/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What does it take to attract an abyssal girl, like a shoggoth? Do you have to be very abnormal or interesting to begin with to even catch their attention? If you aren't already somewhat insane or compelling are you shit out of luck for abyssals?

2nd for My jub jub wife meiya!

STOP CALLING JABBERWOCKS FAT SHE'S EXERCISING ON THE BEACH SEE

Hey guys long time lurker decided to join in after seeing all the wonderful pictures people have commissioned of their wives. (´・ω・｀)
Here's my cait sith oc Alice

>>39309215
Best snake

>>39309232
I have never noticed just how big her feet are. She can’t hide that delicious pudge either, I SEE IT PEEKING~

>>39309222
Pretty sure shoggoths just appear before someone who wants to "employ" them. Other than that caves and underground

Fucking furry shit belongs in trash, talk abou t it there

>>39309246
If she can suck my blood then i can suck her milk!

I wish it would warm up some more. I want to go to the beach.

>find angel sealed up like some kind of common ancient evil
>must be a clerical error
you let her out, right?

>>39309265
A fair trade

>>39309285
Only she thick hag, anything else. I’ll tip off a newbie and help him open it with a weapon I lend him

>>39309232
>>39309245
Well considering the square cube law all you need to do is look at elephant legs/feet to see why Jabber legs/feet would need to be similar.

>>39309247
Would there be enough shoggoths?

>>39309276
I’m the opposite of you, anon, it’s hot as hell where i live and i wish it would get colder

>>39309285
I suspect she's the last angel who won't use any excuse of sin to rape a man so yes I let her out so she can start fixing her peers

>>39309285
I'll always help acute angles!

>>39309245
There is no pudge don't be rude!

>>39309334
30 degree or 15? Which is acuter?

>>39309324
yeah, there's exactly enough. weird coincidence

>>39309341
I cannot lie, and see pudge, she chonk

What's the over/under on a monster giving a big speech about hearts and love to a man that's closed himself off to others?

>>39309243
my wife and I will spend our honeymoon in the cat kingdom its a long trip from lescaite

>>39309348
15 is probably more acute, but how would that angle get locked up if she's only 15?

>>39309348
15 degrees is acuter than 30 Ms. Haku. What do I win?

>>39309309
Noss is one of the best OCs ever made, she's way past sexy

>>39309388
>>39309393
30 is acuter, you get flying cow

>>39309315
holy shit, she an elephant, damn thats mean anon

>>39309436
The truth is a harsh mistress.

>>39309350
Huh... well I guess everything works out and everyone is happy in the end.

>>39309315
>>39309368
>>39309245
You people are evil

What do you do with a monster who behaves in a very creepy manner and won't stop texting you, trying to hit on you and pick you up for a date while you try to ignore her texts?

Who would win in a fight, a jabberwock or a dragon?

>>39309469
realize that monsters are usually right and start going steady with her.

>>39309469
Call up your old Bicorn friend and tell her what's going on, she'll make things right as rain!

>>39309324
>>39309350
>>39309448
I'd personally fuck off of the planet and disappear into deep space with my shogwaifu desu. Pick some barren planet out there to turn into a shogworld.

>>39309481
all a jabber needs to do is lay on the dragon to win
>>39309469
well what I did was went up to my stalker, pulled her down to my level and frenched hard, left my number and a spare key to house, she's now my gf

I will surrender and give myself up entirely to the first single monster I see

>>39309481
jabberwocks aren't particularly competitive unless it's about being lewd. jabberwock throws the match

>>39309455
sorry, i cant help but say the truth, but nothing a little cake cant fix for my chubby honey

>>39309507
>Jabber attempts to pin dragon down
>Misses
>Gets pinned down instead
>Can't get up due to her own FAT and the dragon sitting on her

>>39309487
you really think it's a good idea to hook up with a monster that behaves like an absolute creep?

>good morning, sir!
>huh? Cellphone?
>memes?
>Mongolian basket weaving forums?
>that influx of demonic energy turning you into an incubus must've given you pretty crazy dreams, huh?

>>39309535
>forgetting the extra mouth temtacles as well as lewd breath
the dragon gets played with

>>39309548
Oh, I see. I'm dying and this is one final hallucination.

>>39309232
yeah, she's totally not just there for ice cream or anything

>amazons that fight naked
>only runes/tattoos cover their body
>they are magical so their body is strong like an armor
>the magic is stronger when they don't wear clothes

>>39309215
Echinda's are amazing, just be aware of old abandoned dungeons. Getting to the bottom of one and waking up an ancient Echidna may leave you sore, tired, married to a wife with vocabulary a few millennia out of date and children on the way!

>>39309564
Protect your ice cream from them

>>39309535
it's true, Jabberwocks work like turtles, flip them on their back and they just can't get up

>>39309571
oh that sounds like fun
>>39309583
but she gives me those puppies eyes and I cant resist!

>>39309542
it'll work out fine. due to their various circumstances a lot of monsters aren't properly socialized to human customs but with a bit of patience you'll have your perfect wife in no time.

>>39309583
THere are a lot of pics of her eating ice cream!

>>39309243
the only alice we accept around these parts is a baphomet.

>>39309589
so that's another why they have such sturdy legs! and fat tails!

>>39309617
cutey pootiey!

>>39309617
there's a lot of alice

Hug centaurs

cuddle the kots

>>39309496
I want a shog momster

Reminder
https://imgur.com/a/JfSEQeD/embed?pub=true

When are monsters going to invent video games and cartoons? There's nothing to do but get raped by wild lamias and burp in front of farm holstaurs to impress their feeble little minds.

Bought this new cow at the auction, she keeps insisting she ain't a cow. Cows sure are dumb eh?

>>39309682
White horns in particular!

>>39309628
that's right, it's all biology, nothing to do with their diet I assure you

>>39309469
I would say hebi, but I think she would just kidnap you after you left her on read

>>39309703
No, no, you want to make shog a momster. If any monster would have a breeding pit it would be a shog.

>>39309709
Gee I really needed to be reminded of that travesties existence.

>>39309744
but why wouldn't a shog want to raise her own husband?

>>39309709
>reminder

FUCK OFF BOTH OF YE FAGGOTS, THE ONE POSTED THAT SHIT AND THE OTHER WHO POSTED THAT FUCKING WOJACK

>>39309816
>basedjack poster
Reddit is down the block.

Post snakes

If soijak posters are always wrong, does that mean the ntrposter is right?

>>39309831
Shut the fuck up faggot kill yourself.

>>39309831
don't fellate yourself, it's embarrassing.

lets post toasters
>>39309846
>>39309827
>>39309847
and not be like these dumbasses

I hate monster girls cause I know they hate me.

>>39309829
Snakes come in some pretty wild colors, I recently discovered that a candy cane patterned corn snake exists. It really feels like some are meant to be pretty rather than just camouflage.

>>39309849
They need a womb incubator module installed!

>>39309874
Daughteru creation units, synthmilk dispensers, and high comfort body padding is a very good standard package.

>>39309849
>tfw no fashion bot

>>39309932
I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a spooky skeleton inside your robot waifu.

>>39309215
wisp enjoyers rise up

>>39309942
Silly anon, that’s just a drawing on her bodysuit (i hope)

>>39309963
It isn't. She's transparent.

>>39309942
why yes it rattles me bones
>>39309963
nope it be a skellleton

>>39309960
Wispfags, this is your mindset.

>>39309868
Being an incel even with monster girls? Come here brother from another mother

>>39309966
>>39309970
Woah, so she really is spooky robutt waifu!

>>39309215
Easy.

>>39309976
when I see a wisp, I think of tomoko

>>39309982
I love fox

>marry a human woman
>have a son with her
>monsterize her

>>39309977
I think anon is just being mistrustful.

Roll for one monster.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

You are being stalked and obsessed over by this monster. She hasn't invaded your space or done anything in particular but has dedicated at least a few months now just to observing you and following you around from a distance. She doesn't know you've noticed her. What do you do?

>>39310003
>cuckshit
Fuck off

I love my jub jub wife and my adopted baphomet daughter!

>>39310008
>Phantom
Wait for death?

>>39310008
>zombie stalking me
cute, CUTE,EXTREMELY CUTE
iI have a feeling she be a bit chunky so I'd lure her home and fuck and cuddle her
>>39310034
why she got the rings around her eyes

>>39309215

>>39310048

>>39310058
damn, gotta pour one out for alice

Only date knight centaurs, dont aim for lower.

>>39310048
>zombie shuffling behind you, dragging her feet and making tons of noise
>thinks you can't see her when she's hiding behind a telephone pole
>sometimes forgets what she's doing and gets lost following you to new places

CUTE

>>39310078
>She has a little photo of you around her neck
>a pair of your underwear as well

>>39310058
>Now draw a frog eating a baphomet
I'll never forget frogvorefag

>based fox hates government
>bites democrat

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/aggressive-fox-reported-near-us-capitol/3017247/

>>39310040
She probably writes really dramatic, emotional fanfiction about how you're kept apart by tragic circumstances out of your control. Very chuuni.

>>39310073
all i got was this purple knightmare

>>39310008
>Raiju
Wear a faraday cage i.e. a full suit of chain or plate mail. Pray that I don't get mistaken for an Order member.

>>39310073
Strong legs to carry the weight of the centaur foal triplets i’ll be putting in her belly

>>39310008
>arachne stalker
I'd start leaving her little notes and things to try and get her to talk to me without scaring her off. I'd even leave my door open if I had to. She doesn't need to be shy, I love spiders.

>>39310008
>alarune
So thats why there's dirt everywhere!

>>39310008
>Tsurara-onna
>I live in Texas and hate the cold
I’m not sure how this could have happened or how she’s even surviving here.

>>39310078
>sometimes loses sight of you and gets sad
>you can never take the sad groans she makes so you get closer and get her to notice you
>she always makes a happy noise when she "finds" you and gets back into stalking mode
>even though your staring right at her 4 feet away

>>39310073
Knights are dorks. I prefer mercenaries because of their lack of chivalry

>>39310008
>cursed sword
guess im getting shanked, at least I can fuck the shank as well

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that ghouls can put together quite complex plans to get you, unlike zombies.....or they'll just wait for you to go outside for something and just tackle you.

>>39309976
one day i'll wake up to blue skinned beauty

>>39310008
>whitehoen
NO MS WHITEHORN, STOP IT, YOUR SCARING MEMPPHH MMPPH MMM

>>39310105
>Phantom infatuated with man with depression
>Writing an incredibly emotional script about you feeling hopeless and alone before being swept off your feet by your new Phantom wife
>Drops the script halfway through, soaked with tears at the thought of you doing something drastic while she was taking too long
>Drags you into a romantic comedy to put a bright smile on your face

>cute friendly neighbour
>friendly succ on the other side
>manage to invite them to play games
>leave to take care of something
>return
>get double teamed by the succ and your freshly corrupted neighbour

>>39310172
Hnng. You could start talking to her, go through normal introductions and even arrange a date before she realizes she's been busted. She doesn't even remember to get embarrassed until after you've already brought her home. It would be bad if she got lost and wandered all night looking for you again.

>>39310218
>she finally gets it when she wighted

>>39310161
Cold
>Can always wear more layers
>Easy to warm up
>Comfy under covers
>Not constantly sweating
>Cheaper electricity costs
Heat
>Can only take off so much
>Cooling down takes much longer
>Have to use shitty thin blankets that aren't comfy
>Constantly sweaty and sticky
>Have to pay out the ass to keep your home 70 degrees

>>39309215

>>39310224
>"Wait a minute....has he figured me out?"
>she asks herself after marriage and two children

>>39310231
hehe titty
>>39310237
>even as a wight, has her hair down over her face

>>39310217
No thanks, not interested in fags.

>>39310244
I'll gladly take all your hags.

>>39310237
>still can't shake the habit of stalking hubby
>even in their own home
>"Hey mom, why are you staring at dad behind the couch?"

>>39310008
>ren xiongmao
I'd imagine this would be the worst stalker

>>39310257
now just gimme a hag with a tag

>>39310227
Wrong, I’ll take heat over cold any day.

>>39310288
same, fucking hate the cold

>>39310278
i'd nominate wurm, sandworm and dragon zombie

>>39310300
the two that dig can be great stalkers

>>39310258
>"Shush. You're going to blow my cover!"
>husband hands her her morning coffee and gives her a kiss
>"Thanks dear, love you. Wait, I mean-."
>daughter is confused, wonders how long her mom has been scared of the coffee machine

Have I missed the "MGE world is actually a dystopia" discussion?

>>39310316
Nope, what have you got?

>>39310161
Bro you just got offered free a/c for life and a big pair of popsicles to lick, now is not the time to be asking questions.

>>39310324
if you put it that way.....

>>39310316
Yes, but you're just in time for "MGE is a terribly boring setting for an RPG campaign and KC needs to add actual conflict that isn't just Order vs Demon Lord" discussion.

I mean at least describe different types of Orc tribes or something.

>>39310322
No need to shit things up just yet, it'll start without my intervention anyway.

>>39310306
they're a bit lacking in subtlety

>>39310331
Go away, you people got chased out for a reason.

>>39310306
>great stalkers
>Dragon Zombie
She's either raping you on the spot or taking back to the cave until she wights.
>Sandworm
Taken as soon as you get to any open field.
>Wurm
You'll know where she's at when the ground is shaking. She also cant hide well.

Target spotted

There seems to be a lot of free candy in hagville.
I have to investigate.

>>39309215
Mommy snek is awfully charming.

>>39309682
Tits at face height is a nice perk.

>>39310204
>700lb, weather-proof, extremely athletic stalker that can sprint up to 75km/h
White horns are really pretty and sweet but would make horrifying yanderes.

>>39310310
>kid asks anon why wight mom acts all creepy
>he explains that it's just her way of showing affection
>to demonstrate, he looks back at her hiding spot and tells stalker wight that he loves her
>she immediately hides behind the stairs and blushes while mumbling a "I love you too...' and "Tch...caught again"

>>39310353
What I mean by that, they are very good at tracking you

Do monster girls have the same thing for evil guys that we have for evil monsters?

>>39310387
>kid grows up just like mom

>>39310243
>hair down over her face
Has potential, especially if she gets embarrassed and makes cute noises when you push back her bangs.

>>39310397
My experience in yumejo communities tells me very yes

>>39310377
Especially after the velvet just came off their horns

>>39310397
>Good girls go for bad guys
>Bad girls go for good guys

>>39310397
I’ll be the clown anti hero then

>>39310421
But Krampus explicitly likes to go for bad guys so bad girls also go for bad guys. Houri also go for good guys so this makes no sense!

>>39310278
No, they'd probably be pretty parkour-capable and peek from unexpected angles. They're pandas, not sloths.

>>39310430
Forgetting someone anon?

>>39310449
I don't think so

teach your daughters not to rape

>>39310377
Isn't that really big for a deer? Are you calling her fst?

>>39310467
I'm sure mom will give them some great seduction lessons.

>>39310365
I have also heard of free copies of elden ring

>>39310430
>Krampus isn't considered good
She's punishing evildoers anon if that's not good then I don't know what is. Houris go after those in need of love and devoted to Eros but still can't get a girl this makes them neutral allowing them to go after good or evil guys

>>39310469
I was thinking in moose sizes, female caribou are 250ish, plus human torso would probably put her a little over 300. Not that I would turn away a thick white horn.

>>39310454
A certain tall clown that’s right behind you?¿

>>39310501
Yeah there's nothing there anon. Bogies are pretty evil though so that counts.

>>39310365
course there's free candy, those hags got to be thicc somehow

>>39310500
>I was thinking in moose sizes
I figured. Also, I kind of want a moose white horn to casually mog some centaur now.

>>39310497
>She's punishing evildoers anon if that's not good then I don't know what is
She's still evil anon
Also:
>>Houris go after those in need of love and devoted to Eros but still can't get a girl
>They are easily drawn to men who accumulate good deeds, and sometimes multiple houris will love the same man.
Confirmed good girls going after good men.

Do multitailed lolibaba foxes consider single tailed older looking foxes hags even though they're much younger than them?

>>39310524
Fox hags are like fine wine

>>39310008
>dragon zombie
OH GOD OH FUCK

>>39310532
>moose white horn
>HUGE, muscular, aggressive, has a cute angry face
>hot, steamy breath with a tendency to huff big clouds when she gets excited
>in mating season goes into full baby crazy mode, packs on a little thickness and is capable of flipping over cars to get to you
>crushes you with bear hugs and tosses you around like a ragdoll when she's happy
>usually very gentle and sweet but gets hellhound-level aggressive when she smells you're ready to mate

i want to be at a cupids mercy

>>39310008
how the fuck did she not realise everyone know she have been following me?

>>39310533
Krampus is more akin to batman, except she's got big tits!

>>39310661
Maybe she thinks her clever plan of closing her worm mouth to hide her human body was working.

Which dwarf girl will you pick?

>>39309215
Don't tell this- or atleast, do not remind Fallen Goddess Monstergirls or any Pandemonium aligned monsters that their sexy lewd lustful crusade failed to corrupt and monsterize the high elf homeland. Do not remind Fallen Goddess and Pandemonium aligned monstergirls that the high elves successfully fended off the Fallen Goddess invasion. Many Fallen Goddess and Pandemonium aligned monstergirls that are old enough still seethe and are butthurt that they failed to monsterize the high elves. And failed to corrupt the high elf queen because her Phoenix guard boyfriend saved her.

>>39310678
So she's a huge jerk?

>>39310008
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Kesaran_Pasaran
Well... she's cute I guess.

>>39310278
gargoyles are probably the best stalker. whenever you turn around there's just some weird statue.

>>39310718
>got whipped by Ms Krampus.

>>39310008
>Ryu
Explains the weird weather patterns. She's getting too distracted with stalking me to realize she's destabilizing the weather.
I'll just approach her and get it over with.

>>39310744
>Weeping angels from doctor who but with a gargoyle
Monster girls are good at the whole fear boner thing.

>>39310744
>>39310758
>constantly freezes in lewd poses

>>39310763
>Turn away from squatting gargoyle
>Turn back
>She's now in a standing splits spreading her pussy
>Turn away
>Turn back
>She's now doing the jack-o pose with her ass towards you
>Turn away
>She got too close and now has you

>>39310763
>it becomes a game of seeing what the statue in the front yeard is doing today
>yesterday she was just bent over, showing off her huge round ass
>this morning she was in a jack'o pose, looking embarrassed
>one day she's gone from her normal spot on the lawn
>you go outside to look around and jump when you see her right next to the door, making the most intense ahegao you've ever seen

>>39310813
We're not so different, you and I.

>>39310816
obviously you should push the statue back to where it was

>>39310832
if it's too top heavy it could fall on you

>>39310832
No, stick your finger in her mouth and see what happens.

>>39310839
>push the statue but it wont budge
>comment out loud that its too heavy for you
>turn around and then look back
>statue has a sad look in her eyes while her hands are pinching her belly
please to be mean to your lawn ornaments

Is a gargoyle in her stone form rough or smooth, how warm is she or is she cold like stone?

>>39310008
>Troll
>Recently catching glimpses of an ornate dress in the shade
>Huge footprints in my garden appearing overnight
>Hear a yelp while coming home from the store
>A large mamono fall out of an alleyway and is sprawled on the sidewalk
>Approach her to ask if she's alright but she turns away seemingly embarassed
>She tries to say 5 things at once before she runs back down the alley
>Okay
>Get home and set my groceries down
>Notice my back door is off its hinges
>Walk into my garden and notice new footprints
>I turn around to leave only to bump into someone
>Look up and see the drooling face of the mamono I saw on the way home
>She grabs onto my shirt with her large hands
>Before I can say anything she pulls my entire body up for a long messy kiss
>Gently lays me down on the soil while flowers begin to bloom in her hair
>Happy I installed privacy Fencing for what happened next

Followed by marriage, clearly.

>>39310858
Poetic that the way trolls work she gets more meek and shy the more time she spends lurking in the shadows, but comes to life when she finally reveals herself back out in the sun.

>>39310744
>>39310758
>>39310763
>>39310813
>>39310816
>>39310832
>>39310839
>>39310840
>>39310855
What if I were to try being an edgelord and get a sledgehammer or tell the Stalker Gargoyle:

>"That's it! I'm gettin' me Mallet!!!"

Basically threaten to hammer her to dust. Not that i hate mamonos. I just wana be left alone because not looking for a date damn it!

>>39310524
Stop that.
Stop making me more dependent on fox hags.

Holy fuck I NEED a fox hag.

Orcs, as you can see, are a primitive and brutish race; slaves to their own subhuman desires and instincts.

Abhorrent to behold, a blight upon all senses and a scourge to mankind.

Go to sleep

>>39309982
MOMAGI

>>39310952
I know, isn't it great?

>>39310954
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

>>39310985
The ideal state of a monster.

>>39309243
kill yourself

>>39310947
and they need you

>>39310008
>Ryu
No wonder the weather has been so good recently. Better go visit her shrine.

>>39310008
>spin the wheel
>get a fucking alp
>hit the spin button again immediately

>>39310102
Tamamo really going wild.

>>39310524
>>39311030
Don't Kitsunes use shapeshifting to assume these forms?
If that's the case, then that means they're assuming the shape of a fat-bottomed, huge-breasted hag on purpose.

>>39311098
Based fox knows that i want my child to take shape in the belly of a hag

>>39311030
I desire nohting more than to find a lonely fox hag and bless her with a massive family.
The entire house must be mofu.

>>39311062
fag

>>39311108
Every fiber of my being is yelling at me to lunge into the turbosoft zone and receive a lap pillow and boobhat at the same time.

>>39311119
And get wrapped in tails too. Then you can just lie there, getting your head scritched while you listen to your kid kick around inside her

Foxgirls are for impregnation

>>39311108
>>39311126
why do foxes always get the most perfect thick art, it's not fair

>>39311126
An unending kiss assault on her belly.
also
Kids, atleast 4 of them.

>>39310008
>Tritonia
GONNA FUGG DAT SLUG

>>39311133
>Governor of a whole province
This is an important Fox.

>>39311133
That is their scheme, you'll think of nothing but the urge to blend blood with foxkind, it can derail a thread in seconds
>>39311131
This anon is already lost

>>39311145
I want an empress fox.

I love fox

>>39311161
Wicked, ancient evil foxes are arguably even more important.

>>39311161
Is that what you truly want, for Humanity to be ruled over by fluffy-tailed, Fox overlords?

>>39311155
>that nipple
I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO FOXES
I DO NOT DESIRE FOX MILK
I AM STRONG
I HAVE TO BE STRONG

>>39311176
Aaah, it's too late, you need to go get the shinto priest if you want the thread back..

I'll never trust Foxes, especially not the easy going ones that wrap their arm around my shoulders and lead me around town showing the gaijin all the cool places to go!

>>39310008
>Unicorn
Can already imagine one threatening other women with a knife if they get close "close" in this case being within a block of my person

>>39311174
Yes, if you want a vision of the future imagine Fox's mofu crushing all who oppose her benevolent rule.

>>39311199
We have conversion therapies for those who harbour the delusion of resistance

>>39311233
Me in the middle

>>39311195
>yandere unicorn sharpens horn with malicious intent
>stamps her hooves and scratches ridges into the floor
>grinds her teeth and shakes with jealous anger
>eyes radiate with violence
>soft face is still only able to make a cute pout

>>39311248
That's why it would be scary, despite how demure unicorns are it's important to remember they're the size of horses with razor sharp horns. In folktales they can kill lions

>>39311190
>>39311199
>>39311233
I've failed.
I've become a slave to foxes.
I exist to breed mofu.
This was my fate all along.

>>39311272
That's a good boy

so, what are we all doin tonight?

>>39309232
more like blubberwock

>>39311294
thinkin bout thicc

>>39311303
kot

>>39311289
Fuck that's a hot fox

>>39310365
GPU prices went through the roof not because of the miners, but because of the hags after they realized times changed.

>>39311321
kots like these are for snuggling into cuddlecats who whine when you aren't around.

>>39311327
Surely a hag wouldn't come up and offer you a brand new gpu if you followed her home, right?

>>39311133
>Fuwa province
Now there's somewhere to live.

>>39310008
>Kunoichi

Fitting, I’d set out signs that I’m looking for a gf

>>39311784
>Horny virgin lives here

>>39310008
>flow kelp
I sit on the beach making sand castles every day but never go in the ocean until I know she's absolutely desperate and starts getting impatient, then I finally give he what she wants.

>>39311900
A high tide on a windy day may bring her closer to you than you initially assumed

>>39311954
Well then it's just nature wanting it to happen, I guess. Not like I'd resist (except just to make things more exciting when I finally lose to her)

>>39311900
It's easy to forget how gorgeous Flow Kelps are.
Most plant girls are both beautiful and underappreciated.

Fight swordlim! get rewards based on how long you survive!

Question for monogamy fags. If you had to have a multi-species harem of at least 4 girls who'd you choose?

>>39312173
>Clueless lv1 Anon tries his chance because he needs the money for house repairs
>Swordlim has pity on him and lets him survive long enough for a handsome reward
>Anon now has a fanatic Lizardman follower constantly harassing him

>>39312183
>Eel
>Demon
>Smart cow
>Bicorn
The first three are my top three and the fourth is a harem manager. Bicorns aren't even my favorite horse, but I'd need help with this.

>>39312173
i wonder if we'll get to see selene at her max?

>>39312244
Let me guess
>Traditional wife Eel
>Demon that acts both like an ancient evil and an innocent teenager
>By the books Smart Cow
>Bicorn who is kind and understanding, but fearsome when she gets angry

>>39312183
Holstaur
Minotaur
Hakutaku
Troll

>>39312183
>hellhound
>mantciore
>cheshire
>raiju

>>39312246
I feel like you could make an "alucard vs luke" fight with selene, if she decided to do the demon seduction stuff
>Now you'll see, how real succubi do battle!

>>39312274
>Eel
Yes. Also a goof.
>Demon
No, she's "lazy" in that her contract is lax and she doesn't go all out on mommy dom. Basically all teenager in your comparison. I just want a blue succ.
>Haku
Yes. I don't have a very good mental image of this one, though.
>Bicorn
Not quite. Basically, genderbend Dr. Phil, monsterize her, and stick her torso on a horse. Not scary, but will make you feel like an absolute heel if you're being one.

>>39312183
Lich
Grizzly
Owl Mage
Bunyip
I’m strict monogamy but I just can’t seem to decide on one. Chimera might be an option.

>>39312183
Jinko
Shoggoth
White Horn
Werebat

>>39312570
>Everything thinks the Shoggoth merely acts as the maid and is the lowest ranked wife
>In reality the entire house is Shog, she knows everything and has absolute control of the place

>>39312614
I'd rather a house where floor is made out of floor

>>39312752
>Not letting your shog be floor
This is abuse.

>>39312752
Can Lava Golem be the floor?

>>39312752
>She's not home
>"how can you tell?"
>the floor is made out of floor

>>39312512
Why are you so into monogamy that you cannot have more than one?

>>39312889
I would be too worried about not distributing affection equally. I don’t want one of them to feel like I’m playing favorites or not giving them enough attention. Things like Dopp potions exist, but I would still feel bad.

>>39312801
I'm imagining a smiling shog face stretched to cover an entire floor and I can't sto͔͓p ̻̹̦̤s̭͎̗̤ṃ̳͍͎i͈̫̱͖̥l̞̜͚in̙͔̘͔ͅg͎̹͈̦͖̪̬ ̧̥m̘̟̳̺̖͉y̢͖͚̟͇̪ͅs͉̩͍͙e̞̙̺̪̥͕̮
l͍̱̟̙͚͞f̡̫̰̦͉͟͟ͅ ̝͈̼̳h̳͎͕̼͡͠ą̵̨͈̠̜̼̻̩h̼͓͕̜͚̰͙͢ͅà̷̯̹̹͝h̝͔̗͈̺̕͞a̟̟̹̥͉̕͜͡h̸̴̘͉̜͇̦͓̱̞͚̞̙̮͕͉͎̥͓̮̀͟á̛̬̗͔͕͖͝h̵̸̢̙̫̞͓̹̠͓̮̳͙̞͕̥̯a̷̢̨͇͈͔̤̤̭̺͈̤͉̳̕

>>39312930
This is my problem as well. Add to that the fact that I'm an introvert and will want alone time no matter how much I love these women and it just gets worse. Tje happiest harem setup for me would be a relationship of convenience more than a traditional romance, I think. Kind of like having a few roommates that you generally agree with and also fuck, but then babies happen?

>>39312982
So you want the whole popular pyrow clique not just the head one.

>>39313014
Monospecies harems are boring; I want to be a Sultan with pussy on call. Preferably pussy that understands me. I guess a harem in the MGE sense could work for me as long as all of the girls have their own things going and aren't especially clingy or jealous, but I don't much care for the idea outside of getting my dick wet a different way every night.

I'm a sleazy romantic.

Are zombie turned wights as equally haughty as their pure wight cousins?

hot dog makes cute expressions when you give her affection

>>39313231
That's an alien

>>39313231
They're more likely to be humble since they know first-hand what it's like to be a commoner.

>Anon falls for the Wonderland degenerate memes
>Goes to Wonderland
>Hooks-up with a cheshire cat at a bar
>Tells her all his /d/egenerate fetishes
>She gives him a look of complete and utter disgust
>She goes on stage and grabs a mic
>She proceeds to bully anon with jokes in front of the whole bar, making fun of his fucked up interests
>Everyone laughs at him including her
>She takes him home and fucks him anyways

>tfw i missed fox hag powerhour
AHHHHHHHHHH

>TFW NO TACTICAL LOLIBABA SABBATH

lightning elemental when?

wurm dark mage is the cutest dark mage

>>39313595
Have a magical girl cosplaying as a magical girl instead.
I don't think we'll ever get a modern army sabbath. Might be lucky to get a knightly one with cute musketeer familiars.

Reject weak flesh monsters, their weak wombs pale in comparison to synth wombs

>>39313685
But why not tactical magical girl?

>>39313702
>still cam divide by 0
Dumb bot

>>39311131
This

Mofu must block out the sun, so get that fox to work

>>39313621
any slyph can do that. lightning is a subset of wind, because lightning is just static electricity from particles in the air rubbing against each other because of temperature differences, causing areas of low and high pressure, and because all the particles creating static it causes the area in the sky and ground to be ionized.

>>39313651
How are her lizardry skills?

>>39313758
You know, haku's don't teach you how to be a feckin joykill

>>39313748
Just tell me wherre those fox hags and I'll stick 'em and rape 'em, that'll show those foxes whose boss
>>39313780
Da best in class

>>39313780
she got an A+ in lizardomancy from her still single dark mage professor

>Biggest mean insult you could give a mamono
What would it be?

>>39313877
lmao no eggs
infertile
dumbo
benis shrinker

>>39313864
>When the students show up at graduation with their bfs and husbands and the professor is still single
That must be painful

>Walk into lamia's tea shop
>She's stocking the shelf
>You notice no ring on her fingers (sweet, she's single!)
>Ask her a question about some tea and if it's good with X
>She starts to ramble on about it
>Stick your finger in her ear, digging in there a bit
>She's frozen in confusion
>Pull out finger and walk away before she gathers a reaction
>Sniff finger in full view of her
>She asks "What the fuck?"
>Continue to walk away without elaborating further

>>39313899
>Sorry ma'am, you make my dick softer than cotton candy

>>39313940
imma on purpose, no bullshit, fail her c'ass with the lowest grade possible so I can spend some time with her
>>39314002
>giving a poor lamia a earplay fetish

Clowns are not funny, not scary, not sexy

>>39314105
who can one man be so wrong?

>>39314105
It's impressive how you can say so many wrong things in just one sentence.

Hey guys, does anyone here knows what happened to this writefren, touchfluffysnail?

>>39310008
>nightmare
Trap her the usual way I guess, get myself a shy, awkward, and cute dreamhorse wife.

Milk is just filtered blood. Think about that the next time your vampire wife sucks your blood. You'll be sucking out her's too.

>>39314202
Milk is milk

>>39314213
Mammary glands filter blood in the breasts, converting it into milk. Essentially, it's filtered blood that you're drinking.

>>39314232
MILK IS MILK

>>39314232
Everything you eat is sunlight and water.

>>39314232
Ms Haku is being mean again!! And she wonders why she still single

This is what you should do to take care of your cocogoat
>Having consensual loving sex for the purpose of breeding with your coco wife!
>Lovingly embracing her and celebrating when she tells you the good news!
>Watching her belly get a little bump and seeing it grow little by little!
>Giving her newly sore and full breasts relief by drinking her milk!
>Hearing her say that the milk is "meant for the babies" and asurring her that she has enough to share!
>Satisfying all of her pregnant cravings, even the more intimate ones!
>Giving your coco wife's round and heavy baby bump kisses and cuddles as you both feel your babies moving inside her!
>Preparing your house for the arrival of your little bundles of joy!
>Being there for your coco wife when the time of the birth comes, reassuring her she did wonderful!
>You and your coco wife being caring and loving parents for your little coco kids!
>Being proud of every achievement of your kids!
>Laughing with them as their grandma tells them childhood stories of their mom!
>Being one happy family with the cocogoat!

>>39314264
You're not understanding, anon. We she starts boasting about how vampires are superior to humans or whatever. How consuming anything other than blood is degenerate. You can nerd out on her and more or less claim you too are a vampire because you technically drink her blood too. Think anon, THINK!

>>39314312
>tfw she actually believes it

>>39310008
>inari
3m fox stalking you

>>39314295
Stop it, my world is coming undine...undone.

>>39314132
He is right though the only funny clown was Pennywise and he is retired now

Monster gf of your dreams but she straight from the 80s in both musical taste dress and style

>>39314623
I can live with that as long as she keeps the outdated slang down.

>>39314623
This is ideal though?

Don't trust to foxes, anon. They can brainwash you with their pussies and tails.

>>39314658
>don't trust to foxes
Another drop out from Ms. Haku's English class

>>39309215

ignore bait, post fox or big fox get mad

>>39314704
This is your future, big fox

Does your waifu know any magic?

>>39314726
my bogie wife definitely does, shes always right behind me somehow

>>39314726
She only knows one spell, it makes my dick bigger.

>39314693
>>/jp/thread/S39266974#p39283500_1

>>39314752
how many times did she have to use the spell, anon?

>>39314726
Cute magic

>>39314781
honestly greenwormanon, your wife gives me diabetes with how cute she is

>>39314773
Every time she wants to wrestle! She does this cool magical dance, where she takes her clothes off and shakes her hips! I can feel the energies just flowing into my crotch!

>>39314802
>>39314802
anon, i think thats called sex, not wresteling

>>39314680
Sorry for my ESL-english, Haku-sama...

>>39314819
Sex is wrestling with custom rules.

>>39314819
Nuh uh! She assured me it's an old ritual passed down through generations of the Cow Witches!

>>39314800
She really is too cute at times

>>39314835
i think shes taking advantage of how either naive or slow you are, but it's okay. She can do all the tuff stuff like thinking for you!

>>39314726
Siths are very magical and intelligent creatures. Although the entry is a bit unclear I assume 'even able to cast magical spells' means that their magical power is noteworthy.
Since everyone in mge can learn some magic if they want I guess?

>>39314827
just remember to say it in your head to see if it makes sense

>>39314829
and everyone wins, even the one who got pinned

>>39314726
my wurm wife does and so does my jabber wife

Like it or not, men belong to sharks.

>>39314967
and how they gonna get out the water?

>>39314989
Sharknado.

>>39314989
Magic

magus anon are you still around?

>Huge hulking ochi
>Scars, heavy armor, a terrifying glare from the slits of her mask.
>Has a positively adorable face that embarrasses her.
Bodyguards are lovely.

>>39315011
she needs to learn how to walk first
>>39315041
im thinking she big and strong fat

>>39315074
Exactly.
WIth one of those big spiked clubs she wields with skill and ease.
And that chub is best for molestation in bed.

>>39315009
>wake up
>go out to my porch
>theres a mershark laying on my front porch
>LOL, go back inside and grab some meat
>put it on a string and cast it out
landfishing

>>39309215

I want a salamander who insist of fighting me naked.

>>39315126
i love silly hats! imma pt silly hats on every monster I meet

>>39315011
Much better

>>39315104
>tfw you are fast and agile, so you like messing with your bodyguard by quickly taking her mask off, frenching her hard and quickly then putting her visor down

>>39315011
I want to get a thigh job from her.

>>39315173
damn, that shark got some THICC thighs
>>39315144
so a celtic salamander?

>>39315209
>celtic salamander?
imagine the tattoos and fabulous ginger hair

>>39315192
Are you implying that your Ochi-bodyguard would sink so low as to try and take revenge on you for such an act?
So silly, she is her lord's to use as he sees fit....but for his own good she will need to make sure that all his energy is burned off before he goes to sleep that night lest he have a restless night.

>>39315209
>so a celtic salamander?
I wasn't even thinking about that but yes, very much yes.

>>39315218
and she loves shitting on the roman wans

>>39315234
>"Roman Dogs go home."
>....But we're wolves.

>>39315221
for that, she gets more teasing and pudge groping

>>39315277
Anon no, do you want that bed to break?

>>39315284
she already broke it before by sitting on it, I sleep on her

>>39310008
>werecat
I pspspsps at her