/jp/ - Otaku Culture

benis in vagoo

It's going to be a long time before the best season comes back

humans belong in slimes, lava golems and doromes.

>>39347946
Yes, not much time has passed since winter ended.

>>39347950
no, slimes belong in jars.

>>39347925

Foxpost.
Very trustworthy, yes.

Living platonically with your kiki friend!

>>39347967
Radical fox?

>>39347963

>>39347958
>tfw your cute slime gf keeps putting mini versions of herself in jars
>She keeps asking you to hotglue her smaller selfs

It ain't much, but its honest work

>>39347973
Haha wouldn't it be funny if one day you found her sni-

>>39347985
>that tail wiggle
Ohgodmyheart

oh no she's threat posturing

>>39348012
Shoot it.

>>39348020
With my "love gun"?

>>39347925
Getting all of your harem pregnant at once is hard work but very worth it.

Bats

>>39348034
No with like a Raiju taser or a shotgun with demon silver rounds. Disable the scary spider woman and give her a nice blanket or a note saying you're sorry.

>>39348041
Better bat, nicer than the hypnotist fox. Monster Girl Dreams is about the level I'd like to live in an MGE world. Sub Hellhound is top cute and the fucker better add more content of her in the future.

Rub rub

>>39348060
Labyrinth actually fucking happening this month or next.

I hope you guys have been having a great time, a new update for Jabberwock's Globe-trotting Gourmet Journey is here! Both Zipangu and Perlas are 5 pages each, and there's a new section with Professor Jabberwock! I wanted a simple introductory bit just to preface to people who might be new to MGE what the setting for the book is like, to help set the stage for the book! I hope you'll enjoy these four pages!

Find all 26 pages here! http://catbox . moe/c/2t19jp

>>39348038
>turning the tables on your harem by doting on them while they're preggo
>get to cuddle together with your multiple pregnant wives, their bellies growing with each day
>Getting to feel all the different kicks and working around all their weird cravings

Would be pretty nice, not gonna lie

>>39348092

>>39348100

>>39348085
God I hope that means a cute dorky Minotaur

>>39348113
We already have one, and she is a manga nerd.
Labyrinth has relentless mommydom hellwan, the aforementioned tomboyish (sub) hellwan, a magical hellwan, and a mystery girl.

>>39348127
I'd like another, the Red path was truly the best path. Even had the better Oni sister.

>>39348106
And last one of the new pages!

>>39348127
maybe hellwans have gone too far

>driving home from your shit job one day
>just finished raining and the road is still wet
>car in front of you stops abruptly at a yellow light
>slam on the brakes
>your old tires are too bald, wind up getting in a fender bender
>it's a Limborghini too, of all the cars to hit
>license plate says "HAGALICIOUS"
>the most milfy demon you've ever seen steps out and walks over to your window
>bends over, giving you a view down her shirt and asks for your info
>hand it over
>you get her insurance and drive off, thankful she was amicable about the whole thing
>insurance calls says the car is totaled
>tells you that they aren't paying you a cent since you were at fault
>get dragged into court
>trial goes horribly, your lawyer is making a case AGAINST you
>court demanding that you reimburse demon for full value of the car, plus "emotional and physical damages"
>no way the all mamono jury won't take her side
>sitting outside courthouse thinking of your invevitable wage garnishments
>hear the sound of high heels
>demon is standing next to you
>tells you she's willing to settle out of court if you settle in bed with her
>the game was rigged from the start
>marry her, get shown off to all her single friends
>rate of vehicle collisions skyrockets in your city

>>39348106
1. A
2. A
3. C
4. C
5. C
6. B
7. B
8. C
9. C
10. A

No, I did not read the test material. No hakutaku can teach me.

>>39348092
Thanks, mister wockfag. I've enjoyed it so far

>>39348092
Please don't post any pages with food, I'm already hungry and I don't think my stomach could take it.

>>39348139
There's a problem with #6 and #14, you fat purple dinosaur

>>39348060
>Hellhound
Her dom sisters are coming soon.

jabbers and gazers are both hags

>>39348204
Hopefully if the other anon is right that means the sub one gets some kind of date route. She was top cute just like the wolf Jiangshi that you howl at the moon with.

>>39348179
Alright, since you asked, a preview of the food for the next country which should be up soon in the next few days hopefully!

>>39348206
A tiny hag or a cute hag, please don't use the h word though, it's mean!

>>39348204
I cannot properly express to you all how much I am looking forward to one of those hellhounds.

>>39348224
make me stop!

>>39348228
>foot
hmmmm, well as long as it's more content.

>>39348140
More like, they haven't gone far enough

>>39348242
I appreciate that certain events wont even trigger unless you've got the corresponding fetish.

>>39348146
Everything in Hagville is dangerous. Driving, biking, walking, running, shopping, being outside, being inside, living, dying. There's a reason why hags are high level. Gods damned sexy old monsters.

>>39347925
Consider the following: A Bogey with a Franglais accent.

もふもふ

This is the ideal Hellhound.

>>39348256
Oh really? That's nice of them, might have to do a clean playthrough with the new update.
Shame the new Imp art is kind of lame compared to the old one.

>>39348259
oh no, my humble dream of opening a shady massage parlor is in jeopardy.

>>39348259
i love skating boarding around there, gets them all riled up and I get an audience to see my pulll off riskier and riskier tricks
>>39348269
the clown one, right?

>>39348276
Gonna holy headpat the every one of the hounds while going through the labyrinth.
Will it work? Probably not.
Will it be amusing? Probably

>>39348292
>headpat
Does that actually do anything? I just slapped Sofia with the Demon Layer and that seems to have worked better with some good INT/Allure buffs.

>>39348276
>hellhound without the hell
>ideal
No.

>>39348304
But she's blue which means she's cool.

>>39348302
There are some gimmicks where it CAN lead to bypassing combat like the wolfgirl in the temple, but it's usually either a joke move or a bad move because it pisses the girls off and gives them something like a 50% damage buff.
Still gonna headpat for the funny dialogue

Alright then, how about Bunny witches?

>>39348311
Actually now that I'm thinking on it, did the team say anything on if content changes for the sub if you're her "master" in town or are they gonna use that NDA as a way to have the same "first" encounter?

You've finished with those PP reports yet anon?

>>39348355
the what?

>>39348355
lady, i just came here to rob and what the hells a PP report?

>>39348325
Seems like you can talk to her about what happens in town, but she'll
>Yell at you for you violating NDA
>Rape your ass even harder
If you think domming her as part of "play" means anything, you are missing out on one of her best scenes in town. The "cuddling" one

>>39348369
Anon I've done every scene, the instant loss roleplay one is really cute since she ends it on living a happy life with (You). The Manticore getting scared it once you start to get addicted to her venom is also adorable and I took that mate bonding near fucking instantly.

>>39348355
Yes, I just got done with my Pranking Pharaoh report and I'll send in the report and video by the end of the day

>>39348401
classic office prank

>>39348204
source?

>>39348355
>wake up in an MG office building
>On the meeting room table without any clothes
>Hear this
>wat do i do

>>39348432
Monster Girl Dreams.

>>39348355
Fuck I can hear the voice.

Massive mofu milkers.

>>39348453
abdomens a little screwy but i like it

Screw the snakes

>>39348512
I like this snake, she looks nice.

>>39348512
deal

>>39348512
>Time to ssseduce Anon.

Boring, unassuming Slimes are the best mothers and wives

Roll for 2 monsters.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

These two mamono knocked at your door after you were caught humanposting and doxxed in a 4mon thread. Neither claims to be the one who did it, but both took an interest when they saw you lived nearby. They don't know each other but couldn't pass up the chance to ask you out after your pics were leaked. Which one will you take on a date? Both? Neither?

It was a popular thread before it was deleted, you may reroll once to see who else shows up.

>Bicorn that is the submissive bitch of the harem eating your cum out of the girls you cum inside
or
>Bicorn that is the top bitch of the harem making the other members watch as you fill her up

>>39348554
nureonago are pretty cool

>>39348564
>Girtablilu and Hebi
I already know I don't really have a choice with the snake, but I'm curious about how she will deal with the fact that the scorpion is here as well

>>39348630
hebihebihebi

>>39348564
>kraken
>harpy
both of them

>>39348564
>Shirohebi
>Sahuagin
At least the Hebi explains why my dreams are about Lamia's, but thankfully the crippling hag addiction means I can ignore them!

>>39348564
>Ignis
>Sphinx
Time to run like I'm fucking Mario in the Tanuki Suit.

>>39348703
If she's posting on 4mon, if anything there's a higher chance that she's a single hag snake. Or at least a christmas cake.

>>39348703
>sahagin whose swimsuit is stretched and tearing from her bounteous curves
don't be so sure

>>39347925

>>39348278
just do it anyways
ignore all their advances so you can build your dream parlor where you'll accept their advances

>>39348729
I better see a nip slip or areola poking out of said swimsuit.

>>39348564
>Pyrow
>Dwarf
My wife must be having a laugh at others expense, "leaking" info and pretending I'm still single.

I'll show her. The three of us are going to the mall. Shopping for new clothes with Pyrow. And then..uhm...Home Depot with the Dwarf?

>>39348630
>hebi arrives ten seconds earlier
>demands that the scorpion keep her dirty hands off her new fiance
>anon hasn't even gotten to open the door yet

>>39348564
>Satyros
>Werebat
I don't drink so I'd take the cute bat

>>39348448
Hm yes

>>39348855
Holy mofu

>>39348724
>>39348729
I am bad at math and the cake cabal is laughing at me. Well until they realize they're still unmarried.

>>39348012
Need to breed spider

>>39348564
>Pyrow
>Night Gaunt
Pyrow no question.

>>39348564
>hakutaku and glacies
Nothing against glacies but I am so in the mood to go out for mist continent food and verbally shitpost with a nerdcow. That sounds like a great friday night.

I was pleasantly surprised to see that Lanternon updated his story. Glad to see he's alive. Though it's scary to see his story started in 2015. I feel old.

>>39348964
milk snake

>>39348964
it's nice how mom clothes lull you into not considering you're within striking distance.
if she was wearing druella style clothes you'd appreciate the danger

>>39348964
This is one of those things where the predator tries to lure in it's prey with something attractive, isn't it

>>39349053
did it work?

>Fund a dwarven expedition into some mountains as a kid using the last of my families wealth after bad times.
>Don't hear from them for years, eventually end up just a commoner and figure that they just took the money and ran.
>Turn to mercenary work as I at least got a little bit of training in that and its at least decent paying.
>Except I'm just a grunt.
>Am about to go try and chase off some Dark Elf raiders when the captain comes and requests my Prescence.
>There's a whole company of shortstack dwarves there in heavy plate with some unfamiliar crest on their shields and banner.
>"Eh? Yah that young nobleman Anon?"
>Nod but tell them I'm not exactly nobility anymore after having to sell of my land and titles to pay debts.
>"Well, that explains why we found some stranger at yer house. Anyways, we're here to escort yah to our keep. The Queen's finally ready to repay yah fer fundin' our expedition all those years ago."
>Repayment is an insane amount of gems, precious minerals, and her hand in marriage.

Good things come to those that wait.

>>39349089
Oh lord she's adorable.

>>39349089
What is this cow trying to communicate

>>39348855
Forgive me lord for I am about to sin.

would you date a smug and cocky harpy who makes jokes every five seconds?

>>39349028
u are old, anon

>>39349089
>she can't read whats on her shirt
>sales nuki told her it says strong girl

>>39348964
>tfw no lamia momster

>>39347925

>>39349258
Fuck off

>>39349308
What's the problem?

>>39349308
This better?

Infuse hellhound DNA into kitsunes and watch their tails emanate cool flame effects or something

>>39348564
>Dark Elf
>Krampus
I will take neither. But I don't think I have a choice.

>>39349364
All the rape of a hellhound with none of the trustworthyness

>>39349364
How would you even do this? Impregnate a hellhound while she's possessed by kitsune-bi?

>>39349366
at least you get the christmas aesthetic on lock

>>39349366
Be the submissive play-thing that monsters need most.

>>39349028
>Lantern is alive
Woah

>>39349389
Unfortunately for them, that's not the type of guy that I am. I prefer to take the lead, and at the very least, maybe let her do cowgirl from time to time.

>>39349384
Echidna's can birth hybrids or entirely new monsters. You'll find a lot of crazy shit around old places I'd assume.

If my monster wife isn't completely yandere and both possessive and obsessive over me then I don't want her.

>>39348564
>automanon
>fire mouse
i bet they're both fist fighters and automaton is a copy of the fire mouse

>this is who bought you at the slave trade auction corner
you can service a little girl well against your will, right?

>>39349446
She's getting ear and tail scritches.

>>39349439
Yandere is the natural personality destination of the ideal wife. Both of you should be out-of-your-fucking-mind crazy for each other.

KISSSSS NOW

>>39349455
hmm...i don't think that's what she wants most, i think pic related might be what you should be aiming for if you want to be a good slave father-husband

>>39349456
>Both of you should be out-of-your-fucking-mind crazy for each other.
Don't worry, that's the plan.

>>39349364
>>39349374
Good luck surviving, you'll need it.

>>39349475
Are you implying that she can't get both?
And that she isn't getting knocked up with a litter of at least four?

>>39349508
>no flaming tails
>no big meaty paws
pass

>>39349467
She is on kiss probation after the incident

>>39349508
She can't rape me if I say no to her. It's the rules!

>>39349518
You don't need hellhound for flaming tails hellhounds themselves typically don't have that anyway.
You just need a sufficiently insane fox.

>>39349531
Who gave you your rules pamphlet?
It was a fox, wasn't it

>>39349539
that evil fox looks like she has some chub to grope

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the Sahu river raiders are the most dangerous combatants one can face while sailing inland.
They can strike at any time and you're restricted to your boat.

There is no escape

>>39349508
Hellsune or Foxhound?

>>39349597
Whichever one is more rapey

>>39349563
how are river raiders real? just use a caravan! just use the road

>>39349606
I think you're splitting hairs at that point.

>>39349563
i just swim down their river, werid that none of them attack me tho

>>39349616
It's very important to me, if there is no struggle, how can I be sure there is love?

>>39349611
Then you just deal with bandits.

>>39349641
Thats mostly because you don't look like you have anything...that and its weird to just see a guy swimming in the river like that.

>>39349653
Yeah but you'll get raped either way.

>>39349606
>one is a refined, beautiful inari who gets regular flashes of extreme sexual aggression she can't control
>the other is a wild and dangerous hellhound who loves to dominate but is also secretly a hopeless romantic

>>39349662
I swim carrying enough to make any person rich and all I have is a knife. Maybe its due to me not caring about them at all

>>39349563
>be poor, scruffy idiot paddling alone
>little canoe is an old leaky piece of junk
>carrying no cargo except an empty lunchbox and a jacket
>still get raided

This is what happens when you headpat every weird fish that asks you to.

>>39349662
guess it doesnt help I just toss my clothes in a waterproof clothes, right?

>>39349563
i'll be the naive researcher that goes to establish lines of communication with the silent and misunderstood fish

>>39349734
>still getting raided after paying the headpat toll
savage beasts the lot of them

>>39349743
>By jove, I think they understand me!
>Anon then got dragged into the river by a half dozen Sahus

>>39349753
>anon scribbles in his journal about the quaint and tribal ways of the sahu people
>all the while he gets ridden by them
being a researcher sure is hard

>>39349091
>you will never be Lord of a Dwarven hold
I like this. This is nice.

>>39349760
>On the courtship and mating habits of the hellhound
>Volume 1 of 237

>>39349172
It's true. Still no MG waifu

>>39349760
>>39349777
How do you write anything except incomprehensible scribbles if being ridden into the mattress?

>>39349809
by being a good researcher anon, you can never lose yourself and always concentrate on research

>>39349821
I meant more on a physical level, as in you're being shoved all over the place and attempting to hold a writing utensil still is an impossibility.

>>39349830
She has to fall asleep at some point

>>39348564
>fairy or werecat
Looks like it's toxoplasmosis for me.

>>39349752
>pay the headpat toll
>maybe go a little overboard
>the raider you petted looks a bit woozy and blissed out as she drifts away
>later a couple more come by to see why their friend is acting drunk and giggling
>they demand you pay the toll again for disrupting business
>they both get giddy and weird when you're done too, and call in a backup squad
>eventually the entire gang is swarming the boat, before getting impatient and capsizing it
>you're taken back to boss sahu, who names you their new free use headpat slut

Can't have shit in the riverlands!

>>39349777
>...why the hellhounds were quite friendly, as I informed them of my interest in their mating rituals. They even offered to give me a front row seat to them!
>I cannot fathom why they are labeled as ferocious predators, they have been only giving me smiles!
>excerpt from Chapter 2 of Volume 1

>>39347958
I thought that fairies belong in the jar?
>>39347996
I want to get high with mad hatter
>>39348034
I love that Kiss song
>>39349169
It's everything I ever wanted but I can only get in my dreams
Great, now I'm hard and I need harpy

>>39348564
>Flow Kelp
>Skeleton
I feel this is some sort of package deal. The former just hangs around, while the latter is as assertive as a telemarketer

>>39349258
SOON

>>39349348
You think the thickness ever feels counterintuitive in this line of work?

hey i need help, does anyone have any good wedding dress designs for monster girls?

specifically a certain horny harpy.

>>39349901
I like the idea of a flow kelp quietly clinging to you and giving shy little kisses while the skeleton is doing most of the talking and normal date stuff.

>>39348564
Spins: okay, even in MGE one being a bicorn means this could work
>bicorn slutty-doms succ into a 3way mini-harem
>afterwards it turns out bicorn is a domestic trad who makes all 3 the best sammiches

>>39350057
>flow kelp giving shy little kisses
>skeleton gets jealous and demands her own kisses
>your date is 75% standing around kissing

>>39348568
Thinking a Bicorn wont do both, often simultaneously.

>>39348564
>Cursed sword
>Kitsune-bi
I guess I could try the kitsune-bi. I forgot they could get a man without possessing someone, but this is two weird comboss. Reroll.
>Werecat
>Greenworm
A lot to consider there. Most cats are shit, so I guess I'll take the greenworm and wear a respirator until it's papillon time.

>>39349258
It's promising, but given its the interwebz my blackpill says its just some soon-to-Alp-faggot cosplaying in a mask on a hoverboard.

>my robo-maido arrives at the door
>sign here
>first thing I'm doing is taking all her maido clothes off for a thorough check.... to make sure she's not some Alp-in-a-mask... no other reasons at all, of course...

>>39349821
>hellhound growing increasingly frustrated and embarrassed that she can't get Anon to cum
>he tells her to stop
>picks up his tape recorder and starts talking into it, staring up at the ceiling
>"Anon's log: day 87 of matrimony. She continues to accost me at all hours, with a seemingly insatiable appetite for prurience..."

>>39350161
>"Grrrr...stop talking in fancy words and cum!"
>anon looks at hellhoud for a second and then goes back to recording
>...my spouse is currently agitated. I shall now proceed to calm her with the headpat technique...
>hellhound growls in frustration but cant help but wag her tail as anon headpats her

>>39348568
>bicorn wife is the former
>bicorn daughter and other wife is the latter

>>39350224
damn, wish i could read

>>39348568
I feel like for their role they'd need to seamlessly switch between those two roles. She'd probably also initiate a few snowballs.

>>39350050
Anything sleeveless or backless that attaches at the neck would look good with wings. I've also seen some that have no shoulders at all and are tightened on at the back with laces, like a corset. Skirt styles vary but a front-split skirt would make sense for someone with harpy talons to catch on.

Really you can do whatever you want, there aren't any hard and fast rules unless you're extremely religious. A lot of people aren't even having their wedding dresses in white anymore. You can just pick whatever fancy-ish dress you want, lighten the color and attach a veil.

If you want a specific example maybe look at Yuna's wedding dress from Final Fantasy X's fake wedding. It's shoulder-less and even has feathers around the arms.

>>39350222
>Later, Hellhound is getting teased by her sisters who found out about the situation
>Eventually she snaps and in a fit of frustration and yells that she would like to see them try
>Snaps back to realize just what she said
>"Day 96, in response to taunts from her peers, my spouse has challenged them to a contest of sexual prowess. Perhaps this is a common method of settling sibling rivalries, may need to research further"

>>39350155
Simple.
They cant be faggots in cosplay if we take a Boston Dynamics military support 'mule' to its logical conclusion
>Centaur robo waifu
>ride her home
>makes trad dinner
>ride her again

>>39350050
i'd expect most birds to go for something flowing, feathery and flashy so they can do a styled courtship display.

>>39350224
>greenworm smokes Anon out
>goes on an hour long non-sensical tangent about how much she loves him and how she's so happy he's here with her
>on the verge of tears by the time she finishes
>looks over at Anon
>his glazed eyes are pointing in two different directions, mouth slightly agape
>slowly turns to her and focuses
>"Dude, what?"

>>39350285
However the early beta-models need an upgrade before I'm logging in

>>39350281
>each of the hellhounds sisters take a turn on anon
>with the same results
>as they sit around seething, anon keeps recording but stops for a moment
>"I would like to include you girls in my study, would it be alright to use your names? Or would you like anonymity and be called Hellhound Spouse Sister A, B, C..."
>the sisters look at anon's wife who only shrugs

>>39350348
kek

Stay away from the wild, stinky dogs like hellhounds and werewolves and get yourself a domestic, hygienic kikimora

>>39350391
>Not man enough for a man's best friend?
>Have one spliced with a bird instead!
This is cat propaganda.

Those wendis are up to something.

>>39350430
Always have ample supplies of stretchy meat on hand to distract plotting wendis

>>39350430
good thing you have your emergency meat to distract mischievous wendis with right anon?
....right anon?

Shog wife only needs her man to survive

>>39350430
Baabaquu season approaches, they're preparing by hunting the finest meats and ordering the finest spices from the internet
Did you know the best thing to put on steak is stuff that comes out of a Sandworm's butt?

>Even though your head is empty I still love you.

>>39350554
>Even though your head is empty
>anon looks down and mumbles a "I'm not stupid.."
dumb flayer cant even flirt right

Shoggi would love her master and live with him even after the end of the universe

>>39348564
>open door
PurityHorse and Autism Sandwan
>neither will back down
>Phorse wants a pure Anon
>Sandwan wants the most efficient Anon
>TismWan says she can devise a share plan that works:
>cue complicated 3way with set time schedules that has Anon edging in both, then swapping around, then 'totally-no-sex-yet' things like pearl necklace on uni-tits, until the big finale is cumming in the hosspussy first-shot then immediately second-shotting into the sandpupper.
>then like her first pyramid, you all collapse in a semi-dissatified heap
>Sandwan gets out her planning notebook, screws up her last plan, and starts again
>Horse turns black
>Anon turns grey trying to keep up with 'sure plan this time #37'

>>39350482
Well, it wasn't intended to be "emergency meat."

>>39348538
>Dummy lamia tries to hypnotize anon by staring into his eyes like in that movie she saw as a little girl
>She thinks it's working while anon is just enjoying how pretty her eyes are

>>39348564
>kamaitachi
>dragon
my life is gonna be busy

>>39349767
Don't mind the dragon in the basement. There's an agreement that she guards the treasure

>>39348564
>open door
Alraune and Wonderwurm
>both are eager, wurm is also pretty high and ready to party
>taking turns passing the pipe while both are taking turns on Anon's pipe
>WW waters the plant with her bongwater
>[moment of high clarity] sprinkles all the seeds from the bottom of her stash pouch on the plant
>giggles"we both put our seed in her"
>everybody drinking bongwater+plantpussyjuices until psychadelic tantric mindfuck orgasms
>next morning Alraune is already sprouting extra buds and leaves, Wwurm nibbling at them with bad munchies makes her horny
>sticky Alraune BJ has combined numbing and stimulating properties
>now its going to take hours of fucking to finally build up to another cum but nobodys complaining.
Open farm-shop selling high-THC plant-juice by the jar

>>39347996
Source?

>>39348564
>Honey bee
>Hornet
Don't these 2 bugs HATE eachother?

>>39350968
Congratulations, your home is now the location of a proxy war

>>39350968
I am now imagining two very agile insect girls having a sick Dragonball Z fight in the sky over anon's house.

>Be adventurer
>Decide to take snooze in cave since my health is low
>Large rats ain’t fucking around
>Failed to read the small tooltip about sleeping in caves
>Sleeping in a dungeon/cave/basement might as well be wearing a high visibility sign with flashing letters that say “Rape me”
>Get bit by a vampire while sleeping
>And she also rode my dick
>Didn’t know why my fatigue and health didn’t recover so I rested again
>Vampire did her thing again
>Only find out what is happening because a random encounter greenworm woke me up
>Now whenever I rest the damn vampire drains me
How do I get her to stop this, the cost of potions is really getting expensive now

>>39350820
Life on the farm is good
>have to make a strong fence between the two nurseries ofc
>rule: no chewing on your sisters until you're old enough to smoke
>with mini-alraunes everywhere, your regular kitchen garden is always in surplus
>guests who come to dinner always praise your waifus' vegan cooking and suggest you could open a restaurant or a greengrocers
>too cumfy making bank selling bud and juice to the Tanukis to distribute in MGC
>there was some hassle at MGC Elementary when two of the kids got caught dealing behind the bikeshed
>MsHaku was pissed, but the MGCPD just gave them a warning because the Tanukis and Mofuzuka own their furry asses

>>39350723
>Dummy Lamia thinks Anon is looking in her eyes

>>39348564
CAN THE SABBATH NOT HANDLE A BIT OF SHITPOSTING?
THIS IS GOING TOO FAR
HELP

>>39348564
>Ratatoskr
>Living Armor
Rata is in for sure, Living Armor only if she agrees to LARP as a high-tech power armor or that talking stealth suit from fallout new vegas

No matter how good the deal seems, don't trust tanuki loansharks.

You WILL end up in an auction in hagville and you WILL be purchased by a [REDACTED] hag.

>>39351094
Ask her to wake you up next time so you can hold her hand and look her in the eyes

Squirrel tail wag.

>>39352164
Mail time!

>>39348564
>rata
>manticore
I don't think I have much of a choice here, even if I wasn't a huge tailslut.

>>39351355
Lucky bastard. Enjoy your six hour powerpoint presentation on why you should convert.

>>39348564
>open door
Srsly?
>ok, I guess I'll just sit here and slowly jackoff until you two sort it out..

>>39348146
>Life ruined by a woman to the point where suicide is the best option
Sometimes orderfags aren't that wrong

>>39348564
>open door
Well this is going to get confusing.
>Actually, nope.
>Hey, does either of you know where I can find a cute Wok...?

>>39348564
Send help

>>39352513
or something more direct

>>39348564
>open door
Okay...
>"Mashtah, cloze ze door fife minutez plizz"
>You wait, you hear hissing and scuffling sounds, and the loud clang of an iron frypan and dragging sounds
>open door
Just a smug Kiki
>'where's the?'
>"Oh, filzy Tanuke say she go take train trip. I tink she not come back. I come in, I clean for Mashtah. Kiki iz good for cleansing unvanted filthz..."
>You let the Kiki in and try not to ask again
>Your house is clean and so are all your new children

>>39352942
I thought kikis were russian not german

>>39352697
>Life ruined
>Getting married
Choose one

>>39352942
>There are some tropes that are common across a lot of Eastern Europa.

>open door
Fuck NO
>You don't even close the door, you just hand the Kiki a bigger frying pan and stand back
>She protests when her new Mashtah offers to help her carry 'zer filtzh' around into the alley to the trash cans and start a bin-fire

>>39353019
Trains also go to Siberia, Mashtah

>>39353035
You're a fag for taking the deal, you should say no. The marriage option is just a more shameful lose. My statement is still true, life ruined

>>39353061
Look at those big fluffy ears though

>>39352942
>open door
Uh, you can't come in unless I invite you in, right?
>"Iz hokay NewMashtah, zhe iz zafe, my vamily hav serfed zhe Mishtresh for many centuries. Iz gut zhe getz a man finally"
>[stammers] "She means, her family have served my family... I mean, I'm still a young girl, of course... and it's not 'finally', peasant. Now go, get our bed ready, and I believe you should also have your Master's sammich made."
>"May I come in, kind sir, I promise I won't bite... unless you want me to..."

>>39348564
>open door
Okay, how the fuck does this work?
>"Well, we've already sorted it out - we figure that you have to fuck her first while you're still pure. I'll just sit over here and watch, then once you're together, it's my turn and I can move in too."
>"Uh, and you're okay with that plan?"
>"Well, my role isn't just about purity, it's also about helping and healing others, so it is still noble and charitable to share, I guess."

I'm going to need a new strong bed.

In this world there may be no God or even a Buddha... but there is Wyvern Rider!

>>39348564
>open door
They're preoccupied and don't even notice
>"Look, I don't need any help from you - I can get my own Anon any time I like, I have hundreds of them as my Subjects. I just happened to be nearby to this one."
>"So, you'd be okay if I just stayed here, and you went and got yourself one of those 'hundreds of subjects' then?"
>"Well, of course, and nobody needs your help anyway. It's easy for any mamono, a mighty Lilim like me for instance, to get an Anon just by turning up and meeting one. You're a superfluous... meme."
>"Well, if I'm 'superfluous', I might as well just retire and settle down here with this randon Anon then..."
You quietly close the door and try to sound like nobody's home.

>>39348564
>raiju and chimera
Fuck it, lets roll to see what combo for the chimera is.
>undead Japanese fox warrior birb
I guess this could be interesting. Horny zap weasel is a bonus.

>>39353726
>high orc
>holst
Taking both on a date, woooooooooooooo

>tfw no p'orc cop to mess with her pudgy muffintop
I NEED IT , I NEED IOT LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE AHHHHHH

>>39348564
>you open the door
The final question
>"Okay, you can both come on in, let's see how this works out."
>And Anon's house somehow folded into its own very-clean dimensional bubble

How would wonderland cops work?

>>39353999
>Oi, oi, oi! What's all this then! 'ave you got a loicense for them pants?
You can guess the rest

>>39354071
so I can mess with them by asking if they got a license to be single then?

>>39353999
>Wland cops
>eating 'bite me' donuts makes them bigger until theyre unable to stop crimes
Just like irl cops

>>39354121
I wanna make 'em run!

>>39350430
Meat heist at Selkie's Diner

>>39354425
>daring heist
>they make off with the meat, leaving only money as their calling card
The perfect crime

I want to compliment her eyes

>>39352942
Trad kiki maido waifu - must secure the existence of her Anon and the future of their mamono children

>>39353984
Shogg and Anti-shogg attempt to exist in the same space and Anon's house tears a rift in space-time that opens between the worlds
>the Portals are opened by maido-quantum physicks

>>39353061
>a MGCPD squad car pulls up
>Kiki gently pushes Anon behind her
>"Ve vas juzt valking by, Offizer, doink nuffink, und 'poof' ze dumpzter it ztart on fire."
>Sgt Heckhundo looks into the charred contents of the smoking bin and stirs it with her nightstick
>she goes back to the car and opens the trunk
>she hands the Kiki their emergency can of gas
>"Okay, just in case it catches fire again, just to be sure. G'night."

I will only masturbate and waste my seeds in tissues. Your lillim's government can't do anything about it

>>39354899
>the tissue box becomes a monster

>>39354425
>Selkie hires Pally and Yeti to solve the case of the missing meat
>the thieves stole it right next to them
>Pally and Yeti didn't see it because they were doing ranger poses for a group of adoring fans

>>39347925

>>39355241
cute angel

>>39348564
>Dullahan
>Lilim
Oh shit the feds are after me.

>>39348564
>Scylla or red slime

I’d go with the scylla and would convince my new wife to let me at least give the slime a load so she doesn’t go hungry, and if iron cold for the night and hurtful to her health, allow her to stay the night in a room

>>39348554
Those wide open pastures and miles upon miles of untainted greenery ready for travel are why I actually want the portals to open. And magic I guess.

>>39348564
>titiania or sea slime
How did the poor sea slime get here?

>>39348564
>open the door
A Living Doll and an Angel
>LDolls like to corrupt innocent little human girls into becoming lewd Succs then go find an Anon to play with for a 3some relationship
>she's visibly twitching in excitement at the idea of corrupting a pure angel
>"Uh, are you ok? You'd better help me carry her inside, we can put her here on the bed..."

>>39355412
When japan figured out how to place eyes correctly, an illustrated example.

It's free penis enlargement day today in MGC, go down to your local hosti[pol for your free treatment today, turn that 2 incher into 7 today!

>"kids still like action figures, right?"

>>39355771
Yes, kids...

>>39355676
B-but kiki says she likes me just the way I am...

>>39355820
I've only now noticed that she's moist

>>39355820
sorry, sir. Its a treatment only unmarried men can receive

I want to marry the Goddess Mara

>>39355832
do girls pee themselves a lot

imagine playing the original Splatterhouse game in front of a monster girl and coming to the part where you have to fight your own girl

>>39355676
They said no, turns out there is such thing as too big and they say I may walk to talk with my Bicorn wife.

>>39355676
>go there for offer
>get stung by both a Girtablilu and a Manticore
>your boner now last for weeks

>>39355895
Remember anon, there is a thing called diminishing returns

>>39355940
But the wives like it so much!

>>39355873
>someone opted out of sex Ed

>>39356010
Cute chunni dork

>>39347925

i LOVE big kots

>>39356483
i really want to fuck nuns but I dont know why

>>39356483
I want to protect a huge titty, monster nun order.

>>39356464
I love big kots, bat kots, bird kots, small kots, rape kots, all kots.

>>39355771
Yes,..."action"...figures
>Do you have any more examples?
>Maybe out the back in a secluded room..?

>>39355832
>Zhat'z her zecret... zhe'z alvayz moist...

>>39356671
Dont fuck the shopkeeper doll

>>39356464
how big?

>>39356719
But Gehrman said I could use the doll

>>39356751
Kots that big are built for big litter bumps

>>39355771
will i get to fuck her if i buy her enire stock of magna saber toys?

>>39356574
>Local Monster church is being threatened by human bandits
>All the huge breasted nuns there only know healing spells
>They hire adventurer anon to protect them
>They're low on funds but promised to pay him back in any way possible

>>39355377
There's always time for lube.

>>39356596
Vampires have the best feet.
Succubi wish they could be on their footjob level.

>>39356913
i would take any quest for monster churchs, any quest!

>You're on the air with Witching Hour Wanda, what's keeping you up so late buddy?
>Yeah hi Wanda, I err uhh, I work for what's basically a warehouse at a, just a company, I don't want to name any names but this strange thing happened, see my supervisor told me that the last person to have my job found a tag on a package that didn't make any sense and when he searched for the label in the system he just kind, kind of went 404
>404?
>Yeah, like, disappeared. Doesn't work here anymore and nobody knows where he went.
>That's rough, buddy. What kinda tag was this?
>Well that's just the thing, I found one myself and brought it to my supervisor. It just says "Erratas". We're not supposed to put it into the system no matter what.
>...
>Wanda you still there?
>Sure thing buddy! Why don't you just make yourself comfortable, maybe make some coffee and wait for the extraction team
>The wha-
>And this song goes out to all you night owls out there! Keep your heads down and boogie!
>~They're coming to take me away haha~

>>39356913
>Anon tells them its no problem as the pay is enough.
>They let out some thankful, but almost disappointed sounding, sighs and just tell him that they'll pay him back somehow.
>Always press up against him with their bodies and breasts when they see him, so cheerful to see him while he has to try and fight down urges.
>Keep making comments when he escorts them shopping about how they'll "Pay you back in the abby!" for all your hard work as they buy goods at a discount in town, to the grumpy glare of the farmer succ.
>At night they change from habits to some very plain, but very skimpy, nightwear that leaves little to the imagination.

>>39352628
>You all sit on the couch
>One on your right side, one on your left
Actually, that sounds fun as long as the Valk doesn't fall somehow.

>>39357109
Wanda's scary but what is Erratas

>>39354899
As if you could resist the cute DruellaMart cashier who always compliment you.
You can try to hole up in your house all you want, you will have to go to the store for food.

>H-hey kid~
>Just thish once, I’ll let ya touch my tail for freeeeee…

>>39357190
Wooooow, like a common drug dealer? Are you a pusher, nuke? I wish you respected me enough to try to bait me with tit jobs, warm meals and love like the other girls. This is just sad.

Thinking about Gazer.
Wish I could have a dream about Gazer.

>>39357224
Baka gaijin.

>>39357238
Shog is better

>>39357238
I daydream about my wife all the time but never had a night dream. I just have to try harder.

>>39351094
Give her the dhampir twins debuff, it turns every blood draining into a health buff.

>>39357256
At least this girl isn't attempting to literally sell her body.

>>39357278
Everything is for sale, effendi

>>39357288
But love is the only currency one should use to buy people!

>>39357313
Funny Money works too

>>39357326
Point conceded. Genies technically buy people with dreams, too.

What will happen with males who ask them about their age?

>>39357259
Can shog turn herself into a monoeye, though?

>>39353173
Just divorce her later and take half her shit

>>39357418
They are told respectfully that asking a lady her age is impolite.

>>39357326
If I were that guy, i'd eat her pussy out to satisfy her

I believe this squirrel is saying that you've got some mail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06P15dLQTkI

>>39357458
He likely won't have a choice soon.

>>39357425
Give her a number and she'll give you that many eyes.

>>39357418
she'll convince him that she is totally 18

>>39357326
Reminder that a human sized gold statue would weigh about 1.3 tons

>>39357146
seems to be some /x/ thing where multiple people got fired and coincidentally had that word (meaning Printing Mistakes) in their search history. as if some algorithm had a search-and-destroy thing going on.
but it's strange because that word has an uncommon use, namely in printing and all things related, so i don't believe in the conspiracy. hell, i search for erratas regularly and so far noth

>>39357425
Yes
>>39357495

>>39357123
>the sofa cushions must have been kinda slippery, because she unfortunately Fell
>poor Valk somehow faceplanted right in my lap...

I googled it. Portals take me, I am ready.

>>39357502
>I fully believe you, that nine-tailed 18-year-old foxes are existing

>>39357502
yeah, 18 centuries

>>39352628
wait for them to either decide it with a competition, or fusion dance into a superior ultimate being

>>39357519
>>39357541
Consider me if you want to live

>>39357507
Good thing mamono mana is in play.
But there's certainly no removing a Creeping Coin once she's on top of you.

>>39357259
Wayward servant-constructs of decrepit old ones, mimicking their once-masters' mimickery of mortals. Acting only on their instincts to serve and obey.
Pathetic.

Monster defense 101

>>39357660

>>39357660
got to keep your penis save from tricky monsters

>>39357626
Hence why Shogs will always be better than some ravenous creep

>>39357106
>The church is running out of milk
>Thankfully they have a holst nun
>The holst requires your help with the milking
>Her inverted nipples are quite tricky to work with
>Your reward will be a single bottle of fresh milk

>>39357683
Indeed. Demonic energy will never rewrite my dna and take away my humanity.

Maybe we're on this world because we were order fags before and the cupids punished us

>>39357709
In that case I apologize for being an edgelord and will gladly spread the word of the Demon Lord for a succ wife

>>39357693
>get quest reward of bottle of milk
>walk five feet away and sell it to the nun vendor for 15 copper
almost enough money for a helmet

>>39357693
I think I might have an answer to that problem, I have a venusifcation spell and induce lactation as well, just need to cast it on the church

>>39351355

AHEM.
I LOVE DEMONS !
Have a nice day everyone.

>>39357749
Being here is a proof of our redemption (pls give me funny kot pussy)

>>39357775
How can you be so heartless? That holst is going to be crying for the rest of the day.

>>39357626
I need to get raped by a gazer

You meet a Ryu who says she's going to drown the world, are you a bad enough dude to keep her too pregnant to cause the apocalypse?