/jp/ - Otaku Culture

what cliques do monsters fall into in school?

>>39498812
I'm going to find the biggest and meanest Manticore bully and make her fall into teen moms clique.

Daily reminder that monster girls are our superiors and all humans should submit. Spiking your town's water supply with demonic energy is a quick and effective way to ensure that everyone finds a wife in an efficient and prompt manner.

Did you know that hellhounds like missionary?

>Excuse me, are you a psychotherapist?
>No, I am Psycho the rapist.

>>39498859
I'm sure they like many positions.

>>39498846
I only submit to absolutely MASSIVE hag fox milkers.

>>39498881
Yes, but they LOVE missionary

>>39498895
They're optimal for reverse missionary, especially if they're big.

>>39498895
Perfect position to leglock and flex her thigh muscle strength

When the experiment is a success

>>39498914
>>39498916
There's a new image on pixiv of a hellhound I'm referencing

>>39498923
I know imagine a bunch of old Lich in a Monsterbook group who keep sharing outdated memes

>dragon in mordern day that gives tips in gold coins

>>39498916
The best way to deal with an aggressive monster is to leglock her. They hardly expect that.
>>39498945
Why not post the link then?

>>39498994
>The best way to deal with an aggressive monster is to leglock her.
>t. lonely baby-crazy hellhound

Do not approach the hungry pickle

>>39498838
Volcano dragons are not fit for marriage, but they're one hell of a good lay.

>>39498866
>Depressed anon to the flayer therapist as a last resort
>She doesn't follow any medical procedure and instead rapes him
>She also gives him a tentacles fetish
>Somehow this cures his depression

>>39499016
Okay, I won't.

>>39498981
>Dragon buys herself a fancy lunch
>It comes to $29.95
>She hands over 2 gold coins for the meal and a third as a tip
>Each coin is worth slightly over $1000
>The succ waitress now has enough money to get that glowing womb tattoo she was saving up for

>>39499117
Damn Dragons, going around flashing their cash and fashionable clothes.

>>39499026
>>39499092
Needs to go on a diet.

>>39499149
>fashionable
Yeah, maybe a few centuries ago.

>>39499160
Long capes with fur collars and silly small crowns are still highly fashionable.
The youth simply doesn't understand.

>>39499152
She's perfect the way she is

>>39498994
Because I'm in a place that frowns upon lewd right now

>>39498981
>>39499117
>the jabberwock that uses gold sex toys for payment

>>39499481
>wock pays anon with a golden replica of her pussy
>"keep the change"
>wock still can't figure out why anon doesn't call her

>hagon slavemaster uses human boys as tips
>favourite customer in all of the region, always receives high quality service wherever she goes

>your very own semen monsterizes and becomes your cum slime wife

>>39499669
maybe a new haircut is an order

>>39499697
Disgusting

>>39499669
Why call her when you've got the very thing you want? And best yet, it doesn't talk back!

>>39499819
>the pussy gets so much love, it becomes a creeping coin jabberwock

MOMMY

If I use a AA machine guns with silver realm bullet to beat a dragon will she submit and see me as powerful enough ?

"Miss Kiki, do you wanna cuddle with me in bed?"
>"Mastah, I still have do laundry and sweeping of the floors!
>"House is need of cleanings after Easter party."
"Sweetheart please, think of it as cleaning my weary heart."
>"Mastah, I... I'll be right there. Don't worry."
>"Cuddle me as long as you want, Mastah."
>

>>39499910
no, you need a musket, and stand your ground and land a shot during the charge

All of you fuckers deserve to be lovingly cuddled to sleep. Little spoon or big spoon, it doesn't matter, just wordless extremely gentle cuddles from your beloved wife.

Human males get instant loss'd the moment they receive a hug and gentle embrace from a monster

>>39500007
I'd propably refuse to get up in the morning.

>>39500022
I'm so touch and affection starved I unironically would.

>>39499697
sounds pretty gay

>>39500002
How can you take down a dragon with a musket ?

>>39500022
Wtf is this patch?? Human male class was already as useful as a bard, and now this?

>>39500007
I'll take a wersheep little spoon and a minotaur big spoon, I don't ever want to leave the bed again.

>>39499910
no what you have to do is find bher internet cabble cut it, slip inot her room, taake a love doll potion, whenever she looks away, move. Until you penerate her, then you have won

>>39500108
Hey, this works the other way around too.

>>39500096
Farm overloading sandworms until you get like 20 charged perforators and then pray that they proc on the first hit.

>>39500120
Just turn around and open wide, you might not have to ever leave again.

>>39500108
You can try the crit impregnation build, but it requires consumables to work properly, so its pricey.

>imagine not learning how to monkey around with monsters from your kakuen auntster
lol

>>39499910
>>39500002
>he doesn't pull a st george
ngmi out of curiousity is there a MG version of the paintings of st george and the dragon

>>39500022
Well I've not had a hug in my entire life so yeah

>have childhood country gal friend kauken
>your family moves to MGC
>finish education
>come back home
>find your beloved childhood friend and return to monke with her
REJECT THE MODERN WORLD, NOT BECAUSE IT'S HORNY, BUT BECAUSE IT'S NOT HORNY ENOUGH

>>39500346
I'm too weak, I need scummy tricks who can pass as knightly to get the upper hand
>>39500371
You're on the high priority list

>>39500443
use the car mod

>>39500022
If she's too soft or too gentle, I'll almost certainly try and slip away. She needs to be rather straightforward and firm, but also show restraint. Mentions of instant loss would make me violently struggle.

>>39500039
>Alarm rings
>Anon needs to get ready for work
>Wurm breast pillows are too powerful to resist
>He instead sends a text to his boss
>"Can't work, need to hug dumb dragon"
>Anon was never seen at his job again

>>39500580
>, I'll almost certainly try and slip away.
You know you'll give up, accept the goblin wife.

>>39498790

>>39500022
not me, i need a good frenching for that to happen

Wurm economic theory.

>>39500443
>You're on the high priority list
Thank god, which monster am I getting

>>39499016
I'm gonna enrage her!

>>39500406
Um you might want to get your cat detector out anon...

>>39500616
You must have misheard or misunderstood me. I am but a simple man that just wants to live a quiet life. I try my best not to worry about things that cause undue stress, like winning or losing.
But if it couldn't be avoided, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Also, MGE Goblins are underrated and basically forgotten, while westoid trash greenskins run amok all over the web.

>>39500744
Wurm read Stirner, Wurm is an Egoist.

tfw no mg wife with a tail pussy

>>39500744
>Wurm has no hoard, she just sniffs hill with lots of gold and sits on it.
>Dragon must have hoard, so she must convince Wurm to dig up gold and give to Dragon.
>Dragon exchanges Boy to single Wurm for gold, and then exchanges things Boys like to Wurm for more gold.
>All of human society is a Dragon construct designed to get gold from Wurm.

>>39500842
>>All of human society is a Dragon construct designed to get gold from Wurm.
At last I truly see.

>>39500842
no wonder dragons never get laid lol

>>39500747
Bogey

>>39500877
Good

>>39500778
I should propably draw the cat detector Manticore finally. It's long overdue.

>>39500834
Why bother with the spoiler, when KC basically invented the tail pussy with the Manticore?

Reminder that few things are as comfortable as lying down, nestled in a Manticore's mane and cleavage, her arms wrapped around you while she milks you with her tail for hours on end.
In particular, the moment when she drifts off to sleep, and her tail continues it's gentle, autonomous ministrations until you fall into slumber as well.

>>39500942
fluffy girl. Don't like manticores with visible muscle. They look hard and not woman like.

>>39500965
this

>>39500942
>Reminder that few things are as comfortable as lying down, nestled in a Manticore's mane and cleavage, her arms wrapped around you while she milks you with her tail for hours on end.
ywn experience this

>>39500978
All you really need is
>A good onahole
>A feather boa
>A woman who loves you for who you are

>>39501010
>Ywn experienced the knockoff version

>>39501010
If the knockoff version needs a monster you might as well just get a manticore
I, too, have gone massively out of my way to save 15 cents.

>>39500406
Big
Fit
Cat
Abs

what type of doujins do you think bogies read?

>>39501140
Reminder that Alma Elma is the perfect waifu in every way imaginable except for her predatory instincts.

>>39501228
ones centering around a touch-starved boy and a big girl who gives him the cuddles he didn't know he desperately craved

>>39501282
it sucks that bogey and bogie are named the same yet are completely different, what I meant is the clown one

Two pairs of arms means twice as fast to mind break.

>>39500022
What if a cute little human boy chooses the Standard Assault Infantry class?

>>39501292
wait which one is the clown spelling
and in that case it'd be about a miserable young man who lives alone who loved clowns as a child
a big clown moves in to the apartment above his and she tells him jokes every time she sees him, and he brightens up more and more as each day passes, until he confesses his love for her because she's the only one who could make him smile again
he leaps into her arms and they laugh together before making love

>>39501336
bogie is the clown and they just love disciplining naughty little boys which means any man

Come to the desert realms
Hit on little brown girls and grope their almost naked bodies

I LOVE EVIL

>>39501353
I choose to grope big brown girls instead

>>39501353

>>39501310
Reminder that KC still still still still still has not given us a multi-arm girl.

>>39501310
>tfw game that shall not be named here gave me a completely new perspective on petting
Once again, how can non-beastgirls ever compete?

>>39501437
>how can non-beastgirls ever compete?
By petting (You) instead

>>39501432
Sadly...

>>39501381
im ignoring the munchkins and gonna try and steal the big and soft secretary anubis

>>39501411
If you are fast enough do you reckon you could get a grope off?

>>39501437
>game that shall not be named
Now you have to say which game was it

>>39501463
honestly I would love that very much

>>39500942
There has to be some old H-manga that featured a tail pussy before KC released the Manticore.

>>39501378
Evil girls make the best wives.

>>39501463
But beastgirls can do that too and, furthermore, know the best techniques. From experience.

>>39501507
>Evil girls make the best wives.
Indeed

>>39498790

>>39501521
Shes mocking me,isnt me? Tempting me tto bang her, with that coy smirk. I M GOING FUCK HER UNTIL HER HIPS GIVE OUT AND THEN SOME

>>39501507
Monster Girl Quest's Alma Elma

>>39501577
Guess who the artist for her, Granberia and Slime knight was.

>>39501498
I’m here to convey my newfound appreciation for pets, not stir shit.

https://twitter.com/hotate3333333/status/1515286861690044416?s=20&t=s0ua7Ogl9c-2WZ-9E_5iag
it's tough being a hero

>>39498812
pharaohs rule, socially or officially

>>39501661
thats how you heal

>>39501623
what does slime knight look like?

>>39501649
>not stir shit.
You are only making me more curious, anon. I'm not aware of any specific taboo games here, unless you are talking about some kind of furfaggotry

>>39501661
tfw no hag elf to heal my soul...

>>39498812
nerd birds

>>39501675
you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat

>>39501738
no thank you

>>39501738
bitchs got a fridge body, almost no hips

I came down with a fever on a day I have two exams. Please post your best demon pictures

Can mamano mana cure me?

Are saggy breasts acceptable?
What if they are both massive and saggy?

>>39501675
There’s plenty of “adult games” out there with shit that doesn’t fly here.

>>39501777
yes I love it
>>39501781
now this is perfect

>>39501777
Yes
Yes

>>39501777

>>39501777
Define sag.
I don’t mind weight, I do mind stalactits.

>>39501777
it is up until it isn't

>>39501763

>>39498841
>teen moms clique.
Kek. That manticore must work fast if she went from tail pussy to pussy that quickly

>>39501748
Wise man
>>39501749
That's because they are men

>>39501822
Shapely mammaries that have given up fighting against gravity.

>>39501838
can i get the artist, pls?

>>39498790

>>39501873
Can't you impregnate a tail pussy if you try hard enough?

>>39501956
https://twitter.com/Gimmogu

>>39501968
i'm not sure if it's true or not but i'm certain manticore would entertain the rumor

>>39501950
Suit yourself I suppose, but that’s not for me.

>>39501975
thanks

Would Druella make a good mother/wife ?

>>39501965
>>39501659
Blueberry demons are always welcome, even if they tell weird jokes like how they'll steal your soul if you cum inside.

>>39502007
sure. she knits and stuff

>>39502007
Good wife, sure.
Good mother, I doubt it. She's the type to send your daughter to the extremist sabbath for summer camp.

>>39502019
Nice
>>39502049
>She's the type to send your daughter to the extremist sabbath for summer camp.
What's wrong with that ?

A terrifying queen of the night!

>>39502064
i really to pinch those chubby cheeks

>>39502057
cause its gonna close after a uwaaabomber package is sent to it and you won't get your money back

>>39502018
>jokes

>>39502064
Imagine throwing a lit firecracker in her coffin and holding the lid down.

Gullible wives are the best. They don't even know they're being (playfully) bullied.

>>39501476
if you're fast enough for that it's better to just make her stab herself instead. you'll have her all for yourself afterwards to grope as you please. you may even hold her pincers

>>39502096
I’m pretty fucking gullible but I take it very seriously,

>>39502096
Nice shitpost. I'll add it to my collection.

>>39502096
>Anon jokingly tells his cow wife that her breasts get in the way when they hug
>She suffers great emotional distress because of that remark
Enjoy having to fuck her breasts all night long to convince her you like them.

>>39502202

>>39501738
>male elves
why?

>>39502249
>tfw no milk maid
AHHHHH

>>39502289
Remember that one time you were offered cream in your coffee and you said no?
Now you know why.

>>39501310
So there's multi-arm and petting, but also girls getting really methodical is cute in its own way.

>>39502351
i dont drink the devils brew, I only drink milk

I want monster girls to hug me now

>>39502396
A love starved CC Kraken would love to hug you until you were sick of it.

>>39502249
i want milky breasts on my face

>>39502095
How could you ever do that to such a nice creature

>>39502351
No

>>39502396

>>39502461
>CC
I am not familiar with this term

>>39502500
Christmas cake

What if you bite on a vampire's neck when she doesn't expect it?

>>39502580
She turns back into a human.

>>39502461
>tfw you are the love starved CC
On a side note, I bet you could make a lot of money selling potted tentacle plants to lonely singles that need something to hug them at night.
I can image my waifu looking into cultivation for that reason

>>39502595
old man, how was thse stone age, were there many saber totthed jinkos and did they have a very cute lisp?

>>39501623
>who the artist for her, Granberia
Not KC.

>>39500942
that greentext was legendary

>>39502671
KC did the art for Slime, Erubetie, and Alice.
Slime is the first MG Luka encounters. Afterwards he meets Alice, who will milk him with her tail if you decide to ignore her. Specially, her tail opens up and attaches to Luka's member. This is different from the coil job she does later on.

Yes. KC drew the art for the first tail pussy scene in MGD.

>>39502763
>MGD
Fuck. MGQ.
Sorry, was running simultaneous conversations and mixed up the acronyms.

>>39502763
>KC drew the art for the first tail pussy scene in MGD.
I didn't know kc cared about that game. Isn't it western? and text based

>>39502491
I do not like the idea of a tentacles girl grappling a man let alone me

>ywn be a clumsy lowly servant defended by a normally very haughty wight at a mostly human noble party when count von Arschloch gets angry at you

>>39498812
The dropouts, because they always get pregnant and leave.

>>39502787
>>39502782

>>39502763
Kek

>>39502763
>MGD.

Darling...

>It's your birthday
>Your auntie Yae says she has two gifts for a big boy like you
>Tells you your gifts are in your room
>Find her like this
>Says your first gift is her as your bride
>Second is a litter of kits that'll arrive in 9 months, but you need to help her make them with your manhood
Do you accept your gifts, anons?

>>39503298
yes, I'll fuck this fox hag like if my life depended on it and make her hips give out! abd why does my fucking a hag until her hips give out sound so fucking hot

>>39503298
No tail(s) no deal. No exceptions, not even for the family.

>>39503298
Yae is probably the worst fox that doesn't have a kill-count in the hundreds

>>39503326
She has tails, she just keeps them hidden, she can show them to you if you ask too

>>39503349
She does not. She once used this fact to torment a doggo

>gachasluts

>>39502491
>"Now remember sweetie, you don't have to destroy the whole ship to get your man. They should hand him over if you just ask"
>"What if they say no?"
>"Then it's okay to sink them. Can't have them thinking my little girls are all bark and no bite"

>>39501994
I love Ran.

Imagine somehow managing to get a doppelganger of the Demon Lord.

For those of you who love fluff; why is the noble griffon not your waifu? They are the most cutting edge in fluff technology. They even have downy feathery wings to complement the rest.

No monster girl to drink with...life is unfair bros...

>>39503581
Majestic creatures.

>>39503581
Gryphons are high on the danger scale to me. I'm weak to both fluff and wing hugs, and my disposition would be rather appealing to one.

But I already have a waifu that is very resourceful, and meanwhile Gryphs can't do anything about their not having tentacles.

>>39503581
An Eros griffon would be the end of me.

>>39503581
I don't have a waifu but Griffons are definitely one of the highest on my list. They're one of the few species I regularly fantasize about.
>>39503640
As majestic as Dragons!

>>39503581
There really is not enough Griffon content.

>>39503769
probably the cutest griffon pic out there

>>39503783
It's criminal. I can't even post half of it because vagina.

My hands are tied.

>>39503581
Man, I love their huge underboobs. The thought of paizuri with them...

>>39503806
Consider: sideboob

>>39503326
>>39503358

>>39501326
He gets dark elf rogues and nun healers molesting him in his tent

>>39503909
>tails appear only for a moment
She'd better learn permanent transformation spell fast if she wants my seed

>Hey anon it's time for your medication

>>39504017
MELD ME SHOGGOTH!

>teacher momster learns her son confessed to an elf

>>39503769
This picture is amazing.

>>39504066
i only take my meds with milk

>>39504073
sauce

Consider:

Still wanna see what a fox gaining another tail looks like

>>39504135
There is nowhere near enough art of this artists spider girl

>>39504239
Indeed

>>39504227
I wonder if such a fat creature can still fly

>>39504239
I wonder if such a fat creature can still walk on her silk

>>39504293
At least she's trying to lose weight
Also spider webs are pretty durable anon

>>39504251
i want to fuck this fat spider

>>39504311

Shogs and Kikis in suits.

>>39504352
Hazmat suits.

>>39499697
Literally /d/ level.

>>39504375
with gas masks, cleaning up radioactive waste

>Ruler Waifu challenges hubby anon to live in her shoes for one day
>hubby accepts the challenge
>hubby does a surprisingly good job
>starts to take a more active role in ruling the kingdom, learning the ins and outs of statecraft in the process
>hubby turns out to be a surprisingly cunning and far sighted ruler
>with his help, waifu's kingdom steadily gains dominion
>one day waifu announces the magical news: she's pregnant
>hubby swears on his waifu's belly to his newborn that he'll make the perfect world for her
>hubby unlocks his inner Civ/Stellaris player and proceeds to ruthlessly conquer and vassalize every other ki gdom he can find
>and he has to do it fast since his deadline is only 9 months

how would old mamono feel about the time of the previous DL?

>>39498790

>>39503909
>>>/vg/380881865
I really hate when /vg/fags come here with their soulless money-milking shit.

>>39504469
youthful indiscretion

>>39504474
You really should stop being so angry all the time. You're going to die early.

>>39504352
The tomboys

>>39504469
Sad...
They can preach peace now to not repeat the same thing

>>39504474
You don't have to play the games to appreciate the girls.

>>39504352
very professional maids

>>39504469
Some of them are still around and they generally prefer the new system.

>>39504519
your trash doesnt belong here retard, and neither do you. scram

>>39504519
And I'll be able to get isekai'd in mge. Sounds like a good plan.
>>39504529
But i can't appreciate girls who were created by greedy chinese companies.

>>39504471
Disgustingly western

>>39504474
I don't hate when they post related girls like the goat, but that read haired bitch that keeps getting posted and has no monster features is overstepping their bounds

>>39504571
I'm not even the poster, calm the hell down.

>>39504130
Player. Webcomic manhwa the MC is isekai’d with a living Excalibur. He starts really wimpy but by the time he is trained by her he becomes more confident
Excalibur becomes yandere for him though

>>39504611
>Excalibur becomes yandere for him though
Based I need a yandere wife...

>>39504469
They generally dislike that age. Not all hags will approve of the current DL for one reason or another, but they enjoy the greater freedom compared to when many of them were just tools for exterminating humanity.

Would you get yandere stalkers if you adventure through MGE like link and not say a single word and hide your face

>>39504529
I don't like the idea of being a secondary.

>>39504619
Bro no!
I actually liked because Libur starts really brash but warms really fast to him. It was more of a fear of being abandoned, uneeded as she is a sword.
Though when the elf started getting close to him she started becoming a possessive yandere

>>39504667
The momster is really cute though. Although she doesn’t participate much after training them you see her praying as they advance the tower, feeling when they were in danger and even succeeding. When MC and Libur disappeared she went to his friends to help the search.

>>39504667
>Bro no!
Why not ? I find yanderes hot dunno why maybe I'm fucked up or since I'm not an emotional person I need someone emotional to by my counterpart

>>39498790

>>39504689
yanderes are the best

>>39504642
It's excusable in case of g*cha because source material is literal cancer

>>39504719
Hebis are scary!

>>39504719
How do I explain to her that me and my (male) friend keep sending each other stupid shit like hearts all the time as a joke?

>>39504749
scary how they're so cute

>>39504775
>my (alp) friend
Ftfy

Wet Hebi

>>39504469
just another reason to date younger monsters and not 3000 year old hags

>>39504749
Scary & Horny

>>39504800
why does extremely pale skin, long black hair covering the face and those red lips make her so sexy, why are creepy monsters so sexy?

>>39504608
Imagine how sad a Banshee would be if she saw your browser history.

>>39504872
not much

>>39504872
She'd start wearing fox cosplay, that's for sure

>>39504733
It's the matter of principle.
>>39504798
The friend could be married himself.

>>39504847
>pale skin, long black hair
That's all that are required for me to get horny.
But yeah it's the combination of colors, pale skin with black hair makes a good contrast and the red lips make her seductive and sexy.

>>39504802
The Sabbath didn't like that

>>39504501
That fox is too old to have her shoulders visible

>>39504749
AHHHHHH, SHE WON’T LET GO!!

>>39504469
God I don’t know why the idea of some monster being absolutely horrific in its actions pre DL becoming someone devoted to their loved ones. I don’t know if it’s all the knowledge they’ve accumulated over such an insane amount of time by human standards yet she’s still capable of loving you all the same or if it’s just that she’s done such a huge transformation into another type of person while still retaining those memories and willingly succumbing to the warm love that has been born in her heart for just some human.

>all this snakeposting
almost like you're all just begging to join the lamia mating ball

>>39504469
>>39504934
You niggers need to go somewhere else and get a different hobby. I don't want this place to end up as faggy as /tg/

>>39504919
>he didnt go to the upgrade lich for removable appendages to make it easier to escape
>>39504945
im more of a thigh and leg kinda of guy but I can love a snek as well

>>39504945
Sure

>>39504948
Sometimes I'm tempted to resurrect their thread and keep it alive just to act as a containment

>>39504945
I'm not interested in Alice, I rather take her mother

>>39504733
At least Azur Lane and Granblue Fantasy have non-gacha spinoffs.

>>39504983
They're still chinkshit garbage and in the case of the fighting game is literally dead so who cares?

>>39504749
Scarily cute!

>>39505051

>>39505051
i want to rub the horn bits on their wings to see what happens

>>39505069

>>39504945
You make it sound like a bad thing
Wouldn’t you want to jump into the snek pit?

>>39505096
They would tear a man to bits

>>39504974
Woah, is she in paradox?

>>39505103
>They would tear a man’s clothes to bits
They can’t help it, horny does that to you

>>39505130
It's been quite a long time since I played Paradox so sadly I can't remember, but you can see her in vanilla MGQ

>>39505145
why Is there knuckles on the head of alice?

>>39505003
I refuse to have a curse placed on me which forced me to desire her coils!

>have to go to sleep just when demonposting begins.

Shit.

>>39505111
This bitch doesn't have a nose

>>39504894
>The Sabbath didn't like that
Disregarded, would date a younger monster anyway.

>>39505179
she was monster even before

>>39505179
I got it along with her soul.

>>39505205
>pull the got your nose trick with a wurm
>she panics and begs you to give it back

Perverts

>>39505205
do you have it in a display case?

>>39505145
Don’t take your kids to see the new Sonic movie it’ll turn them into real knuckle-heads

Pros: big girl
cons: likes to roll around in bones

>>39505236
cant cuddle either too spiky

>>39505229
I keep it in a ring case. Sometimes I'll put it in my pants when I want her to come home quickly.

>>39505236
>poor man's Uragaan

>>39505236
I want to see Radobaan-Chan fully naked of bone!

>>39505261
So bonk the bone off, silly.

>>39505302
I’ve tried but it appears my wooing is only affective as yellow sharpness as it just bounces off of her.

>>39505175

>>39505324
No anon I mean like actually bonk it off, don't be like those Rider fags. It's all monster enchanted anyways so it's not like it'll hurt em.

>>39505338
Teyhard demons dropping their facade are cute! CUTE!

>>39505345
>Teyhard

>>39505345
>Teyhard
Someone needs to go back to school.

>>39505338
What is she typing?

>>39505175

>>39505355
What if I admit to haku-sensei I make mistakes on purpose so I have an excuse to spend time with her?

>>39505355
Ay yo, ain't no one care about that spelling shit. It's hella dumb fr fr no cap! I'mma LMAO at ur life fur goin all grammar naza outsidea class.

How hard would the rape be?

>>39505363
Looking for : soul
Offering : cuddles
Women need not apply.

>>39501310
Invisible girl is lewd.

>>39505391
Holy shit please kill yourself, ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>39505363
Her contract of course. You didn't think these young demons still write them out with pen and paper, did you?

>>39504469
Nostalgic.
>brought to you by "monstergirls doing 3DPD things" guy

>>39505406
I'll let you lead the way. Might as well do something useful with that impotent rage.

>>39505236
Is Radobaan goop like Gazer goop?

>>39505427
it looks like it would taste like dip pen ink

>>39505418
Newfaggots get >>>/out/

post demons in normal clothes

>>39505373
How does one actually express romantic interest to their teacher? Maybe just grab her tits and give em a good squeeze

>>39505410
>Monster girls having standards!
>Monster girls saying she values your friendship!
>Monster girls saying you're a probationary member of the Sabbath!
>Monster girls kicking you out of the Sabbath because they decided they're currently not looking for new onii Chans despite you seeing five single witches in your trial period!

Licking mg pits

>>39505444

>>39505450
Fuck off.

>>39505392
That is a very succinct contract

Spooky tales!

>>39505236
That looks like an awkward time cuddling

>>39505439
Not being able to handle a bit of acknowledged shit flinging is the truer sign of the new fag, ironically. /out/ is nice, but well both still be here no matter how many posts you type with shaking fingers.

>>39505444

>>39505455
That demon looks like she's devoured a fair number of souls...

>>39505474
MAMONO MANA would smooth it out, but I still struggle to imagine how that would feel.

>Hey anon you just have to sign the contract; Simple isn't it?

>>39505444

Surprise the demon by making her sign your contract instead

>>39505477
>n-no, YOU'RE the newfag for not tolerating my dogshit posts!
You probably would cry like the nigger you are if someone told you to lurk more. Kill yourself, outsider.

>>39505445
one way is calling her mom when you wake up, Another is flunking and going to her house ffor one on one tutoring and another is when given the survey about what you want to do in your life, put marry teach

>>39505444
It's normal clothing items but there's not a lot of them

>>39505492
What devious methods would demons use to prevent you from taking your time reading the whole contract? Would many be pleased?

Hey
how do we feel about Cait Sith?

>>39505524
They belong on /trash/ and only /trash/

39505504
39505477
now kiss and fuck, you faggots. Then commint a murder suicide
39505524
fuck off furfaggot back to trash

>>39505524
Drawing one in that stupid Jack o pose right now

>>39505504
You're the new fag for not being able to tolerate a dogshit post marked as a joke. It says plenty that all you can say is "n-newfag" and "k-kill yourself" in response to anything said. Are you capable of independent thought? We know you're not capable of enforcing anything, so learn to roll your eyes and move on. Also learn that continuing to respond is shitting up the thread far more than the post you responded to.

>>39505524
They cute

>another bitchwar brewing
Typical
In other news, I like fox hags.

>>39498790
https://files.catbox.moe/esz994.mp4
Your automaton may be pretty cool, but can she do this?

>Faggot posting zoomershit "totally ironically hur hur"
>Now furniggers posting
Totally not the same person though, nope absolutely not.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD FURNIGGERS

>>39505524
Furfags deserve the rope.

>>39505508
>What do you want to do when you grow up
Marry teacher
>What are your career aspirations
Househusband to a hakutaku
>Where do you see yourself in five years?
Bouncing me and teacher's daughter on my knee

Poor hakus gonna pass out when she reads that