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pekoーら大好き
今日もかわいい〜
んなあああああ
Tsunowaki!
>>39329094cute hag thread
https://youtu.be/fsPSaFbonGoししわたクッキング!!!
MEE KOW TEA
I love Towa!Please listen to her latest songs!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8pdSRs_C4o Sakura no Amehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AmCNdwT7E born to be realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fX6qYFXemY Prism Melody
Miko and Koyori are sisters
I love my kirin mommy wife!
Why isn't there a cute soulstype game?
Love Noel
>>39329081It's a popular normie game. That's it.
*sniff*
>>39329113There is Nobeta.
>>39329113Nobeta...
はあちゃまちゃま
I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!!!!!
>>39329113There isHolos even get casted for it
Korone was really cute
>>39329114LIIIIIAAAAAAR!
きtらあああ
Shion yo
>unlocked the first minigameHere we go...
>>39329118>>39329119Too bad that's just cunnybaiting for patreon money now.
>>39329119when is that coming out anyway? I remember FBK and Noel appearing as seiyuus like a year ago
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!
>>39328991Do you want flying unicorns that fart rainbows and castles made of toffees or something?
married woman sex
>>39329113https://files.catbox.moe/nrupl5.mp4Finish making the game already...
Is Fubukang splitting her streams just to avoid schizos or what
>>39329125Getting real sick of your shit
>>39329127Huh, carrot ice cream, wonder if it would work
Drink this.
>>39329113Because of the interplay between the game's general gaemplay, difficulty, themes and story in DeS and DS. Everyone else just copied the formula becuase it works
>>39329147Thanks, hime!
>>39329085You get a cutewife and the game becomes slapping all your in-laws. Maybe not entirely happy, but that's funny enough, I thought.
>>39329146You can flavor ice cream with whatever
えええぇぇなにこれ
>>39329146Never heard of carrot cakes?
>Cover doesn't have an HR department
Iroha is speechless at how stupid Wakka is lmao
>>39329143She got too immersed in the game but then she noticed that she was sweating and hungry so she took a break to have dinner and take a bath.
>>39329147no, give me the pee
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>39329145It posts the chestnut in the thread or it gets the hose again!
>>39329147Redbull is better
>toiukotodeNoo dont leave me Iroha
Evrae soon. Will Iroha be filtered? Place your bets
Kanji is such a garbage writing system. Hiragana and Katakana are trivial and I could go learn to read Cyrillic in a week or Hangul in 2 tops yet even college educated natives like Noel can struggle with Kanji because there's literally thousands of them and they have multiple readings. If your natives struggle with your writing system to this level it's in dire need of reform.
>>39329173You are wrong
Holocats for this feel?
>>39329167Watching the game undo Wakka's religious indoctrination is amazing. Too bad you can't do anything like that anymore because retards would screech
>>39329164cake = ice cream?
Parappa streams...
HONTO HONTO HONTO HONTO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcqQeC5jxaw
Why when Choco sekuhara her coworkers she's based but when Matsuri does it she's a sexual predator?
>>39329183Ogayu if she real
>>39329183Mimi
>>39329181fuck off astel
>>39329137WHERE'S THE SMUT FIC ANON? I WANNA SEE HER HUSBAND GET KEKED.
>>39329172
>>39329196Choco is loved, Matsuri is pitiable at best
>>39329188If it works with cakes, it works with ice creams. Have you ever seen the type of flavors the Japanese comes up with?
>>39329192Is this game the new Pico Park?
>>39329147Thank you, Luna-tan! Have this in return!
>>39329212OH JEEZAS
Sex with Amane Kanata
>>39329113Code Vein has cute girls but it's league below FROM's games.
Luna believes!
>>39329208Fantastic performance
well, well well.WELL WELL WELL.WELL WELL WELL /hlg/. She keeps winning, you keep seething.It's so satisfying you fags squirm so bad.
Noel is just going to roll over Morgott too
>>39329181>yet even college educated natives like NoelJapanese universities are a meme. Noel, Korone, Towa: they all went to a university and they are very dumb. Haato is in uni right now and she's one of the dumbest people on the planet. Shion and Marine were right to not even bother.
>>39329215maybe
>>39329170Here.
please post cool Noels redux
>>39329230Towa…
hai dozo
>39329228https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/_/search/image/oeS8nvkSc-9_5es4NMmE6w/
>>39329229Morgott is not that difficult, since his first phase is similar to Margit. And she just had more extra practice with the one outside the walls
>>39329196>why is it OK when the cute teacher tries to grope the girl in anime but not the creepy ojisan?
>>39329220eh it's ok, it has cool ideas like the codes and skills
>>39329243Sad
>using wakarimasenout
>>39329196Choco is hotter
>>39329246I missed the first two hours, how did she do with fake Margit and the Draconic Tree Sentinel?
>>39329236Dozo!
>>39329220I want to introduce Flare to the Code Vein character creator
how many rooms was that???
>>39329230Noel is pretty smart.Japanese universities are only a joke if you study bullshit, Noel has a biochemistry degree.
>>39329256fuck you warosu is pure shit
>>39329230But they're still native speakers. That's the main point, phonetic alphabets are much better at allowing someone to at least understand how to read/say a word they don't know rather than getting brickwalled because you've never seen that kanji before.
Sora Love!
Reminder that nijishits will always be irrelevant.
I miss musedash
Iroha said backseaters should eat shit
>This person is richShion upon seeing an apatment with more than 1 room. Living in Japan boxes really messes up their perspecitves
Would you?
Why is Zion's mouse sensitivity so low
>Lascaru
>>39329282Based
>>39329253Imagine the succ
>>39329181Remove chinese hieroglyphics, add spaces, create new words for those homonyms or just use latin instead with diacritics over their words (i.e. 上げるaげる, àげる, âげる, ãげる, äげる, ąげる, etc).There, I fixed one of the most unnecessary over complicated languagues on the world.
>>39329284Towa...
DAISUKIHONTOPUIPUN
>>39329261he's not fake margit...pretty sure she killed him on the 1st tryand draconic tree sentinel took her several tries
>>39329243Wanna see true mental illness? Search for /hlg/ raid.
>>39329283Japan and South Korea are dumbasses who concentrated everything in 1 city
>>39329286fps
>>39329282I want to fuck this ninja like you wouldn't believe
>>39329283have you seen the prices for LDKs?
Is Elden Ring just a rhythm game? I'm getting that vibe watching Noel.
>>39329261Slammed the hologram Margit into the ground, died against Draconic Sentinel twice because she kept her distance and ate all the ranged spam
>>39329286Cause she's playing on Switch.
anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens
>>39329315No, it's a trial and error game
>>39329284How come Towa gets to go to Mr Koro's Rapecave and I don't?
>>39329230Marine not going to college is why she suffered as an OL. Getting in to an elite college is how you get into the Japanese nepotism system.So she was really fucking stupid for not going to college.
>>39329246Morgott slows the fight down with the lance and some other attacks which I thought made him less difficulty than Margit.
>>39329300>diacriticsWe will not turn Japanese into Vietnamese.
These invisible scarabs look like complete cancer with a slow weapon, holy shit
>>39329315Sekiro was the rhythm game, which is why Flare was good at it.
>39329256>get exposed>start pissing itself
>>39329230Noel is probably smarter than most anon in this thread
Any good streams today?
マヨネーズは、飲み物です。 https://files.catbox.moe/e2focn.mp4
>>39329217
Why is she such a slut? You just know she'd spread her pussy on Chaturbate if given the OK.
https://youtu.be/e0Sa2QkXdoU
>>39329358>he doesn't know about her chaturbate account
>>39329358Chammers is a good girl
>using golden order ashes of warnot very ungabunga of you, noeru
>>39329358asians exposed to the corrupting influence of the west always lose to the cock
>>39329358She should do more 3Ds and collabs
Danchou's gone crazy again
>>39329358I blame Australia. They have nothing else to do down their except fuck their cousins
>>39329230>Japanese universities are a memeYes, but even if they are a meme, the ones going to university are the ones with the highest knowledge of their own language in the country. And if even they struggle with their own language and writing system, then there's something wrong with it, simple as that
>>39329358The voices in your head aren't reality.
>>39329363>DRGBased>LalafelNot based at all
Watame is pissing right this second!
Watame peeing
>>>/vt/21923310nvm
>>39329352There's one right now
the face watame makes when she pees
>>39329358God I wish
>>39329358If that is true then how come she did not start making out with Matsuri here?
Dating Watame and she sends you selfies of funny faces she's making while she pees!
>>39329196It depends on the mood of the thread, sometimes anons hate Matsuri, sometimes they like her, you also have to take into account the talents that are currently streaming, some fans of certain holos really hate her.
>>39329373This. Can someone post the Polka trying to calm down a very excitable Chammers at HoloFes3 clip?
>>39329363Does Friend love Estinien?
*pees on a lunaito*
>>39329373She's really fun in 3D. Just a ball of energy like Nene
I hate this new meta>>/vt/thread/S21923310
>>39329355
>>39329196Because I want to be molested by Choco, but Matsuri can fuck off. Simple as.
do we know what toilet watame has i was just imagining her peeing but i realized i dont know what kind of toilets are the most common in jp apartmentswhere im from we mostly have these for example but i know america for example has just like a completely empty bowl with a tiny water hole in the middle that your poo and pee slips down into
That's a long pee
>>39329410>touching MatsuriShe's not that dumb
>>39329358Among the younger members she seems to be the most normal one to me, not a slut, not a menhera. Aqua, Shion and especially Laplus are on a totally different level.
FUCK I thought my daughterwife was a goner I was so worried I'm still panicking what the fuck
>>39329368She can't read and thought that the Mace icon in that ash of war meant it was Unga Bunga Order
>>39329196Choco gets consent
Reminder that Matsuri is the one who took Haachama's anal virginity
>>39329423Post her hitting her head
>>39329435Forgot Matsuri there, sorry.
>>39329438Snap out of it, you need to be strong for Shion
Is Noel going to find the sewers and the underground before fighting Morgott?
Hey I was missing bolt of gransax and noeru just showed me the exact location, thank you cowe
who the fuck puts books and figures on dinning room
>>39329453No it's very well hidden
>>39329435None of those you mentioned are sluts. Aqua and Shion get depression but that's about it. Lap is neither a menhera nor a slut
>>39329358That's just your headcanon anonnui
Did gen 6 ever do Choco's quiz?
>perfumer and giant lionit's over noeru
>>39329458Truly Mohgless behavior.
>>39329435>not a slut, not a menhera
Nanolish!
>>39329467Not even all of Gen5 did.
>>39329456Also missed it on my first run, then fell down 15 times because the archers kept shooting me down
>>39329435It's kind of funny how normal she is actually when she peels back the kayfabe. She's dumb and spastic but she doesn't seem actually menhera and her background is clean.
>>39329473There was no point after Botan got the high score
>>39329458I would be worried she would keep descending and then accidentally do the Chaos ending. But Melina stops you and Noel loves her so she probably wouldn't.
>>39329445https://files.catbox.moe/7ry4ok.webm
>Open Kobo stream>She's sounding like her cute childish self>It's all Indonesian contentGodfuckindamn it. I can't understand ounce of this as much I'd like to.
HONTO?HONTO
>>39329410Don't stick your dick in crazy
>>39329470He really moghed all previous sewer levels
>>39329351And she has bigger tits than all of us.
>>39329485ouh!
>>39329464>Lap is neither a menhera nor a slutBut she's both
>>39329464Lap can be a bit of a menhera at times.
Dozo
what if towa was a girl…
Man Leyndell is such a great location. It's a shame I was kind of tuckered out when I got to it because I played the game as if it was my day job and it's so long. Couldn't fully appreciate the latter half of the game due to fatigue. Now my second playthrough around I'm chilling a lot more and it's great.
>>39329457>>39329438
>>39329498>nipple pads visible
>>39329473Only Polka didn't
>>39329236
>>39329464
>>39329484The JP chat could easily trick her into doing it, motherfuckers really can't help themselves sometimes
>>39329506She has big areola so she needs big pasties
My brain...
>>39329458Nothing in this game is truly as autistically hidden as ash lake in DS1 was for instance. You can find most areas just with regular thorough exploration. The hidden wall behind omen mohg comes close I guess
>>39329435ojou...
Noel will never beat the game.
本当 x 本当
Sora love!
>>39329486indonesian is really fucking easy dudeif you wanted to learn it you could get to a tolerable level in like a month
>>39329525She looks unhinged there
>>39329498Imagine gently tickling her side-boobs as she giggles like a dork...
>>39329438what happened? she's just cleaning rooms...
>>39329526no thanks
>can't read anything but hiraganacowe...
>>39329519She's beaten the other ones, she'll beat this one. She's addicted to Elden Ring and talks about it all the time on her Twitter.
>>39329535>looks
dark souls is basically madden NFL they have you buying the same exact game year after year
>>39329498
>>39329517I just hope Miyazaki doesn't take notes from Noita for his next hidden areas...
Your pink baby has a malfunction
No one in hololive is even close to being menhera.
>>39329464>Lap is neither a menhera nor a slut
>>39329537The stream had a hiccup.
This game is making me sleepy
My fucking brain hime
>>39329498Too big
>>39329562your (You) as you requested
>>39329569Enjoy the brainwash
>>39329507Polka did it though.It wasBotan 28Lamy 15Polka 7Nene 3
This person is amazing, got to have a high school degree!Also Shion gets way to excited when she sees panties...
>>39329564really? I didn't notice...then again, seeing her play made me want to clean my room so I might've missed it during that
Who would be better at a harsh handjob? haachama after a redbull or matsuri after her 5 burger post-dinner snack?
Speaking of Lap:https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1512108717315358720
>>39329562Yeah it was a hard decision to fire her
>>39329557Creating an abomination like that takes finngol autism so we should be safe. Fromsoft games get memed as "so obscure" and "prepare to die so hard omggggg" by the brainless masses but all they really require from you is to turn on your brain while playing the game, that's all.
>>39329552Not really. Soulsshit gets a facelift and the game itself recieves QoL improvements, which take away a lot of the difficulty that came from control/camera/hit detection being shit in the first place, so they have to come up with new ways to make it "difficult".
>>39329579>Also Shion gets way to excited when she sees panties...Great, isn't it?
>>39329581Neither, women suck at handjobs
>>39329562There was one...
https://twitter.com/Robin0022662415/status/1512052164692422659Thoughts?
>>39329557>NoitaMio should stream that game.
>>39329581Neither of them, they are both bottoms.The best Holo for CBT is Luna. She'd very much so just mercilessly keep going and going and giggle over how much you are struggling.
>>39329579Just you wait until the next stages
>I am tornado
>>39329597Blowjobs are the sucking ones
I want to see holos stream Baba is You.
>>39329602
Very beautiful, lunatan
>>39329597makes sense, they don't feel the d, so all the can do is imitate porn at best
>wears fat man armor with oni maskdanchou?
You can hear the cogs turning in Watame's head
>>39329613Botan will continue in August 2024.
>puts 2 trashbins on bathroom
Does Elden Ring have the DS3 armor thing for you only get bonuses if you have a piece in every slot? Is Noel fucking herself over by not wearing pants?
>>39329620She knows what Ayame looks like
>>39329613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G-K8agwHK4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj6qwgpQ6B4
is that fucking stray demon
>>39329602pretty good
>>39329596Very much so.
>>39329634you weren't supposed to notice...
>>39329627No I think you get physical dmg resistance from STR
>>39329626women
>>39329600even rushia was really mild if you see actual menhera accounts on twitter
>>39329645post an example
useless robot
>>39329536Stop, that's the only thing I want in this world and it hurts that I'll never have it.
Choco... RBC...
>>39329634Yes, except it's actually hard
>>39329640I'd remember that ass slam animation anywhere
Final Fusion!
>>39329626she's a girl
>>39329645nobody likes actual menhera who key your car, feed you period blood in cookies, take locks of your hair, threaten with suicide if you want to break up etc. we like the cute "menhera" who write dumb shit on twitter and get depressed despite having the easiest, best paying job they could possibly have with their skillset
>>39329653How about her used socks?
>>39329634they reuse it like 12 times
>>39329663>with their skillsetIsn't noel actually well-learned?
>>39329659Shion is an ojisan
>>39329653Sorry, this kinda reminds me how I once wrote something about "Noel asking you to kissing her tummy because it hurts after eating too much" and I got the same response from some anon. That wouldn't happen to be you?
stray demon is my boss-oshi
Shion keps getting confused by the soccer ball because to her it's not a girl's sport like it is to burgers
>>39329663Speak for yourself I'd love a cute rich menhera girl who treats me like her pet and robs me of all self worth until I can't live without her
>>39329676rare exception and she still makes more money in a year sitting on her ass playing video games than she possibly could with a lifetime of wageslaving with her degree
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1512110096288866310
>>39329574Do you really believe it?
noel hates rushia>ニコニコのプレ垢のやつ、巻き戻しで1:51:45くらいから見てみろ>「情報漏洩する奴はやべー、関わりたくない」って急に言い出したwhttps://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv336431951
>a room for NPC with two gravesChoco?
>>39329702me on the right
>>39329704basedu could get pretty much that from what she said publicly when asked about holoes 3...
>type in "7 year old marine uusseewa">get a youtube temp block about child abuse worldwidethe fuck
>>39329704Of course, unlike Mike Danchou loves hololive
Is chat giving Noel spoilers again?
>Minna ishou ni neruyo
>>39329704Pretty hard to like someone who wishes misery and pain on you and your friends.
>>39329704any potential goodwill she could have had after being fired has been completely shattered with her tweets
>>39329704No shit, I can't imagine any of them still particularly like her after all the crap she's been saying since she got fired.
>>39329704Noel isn't capable of hate. She's probably talking about leaking videos because she's always upset with people reuploading her work.
>>39329704noeru loves hololive so much it's pretty based
There was an update to Vampire Survivors.Are you ready for another wave?
>>39329740>情報漏洩>leaking videos
>>39329740Nice damage control Mikefag, even the bitch with the heart of gold will get tired of her shit eventually
>Noel going into the sewersBased and Mohgpilled
>>39329686I don't know, probably. I'm mostly having fun but I do want to marry Noel. >>39329666I don't have a foot fetish so that does nothing for me.
>>39329716never forget that holosummer is gone as a consequence of youtube allowing rampant grooming in comment sections. Susan hate.
>>39329738>>39329729this is not about her tweets it's about what THEY KNOW she did
https://twitter.com/JANVRC2/status/1511718285989249026when da fack is botan playing this
Sana's voice does not match the avatar
>>39329725いいよー
>>39329704>mike regularly goes on rants about how everyone in hololive is terrible, they all deserve the worst, and she wants to do everything in their power to make their lives miserable>wtf why doesn't noel stand by her anymore???
>>39329742
there will come a day where we will look back at the chill elden ring streams when another FOTM kusoge takes over. at least monster hunter comes out soon
>>39329762>There will be more Pokemon this yearFucking end me
>>39329704Doubt she is talking about Rushia, but I personally would be pretty pissed if my streamer co-worker turned out to be hanging out with Keemstar-level dramafags and sharing discord screenshots with them that could contain potential dox and violation of everybody's privacy
>>39329749It was a slight jab at the guy who tried getting Noel's used socks on twitter but afaik she never answered his dm.
reminder that chung ching grooms indies
Noel collab tomorrow? maybe the one with lamey
>>39329772she probably gets thousands of weirdos like that every day so he probably got ignored
>>39329742There were a bunch, actually. I'm not sure what do they need to add to get the girls back into the game.
>>39329768Fuck off what's coming out
>>39329659and if you progress through the story, there’s more to it
>>39329774Akihttps://youtu.be/WKA3He1_9Xw
>>39329704What exactly has Rushia leaked that has anything to do with other holos outside of vague bullying accusations with no proof or names?
>>39329749I don't want to marry Noel because that's impossible and foolish, but I would like to marry somebody with similar personality traits
>>39329778peko played the most recent one before this
>>39329793We know she shared Discord screenshots that had details about future events and collabs but never got any details.
oyasumi hime
>Noel is in the sewers This is going to take hours. Took me all day because it's a maze
>>39329762I can't wait for Sunbreak. Gunlance bros where we at?
Otsuluna hime
I mostly burned my peanut butter fudge because I tried something differentHolos for this feel?
>>39329796do you want a similar pair of personality traits, too, or would you be fine with just her usual personality?
>>39329742Is there any new content worth playing for?
>>39329602iine...
>>39329811This ain't even the sewers proper. Don't think she found the entrance yet
シオンちゃんの…ミニニミミ…ミニビキニ…!
>>39329815Adding holos for this feel at the end doesn't suddenly makes your post on-topic
>>39329820New survivor, new map, new evolution
noel getting fingered on stream repeatedly...
>>39329833Please tell Flare to calm down.
>>39329820>>393298292 more secret characters to unlock too
Noel is how I know God hates meShe is cuteShe is kindShe is a dorkWe share a lot of the same interestsSimilar educational background to meShe has my ideal body typeShe is determinedCute voiceetc.She is literally my ideal woman and I will never even meet her.
all women, especially holos, must be respected
https://youtu.be/JQbVDqEZ2og?t=3531Haachama...
>>39329815Rushia when she made pasta
>>39329840>he hasn't given up on women yetwomen like noel are one in a million or, depending on where you live, do not exist. even if you were to find one, they wouldn't be interested in you
>>39329840Sounds like you just want to date yourself but with big boobs
>>39329852Do not mention the pasta incident.
>>39329855I am not cute
>>39329818There are plenty of women with massive tits, actual personality and interests are the things that matter
>>39329854I live in the States and I know women like Noel don't exist. It sucks, I hate it here and how superficial everything and everyone is. Most good girls get snatched up quit and impregnated by college so there's no hope for someone like me in their 20s.
>>39329862Nonsense Anon
>>39329833
>>39329708
>>39329840ok but she's still single, what's stopping you? or better question, what would you be able to meaningfully contribute to a relationship with her?
>>39329840Me too, bro, me too.
>>39329865>good girls>north americamy condolences
>>39329768Nice, more Shion streams
>>39329850Am I autistic? Why did she gasp?
Noel's spiky fist...
>>39329874I can't move to Japan because the industry I work in doesn't exist there and even if I could how would I meet her?
I was letting the morning star slide but spiked fists definitely aren't maces danchou
>>39329890Let her have her fun.
Is miComet dead?
>>39329702is korone going to start beating up girls on stream as well?
>>39329898She's going to cuddle and pet them and only be mean to the male koronesuki.
>>39329890They're just stickless maces
>>39329890remove handle, hold mace-ball, hit things with it, simple stuff
holos with this feel?
>>39329889>stalk Cover offices>find A-chan>stalk A-chan to find the studio they use for recordings>wait until a woman with the biggest tits you have seen in Japan walks into the studio>???>profit
>>39329901>>39329905swords are just very sharp macesmagic projectiles are maces you conjure up with your willshields are melted down protective maces
>>39329823Leyndell is such kino with how deep it goes>start at the top of the wall>go down to the main streets>go lower into the poorer district>go lower into top sewers>go even deeper into shunning grounds>go lower into actual sewer pipers>even below that are catacombs straight out of "As Above So Below" mindfuckery>below that are giant circular crypt>at the bottom of that crypt is Mogh>but wait there is more>hit the altar and go even further down into crazy nomad catacombs>fall even further into a hole to find Frenzied Flame>just when you thought its over there is hidden wall down there>it goes into Deep Roots and you just keep going down>at the end you can take a coffin down the waterfall to Ainsel River and it just keeps going deeperFucking "Journey to the Center of the Earth" levels of kino
Watame is so boring...
>>39329890Reject sticks, return to fists
>>39329865>wanting western whoresgo back
Noel... if you spin the camera you can see there's clearly an intended route there
aris pavok san is my uncle
>>39329912Retired?Coco
Im seeing Noel naked right now
>>39329874At what point does tracking down a Holo become stalking and get you locked up? Most of the Holomems won't date fans, Suisei said the quiet part out loud but I think for most of them a fan coming onto them would just be a turn off and creepy. So let's play through it, you somehow track down a single girl in all of Japan and you see her at a coffee shop or cafe, how do you approach without coming across as creepy? Most stay single anyway out of fear of repercussions in the industry, you'd either have to remain in the background and not exist or she'd give up her job for you which would put her on a list from her crazed fans but that's if you somehow convince her to date you. So to sum it up, you'd have to travel to a country still in lockdown, track down a single girl in all of Tokyo, and then convince her to date you without revealing you know more about her than she does of you. The cards are stacked against you.
>>39329886Because this happened earlierhttps://youtu.be/JQbVDqEZ2og?t=2027
https://youtu.be/8Kae31TIZ1IBASED BASED BASED
Choco eating noises!
>>39329932Lyger did it so why can't I?
>>39329917sw*rds are not maces
>>39329912code?
>>39329941you love to see it
Morgott kino incoming
>>39329932>Most stay single anyway out of fear of repercussions in the industryNot true, just look at the holos that got found out like Rushia and Towa
>Isn't this Margitkek exactly my reaction
>>39329936Chammers...
>>39329948Swords are just flattened maces
Otsuru~nSee you again!
>>39329918From really outdid themselves with this one. This game has so much fucking content I was getting fatigued towards the end. Not because of the game itself but because I was playing 8+ hours for well over a week at that point. They didn't have to go so hard but they did.
serious question, how do josh kun keep up with koyori's schedule
>>39329958Don't know if Noel met the Margit clone/projection outside Leyndell but it doesn't take a genius to figure out from that encounter that he's still alive.
おつガキ
Goodbye gaki, sleep tight.
bye bye shion yosleep well, stream soon
>>39329965Agreed
>unpacking lets you bind circle to confirm and cross to cancelfromsoft is literally losing to a gog tier indie game
>>39329967you think those serums she carries around are for decoration or what?
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOTS Choco’s roommate is on
She is strong as fuck
>>39329967I watch all of her streams at 2x speed
time to fap to shion
Newfag here, what happened between Pekora and Miko?
>>39329982She is just eating an apple, anon...
>>39329967much like koyo I consume copious amounts of energy drinks and sleep 3 hours a day
>>39329993I had sex with both of them
>>39329993They started fighting over a rumor that Towa is a whore
>>39329999>rumor
>>39329956I feel like if Noel wanted a boyfriend she'd have one. I can't imagine anyone with a brain and a dick turning her down. The only thing is between her jobs she seems too busy plus she's awkward and a bit of a recluse.
>>39329987Really good for a first attempt, powerstanced STR weapons do some serious damage, and she is getting the hang of dodging delayed stuff. I would even give her a realistic chance against Malenia if she were to fight her for like 40 hours total.
Confession time I have been sending a roommate progressively sexual DMs and she hasn’t blocked me and seems to be outright encouraging me
Watame's brain working overtime again
>>39330006Maybe she has a boyfriend already
>>39330009Towa...
>>39329974Forehead yo
>>39330013she has a girlfriend
>>39330009I'm sure her manager (male) is enjoying the dickpics
>>39330007Malenia will take her multiple stream, her issue is that she is not aggressive enough
>>39330006>I feel like if Noel wanted a boyfriend she'd have oneIt is trivially easy for any woman to get dick or a relationship, especially one as attractive as noeru. The only thing that leads to single females is too high standards or very weird circumstances like being an idol (and even that isn't a hindrance most of the time).
>dodge Morgott's spear charge>he brings out a sword to punish you for it with no delayfair fight
>>39329974Will she ever use this again?
>>39329978fromsoft just makes shovelware to extract money from filthy kaigainiggies and place them in the hands of glorious nippons, don't expect any good ui from it
was fun, excited for the next one( ˘ω˘ )スヤァ
>>39330009
>noel panicking because she almost summoned NPC help by accidenta true GAMER
>>39329993Pekora discovery that Miko is lesbian for real.
Friend being a degenerate on stream
Which holo most likely has a boyfriend?
>>39330044unironically?, most of them
>>39330006First of all they have jobs that are weird as fuck and borderline being a hostess good luck finding a normal dude who will put up with that, next they’re all some shade of mental and third Japanese men are fucking useless at trying to pick up women they will literally tell girls they’re into lolicon and stupid shit like that. There’s a very real reason most Japanese are virgins now.
>>39330013I'm 99% sure she doesn't. She's way too thirsty on her NND. She's even been expanding her porn activities with a fantia, and another channel later this year.She talked about it multiple times, when she finds a boyfriend (supposedly who can satisfy her), she's going to go back to normal ASMR.
>>39330044AZKi, her husband isn't very happy about it
Shion started and ended a stream while Watame was streaming the whole time...
>>39330044boyfriend most of themsex? only me
>>39330044All of them
>>39330044Miko definitely has a boyfriend
>Morgot literally pisses himself all over the arena when he starts losingpathetic
>>39330044None of them, to be in this job you need to have any sort of relationship except your family or viewers. It's literally a requirement.
>>39330044your oshi
>>39330044all of themall me
>>39330044The married ones
>>39330062He's a sapling. He starts shitting himself when he starts losing.
>>39330044Lunaito
>>39330063Eddy would disagree
>>39330044Matuli
>>39330051>does porn stream>ends stream all horny>jumps on her boyfriends dick
>>39330044Laplus has a girlfriend does this count?
>>39330069Can I get a quick rundown? I've seen anons talk about it, but I don't know the story
>>39330013She has a wife.
>>39330063eddie...
>>39330051Dyrbi
>>39330078I volunteer.
>>39330063Ed's pitch black nigger cock enters your green whore's multiple holes every hour of the day
>>39330044Most likely are the ones with zero roommate activity and keep themselves very private. Girls like Noel, Luna, Choco all seem too online and autistic on their roommate accounts for any dude to be in their lives
>>39330090Is there any proof eddy is a nigger?
>>39330078>jumps on her boyfriends dickOuch, I am now reminded of that cowgirl porn gif where the dude's dick breaks in half
>>39330044Really, they all could have boyfriends, but I don't don't want to know about that. Just don't mention it on your hololive accounts, your roommate accounts or anywhere else.
>>39330079if that girlfriend has a deep voice then it counts. also, you should probably tell me the name and link the socials of said girlfriend if she has indeed a deep voice
>>39330044Iroha, she talked about traveling around Tokyo and seeing the sights because she's from the country and there's no way she did all that alone. She was really vague and quiet about who she was with and it wasn't any Holos.
>>39330092>choco>literally had a male call her on stream>had at least another male in her LINE recent activity
>>39330078She usually does 1-2h of zatsudan after the lewd ASMR so she probably isn't that horny at that point
Witness Watame's galaxy brain
>>39330105Have you not noticed how much she touches herself during those ASMRs? She at least takes out the dildo to finish off afterwards.
>>39330102Don’t listen to these yuri trannies they are deranged they used to claim some random instathot was Noel’s girlfriend and retards here messaged her and got back very confused responses
>>39330074>>39330084>>39330090I always see this argument but no up to date proofs of it. Isn't this just another Mukkuro/Watame case of them having bfs in the past?
>>39330098no, I just say it to make the greennigger piss his pants
I'm kind of sad she didn't summon for Radahn or for this fight. The summons really are the intended, canon, and kino, way to fight them.Besides, both have NPC story stuff>Alexander breaks, Blydd bromance++, Patches fuckery>Melina says she's more limber in the capital (enough to finally help) and her dagger has lore implications
Noel should offcollab with macoto
>>39330092unironically this.lamy is definetely fucking around with sum fuckboy twink like mafumafu
>>39330112Except in this case "in the past" is a tweet quite literally a month before their debut where they already were Holos.
>>39330111well shit I was just joking but if that did actually happen then don't link it.......
The Holos who stream a lot don't have boyfriends. All the married chuubas both in Hololive and elsewhere don't stream a lot.
>>39330115>I'm kind of sad she didn't summon for Radahn or for this fight.wrong board wrong thread wrong life, but it looks like she wants to summon melina now for the story or sth
NOEL WILL USE SUMMON
>>39330104I talk to women I’m not fucking all the time on WhatsApp they are work friends, relatives, spouses of friends, women who get on with but don’t want to fuck. You must have no social life.
>>39330121It's still the past.
>>39330118I actually thought they were the same person for a while. They have a samey ASMR voice, bodies, and even their rooms look alike.
>>39330128>Anon is a whoreNo...
>summoningdropped
>>39330115Well she is doing it for story reasons but she is just watching her fight
>>39330112Hahahahaaha fucking hell Eddy is real and fucks her on the regular if you don’t like it get another oshi
>>39330125Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was the hololive thread in /jp/ where we discuss holos and their streams.Fuck off wannabe janny.
Less than 3 weeks left for the release of the GOTY.The collabs are going to be great.
if women have sex all the time, then that means men should also get sex all the time yet here I am posting in /hlg/
Can melina actually solo morgott
Since we are at it.https://poal.me/fzx8rz
>>39330121>he thinks modern "relationships" last more than six months
>noel playing how she wants to playbased
>>39330144Pink girl is cute
>SummonSHAME ON YOU NOE->She only used it so that Melina can do her jobOh okay
Choco sex on Twitcast
>>39330148Well according to incel wiki 1 man called Chad fucks all women
>>39330110I thought we all knew she finishes on stream. Why would she do a 2h zatsudan if she was still horny. She'd end the stream and do the zatsudan later.
>>39330144why are 4 of them brown?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm kishidan? care to explain?
>>39330048>>39330056>>39330060why are you under the impression that they all have boyfriends cuck?
I want to to watch my oshi getting blacked...
>>39330051>She talked about it multiple times, when she finds a boyfriend (supposedly who can satisfy her), she's going to go back to normal ASMR.You make it sound like she's looking? I told myself I wouldn't fall this low but the thought of her getting a boyfriend does hurt a bit. I really don't want to be one of those people.
>>39330163It's because it's funny
>>39330164Because all women have boyfriends
>>39330159Stop lying
>>39330162anon it's 2022
>>39330163She only want to let her waifu do her one job
>>39330061Miko is a confirmed lesbian.
>all these JPwhores and their fans who are fine with it
>>39330169if half the population have boyfriends, then why are >we here posting in /hlg/?
>>39330148>that means men should also get sex all the timethe top 20% of them do, if you are posting here you obviously aren't included, yes I am aware that includes me as well
>>39330163Summoned it once in an empty area and then immediately fell off a cliff, all so the chat would shut the fuck up about how awesome mimic tear is
why is every other kirby boss just a fucking tree that spits things at you?it's so fucking lazy and uncreative
I wish Mimic tear/ditto (pokemon) existed in real life.....
>>39330163She summoned it just to see it, and hasn't really touched the shortcuts since
>>39330144They should do 3D streams with it
>>39330178because we're chinese
>>39330150No, she kind of sucks. She's basically a healer. She's not worth doubling Morgott's health to summon.
>>39330178The same 10% of chads have multiple girlfriends.
I demand sex from Choco’s roommate!
>>39330180>anon is a pure virgin that has yet to be tainted by mencan I oshi you?
Melina>Ranni
>>39330051>She talked about it multiple times, when she finds a boyfriend (supposedly who can satisfy her), she's going to go back to normal ASMR.she really said this?????
>>39330182anon this game is for children
>>39330178My gf moved away and I haven't found another yet. >long distanceNo.
NOEL DID IT!
>>39330181>>39330185lielielielielielielielie omae ga lie
danchou WIN
ez
EASY WIN FOR NOEL
Noel did it!
That was quick
SHE DID IT
That was too easy for Noel
NOEL!!!
noel should do the dung eater ending for her dung beetle rp
>>39330163she used it once against jellyfishes for lols
She's overleveled for the area, so yeah
>>39330199DS3 fire keeper>>>>>>>>>>>
Wait there are virgins posting here? You have to be over 18 to be on 4chan you know
I didn't know you could talk to morgott after kicking his ass I just went for the grace asap
>>39330182That's clearly a carrot
What the fuck, you can talk to Morgott's corpse? I finished the game twice and I never did that.
>>39330079Only one?
>>39330216If anything she should kill him
how the fuck does choco sleep for more than 9 hours?
>>39330166She says it an way to give a reason why she isn't looking for one, if she got a boyfriend she would stop lewd ASMR, but she never wants to stop, so she doesn't want a boyfriend.
>>39330239She is preparing for sex with me
>>39330196yes but I am a short, hairy dude who will betray you for pussy as soon as I get the chance (which will be never, let's face it)
>>39330182Fairly sure that's a fat nekko.
Why are Choco's twitcastings always so average, I never feel the need to watch her over anyone else.
>>39330128a normalfag, cuck, and a whore. putrid
Playing co-op Kirby with Watame but she won't let you stop playing or sleep until you 100% every level!
Choco keeps streaming everyday non-stop Please marry her
>Watching Shamiko S2>Hear Kenzoku multiple times.YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I finally got my Botan bowl after a year. Thanks, GeekJack.
>>39330128wrong website, whore
>>39330251Her voice is sexy
>>39330254Sounds like heaven to me. Of course there's also a punishment game if you die in the game, you have to perform sexual acts for the other
FAUNAKEKS???
>>39329949I think its LPBR-1003. Just go through her releases on DMM, you should be able to tell from the previews.
>>39330270>mushrooms in Flol what
>>39330182Still better than Elden Ring
>>39330200She didn't say 'when", she said "if".And then multiple times she said she already gave up and wants to do lewd ASMR until she's an old lady
>>39330254Was there supposed to be a downside to this?
>>39330241Would I be a cuck if I would let her continue? She would make so much money and it's not like any of them could fuck her. Plus if she does get hot and heavy my dick is right there.
>>39330178>According to collective social media statistics, 83% of 1.2 billion people who use social media are in a relationship, 4% did not specify and the rest 13% confirmed single>https://twitter.com/social_media_trends/status/1509909923328507908You are literally part of the 13% rumao
>>39330269No time for that. There's still Waddle Dees to save
>>39330182Kirby has a couple of iconic bosses that keep appearing everywhere.
>>39330278>And then multiple times she said she already gave up and wants to do lewd ASMR until she's an old ladyso she tried to get a boyfriend?? if she gave up then she tried
>>39330284Then she'll have to play while having a dick inside of her
>>39330261Towa...
noels armor still looks silly
>>39330289Well I don’t live in Japan and I’m not really that into her I have my eye on a much more sexy Holo
>>39330283Just based on this it's basically impossible for any of the holos to be single.
>>39330275It's not a plant in first place
>>39330263WHAT ABOUT MY MIKOTI MUG AND FACEMASK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>39330294Fits her then.
>>39330176>Literally had a boyfriend Whatever help you sleep at night
>Roru Medalion
>>39330282No because she isn't having sex.
>>39330044Ayame have multiple boyfriends, that's why she's always so busy.
>Noel lv96 alreadyJesus christ
>>39330282Yes, she said as much yesterday, someone asked what would you do if you got a boyfriend with NTR fetish and she said she would continue the ASMR streams and make him listen.
DEKAI
>>39330308Marin is way past this
>>39330313Fat
>>39330308Strong
>>39330289I think it was more like of a giving up on an idea of getting a boyfriend cause she's always busy, awkward etc etcI don't think she ever tried tho we'll never know if she did anyway
>Noel is too curious to see the giants to quit nowlmao
don't go noeru...
>>39330128>You must have no social lifeAnon, I post here all day, what do you think? Fucking normalfags, I swear...
>>39330289I mean more like she gave up on the idea if it ever happening, but sure maybe she tried when she was in highschool.
>>39330270>literally same tastes as mineWE ARE
unchi
>>39330282Just film homemade POV JAVs with her
>>39330309I wish Noel would cuck me...
>>39330317Marin finished it retard.
>>39330328Peak comedy!
>>39330317Nobody knows about your literal who, offtopic faggot
If you talk to a woman without fucking her you got cucked.
>>39330309I don't have a cuck fetish but I do like money and want her to do what she wants and be happy as long as that doesn't cross into NTR.
I expected more suffering with Morgott, Noel is steamrolling
>>39330182why is every other elden ring boss just a fucking knight on a horse?it's so fucking lazy and uncreative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95B1RPFTP-Amori is a fat western whore. ugly people think other ugly people are attractive. so this means suisei is a fat whore
>>39330263omedetouI kind of wanted to get it but I decided not to as I didn't trust it to survive the shipping in 1 piece to Finland, at least the SSRB plush should survive
https://streamable.com/iju55e
>>39330317>>39330333Actually Marine never started Elden Ring.Meds.
>>39330344I haven't opened it yet, so I'll let you know if it's made it in one piece.
>>39330317Marine doesn't play Elden Ring
>>39330338I am going to block my mom and sisters numbers then
>>39330328HOLY CRAP LOIS, IT'S SHION!
>>39330309I mean.. I don't have NTR fetish but would still let her continue to do whatever she wants...
>Marine>playing games
>>39330342There's 136 bosses in Elden Ring.Out of those 14 have a horse, this is including Radahn since he's technically riding a horse.
>>39330345Stop posting clips of me
>>39330349based
goodbye dork
Noooo, don't go Noel.
Noeru is so cute
>>39330263I got mine a few months ago and I was very surprised how good quality it felt. A nice bowl that I can use in the future
>>39330342>why is every other elden ring boss just a fucking knightthose are the best kind of boss though
>>39330357Don't twist the knife...
>>39330349>No one remembers how badly her Dark Souls 3 playthrough went. They're not her type of games.
Drone
>>39330351>>39330349>he doesn't know about Marine's 2nd channel where she streams as a brown loli
>>39330358Does that account for bosses you encounter multiple times?
>Marine>streaming
>>39330358How do you get 14?There's 1 Tree Sentinel, 1 Draconic Tree Sentinel, 1 Radahn, 2 Loretta fights, and 3 Night Cavalry fights for a total of 8 bosses with horses.
FBK met Korone's clock
Watame has autism...
I pity anyone who doesn’t message a roommate demanding sex were all here for the same reason we want to have sex with Vtubers and their roommates!
Watame just shoot the chat...
Kirby keeps shooting me...
>>39330342that has been the norm since DS2, every boss is either a humanoid or some big creature like a dragon
one day
>>39330357that's so low anon...you should dogeza for this distasteful "joke"
>>39330339>>39330355Well the making you listen is the NTR part, and the impaction is that she would be getting sexual gratification from the streams instead of fucking you
>>39330357
>>39329993Migo raped Pegor in a Christmas party
>>39330225DS2 Emerald Herald>>>>>>>>>>>
Why is Twitter home page such a fucking mess?Tweet 1 (20 hours ago)Tweet 2 (1 hour ago)Tweet 3 (1 day ago)Tweet 4 (35 minutes ago)What the fuck?
Kirby did nothing wrong
Is Watame autistic?
>>39330395Mother and child...
>>39330381Not sure about 14 but there are multiple Draconic and regular Tree Sentinels.
>>39330373>october 2019Are you surprised?
>>39330404Sort by latest
>>39330342Because FromSoft peaked at Bloodborne.
>>39330381>1 tree sentinelThere was a pair of them at the capital outskirts. Also there are more than just 3 night cavry fights
>>39330044The ones who don't go to host clubs
>>39330406Judging from the past 5 minutes of the stream, yes
>>39330407>>39330395I was seeing more younger sister (Chloe) with older sister (Noel)
>>39330410None of those extra ones have boss HP bars.
>>39330404click on the little star on your tweet box and chose 'Latest Tweets show up as they happen'
WATCH THE ELFhttps://youtu.be/cdoaIlruxXk
>>39330399>walk in on her while she is doing one of those streams>make no sound>stick your dick inI want a Noel gf
VoxGOD status?
>>39330381NTA but3 Tree Sentinel2 Draconic1 Radahn2 Loretta10 Night Cavalary
>>39330428But I want more Donkey Kong...
Reminder that Lain is a pathetic failure that can't even get 1k on most of her streams. Flare's super chat readings get more viewers than anything she could ever do
I am not a cuck but I get turned on by Bakatare + Botan gangbanging Holos....
>>39330415>BloodborneThe base game only has like 3 "great" bosses. Boss wise it's weaker than DS3, Sekiro and ER.
>>39330236It's like old China, she can have a lot of concubines but only one girlfriend.
>>39330428Don't watch stuck up cunts
>>39330428play elden ring dumb erufu
>>39330440You wouldn't have any example of this?
>>39330399I honestly not sure if she can be satisfied by one man at this point. She had attention of thousands for more than a decade...
Lets all love Lain
>>39330428Why is she playing the baby game?
I just can not find it NOT funny how a 150cm tall girl is obliterating everyone in apex. i swear this would make for a great manga plothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj8ubelCGLk
>>39330438You don't seem to understand.
>>39330438we know you hate your design, furea but be less obvious about your jealousy
>>39330448Her next stream is either Elden Ring or Ghostwire.
>>39330403Based
women love it when you sneak up on them and slip your p*nis into their dry v*ginas…
>>39330381There's 9 Night's Cavalry fights.So Tree Sentinel, Draco Sentinel, Radahn, 2x Loretta, and 9 Cavalry for a total of 14.>>39330410"Bosses" are ones with the big boss HP bar at the bottom of the screen otherwise you could also say there's like 100 Godrick's Soldiers or whatever the fuck.
>Jerma finished Elden Ring in the most Jerma way>Noel doesn't and is not even half of game>Yet people prefer to talk about this whore hereROFLMAO
>>39330444That lucky brat...
>>39330454>i swear this would make for a great manga plotsomebody should unironically do it
>>39330447I love Flare, she shows that you don't need to be sexual to get successful as a woman vtuber!
>>39330462Bro... wrong tab... this isn't /v/...
>>39330462Jerma isn't in Hololive
>>39330457It'll probably be Ghostwire, she's promised it for awhile but keeps putting it off for Kirby or Elden Ring.
>>39330443I'll concede that. DS3 has my favorite bosses. Map design outside of Yharnam DS1 is stronger too. In everything else I prefer bloodborne though.
>>39330420Yeah you are right, it fits better.
>>39330471Uhh?
GachaLive....
>>39330447
>>39330462who the fuck is jerma..waitI don't give a fuckkys
>>39330449I dreamt about it
>>39330477Only reason why she's doing Kirby again is because she did 2 days of Elden Ring so now she wants to do 2 days of one game before going to the next. You're probably right.
>>39330462I don't know who that is but I will assume it's one of your /v/ e-celebs. Die eldenshart.
>>39330468https://files.catbox.moe/o0azqs.mp4She's nerfing herself
>>39330111hurea is not an instathot
>>39330462英語上手
>>39330421>>39330461Fair point, just like those Capra demons I guess.
>>39330462Who the fuck is Jerma, sounds like the name of my aunt
>Fubu-K doesn't know the dungeons that wellSurprising
>>39330462>Jermafuck of nipplesanji
Is /hlg/ really this bored they have to get stimulation by imagining a lesbian idol group having secret boyfriends?
What does Noel see in Flare?
>>39330438>>>/a/>>39330462>>>/v/
>The gameplay might be over, but the stream is not
>>39330447>>39330468I looked at the webm again and noticed the difference between range of motion between them all>Flare barely moves, very stiff>Lamy moves her hips from left to right>Aki not only has the biggest swing of her hips, she also twists and curves her waist along with the movement
>>39330350hope it did
>>39330499every time I watch matuli on stage I am reminded that she is a great aidoru. then I remember the retarded shit she pulls the rest of the time she is not on stage
>4 hours of gameplay later>well time for the post game stream>to read superchats? >superchats?
Nobody would like Noel(the whore) if her roommate didn't had big boobs.
>>39330478Yeah combat and music wise it's the strongest so people don't notice that it really doesn't have many good bosses. But the DLC makes up for it.
Feet?
>>39330540I don't care about Noel's tits.
>>39330120Lamy only likes muscular men
>>39330428how people can stomach nintendo games past the age of 12 will never cease to boggle my mind
>>39330527She's pretty chill most of the time
>>39330517It's mutt hours.
>>39330275good
Why is chat always making sure if Watame needs to go to the toilet?
>>39330540I don't care about her tits though
>>39330540Flare is not that shallow.
>>39330540But I like Mel's roommate and she has no tits. I wish she still did eroASMR
>>39330540I don't follow her roommate and I like her.
>>39330540Noel you are much more than just your tits, it's just they are also so fantastic that people have hard time ignoring them. Now stop shitposting on 4chan and go to sleep
>>39330540I like every holo who is cute and has good taste in video games.
>>39330558She'll piss herself without reminders to go pee
Watame is burning me...
>>39330540I am pretty sure most Holos like her because she is kind and cute.
>>39330556It's 14:30 on the east coast of the US. Americans are at work, these are EU hours
Why are the blonde holos so active these days?
>>39330540Even without her tits she's kind and likeable schizochama
I think they should make Pico Park 2
watame...
Watame is PISSED
>>39330584>Work?
So apparently there were 2 homos who did backup vocals for suisei for her concert, and she didn't even credit them. They seem ok with it.
>>39330540Wow what an authentic post made by a non-schizophrenic individual.I wonder if a certain other well known /hlg/ character will show up soon to claim this was made by an "Ichimin".
>>39330540Funny because her ASMR and roommate contents are the stuff that I don't care at all about her
>>39330584I post on these threads even while working.
>>39330605Anon... you do have a job right?
>>39330607She did credit Astel and Izuru both.
>>39330590No
*fucks ur oshi*
>>39330613This is /jp/, sir.
Towa...
>>39330607Susei literally thanked them on stage after the song was over anon
When are the kino streams coming back?
>>39330615>>39330607wrong thread shart
>>39330609I think you are on to something here, wataolmes
>Marin played almost 18 hours of Elden Ring per day>The whore of hololive can't even stand playing it for 6 hours without feeling tired>S-She loves the game s-she is just mentally exhaustedHag whore will never finish this game
>>39330583>>39330587If she didn't have big boobs she wouldn't have gone through the hardships during childhood that gave her that personality, should would just be another normalfag.
>>39330613Not at the moment
>>39330621Did she fuck Rushia?
>>39330630Marine did not play Elden Ring yet.
>>39330630>>Marin played almost 18 hours of Elden Ring per dayViewership?
>>39330621Haha is this real?
>>39330607AsuIzu are her sex slaves, they take no credit but they do take her sperm.
>>39330556the in犬s are having their ramadan breakfast
>>39330621Rushia got impaled by the Cocock confirmed
>>39330630In what parallel world? Marine doesn't stream
>>39330641Marin=/=Marine
>>39330627But anon said ayame never collabed with the reddit dragon?!
>>39330619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJh3zvJiZ10It'll be fun...
>>39330630Hayama Marin doesn't stream everyday and hasn't streamed at all this week.
>>39330622That doesn't mean we're all jobless virgins
>>39330658who?
>>39330666About the virgin part...
How do I make money online so I can superchat my oshi?
>>39330658Gojou will never fuck Marin
>>39330658>マリン=マリンWhat now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2am2CgjVAwWhy everyone wants the cocock so bad?
>>39330647https://youtu.be/PTUE7cvFsZY>once every 3 days
>>39330630Roa will never come back.
>>39330630Most Nijis are basically neets that never have to do any real recording work and meetings.
I LOVE LAMY!!!!
>>39330666As a jobless virgin I take offense, sir.
>>39330639Could you resist if it were you?
>>39330666>That doesn't mean we're all jobless virgins
>>39330674マリン != マリネ
>>39330672Pretend to be a woman online and take advantage of anons who are into findom.
>>39330687Fair point, I guess.
>>39330607https://youtu.be/3cZiZk4dajs?t=2107
>>39330630>37 days between first stream and last stream>18 streams so 1 every 2 days on average>Even if all of them were 12h streams, that'd be 6h/day on average>imagine taking over 200h to clear this gameAlso, you must be the only retard in this entire world who call her Marin instead of Hayama
>>39330676>2 KsonsTHe fuck
>>39330666Fuck you Satan I'm not going to be enslaved by the jews
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/96887896>At this Point i don't care "how" Rushia returns to us. Anyway is fine ... ...
>>39330684Marin doesn't even have a 3D yet and she debuted before Marine...
nyehttps://youtu.be/ZWYVFJy-Bfw
>>39330683>Lulu isn't coming back>Gibara isn't coming back>Roa isn't coming backAre there any good girls even left in Nijisanji?
>>39330639She most certainly did
>>39330540I will admit the design and tits got me through the door but then I learned about her as a person through Noel and her roommate and now the tits don't matter. She's genially a nice person, she's dorky and funny and she's so cute.
>>39330708She does have one though.
Who the fuck is Marine?
>wake up>post ojou>watch ojou archives>work (ojou unrelated)>continue ojou archives>post more ojou>wake down
>>39330710Hoshikawa
>>39330710That one anon keeps shilling Ars... so maybe her...
>>39330666get out satan
>>39330710I enjoy Sara, Chi-chan and Emma
https://twitter.com/Norigure18/status/1512135680700428288Thoughts?
>>39330710Probably not, but who the fuck knows when there's like 400 nijis at this point
>>39330716based
Watame...
>>39330666
>>39330716What archives?
>>39330676Why hasn't Kson doxxed Kanata yet?
La+'s kamippoina was excellentBut her bitter choco decoration is absolutely terrible. Esp when compared to fbk's
>>39330710Mao? Amamiya? Claire?
>>39330710Roa never left
>>39330658Yeah no shit, so learn how to spell her name properly, but that still doesn't answer the question on where did you hear that Marine played Elden Ring 18 hours per day?
>>39330714Why isn't it on her channel then?
>>39330684Nijisanji is a streamer company, not a cheap so-so yuri idol shit like Love Live pandering to mentally ill trans like you
>>39330710
>>39330666I wish I had a job, having sex is not worth it.
>>39330628
>>39330710Ars.https://youtu.be/ixDwXnZzA8YConsider watching my Niji oshi
>>39330736Where are the Roa streams then?
>>39330738Elden ring is a secret word for sex my friend
Why is Kirby fighting a Pokemon.
>>39330750Face too big.
>>39330734Laplus has her moments but she's VERY inconsistent as a singer, good thing she doesn't plan on making that her main appeal
I get that the Niji threads are slow and whatnot, but is it really that entertaining to come here screaming about how Niji is better than Hololive all day long?
>>39330710Mito playing eroge.It's hot how the Vtuber heroine jn the game she's playing right now is called Lamy.
>>39330733It's called protecting your property.
>>39330731this one for todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2jR-hOP3Hg
>>39330751Irrelevant question
>>39330742>not a cheap so-so yuri idol shit like Love Live pandering to mentally ill trans like youCome again?
>>39330750>open stream>"rekurainingu">close stream
>>39330741No clue, but I'm sure she does have a model.
I just don't know what Towa wants from me, ya know?
>>39330777Probably a cig.
>>39330710watch sara. speaking of sara, watch this when it goes uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFGJ8PhjrlM
Oh the nijinigs are hereI just watch L*l*, the slut Hoshikawa and Toko
>>39330710My favorite is Levi, her singing is professional tier.
Lamy reached 970k subscribers today, did you send her a celebratory superchat in her free chat room?
Do you guys know Tenga?
>>39330758The western niji fanbase is basically made of antiholofags
>>39330777Depends on how loud is she.
>>39330482Elf no Gumi Love!
What triggered the nijinigger(again)?
what are the chances of gura having a boyfriend?
>>39330746so dumb this slut...
>>39330777
>>39330703It's probably the same retard who calls hskw as Sara
>>39330482I love Auntie and her lovely body language
>>39330789
>>39330758Its because of that brown male Niji's controversy. Nijisanji seems to have endless controversies....
>>39330789yes
>>39330734Both are fine for me. I just want her to release more covers. She has 5 wip but none of them have a release date.
When is the Apex tourney? I want to shit on Towa
>>39330809So what happened this time?
looking good yukimin!
>>39330749Right thread, king.
>>39330777https://files.catbox.moe/lu44la.mp3How much clearer can Towa get?
>>39330752Damn I've had sex for 150h the past two weeks?
>>39330817He is fighting with management over Apex vods.
>>39330772is this what tokyo ghoul does to blue ayame every night?
>>39330750Not until they fix her face being too big
>>39330703Hayama is her surname, Marin is her name, she is also underage whore who kills class to have sex with older men>>39330710Lize is literally the only worth and pure nijigirl, the others are pure gargabe sellout whores who collab with men for easy money>>39330717>>39330746>>39330722>whorekawaA literal hag, whofe and thief, should stay in her dumpster forever>>39330718>>39330750Ars is a whore who collabed with that manwhore blonde dude Abio>>39330722Chi-chan is an Apex whore and has sex with Apex Pros for recognition>>39330738It is her name and she is a whore who only plays games and have sex that is why she is tanned>>39330772Actually a good, entertaining and educational stream, made for cum, but they are also whores and worthless watching
>>39330789Anyone remember that one stream where Kanata pretended to not know what a tenga is? Holos used to LARP a lot more in the past now that I think about it.
>>39330801based twap taking out the trash
>>39330789Just tried it recently. The disposable ones were amazing so I bought a reusable one and it kinda sucks.
>>39330851>Anyone remember that one stream where Kanata pretStopped reading right there. Take your meds.
>>39330849>she is also underage whore who kills class to have sex with older menSold!
>>39330710I like Shizuka Rin but nowadays all the games she plays just don't interest me.There's Mito but what she does? Same problem as above.I used to watch Ange Katrina too but nowadays there's nothing interesting she does.I remember now why I dropped Nijisanji.
>>39330724My poor Akwa...
>>39330854Those aren't moonrunes.
>>39330716Stop posting whores.
When is Nijifes?
>>39330854Яб...
https://files.catbox.moe/394ccj.webm
>nijishills>ksonsharts>homobeggars>mikefagsthe entire schizo gang is here now... meido do something these off-topics.
post horned members
>>39330877
>>39330849Wait Marinschizo? I thought the one we had was Marineschizo? You know? The guy who hates Houshou Marine?Hold on, what are the Berenstein Bears called here?
>>39330882Now post the other one.
>>39330882
>Oniichan, I found your porn
We love Nijisanji here
>>39330888You asked for it.
>>39330895https://files.catbox.moe/sxagqv.mp4
My favorite horns.
>>39330901When is Gundou going back to Italy?
>>39330901I will take nijisluts over sidebranch trash every day of the week.
>>39330892What the fuck is a "Marine"?Take your offtopic post elsewhere.
>>39330849I think you like the word whore a lot anonnui
>>39330887You forgot the marineschizo having conversations with himself again.
>>39330887>meido do something
>>39330914Based
>>39330914I'll take neither. Purge the scum
>>39330888
>>39330899Let me show you what a dick looks like
>>39330891pekotyan eroi
>>39330914this but exactly the oppositefuck nijiI will never watch that trashget the fuck back to your shitty nijinigger thread
>>39330817>be brown nijimale>do collab with real people in valorant>nijisanji intern clips it and uploads it on his channel without consulting with him>the editing is garbage and the pov is wrong (but slapping his live2d on it)>brown nijimale does a public stream to shit on niji management
>>39330903I meant this one...https://files.catbox.moe/cpid5i.webm
My image now.
bora needs to come back at the expense of killing off nijiEN
>Watame plans to do a 17 again watchalongWhy?
>>39330934My NFT...
How come 774fags never shit up this thread?
>fuck nijiBut you discuss them when Startend streams, I mean, they are part of the tourney and this thread is filled with Apex talk
>>39330936B-san...
jetri status?
>>39330956Jay's prostitute
>>39330949Most of the talk is laughing at Kuzuha for literally getting killed by the Nijikiller.
>>39330956
suisei is a cheater
Divegrass Holo when
>>39330949if by discuss you mean "lmao aqua shit on tokyo ghoul again" then yeah I guess
Micomet is fucking dead
>>39330959obliterated
>>39330936How does towa attract Korean women all the time. https://youtu.be/2yoWZjYWMl8?t=2513
I just realized the vsaikou falls on Easter.. fuck why does it have to be on the holiday i can't watch it liveat what time do these usually start?
Okay so I have to pretend I don't like Matsuri, side branches and Nijisanji to fit in, am I missing anyone else or can I join the hivemind already?
>>39330959Vomit
>>39330849>hagwhat the fuck are you talking about
towatools status?
>>39330936Bora doesn't want Towa to take advantage of her anymore
>>39330973Pessi...
>>39330928go away sidebranch beggar
>>39330710>no Chima mentionWhat happened?
>>39330997Twa...
did mio predict any huge disaster for this year? i got a dream where japan got hit by huge earthquake and got completely destroyed, i know its impossible for earth to get an earthquake above 10 R scale, and earth would split on 12 R scale, but in my dream japan got hit by 13.2 R scale and got completely wiped from the map, and the world ended that way.i just want to share my nightmare, my head hurt so bad because how realistic it is.
cringe
Watame don't leave me...
Kenzokeks are low-key nijinigsTowa should graduate
Watame don't go...
>>39330901Nijisluts are only good for sex
Watame, don't leave...
https://youtu.be/qxn2BPi7xSc
>>39330988You just have to love Towa unconditionally.
>>39331006>sidebranch beggari dont care if you watch them at all but at least it's a fucking branch not an entirely different company you mentally stunted ape, go back to your child porn discord nijitrash shitstain
>>39331015Isn't that just the plot of Japan Sinks?
>>39331021Towa...
>>39330988You also have to post ebin sheeps and engage in gay erp
Towa's solo streams never get numbersWhy
>>39330988You join the membersheep
>>39330915Marin = Marine
>>39331046She's a leech
>>39331045>gay erpIt's not gay
>>39331049The e stands for?
>>39330988You don't pretend, for starters.
Everyone only membered their oshi right? You aren't all whores?
*smacks ass*
>>39331037>at least it's a fucking branchstop begging
>>39331032Imagine the sex, she would get tired almost immediately.
>>39331054i agree, loving a woman (male) is not gay at all
>>39330988Are you Finnish?If not then pretend you are.Are you a Watamate?If not then pretend you are.
>>39331038no idea, but im gonna watch that
>>39331065*cums on you*back discordfag, back i say!
>>39331067lesbian sexy can last for hours.
>>39331060>dont watch other women!!>still pretend to be friends with her coworkerswhy are holos like this
>>39331046They only want to listen when she uses her deep voice.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHEESE PIZZA IN GLOBAL TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIICESAVE ME I DONT WANNA GET ARRESTED FOR OPENING THAT THREAD
>>39331055Marin Ecchi
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/96851946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAjZymiTmWA
>>39331074nice /vt/ lingo
>>39331078Someone escort this globalshart back to narita airport please, he is getting deported.
>>39331078pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza
>>39331078you should be arrested for using global in the first place
>>39331078?
>>39331088Nice
>>39331073The book has been quite influential for Japanese media, to an extent it even influenced Serial Experiments Lain.
>>39331090Cumming on people originated here from Kenzoku doing it.The fact that it's the most retarded thing imaginable should have been a clue.
>>39331098>>39331096I don't use it I just wanted to check it
>>39330988No, hating Matsuri and Ayame is a /vt/ thing.You're supposed to poke fun at her fuckups but that's about it.
>>39331074fuck off /vt/
>>39331105*cums on you*
>>39331078Don't worry anon. We only like aging women here. You are safe.
>>39331112Just get in the plane and don't resist. You're also banned from ever visiting /jp/ again for at least 5 years.
>>39331114>>39331090discordbros... not like this...
>>39331015At least the earthquake wasn't R18
>>39330988We love Matsuri here. Bullying her and making fun of her is just part of loving her.
>>39329704sankisei no kizuna www
>>39329740Retard
>>39331132extreme radical sankisei turns evilkizuna what are they even?
Luna’s roommate is so beautiful
>>39331121No....
>guys why don't you find me sexy?!>also this is my momねねwwwwwww
>>39331144She is mine, fuck a small lunaito instead
>>39331104going by the review this book sounds like lotr for disaster movie in japan. thanks anon, im gonna read this
>>39331154You’re nobody to her
>>39331144im jerking off to her lolipop asmr right now
>>39331150Made for oyakodon
R
>>39331175R
>>39331175Rui...
>>39331175
>>39331181Whttps://files.catbox.moe/d8g5kg.webm
>>39331075H-hot...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk7oNs5rIZkThe way Watame says this is so fucking sexy.
i want marine to dress up as yukari from touhou to gap my cum away into her ass
>>39331150Her pits have pekochan's seal of approval
>>39331208all holos would be cuter and more fuckable as 2husReimu Sora would cause me to stroke uncontrollably
小学生の時に描いた少女漫画の再現漫画描いてBOOTHで電子販売したら買ってくれる人いるかな、アニメ化するかなI want it.
>>39331202We get it george
Flare Elden Ring tomorrow yoroshiku
>>39331078Will I be arrested if I download it with a prepaid sim card? I want to post here and get out all burgerfags because meidos tend to abandon us for hours before cleaning anything
We love Nishizawa here
>>39331239Stop tempting me with the weirdest mama...
>>39331202https://streamable.com/fu8tsz
>>39331239I wish I was her husband...
>>39331239nice wedding ring
>>39331076>>dont watch other women!!Who actually says this?
>>39331233you absolute moron
>>39331239The ring... What happened to it? Was it even real?
Nene is sexy
not really related to anything, but i got an urge to listen to this so maybe you too will have the same urge.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOsls1Swb_o
>>39331262No idea. In this picture she has one on her right hand. Usually in streams she doesn't wear any.
>>39331280Nice
>>39331290No thanks, Irys version is better.
>>39331273I agree
>>39331222Me too.
>>39331273t. Nene
>>39331273Nene, shouldn't you be asleep?
>>39331273Built for compensated dating and calling me 'Papa'.
>>39331258I don't get it
>>39331273We know.
>>39331150>>39331211I'll jerk off to this
Why haven't you made a clip channel?
>>39331350There already too much and I don't want to clickbait others.
>>39331350And steal /hlg/ clips? I remember our leech
We need hololive EU to fill dead hours
>>39331350I did and only upload once every 3 months
>>39331202>Jiorji ga RushiaWhat did Watame mean by this?
>>39331357No thanks, JP only.
https://twitter.com/kiramekutobiuo/status/1512151429904945177
https://files.catbox.moe/xjgjha.mp4
Echo hours...
>>39331364Well obviously we need imported JP women in EU for hololive EU
>>39331357>watamate and lunaitoToo gay
>>39331357Kiara (transferred), a bong, an italian, and two autistic finnsit would be a good gen
>>39331350I dont know japanese
>>39331375The 2 autistic finns would just do a Watame watchalong
Should I jack off tonight?
Congratulations to Flare who managed to defeat the reality warping beast that plagued this land and inflicted all this hate and forced Kirby to annihilate so many animals even though Kirby probably took great delight in causing genocide. With the world saved and having obtained an 5* statue of Kirby facing off against Meta Knight which caused Flare to gush about Meta Knight some more, she's decided to wrap up this stream with a fun and cute little supachat reading. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdoaIlruxXk You cannot hope to stand up against Astel when he's in his Valorant zone /hlgg/. His senses are heightened, his posture improved, his voice primed for gamer time. His clutching is very impressive and he's doing his best trying to help his team grab hold of that victory through any legal means possible. Go Astel Go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8_DJGo0Uz4 You thought that you had enough Uyu in your life? Too bad IDIOTS because after losing braincells to the cesspit that is Apex Ranked, Uyu has decided that he's not done talking with all of his Fantom, so he's put up this guerilla zatsudan stream just so you guys can ask him some more questions and he can just riff off of what you're asking or saying. He is an incredibly good conversationalist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAIT-YyC8Pg
>>39331375Why an Italian?
Is Luna the most anti-EOP Holo ? is this the reason she is falling behind with subs ? I fucking love her so much
>>39331388Sorry I already jerked off twice today. I used up your share of fapping without even thinking
>>39331390she would be the designated ASMR holo for the gen, and italian sounds sexy
>39331389>/hlgg/Go back, retard. You aren't even trying.
Is impressing how vague is that copypasted post, like some tarot reading or horoscope shit
>>39331383>offcollab>end up just going to the sauna and watching Watamenot the worst way to spend an evening
>/hlgg/
https://youtu.be/WdtstNGFOJMThe ending is back
>>39331391But she literally spoke baby English and interacted with her EOPs in the last stream.
>>39331383perfect.
>>39331392Ew
>>39331404
>>39331407>she literally spoke baby Englishthat is nanolish
>>39331394No worries. I'll wait until tomorrow.
>>39331350I thought about making one but there are a million channels already so it's very unlikely I would get any decent views
>>39331144Is there like some roommate database? I try to do my reps but I swear cover scrubs the internet of their talents.
>>39331350too much time and effort I just send supacha and profess my love for her
Thank you for watching! Please subscribe to our channel! Give us a high rating and follow our Twitter! Please come see me tomorrow!
>>39331389Wrong thread shart
>>39331392Hot
>>39331391>Is Luna the most anti-EOP Holo ?Didn't she do English learning streams
>>39331434I'm going to cum on her kuma ears
>>39331423Plenty of stuff goes unclipped, if you have an oshi you have a bunch of material to put out there every now and then just by watching her.
>>39331427Yeah you can find it in Hololive Historians forbidden knowledge discord.
>>39331350The one doing Choco deleted his channel due to EOPS and /vt/ niggers
Otsunui everyone! Flare cleared Kirby and the Forgotten Land today! She might do another stream for some of the side story content but otherwise that will be it for this series!Tomorrow at 22JST will be another Elden Ring stream! She's practiced a lot, I'm excited to see how she will deal with Margit. She also still has Ghostwire: Tokyo in the backlog so expect a stream of that soon now that Kirby is done! I hope everyone has a fantastic day!
>>39331434It feels like it's been a year since someone last tried to do this.
>>39331446He was one of the best, shame.
>>39331448Otsunui!
>>39331441Like this one, right?https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCz-_ns0sn7fppx35HMznFw/featured
>>39331404But I didn't want lemon on my chicken...
>>39331439she did English only streams early on too her super Metroid will always be a good memory for me
>>39331399because the animal who wrote it dont know a lick of japanese
COFFEE ELF
*cums inside a married woman*
>>39331441ok anon, if i want to get started what software should i use and download?
>>39331400Also the gay AIDS ridden mongol sex
>>39331441All the stuff that will get actual views already gets clipped
>>39331479Finland has one of the lowest HIV/AIDS rates in the world, no worries
No one wants clipfags in their oshis channel. The only reason to make a clipchannel is money.
>>39331441but then I'll just devolve into RED TEXT BLACK OUTLINE style clips that and editing and doing the typesetting takes time and effort
>>39331459She should cover the offspring one dayhttps://youtu.be/V4ME7PywH1o
>>39331485Lunaito watch out Watamate aren't safe
what if coco was still here?
>>39331479If a lunaito comes over, that's a different story
>>39331487What if you are a Twitter or TT clipper?
>>39331457Yeah, looks solid.No idea why does he have a featured fucking holotalk.
>>39331389That's a lot of words just for saying>Flare beat Kirby>Astel is playing Valorant>the other fag is doing a Zatsudan
>>39331450I wonder what happened to the Respect the Chama guy. I made the Nene version as a parody but never actually beat him.
flare is brown
why is flare so ugly?
>>39331497Ayame or Aqua would have appeared on the meme reddit review a few months ago for sure.
>>39331457>couple thousand views per videoDoes that even make money?
>>39331522She isn't. She was back in the lizard days but now she's pretty cute
I need a Shishiro Botan big sister in my life
>>39331493is the offspring Russian?
who is immune to the barbed cock?
>>39331527Not enough to make it worthwhile even as a hobby.
>>39331522She not a dark elf.
>>39331423You can check the clipper activity by just putting the name of your oshi and filtering the upload date
>>39331522all elves are
which holo needs more clips? I will make a saviorfag clip channel
was suisei legit mad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zSGRV35o8Y
>>39331547Roboco, have fun watching her stream.
>>39331547Sana or maybe AZKi if you only want main branch Holos
>>39331542Good thing wamy is a cat
>>39331434I thought Nene was a seal
>>39331547Mel? Rbc? I've always wondered about the oldest RBC EOP clip, if that even exists
MusicGod Knows - https://streamable.com/92fscnKaze ni Naru - https://streamable.com/zyg4ubBalalaika - https://streamable.com/iwbc32Pegasus Fantasy - https://streamable.com/2r2wepScramble (w/ Marine) - https://streamable.com/0t2rwdSugar Song to Bitter Step - https://streamable.com/m2mbsaSand Planet - https://streamable.com/b4h2puSkill - https://streamable.com/mvmm10Luminous - https://streamable.com/ge6yp4Reckless Fire! - https://streamable.com/2bamu0Kono yubi tomare - https://streamable.com/urxm3bLimit Break X Survivor - https://streamable.com/zpq32zHappy Synthesizer (w/ Noel) - https://streamable.com/nq9cv9Rewrite - https://streamable.com/w8d8kiRewrite - https://streamable.com/9d72yyRewrite (Noel sync) - https://files.catbox.moe/w9qum7.webmCirno's Perfect Math Class - https://files.catbox.moe/a3plgw.mp4Matryoshka - https://files.catbox.moe/45pxga.webmDeath Fairytale - https://files.catbox.moe/iod92w.webmPomp and Circumstance - https://files.catbox.moe/g4i9vt.webmThis is happiness and peace of mind committee - https://files.catbox.moe/jv8o2r.webmTen-Faced - https://files.catbox.moe/27h6st.webmMazeru no Kiken - https://files.catbox.moe/r03zjx.mp4Amanojaku (Holofes) - https://files.catbox.moe/zuetip.webmSay! Fanfare! (Musedash sync) - https://files.catbox.moe/ave8i6.mp4Lamb (Holofes 2) - https://files.catbox.moe/o0azqs.mp4Scramble (Holofes 2) - https://files.catbox.moe/r7stcu.mp4RED - https://streamable.com/kl93t6At God's Mercy (Holofes 3 w/ Elves) - https://files.catbox.moe/qls81a.mp4Earth's Final Confession (Holofes 3) - https://files.catbox.moe/hqy268.mp4Laughs and Autistic NoisesMorning laugh - https://streamable.com/e37kqf??? - https://files.catbox.moe/9ijm3b.webm??? - https://streamable.com/a5odsfMonkey - https://streamable.com/2f1l59Monkey 2 - https://streamable.com/8aquliMonkey 3 - https://streamable.com/tvcgepWave Beam - https://files.catbox.moe/4l1dtu.webmPun Pun Pun - https://streamable.com/peu7nrNAITE NAITE NAITE - https://files.catbox.moe/tdpt29.webmMOTTO! MOTTO! - https://files.catbox.moe/5t3hji.mp4Hai Hai - https://files.catbox.moe/lwmkmf.webmOh Yeah - https://files.catbox.moe/86yti6.webmOh Yes! Yes Yes - https://files.catbox.moe/209umy.webmLaughs - https://streamable.com/pjy9nwItsa me, Mario - https://files.catbox.moe/tcugwu.webmNoeFure wheeze - https://streamable.com/eae5vfMariFure laugh - https://streamable.com/pd12nhOwO Nyan Nyan - https://streamable.com/ek2hzuMaMaMa - https://streamable.com/tq2irdFlare talks with Subaru - https://streamable.com/vnsbwdLAFF - https://streamable.com/lnwx2xMetronome Flare - https://files.catbox.moe/kacj8u.webmChuuni Flare - https://streamable.com/o7cba8High pitched scream - https://files.catbox.moe/3t0baw.webmnnnnnnnnnn - https://streamable.com/q6qbgtGold - https://files.catbox.moe/5lg1dt.webmNOERU??? - https://files.catbox.moe/ewt9gl.webmWhen you see your oshi - https://files.catbox.moe/hpdpms.mp4Oh shit, holy shit, oh jesas - https://files.catbox.moe/1e7kiq.mp4Holo Impressions - https://files.catbox.moe/i94xan.mp4KONPEKO - https://files.catbox.moe/h9um33.mp4OtherOneesan Gumi - https://files.catbox.moe/15g1j8.mp4Hololive Imitations - https://files.catbox.moe/i94xan.mp4I will continue to do my best - https://files.catbox.moe/kxsg17.mp4Thank you for everything (3D Debut) - https://files.catbox.moe/b0ypgm.webmTsun Flare (3D Debut) - https://files.catbox.moe/wnlv86.webmLoli inspection - https://files.catbox.moe/bp8gh6.mp4Loli is the best - https://files.catbox.moe/9vf1gs.mp4Rori ist die beste - https://streamable.com/kpukziDon't touch Loli - https://streamable.com/j7ra0jFlare is sexy girl - https://streamable.com/t348w0Oh... Jesas - https://streamable.com/mt99x0Why are you so sad? - https://streamable.com/qagrafShut up! I'm doing my best! Exclamation Mark - https://streamable.com/1rx9z3Flare english - https://streamable.com/895w9fFlare try to pronounce Part 1 - https://streamable.com/lu4k67Flare try to pronounce Part 2 - https://streamable.com/km5iyhDon't you think I'm getting better at English Pronunciation? - https://streamable.com/q417poWhy you keep staring at my chest? - https://streamable.com/zc9093Aqua's door - https://streamable.com/9wkyovSuperman Flare - https://streamable.com/dnbaiqEnglish only Mario in a nutshell - https://streamable.com/hs15xxFlare Forever - https://streamable.com/omhrc4Fall Guys bruh moment - https://streamable.com/vepx7ePossessed by Watame - https://streamable.com/ixbgpcMarine doesn't want to sleep - https://streamable.com/uqso5xMarine's shampoo - https://streamable.com/hsx2nhMarine is not a kid - https://streamable.com/em409bShinji-kuuuuuuun - https://streamable.com/o0nnskTake it easy - https://streamable.com/8pxsvmI don't know - https://files.catbox.moe/plcp8j.webmWHAT KIND OF COFFEE? - https://files.catbox.moe/mehz13.webmFuck you, die - https://files.catbox.moe/ebv6l3.webmOde to Joy - https://files.catbox.moe/21b9os.mp4
>>39331560Lamy will never be a cat!
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1512163789789138951no gura today...
>>39331564Close enough relation that she can be both and eiither
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97464331
Apex practice tomorrow. Maybe Startend will attend
In my opinion Minato Aqua is onahole
>>39329932As a (white) foreigner, you have something that makes you stand out, which can give you many more opportunities over there than you might expect if you haven't tried picking up girls in Japan before. Also, I'm not entirely sure most of them would be strictly against dating a "fan", at this point, so many people know about them that it's almost inevitable if they meet someone that they at least have already heard about them. The biggest issue would be to actually find them and not mess up, cold approaching them somewhere at a café or something would more than likely end in failure unless you are model tier attractive, and even then would be hard. Also, even if you succeed, and even if you would start to date them, unless you have something incredible to bring to the table in terms of social status (like lots of money, fame, highly esteemed career or whatever), it's unlikely that the relationship would actually become something serious (i.e., marriage). Imagine getting that lucky and everything, only for the relationship to fall apart and her leaving you after a few years, that would be suicide fuel for most anons here.
>Roberu is the only holohttps://twitter.com/PokerChase_JP/status/1512039268516261897
flare has big ears
>>39331569NIJIEN GOLD oh wait wrong thread.Mumei should do some unarchived.
>>39331579I thought they said they will?
>>39331547No Holo need any saving, make clips of indies instead
>>39331579It's tonight and yes, Towa already confirmed the will attend.
>>39331566>??? - https://files.catbox.moe/9ijm3b.webm>??? - https://streamable.com/a5odsf>Monkey - https://streamable.com/2f1l59>Monkey 2 - https://streamable.com/8aquli>Monkey 3 - https://streamable.com/tvcgepWhat type of girl is she?
I love Noel so much she makes me so happy. I hope your oshi also makes you happy.
debuchi miko
Elf pussy is the most precious commodity in the universe
>>39331605She does.
>>39331585Mea is not letting his dick go alone
>>39331585Wrong thread shart
rough sex with amane kanata
Botan is my wife
>>39331602A nerd Also troublesome
>>39331623Lamy go to sleep.
>>39331566I made like 30-50% of these and I don't even watch Flare anymore
>>39331623towa...
>>39331629Isn't shishilamy dead?
dozohttps://litter.catbox.moe/1yvybx.jpg
>>39331584If you somehow had the opportunity to be in a relationship with your oshi, would you really be okay with cucking all of your fellow fans?
Thread actually great at this hour huh? i hope my oshi did more 4am valorant stream or 7am utawaku
I don't trust elves
>>39331637Go back.
>>39331643>Would I be okay hurting total strangers on the internet to be with the woman I love for the rest of my lifeYes.
>>39331583Based
Kill all EN/Homo/IDsharts
>>39331565Probably thishttps://youtu.be/rkdbWcgzaUA
>Watame watching a film about nigs
>>39331680pekora watched coming to america. i doubt she understood eddie murphy doing a comedy as a rich african prince in queens
>>39331680Paying respects to Flare's people
>>39331643Absolutely.
>>39331535no one you can't beat the barbed cock
ENDLESS SEX WITH AMANE KANATA
>>39331699A barbed cock sounds painful
>>39331686Pekora has surprisingly good understanding and analytical skills when it comes to films
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdtstNGFOJM
>>39331710Towa likes it that way.
>>39331710why do you think cats scream so much during mating season
>>39331732I thought they were imitating JAV actresses
I've been thinking about Senchou a lot. Kinda wanna marry her roommate ngl
Nahone
>>39331645>4am valorant>7am utawakuyour oshi should stream like a normal person
>>39331710That's why knots are the superior choice
>>39331743she should stream more in general desubut i like her bit sized stream, making it easier to catch up with the archive
>>39331751t. Shion
zion yo
>>39331755Go sleep laptard.
https://youtu.be/dzYCEkpYW1UDozo
>>39331721Watame did nothing wrong.
>>39331404watame crusher!
>>39331761im still wageslaving.
>>39331721Lemon juice is great on fried foods, I would've said yes anyway! I win this round Watame!
https://youtu.be/2Edv1RYtBYs
You will never learn kanji
Why do people like mumei and fauna so much? I thought both of them had boyfriends.
I wish I was Japanese...
>>39331795Most people don't know or care if they do
>>39331790>want jp idol gf>masturbatesnevermindsuch is life
>>39331795Ask global
>>39331795As long they don't show it on stream, no one cares.
>>39331783thats cute, i hope they collab more in the futureshe love her foster mother
>>39331797I don't. Japan is a nice thing to look at from the outside but would never want to be a citizen in that wageslave hellhole
pokobee is forgotten
>>39331638I ordered the bigger white cat
>>39331795Ask /vt/ Also most don't care about their personal lives, they love the character. They view it as more of a seiyuu job than a personal job.
Why do people like Ayame and Towa so much? I thought both of them had boyfriends.
>>39331795mumei is fine, fauna is okay.
>>39331832Towa is Ayames boyfriend
Town of Salem arc...
>>39331832I am Ayame's Towa
>>39331832Both of them only like girls
>>39331795ENCHADS don't care about toxic japanese idol culture.We think it's better when our oshis have boyfriends to make them happy :)
>>39331832Towa was a man.
>>39331839oh there's a jp version of it?
>>39331790I know chinese so I unironically know more kanji than the rest of the language.
SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA SEX WITH KANATA
>>39331824I love Matsuri because of the little glimpses we see from her real life
TROGDOR WAS A MANNNNN
A tranny is the villain of elden ring and that's pretty based if you ask me
>>39331858Kinda Basedhttps://streamable.com/rifkpl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdtstNGFOJMjinglechads won
/vt/ sist and enCHAD, how do we cancel fromsoft???
How to know if your oshi has a bf 101:She is not a menhera o mentally ill.
>>39331832both dont have boyfriends anonchama.i know you wanted to copy that post so badly but unfortunately it doesnt work like that.
I heard Japan smells weird, is that true? It's apparently a stale kind of smell.
rushia was bullied in the cold winter of '22
>your oshi>your membership status>your reps status
>>39330344>>39330369>>39330526Good news, the bowl arrived in one pieces. I'm actually amazed by the quality of it
>>39331930flarealmost 1.5 yearsi've been slacking but i can understand most of her streams...
>>39331923It was just the smell of the area surrounding Nose but don't worry she takes baths now
>>39331906Matsuri...
>>39331925RushiaWasAlwaysBullied
>>39331930Fauna6 1/2 monthsStopped right after Coco graduated...
>>39331930Watame22 monthsN5
>>39331947She bullied herself, it was all in her head because she has a victim complex. She can do no wrong and the world is against her, it's pathetic and she got what she deserved.
>>39331930Gura19 monthsNo
>>39331947by my dick
>>39331930Lamysince day onevery poor. maybe one of these days I can get my fucking act together.
To be honest my timezone never allowed me to watch Rushia. She always streamed at that time where I had to sleep, peak time.
korosans asmr from a few hours ago is weirdshes brushing her teeth and gargle what seems to be an entire fish tank's worth of water
>>39331945Matsuri has no bf but she gets railed by hosts and apexfags so it's more or less the same
Haachama is a whore
>>39331999Speaking of Chammers, is she finally healing?
>>39331999That's her way of coping after Matsuri raped her
>>39331930LunaFew more months for my 2 year badgeapproaching N3
>>39331930Noel17 monthsN3 on kanji, N4 on everything else
>>39331815Why does she surround herself with so many older women?
>>39331930laplusstarted last monthgood enough, and desu all of those chatposting by the autist has been really helpful for me
>>39332023she wants a surrogate mother
>>39331790出来ます!
What N do you need to be able to read or listen to most of the crap holos say on stream or type on Twitter?What N do I need to understand Miko?
>>39331930Luna19 months Fast talk is still hard to me
>>39331814>>39331846cucks
>>39332016shes been healing for months. she frequently does members journals about her struggles and her daily life.https://litter.catbox.moe/gczlsr.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/osftkz.jpg
>>39332045stop making me want to join her membership. my cute little daughter...
>>39332045chama...
>>39331930LapDay 1Still need to open jisho whenever I watch stream
>>39332045B-but anon said everyone hates that bitch Matsuri
>>39332045My daughterchama...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WdtstNGFOJM
is there any hentai out there of yagoo fucking the holo's?? I've never seen any like it and im kinda surprised by that because I've seen a lot of hentai of idols being fucked by their bosses before. I would like to jerk off to it if its exists
>>39332045>3 reddit meme reviews
I'm going to get shot by Cover agents but is there a way to rip Member's Only streams? I don't want to share it, I just want to be able to listen to asmr offline but YouTube won't let you download Member content.
>>39332045>Reach 6000people of Membership>(When I sabotage by slowness, it's decrease...cryingHaahcama....
>>39332045stop sharing member only content you cock sucker
i miss suisei...
>>39332023mommy's child and clearly homesick
>>39332077Anon you sick bastard
>>39331934nice, here's waiting for my merch to arrive safely probably next year
>>39332092Don't worry, Calli is taking good care of her.
>>39332079probably won't happen but it's good to dream.>>39332091suck my dick, those are like 25% of the translated part of her posts. basically it's a teaser.
>>39332030But she has a mother...
>>39332111>basically it's a teaser.fucking jewish trickery, i swear to god.
>>39332077FUCKWe need that ASAP
>delayed
>>39332113they say it takes a village to raise a child...
>>39332116there wasn't a frame up until a few minutes ago why are you surprised.shes probably playing rf5
Your oshi is a whore
>>39332135define 'whore'
https://files.catbox.moe/jmt17h.webm
>>39331930LapDay 1I get by, but I need to step up my game.
>>39332141If she talks to two different girls in a day she is a whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwNA7LT0hOYWhy was this video on my recommended?
any holo would genuinely enjoy darkest dungeon or undermine? im sure choco would love it
>>39332135true
>>39332107Kiara don't look...
>>39332151flare
>>39332089Yt-dlp
https://youtu.be/5i2H4eP6OUUugh just look at this gross bitches...
>>39332170it's mori that's crawled back to kiara now (or trying). get with the times old man
>>39332089it's all on nyaa
>>39332182Rurudo ass looking nigga
>>39332151Pekora playing Darkest Dungeon would make for some great content, don't know if she'll enjoy it though.
>>39331930akirose2 monthssolid n4. Working on n3. my listening skills are shit but I can read simple sentences and sometimes understand her when she says a word I recognize or something simple while talking slow
>>39332150because you probably watch trash like"heres why you should not live in japan""what japanese people said about foreigner in japan!! (number 3 will blow your mind)""teacher opinions on foreigner living in japan??""what hobo said about foreigners""what grade schooler in japan eat before going to school"etc.
>>39332045wtf that is really cute
>>39332186oh really? sorry I only really watch mumei and bae and sometimes kiara
>>39332089https://github.com/abayochocoball/hollow_memories#download-a-members-only-video
>>39332106I enjoy that it comes with a card with giant WATAME text. https://files.catbox.moe/mwtujv.jpg
>>39332205the shipper artists have done a ton of angsty stuff, mori/kiara twitter interactions have been borderline shoujo manga tier as of late.
>>39332208that looks nice anon, how much was it? 5k yen?
>>39332215>mori/kiara twitter interactions have been borderline shoujo manga tier as of late.su-sugoi... I'll have to check that out thanks
>>39332135Yep
>>39332208cute
>>39332218About $100 usd
>>39332182They remind me of my friends
>>39332229you got the full set? thats decently priced i think
>>39332208you ARE going to cum tribute the watame card, right?
>>39332182>open video>I wonder why hoshikawa is so cutewhy is matsuri like this?
>>39332239nta but I always buy two sets of merch one for tributes and one to keep nice and pristine.
今日もお疲れ様でしたおやすみなさい
>>39332237Yeah, the acrylic stand is really cute.
I think deep down Matuli is a good girl, she just has a weird ego for pointless stuff which rubs people the wrong way
>>39332182Does /hlg/ have a Holomem period table? We should have one.
>>39332222I may be slightly exaggerating but here's some exampleshttps://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1507700779716526080https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1497392197989285898plus now mori is gonna go fly out to europe and stuff. it does seem like maybe mori realized she was being kind of shitty or cold to kiara.
>>39332278Whenever Fubuki does ASMR she's ovulating
>>39332278That would be insensitive towards the members who have reached menopause
>>39332257お疲れ様でした!
why shart
>>39332283we don't have much longer friends...
>>39332278i tracked my oshi's
>>39332278you can do some math based off that one clip of gura to figure out her schedule. I think she might be the only one to have a confirmed schedule
>>39332286Shishiron... Mio...
>nene mel powerwash in 16 hoursweird collab
>>39332257おつカレー
>>39332278Some anons speculated that this was due to that:https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1509525135958880259
>>39332303the two extremes of rapeability...
>>39332280that's pretty cute>plus now mori is gonna go fly out to europe and stuffpossible off collab? I'd love to see it. It's nice she recognizes how she was being at least...
>>39332311>nene>rapeableI wouldnt even be able to get hard to her
>>39332322Right, she's the lowermost extreme of rapeability, whereas meru is the uppermost, she's impossible not to
>>39332315mumei, ame and mori are all "confirmed" for EU offcollab at this point I'm pretty sure.
>>39332261I don't think she has much of an ego. Rather she seems often hard on herself
>>39332335Oh okay I misunderstood I'd want her to watch as I rape mel then
*rattles your cage*
>>39332182dam this is hot. I wish more chuba's talked about getting periods and pregnancy tests. This is better than when they talk about loli or any of my other fetishes
Are we healing?
>>39332356Anon, your balls are rotting...
>>39332182Vagina blood huh
>>39331584>Imagine getting that lucky and everything, only for the relationship to fall apart and her leaving you after a few yearsThat's when you move back to your home country and post proof about you fucking them for the past few years
Migo...
>>39332199speaking from experience?
Do you think this world is another planet's hell?
>>39332182睡姦 just got hotter for me
Koyo slept less than 4 hours again, plus she had evening drinking zatsudan, so she was a bit drunk...
>>39331930Watame0 daysPretty much fluent. I watch most holos at 2x speed
>>39332388yup. made a new account
>>39332410how did you get fluent? do you live in japan?
post THAT
>>39332339>mumei, amemy cute owl! sounds like it'll be a fun collab I hope Mori sexes Kiara
>>39332418https://files.catbox.moe/h9um33.mp4
>>39332418https://files.catbox.moe/1kche1.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3jigPQEz70
>>39332423Pecor...
>>39332418https://files.catbox.moe/ezz8cs.m4a
>>39332418https://streamable.com/b0gpqk
We are watching the sex coyote now
>>39329918Absolutely this. When I first started playing I was slightly worried that the had dropped or put less focus on Labyrinthian dungeons that they are so good at due to focusing on Open World design. Stormveil Castle put that fear to bed immediately and then Leyndell below it out of the fucking water and into space
ぼくはー (こよりだよー!) せーの!(こんこよでーす!) はい! ハッシュタグ #こより実験中にしたよー! (おっけー!) こよは!ずのうです!ずのー! どうですか?(はい!) (やったー!)#こよりすけっち (てれん!) (はい!) ほえ~、せーの!はい!はい!はい!はい! 研究者らしい、試験管! はい!はい!はい!はい!(わぁ~!) 緑の、試験管! はい!はい!はい!はい!#こよりの助手くん ファンネーム!はい!はい!はい!はい!(はうあ~!) ヘルプー! はい!はい!はい!はい!(おぁ~) こんてぃにゅー はい!はい!はい!はい! 頭脳なんでね (見えたー!)はい!はい!はい!はい! かわいいでーす! (ドヤァ) はい!はい!はい!はい!おっけー! こんこよでーす!わぁ~~~~~~~~ やったー!間に合ったー! マヨネーズは、飲み物です。ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。はい! お肉―! 試験管! 冷凍うどんは常備しています。どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!) 証明完了 QEDはい!はい!はい!はい!コックだろコック、対ありでした!はい!はい!はい!はい!ズリの実はポフィンを作れる。はい!はい!はい!はい!大丈夫かな?(むりむりむりむり!)はい!はい!はい!はい!どやぁー 出来ませんね!はい!はい!はい!はい!思ってまーす(わぁー!)はい!はい!はい!はい!フワフワのホログラム。(おへそー!)はい!はい!はい!はい!わー アイムコヨーテ (オッケー)はい!はい!はい!はい!うう~~カンパーイわぁ~~~~~~~~ やったー!間に合ったー! マヨネーズは、飲み物です。ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。はい! お肉―! 試験管! 冷凍うどんは常備しています。どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!) せーの!こんこよでーす!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
>>39332438always
やったー!間に合ったー!
Koyori's intro is catchier than bun bun cha
How was Korone's members only asmr? Is it worth watching?
マヨネーズは飲み物です。
>>39332457ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。
おはこよ~
>>39329967A hearty mixture of love and amphetamines
おはこよ~ホロライブ6期生holoXの頭脳博衣こよりだよ
>>39332438was there ever any doubt?smugcoyote32.jpg
HOT NEWS TIME
I really like the way koyori says HOTTO NYEWZU
The Lamy elf stole my liquor again. I bought 12 shots and now there is only 8 after I get home...
Koyori is for
>>39332418 https://files.catbox.moe/qpxzjo.mp4
>>39332445はい!はい!はい!はい!はい!はい!はい!はい!
This feels like a conflict of interest, of course Koyori herself would make it into the Koyori Hot News...
>>39332476bbc
>>39332482that's why I only trust merumeru news for unbiased facts
>>39332475That wasn't Lamy, if it was Lamy they'd all be gone
>>39332482shut up and watch hotto newzu before you have an "accident" during lab experiments
>>39332456at one point she gargles a bunch of water and at another she whispers Donkey Kong repeatedly into her micalso lots of ear to mouth contact
>>39332429Rape correction
>>39332491I'm sending an anonymous tip about this to merumeru news your days are numbered
akunyan!
>>39332483i don't think koyori adheres to the broadcasting standards of the BBC, they wouldn't let her on air
Roboco's hoodie > Mio's hoodie
>>39332429Sex with onyon
even cheapass kaitenzushi was so good in Japan, I miss it so much bros...the garbage sushi where I'm from is all unpalatable trash made by chink and vietnamese immigrants
>>39332506>here's your real wasabi bro>giant slab of green paste on a small plate
>>39332494Should I renew my membership? Is it worth it?
>>39332503she would need to get her loicense first
>>39332510what do you mean you don't like horseradish with green food coloring?
>>39332515o-oishii...
>>39332510I grow my own Wasabi after having it in a high end restaurant in Japan. I could never go back to the dyed green horseradish shit we have here after that
Kiara and irys having sex on stream when? bonus if bae shows up in chat
Imagine if you could receive actual kisses from your oshi, but every time you do your penis would shrink a bit.
germanfag here I am so ashamed right now dokomi is trash anyway, connichi is the real shit
>>39332511up to you, I'm in the middle of listening now (1:30/2:00) and it's pretty good for korone asmr. if you really like korosan it's worth it but she barely does membership stuff so idk.
Just got back home from jail, is Minato Aqua finally playing Apex again?
>some german shitinto the trash it goes
>>39332523I have a micropenis anyways so it wouldn't matter to me
>>39332524don't deny your heritage anon
>>39332529Kenzoku...
>>39332528gerrman conventions are kino faggot, I got to talk to nakata jouji and got his autograph. he even said yorokobe shounen for me
Nothing like koyori to wake me the fuck up in the morning
>>39332417I watched a lot of anime
koyori is now added to the list of pot ojii game clears!
>>39332524Go to bed achmed
>>39332536>morningkoyori's hotto newzu is the bedtime programming for the civilized world
>>39332529How micro are we talking here? The concept of microdicks has always fascinated me. Are you just being negative over a small but otherwise normal dick or do you literally just have a nub there?
Hololive should release designer tea blends after each talent. Niche limited-release goods like that are fun.
https://twitter.com/VH_loco/status/1505410573286395908SEX
>>39332543But im a seanigger bro
wait, we have a self-distruct switch? I wasn't told about this
Next thread will be Fa-... nah, it will be Koyori. But read carefully, if it's not her I'll go directly to snipe the next threads after that until I guess a mommy thread. Cheers!
>>39332547Japs fucking suck at black leaf tea though
>>39332551Exactly.>>39332555Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>39332309headache is codeword for sex
>>39332418https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
What does "ligma" mean?
>>39332545when I'm not hard it is a nub it almost completely recedes back into my body. when I am hard it's about 3in and girth is non existent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2h6pjLiwIAme is playing elden ring soon!
>>39332571yab
>>39332543go back to eating your pagpag and watching Laplus
>>39332574ligma balls
I just really like how chubby Koyori's cheeks look sometimes, her model is great.
>>39332545Why are you fascinated with dicks?
hey that's my wife on koyoris hot news!
>>39332559They can reserve the black teas for the side branches, then
>>39332581Retarded mutt has no concept of timezones, lovely.
>>39332550Hips too wide
>erofimy Iofi...
>>39332581Global timezones arnt your strongest subject I see I'll drink my tea and go and watch Laplus though. Cheers for the idea
>stream 4 times a day every day, always high tension always energetichow does the pink coyote hag do it? I get tired watching her
Holy shit imagine Koyori's 3D underboob
>>39332603cocaine is a hell of a drug
all those kisses were mine koyori
>>39332584Not just any dicks. Microdicks. And for similar reasons as to why people find freak shows fascinating.
>>39332591>>39332602>imagine going to sleep before at least 2PM. Back to /vt/ you go
>>39332614Who are you quoting?
eigo jouzu
KOYOCHAMA???????
>>39332618/jp/ board culture
>>39332614>Can't into timezones>Can't into greentextFavelamonkey...
>The sight of her leakingh-hot...
Towa is 4 things
>>39332629deepsexyvoicesmoka
Okayu does love herself some leaking and fingering
>>39332630DONTA!
she was leaking... her pee...
>>39332626Why do SEAs blame everything on the brazilian?
>>39332631Funny how it's always Okayu.
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1512186870146674689な-ほ-ね
>>39332636that is quite the coincidence
>>39332635You are off with your timezones again, Br
based subatomo wrestler
>>39332626im surprised it still alive, i thought live expectancy over there was like 20 yo or something
>>39332629pea soupvodkarackJohn
>>39332603Energy drink from all the holes
>>39332629tortellinitoweltortillatower
>>39332649Even from the ears?
which holo's do lewd asmr in member only content besides mel and noel (i'd rather just see their roommates). So far I've got:fubuki - but only in her most recent asmr's and i've jerked off to it 4 times nowRoboco - its not that lewd and I only subbed to her today but she breathes heavily in a few of them which is kinda hot. Also its not full members only, plebs get to see to then its privated for membersluna - she sucks your dick with a lolipop in one ear and jerks you off in the other with slime for lube. In the most recent one she even said shiko shiko shiko (for the EOP's, this means fapping in japanese)hachama - everyone knows what this whore does. I have a better time jerking off to fubuki/luna's asmr but at least with chama there is always someone translating in chat. Also she always lets the plebs see then restricts it for members only.marine - haven't subbed to her since january and her member only asmr's kinda suck for jerking off. the bitch talks a lot and my n4 nihongo ass aint good enough to keep up. The only memorable part for me was the occasional drain kiss, but even with that I could only get a few strokes in. Not enough to make me cum. and with how little she's been streaming I doubt she's done uploaded any member asmr content since then.choco - she does ear lick asmr on her roommates account so idc so much about membering to her just for the asmr. I like her asmr but I'd rather just see her best stuff on her roommate account. thats all I got. Who else should I know about that does member only asmr to jerk off to?
https://twitter.com/sukiyaki_i_/status/1512131086561976320Fuck Friend
>>39332653Okayu has some of the best lewd asmr streams
>>39332653coombrain begone
>>39332653okayu
>>39332653Anon, the all-cooming
>>39332658>>39332661in her member only? or the stuff for plebs?
>>39332652Especially the ears yes
>>39332653Luna is my favorite I fucking love the シコシコ thing my ASMR indie does it all the time now if Luna would do a countdown I can die happy
>>39332653Some heimin got me with Kanata ASMR
cute Azki
>>39332653i heard watama suck you off virtually in her membersheep asmr
>>39332653I heard gura does one asmr like luna's where she sucks a lolipop like she's sucking cock. dunno if it's a regular thing she does like luna though or a special occasion thing
>>39332677it's true I can confirm everyone should get membersheep
>>39332641Its like 7 or 8 in new guinea. I'm not stupid stop playing your games
wwwwwwwwwwww
>>39332677this is absolutely true
You're a fake bitch, Koyori!
Can you fucking schizos stop fighting while mayodog, the savior of hololive, is streaming?
>>39332677>watamawatamate? sounds gay
why is mio grooming koyori into a witch?
>>39332680new guinea is literally a nightmare jungle full of cannibals, they don't have internet there
NO NOT THE TAROT CARDS KOYORI
>>39332677post a clip so we can get a little cock tease at least
>>39332697SHES A WITCH AAAAHHHHH BURN HER BURN MIO TOO
>scamming people with tarot cardsi blame mioABSOLUTELY HARAM
That's witchcraft, Koyoyo, if you follow Mio down this path you'll burn in hell together
>>39332677Post it then
Nice scam, KOYORI!
>>39332696Its rude to talk about your homeland like that...
>scientist>interest in witchcraft
>>39332709it's just for research...
>>39332709>jews>scamming people with horoscopeyour point?its all business baby
>>39332709This is that witch's fault...WE NEED TO BURN THE WITCH
>>39332717Taiga....