/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39368513
Yeah but bondage fairies though

elves

>>39368513
>Undead grow in numbers
>ushi oni image

OP you cocked it up.

>>39368513

>>39368859
Cute Zombie wife

Remember, to prevent damage to property always be within arms reach of your wurm in case she decides she wants cuddles.

>>39368859
>>39368899
Dragon Zombies are the best when it comes to physical affection.
>Cuddles
>Headpats
>Sharing a bed
>Taking a bath together
>Always clinging onto you

A few threads ago someone mentioned that monstergirls can sense what type of monsters a guy likes and would be a little less likely to go after them for that. Does the same go for a man who's married or has a human girlfriend who gets monsterized?

>>39369091
She'd still mostly be the same person she was before so there's no reason to think he'd stop being attracted to her.

>>39369139
I know that, I was just wondering if they'd turn into a monstergirl they' d like.

>>39369168
Any man that marries a human woman would probably be happy with the default succ

>>39369041
Nice

Need an autistic art fairy who gets off to technical drawings and circuit diagrams.

would you have a creepy monster as your gf?

Teenage monster girls in a rebellious phase who want to go back to the old days and terrorize humanity!

>>39369744
but they feel real bad about it and just settle for teasing their love!

>>39368691
Undead Ushi must be amazing.

>>39369720
Very much yes.

>>39369744
>dragon daughter threatens to eat you
>freezes up when you put your hand in her mouth and dare her to take a bite

>>39369817
you gotta go to the creepy part of town to get one then, they are real creeps over there, like way creepy

>>39369850
Do they have spooky scary skeletons that send shivers down my spine?

>>39369863
more than that, get right up on you, sniff you, even lick your face if your single

i lve my wyve very much

>>39369891
She's cute

>>39369850
I’m gonna go wearing merch from one of my favorite games and go straight for their nerd hobby store.

>>39369959
going right into the den of the biggest creeps, hope you dont mind extreme pervs, loss of personall space and very groppy hands

Anon, wanna go down to the circus, I heard there in town?

>>39369744
>>39369773
>hellhound thinks her mom is weak for coddling humans
>stalks the human boy she's been bullying for months as he walks home
>finally corners him only to stop when he bursts into tears
>spends the next hour apologizing as she shoves his face into her chest fluff to calm him down

>>39368513
Anyone know where I can find those banshees that were giving out free hugs? I just need one until I can get my meds.

>>39370189
creepy part of town, huggers square. FInd the biggest one

>>39370135
You guys really fixated on the chest fluff

>>39370213
chest fluff is OP

>>39370198
>find the biggest one
this post was written by bogey claws

>>39370235
What if I told you there was a girl with 100% chest fluff?
And fluff in other places too. All over even.Would that be the best girl?

>>39370243
bogeys dont have claws, they have fluffy oversized hands

>>39370189
BANSHEE
LOVE

are bogeys just very motherly goths?

>>39370334
>banshee: can vary from mom goth to nerd goth
>bogey: teddy bear with great tatas

>>39370457
but look at her and tell me she doesnt look a little goth

>>39370500
She doesn't look a little goth

>>39370500
I always think of goths as being overly concerned about her appearance in public. She's just leaking fluff everywhere. She looks like she needs a man to be her tailor, not a goth.
OTOH, the eyes do speak to a deep sadness that can only be cured with cuddles.

>"Ah hello there anon. I see you have had a nice afternoon nap and quite the dream as I headed you muttering. What's that? You had erotic dreams and visions!? Monstergirls? The new Demon Lord is a friendly succubus with a friendly hero husband that wants man and monsters to love? Wonderland? Eros becoming a powerful god thanks to power of love? 'Mamono Mana???' That human realm being conquered by a demoness named Druella!? By Vaul's forge tools, What kind nonsensical dreams did you have anon!? I shall have you referred to our apothecaries or lore masters to see what kind of 'visions' you just had. Now get up and get back to work. Remember your Indentured Servitude to our noble house anon."

>>39370704
then what does she look like? A lot goth?

>>39370752
A not goth

>>39370779
Ok, what are the monsters are the most goth?

>>39370779
>tfw no visagoth monster gf

The rich mouse.

>>39370878
>the average monsterhattan rat

>>39370794
You can always find a goth bogey, they're just not standard. As far as being racially gothic?
>Banshee
>Night Gaunt?
>Oomukade
>Dark Mage?

>>39370951
>>dark mage
thats a bit iffy
I think of goth and edgy as one and the same so I think demons and devils can fit the goth bill pretty easy

>>39368513
>Undead ushi
How terrifying

>>39371018
an undead wurm is more scary because they overflow the Int stats and get 99999 int

>>39370897
Imagine being used to all the rowdy countryside rats and then moving into a city and having to deal with the fancy rats and their addiction to overpriced bubble tea and frappuccinos.

Wear jeans and a belt when you go swimming, unless you want to get your dick sucked by a mermaid.

>>39371036
>wurm who has been alive long enough to become haku-intelligent
good lord

>>39370794
Some are unexpected goths

>>39370990
Fair enough, I think it's more about the look than the edge. Long, dark, flowing clothing, makeup, etc.

>>39371072
think of all the palns she can make and yu wouldn't even notice it

>>39371120
imagine an ojou banshee trying to ohohoho

>>39371072
They call her the Think Tank.

>>39371072
you can say she's drilly smart?

>>39371044
Gotta be worse with Ratatoskrs.
You go from local gossip about who's making eyes at someone's almost legal son to international intrigue and business espionage.

>>39371072
damn shes older that some foxes

>>39371181
imma mess with those tree rats by misplacing all their files and disorganizing their entire filessystem. they wont be able to get it fixed for years

>>39371262
>The Uwaaahacker

>>39371181
>Countryside Ratatoskr journal had a section where readers asked questions
>It was all wholesome stuff about love, food and everyday life
>City journal's questions section is instead filled with conspiracies and complaints

>>39371278
And also scramble all their physical files into some strange code I made while high, drunk and plastered in the strongest MGC drugs

>>39371278
A copycat person, just like the uwabomber, what'd next. The UWAAROBBER?Everyone wants their 15 mins of fame in this damn city

>>39371299
Yeah, I'm moving back to the country, where the biggest scandal is trying to find the secret ingredient in the local Satyros beer.

Is E-mail delivered by Cyber-Ratas?

>>39371375
wait I forge, was the uwabomber trying to make more or less lolis

>>39371406
Less lolis, more hags

>>39371417
oh in that case, glory to the uwabomber
I love big old hags

>>39371406
Uwaabomber is anti-Sabbath.

They're growing in cute numbers.

>>39371424
You could have had little lolis licking all your body. Your loss.

>>39371495
counterpoint, I get to have big hags smothering all my body
my win

>>39371495
big hags have bigger tongues and also can pin you more easily

>>39371495
Hag Akaname and Ghouls are hard to resist.

>>39371456
I know parenting can be hard but throwing her off a cliff isn't the answer.

>>39371495
No big loss. I love hags.

Which monster girl is the best hag anons ?

>>39371550
foxes, wurms, elfs, bogeys, bogies, jabberwocks just to name a few

>>39371550
Best hag is right here

>>39371605
Lolis...no thanks but yeah I get what you mean

>>39371605
Potion loli, I am going into battle and I require your strongest potions.

>>39371613
>he thinks he gets to decline
Kids these days say the silliest things

>>39371550
I think Nukis and Coins make for exceptional hags

>>39371625
>str potion, become unbeatable in battle and untameable, but become a shota with muscles
>int potions, get even smarter than the smartest haku, lose most of your physical attack

>>39371649
Please explain.

>>39371658
>tanukis, plump, lots of money, most likely very wise, and able to trick you
>coins, is money, weighs alot, probaly a bit pudgy, just loves to fill your greed for her body

>>39371658
rich old hags who can't get over the fact you don't care about their hoard of wealth and just love her for who she is
the smugness of both realising they bagged a man for free
guarantee to be good

>>39371550
Add Satyros and Hakutaku
>you're getting your degree in Demonic Botany at Moncity A&T
>your faculty advisor and the boss at your internship at the local vineyard want to invite you to a special celebration

>>39371550
dragon

>>39371605
Sitting in your lap with your dick shoved in, coaxing the semen out just with her pussy muscles as she's engrossed in magical research.
Yes it's okay to headpat her too.

>>39371751
I need to breed that dragon.

>>39371751
i just noticed that even her tail has been covered

>>39368513

I LOVE DEMONS !

>>39371880
demons are so damn sexy

>>39371895
Indeed

I LOVE ANGELS !

>>39371942
Angels are so damn easy to corrupt.

>>39371900
i honestly want to drink demon milk

>>39371942
Angels are nice too

>>39371960
Based.

Anon, what monster girl KC should redraw?

>>39372046
hornet and bee

>>39372046
dwarves

>>39372058
Isn't bee already redrawn?

>>39372046
Dryad

>>39372046
Crow Tengu could use an update

>>39372108
not that i remember....

>>39372046
Centaurs
Mge Centaur is some shaggy four-legged wood-elf
Same with Nightmare is some pudgy emo purplepony.
Needs to be taller, sleeker, more 'great-warrior' than current rustic version
Unicorn and even Bicorn are better designs

>>39372189
Nightmare - almost bulbous western-ish MLPbody
>Z-ton and Crabman draw better hosspussy

>>39372046
Chimaera could do with a redesign

>>39372109
>>39372189
Why not both?

>>39372046
werebat

>>39372046
I've always thought that Otohome doesn't get the attention she deserves. I think a big part of it is that her lower body looks too stiff compared to other serpentine monstergirls, especially when she's supposed to be all about dancing.

>>39372189
>>39372222
Whereas Cents like irl hosses should have defined musculature and equine anatomy, not western 'cartoon' shapes

>>39372368
She does look kind of gross.

>>39372307
Thats a Deertaur, but even as a 'woods-creature', she at least has defined anatomy in her bone structure and muscles.
KCs Nightmare is so 'western-cartoon-balloon' she just needs to paint on a cutiemark and she could slide into Equestria to mindfuck some Bronies.

>>39372368
I always thought it needs to be better defined that those 'hoops' are jointed, more like a rattlesnakes tait pieces so she can appear to flex more.

>>39372368
negatives- dumb hair, weak horns, small hands, weak gimmick, underwater, drugs r bad, seahorse memes
positives- open shoulder kimono
it almost evens out

>>39372368
She looks more like a sea-horse than flexible.

>>39372535

>>39368513

>>39372575
>Al Jazeera
Based

>>39372368
>lower body looks too stiff
Her lower half looks like an ice-cream cone where the girl-part is the softserve and the rest is a hard shell not capable of a snake-like movement. It would be more believable if they werent joined down the front and the sides in those ridges as then they could flex like a ducting tube made of rings with softer material in between.
So far I've just head-canon'd that the tail section is solidified like a seahorse.

>>39372046
Elves

>>39372669
would you be disappointed when she maintains that beanpole figure?

>>39369720
Yes

"Maid" and "Bodyguard" shoulf mean the same thing.

>>39372734
cute

>>39372575
An RNN Ratasakr News Network update:
Retail disater in Wanberg markets as 99% of retail Anons suspiciously fail to return from their morning coffee-break
>"Its just crazy", said Assistant Manager Anon, "I can't cope with this shit. There are still dozens of lonely Heckhunds roaming the aisles, pressing all the 'assistance needed' buttons, but not buying anything. I'm closing the counter and going home to brush my waifu."
An MGCPG Spokesmamono reported that while there were large unruly crowds throughout the night, nothing appeared to be looted in the 'mostly peaceful' riots that ensued.

>>39372368
Maybe the dancing is all in the upper body and the lower half isnt involved, like a reversed Irish-dancing.

SEX WITH SUB-ZERO TEMPERATURES !

>>39372695
Yes

>>39372894
tsurara best ice lady

You might want to live in mgland, but you know, thar they dont have bagger 288, right?

>>39372939
what?

>>39372911
Not bad indeed

>>39372957
A curious looking Dullahan.

>Want monster wife
>Defiant personality makes me want to resist the urge for monster wife
I hate this

>>39373084
dont worry, some monsters love tsunderes

>>39371605
Do loli echidna daughters grow up to be lolis or are they normal sized?

>>39373100
they're larger than standard echidna

>>39372535
>>39372551
Why are those Loli-foxxes trying to dress up as older? Is it to sneak into R-18 movies?

>>39373100
It's lolis all the way down

>>39373120
That's very large. I don't often think about it but your average lamia must weigh 500-700 pounds at least. Larger than average would be close to half a ton

>>39373097
Which ones?

>>39373192
all the sadists, and all the deredere

>>39373192
manticores

>>39373144
Be cute if the eldest daughter the echidna was massive and all the younger daughters were lolis. Mostly because it's adorable to think of them crawling on top of their big both meanings of that word sister

Gonna leave my Kikimora maid hooked up to a milking machine while i go to work every day and see how long she lasts.

No succuharpy, we must listen to kreator for the 3000th time.

>>39373149
The heaviest recorded snake was 17 feet long and weighed 215 pounds, although it's estimated that they could be as large as 24 feet and 400 pounds. Anacondas are hard to catch so nobody knows for sure. The length looks about right but the average lamia looks a lot wider, so 400-800 pounds sounds reasonable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgXY51Cx6iI

Which monster would fuck you and not expect you to settle down and have kids?

>>39373319
For me? It's Juno Reactor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwI8jdQi-Y

>>39373392
pyrow

>>39373356
>hard to catch
How is that thing hard to catch? It's got no legs, it can't run away just grab it and take it home

>>39373392
Alice. She'd forget she fucked you and doesn't know how to make kids.

>>39373403
> This aura the pyrow have deludes men into feeling that they can casually have sex with these girls without a care in the world and simply enjoy the pleasure
go back to 4mon, pyrow.
>>39373414
Actually yes. Probably the creepiest girl in the setting though.

>>39373356
The snake half of even smaller lamias are larger than any living snake. If you look at massive extinct snakes like titanoboa they bottomed out at just over a ton so
>loli snake 100-300 lbs
>average lamia 400-800 lbs
>larger than average 700-1200 lbs
>largest lamias (god forbid) 1000-2000 lbs
Is fairly reasonable

>>39372894
Sex with bottom heavy loli Tsuraras and Ice Queens! Filling tiny cold wombs with warmth! Holding icy wide loli hips! Tight chilly anal with young bitchy defeated combat girls and kind princesses!

>>39373441
>Probably the creepiest girl in the setting though.
That goes to Living Doll

>>39373413
Gonna do this to a lamia, thanks

>>39373393
for me, it has to be either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh66pGIhysQ&list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85w&index=8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyH4FyLoFZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o4LKzaMaOo
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyw32Ttkn4s
. all depends what am i doing, am stealing a bank, doing a hit for a hag, raiding a police office just to fuck with their files or fighting in an underground fighting ring with monsters

>>39373458
all muscle, i'm sure

>>39373319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1JiNg3XHxA

>>39373584
>Prodigy
Voodoo people
Hoodoo what you don't dare do people

>>39373458
>largest lamias 1000-2000 lbs
god please

For me, it’s https://youtu.be/XVytNJ-3Elc
Monsters for this feel?

Bottom heavy Mad Hatters making you spend the tea party as their chair

>>39373458
i feel like slimes fall under the radar as far as super heavy monsters go

>>39373616

>>39373599

>>39368513

>>39373761
there more? i'm interested

>>39373403
>Dozens of kids and two hundred years of marriage.
>Haha we're just casual dating.

>>39373640
>For you, it's a struggle to move anything that's stuck in her heavy, dense body
>But for her, it's effortless. So she finds it amusing to watch you break free; especially when she's not actively doing anything to restrain you.
>If she did that, you definitely wouldn't able to escape.

>>39373640
and since spiders are so light you should be able to effortlessly handle ushis and other arachnids
maybe

>>39373931
>Get swole
>Obtain ability to escape from snek wife's lazy embrace
>She's a little impressed, but you still can't get out when she's serious.

>>39368513

>>39373960
Nigga, not out a slime, boy

>>39373945
What an amusing hypothesis

I'm such a goody two-shoes that I can't even make evil decisions in role-playing games or I feel crummy, why am I so attracted to evil-looking monster women? Sharp teeth are cute. Black sclera are cute. Edgy black armor knights? Cute. Ancient demon queen hags? The cutest.

>>39374032
It's just an aesthetic sense, anon. It has nothing to do with morality.

>>39373824
Ready for a one night soul bond, no strings attached?

>>39373979
All the old cartoons he watched learning about quick sand have prepared him.

>>39374070
Maybe if it wasn’t able to move on it’s own

>>39374032
Good girls like bad boys, same principle here.

>>39374070
>anon tries to lay flat
>slime assumes cowgirl position

>nearby friend throws rope or stick
>she dissolves it immediately
time to give up, i guess.

>>39374032
It's a mystery.

>>39374057
She dropped her strings but at the same time all the strings were attached.

>>39368513

>>39374101
>Another slime grabs your friend
>A second friend tosses a rope to you both
>Only for those ropes to be dissolved and for him to be captured by a slime.

>>39370120
I ALWAYS want to go to the circus

>>39373392
>have kids?
>you're silly anon, I'm not a butterfly yet

>>39374256
Where do you want to go first? The wild and savage monsters that are being tamed, the magicians who could poof off your pants without so much as a word, the clown squad, the acrobats, or the old tanuki ringleader

>>39373319
>harpy
Yes!
>demon
It's not you, it's me...

Wait what if

Imagine putting on a bogies mask, and getting The powers of the mask

>>39374287
I freaking love clowns but it's just a damn circus because I love them even more, I want to go everywhere

In virtue of the excessive amount of humans commiting the crime of j*ywalking, the new automata police has been outfitted with superior leotards to properly capture the criminals and dole out the punishment of forced 32 ejaculations.
In spite of this measure started by the Lilim Council the quantity of jayw*lking crimes hasn’t decreased in the slightest and no human man has yet properly thanks the lilims in person for their attempts to protect peace of MGC

>>39374336
this but with a bogie

>>39374361
I’m pretty sure the police is opposed to those damn clowns because of the amount of prey they stea- because vigilantism just makes you another criminal

>>39374295
you were to purchase fast food and disguise it as your own cooking? I think you should let your wife know if you want to order something and not cook tonight.

>>39374381
Purchasing fast food is one of the biggest reasons for punitive domestic rape lately, beaten only by men dressing sluttishly at home

>>39372894
True men get hard when it's cold.

>>39374407
It's my godamn house, I'll dress in a way too big t shirt if I fucking feel like it.
>>39374379
so piggies and clowns dont like each other, it would be fun to see them messs around

>>39374427
'ate cold.
'ate heat.
Luv heat in the middle of cold.
Simple as.

falling alseep face-down on top of a bigger monstergirl
falling asleep on your back with a smaller monster face-down on your chest
falling asleep spooning or face-to-face with a similar-sized monster

>>39374578
the first one please with my head between her massive tits

>>39374578
>Anon married to a Hellhound
>and also a Dormouse
Getting to be the big and little spoon at the same time!

>>39374498
>Luv heat in the middle of cold.
The comfiest feeling, this is why you should have hot steamy sex with ice girls.

we'll fight in shade

>>39368513

>>39374032
I don't get it either, but damn do I love them.

>>39374688

>No Lilim wife
Why even live...

>>39374292
not just any one, a snuggle demon! :)

>>39374694
So many poor anons will fall to the generic succubus because of this offer.
She'll drain your cock, your hopes for your real waifu, and your spirit energy

>>39374688
>POV: You are a shota lost in the woods and found yourself near that abandoned shrine

>>39374621
>anon meets hag dormouse

>>39374818
Hmmm, sleepy milk

>>39374793

>>39374793
im hugging her tight and shivering like a newborn deer

>>39374842
hasshaku-sama....

I've fallen so deep into monster girls that condoms have now become a fetish.

>>39374707
You fucker

>>39374842
BIG

>>39374872
You were having sex?

trust doromes

Craving the clussy

>>39374899
Consider the alternative

>>39374427
Going to make those ice girls melt, literally and figuratively

>>39374882
thats how i want my monster gf be, big
>>39374899
Me too, I need to honk her

>>39374930
hasshaku-sama is cute

>>39374990

>>39374891
Always hug Dorome.

the real monsters are the friends we made along the way

>>39374990
Unhh, that skindentation is lovely.

I am making a team...

aw frig dude, my garden

>>39374990
Shark attacks are vastly blown out of proportion
Just because each year a few clueless men go swim in water that's infested with horny 8+ feet tall sharks, doesn't mean all sharks are rapists.

>>39375083
Always bet on Wurm

If I see a monster I like, I throw her over my shoulder and carry her home. I don't care if she's an unstoppable rape beast, a meter taller than me, or claims the situation should be reversed. She's getting carried off in front of all her friends.

>>39375094
She wouldn't complain for long.

>>39368513

>>39375091
POV : you going to get raped.

>>39375088
>finally chase off the greenworms raiding your garden
>now have to deal with goats doing the same thing
>you could swear you saw some cows hiding behind a tree licking their lips at your nice flowers
how do I keep these pests out of the garden?

>>39370235
Boys can't beat the fluff. Nope. Not the fluff.

If I see a man I like, I’ll throw him over my shoulder and carry him home. I don't care if he’s an unstoppable heroic swordsman, a few inches taller than me, or claims the Chief God will protect him. He's getting carried off in front of all his friends.

Imagine dragon wight Deonora

>>39375197
But she's not undead.

>>39375254
Yet

>>39375261
Anon she's actively working to get a husband, hell she even takes up a tour guide job specifically to get that.

>>39375178
Wait that's not right the situation was supposed to be reversed

>>39375303
Wait, those knives.

>>39375280
She's just too intimidating for her own good. She's a deity-level dragon, you can't just turn off that aura of regal dominance.

At this rate no one will fuck her and she will never produce a true heir and the queendom will fall into disarray.

>>39375318
What about them?

>Deonora goes undead
>She's too strong to become a mere dragon zombie
>Becomes a full-on Dracolich, maintaining her intellect and massive magical power but losing her pride completely
>Dragonia becomes full-blown undead kingdom and begins expanding

>>39375331
>She's just too intimidating for her own good.
She's really not. She's a nice woman, the real intimidating ones are the dragon guides who aren't used to being around humans yet.

Why are you not fucking a trio of kamaitachis right now?

>>39375151
>Hire spiders to 'eat' the worms
>Hire satyros to get the goats drunk
>Hire flatties for the cows to laugh at
Next question

>>39375318
The only thing better than a maid is a tactical maid.

>>39375331
Big Mama is on about equal level with Deonora and she's soul of the party.

>>39375364
It's not her fault or anything. But she's probably the most powerful dragon in existence in a setting with some pretty obscene power levels, and that goes physically, magically, politically, and monetarily. That adds a lot of pressure.

>>39374787
Joke's on her, a succubus IS my real waifu!

>>39375439
>But she's probably the most powerful dragon in existence
Oh okay so you haven't actually read the setting, that's fine. Or do you just not remember the red dragon that fought Druella? The one that saved the guy who overthrew the former kingdom so it could become Dragonia to begin with?

Please tell me about the cute ratatoskrs, anon.

>>39375378
If they want me to fuck them maybe they should try existing, LMAO. ;_;

>>39375457
You mean the Druella who Deonora just casually hangs out with? Who Deonora is on par with since she received her name from the current Demon Lord and is essentially an honorary Lilim?

She's God-level.

>>39375462
Ratatoskrs are more tail than girl, not sure if that's cute.

>>39375303
Couldn’t Shog partially absorb her mastah for mutual pleasure?

>>39375507
Big, fluffy, striped tail is very cute

>>39375507
I wish I could meet a Ratatoskr taller than me.

>>39375499
Oh okay so now you're playing damage control. Now she's on a "level" to you since I brought up the actual strongest dragon in the setting.

GG faggot, kill yourself.

>>39374990
I want to fuck the shark lifeguard.

The girl that got adopted by the DL and became like a lilim must be pretty cool. Kinda wanna meet her.

is it true what they say about kiki's feather duster?

>>39375539
The tallest I could see one naturally be them be is about 5"8, they're a womanlet species.
Nothing magic can't fix though.

>>39375507
A tail with a vagina. It's fine.

>>39375569
>Nothing magic can't fix though.
I guess I could get smaller.

>>39375519
The house is shog, the floor is shog, the bed is shog.
Mastah is always inside shog one way or another, no need to absorb him.

>>39375568
It's an exaggeration but not by much.

>>39375568
What do they say about her feather duster?

>>39375716
I liked alice as a character but ironically I never felt much sexual attraction toward her

>>39375733
sylph was too cute in the cg she was adult sized.

>>39375457
>Oh okay so you haven't actually read the setting, that's fine.
lol pot calling the kettle black
The red dragon is literally Deonora
And She fought the DL not Druella

>>39375556
>Everyone expects her to be some insanely powerful heroine that had an epic battle with the DL and her husband prior to being adopted
>She was just a sickly orphan girl who called the DL beautiful during a chance encounter

>>39375561
Sadly these gorgeous brown birds are neglected.
Jubjubs have a stranglehold on the big tittty harpy lovers.

>>39375457
I thought that was Deonora?

>>39375716
>>39375733

>>39375768
>>39375779
Nope, Red is an unnamed former ruler of Dragonia. Deonora is a newer ruler, if she was Red she'd already have gotten the revolutionary.

I was wrong on the Druella part, that's my bad.

>>39375802
How can short lamias compete?
Always remember: If she cannot wrap herself around you thrice, then she's not very nice.

>>39375774
i'd draw a guitar birb if i knew what to do with her.

Just throw me into the undead village, I'll do the rest

>>39375926
They're all about music.
Why not have one with huge breasts and a flute stuck in her cleavage?

>>39375914
>>39376027
This is the right amount of monstruous.

>>39376076
Don't respond to vtumors

>>39375821
It says that Deonora wasn't rushing to search for husband.
The dragon who got the guy is literally just referred to as "one wild dragon" and that is after multiple dragons were interested in him.
No previous dragon queen is mentioned and Deonora IS a red dragon. The text pretty clearly suggests that it was her.
There is no reason to assume there was another one other than ridiculous hairsplitting

>>39375968
1 ticket to the slums, please.

>>39376094
Kill yourself.

>>39376101
I though the slums were meant to contain low level enemies?
How am I meant to resist them?

>>39375519
That's what they seek to do.
>A physical change will occur among those who continue to receive their service. There is not any apparent change in appearance, but, for example, if cut with a sword, it will pass through their body without damaging them; as if they had become a slime. When being served with the shoggoth's body, at the place where one has been touched, it will feel like one's body is melding together with the shoggoth's body, resulting in an experience of pleasure similar to sexual pleasure.
>Once a man has experienced this pleasure, he will start to constantly desire their service. The master himself will probably be the one to desire sex, which will involve melding together even more deeply. When having sex with them, it is like one another's genitalia melt together and becomes vague, and so much pleasure is induced that it becomes uncertain which of them is moving or which sensations belong to which person. Through sexual intercourse their master will touch upon their madness, and like them, will desire for the two of them to become one. In this way they will spend their lives having sex by melding together.
It makes you popular with other slimes as well.

>>39376105
Oh it's the crackhead. Back from vacation eh?

>>39376101
I cannot resist undead, specially the loli fat bottomed kind

>>39376125
>saying for someone to kill themself is unique to one person
>on 4chan
Lurk more.

>pick up the big red tour guide and make a run for the city gates
>try to run, anyway
>damn, she's heavy
>tell her she's being kidnapped
>"oh, how exciting!"
>the guards just watch awkwardly as you very slowly walk away with their queen
>technically they're supposed to stop you but they know she'd yell at them if they tried

>>39375519
>>39376123
Chaos shit is monsterboy faggotry god I fucking hate them.

>>39376140
Lmao, I'll just rob her when she's done larping and is back in her castle

>>39376101
>>39375968
>Most who wander into the undead city do so to claim treasures kept in castles
>Anon just goes there to fuck Zombies and Ghouls
>Because of him adventurers can no longer grind XP before entering the castles
>A local Vampire knighted him as thanks for helping protect her family's treasure
>All he did was cum buckets in low level undeads

>>39368513

>>39376199
>baalbuddy
>unfunny garabge
Many such cases!

please help make more elves

>>39376165
I don't grind, I do everything at level one. Levling up is for pussies, just remembering how to exploit the system with just a bucket is all I need

>>39376350
Sorry, too busy making more foxes.

>>39376350
make me

>>39376350
Why would I want to make babies with something that hates me? No thanks, I'll just stay with human women thank you.

>>39376350
What's in it for me?

>>39376389
I'm breeding that elven cow

Would monsters like a guy who fights more elegantly and feels like a dance or are they more into guys who fight like a wild beast with no real regard for personal health and safety?

>>39376518
Depends on the monster. Lizards would most likely prefer the first, Ushis the second.

>>39376518
>would monsters like "..." a guy.
yes.

>>39376149
take your shogmeds anon

>>39376518
the latter one would definitely draw concern from monsters

>>39376389
Gonna have maidwives at least that busty.

>>39376518
Whatever is in line with how that monster would fight.

>>39376389
>>39376451
Why is it that dark elves either look like noble creatures of the woods or absolute bombshell sex machines? There is never an in-between.

Help me decide.
>Dormouse cuddle pile
>Ratatoskr cuddle pile

It'll 100% be a comfy scene, and maybe also lewd depending if I'm honry at the time. I'm thinking 3-4 of whichever species

>>39376533
even racist guys?

>>39376572
do bunyip

>>39376572
Dormice are cute, but in my opinion Rata mofu is comfier.

>>39376577
especially racist guys

>>39376585
I'm not interested in them sorry.

It's either dormouse or ratatoskr

>>39376518
Big strong monsters probably like the former and daintier monsters probably like the latter

>>39376572
bunyip cuddle ball

>>39376606
Anon why do you keep doing this. There are plenty of big strong monsters that would like latter and tons of gentle monsters that'd like the former. This shit isn't rigid monsters like who they like.

>>39376350
Of course.
But remember i'm a one woman only guy

>>39376626
I never said it was concrete

>>39376474
>>39376081
>Damaged goods

>>39376350
I'm busy already making more undead

>>39376577
Even them.

>>39376518
Many monsters enjoy the second one until they realize you're fully committing to it, then they start to panic. Beware of ambushes after a while when monsters believe you're a danger to yourself.

>>39376626
I hope monsters like the taste of my mana because I haven't much else to offer.
when the portals open I'll keep some semen in a jar and offer it to girls I like the look of.

>>39376645
>posting the faggot that commissioned blackedshit of his OC
Unironically, no joking here. Kill yourself anon.

>>39376661
Wightfag is black tho...

>>39376645
Gonna need you not to post blacked faggotry in the thread, chief.

>>39376672
I don't.
Fucking.
Care.

He's a fucking annoying nigger and there's a reason people told him to eat shit.

>>39368513

When the portals open your wife will cry when she learns you think some people are less than human.

>>39376688

>>39376700
alps were a mistake

>>39376656
>implying monsters wouldn't rape correct a man the second they see him pop his arm into place after dislocating it mid-fight just to go back to doing what caused that in the first place

>>39376700
Far more likely she'll cry over those crime stats.

I'm going to watch The X-Files while I have doggystyle sex with a Cheshire.

>>39376572
>>39376590
Dormice provide better quality naps, but ratas definitely have more fluff to enjoy.
I guess I'd take ratas for winter and dormices for warmer climats.

>>39376700
Just marry a Gazer. They already view everyone else as garbage.

>>39376700
Nah, she'd agree. There are only two groups of people coming back through those portals when they open up.

>>39376700
and then she'll enter a murderous rage when she learns what they do to small children

>>39376715
gonna do a phineas gage and walk around town like that

Muscle monsters.

>>39376700
Some people? It's only the man in the mirror.
>>39376715
They can try, defeat means marriage in either case.

>>39376149
Dr. Shog will see you now

>>39376744
>It's only the man in the mirror.
Ahh, the Bogey bait.

>>39376700
hey not my fault they act like animals.

>>39376748
I would rather light myself on fire.

>>39376732
Don't let monsters know about that. It's a surefire way to trigger a hostile takeover.

>>39376743
I wish my head was being squeezed by powerful monster girl thighs.

>>39376759
that's how you get shog based skin grafts

Hey if it's any consolation for people who hate nigger Wightfag
He's likely already dead after a run in with one of his "brothas" kek