/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39328876
Oh shit he finally made a Cheshire and Wonderworm

Give a buff Cheshire and I'll consider staying.

I wish for health
Happiness
And hella bitches

Surprise attack!

>>39328876
give me the outrageously thicc cheshire with massive fucking thighs pls

>>39328904
I wonder how many undead would be fond of giving their husbands jump scares? What would happen when hubby gets used to it?

Time to fuck the cat again...

>>39329021
I will fuck only one cat. The rest can go and stay go.

>>39329077
The best cat!

I-I think there is a better cat...

>>39329021
Loli cheshires are for filling with kittens.

>>39329126
I bet you like Azcats, you stuttering wimp.

Shog love

Cats are easily defeated

cat thread let's go

>Muscled cats are good
>Fat cats are good
>Slim cats are good
>Tall cats are good
>Short cats are good
There has to be a combinaison of the above that results in a bad cat. Maybe short and muscled.

>>39329225
Hairless breeds

>>39329225
slim fat cat or tall short is only good for chesires

>>39329252
huh? HOW?

>>39329251
I wouldn't mind a fat hairless cat.

>>39329225
What about slim muscled? Does anyone want an otter mode wife? Short muscled does sound pretty questionable as well.

>>39329289
My sith wife really let herself go

>>39329193
Cute and SOFT cat.

Kot burglar

>>39329152
Amazing

danger kot

>>39329318
>Hug otter mode cat
>There is no softness
>Only hard muscles and bones
Pretty big turnoff when it comes to being intimate, but she would look great and shredded.

>>39328876

freedomless kot

>>39329378
She doesn't look dangerous at all

muscle kot
>>39329420
wait till she introduces you to miss T. L. Pussy

Punished Kot

Not a cat, but still very smug

>>39329318
Isn't that sort of what an ocelomeh is?
Or do they fall under slim cat?

>>39329488
what about Chegyaru?

>>39329503
Way too powerful
>"We're, like, gonna go down to the mall later and play tricks on that little boy that runs the boba tea stand. He's so adorbs, nyaaaa~"

>>39329126
Jinko (Cheshire Variant)
Rapes you powerlessly while calling out how you are pathetic weakling and therefore should always be under her protection shoved in her leotard naked, dick between her abs

>had an idea for a holstaur and apophis hybrid
>venom and milk turns human women into milky lamias
Is there a better way to do this?

Thread has contracted toxoplasmosis. Kots to blame

>>39329628
I blame my dick and that f@ c@ ass

>>39328876

>>39329501
They're just slim, there's no muscular definition there.

>>39329588
Does she have the snake tail? If she does, you should probably just make her fangs secrete a milky venom; she'd bite women and force men to drink it by aggressively kissing them. I know, shut up.

If she doesn't have the snake tail, just poisonous milk would so. Somehow milk and venomous bites at the same time feels like too much.

>>39329734
>>39329734
>Does she have the snake tail? If she does, you should probably just make her fangs secrete a milky venom; she'd bite women and force men to drink it by aggressively kissing them.
This can work better than what I came up with.

>>39329743
Also, imagine "milk" dripping out of her mouth when she's horny or about to corrupt someone.

>>39329743
holstaur with shark teeth

>>39329770
I like that.
>>39329799
Cow shark?

>>39329804
A rare offshoot of the nurse shark, the nursing shark, has become increasingly prevalent in hathor aligned seas

>>39329822
Checked.

>>39329461
That's a fit kot, but not big enough to call muscle kot.
>>39329770
Extracting venom from a snake is called milking after all.

massive cat thighs

>>39329822
I have a sudden urge to go swimming.

anon you have to resist the nukis

>>39329861
but they got such big bushy tails...

>>39329847
This is not ok. Those are supposed to be squares.
Her thighs are so massive that they distort geometry.

>>39329883

I'm a simple man. I see cat outside and I bring them home assuming they're a stray. They're confused at first when I pick them up but eventually they stop freaking out. Those giant striped cats are really the hardest to get because I can't lift them

>>39328876
Say those anyone knows what happened to a writefag called touchfluffysnail?

>>39329883
I bet their fluff is much firmer than foxes

>>39329887
>>39329887
now imagine those thighs in motion

>>39329861
It's easy to do when news squirrels and holst milk exist.

>>39329939
Milky Ratatoskr...

>>39329939
what is squirrel tail like?

>>39329908
Who makes those drawings ?

>>39329915
>Those giant striped cats are really the hardest to get because I can't lift them
You can lure the big stripey kitty to your house with some fish. What's good about those is that they're very easy to clean, they really like bathing. If anything, it's harder to get her out of the water.

>>39329152
my wife

>>39330010
Latenight, newfriend.
https://twitter.com/latenightdraws

I want to be grapefruited by a Manticore.

>>39330032
I hope you and your waifu have a wonderful day

>>39329251
poor girls, best to give them a nice thick jumper to keep them warm

>>39329861
beware the Nuki ninjas

>>39329861
>>39329883
>>39330088
I ain't afraid of no trash panda!

>>39330116
soft and malleable tidders

>>39328876

>>39330116
>>39330137
like sticking your hands into playdough

Monstergirls mysteriously having 17 times more female ancestors than male ones!

https://mobile.twitter.com/KT80AT/status/1512115485910917126
Pay your respects to royalty

>>39329861
Dammit, you were too late! I've been had!

>>39328876
Why are monster girls in micro skits so damn good?

>>39329493
More like...very smoking

>>39330311
Smoking hot and smug shortstack nurari head wife

>>39330348
I want to bully a nurarihyon into accepting all of my attention and affection in a monogamous relationship.

>>39330348
If she heights less than 1.60, full nelson obligatory

>>39330367
they are a strange monster and kind of go against the rest of them. Even bicorns fuck with lore less

>>39330388
I don't think it's that weird to have dedicated harem-oriented species in the setting, it's a popular flavor and it doesn't necessarily go against the core message of love conquering all. I'm sure there are men who can care deeply about multiple women and treat them well. I just love nura's design and happen to be a monogamyfag.

BOOBA

Does anyone have any good Bunyip stories? I finally got around to reading the bully Bunyip story an anon posted a few months ago and really enjoyed it.
>>39330146
What is that Kiki planning to do with Mastah?

>>39330437
I want a super perverted shog that keeps showing off how she made her boobs even bigger just for you.

>>39328903
>hella

Say something nice about her.

>>39330496
She’s the cutest birb this side of the Mason-Dixon Line. And I’m very much looking forward to her game.

>>39330496
B

>>39330514
I

Does anyone want to help me look for a vampire locked in a crypt so long she's gone feral?

>>39330496
Very breedable

>>39330528
R

>>39328876
The moral of the story is of course,
Don't love your mother, save it for your horse.
You will be filled with great remorse
If you give your mother love you should be saving for your horse!

>>39330542
B!

>>39330496
Nice hair

>>39330570
This too.

>>39330476
I want one that adapts after the only smut I look up on the shogputer is with female bodybuilders.

>>39330496
Submissive and breedable.

>>39330437
>shog takes careful note of mastah's boob preferences, watching his browsing habits and how he physically reacts to different types
>every day she adjusts their size, shape and texture a little more to be absolutely perfect
>she settles on a soft, squishy bust with a healthy heft and jiggle, conforming perfectly to mastah's hands
>slowly adjusts the nips until every tiny detail is perfect, right down to taste
>when she discovers what inverted nipples are she starts changing over to them regularly to entice mastah to give them a try
>whenever he lies down on their shoghouse's furniture the pillows turn into a copy of the perfect breasts, cradling his head to sleep
>she then moves on to meticulously researching hips, thighs and asses so she can provide the best possible lap pillows

>>39330496
I don't care about her game but guess she a cutie.

>>39330435
what man could treat 100 girls with love.

>>39330650
What game?
For Earth's sake I really love harpies...

>>39330476
A slime's ability to change its body shape seems really underutilized. If I had a slime wife I'd ask her to make use of that all the time if she didn't already.

>>39330653
Not me, certainly but maybe a particularly charismatic incubus could keep them happy in shifts. Like a village chief who does his best to take care of all of his people. Logistically it's insane but there must be one or two exceptional men who were born for the role. I won't dismiss the possibility, but there's a reason Nurarihyon are rare, high-level monsters.

>>39330689
>He doesn't know

Would you love a disabled monster girl?
Mana can't fix everything.

I don't have the blind lizard or that one harpy image I'm sorry.

>>39330755
Stop being cruel
>>39330689
https://outismedia.itch.io/berns-breeding-sim

>>39330765
>Mana can't fix everything.
It basically can, including that. For everything else, there's divine intervention and "fate."

>>39330765
Of course, even if I'm not sure I could take care of her well and Jinko on a wheelchair is a weird sight.

>>39330719
I try not think about how rare monster girls work because they are the most popular ones by far.

I will see you all in the baphomet blood bowl.

>>39330820
Can mana regrow your limbs?
That's news to me.

>>39330831
>I will see you all in the baphomet blood bowl.
The hell you will. I'm going on the search for an eel to feel only to happily fall for the first vanilla succubus to touch my thigh. Eat it, power sluts.

>>39330831
I would be shooting for fat hags, so I will still have a wife

>>39330858
Based

What are my chances of defeating a fox via making her have a human son?

>>39330755
>>39330775
Fuuuck, I already have an existencial debate between two harpies to be my waifu, and now a third one? I hate this as much I hate myself...

>>39330907
Fairly slim chances.
The most likely outcome is that you'll impregnate her with a fox daughter who will team up with her and ensure your defeat.

>>39330907
very haggy hag
>>39330847
Yes, the thrill of the first bit of affectionate female contact will take down many an anon who finds a girl that looks close enough to the body type they like.

>>39330831
The appeal of high-level monsters is obvious and I have preferences, but I wouldn't turn down something like a slime, for example, if she just happened to be the one who loved me most. I'm not very fond of slimes but if she's serious and wants to make it work I think I'd owe her at least a chance to try. She might surprise me, and likely deserves to be loved more than I do.

>>39330496
Who?

>>39329908
>"that'll be $20 good si-"

>>39330958
I even appreciate a fairly wide number of body types, I'd be a stupid easy catch for many monsters using roughly the right approach.

>>39331061
I bet she's weak to tail brushies.

>>39330831
I'm flexible as long as she's some kind of dragon.

>>39331130
The monkey's paw would curl and you'd end up with some sort of dragon-fly hybrid dragon

>>39331141
Dragonflies are cool.

>>39331061
whos pose is that?

>>39331141
More like a Komodo Dragon. A lizard with bad breath LARPing as something greater.

>>39330831
A fair chunk of anons probably have tunnel vision for whichever species they think is their favorite.
Like someone on a journey to find and marry a red dragon, only to fall in love with a Holst innkeeper along the way.

>>39331141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyjMf5Di53U

>>39328876

>>39331174
>A lizard with bad breath LARPing as something greater
This actually sounds extremely cute.

>insecure lizardman grew up surrounded by dragons and wyverns
>got bullied by salamanders in her teens
>tries to act like she's a big powerful dragon when she meets a wimpy human
>"N-not all dragons have wings you know, I'm an ancient bloodline from before flying was invented!"
>"Fire breath? Don't be silly, that's a myth. Just think of the property damage. Real dragons use swords, see?"
>"What would I need gold or gems for? I already have a great treasure... dummy..."

>>39331225
>"Ah, so you're a tarrasque?"

>>39331252
>Are you calling me fa--I mean yes!"

>>39331177
I hope getting seduced out of your waifu for an achievable waifu is a common fetish

>>39331252
I would be down for a minotaur-sized, thick, matronly tarrasque lizard girl. She doesn't have many special qualities but towers over most dragons and can be very protective.

>>39331308
I guess this doesn't really work if my waifu is already considered achievable?

>>39331333
Nope, congratulations on having realistic dreams. What's your waifu?

>>39331333
Not as much, but I guess you could be redirected to a more available but similar monster? What's your favorite?

Bogies are rare, right?

>>39331356
cat nun! but poor thing is underdressed

>>39331197
Based MGE

>They see me rollin'

>>39331333
>Anon wants to marry a typical succubus
>Heads to the nearest monster girl town
>Gets attacked on the way there by some kind of armor wearing harpy
>He gets one shot and brought back to her house
>Turns out she's one of the legendary 12 knights of the sky
>Her species, Apex Predator Aves, numbers in the few hundreds
>He is now her squirehusband

>>39331177
I feel like in the end that's the most classically romantic outcome of them all. The man chases an impossible dream with all his might, but his dedication draws the attention of someone who recognizes his efforts in the present and loves him for who he currently is. Over time he realizes that the right woman was there all along, supporting him and cheering him on while expecting nothing in return.

Dumb sexy monsters trying to act spooky

>>39331498
King stuff.

>>39331518
Oh no he bought a bigger monitor!

>>39331541
He didn't, that bigger monitor was her second mistake.

>>39330649

>>39330649
>Mastah is into flat chested fat bottomed gals

>>39331498
>"scary" monster falls flat on her face
>tries to play it off as nothing despite the tears in her eyes and a blooding nose
>have to help her out while she sobs at her failed scare
>keep patting her head and assuring her that she is super scary

I want to join the radical faction because evil-looking women being nice to me is my fetish.

>>39331719
Imagine getting caught by an evil Lamia complete with black sclera, glowing eyes and edgy armor, and instead of raping you on the spot she first asks if you're ok and if you'd like a meal or a bath.

>Monster version of dungeon master
>heroes that invade get captured instead of killed
>women get monsterized and there's a rare chance to get a new monster from this
>men get dragged into the nest to reproduce which creates more monsters
>eventually stronger heroes appear and stronger monsters spawn
>macrogame is micro managing the settlements that emerge when an area gets fully taken over and monsters spill onto the surface

>>39331784
I have played worse porn games

>>39328876
Which MG is best for having hot sox with?

>>39331800
I would love to brew tea using a monster's used stockings, but I would not recommend eating any form of footwear.

>>39331342
>>39331344
Truth to be told, I have a hard time choosing between cows and very milk foxes.
The only constant is hags.

>>39331739
Demon/devil style evil like this tickles me.
>"NOW THAT I HAVE TAKEN YOUR SOUL, FOOLISH MORTAL, I WILL DRAG YOU INTO THE DEPTHS OF DEPRAVED MADNESS USING THESE MOST SINFUL COOKIES! THEY'RE MY GRANDMOTHER'S RECIPE! AHAHAHA!"
>"Is there any m--"
>"OF COURSE THERE'S MILK! MINE!"

>>39331800
Dark mages

>>39331826
What’s your favorite kind of hag? Desperate neighbor? Auntster? Ancient evil? Other?

Maid-less?

>>39331847
fatchouli

>>39331849
neighbor is nice, aunster too.
I guess the lonelier and desperate, the better?
I want to make them happy.
Gloomy and depressed girls have the most beautiful smiles.

>>39331847
I love big breasted girls like this, because you know any kid you have with her will never go hungry (even if it’s not necessarily true, even a lactacting flat chested loli can feed your kids just fine)

>>39331856
Neet chesire dressing up as a maid to attract eboys!

>>39331621
>"Mastah likes dump... trucks? You want us to take out the garbages?"
>he shows her a picture for reference
>she tilts her head, looking curious while her hips blow out and her ass fattens
>"Is this how humans badonk the donks, mastah? We feel very strange... but we think we understand."
>she guides his hands to give the new buns a squeeze and lets him explain the finer points of thigh-to-ass balance, taking notes

>>39331877
>gloomy hag that has her face covered in her long hair
>go up to her and brush her hair aside to give her a kiss
>she looks down and blushes but has the biggest smile possible
Didn’t know I needed this

>>39331847

>>39331830
>Take a bite of a freshly baked homemade cookie
>Follow it up by drinking milk straight off an evil monster's breast
This is the life.

>>39331920

>>39331877
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

>>39331847
>>39331920
>>39331928
Why do they insist on storing mana in their chest? They might as well become dairymancers.

>>39331916
it has to be one of those wavy mouth smiles to complete it

talking about hags.......Im in the mood to draw some truly thicc ones

>>39331921
You need some for dunking too, though. Do you think she'd insist on milking herself or let you have fun doing it?

>>39331890
Yeah, in most cases breasts are solely for daddy's benefit, not baby's. That's chestlet cope but still a boon for lolicons.

>>39332006
Need Holstaur hag in a ribbed sweater and mom jeans.

>>39332006
I demand a sandworm hag.

>>39332006
Hag succ looking at anon sunbathing behind the fence

>>39332006
Any hag is great as long as they look happy and loved.

>>39332014
>Do you think she'd insist on milking herself
That's be like insisting on masturbating when you could instead have sex.
Marrying a lactating evil girl means you're on milking duty everyday.

>>39332036
i can see in it in my head, the succ is looking at him, nothing on her bottom half, playing with herself while anon is none the wiser, and even says hello

>>39332025
I second this.
Few things ignite a man's urge to breed more than a meaty hag in form fitting jeans.

>>39332058
>succ is daydreaming about all that sexy stuff she would do to anon while looking at him and masturbating
>anon notices her and says hello
>”Y-you too…”
Dumb hag doesn’t have the courage to go rape him

>>39332047
https://imgur.com/twDUrYE
was done just now

>>39332006
Ancient Ushi

>>39332080
what about stocking?

>>39332080
I disagree
Imagine a meaty hag in fishnet stockings

>>39330765
>blind lizard
I remember that one.

>>39332048
>Marrying a lactating evil girl means you're on milking duty everyday.
AN ETERNITY OF FARM WORK! BUT NOT REALLY, IF IT'S TOO TIRESOME MOMMY WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

>>39332146
Ks

>>39332086
This. Ancient regal Ushi matron

>>39331900
UMPH

Cuddle your bar maiden

>>39331900
the shoggy has a french accent, i just feel it!

>Giving Hellhound or Ushi a rage mushroom

>>39332086
>>39332240
>Be anon the great dum unga
>Find weird shrine in zingapuuu
>Find rock
>>DONT BREAK
>Anon read "Do break"
>Grabs unga stick
>Raises it
>SMASH
>Anon is wondering why nothing happen
>About to walk off
>The only way out is webbed
>He looks up
>an ancient ushi hag
>Anon says when he sees such a beast
>"SPIDOO COW

>>39332282
Is that beer? I ordered cocoa, how can I cuddle like this?

>>39330116
your going into the iron maiden

>>39328876
FREEZE, SLIMEBALL!

>>39332293
>>39332271
>big booty french shoggoth who asks her master to grope her phat ass every day with a big wobbly smile
>it slowly gets bigger and more shapely as he gives input and she makes adjustments
>master explains skindentation and jiggle to her, and she starts getting ideas
>learns to create garterbelts, panties and stockings that squish in cute little bulges around her thighs
This has potential.

>>39332325
>It actually makes them submissive

>>39332348
nah, sweetscheecks. The bank aint gonna steal itself ya know, also lay off the donuts. But your a cute piggy tho. See ya

>>39332168
Yeah I'd kiss her.

>>39332348
How much you'd piss off calling the MGC cops pigs

>>39332328
>YOU............MIGHTY SPIDER COW
>I fight as anon, WARRIOR

>>39332348
I SURRENDER!!!

>>39332357
And her name is judy

>>39332414
what if they're orcs

>>39332566
depends on which we are talking about

>Level 1 slime levels up, becomes level 2 slime knight
>Shows up to some guy's house by oozing through the floorboards. Brandishes her sword and loudly declares that she's 'here to rescue' him
>Doesn't know from what. She just knows knights rescue people they love.

>>39332348
Legs!

>>39332593
The dork forgot that her weapons and armor wouldn't fit through the floor, didn't she? Classic level two mistake. She'd be naked which is almost as good, though.

>>39332754
Seducing automatons using fat jugs of natural oil!

My wock wife is a dirty cop and Im the leader of Mr Smiley's right in the heart of the REDZONE. My bogie is the second in command and I take responiblity in all the Smiley cases, where a smilling man rapes the police chief of certain precincts

>>39332837
>4 hands
imagine, she can hold both your hands and hug you at the same time

The fastest worm

>>39332880
>a swift 5km/h

>>39332357
Gonna have to learn skin textures

You have been convicted of cringe

>>39332974
all I WANTED WAS SOME THICC, ULTRA MEATY, JIGGLING, EATRH SHATTERINGLY LARGE THIGHS. i didn mean to toss thighomorphis bombs all over the city

>>39332974
since when was miss lich a judge?

What order are you fucking them in?

gonna post this for old time sake

>fox tails enclose around you like a venus fly trap

>>39332996
since you started working for her

>>39333000
Left, then middle.

>>39333000
i will let the ten sided dice of fate determine that

>>39333000
First cum, first served.

>>39333042
You mean twelve, right? A number divisible by three?

>>39333044
>straight razor to her bum
kinda funny

>>39330496
Oh yeah, sorry, I meant to repost this in the new thread.

https://outismedia.itch.io/berns-breeding-sim

Big BBS update, new cover, etc. Taking a couple weeks off after this to rest, I'm burned out.

Enjoy the booklet that comes with the donation version, if you choose to buy.

>>39333053
three is a prime number

>>39333003
>chilling in downtown mgc
> see fox walking past with a smug look
>see legs sticking out from her mofu that are kicking around
Scary

>>39333108
Man, living in the mge world must be great. All these beautiful women everywhere and they're so touchy and affectionate you can just go up to one and start petting her.

>>39333120
I wanna be that boy that hangs around the bad kind of monsters and get swept into the underground of MGC

>>39333127
Yes, the world in which a game of Duck Duck Goose can end in a circle of wives.

Its all fun and games till my adventuring party wakes up with breasts the size of beach balls.
Then the adventure truly begins.

...

>>39329551
This is why you avoid Wonderland. Wocks do it too.

>>39333207
for me, only if they got thighs that shake the ground and rub up against each other and tits that jiggle with the slightest movemnt
>>39333219
they got flab which is better imo

>>39332333
Imagine a slightly drunk Yeti feeling you up at Winterstown bar

>>39333229
Truly our journey to find the source of the land's thickness is a perilous one.
The rogue already split her skimpy leathers!

>>39333237
>drunk yeti
>hug the support beam thinking it’s a cute boy
make sure to take videos so you can tease

>>39333003
>You emerge from the fox tails at the end of the cutscene to start your second phase

For her mastah, anything

>>39333238
the cleric's hips and thighs are already too big to ignore and she has gained holy nursing healing whatever that means
>>39333265
>of cumming your brains out

>>39333018
>implying you're not finishing in all three of them

>>39333277
>The rush to find the party new gear is not because it gives better stats but because they don't fit their old stuff and going into the town almost nude is too much for them.

questions to trip up elder monsters in disguise?

>>39333306
>tfw sometimes some of the party gets stuck or cant enter some of the cave dungoens
>Either the clerics behind or the mages hips, or the tits of the rouge
>AND THATS WHY YOU BRING A BAR OF SOAP AND A PICKAXE
>>39333365
WHATS 9 + 10? If they dont say 21, they aint 21

>>39333365
ask for their thoughts on the F3600 league

>>39333377
Exactly, you need to prepare or learn shape earth.
Because your party certainly isn't getting any less thick as they move through the land with you.
That and they now have plenty more 'weak spots' for you to assault.

>>39332880
She is the driver.

>>39333400
at least you dont have to pay for healing potions anymore

>>39333424
You don't but its also made your partymates far more sensitive and weak to lewd attacks.
And that's not counting the constant "Need to Breed" debuff they're running

I want to cum deep inside a Manticore's tail while she sits in my lap and makes out with me.

>>39333420
>greenworm drives a prius

>>39333429
Then I'll just solo the final boss in a couple of mins so I can steal her castle and live with my new wives and pound away at them

>>39333435
A Nissan Leaf actually.

>>39333449
Anon please, just because they call the land a 'zone' doesn't mean there's just one dungeon.
Do you know how many keeps, manses, fortresses, and dungeons you have to go through before you reach her? You'll have plenty of property to scout before you reach her place.

>>39332880
I think Sandworms are faster.

>>39333463
i just broke in and bonked her on the head, I skipped the rest. need a house and got a new wife as well
>>39333465
wurms are the fastest of them all

>>39333472
Wurms don't count, they're lizards.

>>39333508
wurms count, they are wurm! This wurm told me so

Need eros valkyrie

>>39328876
Lilith is just a diet coke Slaanesh. Prove me wrong or change my mind.

>>39333520
Wurms are wurms, not worms.

>>39333542
but they sound the same! so they must be the same!

>>39333465
Greenworm just nods and says she couldn't go that long without eating.

>>39333531
corruption(eros) is pretty good. pink hair and brown skin makes me happy.

>>39333553
wighthorn agrees

>>39333452
>soccer mom papillon pulls up in her nissan leaf
>little wormies in the backseat

>>39333561
It's such a strange combination but looks equal parts lewd and soothing.

>>39333553
Wurms don't make bread with flower, do they?

>>39333575
they use coke and sell it to the jungle cats

>>39333575
i'd suspect most bakeries throw as much bread as they can outside before the wurm can make their own novel entrance into their business.

>>39332357
I mean, they are bottom heavy to begin with

would you like the order more if instead they tickled mgs into submission?

>>39333605
i mean i'd throw table scraps to the skirt mouth. if she gets bottom heavy so be it

>>39333610
! !

>>39333561
It's probably my favorite combo outside of blue skin and black sclera. I think an eros-tinted valk would be interesting in how she raises a hero.

>>39333605
Now wat if they were more bottom heavy

>>39333610
Gentile impregnation sex with schedule dog.

>>39333610
Fuck schedules, they a shit!

>>39333629

>>39333635
thats a paddling

what are the best reverse isekai stories?

>>39333647
Like that hag dog‘ be able to put chasing anon on her schedule

>>39333665
Really nice one I read was a doujin where Olga Discordia got isekai'd to our world before the events in her orginal story and lived a nice life with a human guy.

>>39333675
what's the maximum range a mummys curse can be cast? asking for a friend

>>39333675
she can outsource

>>39333702
Lmao, can’t do it herself, no wonder her middle been getting softer

>>39333696
Not far enough, you gotta get out of the chair, Anubis Obasan

Anybody?

>>39333793
Hello anybody, names dad

>>39333801
she raises a good point

>>39333680
already read that one

>>39333801
Ah , yes the lolicon converter 9000

>>39333739
cursed

>>39333817
i have to agree, gotta give it like 20 more years in the oven but its a good step in the right direction

>>39333801
I don't need Baphomets. What I need is emotional support.

>>39333854
here's your emotional support goat with built in stress relievers.

>>39333858
i want to be the emotional support human for a big hag

>>39333865
go get your license and vest then

>>39333876
so where do i sign up, im new in MGC

What scared her?

>>39333739
Is that an actual robot??

>>39333884
most job postings are in rape alley

>>39333889
Machine of terror.

>>39333889
She watched a horror movie about a viral outbreak that makes husbands leave their wives.

>>39333889
Heard husband get out the vacuum cleaner

>>39333889
a man attempting to self fellate himself promptly before he alped

>>39333739
Human women are now officially obsolete.

would you fuck a monsterized bowling pin?

>>39333889
It was her turn to cook and she gave her husband food poisoning.

>>39330649
The start of chubby hag shogs.

>>39333959
the shape is right

>>39333992
go on, or else

>>39333992
Yes.

>>39333959
Is that a reference to that lewd art from like a decade ago that someone on /a/ cropped out just the girl's leg and it looked like a bowling pin?

>>39334036
no, just look up when you get a strike in a bowling alley

Swipe your dick through creeping coins cleavage to withdraw cash.

>>39334056
nah, i'll just steal them from the bank

https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1511938021926776833?s=20&t=iSiejqf9MTH0hvNzkc5IKQ
i don't know what that dependence stuff is about, i can quit pyrow tongues any time i want

>>39334062
>anon reverts into an animalistic way of thinking after half a day with no pyrow tongue action

>>39334030
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE(ly horny)

UOOOHHHH DRUELLA EROTIC
LITTLE DRUELLA CUTE
CORRUPT MY VILLAGE

i wonder, on /4mon/'s /k/ board, would there be a massive thread about katanas verus longswords going on at any given moment

>>39334097
Sink into her madness, embrace it

>>39328876

I NEED stories involving monster girls and shotas. PLEASE UOOOOOOH!!!!!

>>39334119
i miss having fun

>>39334122
same

>>39334101
being nice to incognito druella is my fetish

Bratty chunni vampires need their bellies to be full of dhampir babies so in the future they can make their dad pound her into shape and give them more dhampir sisters

>>39334101
Headpats and candy for good little girls.

>>39334151
She'd probably make it weird after a while.

>>39334156
i'll just sneak in and scare the shit out of them by pulling on their leg while in bed but nothings there

>>39334156
Vampire nobility is for incest.

>>39334062
>>39334074
It's just practice kissing and practice blowjobs for when I get a real girlfriend, if the practice feels so good then imagine what the real thing must be like.

>>39333739
Source?

>>39333739
Well...that's interesting

I can't hold on my arms are tired from hugging

>>39334119
once upon a time, a shota gave his address to a dark mage, a high orc, a titania, a kejorou, a lilim, and a kitsune, but it's the wrong address, it's a honeypot made by the sabbath to transform them into lolis, but the monsters knew it was a trap and used magic to track the source of the shota's text messages and thus they break into his house to do things to him that are too widely erotic to describe in this 4chan post.

give me monsters with powerful, oppressive gazes

>>39330765
would a monster girl love a disabled boy?
;_;

>>39334439
how messed up are you anon?

>>39334439
bro, they would be all over like whte on rice

>>39334439
Yes. And likely fix the disability at it.

>>39334453
Right arm don't work, right leg is also very weak. Not bad, not great, it's a mild form of cerebral palsy.
>>39334454
>>39334461
The portals need to open NOW.

>>39333739
Spacing on the eyes aside,cute. Reminds me of that one robot with an addiction for headpats/rubs

>>39334471
>cripple
your never getting fixed anon, monsters are gonna flock to ya for their nursing fantasies

>>39334471
>Right arm don't work, right leg is also very weak.
>same side, yet difference in strength
Pyramidal syndrome it seems. I need not to ask if you have seen a doctor as soon as you could right?

>>39334494
Hemiparesis, I went through tons of physio as a kid, shit sucked but it improved things a bit. I sort of exaggerated a bit with the arm, I can move it but not manipulate things with my hand.
>>39334484
Well I've lived 28 years with it, not getting it fixed is fine so long as some monster loves me.

so i've been playing dmc 5 recently and..

>>39334541
you beatiful bastard

Tom and Jerry style comical chase scene with Cheshire Cat and Dormouse when?

>>39334056
Woud a creeping coin being in favor of nft?

>>39333739
And suddenly, I'm hearing the death music from Uninvited

>>39334558
>Dormous
>Running
>Cheshire
>Chasing

Better a Werecat and Large Mouse

>>39334595
Would*