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I don't care how cute she is, spiders creep me the fuck out.

>>3933425
This.

I'd probably spray her with some Raid first then smack her with a shoe until she stops breathing.

>>3933425
Spiders are beautiful, they won't bug you if you don't bug them.

>>3933418
Unsure, where do I insert the penis? I only see the mouth.

Possibly, depends on how big she is.

I'm cool with big spiders, you can see them coming, and deal with them according. It's the small ones that can get everywhere without you knowing, those are the ones that freak me out.

>>3933443
does she eat you after mating with her mouth?

>>3933449
Yes that would be one on my concernes also.

I like spiders because they kill flies. Fuck flies.

Call me when she has legs (and personality) like Noir, and I'll do everything I can to become her perfect husband.

>>3933440

They get webs all up in my shit so I have to clean them up almost every day. That bothers me, so fuck them. If I see them, I kill them.

>>3933458
They are decorating your home with their patterns!

>>3933440
The webs, man. The webs.

And if they don't bug me if I don't bug them, then why the fuck do they bite me when I sleep sometimes? I don't fucking snore, so I don't see how me lying comatose in my bed serves as a nuisance to the little buggers.

>>3933458
They feed on bugs that annoy you like mosquitoes and flies.

I don't have either flies or spiders here, but I don't kill spiders since I don't really have a reason, and I think they're fascinating creatures.

>>3933486
I'm allergic to insect bites, so I don't feel safe unless spiders are around. They really help me a lot, I guess.

Spiders have no sense of privacy.

I have noticed many times how a daddy longlegs is climbing on me.

Seriously, cut that shit off, how would you feel if I walked on you.

>>3933475
You were probably about to roll over on them

also wash your fucking bed sheets and shit that keeps bugs off of me when I sleep if I fluff and wash them regularly. Bugs don't stick around places that are regularly disturbed like that.

>>3933495
>how would you feel if I walked on you.

I'd imagine they'd feel dead.

>>3933486
>and I think they're terrifying, death dealing, merciless critters

>>3933494
Cool roleplaying, idolfag.
Most anons can do better than that.

>>3933527
Um what, I seriously have an allergy.

>>3933495
>daddy longlegs
He ain't got shit on the flying version with similar body color and leg style.
Fuck, if they aren't in the rice paper lamp, they're landing on your face every 5 minutes because that's how they're real. Fuck 'em.

I don't mind if they keep their shit up the ceiling and not behind my PC, or on anything on my desk.

I would treat her like any other spider.
You can web your shit wherever I don't see you, that's okay, but when I see you somewhere around my monitor and/or bed - dead.

>>3933541
Yeah, fuck crane flies.

>>3933497
>Bugs don't stick around places that are regularly disturbed like that.

Not true. It just seems that way because you keep kicking them out of certain spots so they seem to be more in the undisturbed spots. I sometimes see them starting to make webs attached to my keyboard while I'm using my PC.

Spiders are freaky and all, but they do eat bugs. I consider them a valuable strategic ally.

>>3933576
The same happened to me.
I watched it for a while and then just moved my keyboard to destroy the web and to show it that this place is in use.
It sat there for a while probably thinking "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED I'M SO CONFUSED HOLY SHIT I'M NOT GOOD WITH WEBS MAYBE I DID SOMETHING WRONG" and did the same shit again. I was repeating that for the next 20 minutes after I finally thought "Fuck it" and smashed it. I fucking told it where I sit is off-limits.

No.

>>3933576

You keep a really nasty sort of house don't you? Seriously, I've never seen shit like that. In fact, I don't have any webs in this room at all. Then again I regularly bug bomb this place, I clean house, I do laundry and change my bedding... basically I don't like in my own filth like some of you. Mind you I'm just as reclusive, I have no friends and couldn't get a date if I wanted to and I have a mannequin sitting across the way at the japanese-style table that's dressed in EGL... and people probably think I'm really creepy...

...but I keep a clean house.

>>3933615

It just wanted to be friends and spend some time with its new buddy. You monster. That spider loved you more than anyone else in the world ever will. Spider was a true a bro, a spider that wanted to be next to where you were. Make its web right there, share its life with you.

And you betrayed it.

I kill all bugs/insects/spiders. I see one, take my cum soaked rag, and go GAIJIN SMASH.

not sure, they keep appearing near my computer and i hate that and they look much more ugly when you kill them with a paper or something so i shoot them, these things freak me out

>>3933635
I-I'm sorry ;_;
But this is no world where humans and spiders can live peacefully together. It's impossible for me!

Ever since one night long ago when I had over a dozen random encounters with different kinds of spiders in my house, I've basically had a KOS policy for all spiders inside a building. It didn't help that later on I was able to witness the birth of many baby spiders when opening the door to a compactor at my workplace. And spiderwebs attract dust, to which I'm highly allergic.

I'm sure that the fuckers are out to get me, and I'm not going to be fooled just because she has boobs. Exterminatus.

>>3933686
Spider was thinking the entire time, each time you destroyed his web...

Why doesn't he want me? I just want to be friends. Look, I made my web extra special for you. I don't know how to spell dude, but I tried to put your initials in my web, so you'd know I was your pal. But you keep destroying it... maybe if I keep remaking the web he'll see it's intentional, that I really want to be his buddy. I'll be better than any dog or cat! He'll see! He'll see! And all the other spiders that said it could never happen will have to admit I was right that humans can accept u-SPLAT!

>>3933724

>>3933686
You, my friend, are some pig.
c wut i did thar?

>>3933724
i won't be fooled by this post, there is no webs in my place but spiders keep moving here, they are big, fast, ugly and fucking sneaky, they are everywhere waiting in the dark

I went to get a drink and there was a spider in the fridge.

I looked down at it and said "What are you doing in my fridge? You are a spider. You don't even have a coat"

It looked pensive, so I decided to close the fridge and leave it alone.

>>3933750

I love how her quad-tails droop like the ears of a sad puppy.

>>3933793
It searched for the meaning of its life in your fridge right beside the expired milk.

>>3933763
That's right, anon! Spiders are not your friends. They are the enemy! The little ones are scouts. Sometimes assassins. The bigger ones? This one was just practicing.

No fucking way.

>world where humans and spiders can live peacefully together
Suddenly, spider-VN material

Do I get to keep her adoptive bucket daughter as well?

>>3933823
If anyone doubted the existence of bird-eating spiders - often depicted in horror movies set in the jungles of South America - the proof is in these amazing photos from Australia.

A huge spider has been photographed tucking into a hapless bird which became entangled in its web - in a family's back garden!

The pictures were taken earlier this week as the Golden Orb Weaver spider joined the list of other creatures that have made headlines from Australia and the Pacific as they devoured prey - including a fish eating a seagull and a python eating a wallaby.

But no-one expected to come across a garden scene of a bird being devoured by a spider, especially as Golden Orb Weavers confine their daily meal to large insects.

Mr Joel Shakespeare, a spider expert at the Australian Reptile Park said: 'This particular spider can grow larger than a human hand, so if a bird gets caught in its web I'm not surprised it will start eating it.

'It seems pretty obvious that the poor bird, a chestnut-breasted Mannikin (a type of finch), has flown straight into the web and not been able to free itself before the spider struck.'

Mr Shakespeare said the spider would have used its venom to break down the bird for eating and then wrapped up the pieces in web as a kind of food parcel.

>>3933888
>This particular spider can grow larger than a human hand
i'm fucking scared, i can't stop watching my hand and thinking that spider is on my hand

>>3933615

There was a huge spider that made a habit of making intricate webs on the door frame to the house, which I would unfortunately destroy every time I needed to go somewhere. Eventually it caught on and relocated to just beside the door. It had a web that was bigger than I am for a while, but the weather got colder and now the web and spider are gone.

I miss it, a little.

>>3933959

And then Anon's pretty little spider waifu had to move away to a warmer place.

Isn't it sad, Anon? ;_;

>>3933925
that's adorable

>>3933983
>And then Anon's pretty little spider waifu had to move away to a warmer place.

I'd be happy to know that was what happened, but I don't know if I should be so optimistic.

>>3933418
My very own monster-girl? Sir, I'd be yet more inclined to do so.

Hell no, I live on a farm and we got fucking spiders everywhere. If you couldn't walk 10 feet without getting a web covering your whole face you would hate them to. So one night I said fucked it and after 4 hours I must have killed over 1000 that I know of. Fuck you spiderloving faggots

>>3934014
this

>>3933627

I try to keep my bedroom clean, but my family is disgusting. I'm not surprised there are so many spiders, but they still like to climb right up in my face.

Here's some monstergirl Iku for your troubles.

>>3933959
I have a couple huge cellar spiders occupying my bathroom right above the toilet around head level. I think they might be a couple. I say hello to them every time I take a shit.

>>3933858
Did I hear spider VN?

Centipedes kill small insects too, that doesn't mean I want any in my house. When those fuckers bite you, it hurts, and the poison works you over something fierce for a few weeks even if you treat it quickly and properly. Small lizards, like geckos, are much better at the task (they eat more, for one) and don't attack you. They're completely harmless, much cuter, and much better at the job of insect killing. Unfortunately, they can't withstand environments as cold as spiders can. It's a viable option closer to the equator, though.

If she doesn't bite, great. We'll get along. If she does, her very first friend will be Mr. Shoe.

If she's sexy and big enough to bump uglies, the option will be explored.

>>3934344

Bah, that looks like /u/.

I think what people want is the "Living With" series made into an eroge.

>>3934355
Has anyone expressed an interest in translating the upcoming Lamia one?

>>3934362

There's a third Lamia coming?

Did Tsuntaur even get a second?

Birds? That's smalltime.

>>3934350
>small lizards
Sounds like another path in house critters-VN

>>3934403

IRL geckos are the better choice for small insect control, but in a monstergirls h-game, spidergirls would be undoubtedly more popular.

When it comes to arthropods, "social" is a scarier word than "giant" or "venomous".

There's even a bunch of social spiders that build a one-meter long, triangular parachute, board it and fly around. Since they rely completely on wind, there's no much preventing one such web from falling on your face.

>>3934419

>There's even a bunch of social spiders that build a one-meter long, triangular parachute, board it and fly around.

M O E ~ !

The diving bell spider spends all its time underwater, in a nest made amongst water plants by bringing oxygen down with specialized hairs on its abdomen (this also gives it great resistance to drowning) and storing it within. Others like intertidal spiders patch up barnacles or sea shells with their webs to survive the tide underwater. Even land-dwelling spiders are known to water-proof their lairs, which allows them to survive floods.

>>3934419
Do you have any other photos of these? I remember a cool set a long time ago of a really spooky looking place just covered in webs. It may have been moonlit.

While most wolf spiders have developed eyes required to chase down their prey, Kauai cave wolf spider has no need for them for obvious reasons. It is eyeless and endemic to caves of Kauai and hunts a similarly endemic amphipod (caves are good places to find endemic creatures because they are isolated)

Another cave-dwelling species, Hickmania troglodytes of Tasmania, is odd in that it lives much longer than your average spider, lasting decades. Its eggs likewise hatch in a very long time, 8 to 10 months, and the egg sacs have a two-layered structure made out of silk that repels fungi and bacteria.

>>3934487
Took it from here.

http://www.texasento.net/Social_Spider.htm

Though, other social spiders building webs spanning a few meters isn't unheard of.

Spiders, being arachnids, have four pairs of legs. This one begs to differ, or at least on its way to do so.

I was avoiding posting spiders featured on Bogleech on purpose, but that bastard covered all his bases (ogre-faced spiders being my favorite, and I didn't even know about Portia before reading that page), so I'll just link to him.

http://www.bogleech.com/bio-spiders.html

>>3934539
Jumping spiders are the kawaiiest

>>3934555
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D92AUXhYZ0M

They are. The female isn't even noticing, by the way, because she's unconscious. Poor male.

Enjoy your brown recluse bites, spider experts.

Spiders are cute!

>>3934555
the vegan one is the only spider i'm not afraid, he's cute

fucking

Spiders have a bad sense of timing.

No, do not drop onto my shoulder when I'm shitting.

>>3935486
That explains why Spiderman just can't read the mood.