touhouwiki's under the thumb of one shitty translator, I saw the M-1 video again and the subs were totally wrong. the two hosts were Yuuka and Flan, Yuuka was a westerner talking English and the subs were showing some other language and Japanese parts seemed poorly translated. Yuuka started talking Japanese and said "ニガー ニガー" Flan asked if that was ok and Yuuka encouraged her to swear as well, maybe to offend the translator.
There were girls among a crowd who had possessed demon shortswords that corrupted the way they think, one girl in particular, straightfowardly faithful and loyal, was corrupted, the others asked her something to show off her misdirected zeal then they reacted with pity.
I'm hanging with a online guy Kitsune, he says "I can't enjoy anything unless there's at least a layer of irony" which made me groan and think of /a/. I started playing a mobile game that was a dinosaur shoot-out, mostly T-rexes but after a while I spot one that's bigger and get excited calling it a Spino, eagerly shooting at it and killing it, after a bit a I kill another Spino, then a third one I try hard to kill but it wont die, instead I end up riding it while da-da-da-ing The Lone Ranger theme song while he groaned at me. Then I woke up thinking "third Spine's the charm"
I was going with another guy to kill someone, it had to do with Vertebrae Shackles, I used a Cool Drink as I climbed up a fiery series of handholds that reminded me of SotC's Manus's imprisoning structure and into a large fiery hall. I remarked to the other dude that we had become black ogres like this guy we're about to fight, and there I knew if I won I'd get a Vertebrae Shackle rune that was a scar on my eye, just a stitched up vertical line down the middle. We start fighting the giant black ogre, he used a giant sword like a Harald Curved Sword that he swung from side to side really quickly as I roll dodged, he used a couple of hits at first then switched it up with three or four hits. After a while he disappears into a gap, I reuse a Cool Drink and prepare to face him again with the other guy, he comes back out and in the end we kill him.
I saw an Anonymous post in this thread telling an obvious fake dream mentioning Hachiko several times like the guy I beat's going to become my loyal dog and I thought I hope nobody thinks I posted that.
I went around a dirt road climbing trees and pulling out a pine cone or a little board of a wood then jumping out of them while riding the cone along the same height for a couple of seconds before falling, some people showed up watching and it wasn't working anymore so I told them to look the other way. It was mentioned that less than 20 days from now, specifically 17, "class will be in session." There was a question being asked so me and another guy were climbing on top of a computer desk to look at something there that would jog our memories about the answer as we kept saying "Breaking Bad" but I was sure that wasn't the actual answer. The bottom of my shoes had black grease on them that I was getting everywhere so I just wanted to leave. I was walking out of the dirt road when I came across a white cat that had been kept away from people for too long(called "Snowy", I had been told it was dead but it was just kept hidden) so it was anti-social and scratched at me for trying to pat it while there was another white cat that had been well socialised which enjoyed a pat.

I remembered that when the giant black ogre died it started self-destructing while we ran away, then we came back and there was a damages check, Link was collapsed on the ground probably fucked up and Zelda was too, I was told to "take Zelda to higher ground."
>>39518184
The forgot at the time but I poured the hot milk on the guy in the lounge after the TV had something about Zelda on it so I brought up having three dreams about three doctors taking a life-sized doll of Zelda out into a desert with a wide-open sky and performing an operation upon her heart which made the guy called bullshit.

Also forgot when I was on the trailer with those cats taking a bath someone mentioned me having a Stand like a character from Jojos called something like Flamenco, the ability was that I could punch something and it would do nothing to them but then later they would spontaneously die.
and my shoes being greasy is probably about how dirty some of this threads' dreams are, not to fuckin mention bringing up Bitchtan/Bitchbrain.
But anyways, back to todays' bad dreams...

Sitting at a long desk, the guy next to me tries to help me with Yukari by handing over a long poem about love, as I come to a line in its middle mentioning "golden" Yukari appears looking like an old woman, and runs her hand over the page erasing the line since it'd help me too much. I ask why she'd do this and she says the jealousy is too painful to deal with as she goes over to another nearby long desk and starts answered questions from all the young students there, which only made me a little jealous because it's not like she was doing anything wrong, I thought about standing next to her to see if they'd ask me any questions but didn't bother. I thought that she was actually referring to her own jealousy, and wanted to draw a picture of a gap filled with sad eyes. I'm looking at the poem again and most of the later half has its words blanked out, then Yukari comes over and says that stuff's not actually important anyway and restores it. I ask the guy next to me to try and remember the line she erased and he writes a few words surrounded by a bunch of scribbles. Yukari comes over again and starts mentioning some outdoors place which gets me excited thinking "a date!?" but it was just a recommendation so I thought "well, that was pointless", the guy next to me says if she said it it's probably not but then I hear Yukari speaking from the kitchen behind us "actually it was."
When I woke up for that I was thinking about Yukari trying to stir up feelings in my heart but it only seemed to react to thinking "I just want to make you happy" and "I want to make a home for you in my arms." Also that I used to think about praying 100 days to Satan for Yukari to be mine alone but now I want to pray 100 days to God for me to be Yukari's alone.
I was going with Yukari over to Kaguya and we both seemed ready to be upset with her but she just says "yeah, yeah, alright" and handed us a golden parchment or tablet that I thought about writing Yukari and all of her cognates(maybe names too, although there are way too many Touhou characters who are me and way too many names) like Zelda, Marge, King Baal, Makima, Beatrice, etc on one side and on the other writing, I suppose Midori considering the other dream today(sounds like a better Yakumo name for me than Eireinen anyway) and Link, Homer, King Belial, Aki(I suppose), Battler, etc.
Vivid hypnagogic imagery of Irithyll, around the giants, of various Dark Spirits with names taunting me/Yukari(Dark Spirits are often the Host's "demons" as I see it) in particular one was called Slut For Cats which I made sure to imagine killing with glitch triple Chaos Bed Vestiges and shitting on afterwards. Also hypnagogic dreamt about coming to Pontiff and the Host, his Phantoms, the Dark Spirits and the Aldrich Faithful(meidos) were all fighting against me while I used a Great Club(a huge tree branch, perhaps referring to OP image and this thread) with maybe one guy on my side.
Actually dreamt... maybe? Maybe this was a half-asleep dream too, about being chased by invaders and hiding behind this column https://files.catbox.moe/s63244.png and there was message on the ground saying "Even if you hide, you die,
Midori."
I went over to my PS4 thinking about what to upload. I dreamt the exact same thing again, this time thining about uploading one 15m clip of me and player called Zelda, with a voice telling me it would help me and Yukari cross over Binah.
I'm at a school/hospital with a doctor, he's helping me with Yukari. I've got my figure of her with me and it's split into two pieces at the waist, also some of her hairs were sticking up so I patted them down. I looked up into her hollow torso, then kept trying to fit the pieces together. The doctor gives me a thermometer saying that it would help, I guess because I thought about my figure being cold so I slept with it. I said "Thanks Doc" as he was looking up things on a computer to help me while he either said or thought "weak!"
In my room, there was many Yukari artworks all over the place, so I thought "if this is a dream then can't I at least get one of these to come to life" as I tried to for a few seconds. I was watching on my laptop a capeshit movie with what looked like an ordinary guy walking along so someone else wasn't afraid of them, but when they got up close he was actually as tall as a skyscraper with a dim Astral blue glow and transparency which frightened them. A government agent was complaining about people in this age having so much power through technology and feels. On my computer was some like Reimu on a green matrix background while Dream Battle played, I looked away from the screen and saw on my wall a bunch of Spider Man masks with another one in my hand and thought "Why do I have those? Oh, I am a Spider Man I guess, Spider NEET." Due to the spiders - dreams connection. I had a big pimple around my heart area and thought I could kill someone just by popping this at them, then thought that's a little below my heart,

then I pinched my fingers around another big pimple that was properly on top of my heart. I was thinking "god damn, Yukari's apparently coming on June 3rd and in 17 days "class is in session" and god knows what the fuck that means.

zzz

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Why are demiurge followers always some kind of schizo?

Elienien?

What the fuck?

>>39577297
I have followers?

>>39518142
Why do you want more mediterranean people?

This is genuinely one of the most disturbing threads I've ever seen. I don't know exactly what it is compared to all the other shit out there on the internet but this is deeply unsettling to me

Bro none of this shit makes sense. There is no continuity with these stories

>>39591867
Yeah, this is what happened to my dreams because I posted them on 4chan. Now I wish to go back in time.