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Hey anon, let's drink!

>> No.39311179

>>39311172
I don't drink.

>> No.39311180

B-but it's a Wednesday afternoon! That would be highly irresponsible

>> No.39311188
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39311188

>>39311179
>>39311180
Live like an oni!
Juat kidding, that's not healthy for humans to do.

>> No.39311201

suika its 4 in the afternoon and i dont have anything to drink, maybe tomorrow

>> No.39311220

>>39311201
That means you have plenty of time to go buy some

>> No.39311240

>>39311220
but its pelting with rain. ill buy some extra tomorrow

>> No.39311243

>>39311172
No Suika, if I got drunk with you it could lead to tons of unprotected sex and the last person who needs to have a baby is you because you'd put sake in their bottles instead of milk.

>> No.39311250
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>>39311243
They'll be half-oni, they can handle it.

>> No.39311257

>>39311250
That's not healthy for the half human side of the babies, Suika, get your mind out of the gutter stupid oni. Besides you'd also accidentally kill your partner during sex because you're too strong.

>> No.39311262

>>39311257
>Besides you'd also accidentally kill your partner during sex because you're too strong.
That's what Kasen's sake box is for.

>> No.39311269

>>39311257
imagine suika turning your pelvis into dust

>> No.39311290
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39311290

Free-spirited old timer.

>> No.39311440

>>39311257
It's called survival of the fittest. If the kid can't survive a bit of booze it wasn't meant for this world

>> No.39311895
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I don't have anything to drink, and probably won't be able to get anything for about 4 months.

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>>39311172
Sure, do you like mead?

>> No.39313742

>>39311172
On the weekend

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danger

>> No.39314321
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39314321

I dont drink but I'd keep her company and laugh at her drunken rambles.

>> No.39314383
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I recently had a dream of being forcefully cuddled by a very drunk Suika. Is this a good sign?

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The bottle is fuckong emtpg!

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>> No.39319656

sorry THE SUIK but i am teetotal

>> No.39320135

>>39311188
perfect digits for a perfectly flat suika

>> No.39320316

>>39311250
suika living up to her title of "horny oni", i see.

>> No.39323639

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaRGzuJhCq0
Drinking...

>> No.39324394

would you let suika sit on your face

>> No.39324875

>>39311172
>>39311188
my god
she is so sexy it's insane

>> No.39324967

>>39311172
i want to but there's no more alcohol here...

>> No.39325193
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39325193

Guys, she drank too much again. Take cover

>> No.39329199

I have plenty to drink at hand but I'm taking a break from the booze for a while because it's a depressant and my depression has been pretty bad lately.

>> No.39329211
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>>39325193

>> No.39329235

>>39311257
just throw a bean at her and she'll be of acceptable force

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>> No.39335457

>>39325193
wdym
Didn't she say she hasn't been sober in years?

>> No.39335706

>>39311188
good god, those hips....
Custom built to bring countless yokai hybrids into the world.

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39344375

How about we have a nice brawl instead?

>> No.39344851

>>39344375
*throws bean*

>> No.39345281
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>>39329235
>>39344851

>> No.39352391

>>39311172
I'm not 21, I'll go to prison if I drink...

>> No.39356041

>>39345281
She'll be ripe for rape after that

>> No.39356739
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>>39356041
only if it was Feb 3rd

>> No.39358619

>>39345281
This Oni eatin' beans!

>> No.39362908
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It's drinking night! Again!

>> No.39363145

>>39362908
alcohol is bad for you, drink some water instead SUik

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>>39363145
But I took a day off yesterday.

>> No.39363892

>>39314383
Not a good one. It means you should go outside.

>> No.39367268

>>39363145
most alcohol contains water.

>> No.39367395

>>39367268
Why would you spike your alcohol with water?

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>>39363892
But I do go outside on the regular, does this mean that she's haunting me?

>> No.39372971

>>39367395
but I don't drink???

>> No.39373088

>>39363892
Ewww.

>> No.39378649

>>39311172
I don't know, letting a kid-looking oni drink? Seemlike something a responsible adult wouldn't want you to do...This is when being a manchild is usefu. Come on you little one until we don't see starts, we won't stop

>> No.39378879

God I want to drink so bad

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39384171

>>39378879
Anon, don't - you'll turn into Suika

>> No.39384210

>>39372971
How do you do it?

>> No.39392779
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39392779

Which one would you pick?

>> No.39396530

>>39392779
yes

>> No.39405253

>>39311172
Don't drink near large bodies of water.

>> No.39405727

>>39392779
Kasen is for sex, suika is for frens

>> No.39405783

>>39392779
I want to keep my liver so the pink slut.

>> No.39405860

>>39392779
marry yuugi, sex kasen, friend suika

>> No.39405907

>>39311172
*drinks your pee*

>> No.39406551

>>39405727
But Suika is hotter than Kasen.

>> No.39407161

>>39405727
Being friends with suika is dangerous. Your liver is in danger. I'd rather die from pelvic destruction than slowly from liver failure

>> No.39407683

I wanna pick Suika up bridal style just to see if it'd embarass her.

>> No.39407798

>>39407683
She'd probably do the same to you and jokingly say that you're the wife now.

>> No.39407863

>>39407798
>suika does this
>later she takes it seriously after getting drunk and starts making you cook her meals and share her futon during bedtime with her like a housewife would

>> No.39409019
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39409019

Aya is an alcoholhu too.

>> No.39409099

>>39409019
It's ok, Aya, we can be alcoholic together while I fondle your ample breasts from time to time.

>> No.39409191
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>>39409099
Aya drinks a lot because of how often people talk about her boobs. It's not like I chose to be born with them.

>> No.39409260

>>39409191
Get off the outside world internet, Aya.

>> No.39409263

>>39335457
Nobody has seen her sober in 500 years.

>> No.39409281

>>39409191
But Aya's boobs are cute, soft, cute and soft!

>> No.39409333

>>39409260
No, it's drinking night.

>> No.39414645

>>39406551
>>39407161
which is why I chose Kasen for sex, also anon 1 is wrong

>> No.39414803

>>39392779
Suika.
Kasen has an alternate personality
Yuug is nice but she's closer to an actual oni with her size.
Suika is just right. Fun and a great friend. You'd gain a strong ally with Kasen, but it's either her or Suika. You can't choose between the two, but this is a Suika thread so obviously the answer would be Suika.

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>>39392779

>> No.39421483

>>39421041
is she trying to look intimidating

>> No.39421619

>>39392779
yuugi is way to cool for me. suika is to much of a bro. kasen would make the best mother so her

>> No.39421646

>>39421483
Do you interpret everything as a threat?

>> No.39421701

>>39421646
suika is very scary

>> No.39427121
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>>39421701
Sex with her would be fatal.

>> No.39427282

It's technically Friday night!
Drink and be merry!
Let's the sake flow!

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>>39427121
What if you paired her with Yuugi - would they hold each other back thus preventing your demise?

>> No.39428214

>>39427121
Only if you let her on top. You need to take her slow and gentle. Make her happy, but avoid getting her excited.

>> No.39428501

>>39427121
Oh no, I'd hate for her to crush my hips into dust. Losing my life and my virginity in one blow to a stupid oni would suck! I hope she doesnt ever do that to me!

>> No.39429423

>>39428186
Yuugi holds back when fighting people, so it's fair to assume she can do it in bed too.
I'm not so sure about Suika, so it's possible that Yuugi would try to hog you with the intent of protecting you from Suika.

>> No.39434607

Al co hol!
Al co hol!

>> No.39438485

>>39311172
You're so fucking right

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whoaaaaa

>> No.39446956

>>39446627
Getting beaten up and raped by a drunken Suika!

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>>39446956
u are crazy

>> No.39447744

>>39345281
>>39356739
Don't beans just turn Suika into a normie with normal strength for her size? Sounds like something she'd do when she doesn't want to risk breaking things.

>> No.39447763

>>39447744
No, she did that solely to prove that they barely do anything to her.
She has, in a sense, become a transcendent oni.

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soekah

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when the fuck is her full game coming out?

>> No.39481968

>>39464664
Later on.

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>> No.39489905

Imight be alone right now, but at least I'm drinkng, Hurray for me!

>> No.39492353
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39492353

My fellow Oni, I am once again asking for your support.
I lost a beloved old 4koma of a faceless guy picking up a suika yukkuri by the horns and asking it to tell him his BMI. Do any of you have it?

>> No.39495698

I beat covid and can drink again!

>> No.39496625

>>39495698
thanks for ending that pandemic for us, I actually kind of forgot it had even been a thing until I thought about it yesterday

>> No.39498030

I can't decide if Suika's perpetual drunkenness makes her more or less threatening. She's one of Gensokyo's strongest and yet she's practically on ZUN levels of blood alcohol content so...

>> No.39498115
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I'd love to drink with you guys. And then take turns playing 2hu, while being tipsy/drunk.

>> No.39498116

>>39498030
Yeah but she has a butt

>> No.39498131

>>39498115
/jp/ is too horny when drunk, it's not safe.

>> No.39505241
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>>39492353
Nevermind lads, I managed to find it untranslated. I was too drunk last night.

>> No.39511177

>>39498131
I'm not very dangerous.

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Damn whiskey dick. I wanaa beat my meat to her but Its wont cooporate. Stupid oni is teasing me

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I am pretty drunk.

>> No.39522688

>>39522664
i am still pretty drunk even if the thread won't bump

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Aya is alcohol.

>> No.39522781

>>39522742
That would be why I feel so thirsty looking at her

>> No.39522821

>>39522742
i wanna drink with aya. would drinking with aya be like drinking with zun?

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>>39522781
She wears white panties, leave her alone.

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>> No.39523026

>>39522909
german beer suika

>> No.39523184

>>39523026
gimme a beer, suika

>> No.39531443 [DELETED] 

>>39311180

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>>39523184
ビール!

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