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Now that's pretty awesome bird.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9126803

wwwwwwww

Sugoi!

Ducks are the best birds. Let me explain why.

Usually, mating in birds is a mere meeting of the cloacae of both partners. Pretty much all bird species have no penis equivalent. This is, of course, excluding waterfowl. You see, ducks are the amongst the few vertebrates to practice forced copulation. So common is this practice that in some species one third of all copulations is rape, and some male ducks feature dicks almost as long as they are ("The Australian blue duck, for example, has a penis so large that when it finishes copulating the bird has to turn on its back and stuff its penis back into its cloaca. " ) But all is not well for the male bird, because the female has an extremely potent defense. Her oviduct is a long labyrinth full of spirals, ridges, sacs and other such dead ends, designed to block the male from successfully depositing sperm. Trying to rape an unwilling female duck would just result in a dick sore from hitting all those walls. Plus, the spirals are clockwise while the penis of the male duck is counterclockwise, further blocking copulation attempts.

The pictured bird also apparently has a brush-like structure on the tip of its penis, which it uses to scrub away the sperm of the female's previous mates. Cassowaries, the modern equilavent to velociraptors (Jurassic Park variant, not turkey variant) also have rather... interesting equipment, detailed on next post.

>The male cassowary has an organ that looks remarkably like a penis. This phallus does not discharge semen internally. It is "invaginated," having a tube-like roll of tissue that opens at the tip of the "penis", but is not connected internally to the male reproductive organs. The male's vagina-like cavity is used to retract the phallus by turning it "inside out" (so the non-erect "penis" resembles the finger of a glove pushed inward). While the male inserts his erect phallus into the female during mating, he ejaculates semen through his cloaca, an orifice at the base of the phallus that also doubles as the bird's anus and urinary organ.

>All female cassowaries also have a phallus, which is essentially identical to the male's phallus in structure but smaller. The "female phallus" is sometimes referred to as a clitoris, but it would be equally valid to speak of a "male clitoris," since the male cassowary's "penis" is not an ejaculatory organ. The cassowary's genital anatomy exhibits a juxtaposition of "masculine" and "feminine" traits: both sexes possess a penis/clitoris and also have another genital orifice that doubles as an anus.

An entire species of dickgirls.

>>3943806
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>>3943551
I wouldn't want to know what the hell they put in that drink...

>>3943551
that was kind of heinous - tricking the cockatiel into thinking that can was another bird, which triggers it's territorial instincts and causes it to attack it nonstop. Such petty "entertainment", if you can even call it that.

>>3943873
There are other movies with that bird hitting other things than cans with birds on them. So I think he doesn't do that because of instincts.

Chocobo-can?

>>3943549
stop spamming ure crappy clone boards on ano
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>>3943806
>which it uses to scrub away the sperm of the female's previous mates
I knew it, female ducks are all sluts.

>>3943943
That's pretty much how it is with just about any phallic animal actually.

>>3943551

This is the greatest bird video I've ever seen.

I hope that this becomes a daily dose!

Japanese bird haet FF13

Why does the bird do that?

>>3943551
fuck man, I lol'd

>>3945739
cockatiels seem to love to tab their beaks on stuff, it's a way of claiming ownership of something. Mine would tap his perches.

though in this video, it doesn't really look like an ownership thing..

How do I watch video?

i wish to see this bird play Taiko

>>3945739

I think he hates the bird that's on the can.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9070146

I AM CONFUS

>>3945755
my cockatoos like to flip their water dish upside down over their heads and hoop around like a bunch of idiots.

I need to record it sometime.

This is the best thing ever

>>3945804
I hope he is not in that cage too often, it looks too small. Be nice to your birds, BOOF-kun.

>>3945818
the cage is 8x8x11

>>3945867

You should keep a loli in it instead.

>>3945804

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4736564

like that OP bird?

Poor bird. you can tell by the way he fluffs up his wings that he's just trying to defend himsself

oh god
i want one
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4958144

I don't know any Japanese. Which sentence sounds the best:
1. インコちゃんが自殺して始めました*
2. インコちゃんが自殺を始めました*
3. Neither

*Better to use インコちゃんは？

>>3946028
Furthermore, would
インコちゃんが（は？）自殺(を/して）始めていました sound natural?

Maybe the bird likes the sound it makes?

Either way I love that bird.

>>3946028
That roughly means "Inko-chan began/started to commit suicide."
Is that what you mean?

The whole thing isn't too natural but I think 自殺し始めました is a better way.

>>3946159
thank you
名無しは感謝して終わりました

Stupid Japanese Bird meme

>>3946279
As if you werent stupid enough. You say the same stupid thing with the same stupid image.