/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3933569

But that's the chief!

>>3933580
But Patchy always makes that face when she's angry.

>>3933569
Who is this loli and why is she so disappoint?

>>3933632
From Kanamemo or something.

I watched first few episodes and got bored. Put the rest of the episodes in "Will watch sometime in the future" folder. The loli is very nice, though.

>>3933632
one money hungry capitalist

>>3933632
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUjhnSkzPXw
3:55 in.

Young Patchouli was probably irascible, what with having actual energy and health. Theoretically, anyway.

>>3933676
I like this loli. I think I'll do the same as Man-Pedo.

>>3933726
She only acts sweet once or twice.
Most of the time she's yelling at her employees and threatening them with paycuts and making faces like in the OP.

>>3933704
How are youkai born, anyway?
I expect Patchouli just appeared, fully grown, in some abandoned library somewhere in Europe.

I don't think Patchy is as concerned about making money as the Chief is.

>>3933742
I thought that Patchy was by all accounts originally a human, was a witch in her human life and became a youkai magician through research/magic/power. As was Alice.

>>3933758
She has a good job anyway.

>>3933766
Better than Reimu anyway.

>>3933762
That's what I thought too (made a thread about it long ago), but apparently Patchy was born a Magician Youkai.

When a mama youkai and a being of the male species really love each other...

>>3933777
Then where are her parents?
Do Mr. and Mrs. Knowledge visit the SDM?
"Patchouli deary when are you going to start going outside, maybe meet a nice man? Make me a grandmother?"
"I told you we shouldn't have let her move down into the basement, honey. No light, no fresh air for her lungs. Now look at her, she even lives with vampires!"

>>3933762
Patchouli was know as Yue when she was human.

>>3933828
Like I said, 'born a youkai' doesn't have to imply actual birth from a parent. Look at Kogasa, she was a regular umbrella before she became a youkai.

>>3933828
I thought this was a Gaia avatar from the thumbnail.

>>3933842
But it is so much more entertaining to imagine Mr. and Mrs. Knowledge strolling around the SDM, as an immaculately dressed and socially outgoing Victorian couple and berating Patchy for being so slovenly.
"Why are you always wearing pajamas? It's 2 in the afternoon and you haven't even brushed your hair, you just stuff it under that cap! And look at your nails, there's more ink on them than polish!"

>>3933828
"Did you see the younger sister? The one who also lives in the basement. What was her name? Furandere-chan? I don't know about you, but I'm worried that our daughter might end up as insane as her! We should do something about that, honey!"

>>3933850
You don't see her parents because they are long dead. You don't even know how old Patchy is, but she's certainly older than she looks.

Ability: the power to control fire, water, wood, earth, metal, sun, and moon

>the power to control moon
So, she's the real lunar princess?

>Maybe her windowless library room is dusty. No, obviously, it's very dusty.
Maybe Sakuya doesn't do her job very well. No, obviously she doesn't.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Patchouli_Knowledge

This is where it's said that Patchy was born a youkai; my quotes are from the EoSD manual~.

>>3933850
Same here.
I can also imagine something like that:
"And what is all this "black magic" stuff you always talk about? Isn't that the work of the devil? Look! There's even a skull here! That's insane! Do you even pray to god every morning and night? Young lady! I think it's time for you to go to the church again. The devil is evil! You should not follow him like that!"
and so on and so on.

Kaguya Houraisan, 16 years old

>>3933867
I'm not sure what you're getting at.

>>3933867
>Maybe Sakuya doesn't do her job very well. No, obviously she doesn't.

Sakuya merely is asked not to dust lest she move any of Patchy's books.

>>3933866
That doesn't make it any less entertaining to imagine what kind of parenting would result in some of the personalities in Touhou.
Like what kind of parents would Rumia have had? Or maybe Parsee?

>>3933898
If you want to play Gensokyo Gakuen, go right ahead.

>>3933906
Nah. It's just easy to pick on Patchy because she lives with vampires and has a thankless low profile job that doesn't interact with much of anyone. Any parent would be concerned.

>>3933934
I think I'd be more concerned with someone like Reimu who lives in poverty and eats grass.

>>3933945
But Reimu is carrying on the proud family tradition of the Hakurei shrine.
Though it is hard to imagine Reimu's father.

>>3933956
The family kind of stopped being "proud" once Reimu came into being.

Reimu's parents are DEEEEEEEEAD.
Seriously, nothing else suits her more.

>>3934016
Don't forget the 10,000 yen service.