/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why
does she even wear rings?

I hate rings in general.

What rings?

Thats why i prefer Elis.

>>38937453
I think he means the rings she shoots out for her second attack. Can't blame him, those things can be really disorientating.

>>38937579
Elis has fans?

>>38938461
Yeah fuck those things

>>38938491
Of course she has. All 5 of them.

>>38949144
Shinki, Sacchan, Alice, Kurumi and this >>38937579 anon? Pretty sad that the only sisters of hers who count themselves as her fans are the NEET and the loser.

>>38949514
...

I hate Kurumi's stupid dot for a nose

>>38949514
This Anon is actually Yuki, sorry to break it to you. Only Makai residents like Elis.

>>38949514
Hey, at least im in good company, especially with Sacchan and Shinki.

>>38951538
Why not Mai though?

>>38951712
Mai is jealous of Elis' cute star on her face so she doesnt like Elis
Mai has no friends besides Yuki!

>>38951712
I want to be Mai's friend

>>38951712
I want to be Mai's sex friend

>>38951763
If Mai and Elis tried bullying each other, who would win?

>>38957086
Mai, of course. Mai is very good at bullying and she has tons of experience in it. Elis is actually a decently good girl so her experience pales in comparison.
The only girl Mai doesnt bully straight away is Yuki, instead bullying Yuki behind her back!

Why is she so mean?

Kurumi

>>38959252
very kute kurumi, but this is now a mai thread

Last night I dreamed I raped Mai

Make space for the best angel.

>>38959316
She does need a lot of space for being so massive.

>>38959336
Massive, huh.

>>38959336
See thats the issue with Sariel - her wings are too big greatly reducing her huggability. Genge doesn't have that problem and is perfectly huggable.

>>38959398
The soft massive wings only enhance the experience when they're wrapped around you tightly.

>>38959398
Based Gengebro

>>38959429
>Based

>>38959455
Sucking Muge's boobs

>>38959523
Muge saggers...

>>38959523
Muge doesn't like phoneposters.

>>38959637
Mugechichi...

Muge looks very soft!
Can she be a good main if she's that soft?

Mugetsu really wants to be a maid and so she requires your knowledge! There's no way out of it today, you ARE playing house with Mugetsu today! You will
>Clean Genge's room
>Teach her how to use the Vaccum Cleaner
>Teach her how to prepare Tea
>Make sure her headdress won't fall off

>>38962952
[X] Clean Genge's room

Let's see what she has in there!

>>38962966
Ooh what's this?

>>38962952
>Teach her how to prepare Tea
Preparing tea with Muge and drinking it with her!

>>38962952
[X] Rape the maids

>>38963036
Clean Genge first.

>>38959455
I am nightmare so I welcome non-jp posters.

>>38959455
>>38971228
This was just a joke, for the record. I never would.

>>38978895
sacchan when she sees new addictive gacha geemu

>>38979022
Or when fishing.

>>38970991
How does one clean a Genge?

I like these touhous

>>38990318
Lovingly. Tenderly. And without missing a single spot. You need to keep your Genge squeaky clean at all times.

>>38994117
She looks like she never baths and likes dragon dildos in the ass.

>>38962952
Imagine if Genge was a maid too.

Drink my cum, chestnut bitch.

>>39025612
This is no the Luna thread, anon.

>>39006061
>imagine of Genge was a maid too
Yumeko correction would be required...

>>39050007
What sort of correction?

>>39063134
The Yumeko kind...
I was going to say the joke doesn't even work since Yumeko's bossfight isn't hard enough to induce flashbacks, but I haven't played in a while. Still, a stage two boss wouldn't be a match for her.

>>39072051
>spoiler
You've never fought Lunatic Yumeko, have you?

koin

>>39077499
The most unpopular hu.

>>39077509
We must help this koin become more popular.

>>39078003
Can we get her out of the coin?

>>39080438
But whats on the other side of the coin anyway?

>>39080661
kute koin butt

>>39080438
No, she is forever stuck.

>>39077499
I thought she was a girl inside a bronze mirror and not a koin.

>>39087034
It's possible, but koin is also fun to say.

>>39087034
>>39088106
Koin kunny

>>39088176
Do not sexualize the koin

>>39088555
homo

>>39088564
The koin must be kept pure of earthly desires.

>>39088555
The koin is pure, but also lewd.

>>39088641
How can a koin be lewd

>>39088690
Like this!

Shinki's cutest daughter

>>39090308
is Sacchan!

>>39090417
But Sacchan is a lazy neet...

>>39090448
She can still be cute!

>>39090466
Thats because her friend Konngara as well as Shinki & others care for her!
It's very hard to both get Sacchan to take a shower, and wash her wings!

>>39090529
Sacchan is such a pristine being that she doesn't have to wash her wings all that often! The elegant angel could wear panties for a week straight and they would only appear to be as if they'd been worn for less than a day.

>>39076940
No.

>>39080438
Kikuri is the coin.

>>39102353
Enviable

kooroomee

>>39116453
This will be your Kurumi for tonight.

>>39123036
Nobody touches dearest Alice without permission from Lady Shinki

>>39131815
Yumeko is overprotective big sister.

>>38928591
>does she even wear rings?
Because she's married to me, anon. Also, don't look at my wife.

Posting Kurumi in the Kurumi thread!

>>38928558
Low-born coomon as mud peasant vampire

>>39159977
Yuuka will kill you if you continue to insult her other blonde gatekeeper like that.

>>39160366
She's a smelly wastrel, good-for-nothing who can't even use a napkin properly!

>>39172678
Kurumi would never do such thing. This is pure slander.

I dreamed I was Kurumi and molested Elly.

>>39177427
If you were Kurumi, you'd get away with touching Elly's butt and wouldn't get in trouble for it.

>>39177427
I dreamed I was Yuuka last night, I don't remember if I did anything to Elly.

>>39177476
Why does Elly like it when Kurumi slaps her butt?

>>39177537
It's not so much about liking it. Elly just wouldn't think too much about Kurumi touching her butt or breasts. Kurumi is seen as innocent and not lewd.

>>39177658
I bet you she likes it, she's probably a weirdo.

>>39179160
Elly is not a weirdo! She's cute and wholesome. Just because she has a pair of massive milkers doesn't mean that she's lewd.

>>39179826
Elly is a very good girl indeed, and her body is a gift. I understand why Yuuka likes her.

>>39185302
She's always been there for her.

Elly on the front page! (in Kurumi's thread)

>>39197428
Congrats Elly!

>>39203594
It is a proud day worth celebrating for Elly. Being on the front page is truly something.

Yumemi

>>39221405
Yumemi?

Yumemi and her sidekick!

>>39221870
Yumemi!

>>39221957
cute sidekick

More love for the evil eye!

>>39237040
Shinki's forgotten daughter.

>>39237040
>>39237145
This character is a male. A shota. You can't convince me otherwise.

>>39238449
The idea of a shota having to share a living space with Shinki, Yumeko, Sacchan and Louise sounds pretty scary. <img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/83cf2699_Aquacry.png">

>>39238493
Scary? More like "wish it was me scenario".

But lets be real Yuugen is a fair lady herself.

>>39238670
>More like "wish it was me scenario".
True. Having to be a shota would be an insignificant price to pay for getting to live in Makai with Shinki and her daughters.

Her eye discs seem pretty useful for peeping purposes.

Would Yuugenmagan be a KanMari enjoyer?
<img class="xae" data-xae width="24" height="24" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/857a9ea0_MarisaFace.png">

>>39244662
Why yes, im sure she would.

The question is - is evil eye sigma gachifan? <img class="xae" data-xae width="24" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c291d202_gachiGASM.png">

>>39244722
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6f5bc7e5_PillowYes.png">

>>38937579
>>38938491
Elis is a bad influence.

>>39251829
She's also a good girl who tries her best.

FUCK Elly

>>39263626
Elly has a lewd body, but she shouldn't be lewded like this!

>>38928558
I think it makes her look cuter.

>>39263626
Did Elly really give you that hard of a time?

>>39267140
Those tiles+scythe combos can really mess up a man.

Two sidekicks!

Elly

>>39278975
She's a big girl.

>>38928591
magic

Kurumi taking it easy.

>>39271795
Third sidekick!

Naptime with Elly

>>39304457
imagine the LLS naps

>>39279601
it must be cold

Orange is forgotten

>>39304710
What if Orange is actually Meiling? Is there any evidence for this other than appearance?

>>39304721
It would be funny if Meiling sometimes accidentally addressed Remilia or Flandre as "Kurumi" out of an old habit.

>>39304528
WAKE UP NERDS

Elly is sex
https://files.catbox.moe/iqzjxl.png

>>39311523
It's too early~

>>39313417
Pease don't lewd the Elly.
Please lewd the Elly.

I wonder why there's so much nipple-focused art of Elly?

>>39321381
Cuterumi!

>>39325631
Very kute!

>>39324862
Elly's Ellys are big, therefore they produce lots of milk, therefore nipple art.

>>39333218
There is zero correlation between size and milk production.

>>39335078
Not quite. Breast size increases during pregnancy, so there is at least a weak correlation between size and milk production.

Kurumi is much better than those other lame little baby vampires.

>>39344010
Ok Kurumi.

Big and little Kurumi.

Woah, Kurumi drives a race car!

>>39352572
That sponsorship and advertisement deal she got is pretty lucrative.

>>39360954
Windows 'hus wish they could get deals like these!

Shinki REALLY wants some grandkids...

>>39361410
The only maid work she'll be doing from now on, will be promotional!

>>39361540
Yep, she really hit the big time. Let's hope she doesn't forget about the little guys.

>>39361966
Kurumi isn't as vile as those born in this field!
She would never forget her friends. She's an honest, good girl!

>>39361966
Her friends mean the world to her, and she'll never forget them!

>>39362016
>>39362127
I'm so happy for her!

>>39361463
Yumeko is nice and all, but my heart already belongs to Shinki's eldest daughter.

>>39362235
I hope you're ready to take care of Sariel's every need as she lazes around playing MMOs all day & night, then!

>>39362518
She has Yumeko for that. I would laze around with Sacchan and play games with her.

>>39362563
I hope some Anon out there will be there to provide Yumeko with some relief. She's working so hard every day. She deserves a good person to be around her & help her.

>>39362614
Yumeko lives for her job and takes great pride in it. She would become depressed if she had nothing to do. But she does deserve to get paired up with a supportive anon too. She's approaching that dreaded cake age that Sacchan has already reached.

>>39362668
The problem with Yumeko is that every time Shinki brings someone over for Yumeko to engage with, maybe get in a relationship with so Shinki can finally have grandkids after the disappointment that was Alice, she's not exactly the most thrilling to talk to. She'll be telling you all abut how today's cleaning endeavors was harder than usual because Yuki dropped her teacup in accident, or how the vaccum cleaner hasn't been working as well lately and she's pondering on buying a new one. You know, that kind of stuff. If you try to branch out and ask her what she likes to do for fun, it can get a little... boring for some of the boys Shinki finds for her daughter. The only time it seems she branches out of work discussion is to tell how great Shinki is, and while I agree with her on that, I don't thik that was my idea of a fun way of branching out discussion topics.
Maybe Shinki should place her bets on Mai & Yuki instead.

>>39362729
>Maybe Shinki should place her bets on Mai & Yuki instead.
I wouldn't count on them. Mai is mean, and Yuki is Yuki. If anyone, Louise might be her best bet.

>>39362782
Yuki is a very good girl. She needs someone nice to help her with how dense she can be at times, but at the same time, if she wasn't the way she was, Mai wouldn't have any friends, so maybe that's a good thing, in a way!

>>39362821
Yuki truly is among the nicest of Shinki's daughters. Mai can be glad to have her.

>>39362782
I had a dream where I was Louise once, but it was in a chuuni battle genre for some reason.

>>39363069
Funny, considering how she's one of the more normal ones of Shinki's daughters.

>>39363094
It was a really weird dream, my mind was transplanted into Louise after I died.
Eventually I met a regular version of Louise and a regular version of myself, and both were horrified by what I'd become and refused to see me as themselves.

>>39363228
Somehow I can easily imagine Doremy writing the script for your dream like it's some sort of great masterpiece. "And then anon, now Louise, met anon and Louise, who were horrified that anon had become Louise, and neither anon nor Louise would accept anon as Louise or anon anymore."

>>39363275
I wonder if Doremy, Muge, and Genge take turns writing my dreams. I have a lot of vivid dreams.
And I wonder who is responsible for my dreams, and who is responsible for my nightmares.

>>39363437
They drink together, write whatever comes to mind and you get to see whatever drunken nonsense they came up with this time when you go to sleep.

>>39363679
Thankfully I stay up for 28 hours and then sleep for 14 hours, so they have a while to write.

>>39363766
They still have to come up with material for the entire 14 hours!

>>39363786
I have typed full 80 page novellas in 8 hours while drunk. Can they start putting in some actual effort?

>>39363437
Genge fancies power, so she gives you all the power trip dreams!
Muge is more about the cute, quiet life of a Maid, so she gives you the most grounded dreams!
Doremy is a tease, so she takes care of both nightmares & the ero dreams!

>>39363832
No wonder my dreams where I become Genge tend to be about me becoming some inhuman, murdering monster that my friends and family still love.

>>39363798
But the best dreams are the ones where the plot doesn't follow any sort of established conventions on good script writing, and play out as if they were written by a black out drunk lunatic!

>>39363882
Since I'm getting drunk tonight, I'll write /jp/'s script from now on, in accordance with my dreams.

>>39363899
Remember to report back tomorrow and tell us all about it!

>>39363929
No I won't!!

>>39361410
they literally do though.

>>39367258
Bullshit

Kurumi's happiness is a ray of sunlight for every Mugenkan resident!

>>39372895
Wow, she's really tiny!

>>39373002
Elly is just very tall. Her imposing height made her a good candidate for gatekeeping. That and she's good friends with Yuuka and everyone

>>39373064
I've always thought of Yuuka as being tall, but it kinda suits Elly too.

>>39373189
People tend to associate height with those in position of power, so it may not be as blatant to give it to a mere gatekeeper, but the more you think about it, the more it does make sense. Even if she's good at her job, if you have no ill will towards Mugenkan residents, she won't hurt you one bit, and if for some reason you were to get hurt, she'll be among the first to come, lean down & give you a hand to get back up. If it hurts a little & you end up crying, she might even comfort you with a hug. She's a very good girl, not at all a tease like Yuuka.

What is going on here?

>>39374586
Genge just thinks her sister is cute, is all

>>39373355
Boobies~

Woah!
Looking cool, Yuki!
Awesome black witch!

>>39374819
Woah!

Baku>Getsus

>>39381292
Baku=Getsus

Genge>Dore

Kuru>others

I had a very long dream involving a lot of emotional stuff, but after I finally helped those ghosts on the train have peace, I flew home, since I'm getting quite good at flying in my dreams. But right outside the front door was Yumeko. She told me that I should wear a maid outfit so she'll be able to flip my skirt. I ignored her, returned to my bed and woke up for real.

>>39402843
Better put on that maid dress while you still can, anon. Yumeko isn't known for joking about that sort of stuff.

>>39402877
Too late. That dream was like three months ago. I just remembered it now because of the thread. Nothing bad happened.

>>39402877
Yumeko gets to be a big pervert without any consequences! She'll play nice with Shinki if you say anything and Shinki always believes her because she's Shinki's favorite! Then Anon will be in for a bad time for trying to screw with Yumeko...

>>39402962
What is Alice's clothing doing there in the background?

>>39403814
She's doing a secret panty inspection on her sisters' used underwear. Yumeko takes extra care to inspect Alice's panties for reasons.

Would Yumeko be a good mother?

>>39403947
Yes! In fact, you should get in a relationship with her, and make kids with her! Please!

>>39403947
Probably. She has plenty of experience taking care of her sisters. And Shinki would undoubtly give her full support for any plan that would result in grandchildren for her.

>>39402935
You're not in the clear yet. Years of putting up with Shinki, Sacchan and the rest of her useless sisters has helped Yumeko to develop the patience of a saint, and she may very well be playing the long game here, striking when you least suspect it.

>>39403972
I wonder how Shinki feels about Yumeko posting on /jp/ like this.

>>39407978
Sounds more like Shinki's thinly-veiled attempt at getting a partner for her maid.

>>39407978
>>39408322
If Yumeko did indeed post on the jay, she'd post on the boards where you can discuss cooking, cleaning, general maid stuff and how to deal with back pain from having absolutely massive milkers.

>>39416518
I bet a hardworking girl like her would secretly be a /jp/ poster.

>>39418639
Imagine Mai and Yuki secretly posting on 4chan without either of them knowing that the other also posts, and them getting into a flamewar for the most trivial of reasons.

>>39419708
I can imagine Yuki being rather innocent, though when push comes to shove, she'd get really heated & involved to defend her points, especially if someone were to badmouth her best friend Mai, or to defend herself.
Mai though is a bit more sly, and she knows what she can get. Hell, she might even shit talk Yuki, knowing full well that she's also Yuki's confidant, so if she were to feel down from some mean comments about her, she'd immediatly go to Mai to cry about it. Mai is one of the few girls Yuki doesnt try as hard to keep the awesome, hot attitude towards, in fact she's a little bit of a crybaby with Mai, and Mai loves it, and she keeps a cool head as she gets these hugs & "comforts" Yuki on something she was actually responsible for. She feels so good crushing Yuki's confidence, setting herself up to constantly be above her, yet appear as a saint at all times. Here comes Yuki, coming over to Mai again, sobbing against her shoulder. "They're all so rude to me! I don't know what i've done to them! I try my best!" She keeps arguing to herself, bursting into tears from time to time. Mai has gotten so rude with these Anonymous comments that Yuki's started to doubt herself - She now fully believes that Mai is the stronger one. She's so much reliant on Mai now that her confidence has been shattered, and her visits for hugs & back pats have been a lot more frequent, much to Mai's twisted enjoyment

>>39420424
Mai...

>>39383820
Baku>Getsus

>>39420424
Sacchan ought to discipline Mai the same way Yumeko disciplined Alice. She's the only one capable of that anyway.

>>39432910
>Sacchan ought to discipline Mai the same way Yumeko disciplined Alice
So not at all?

>>39429851
Baku=Getsus!

>>39437191
Yumeko was the only reason Alice turned out halfway decent!

Purple squad to rescue.

>>39471341
Purple!

>>39471470
Red!

>>39479496
Yellow!

>>39479599
Orange!

>>39479820
White!

Mokou should dye her hair purple.

>>38928558

How much blood does Kurumi need to drink per-day?

>>39488680
A volume most appropriately measured in juice boxes or wine glasses.

>>39479836
Green!

>>39499505
Pink!

>>39499734
Black!

>>39507105
Im blue dabadi dabada.

Kurumi lives!

Kurumi DIES

>>39513824
Kurumis never die!

>>38928558

>>39507311
Red...

>>39534834
Green

>>39540592
Green!

>>39546926
Green!

>>39547308
Greens!

>>39547662
Haha, Green!

>>39548052
green

>>39548105
Forever green!

>>39548154
Yuuka is very modest.

>>39548175
She sure is.

Is this the Yuuka thread?

>>39554066
No, it's Kurumi's!
But Kurumi is good friends with Yuuka, so it's okay! Friends can help each other!

>>39554419
Cute friends doing cute things.

Such a nice girl!

Kurumi boobie??

>>39563743
Kurumi boobie!

LLS is so blonde.

Forgotten PC-98hus.

>>39578772
Please don't be rude to Kana, she might cry

>>39578772
false, everyone loves kana

Fluffyhead!

>>39584574
>>39584956
Kana is kute like Kurumi!

>>39593892

>>39586380
very fluffy

>>39586380
>>39598878
fuwa fuwa

OL Elly to the rescue!

>>39620289
Good 'ol Elly.

>>39620289
I never knew how much I wanted OL Elly until now.

>>38928558

>There are other Elis fans
Damn I have a home now.

>>39648278
Elis has millions of fans around the world.

>>39648278
She is very likable.

Kurumi impregnation sex
Will Kurumi be a good mother?

Kana...

>>39680783
Does she keep the gloves on at all times?

>>39682201
At all times, except when she's bathing.

Kana is right behind you

>>39683106
My neck hurts

>>39679209
No, she is delinquent.

>>39684339
Kurumi is caring and rule abiding! Elis is the bad influence leading her to trouble.

It's Elly time!

>>39705782
paizuri

>>39705977
Ellyzuri
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5081013

Does Kurumi drink Elly's milk?

>>39706461
Yuuka drinks it and uses it for cooking too!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4063932

Drinking her milk isn't going to make your boobs grow, dumb vampire. You're a kid forever.

>>39706569
That isn't going to stop her from trying!

I need Kurumi drawn with big boobs now

>>39706717
Yuuka absorbed all the big boob energy from Kurumi, and she can't get it back.

>>39709162
Now she's being caged!

>>39713007
Kurumi being put into time out!

>>39706717
Boobrumi

Will you accept this offering?

>>39720553
Elly offering a Yuuka sounds like a good deal.

>>39720553
I'd rather take the Elly with me, is that fine?

>>39724398
An Elly is fine too.

Goodnight Kurumi!