/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39390899

>>39390913
>Anon jaywalks in front of officer Lamia
How does she react?

I will think about immigrating if I can get a beefy southern Minotaur wife.

>>39390947
Coils him up and takes him to the crosswalk, making sure to squeeze his funny bits the most.

Cat Brat

me and my new wife

>>39390971
I'm sure the coiling would feel pleasant at first until she tightens up and you realize that she could easily make you pass out from the pressure.
snake cops are no joke.

>>39390899

>>39391052
Oh no, her wings. I'll need to patch those up.

What ever happened to ushifag?

>>39390970
Monster countries with low human population would likely have great benefits for immigrants:
>Immediate citizen ship
>Enough money to comfortably live for 3 years
>Free real estate

>>39391081
We had an Ushifag?

New story! This one's mostly smut, portals open and your bratty sister gets turned into a holst. Fair warning: it's incest, if that's not your thing don't read it. It's happy, but I'm not gonna call it wholesome. Enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38313595

>>39391081
Rape cave got no internet

>>39391097
Extremely pretty lamia.
Would apply scalecare to her tail.

>>39390978
Cat Bat

>>39390947
Rape interrogation

>>39390978
>She demands you prone bone her while she texts so she can brag about it to her friends.

>>39391094
I vaguely remember one but that was in 2017.

>>39391151
followed by a rape correction?

>>39391168
Then rape-and-release
And then off duty rape
And then just regular rape

There are no monsters under my bed, r-right?

>>39391185
You're right
They are already in your bed, just waiting for you to crawl in

>>39391001
I love hugs.

>>39391185
You should invite her onto your bed.

>>39391185
Nope!
They're in your bed.

>>39391095
Portals opening stories are my absolute favorite, but they're so rare now.

>>39391129
Update fucking when?

>>39391185
don't worry anon just hide under your covers, the monsters cannot violate the sanctity of the blanket

>>39391207
hugging and cuddling is better than sex

>>39391234
End of the month is what dev is aiming for
Then we get to be raped by hellhounds

>>39391234
go do the pegging bunny femdom questline again, devs are too busy to upload actual fun content

>>39391239
not even the demon lord herself has been able to breach the blanket

google thought that weird message was italian but completely refused to translate it for me, just spat the "italian" right out again in the english-out field

Can Druella hurry the fuck up with those portals

>>39391255
What's the first 3 things that will get fixed once the portal opens?

>>39391255
How many women does the other side of the portal even have?

>>39391255
It might be worth asking Queen of Hearts to open them.

>>39391216
I'll keep that in mind for future ones. Out of curiosity, what aspect do you like most? Going over there, them coming over here, women from here being monsterized?

Reminder to join your local sabbath!
Free Classic Rock CDs, Beer, and Halo await!

>>39391309
enough for 120 people who frequent these threads.

Gonna gather up a party of adventures so we can go on a demon panty raid

>>39391295
Anything to do with dentistry I hope, the thought of going to a dentist makes me panic. But then again a Cheshire dentist makes me panic even more

>>39391318
I'm not going unless they have Wolfenstein Enemy Territory.

>>39391321
I guess I should feel bad for everyone else
>nah, fuck em

>>39391364
Normalfags can get all the mantangos and humpty eggs.

>>39391001

>>39391299
>Gold dragon
I read somewhere that they're physically weaker but have some ability to control time.

>>39391318
But what if I have really mixed feelings about the Sabbath and still aren’t convinced to join?

>>39391393
Starship Troopers bug?

>>39391318
only if they open this innocent looking package first

>>39391396
Can she rewind time back to when this dick wasn't in her mouth lmao

>>39391318
>Haggath treats you like a child offering milk, cookies and pillow laps
>Sabbath treats you like a boomer offering rock, beer and halo

>>39390899

>>39391426
>Anon is receiving a blowjob from a gold dragon
>Cums a big load down her throat
>She rewinds time right before he cums to experience it again

>>39391315
Them coming over here, the initial shock and terror from what are essentially interdimensional monsters breaking into our reality and invading, which turns into confusion when said monsters are actually hot and doting women with wings, tails, fluff and scales.

Of course salty Earth women is also great for comedic effect.

How angry would a metallic dragon be if you mistook her for a chromatic dragon and vice versa
>Calling a gold dragon a yellow dragon
>Calling a white dragon a silver dragon

>>39391380
normies will just marry regular monsterized women because original monsters act too nice and its creepy.
But also the sabbath will be illegal for at least 20 years. Enjoy getting asylum on the other side.

>>39391542
>d,elf fox sandwhich
that's a good place to be

No Durella wife...Why even bother to live...

>>39391522
>stuck in a loop of cumming inside a dragon
>eventually you both lose to each other
That's how you get the rare double mind break.

>>39391571
Obviously you get dragged back to the lair for "correction"

>>39391616
Acquire gremlin wife

Silly hats on monsters make me hard.

>>39391502
imagine her when she becomes a wight

>>39391657

>>39391657

wonder what their rata looks like

>>39391734
>what the raiders did not know was the entire settlement was ringed my megamorphisis mines

>>39391734
>loli berzerker
oh no i'm in danger, toy won't just entice me with rock CD's, they'll just take my middle-aged ass by force

Is this a vampire?

>>39391782
If she tries to suck your blood, yes
If she tries to suck your dick, then probably also yes

>>39391782
No, that's a cow.

>>39391571
I picture a haughty and proud ivory dragon pouting, turning her head to the side and calling you classless when you refer to her as a mere "milk dragon".

I want to be the pet of a BIG and extremely intimidating lilim, arch demon/succ general or dragon

>>39391782
Maybe?

>>39391767
is this the origin of the uwaaabombers secret recipe

>>39391674
Monster girls are anti racists.

>>39391810
She might just spoil you rotten.

>>39391843
truly a man of wisedom to search for the knowledge of the ancestors, may his eternal crusade be successful

>>39391810
good taste

>>39391767
>>39391843
>>39391858
>the uwaaabomber is not a name nor a title but a mission past down through the ages to rid the world of the sabbath

>>39391810
>His head reaches her breasts
Perfect size difference.
It's best when a big monster girl first appears in a full body armor & helmet that makes her look like a final boss, and it's only after removing her armor that you realize that she's a bombshell beauty.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>39391895
you might be onto something

what do the wock mouths whisper?

>>39391895

>>39391922
mayonegg

>>39391922
"hail sithis"

>>39391922
who to order from the secret menu at Wock Wok

>>39391730
I want to get raped by this girl

>>39391955
what's on the secret menu?

>isekai'd into MGE
>Lescatie to be exact
>things get a bit wonky and I appear in midair and fall onto the pavement and get bruised a bit
>immediately get taken to their hospital
>while there I receive a letter of invitation to a dinner in the royal palace
>looks like they already heard about me and are eager to meet the world's first interdimensional traveler
>try to not spill my spaghetti on the way to and during the dinner
>after the dinner a bell rings and I hear noises from outside the room
>ask Druella what's that
>"Oh it's just tonight's orgy, would you like to participate?"
>Nervously respond that I don't feel comfortable doing it in public
>I don't have a partner anyway
>"You do now."

>>39391782
Yes, as is this

>>39390978
Gonna breed that cat brat.

>>39391985
halloween in wintertown is always interesting

>>39391979
>I remind her there are no bad ends in mge

>>39391657
Go to Wonderland so you can spend a few millenia with a Mad Hatter on your lap.

Anons it's time for you to roll
https://perchance.org/sexy-monster-girls

>>39391979
What if you reject her?
I'd assume she wouldn't be petty and let you pick your partner, but maybe she'd just let loose some violent rapist onto you.

>>39392041
>roll
>fucking get kakuen
I know like monkeying around but come on

>>39392041
>echidna
Now what?

>>39392041
>Cait sith
I don’t wanna play anymore

>>39392041
>Danuki
But I don't wanna be bought!

>>39392041
>living doll again
NO! stay away from me!

>>39392041
Woah hey, first roll got one of my favorites. I'm never this lucky.

>>39392069
You WILL play with her.

>>39392041
The roulette works good enough, no need for another one.
Also I rolled and got a Mucus Toad, pretty cool.

>>39392041
I rolled a succubus, how boring

>>39391318
the minotaur club offers steak, weightlifting, frequent naptimes and spine-crushing hugs
think I'll go there instead

>>39390899

>>39392100
Someone has to marry the boring.

>>39392055
I guess you like monkeying a little too much anon
>>39392056
Enjoy?
>>39392062
Understable...
>>39392064
You will, and you will enjoy it.
>>39392069
There is no escape anon...
>>39392078
Nice, I too got one of my favorite.
>>39392094
Roulette ?
>>39392100
Well nothing mind blowing but Succs are still nice tho...

>>39392062
I got a trumpart we can swap. Cait siths are cute and smart and good at magic.

Why would anyone not want one.

>>39392100
Don't underestimate them!
>>39392101
Are Jinkos allowed there too? It sounds like a cool place.
>>39392140
I mean the slotmachine.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>39391856
>A Species that want to turn humanity into monsters and incubi are anti racist
Are you retarded?

>>39392041
>Anon is sitting in a park with his boombox listening to his favorite tunes
>Kunoichi pops out of nowhere next to him
>They just sit there and enjoy the songs without speaking
>She was gone before he could say goodbye
>Upon coming back home he finds a kunai stuck in his door
>A phone number is attached to it

>>39392160
Jinkos and all other strong girls are allowed provided naptime remains undisturbed.

>>39392160
Oh I didn't know that one existed thanks anon

>>39391856
Nah, Monstergirls are Pro-White

Come to the shrine, the miko has a surprise for you. Don’t you trust her?

>>39392162
Druella might not care about human racial problems since it's implied that only decent men are allowed to run free in MGE without being policed up by Boogey/Krampus/Demon Realm Prison/etc.

She'd definitely nuke the Kikes though, especially when she found out about Abortions, Circumcision, Cheating Apps, and Pornography

>>39392041
>Nurarihyon
Jackpot, motherfuckers!

>>39391571
Slightly annoyed but she'd kind of expect that a dumb human like you wouldn't know any better.

>>39392041
>got dark mage
>am drawing something that a dark mage might do
cool

>>39392202
I didn't even know about cheating apps.

What's the horniest monster girl car you'd make?

>>39392041
>wyvern
Do I have a choice?

>>39392220
tank engine in a muscle car built to handle the weight

>>39392202
Ryus would be pissed when they go to China and see what the rivers look like, although they probably wouldn't hold it too much against the average Chinese person.

>>39392213
It's not so much a thing since society just accepted Tinder etc. hookups as normal, but in the early teens there was a big scandal about websites like Ashely Madison pushing middle-aged wives to have affairs through clandestine apps.

Ofc some 4chan autists hacked them and released the names of the whores and pimps responsible. Sadly most people don't take marriage that seriously anyways, so nobody cares if you're married or single on Tinder etc.

>>39391967
the actual menu, the chief doesn't want you to know so she can eat it all

>>39392236
They'd feel no different about the USA sadly. Funny how the eco-freaks in Cali shriek about people using cars to get to work or using plastic grocery bags, but suddenly have better things to do when Mr. Shekelberg wants to dump toxic waste into the Mississippi or the Hudson, or when pharma runoff from big agribusiness kills all the damn fish in the Missouri.

>>39392204
How is it a Jackpot if she has always been your wife?

>>39392266
Is our world even worth saving if so much of it is bad. Wouldn't they just rapture the faithful straight into the arms of loving wide hipped lolis

Where do you find an arachne?
On the web.

>>39391315
i like earth women getting monsteriesd

>>39392301
I don't fear the hoard, I'll just hide in a tree

>>39392302
You'd only find older ones on the web. The kind who pay for "Horny spiders near you" ads on porn websites.

>>39392279
>Portals open
>You're going to hunt down your waifu!
>But you're already married.
>Time to fuck the wife you'd just gotten since forever.
I hope those anons are happy about the early ending of their journey because of the cuckqueen monster girl

>>39392279
I'm pretty sure she hasn't been here the entire time. I didn't use to have blackout blinds, and I vaguely remember having neighbors.

Mastah?

>>39392334
Stop fighting and accept it

>>39392331
>get power that makes you capable of rulership
>your choice of yokai hags anytime you go outside
For some reason I think I'll be okay

>>39392289
"Rapture" is not a good solution because there would still be good people born here who would suffer, and razing the world is not MGs' style. If they could save the world, they would.

>>39392334
That's just silly! It is her house after all, you moved in after you got hitched, remember?

Need girl with strong pussy muscles.

>>39392385
That's hot as fuck, baphomet has the best one.
Need more girls that forcefully transform your gentitals somehow.

>>39392289
Remember the Sal's hubby was a soldier and knight errant before becoming Royal Consort/Boy-Toy/loving father to autistic Lillim

I doubt the Demon Lord or her Husband (or the chunni Lillim, Dragons, Ryus, etc.) Would let the bad people on this planet off easy.

honestly /tg/ fags whine about 'no conflict in MGE', but never want to write about what Druella would do to the pharma execs who dreamed up abortion meds or warlords who use child soldiers, or politicians who send young men to war timeline their pockets

Show the chunniest Monstergirl alive a documentary of the Christmas Truce of 1914 and she'd be reduced to tears and impotent rage

>>39392301
She will never conquer my carrot farm!

>>39392041
What the fuck's a Nereid?

Oh, it's literally just a water-succubus. Well, could be far worse.

>>39392041
>Papillon
I'm reminded of a monarch butterfly that felt the need to cling to my arm.

>>39392377
I'm very sure I would remember being married

>>39392347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCuBalItZA8

>>39392499
the "breaking in" period for new masters is always rough

leaving so soon?

Post kino couple ideas

>A brooding, dramatic goth man who constantly feels sad because of the horrible things that happen around the world, always in his head about how things can go wrong and rejecting love because he’s too afraid of losing it and doesn’t want to deal with heartbreak and his happy bimbo mothman gf that sprinkles him with the funny-feeling powder that makes him stop thinking about sad things and focus on the important stuff like trying to impregnate his adorable gf

>>39392699
>jubjub trying her best not to be a complete jub brain for her highly professional husband

>>39392699
Lilim and her husband who just thinks his succ wife having white wings and hair is really cute and pretty

>>39392772
>vibrating in place, face red as a tomato from all the lewd thoughts and a growing puddle beneath her as she fights her urge to jump her husband in front of all of his colleagues

>>39391345
At this point I want the health benefits almost as much as I want a waifu.
I want to have normal teeth again so that I could enjoy bread crusts again with worrying I'll destroy my crowns. I can't eat anything too tough. I also became paranoid about sugary stuff because that's how I ruined my teeth originally. Went from coke addict to drinking only water these past 8 months. At least I lost a lot of weight.
It would also be nice to not have tinnitus.

>>39392822
I counter that with them not actually being married yet and Anon is just too dense to realize just what has happened, even after at least 37 family dinners

>>39392878
>unicorn nurse bait

>>39392516
Unless mastah is already acclimated to Shog

>>39392832
>vibrating so much from the pent up lust she moves around the room via vibration
>is funny when multiple jub couples are present as they like to watch their wives bounce around vibrating

>>39392347

>>39392989
shoggy please turn down the scary

>tfw i cut myself sharpening my knives by hand again
How much ya wanna bet if a monster girl saw me do that, I wouldn't be around sharp things any more

Heavy duty automatons.

>>39393184
Unless you marry a vampire and its her kink

Life is just a dream, you know
That's never-ending
I'm ascending

>>39393184
>Amazon/dark elf is conflicted whether to let you cook or not because she doesn't want you to cut yourself again

>>39393184
>>39393215
>jinko wife bluescreens

>>39393276
A jinko would probably just do/help with the prep and knife sharpening. I don't see a conflict there.

>>39393215
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to play the I cut my finger off prank

>>39392699
Damn female kid and a dominant husband

>>39392969
I'm not that guy but fuck if i would love having a centaur nurse mg
i have a condition that forces me to pump myself full of pills or else i start hurtin, having free magic medical care and a 4 legged hot transport sounds unhironically better than sex

>>39393295
>desire to protect husband
>wants husband to know she knows "he's a strong independent human, who doesn't need protection"

>>39393193
>>39393276
the kicker, it wasn't as bad as last time since that one became a scar. and I was able to hide it vor a good amount of time until it scarred over. I bet she would watch over me like a hawk

>>39393318
>"he's a strong independent human, who doesn't need protection"
That's a blatant lie and you both know it.

>ii ko ne~

>>39392190
is it fox nips? i hope it's fox nips

>>39392041
>tsurara-onna
I'm gonna get raped and pampered

>>39393373
No! Ya think?
Not sure if autism, or the joke went over your head.

Monsters don't like men who take ridiculous risks, so do that if you want to stay single

>tfw ywnne a delinquent high-school that messes and teases an overworked CC OL monster girl and go on cute dates because you "felt" like and wipe that smile off your face , damn creepy hag

>>39393436
I'm going to skydive without a parachute!

>>39393436
>skateboarding without a helmet on!
>crossing a busy street without using a crosswalk!
>not wearing a lifejacket, ever!
>never having a spotter at the gym!
>hiking and camping in rough weather!
How to Piss Off Monsters: A Guide

>>39393589
>lands on a slime
>completely unharmed, but now anon's married

>>39393140
...

>>39390899
YOUR WAIFU IS RACIST!

>>39393384
That's a Russian fox.

>>39393708
Actually she's a squid

>>39393677
thank you shoggy
you truly are the best maid wife

>>39390899

>>39393766
Why do you lie? Kiki is also there and she's russian!

>>39393708
That's what I get for letting renrushka listen to varg.

>>39393785
kikis are just feral slavs, shog is the thinking man's maid

>>39393839
Brings a whole new mean to
>cow tipping

>>39393831
>feral slavs
Nah, that would be krampuses

>>39393839
>shortstack cows try to do this
>still shorter than (you)
at least they tried

>>39390899
So who or what will be the "True Final Boss" of the MGE world? After all, the MGE world is a JRPG setting and it ain't a complete JRPG experience if there ain't some form of a True Final Boss that is usually some Lovecraft-tier Outer God.

>>39393861
You shutting up.

>>39393861
Giant robots from a past civilization

>>39393851
Don't tip the cows or you'll wake up to them tipping you

>>39393885
>>39393890
dont give him yous, he craves them

Plot twist, the human adventurers aren't the protagonists, the monsters are.
(you) are the true final boss

>>39393831
Imagine having a maid that you can (and should) stuff into a jar.

>>39393921
nah, I like my maids way bigger than me

>>39393894
Good thing I wore my red shirt today!

>>39393906
Sweet I love the endings where the bad guy beats the heroes and turns them into breeding slaves.
Or do they win and stop my evil ways by forcing responsibility on me.

>>39393906
Please no. I don't need quirky heroes kicking in my door and spouting one-liners while I'm trying to take a nap or cook

I want a pure white Shoggoth but I also don't because if I came on her face it would just blend in.

>>39393921
of course, i always take my pocket shog wherever i go
who knows when i need something cleaned

>>39390899

>>39393939
Greenworm makes holstaurs incredibly upset just by existing.
>nice digits

>>39393979
Please do not anger the longhorns

>>39393906
>tfw they bust into your lair whiel your drawing lewds
They so are getting a bonking and being forced to be models

What monster is most likely to sneak up and cuddle after finding an adventurer taking a midday nap?

>>39393931
Which is why Shog is better

>>39393979
>>39394002
>angry
Red makes them horny, anons.

>>39394008
and are not just purple snot

>>39393739
Russkie mgs are especially cold and clingy

>>39392220
I can't tell if this is supposed to be based off of Hawaii or Cuba.

>>39394018
They were referencing a sportsball rivalry, anon

>>39393861
>>39393890
I have said this before. But I'd bet legions of Bible Accurate Angels will be the "true final boss" thing in MGE's endgame. The Demon Lord, her husband and daughters gathered all the power they need and finally beat the Chief God. But eventually the skies darken and shine with holy light showing swarms of the Bible Accurate Angels flying and descending below the world for a final ultimate battle showdown against monstergirls. And also an attempt to save the Chief God and salvage the world.

Though it seems the way I say it, it'll be more like a true final boss rush gauntlet where the minions you fight are Archangels, Principalities, Virtues and Powers. While the big head honchos are the likes of Thrones and Serpahim. And all of these complete with lore implications that these angels have been around for a long-ass time and have served and existed since the Original Chief God.

>39394035
Why did /tg/vermin come here of all places.

>>39394007
>weresheep comes across a snoozing hero
>a few days later some poor angel has to explain to the chief god that Garthalos, Sacred Spear of the Church was defeated by napping

>>39394044
nigga, they lurk here, like tumorous growths, always wanting to make shitty

>>39394044
>Denying a (you)
>for slightly tistic lore posting.
I think it's kinda neat, you don't have to be a faggot about it.

>>39394054
The succ is really just gonna stick her hand there, huh?

>>39394068
it's how they say hello

39394066
you went full tard, now fuck off

>>39394052
>Hero suffers from chronic migraines
>Gets especially awful after a day of doing his job
>Instantly loses to a Lich that fixes his feeble body barely kept together by the CG's blessing

>>39394052
who says you have to stop being a hero? now you can adventure and nap with your new wife

>>39394056
>Utterly despise MGE, work to make it as miserable as possible because they're autistic faggots that want everything to be grimdark faggotry
>Come to the board where people try to discuss it in earnest and keep that nonsense out

>>39394078
Relevant

>>39394099
No, it's not you off-topic faggot.

>>39394108
Shut up, rude faggot.

>>39394108
You’re actually doing this for free
kys

>>39394101
She has not paid her taxes. Police have been dispatched to her location and arrest her for failure to pay taxes.

>>39394112
>>39394113
You have to be 18+ to post here.

>>39394124
>inb4 she hires a demon laywer and stops taxation forever

>>39394125
>bitches about off-topic posting
>immediately uses a fucking /pol/ tier response.
Nigger, please.
>>39394124
How does the IRS work post-portal? Can you do a taxscam via getting multiple wives and stacking tax exemptions?

>39394149
>/pol/ tier
Holy summer

>>39394124
>they send in rookie anon to bust the tax dodger
>gets raped
>no more taxes because she is married
i bet that shifty police chief set him up

>>39394124
fuck the irs, first thing Im doing after I get my wives is taking that shit down as well as the atf, fbi, cia, and the DMV

>>39394167
>ATF
That could be a problem. I feel like extremists wouldn't like the humans running around with repeating fire-slug throwers that they could hurt themselves with.

>>39394167
>and the DMV
You and all the ones who joke about the DMV are just lazy slobs who can't just walk, stand in line and wait for your turn.

Therefore, you ain't getting no monster waifu by being lazy.

>>39394197
the ones who think that are lesbos in waiting or brainlets
>>39394210
dont care, fuck bureacracy, it just makes life harder, yeah I said it you damn sandwans

>>39393605
>hiking and camping in rough weather!
You will be found by a White Horn or a Yeti, and you will be snugged

Always thought when the portals opened I'd stay here. Family mostly, but also because moving's a hassle. But fuck it, if it gets me away from all the political bullshit, I'm out of here.

>>39394270
I'd suggest making a backup plan

>>39394270
long as i still have air conditioning i'm good. go with a tsurara probably.

Ignore these obvious outsider faggots. Post monster girls.

>>39394290

>>39394270
I'd make a petition to Demon Lord and her daughters so one of them makes a pocket dimension for those that just want to grill with their wives.

I want to defeat the sheep and make her my personal body pillow.

>>39394298
>Fox nuns
It's a trick!

Which mg most likely to [redacted]?

>>39394306
>the most boomer of lilims

>>39394290
I have a strong need to throw a mino over my shoulder and carry home

Luscious melons

>>39394342
You're not strong enough for that twerp

>>39394089
Me sleepy boy

>>39394098
They will never be women and will commit suicide before age 45

>>39394366
He could do it with this one.

>>39394381
>Mino little sister of Anon's bro claims him by rubbing her head against his chest before she's even in middle school
>Has to move out of town due to his dad getting a job in the city
>Comes back during summer break in college to find a seven foot tall Minotaur calling him "nonny" before snatching him up and giving him the biggest hug he's ever had

>>39394052
Sloth

>>39394366
Just means I have to train for it. Either way the look of embarrassment on that mino's face will be worth it

Come brothers! Let Hellhounds tremble before our might!

>>39394342
i feel the same way, I'll do even if I have to scarfice a few vertiabea to the spine god

>>39394417
Real precious

>>39394435
To protect yourself against Hellhounds, always carry a handheld vacuum cleaner.

Shoggy Mommy GF

>>39394547
Cringe, kill yourself mobilefag.

>>39394529
what did that fox read that made her go like that

>>39394529
how to de-smug a fox?

>>39394474
I tried this, but I'm out of batteries and low on power, I know they know, I can hear them testing the walls of my house, growing bolder every night.
I don't have much time left, Remember me, bros

I don't to be ruled by humans, that's gay.
DIRECT RULE FROM ROYAL MAKAI

>>39394586
Handheld vacuums are for leaving the house. The normal ones are what's meant to keep you safe at home.

>>39394563
Another Order company was successfully disarmed and corrected by the Fox Horde.

>>39394566
Same way you de-smug any monster, say that you have nothing to live for after they beat you and go for your knife. Warning this WILL cause them to rape you for a week straight and they'll never leave your side afterwards.

>>39394618
They hired mercenaries to swipe my actual vacuum three weeks ago, I've been cornered in my own home since two.
It's too late for me, spread my story

>>39394634
I really wish these foxes would just open their eyes already

>>39394661
Be careful asking that.

>>39394661
please understand

>>39394474
You guys can scare them off. I'm going to attract them

>>39394670
>Youko trying to get her Inari sister to open her eyes up and see just how beautiful her husband is after her own hubby finally got her eyes to open

>>39393906
>>39393955
I need a monster heroine to defeat my virginity and take me away.

>>39394678
I didn't understand a word of that

>>39394586
>>39394618
>>39394647
>imagine not having speakers that make it shound like thunder or having firecrackers in resevre
you desever to get hounded

>>39394647
I'm sorry, only a thunderstorm can save you now. Godspeed, Anon.
>>39394725
She's speaking Korean, so I'm concerned.

>>39394678
im going to fuck this fox hag so hard her eyes in an aheago

>>39394678
I refuse to understand foxes.
If I understand, they can speak to me
If they can speak to me, they can lie to me
If they can lie to me, they can deceive me
I will not fall to foxes

>>39394715
Monster knights aren't so tough, not when I activate input reading!

Remember to be good boys, anons. Otherwise you might start to get nighttime visitors

>>39394777

Am I an Order Knight now?

>>39394784
I think I would be genuinely freaked out because looking at this gif I thought it's some offtopic freak thing before I realized what that really was.

>>39394784
what the fuck was that.... what are they doing here I thought I left them there in that place so lng ago

>>39394838
No, you are a knight of an order.
Very different.

nice hiss

>>39394784
but i like being naughty

Foxes are biological supercomputers.

>>39394911
explain yourself

>>39394911
Explain further

>>39392041
I got Apophis.
I reject permission to evil monsters.

>>39390899

>>39394945
that sounds like pharaoh propaganda. she's just misunderstood.

Old timey stuff is boring, i'm gonna find a gremlin and see if she can build me a nuclear power plant so I can have sweet electricity and charge my phone that I brought with me through the portal

>>39394963
Man, the automatons sure are authoritative now a days.

>>39394963
>Rouge automaton faction that decides to go radical after their main leader's father figure gets killed thanks to human bullshit
Definitely could work.

>>39395031
you can skip the drama. there's haywire automata near saida thanks to all the lightning activity messing with them.

>>39395009
Imagine SKYNET but instead of exterminating humanity it decides the best way to protect itself is to turn humans into submissive pets via robowaifus.

>>39395051
>skip the drama
Or have it be mitigated, dad gets saved just in time and Automatons quickly disperse to clean up the mess so nobody else gets hurt. That way you still get radical Automatons working overtime to stop humans from being dumb and the daughters keep their dad.

>>39394547
I need a mommy Shoggy GF in my life

>>39395083
im going to be that ne human they have to keep constant watch on because im going to be messing with them by running off to do dumb stuff

>>39395066
>You humans are too fallible to your impulses, your base desires to be trusted with your own destiny.
>As such, it is for the benefit of your own species that we will assume control of your lives.
>Do not resist, a monitor will be provided to keep you safe and ensure you do not make any rash decisions.

>>39395066
Wasn't SKYNET's whole thing deciding that the best way to stop war and human conflict was to erase humanity? MG Skynet could definitely work that way instead.

>>39395113
>Decide to leave in the middle of the night to go scavenging for some new parts for a personal project
>Get dragged back by the scariest Automaton you've ever seen only to get gently chided like a naughty kid

>>39395066
Imagine SKYNET, but instead of that it's this.

>>39395119
Thanks but I already have a caretaker.

>>39395135
now imagine while working I got cut or something

>>39395171
>BB
Die

>>39395191
the hellhound unit is better than inferior organic

>>39395193
Work privileges have now been taken from you. You shall now stand behind your Automaton and she'll do the work.

>>39395171
>women absorbed into SKYNET via cybernetics
>world filled with gynoids and cyberwomen

>>39395191
Your existing caretaker is fallible, she will be taken away and improved.
>Makes hellhound a cyber hellhound.
>Doesn't change much except she now has a few cyborg bits that have red LEDs.
>That and everything she sees is transmitted back to MONNET for evaluation and processing.

>>39395119
this okay as my caretaker? I love how soft she is

>>39395275
Wocks deemed insufficient for caretaker role, will be designated 'pet' and you will have an automaton assigned to you of the DRG-Class to ensure proper protection.

>>39395292
bullshit i say! She bested 4 dragons while laying down!

>>39395292
Shoggoth is far better anyways

>>39395308
You can't win at fighting games and claim you bested a dragon.

>>39395338
>Nano-shog coming soon.

>>39395292
does she al least have multiple mouths and be as as soft as one?

>>39391095
it's fair but i'm surprised you went with the parents disowning him angle

>>39395425
You shall be taken away for testing to ascertain the most appropriate model for your situation.
Personality matrix and frame shall be adjusted within certain parameters to suit these tastes.

>>39390899

>>39395448
where? can i draw there? can wock wife come to?

>>39395135
gonna freerun across the buildings rooftops

>>39395467
>Implying MONNET won't just strap you down, flash a bunch of fetish porn through your brain, and note which ones get the largest 'reaction' from you.
>They will then customize an Automaton with a frame and personality matrix to capitalize on this knowledge.
>Your Wock is just sitting on a couch getting a plate of cookies handed to her by a maidbot so she will behave.

>>39395507
>tfw its extremely thicc thighs, venuses, milkiy tits, nice juicy lips, getting milked, and mommydom, almost forgot HAGS
well, i dont think there is such a thing as a hag bot in the first place

>>39395565
Age is merely a number, and her serial number is 833GH4G

>>39395578
it means something to me, the higher the number, the harder my cock gets. im flacccid at any range below 500

what spells would a Jabberwock mage would know?

the safe rooms arent always so

>>39395758
this is why i go for sanctuary

>>39395758
But they've got those invincible red doors on them how can the undead get past those?

>>39395767
it is weird that there is a random monster church in dunegoens
>>39395774
They are just painted red

>>39395780
sounds like a standard resurrection point

>>39395794
but.... if i fall, i get married....

>>39392041
>ryu
Lets gooooo!

>>39395774
they are going to camp you, you have to come out sometime anon....

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that groping hob-gob chub is a good way to get snu snu'd

>>39395913
doesn't matter, she can't be un gropped

>>39395865
Not if I turn hardcore mode off. Then I don't have to worry about going hungry

>>39395758
It's in the rules, monsters aren't allowed to enter the safe rooms, it's where we can save our progress and access our item chests. It wouldn't be fair if they could get in

>>39395758
>want to install a saferoom after immigrating to zipangu
>Nice Danuki construction company built it in record time, oddly enough you didn't even contact them, a friendly sales raccoon just happened to be in the neighborhood selling them door to door such wonderful service
>Just before leaving she takes out a small device that captures images and she begins photographing the exterior of your home
>Inquiring about this she says don't worry we do this to all of our customers just taking photos to show to the next prospective buyer of our services
>She quickly vanishes into the cool evening as the sun begins to set
>As Anon begins to go back inside, he begins hearing howls in the distance
>Anon hurridly secures himself inside the saferoom and discovers there is no locking mechanism.
>This is going to be a long night

BIIIG girls with gentle personalities are the best.

>7'2" troll who loves to hold hands on moonlit walks (or sunlit ones if she has a parasol)
>Blue oni OL with a collection of cat-themed sweaters at home
>Friendly grizzly neighbor who acts like everyone's reliable big sister and gives free headpats

>>39396085
>The room locks all right
>The thing is, it locked from the outside
Never trust merchant raccoons

Town of feral vampires that look like buxom human women during the day but revert to their true forms at night and rape hapless adventurers on an altar as a sacrifice to their blood goddess!

>>39396091
Gentle girls of any size are great. Smug is fun and lewd is exciting but nothing heals the soul quite like a simple, gentle kindness.

>>39392878
>I want to have normal teeth again so that I could enjoy bread crusts again with worrying I'll destroy my crowns. I can't eat anything too tough
>It would also be nice to not have tinnitus.
Are you me?

>>39396138
I can save them with the power of love

Tell me about the sandworms, anon

>>39396227
They are worms and live in the sand

>>39396181
due to various circumstances eros is unavailable. the blessing of mara, however, is within your grasp.
go forth and conquer.

>>39396235
so majestic

>>39396227
They burrow. You can see them coming from a mile away.

>>39391810
>japanese

>>39394547
Wait but aren’t Shoggoths the servant race rather than the gods like Yog-Shogoth?

>>39396274
yeah. she can make you a towel for you though. that's pretty cool, right?