/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39480526
i was drawing a bunny

>>39480526
Not yet, but she will be.

>>39480526
Better late than never. Besides, I'm sure she has a few ways to keep celebrating easter all through the night

>>39480526

SHOG BOOBA

>Dom shog or kiki lady summoning a human boy to have in her mansion so she can finally be a proper maid.

demons are too high maintenance, getting a normal succubus is only but a logical decision!

>>39480619
But demons perform high maintenance.

>>39480619
succ is best, demon is just blueberry flavor succ

>>39480526
Its still easter, daughteru creation can commence.

Tight abs are for making them gravid with litters of babies!

>>39480673
Haha imagine getting raped and this would be broadcasted on kitsune news

>>39480526
Yes, but its ok. She's always welcome.

>>39480616
The Shog is the only answer there, kiki is unworthy

BEEN A WHILE.

>>39480526
Wish easter eggs weren't so expensive lately.

hey all. Hope you guys had a good easter. I got back another commission of my cait sith wife being silly.

>>39480665
>walk up to muscle monster
>slap her abs
>tell her your gonna absolutely destroy these with kids

Sneky snek

>>39480684
Cute fox

>>39480722
The ultimate challenge of a muscle monster, keeping her abs post pregnancy

>The Order is in the deepest crisis of its rulership and steals highly heretical demon rituals designed to summon heroes from other worlds.
>Anon, an average gamer that has bought a few plants, started watering them sometimes, and called that gardening in the hopes of surfiving the coming end of the world, is on his yard.
>A blinding light engulfs him. He appears at the atrium of an unknown church.
>"Shit, we failed! The spell just summoned a normal human!"
>"Wait, what is that plant with him? It looks Venomous."
>"Uuh... It´s a potato plant?"
>"What is its purpose?"
>"It grows potatoes so you can eat?"
>"So you say this plant is edible? How do you cultivate it?"
>"You just separate the tubers, bury them in the soil, forget about them for a year, then come back, dig out the tubers, boil them and eat them?
>"That doesn´t sound convincing at all."
>"Here, boil this one and eat it mashed with butter. You guys have butter, right?"
>And so, Anon becomes the Order´s saviour, as his peerless domain over farming has made famines non existant.
>Meanwhile, a Lilim is working day and night to orgainze a Demon Crusade because her Husband Summoning scroll was stolen.

>>39480526
Soo... was the game just a scam?

>>39480526
>Out of those cream eggs that everyone seems to be buying
>Offers to help you make some cream pies instead

>>39480694
A loving dominatrix maid is what I want either way.

>>39480743
a losing battle, anon is just going to knock her up again

>>39480765
No, the translators hired scammed him.

>>39480526
luv me sum bun

>>39480803
Incorrect, she will have abs after that first pregnancy and can claim a point, they will now move onto the next round to see if he can ruin them this time.

thinking about It, this picture is very /jp/

>>39480813
>Muscle wife just recovered from her 10th pregnancy
>Gave birth to quintuplets
>She gets back her rock hard abs by the end of the week
>Challenges her husband to try again to see if he can ruin them
>She’s hoping she gets pregnant with octuplets this time

>>39480813
>claim a point
how will they keep score? keep a chart on the fridge?

>>39480532
>bunny
fun fact the original english word for bunny was actually cunny

>>39480845
Exactly.
And they say those muscle monsters don't train their brains.
Clever girls they are,

Gonna have a Mino or Jinko laughing about the brood she has and how she's kept her abs.

>>39480852
Yes, Anon gets a point for every time she comes out of the pregnancy without her rock hard abs.
She has one for every time she comes out with them.
First person to three points wins

>>39480859
whats the prize?

Have a egg laying bunny.

>>39480865
When one side gets three points they get the greatest prize of all.
Bragging rights.

>>39480881
>greatest prize
>not "all the friends(kids) we made along the way"

>>39480900
Those aren't prizes, those are the points.
And they both share them after the game is over.

marry and have children with dark elves

>>39480868
Bird is too smug, I want to grab her by the pigtails and rail her in her ass until it won't stop gaping.

if monster girls were real, they'd make you incredibly uncomfortable with how sexual they behave, almost like how a poor defenseless woman would feel next to a big, aggressive sex offender. just the thought of even interacting with them will shoot an image of getting instant-loss'd by them in your mind

>>39480963
id be a tease tho

>>39480942
they have views that i don't agree with as a human man

>>39480942
only if they are nice

>>39480942
mannnush body

>>39480963

>>39480963
where is the bad part?

>>39480963
Probably if it happened in public.

>>39480954
Railing the bird only confirms to her that she's sexy, making her smugger.

>>39480985
human boys should not have silly things like opinions

Reminder that even the most extremist of Lims are still just young women at heart looking for love. Even if you oppose them in battle, you need to be gentle and let them down easy. Reject them too harshly and they might come back with a vengeance. Not even a god can save you if hurt them so bad their mother gets involved.

>>39480854
>>39480859
Muscular monsters with a huge pregnancy and breeding fetish are so based

>>39481018
We need more of them.
The lack of them is criminal

>>39480753
But that still begs the question:

Will this stop the evil monsters and save humanity degenerative hedonism?

>>39480868
My bunny has a spade tail and calls me ‘bro’ is something wrong with it?

Give me fox milk or give me death

>>39481068
You don't get to order the fox around, replicant. She coul use her prehensile tails to force you to fuck her FAT ass against your will for that.

These nuns have some scary hips

>>39481027
The contrast of keeping her fit body but wanting to make her belly fat and round with babies activates something in my brain

>>39481018
I'm personally more into pregnant corpses, it doesn't matter if they are muscular or plump

>>39481127
Abs are mean for ruining with baby bumps.
Its known and serves monsters well.

>>39481135
>Lich leans in closely while holding a notepad.
>"Is that so? Please explain more"

>>39481120
I need a holy ghost nun gf

No fox will be safe. I have acquired an electric razor. My war begins today, the mofu threat will be defeated!

>>39481135
Breaking the laws of nature by getting your skeleton wife pregnant is the best feeling in the world

DO NOT TRUST FOXES WITH UDDERS
THEY'RE COWS, NOT FOXES

>"Are you the delivery boy? You've got the ingredients I've been looking for? This brew of mine is going to be the mother of all Terror Bioweapons."

>>39481185
MGE skellies do have that meaty middle to support such a thing.
Otherwise...ectoplasmic energy maybe?

>all this foxposting
Guess that means more Tanuki butts for me to slap!

>>39481224
>Foxes are trustworthy
>Cows are super trustworthy
>Somehow cowfoxes are not trustworthy
Doesn't check out, I'm still meeting that big titty fox in a back alley at midnight like she asked.

>>39481171
Good way to end up missing some fingers and working in the darkest tofu manufactury for the rest of your life. Such a heinous crime is unforgivable.

>>39481236
Sorry that sounds extremely dangerous. A fox has been deploying to your location to protect you 24/7, even in her sleep

>>39481227
yea sure thats $20.99 plus tip

>>39481224
>imagine being this insecure
lol, like the kids say now of days lamo

>fox posting

>>39481265
>fox posting
yes

>>39481245
This poor fox is going to develop Post-Tail Shaving Disorder. Fortunately, I'm a trained the rapist.

>>39480942
I want a proper dark elf, not a treehugger with a suntan.

>>39480616
Dom Shog if willing to make full use of her unique physiology, Kiki if not

>>39481265
>he ones stripping each other on the floatie
hot

>>39481227
We humans already have enough of that shit in our world. Do you know how to make a love potion instead?

>>39481265
gimme ran!!!

>>39481227
Look lady, I know you ordered 37 crates of baja blast, it's okay, nobody is judging you.

Man I sure do love serving the pharaoh, I sure hope there aren't any snakes that are planning on overthrowing her

>>39481334
She does but the real magic is the love that forms making the love potion due to the trials it takes to get the various items and methods of making it thus rendering it a worthless potion.

>>39481224
All foxes are trustworthy, i don't know what you're talking about.

>no evil human sorceress that slowly corrupts into a Dark Mage as she slowly becomes more obsessed over her darling apprentice that's saved her from various predicaments

>>39481305
We've been over this, anon. I want spider vagina, not a vagina that's full of spiders.

I don't want a trustworthy fox, I want a fox that tricks an deceives me until I am caught in her web of lies and can't escape her machinations

>>39481376
cant you have both?

>>39481383
This, evil and your only hope of saving the world is to keep her pregnant and distracted from completing her wicked schemes.

These damn foxes are getting more bolder recently, she’s not even trying to be subtle this time!

i want to wake in a fox village

>>39480526

SLIME ME NOW SHOGGI!

I love my harpy jub jub wife.

>>39481490
that artist makes me go HNNNNNGH as well as Late Night

How do I fix a mindflayer with shit skills in planting of false memories?
>Was childhood friends with her
>Yet met her at highschool and instantly fell for her
>At the same time she was the old lady across the street from me constantly baking me sweets
>Also had my first time with her in highschool behind the bleachers, and skipping class, and in the nurse's office
>She can't decide when we first did it
>Also forgot to change my memories before I was 10 and never bothered to properly make my street name match, the school's name and the towns name

>>39481461
/monster/niggers please go and stay go

>>39481507
Sounds like she needs some lessons in writing or story telling. You should introduce her to a hakutaku or phantom.

>>39481460
>get isekaied to another world
>wake up on a gravel road deep in the forest somewhere
>follow the road which leads to a small village
>seems to be only populated by foxes
>the younger ones notice you and start to crowd around you
>they start shoving you around, trying to get your clothes off
>they're kissing, touching and getting in your pants
>next thing you know you're on the ground in the middle of an orgy
>few months later and you have a couple of pregnant wives
bad end

>>39481544
>Implying I wouldn't push past the flat foxes and go for the curvy hags
They can get the next loser

I want to marry a trapdoor spider

>>39481544
oh no dude, my bloodline

>>39481383
Alright here

>>39481461
>Cunny corner
kek

>>39481566
Say what you will about FGO the devs know their audience.

>>39481544
im going to ask for single aunties and start yelling for help

>>39481584
Sucks that the OG barely gets exposure. Cat got participation in Seraphix, while Vitch was instead a big chungus unrelated to them.
And then Beast Nero foxcrept her.

>>39481531
Look Nav, if you want me to run a smol cow dairy just say so.

How do I escape evil cuddles from an evil bunyip?

>>39481626
escape?

>>39481626
you could trying making a loud noise

>>39481626
a smug grin will cause the yip to start spilling spagetthin while she does her cute chunni monoluge

>>39481618
Part of it is that Caster Nero was released VERY early on into the game when they were afraid of making canon servants "For You".
Saber Nero has the same issue, hence why Nero Bride is the Summer and "For You" servant.

She's stuck in this weird spot of being "Not for you" until Summer Tama came out.
Cat could technically also be the wafiu version but she's almost a completely different attitude/character.

But yeah, Vitch is....a weird case is all I'll say and their use of Beast Nero is curious to say the least as that sounds like its technically not "Beast of Revelations Nero".
In short, I still want to see rider Nero and the other Tama tails.

Not enough fox hags

>>39481544
You think I can't punt away some tiny foxes? Where are my fox milkies

>>39481680

>>39481694
For every seal I pull off her, her chest gets bigger.

>>39481682
>You think I can't punt away some tiny foxes?
I said they where younger, i never specified what age. They could be in their mid 50's for all you know.

>Shrinekeeper Anon realizing just how fucked he is (physically and metaphorically) as he watches the evil fox he needed to keep contained peel of the seals one by one like some sort of striptease

>>39481702
too young, aint a pedo

what is the quickest way to get mind-broken in monster girl land?

>>39481710
>ma'am please put those back on
>please i really need this job
>aw shucks and on my first day
surely she's not evil enough to ruin anon's job right?

>>39481710
Shrinekeeper Anon is, and will always be, rapebait.

>>39481722
yell that you would never lose to monster pussy

>>39481722
OD on holst milk

To any flying aerial heroes or hero-tier S Class Pilots:

Be careful when fighting the fearsome Ace Harpys when in the air. Be especially careful when you hear spicy flamenco music music playing and when said Ace Harpy starts spouting and talking about borders and wiping the slate clean.

>>39481750
Poor girl must be getting made fun of for having such small breasts.

>>39481710
If I'm going to die, I'm going to die fighting.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to breed buns not just on easter, but the days after as well.
Big and buff or meek and soft, ensure the buns are treated well.

Is it true holst breasts are actually only A cups but the milk makes their breasts swell up, so if you drink enough milk a holst could be flat?

>>39481807
Nobody knows.
Are you willing to find out?

>>39481818
I will drink all the milk
All of it.

>>39481807
I only drink Dragon milk

>>39481807
holst milk? please thats old stuff
cool guy like me only drinks the finest lich milk

mesugaki sabbath
men forced to be corrected by little brats!

>>39481865
me too, but jabberwock milk and wurm milk is where its at

>>39481865
spicy milk
>>39481876
spoiled milk

>>39481876
Undead are icky anon.

>>39481858
Make sure to get the milk directly from the tap to guarantee they aren't providing you with decoy milk from a different source

>>39481888
my friend,whose is uncultred in the ways of milk, spicy milk is hellhounds and lava golems

>>39481882
what happens when they didn't need correction?

>>39481818
Minatour pits

>>39481903
Spider ogre milk

>>39481892
youre icky

>>39481876
cold smart cow milk....

>>39481882
Momonika Sabbath is probably a lot like that whenever they come across men who “aren’t interested” in sabbath monsters

>>39481907
they need to be forced to become lolicons somehow

Big, soft, and white (white)

>>39481892
Undead are the best, specially zombies. Impreganting a mi dless body seeking warmth makes me so fucking hard, specially a zombie giving birth to a healthy children or another zombie

>>39481964
undead are the best

>>39481964
Need ghost wife
Need zombie wife
Need skeleton wife
Need ghoul wife
Need vampire wife
Need dragon zombie wife
Bros... why are the undead so erotic?

>>39481964
Making new life procreating with reanimated corpses is my most wildest fantasy

I love monster girls.

>>39481984
Because you haven't gotten rid of your "gravetouched" debuff yet

>>39481883
ChocolateWock milk

>>39482007
you get it, buts its more of a cookies and cream flavor

>Vampire bites my mom
>Introduces herself as my new auntie
>Constantly hangs around the house bothering me
>Always asks me what kinda girls I like
>Asks me if I'm dating
>When I say no she begins bringing over other vampires she made
How do I deal with a wannabe cupid vampire?

>>39482014
bang her

>>39481865
my wife feeds me a healthy supply of cherry milk.

>>39482043
This is a dangerous zone
Adventurers be warned

>>39481984
The more forbidden and taboo it is, the more your inner mind is attracted to it

>>39482051
>no matter how much you push l and r you can't break out of the grapple
why do they even put the struggle bar there

>>39482089
you see a struggle bar, she sees a horny bar

>>39482089
i want this creepy corpse

>>39481481
MELD WITH HER!

>>39482013
Delicious.

>>39482014
>Always asks me what kinda girls I like
Respond by saying "You" to her
>Asks me if I'm dating
Tell her that you're saving yourself to get married to her

>>39482128
its just as sweeet as her kisses

>>39482132
>how to get a centuries old hag vamp to blush
you're gonna get drained anon

>>39481490
Is she fucking invincible?

>>39482256
>kot removing her bra for (you)
lewd

>>39482299
her strength is proportional to her horniness

>>39481350
>new latenight
>it's apophis
nice

>>39482184
I will drain her ovaries of her eggs

>>39482299
>>39482335
yes.

slimetime

>>39481461
finally, we know her real motives

>>39482014
>How do I deal with a wannabe cupid vampire?
Sounds like an opportunity to me. Take her out to go birdwatching and find the human girl closest to your ideal. One bite later and bam! Hand-picked vampire waifu.

Peach and brown skinned lilims are good but it's the pink-skinned ones you have to watch out for.

>>39482424
Shog will always be the superior slime

What are the undead slums like?

>manga from our world ends up in MGE
>order finds out about op isekai mcs
>they find a way to summon people from this world
>summon bunch of Anons
>they think they will finally turn the tide
>utter disappointment when it turns that the only special ability Anons have is that they cum even more easily to monsters
>most of them defect/run away as soon as they can
>then they manage to summon HFYfags and other edge Lords and chuunis
>finally, at least someone who cares
>they get instalossed

>>39482424

>>39482717

>>39482707
It's not my fault the nice old fox lady held my hand

>>39482707
And what if they Isekai summon the /tg/ Warhammer nerds?

>>39482807
Fuck off

>>39482547
>Being unable to rape an Anon through conventional means, the sloth had to adapt to the world around her
>Her limited mobility left only one option: ambushing

>>39482658
its a graveyard

>>39482717
>>39482738
qt quicksilver(?) slime

>>39482874
Such a broken record you are. Don't you have any other better response?

>>39482876
>Dropbear mamamo

>>39483196
I had the same thought. I'd welcome some big booty sloths.

>>39482807
They share the same fate of all edgefags - instantly fall in love with the first (monster) woman that doesn't look at them as if they were walking garbage

>>39482717
>Dex Vs. Str

I want to a bard to a strong Monster warrior.

>>39480619
Nah nah get both

>>39481224
Loli foxes are not for lewd they are for hugs!

>>39480526

>>39482707
>instalossed
stop making me envious

Those who resist dark elves will be subjected to tickle torture.

Gonna challenge a lizard girl to all sorts of random challenges but never an actual fight.

>>39483751
I'm okay with this. I'm not ticklish.

>>39481907
>>39481949
What happened to Bomberman would be the fate of most neglected series if monster girls took over.

>>39483942
What if she gets way too into the card game challenge?

>>39480963
how horrible, haha

>>39480963
>they'd make you incredibly uncomfortable
But getting shoved into mofu is extremely comfy?

>>39484078
You think it's comfy until you're in the train and two foxes much taller than you are sandwich you between their tails for the entirety of the commute.
You'd leave that train a broken mess.

>>39480963
Don't forget that the moment you think about it, they know. And thinking about it is consent for them.

>>39484258
>Anon goes to buy some donuts in the local shop
>Succubus cashier keeps making lewd innuendos
>Asks him if he's down to glaze her donut tonight
>Anon visualizes the request
>He was then raped on the spot
>At least he got his donuts free

>>39483031
its a metal slime
dodges everything, and tanks hits that land, also runs away alot
but if you DO beat it, its a massive amound of exp

>Anon is the most notorious slave trader known in MGE world
>His trafficking of mg slaves is so rutheless that even the most devoted of the Order shows disgust at him
>But actually anon was forced into the 'slave trading' by desperate CC mgs, as they made him sell them off to their 'masters'. As his reputation as a slave trader, i.e. matchmaker grew, the more CCs visit him, comepleting the vicious cycle where anon gets buried more and more in to the business he desperately tries to escape from

>>39484033
>What if she gets way too into the card game challenge?
Now I'm just imagining a lizard girl getting increasingly aroused as you play against her.
Best out of five and by game four and her chair is drenched in her own love juices.

>>39484797
>Anon's fame is so great that even a perverted Lilim with a bunch of her high-ranking CC friends hired him to fulfill their dream of being sold at a hush-hush slave auction deep inside Order territory

>>39484860
I wanna buy a "slave" lilim.
Not sure what would happen but at least it would be interesting.

Moon rabbits are utterly useless, only good for their sex appeal.

>>39484875
>Overly-enthusiastic "slave" Lilim can barely hide her excitement and keeps asking Anon when her slave training starts
>Also won't shut up about all the whip types and other punishment tools
>But anon just wanted someone to talk to and maybe cuddle occasionally

>>39484922
she will face punishment serving me as a living dakimakura.

>>39484922
Gonna break my new slave in by drinking tea with her and holding her hand.

>>39481800
They're gonna have the entire next year to themselves.

>>39481018
pregnant muscle monsters reduce my thinking capabilities to a near zero percent
why are they so fucking hot

good morning, i dreamt of fat bunny thighs on my dick

i need bunnies

>>39485198
Muscular monsters are hot on their own. Pregnancy is the result of (You) and her loving each other and the next logical step after marriage, when you know you're going to stay together for the rest of your lives.

>>39484860
Gonna save Pharaoh-sama!

>>39480963
yeah but the big aggressive sex offender in this circumstance also has boobs bigger than my head and wants me to make her dinner before taking a nap

>>39485489
By 'save', you of course mean 'buy', right?

i want to be sold off to some rich fat perverted hag

>>39485520
Buying her freedom is an option. Then I will travel with her and help her reclaim her kingdom.

>>39485558
Lame. Take her to an apophis instead.

I want to see a story where a female knight finds out about a transformative item and goes on a quest wuth her best friend without out telling him her intentions to become a monster

>>39485581
Nah, that's the lamest ending. I prefer the "kingdom of the sun" ending.

With the demon lord as my witness, I'll get an elf harem or die trying.

>>39485716
elf harem get!

>>39485716
sorry, you get a dark elf mistress

game where you have to save a princess from an evil king and an unknown curse
neutal ending
>you save the princess form the evil king and the curse is cured, the king gives you a medal
good eding
>you marry the princess
100% compleation
>the curse is a monster curse what ever your actions during the game determines how she'll turn
>she turns just before the finall battle and joins the fight for cool tag team fighting

>>39481882
Momonika is the msgk sabbath, except they're the ones getting corrected as it should be.

>>39485558
>>39485581
What a lame pharaoh to get enslaved and not even by an apophis. She deserves to have all her territory smitten with frogs.

>>39485716
i want to get a harem of haughty ojou sama elves

Should I go with git bash or cygwin?

A haughty ojou-sama should be an objectively higher being whose superiority is indisputable. She should inspire awe in all who behold her.
That's why wights, lilims and dragons make the best ojou-samas

How do you think subway trains would be in a world full of monstergirls? I would say that they are places where you could easily find some guy screwing his wife or some poor business man getting molested by some monster.

>>39483623
Cute aircraft carrier.

>>39485716
I take 1 elf only as my bride and i will make a army of cute pointy eared children

>>39480526

>>39485716
What do elves think about humans who also have blond hair and green/blue eyes?

>>39480526

>>39486411
!

>>39486455
just love her face and how tall she is

i want to raid the police station for sgt. anubis

>>39486656
You're going to get gangbanged by the whole SWAT team.

>>39486707
>>39486707
the perfect and elegant kiki, way better than a pile of goop
>>39486840
I wasn't raised and taught clown guerilla warfare by my bogie mom for no reason

MOMMY

>>39486927
When the portals come your mother will look like this. Think about that.

>>39485879
>She deserves to have all her territory smitten with frogs.
Fun fact: each plague sent to Egypt during exodus was in mockery of their own gods.

>>39486927
i want to make many kids with her

>>39486927

>>39486940
God I hope not...
>>39486949
Based

>>39486940
Good for my dad

>>39486927
gross

>>39486954
Cute

give me monsters at school and what groups/cliques they fall into

>My royal pussy shall graciously accept your cock's tribute.

>>39487072

Vampires with sweet cars.

>>39486927
>tfw ywn be breastefed by her as you grow up

>>39487125

39487188
fuck off, faggot

Best couple

>>39482707
If I get isekaied I promise to open the portals here and do a reverse invasion on this world to retrieve the fags who got left behind. The setting is based around loyalty and I refuse to abandon the thread compatriots who've given me hope over the years.

>>39486799
>tfw no bombshell demon mistress to call me nice things in her ancient demon language

>>39486799

What to do with a chesh that is lackluster and morose?

>>39487383
be the smug that plays with ms. boring

>>39481018
Now we're cooking.

>>39484860
>multiple men putting their hands on a monster
they're practically used goods at this point

The cat kingdom should be the British Australia of the MGE world. Men who misbehave get sent to the prison country, in this case, get sent to cat girl prison for saying no to a succubus

>>39484860
Need a Lilim slave

>>39487487
The picture is pretty much blasphemy

Dom shog is the shog I want.

>>39487487
It's not ntr if you're double teaming with a bro

Need to be a lilim's slave.

7620
Huh, b8 by a homosexual, why am I not surprised?

>>39487635
Slave to lilim thighs and legs

>>39487635
Need to be the slave of a pharaoh, manticore, wight and hellhound after they all pitch in to buy me. I will never see the light of day again as my face is used as a permanant seat while another rides me.

>>39487255
I wouldn't be bringing people like 7620 though if I can help it. They can stay to get mindflayed, to remove heretical thoughts.

>>39487660
Such is the fate of human boys. Though you are going to be needing some potions to keep up with those four. At least in the period before becoming an incubus.

i want a mommycore

>>39487707
Probably won't take too long with four of the most powerful rape machines in the world using me for all I'm worth. Taking in the demonic energy of a pharaoh and a wight alone would expedite the process greatly. I'll need to have a lot of stamina to keep up with them, so chief god knows what will happen to my body.

>>39487547
I want to pet the pharaoh snake

>>39487487
it's not NTR if all those multiple men are your clones

today is another day to love my wife, and harpies.

>>39487506
I'll accept that bloody accent if it means I get a cute cat ruler wife to punish me by licking all over.
>>39487678
some people don't want to be saved.

>>39482600
>Shog seeks to meld with her mastah, to become one with him and take care of his needs and desires

>>39487835
>"Lets just turn him into an undead incubus right now!"
>meanwhile anon is gasping for air underneath big wight ass

mondays

>>39487774
>mommycore
>she feeds you with her breasts while she is feeding on you with her tail.
Very underrated

>>39488201
>Wight upset because she didn't get the chance to use her lamentation mushroom she'd been saving for years
>Pharaoh scolding her for using your face too hard
>Hellhound and manticore bickering over how big hubby is going to be downstairs once he changes

Beware the gaze of monsters anon. Even a simple look can be enough to sway a man’s from the riotous path.

>>39480526

>>39488293

>>39488209
>get """adopted""" by a CC Manticore as per the new laws regarding unmarried men over a certain age
>expect to get drained on the first day and generally never walk straight again
>turns out she's the sweetest person you've ever met and she only very slowly introduces you to the pleasures her tail can bring

>>39486850
>not taught gorilla warfare by his Kakuen mom
sounds like yer gettin' gangbanged to me, anon

>>39487563
Someone needs to write a story on that Shog

>>39488350
Stern, regal mommycore who is also very loving and sweet!

>>39480526
>He betrays his race just to get some pussy

>>39488522
>pic
That's a really good view. This, but with my perfect kiki maid

>>39488522
Happily. I'm going to backstab the hero, throw open the town gates, spread pro-monster propaganda, detonate the dark matter, expose collaborators, sell out everyone I know. All so humans know their rightful place as monster property!

>>39488606
BASED

>>39488606
Open the city gates and prostrate before the divine demon ladies!

>>39488318
Oops!

>>39488645

>>39488522
Maybe if humanity wasn’t so bad, men wouldn’t turn to monsters for love.

>>39488645
I can't prostrate myself to our saviours just yet. If I get corrupted with demonic energy it'll be harder for me to sneak into towns and cities to sabotage their defenses! Hopefully they'll save a pretty lady for me when my work is done.

>>39488522
Betray? No. I am doing humanity a favor. Embrace the future.

>>39488454
gorilla warfare is when you go banasa and that ewont work, I'll take a more skillfull and tactial apporach but sneaking in and slowly taking the cops in the station and put them to sleep, one by one, unti I get to my target and steal her, by the time the rest wake up, no one knwis who took Sgt. Anubis

>>39488522
Is it really betrayal if they never wanted me in the first place?

>>39488522
I just want someone to love me...

Remember: You CAN fight back
>This message is not responsible for any rapes occurring after attempts to fight back

>>39487563
>Dom tendencies mixed with Shog's insane, obsessive personality
Enjoy never being allowed to leave her body, not even when going outside. If you've been good she might let your head peek out from between her boobs for the day.

>>39487774
I like mommy wurm better

I want a Dragon Zombie wife

>>39488561

>>39488522
Elves are humans just better so it's not betreyal
Remember half elves are a thing

>>39488522
Yeah why would you ever want to be with some monster. Now why don’t we go on an expedition to defeat a local vampire.

>>39488522
Ask not what you can do for your country.
Ask what your country did to you.

>>39489329
Undead monsters going crazy for living men!

Hags

>>39489329
I can already feel my standards eroding to the point I'd take any monster girl, not just one I like.

>>39489361
90% of us in this thread would lose to slimes.

>>39489405
I would never lose to slimes!

>>39489360

>>39489360
Yees.

>>39489196
The best maid!

>>39489405
Let's not go that far. But maybe a chesire

>>39489405
Would it be so bad? She could take whatever form you like and satisfy you in ways most monsters can’t.

>>39489429
i need a tanuki hag to bother

>>39489412
You'll get overly confident and try to grind one too many slime without going back to heal.
That one slime will land a lucky crit and make you her husband.

>>39489196
A Sakuya shog is fine too

>>39489449
She's not very meaty though. Are slimes even warm like women?

>>39489031
Sounds hot. Though I would eventually demand to be let out. To play video games and whatnot. I am still her master. I really like the "dom maid, but I am still her master" dynamic.

>go so gym classes
>obviously get sweaty
>succs decide for your health you need a thorough cleaning then and there
What do?

>>39489360
Stop lusting after old barren whores, go for the young fertile girls

>>39489540
And I don’t? What would she do about it, rape m-

>>39489405
Yeah probably. I'm at a point I'd even be happy with matangos. I hate Bicorns because I don't like harems but even then I'd just fuck that mindset out of her.
My only worry about slimes is if they can really feel me. I want them to feel good too not just me.

>>39489443
>Maybe
Don’t kid yourself, 4chan is prime cheshire hunting grounds. The moment wonderland gets a working internet connection and the cats learn about shitposting, it’s over for all of us

>>39489487
You never begin a fight at anything less than 100% hp and the ability to survive at 1 HP. If you're that stupid you deserve the random crit.

>>39489495
Depends on the slime.

>>39489570
>Actual chesires Photoshop themselves into the cum jar

HAG
SEX

>>39486201
Would an ojou sama hobgoblin be acceptable? She has over 10 servants and K cup breasts after all.

>>39486201

HONK HONK
THE MILK TRUCK IS HERE

>>39486236
There would be a cabin for couples, one for single men and a "anything goes" cabin.

>>39486455
Poor girl, there is probably some JK shortstack Holst in the same cabin grinding their breasts on a boy, meanwhile This Mino is too shy to even say hi to the man next to her.