/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Heeh, nice Easter eggs you got there. Would be a real shame if someone stole them.

>>39427680
>Edition

>>39427741
Pardon me anon it's my first thread ever...

>>39427680
>edition
>premature thread

>>39427767
Don't kill me please...

>>39427787
>>39427767
She can absorb me though!

>>39427767
>1911s
shoggy got taste

ANGEL
LOVE !

I'm fucking sick of this shit. If it's been a day and we're at both bump and image limit, we can make a new thread.
If you have a problem, blame elfsimps, foxsluts, and boats.
And above all those disgusting deviantart spammers that you should be reporting.
>muh edition
So what? We don't even link back to the previous threads, despite pretty much everyone else doing that now.

/mgt/ needs to adapt or die.

>>39428002
We'll be fine.

>>39428002
>blame elfsluts
please sir I can't help myself

Do mamono still get the energy if you take them up the ass?

>>39428116
Read the setting materials. Just about every part of a mamono can be used for extraction, including the ass and mouth. They can absord spirit energy through the skin, most likely.

>>39428116
>>39428190
Had to look it up. From Succubus Notebook:

>Since they sustain themselves with men's mana, not only the vagina and mouth, but any place on their whole body is also capable of absorbing mana with high efficiency and is equipped with a “sense of taste” for tasting mana. It goes without saying for the vagina and mouth, which are the places where a monster can taste mana most deliciously, but they can even deliciously absorb mana released in their breasts or hands, etc. Also, “mana”, which is the vital energy possessed by living things, is most highly concentrated in men's semen, but it's also contained in sweat, saliva, etc., and it is also something that is naturally continuously released from a man's body, though only in minuscule amounts. That is to say, although the best treat for the Inma is when semen is ejaculated by their husband, the very act of joining together in sexual intercourse is itself a feeding activity in which they can deliciously devour their husband, and to state it further, even just by snuggling up to their husband and spending time with him, they can get a great feeling of ecstasy and satisfaction.

Death by undead meat suffocation

>>39428345
This is how I want to become an undead incubus

>>39427680

I want to be kidnapped by the mofu mafia

I gotta say, a green realm farm town feels like the comfiest place to get portaled to

I want to repopulate places with this dragon goddess

>>39428670
I bet a cow typed this post

>>39427680

>>39428823
There's nothing comfy about a town that can be full of Minotauresses at any time.
>this post is sponsored by the New Wales Male Residency Initiative

>>39427714
Who steals easter eggs? That's kinda sad.

>>39428889
I don't know, getting a lap pillow while drinking milk sounds pretty comfy to me.

I love my jub wife!!!!!

>>39427787
Silly Anon, she wouldn't kill you, merely have you meld with he for some time!

>>39428966
Get a haircut, hippie.

>>39429000
Ornithologists don't get haircuts

>>39428954
It's okay, but have you considered Satyros wine with a little bit of goat cheese with your lap pillow?
>this post is sponsored by the New Wales Male Residency Initiative

How would a satyr descended from shub-niggurath feel/be like?

>>39429093
Used to sibling infighting

>>39429093
Black-furred mongol goats who drink their own fermented milk to drive them into a mating frenzy.

>Anon sets himself the goal of sexing his way to the top,starting from the lowly beings like shoggoths,mindflayers and nightgaunts,climbing to the great old ones then the outer gods and finally azzathoth herself

>>39427680
Hebizuri
https://imgur.com/a/j1WRiZI

>>39429171
My mind likely would be broken but I consider it worth it still want to be melded with Shog though

>>39429000
never.

>Big booty office lady mindflayer wife using me as a pillow for her office chair when I am in squid form

>>39427714
Stupid mouse, those eggs are from the snake pit!

>>39429218
Where do you take her on a date?

>>39429226
the picture is bullshit a dhampir would never treat her man like that

>>39429254
She is just doing the "when in rome..." thing.

>>39429254
she has that face of "When can we go home? i am hungry,can this whore finish talking already?"

>>39429351
This isn't my tumor operation.

I need monster girl x shota stories STAT!

>>39427680

>>39429240
some fancy wonderland resuraunt.

Monster girl fights!

>>39429485
that MILF look is much superior than the original

>>39427680

>>39429524
Do your wives ever have big fights?

>>39429171
Tentacles.

>>39429580
what about them?

>>39429524
LUCHA LIBRE!!!! CON TETAS AFUERA!!!!!

>>39428704
This woman is literally humanity's grandmother.

>>39428704
>>39429699
And? Should i not make more?

>>39429214
What would melding with Shog feel like?

>>39429699
okay,any issue with that?

Which monstergirls make the gentlest and most loving owners for shota slaves?

>>39429524
I want that dragon gatekeeper to sit on my face as her vampire mistress shlicks herself off.

>>39429757
all of them in their own unique ways

>>39428002
>elfsimps
alpgfag please

>>39428265
>Bring eaten even while snuggling
Men just can't catch a break

What is your opinion of non-loli flatties?

>>39429900
good

>>39429365
Anon you went there for a small stomach infection, they have been keeping you for 3 weeks.

>>39429351
I tried and broke my cock triying to jump a canyon, then i woke up here? Is this heaven?

>>39430119
poor demon, her foots broken

>>39429813
What's wrong with being an alpfag?

The entry says Alps know what men like which gives them an edge. But what would a former man actually do that a monster girl might not think of?

>>39430223
Football knowledge.
>>39430322
This says a lot about our society.

>>39430322
Fuck, shortstacks. Im getting my 8' tall wife or die trying!

>>39430322
>Crying Lady Liberty
Finally, a good parody

>>39430344
Society only dislikes short men. Women are perfect in any shape

>>39430430
>Women are perfect in any shape
Talking like that is no way to run a business. Beauty is for paying customers.

>>39430467
so I can go up to this tankui and reset my face i made while drunk

What monster would be perfect for a potato? as in,someone who wants to do nothing but cum inside a monster girl,sleep and forget about the world

>>39430555
Literally Minotaur for eat, sex, sleep.
Of course, in practice most MGs would prefer to heal you and improve your outlook on life (so you can be a more passionate lover and loving husband/father)

A doll.

>>39430479
She doesn't sell burlap sacks anymore.

>>39430555
dryad probably

>>39430555
Jubjub

>>39429429
I'm tired of these shitty /pol/ memes ripped from /monster/. This one doesn't even have a MGE image in it. Stop spamming them here please.

>>39427680

>>39430654
I don't desire to be "fixed"

https://mobile.twitter.com/umadura_ero/status/1514652085396164614
Harpies got even stronger

>>39429839
Also from Succubus Notebook
>apparently, compared to humans, their body temperature is a bit higher, so it feels warm when one hugs them.

>>39430861
You will be found, you will be headpat, and you will become a man useful to society with many children.

>>39430843
Monsters are just a conspiracy from the government. Your monster "wife" is just a spy to motivate you to work for the man.
Rise up, human Chad

>>39427680
Which flavor do you prefer?

>>39430685
Get lost i'm here to restore Order

>>39430978
Yes
No
No
Yes

>>39430555
Shoggoth. She'll happily serve mastah's wishes, whatever those may be. And with a little bit of shog melting magic, you won't have to worry about your muscles going bad from lack of exercise.

>>39430322
>Shortstack dom putting me on a leash
Ye, please

>>39431055
Dragon queen needs a good dicking

>>39431044
left

>>39431044
i'll take chocofish
hopefully she has tanlines, but it's not a dealbreaker if she doesn't

>>39431044
Look at the size of that mudskipper!

>>39431061
sorry anon, there's only big hats and four-armed hugs from here on

>>39431571
Hey Anon, do you liek Mudskip?

I believe in dragon supremacy

>>39431739
>No wings
>No scales
>No tail
Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. I bet she has normal teeth, too

>>39431739
Her gems look like filled condoms

>>39431825
SHUT UP

How do I get a succubus gf?

>>39431825
that's because they are

>>39431948
ew

>>39431953
it's ok they're (you)r used condoms. she's just proud that her husband has such potent loads for a pathetic human, and likes to show off in front of her other dragon friends

>>39431976
still ew but i can see the appeal

M.A.G.I.C.

>>39429768
Your wife wants you to enjoy her servants

>>39431976
The other dragons wait until she leaves to laugh.
>Bless her heart, she doesn't even know she has to absorb the mana

I never noticed how cute birds are up close until this Spring...
Do you think any Harpies do that cute fast hopping thing?

I need to go to the clown kingdom and steal the clown queen!

alright anon take these documents to the CEO on the penthouse level

>>39432109
Yesterday I saw a crow bring a slice of stale bread to a puddle, it was kinda cute.

>>39432123
who's the CEO?

>>39432123
why am i getting chased by the workers on the inside?

>>39432136
Miss Pharaoh of course, now don't keep her waiting

>>39432137
probably Aphosis industry spies

>>39432166
And why am i here, i was just walking otuside a few minutes ago until i felt someone put a funny smelling tissue on my face

>>39432123
but I have authority anxiety

>>39432175
new rapid hiring scheme

>>39431992
Massive
Asses
Gaining
In
Compliments

>>39432180
>anon is prime prey

how do you like your royal clowns?

>>39432235
>get sent to deliver documents to the highest ranking person in the company
>unimaginable stress
>at least you can just hand them over at the door and be on your way quickly
>reach penthouse
>knock on door
>pharaoh opens it
>try to hand over documents
>she insists you come in
>oh no

>>39432265
Personally, I prefer the kind that smell like chaos

>>39432290
I see......., Now what else do you like about the royal clowns of clownaistan?

>>39431172
This. This is perfect and the only answer.

>>39432339
The fact that they can do anything

>>39432348
noted, im more for the fancy and eloquent honks of the nobleclownwomen of the court

>>39432276
>she insists you sit down and go through the documents with her
>try to say you've got other work you need to do
>she dismisses it, she's the CEO after all
>she starts asking questions too

>She always calls her master Mastah even though she knows how to pronounce it

>>39432445
Shog has a Boston accent?
ew

>>39432124
No matter how smart they may be, Crows are still super cute birds.

>>39432489
She can have any accent you want her to have

>>39432546
I want the true accent

>>39432591
>anon's brain melts and has to be replaced with shog

Would a mamono want a man if he shot blanks?

>>39430654
>to heal you and improve your outlook on life
I've driven three kikis into celibacy.

>>39432610
Yes they can fix that

>>39432610
Pretty sure mana fixes that.

>>39429768
>>39432035
Worshipping your sweaty gatekeeper servant after she is done with her training session is important.

>>39432672
I bet Meiling is actually a huge dork.

>>39432602
I think Anon would like that, look at this happy couple!

>>39432685
And? She is a loyal servant either way. A very sexy one.

>>39432702
why has shog got a bandage?

>You will never be a young noble with a loyal shog hag meido

>>39432703
I wonder what would happen if someone accidentally spilled lactation drugs into her meals.

>>39432736
A result of mastah’s failed attempt to fight back

>>39432800
>"Meiling, mastah is thirsty"

>>39433019
I welcome my mind break

>>39433121
I can't tell if this would be bad or good.
At least the mamono would find someone better.

>>39433135
Bad, because a girl raping me and teasing that she's turning all my mana into nothing but food for her while injecting her corruption into me is my fetish

>>39433121
Fuck off faggot

>>39433121
The twist is Monsters become addicted to trying to corrupt you.

>>39433121
NO CRYING LILIM GODDESSES ON MY WATCH

do the carpers match the drapes?

>>39433031
It
Isnt
That
Bad

>>39433417
>carpers
what? Seems like someone a bit unfinished from flayer cleaning

>>39433121
At that point I assume this is a fake buff hacked onto your pip-boy by a rogue automaton, instead pinging your location to other robot monstergirls in the wastes

>>39433454
Oh I know. I sometimes let my shog wife absorb me and mindbreak me for a week. It is like vacation.

automaton clussy

>>39433553
Time moves differently within her

>>39433121
>Demonic mana has no effect on you at all
>You will never become an incubus, meaning no limiter release, no extended lifespan and no biggus dickus
>Spells still work on you because that's not how mana works
>Demon silver weapons still work because its effect has nothing to do with demonic mana
>Even if it somehow didn't work it would mean instead of incapacitating you non-lethally it has the normal effect of a big piece of sharpened metal colliding with your flesh
>Fighty monsters can overpower you just the same
>An ushi-oni or manticore isn't gonna give an atom of a fuck that charm doesn't work
Remind me how being immune to DE is supposed to help you again

>>39433615
Either way I feel super refreshed when it is over.

>>39433642
You die when your pelvis breaks giving you the sweet release of the void

>>39433612
Automaton arachnid pussy
god I need a robot spider wife

>>39433121
only acceptable in humorous set ups
>poor anon is allergic to mana

>>39433653
why not both?

>>39433642
Don't reply to the dumb faggot.

>>39433653

>>39433647
my monster wife would cry when this happens.

Be wary of apps you download from sketchy websites, anon. You might accidentally summon a monster and now she won't stop talking about "the friendship of her thighs"

>premature thread
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Edition
FUCK OFF RETARD

>No discussion
>Just taking the bait and elfposting
>Shogs still think they can comprehend love
Thread is as shit as ever

>>39427680
Why are you such a stupid faggot?

>>39433752
how do I divide up comicmanga panels?
It's anything goes, right?

>>39433766
>It's anything goes, right?
No. No it is not. Seriously, do some research on panel layouts.

>>39433752
gazers smell like gasoline

>>39433697
Why is your monster wife trying to break his pelvis in the first place?

>>39433788
She likes to hit people in the pelvis I guess.

>>39433788
Kill yourself.

>>39433752
was it ever not shit?

>>39433752
Is it any surprise the thread is shit when the OP is a fucking retarded crossboarder parasite >>39428002

who are you guys anyway?

>>39433836
your father

How do I get the attention of any of the lilim goddesses? I feel like praying to my personal lilim shrine isn't working.

Why the fuck are you retards spamming /jp/?

>>39433832
Last thread literally had the subject line
>Monster Girl Quest
Get off your high horse. Go simp for boatsluts on /vg/

>>39433836
I am anon and my dream is for my face to be an amazon's chair.

>>39433851
Stop posting reddit tier garbage you dumb faggot.

>>39433836
A guy who's about to rope

>>39433856
Because the last thread was made by a fucking retarded mongoloid too. In an ideal world any sabotaged OP post would be insta deleted and a proper thread made.

>>39433676
P...perfection

>>39433836
A hobo with a shotgun

39433854
faggot you already asked

>>39433865
So you are a redditor. Should have known.

>>39433873
>In an ideal world any sabotaged OP post would be insta deleted and a proper thread made.
Then get IRC and complain to the mods.

>>39433873
Unfortunately thanks to absolute fucking retards here that cry when you actually try and gatekeep these stupid crossboarder faggots they've completely overrun the place.

>>39433888
>Playing dumb
Kill yourself you retarded fucking newnigger. Anyone who has actually been here knows when we had a spammer who would grab shit from the front page of the monster girl reddit.

Your garbage is obvious, kill yourself.

>>39433874
found it off the /beg and int/ thread of /ic/

>>39433909
Didn’t read.

>>39433854
No one else wants us. I understand why.

>>39433917
Get out and stay out, redditor.

>thread was fine
>suddenly a rabid shitposter calling everyone tourist screaming to everyone kill themselves
>again
Where did this faggot even come from?

I honestly don't know how girls without mofu can live with themselves. I guess aquatic MGs get a pass, and the cosplay tiers can wear fluffy outfits.
But dragons and the like are just pitiful.

I'd much rather a smol squirrel than a "mighty" dragon.

Shut up and post cows.

>>39433930
>>thread was fine
Objectively wrong, summerfag.

>>39433929
Good for you

>>39433909
Not him, but that druella pic is rather old

>>39433939
what about cow tongue?

>>39433939
Yes, this is the right path

>>39433948
Because it's a commission from that turbonigger Grigori that wants MGE to be some grimdark military faggotry. Making it much more obvious that the person who made it and the nigger who posted it are outsiders.

>>39433948
He knows jackshit. Every day around this time that moron starts spamming this thread finding any retardrd excuse to scream for everyone to kill themselves and calling them tourists or redditors. Logic doesn’t matter he just wants to spam the trhread.
He got banned multiple times already as seen by the deleted posts in previous threads. Just report and ignore.

>>39433939
I'm pretty sure this is a cow

>>39433963
Why do you post shit memes using art from a complete faggot like Grigori if you're not some tourist faggot that knows nothing about MGE?

>>39433959
Why would he commission a druella thigh worship meme pic?

>>39433939
holy cow

>>39433987
Don't play dumb you fucking faggot. The art is from one of his shitty commissions.

>>39433983
Blah blah blah. I’m not reading your posts if you aren’t gonna add anything to the monster girls discussion. Scream as much as you want

>>39433997
>>>/vg/
Not monster girls.

>>39433987
He didn't. The spamming faggot is just replying to his own bait of dumbfuck memes.
>Muh Grigori
This newfag is just spitting out whatever boogieman he learned about most recently.

>>39433997
Even a cow weights less

>>39433997
Praise be to the holy bovine.

>>39433998
Got like, a link or anything? Unless my memory is fucked up I’m pretty sure I actually made that meme image

>>39434005
>Being this much of a passive aggressive faggot after someone accurately calls you out
Pure reddit behavior, no wonder you love shit memes using art from the same faggot that almost got translations of MGE blacklisted.

>>39434037
>Got like, a link or anything?
I don't save links to shit art paid for by a faggot like him. Check any booru it's probably there.

>>39434037
why do you want to feed the fat fuck?

I am starting to realize my personality does not mesh well with adcs who like to afk farm and play like cowards.

wrong thread, dumbass. now go fuck off

>>39434040
Have no idea what the rest of your posts is about. Stopped reading in the first three words that told me enough that you are just shitposting.

>>39434055
Wrong tab. Delete your image

I just got into an argument with the local Satyros bartender about cider being better than wine. How screwed am I?

>>39434060
You're on a roll today, fuck off anon. Have a bait image.

>>39434076
those thighs, man those damned thighs

Wonder if more will ever be made

dude even tried to switch sides, but imma post cow

>>39434081
i think this guy liked suu.

>>39434106

>>39434106
Wait I never fought a lamia with charm powers

>>39434108
>Yes I'm a cow you mongrel, what would make you think otherwise?
>...
>I mean, moo, milk me.

>>39434084
That gave me cancer

>>39434085
Thick bird thighs are dangerous.

>>39434129
>this poster is a succ
>>39434133
>I'm a cow
I don't know who to believe.

>>39434133
>Dragon fell from the sky and got kinda injuried on a holst farm
>She hid among the holsts and drank their milk to heal up
>to keep the ruse, she started making milk herself and dressed like them
>Farmer anon knows but feels bad for her busted wing so tends to her alot

>>39434133
>>39434129
The duality of mon

>>39434163
Probably a Cow Succ like the one from LustGrimm that has high chance to cause breast addiction and can insta-kill counter if you try to suck her breasts

>>39434168
>"Hey farmer anoooon!"
>"Hey Anon! Milking time already?"
>"Hey Farmer, morning!"
>"Greetings peasant, it is time to empty my bosom, do so hence."
>"Oniichan!"

Truly she blends in so well.

>>39434191
Farmer anon calls her duchess and makes sure that her wings are healing up

https://youtu.be/7wp1xknPA5A

>>39434206
>Calls her dutchess
>Ensures her stall is comfier than the other girls, or at least he visits more often to make it seem like he's serving her.
>When he starts tending to her wings he tries to play it off as "My, they sure do make some strange breeds now a days."
>Milking her is an exercise in his nerves as she bounces between demanding he milk her like he would any other cow...while also getting ornery if he gets 'too rough'.
>She almost spat fire at him one day when he commented that its been a long time since he's "Worked with such small breasts"

>>39434236
>worked with such small breasts
Not for long...with her drinking holst milk and all

>>39434250
>Goes from trying to be incognito to stealing milk from the storage areas and other cows.
>Even drinks straight from the tap.
>All the holsts are confused but let her be, finding it adorable while farmer Anon is...well, he just wants his barn in tact.
>One of the smaller cows asks her what she's doing.
>"Blending in obviously, I cannot let him find out that I am more than a mere bovine, as such I must ensure my breasts are the largest of this 'herd' so he will not question my origins!"
>"Already the simple-minded fool has bought into my cunning ploy of claiming that my wings are naut but chitanous growths to help protect me."
>Small cow just seems confused.
>'But cows don't have Chitin.'

>>39434250
normal holst milk does not increase breast size and is sabbath approved

>>39434283
>With time, her wings heal but her tits start growing as well but not only that, her whole body gets a bit meatier but her tial
>Her tail is massive
>Its thiccccc
>Farmer anon cant help but touch the massive tail of the dragon
>And her tits are now the biggest of the whole farm now
She alone now makes half of the milk of the farm

Humans are the perverts. Wearing clothes that can get stripped off easily. Clearly they want to be raped in public for all those conservative hags to watch

>>39434334
At some point she's going to leave in the night just to grab her hoard and move it to her stall just so she can 'reveal' that she's actually a dragon and will be sponsoring his farm.

His first duty as her trusted partner will be expanding her stall as she had to store some of her hoard in Clarissa's stall

>>39434342
so should i just walk around nude then?

>>39434342
Is this why old foxes give me funny looks?

>>39434348
anon will be happy to have his new dumb dragon wife

>>39429813
best girl

>>39434342
So ami supposed to wear air tight armor?

>>39434348
A cow dragon is a new thing to me, I assume she would grow clingy to who she sees as her partner

How rough does your wife get in bed?

Lewd Boobie Wolf.

>>39427680
>Oh my, you're awake

>>39434465
Yeah? I was just resting while doing sit ups

>>39434379
She may not be a cow in species but she's a cow in head and figure.

>>39434439
Of course, he's her farmer (treasure)

>>39434465
what a dumb outfit, I would go back to sleep

>>39434473
I want a Dragon wife

>>39434456
Everyone looks abused in this image

>>39434465

>>39434456
pretty rough, one of them is a bogie ya know another is a jabberwock and the most dangerous one is a wurm
Its a wonder im still here lucid

>>39434489
Every man should.

>>39434503
>getting taken to the mofu mines
The horror

I want a lilim to fuck me up.

>>39434518
>mofu mines

>>39434533
The image makes me a bit sad.
But I do want to go to the mofu mines and never leave.

>>39434465
I think cosplay is cute. Should I watch this show?

>tfw ywn go on heists and steal banks, as in the ownership of the bank itself

>>39434596
Tiny limbs huge heads

>>39434547
>never leave
yes, that's the idea

Someone REALLY wants to just drop images today.

>>39434503
They caught me walking into that Imperial Wan Ambush

>>39434596
Imagine: automaton monsterizarion

What do i do if theres a fox hag, right behind me, groping me on the train all the while huffing my scent and licking me? Time senstive question! I want to be safe here! Shes touching me in my nono place

>>39434651
Touch her back! She'll be so intimidated she won't know what to do!

>>39434651
tell her "Young lady, does your mother know what you are doing?"
she'll blush and swoon and that's where you run away

>>39434663
i would love to but i cant even turn around, its packed
>>39434666
No dice, mr evil man from down under. she'll just molest me harder

>>39434651
Make a mental list of atleast 15 names.
You might as well prepare for the future.

>>39434651
drop your pants and yell that you will give your virginity to the one who saves you from the hag

>>39434651
This is why I always carry around an empty egg carton

>>39434697
>anon does this
>on a train filled with hags
>>39434698
thats a warcrime!

>>39434489
Dragon Zeds are stinky

>>39433642
Checked the DA page
As always the kind of people who whine about MGE and come up with some bullshit "no mana LOL" gimmick have a tenous grasp of the setting

>>39434711
>train filled with hags
nvm, anon was asking for it
bet you wore a nice suit like the slut you are

>>39434744
>Dumbasses are dumb
We have a real Einstein on our hands

>>39434749
Where can I find this hag train?
For research purposes obviously.
There is no way I'd want to get claimed by a fat hag and fertilize all the eggs she has saved up until that point.

>>39434749
hey, i took the wrong train

>>39434779
sure you did anon
I am also sure you didn't kiss her and tell her that you love her

>>39434779
I've been watching you.
I know what you want.
You want me to pat your head and call you a good boy. Don't worry. I'll gladly hug you so we can snuggle . All. Day. Long.

>>39434811
Left the red numbers on by mistake.

>>39434807
n-no...
>>39434811
would be perfect alas i need soft hag body to turly relax

God you people are the worst on this board

>>39434811
Gazers are icky.

>>39434548
the show is garbage

is this allowed?

to princess carry or to BE princess carried that is the question.

>>39434859
gimme the sauce thats been translateed or ill cry

>>39434825
I believe you anon
I know you didn't turn and around and make out with that hag
I know you didn't whisper to her that you were going to make a soccer team with her
I know you wouldn't have got off the train and gone to her home
I know you didn't lovingly fuck her in the missionary position with handholding
And I know you DIDN'T kiss her as you blew your load into her while whispering sweet nothings
That would just be shameless

>>39434866
Be carried for me

>>39434866
carrying a loli while being carried by a hag

>>39434884
h_haha that would be shamelss...

>>39434859
I hate mommyfags so much it's unreal. What sort of sick degenerate wants to fuck their own mother? I blame your upbringing.
I'm thankful my mother raised me properly, and not into an invalid that provides nothing for this world.

>>39434859
>legs locked by big meaty thighs
F-Fuck

>>39434866
I want to carry my wife who could easily carry me, but she likes it when I try to act manly!

>>39434931
>who could easily carry me
sounds like you need a training montage

>>39434767
in downtown hagville, just watch out for those alleyways

>>39434949
What's wrong with the alleyways?

>>39434949
i've once seen a man just pass by one just to be pulled into the alley by an invisible force and i can still hear his pleads for help....

>>39434963
batman

>>39434936
Way ahead of you!
https://youtu.be/nvK4QjCMSDY

>>39434963
there are many dangers in the alleyways
drunk OL hags looking for fun
gangster hags looking for a sucker (of breasts)
shady businesses looking for a male co-star
honestly the old fashioned grab-and-rape hags are the least of your worries

>>39434342
Humans should wear Gazer goop clothes at all times.

>>39435008
>gangster hags looking for a sucker (of breasts)
All I gotta do is listen carefully.
As long as there is no sloshing I should be good right?

>When the local monster girls learn about your muscle fetish.
Gonna be a decent number of girls stocking up on protein and lifting.

>>39435050
>implying there arent ghost hags
>She could be resting her milky tits on your head and you wouldn't even know it

>>39427680

>>39427680
To any secret or closeted or Covert Orderites in here.

What are you currently doing this Holy Week? And what nefarious deeds are the monsters concocting for Holy Week as well? We must attend Mass and Pray to our Chief God.

>>39435050
>thinking they won't lay a trap
>thinking you won't go into an alleyway that has random xbox or playstation just sitting there
>thinking those milky hags won't bonk you on the head with their milky breasts
Anon please. they're professionals

>39435079
Why do you retards come here

>>39435100
hes baiting and or is the tg tard dont even say antything to him

>>39435031
It feels like she's hugging me all the time...

>>39435076
extremely cute

>>39435095
Professionals yet still single.
Almost as if they're not very good at it.

>>39435121
please don't bring that up, it is almost as bad as asking a random hag in hagville why she isn't married

>>39435148
thats why theres so many debuffs when you go into hagville

>>39435148
I wonder how desperate you can make them.

>>39435155
elaborate

>>39435165
you become weaker to milky tits
cant exit out of dialogue until the hags decides to leave you alone
are more easily tricked if you are talking to one
damage is reduced by 90% while you get a 200% increase in the damage you receive

>>39435187
Guess your only option would be flat burst damage build, since those are unaffected by damage up or damage down.

Better respec into full impregnation build, with the mandatory fertility consumables, both self and offensive.

>>39435165
>how desperate
they will rape you on the spot if you utter the word "single" or "eggs" or "children"
God forbid if you utter "I'm a virgin"

>>39435068
Would she render me immortal?

>>39435217
What if I tell them I'm a virgin that loves older women and wants to have a big happy family someday?

does anybody have that greentext of a human woman on 4mon?

>>39435305
then you will get to experience the hag breeding frenzy as all hags in a 30 yard radius rush towards you
hope you like soft bodies rubbing against you

>>39435330
>Everyone going for these high level hags.
>meanwhile the THICK alraune flower tender is just sitting there.

Imma take her.

>>39435330
>hag breeding frenzy
Haha that would be quite terrifying wouldn't it.

>>39435344
>hag alarune can only sit there while hag breeding frenzies happen
>all that bottled up rape
be careful anon, some hags are more than meets the eye

>>39435363
Doesn't matter, I'm gonna take her and get a garden going.
Metaphorically

>>39435375
>walking down a street in hagville
>see an anon carrying a pot with a hag flower in it
>she is swooning over him while he is grunting and whispering "Do it for her" over and over
God speed anon

>>39435375
>hagville park can now be classified as a small rainforest

>>39435401
>the trees speak hag!

>>39435401
>>39435400
Remember.
No matter how strong the waifu or how powerful the species.
Even something simple and 'weak' like a werecat, large mouse, or just a succ can be a top tier hag wife.

>>39435413
Such a cute and wholesome villager.

>>39435413
just look at how cute the little slime is! girl's cute tooo

>>39435409
And that's a good thing!

>>39435428
It is.
>No extra soft, extremely chesty werecat wife to rub the pregnant belly of as we relax in bed on a rainy day.
I just need to hear that gal purring.

Dont let elves groom you.

>>39435440
sister Clare would never do such a thing, she makes me remove my white sin from a young age tho....

>>39435435
Do the kittens finally stop kicking when you rub her belly?

>>39435440
this nun looks suspicious, need to do the panty check
if she has no panties, she is evil

>>39435462
yes but they start purring

>>39435462
I can only hope so
Need that soft wife weight pressed against me.

>>39435440
>tfw no elf nun hag gf

Have modern Ratas switched from snail mail to using digital media?

>>39435466
Alright anon, just follow her to the confessionary

>>39435552
yep, that squirrel near you? already tapping away on monbook and emailing other ratas

>>39435552
>that nut around her neck
If I pull that off, would she die?