/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How do I make my shog maid happy?

>>39283632
Just stop resisting anon.

>>39283632
give her a hug, eat her cooking and tell her how great she is!

>>39283632
Do whatever the voices tell you to do.

I want a disposable Troll one night stand, and find another one if I end up liking them

>>39283632
Can shogs get pregnant? Or do they bud or lay eggs? What kind of creature are they?

My love for spicy dogs is bottomless

>>39283678
they can make organs so womb birth isn't unfeasible but the general expectation would be division like most slimes.

>>39283621
>First day as a teacher at Monster High School
>You already have a fanclub drooling over you and following you to your house.
What do you do?

YOu must be a loser to end up with a mob-faced monstergirl

>>39283766
what does that even mean???

>>39283621
Hummingbirds are THIRSTY

>>39283785
She looks like she would enjoy some strawberry kiwi juice.

>>39283785
yes, and they kiss deeply along with the feeling of their rapid heartbeat for an exotic experience!!

>>39283785
I really hope we get some Huitzilopotchli hummingbird harpies when we find out more about ocelomeh land.

>>39283702
Google the hag seduction speedrun guide to land myself another teacher or even the principal

>>39283822
decent amount of the students too

>>39283695
Sweet smile, cute freckles, and works as a nurse? I have no strong feelings on hellhounds but this one looks like wife material to me.

>>39283836
All i need in life is a heckwife and a heckdaughter to wish a good day in school every morning

>>39283695
>>39283827
Impossibru!

Hellhounds are better known to being barbaric warriors. Or at best, they're Military Grunts as Heavy Assault units.

How do you get monsters to wear pants? I'm worried they're going to notice me staring if this keeps up

God I wish that was me

>>39283956
Thats an appropriate amount of tiddy.

>>39283895
I prefer spiders but a comfy domestic life like that is a great goal regardless of species. I like to headcanon that scary or aggressive species just happen to make particularly good mothers when they settle down.

>>39283702
Mrs Haku the waifu you acquired at the job interview invites them in for
Milk cookies and a stern talking-to.

>>39283632
Tell her you want to become one.

>>39283956
How do they have sex?

>>39284028
>>39283642
>>39283640
These are all correct

>>39284015
Tiger moms not necessarily the jinko kind need to be dicked by their husbands into going easy on their daughters so the daughters don't grow up weird

>>39284121
this is the third thread now. that's a sandworm, not a shog.

>>39284129
post soft jinkos

>>39284154
Ok I lied

>>39284129
Tiger Mom Cheshire that bully's you relentlessly into becoming a responsible man.

>>39284190
>Frustrated anon believes his Zipanguese doujins and rapes her
>Chesh mom tells him if he wants to start his own family it's going to take more responsibility and pushes him even harder
No winning with these cheshs I tell ya

>>39284206
I can picture it in an angry engrish accent.
> You cum to quickry, do it again.

>>39284136
Are you implying that a cosmic entity cannot transform itself to look like others?

>>39284249
fuck, nearly all wonderland girls are so fucking breedable, why must i be attracted to the crazy chicks?

>>39284249
>you get emotionless sex until you can last more than five minutes
>five minutes is a C- by the way, that gets you a slightly raised eyebrow

What do you get a monster girl as a gift? I bet most human-ish ones (like kiki) want the usual thing but what about more exotic girls? Sandworms? Hellhounds? What would you get them?

>>39284259
>sadnworm
Block of salt for flavouring her meals. Or a giant piece of jewelry
>Hellhound
Whatever you would get a normal girl. Which she is

>>39283640
The only correct answer

>>39284259
I got my wife meiya a gold ring she wears around her neck for her first birthday, although.. the fluff hides it from sight.

>Dark Elf in your adventuring party says you wear your armor well.
>But follows up by saying you'd look better in a kitchen wearing nothing but an apron, cooking her dinner.

I want a monster girl to understand me. I don't care if she won't be my partner who agrees with me on a lot of things, I just want a friend who knows where I'm coming from with what I say.

>>39284190
>>39284206
>Tiger Mom Cheshire that bully's you relentlessly into becoming a responsible man.
>Tiger Mom Cheshire

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

>>39284259
>Atlach-Nacha
A shortwave radio that way she can enjoy listening to all the strange broadcasts while she spins her web.
That or just some tasty food she hasn't tried yet. You can never go wrong with a good meal.

>>39284279
This is why you go solo! No risk of your party members becoming harem members and ending the adventure early! I don't care if a high level party sends an invite I'm just ignoring it!

>>39284279
I'd pretend to be insulted, arguing I'm not some piece of meat, but deep down I do secretly want to be a househusband.

*blocks your path*

>>39284056
very carefully

>>39284285
Mistress Shoggi understands you Anon

>>39284266
Could a shoggoth mentally scar children?

>demon neighbor has been around a lot lately
>she's usually doing something outside and waves you down for a chat when you come home
>she seems to have a habit of cooking too much for herself, every few days you get some really nice leftovers
>fairly often she asks you to come help fix or replace something, then insists you stay for coffee
>she likes to sit really close next to you on her couch and lean into your shoulder or grab you while she's talking
>for some reason she laughs really easily, even at your crappiest jokes
>sometimes she spaces out while you're chatting and stares until you repeat yourself, it's really weird
>frequently if you knock on her door she answers half-undressed, always in the middle of laundry or just come out of the shower
>just recently she saw you give your signature for a delivery and got very flushed, looking feverish
>she's such a nice neighbor, you hope she's doing ok

>>39284383
Can miss shoggers take me on a galactic adventure?

>>39284383
Shog milk on tap

>>39284285
boy do i have just the lady for you

>>39284332
>Anon decides to become a solo adventurer
>Takes on 4 stars difficulty quest to stop a rampaging Dark Mage
>He got the Dark Mage cornered
>She uses a spell to call reinforcements
>A pear shaped short Succumage wearing a silly hat appears in a bathtub
>She's a 12 stars threat, immune to most forms of damage and her only weakness is anal
>Anon somehow cleared the quest but now has an overpowered partner who demands hourly sex

>>39284439
>A pear shaped short Succumage wearing a silly hat appears in a bathtub
This is suspiciously specific.

>>39284425
Very much so
>>39284427
It helps one’s connection grow deeper with her

I'm thinking about doing like a stand-up show but making jokes about monster girls. I'm out of ideas but >>39283695
Well, you know? Better for you to have a bottomless love than a homless dog

>>39284429
I don't want a Mindflayer to read my mind because she'll have a constant smug grin after learning about my fetishes.
They're already smug to begin with, no man can handle that much smug.

>>39284415
I'm going to sneak into her house, steal her contract template, sign it and hand it over to her!

>>39283621
Overwatch is requesting units to refresh and resolve. Cognitive dissonance will not be tolerated. N̵e̶g̶a̸t̴i̸v̸e̸.̴.̵.̷ ̴M̵e̴m̴o̶r̷i̷e̵s̴ ̵i̶n̵c̴l̸u̷d̴e̷d̵.̶ ̵U̴p̴d̴a̷t̷e̵ ̴i̶s̷ ̵l̷i̶v̵e̴.̴ ̸A̷c̵c̸e̷p̷t̴a̵n̶c̸e̴ ̴i̴s̶ ̸m̶a̶n̶d̸a̵t̷o̴r̶y̶.̷

C̵͓̪͊͐́̏̃ơ̵̺͇͎p̷̩̤͕̥̭̿̾̔͠y̷̗͍̻͐ͅ.̶̨͍̯̈́͐̇̚ ̷̤̱̥́͝A̸̼͇̺͖̐̀̚c̸̞̝͓͔̍̓̂c̸͎̪̔̉̕ë̸̬́͊͌͐̌p̵͍͉̉̋͝t̷͎͑̽ě̶̩͓d̴͈͑.̴̣̻̎ ̶̟͌͠͠U̵̮͈̭̓̿̀͛͊ͅp̴̛̤̀̎̈́d̶͙̳̙͗́͜a̶̰͠ť̸͈̼̾͝i̸̬̝͍̠͋͊ǹ̴̤͕̦̞g̶̛̩̪̫ ̶͕̗̜͚̼̌̀̎̚c̴̮͔̞̯͒̐̄͐o̵̖̠̾̊͐͂̋g̵̖̈́̈́̐͠͝n̸̹̑̈́ï̷̩̞̌̓̈́̈́t̷̼̗́̂̉̋ḯ̷̧̩̻͔͒v̸̺̙̘̥̙͘ȩ̵̭̗̮̽̓̃̽̿ ̷̛͓̝͖ͅs̸̮͖͒u̷̼̇̇̋̉͜p̸͚̪̘̑͛̍̀͜p̸̮͔͔͑̋̊ŗ̷̹̈́̚ḙ̷͍̠̽̂͊ṡ̸͈̘͓̳̳͂̓̓s̵̳̖͕̝̬͊̊͒͐͆i̵̪͉͕̥̹̒͊̓͐͗o̸̝̯̤̯̎n̵̥̮͊̋̒́͛ͅ ̷̼̜̒̉͊́b̴͎̋͗͐͒̎i̴̭̗͍̪̊ȍ̵̬̃ḓ̷̎̈́͂͠͝à̷͚͊t̵̡̪̖͚̥̍̽̏̆s̸͈̥̳̥̦̆̈̚.̶̨̝̝͚̈́̈́̓͑͐ͅ ̸̝͚͎̭̞̏̉Ṷ̶̧͓͔̉̈́̆p̵̻͑͛̓̑̄d̶̡̘̙͒ȃ̴͕̓̓̓t̴̫͔̩̃e̸̜̯͇͍̥͌̎̕͠ ̷̫̜͋c̵̤̓͠o̴̖̦̎ṃ̷̭̉̉͐͗p̸̢̠̝͐̍l̷̠̃e̷̞̜̯̋̓͜ţ̶͓̮̄͠e̴̤̰͉͆̆̕ ̵̰̭̋̐̽̄i̶̬͍̔̇̎͊͝ṉ̶̨͍̖̈͂̓̾ ̷̩͉̣͕͆̈̍̄T̵̨̩̥͐͜ͅ ̷͚͉̀͒̔͂͝m̸̫̚i̶̛͈̯̭̭͊̈́͜ṅ̸̢̖͖̜͌͋͝ǔ̴̢͔̓̓̊s̸̯̮̦̖͌͘ ̸̼́t̴̮h̴̳̘͔͛͛̆̍͠r̵͌̔̆̏͜e̶̹̤̍͋̓͗̽e̴͉͌ͅͅ ̶̱̱̘̩͊̔̕š̸̘̥͈̻̂͂͝ȩ̷̝̫̓͊̆̈́̕c̷͇̄̇́o̶̰̿͗̔ṅ̸̡̘̊̑̃d̸̞̝̂ş̴̛̩̰͙͛̉̍͌.̷̥̐͒̃̋͝.̸̦̣̜͕͊.̶̺͎̜̄ ̴̥̰͙̒̈ Dissonance resolved.

>>39284568
>Contract has a clause about cuddles while watching mecha anime every Thursday night
Too late to back out now.

>>39284568
That sounds like a great way to get slammed against a wall and have your clothes burned off with hellfire, anon.

Absorbency

>>39284640
Always wondered whether that would make them super mad for spoiling the fun of terms negotiations, or get them horny as fuck because they can come up with anything and you can't refuse.

My curiosity got the best out of me and I ended up watching the first episode of an anime where a guy gets isekaid, girl posing as his waifu shows up, shows him around and when she confirms he really is an isekaid guy with OP powers.... mercilessly kills him by stabbing him in the brain. Now I feel bad, shouldnt had watched it. Gimme some isekais where the MC finds his waifu to cheer up, specially if you know what anime Im talking about, something that is like what would had happened if the girl wasnt a bitch and the guy not betrayed. Ironically, like The Order, the girl belongs to a church of sort. So take this as a warning anons, if you find yourselves in MGE never trust order women and never let your guard down in general.

>>39284731
Imagine sitting down with a Demon for what is meant to be lengthy negotiations with a lifetime of repercussion, only to say yes to whatever she's asking before she even finishes her sentences.
After a few requests she'll start asking for terms she thinks you'd never accept.
>She gains full control of your orgasms
>Forbidden fertility spell applied to your balls
>You're only allowed to eat her homemade cooking
>She gets to choose the family pet (a pig)

Is it true what they say, that devils never cry?

>>39284830
I don't know anon, if you take a defeated CC demon who has given up on love, drinks as she wallows in despair and cries herself to sleep every night, and then shower her with love and affection...

Yeah I think she will cry.
A lot.

>>39284830
devils may cry

Be proud.

>>39284256
You yearn for the chaos
You wish it to consume you

>>39284889
No Demon is that desperate unless she's 7 feet tall and convinced men refuse to marry girls taller than they are.
>She keeps seeing all the cute short Devils getting married in her neighborhood
>The one time she found a man taller that herself, he was already married to a titan dragon

>>39285095
Who knows anon, maybe she thinks she is too old, maybe she just thinks she is unworthy, maybe she spent her entire life focussing on a career and doesn't know how to flirt anymore.

Or maybe, just maybe...

She was hoping that (you) would spoil her, pat her head, call her a good girl and cuddle at any opportunity.

What he's thinking
>this is awesome, I can't believe that dragon let me ride her
What she's thinking
>there's a cave about halfway up that mountain that he can't enter or leave without flying

>>39285159
Is it the snuggle cave?

>>39285134
>doesn't know how to flirt anymore.
I can imagine her landing a date with a local hero and the first thing she does is ask him if he's ok with inverted nipples.

Please be nice to and cherish the sleep mice!

>>39285184
>inverted nipples
F-fuck

>>39285196
I can't think of a comfier nap than one in a pile of Dormice after a nice snack of warm milk and cookies.
Of course, the mice will be slightly on the softer side from all that snacking.

The hardest part of living in an ice castle isn't the cold.
It's picking who to spend the night with.

Let her slime you

'ate memecats
'ate spicy dogs
'ate succs with dicks
'ate gigantic boob posters

Simple as

>>39285664
What's gigantic boob to you

>>39285664
goddamn vorefags

>>39285680
You know that artist that has drawn twenty million pics of Ran Yakumo with giant tits? That + anything bigger is just awful

>>39285664
>'ate succs with dicks
w-what, did I miss something?

>>39285697
Gay

>>39284415
Invite her over for a game of twister, anon!

>>39283621
>edition

>>39284619
Reminder guys, Overwatch says to stop lewding it.

>>39285979
She's gone too far this time.

punish lilims by trapping them in a room and forcing them to watch everybody loves raymond

This is the optimal breast size for Elf heroines.

>>39286062
Why not will and grace, introduce the horrors off overy exaggerated camp gay people to a woman who would have minimal understanding of homosexuality at best

>>39286112
No, we're watching Gay Niggers from Outer Space.

>>39284415
I really want to play around with a succ/demon/Lilims womb tattoo. I wanna see if they can reach climax simply by licking + massaging it

>>39285952
There is only kiki and shog

>>39286062
Is it just me, but i thought the "everyone" in the title meant the veiwers, becuase everyone I know who's seen that show only likes is ray himself

Keeping it on topic, how would you make a monster girl sitcom? (doesnt have to me MGE mosnter girls)

;)

How would a monster react if mid rape you say...
>A-All you had to do was ask

How would a monster react if mid rape you said...
>A-All you had to do was ask

>>39286291
Rape(Affectionate)

I hope you're treating our daughter well Greenworm-anon.
You have both of our blessings.

>tfw I will never enter a monster rave and hear some grooving music, do all the drugs at once, and wake up inside a hag with many more around me

>>39286584
>wake up inside a hag
>turns out the entire building was a cleverly disguised sandworm
they're smarter than people think

>>39286634
And the rest of the monsters?

>>39286674
The Sandworm and DJ Phantom were the only ones who knew it was a trap. The rest were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

>>39286291
>Tell Bogie all she had to do was ask
>She gives me a heart shaped balloon
>The rape doesn't stop though

>>39286900
well at least i got to fuck an amazing amount of hags

>>39286949
To some bumping music

>>39286903
>tfw no bogie auntster and bogey momster

It's time to surrender to bird love.

>>39286584
I imagine the rave being advertised as hip and trendy, made for the youth that's in the know.
It's only upon arrival that you'd realize 98% of the participants are CCs monsters who barely fit in their teenager outfits.

>>39287125
and the rest?

>>39287045
How do you tell your momster that your aunt touched you in funny places?

>>39287181
>go on anon, show on mommy where aunty touched you

>>39287181
by touching her no no place, repeatadly with your own

>>39287181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQheGSLYI8

>edition
Lurk more before making threads faggot

>>39287214
>how I impregnated my adoptive momster and my auntster with 8 kids each

>hahaha, that's so funny anon.
> get in the tub

>>39287312
why the fuck is there a fish in my bathtub and why do I have one?

>>39287333
It's weirder if you don't have a bathtub.

>>39287353
Well i dont, I have a shower

>>39287312
You can't just keep a mermaid in your bathtub!

>>39287312
No, and you can't make me!

This is the fate of all human "men" who decide to take up the sword

>>39287181
You don't, that's how you break the rules of the game, anon>>39287214

>>39287470
Thankful, I picked up the gun and axe combo

>>39287470
Now that Sally got an ass!

>>39287470
So it okay if I use magic and fists?

>>39287503
Then this is your fate for being such a silly boy.

>>39287470
I took up the pocket swordsman class, whatever that means

>>39287567
Okay, so you're saying I should pick up the chain whip and holy water?

>>39287559
magic gets you lolis, fists gets you hellhounds.

>>39287470
And them that take the sword shall sheathe it also
t. Jesus

>>39287470
This is why I went for the bow. While all those guys in melee are getting claimed, I slip off to fight another day since archers will be in the back.

>>39287600
No hags... fuck it, imma be a Rouge that steals form old hags

>>39287625
hags don't exist in mge unless you count women who aren't lolis.

This is what you should do to take care of your cocogoat
>Having consensual loving sex for the purpose of breeding with your coco wife!
>Lovingly embracing her and celebrating when she tells you the good news!
>Watching her belly get a little bump and seeing it grow little by little!
>Giving her newly sore and full breasts relief by drinking her milk!
>Hearing her say that the milk is "meant for the babies" and asurring her that she has enough to share!
>Satisfying all of her pregnant cravings, even the more intimate ones!
>Giving your coco wife's round and heavy baby bump kisses and cuddles as you both feel your babies moving inside her!
>Preparing your house for the arrival of your little bundles of joy!
>Being there for your coco wife when the time of the birth comes, reassuring her she did wonderful!
>You and your coco wife being caring and loving parents for your little coco kids!
>Being proud of every achievement of your kids!
>Laughing with them as their grandma tells them childhood stories of their mom!
>Being one happy family with the cocogoat!

>>39287630
Basically very old monsters that have aged just a bit

>>39283621

>>39287620
Elfbait

I don't even care about the pelvis cracking sex, I just want a mino to wrap her arms around me and squeeze tightly

>>39287747
Those ears need nibbles and how old you think that elf is, 200?

Submit to her

>>39287728

>>39287470
i'll j just learn from haku sensei the way to fight monster!

>>39287747
Oh no thank you. I'll charge in to melee instead

>>39287820
He grows really tall at the end

>>39283956

>>39287840
What makes you think she will let a double digits underage like you go out unarmed

>>39288025
i wonder what it be like to be the only roundear that grew up in an elf village

>>39288025
Someone stop that elf from abusing that poor man!

Lilim with manticore personality.
I wanna get hunted and played with by a lilim. Moving in darkness with bunch of other guys. They get picked off and disappear one by one (they are being thrown into portals leading to other monsters). Then finally leaving just me. Knowing something is there but not what. All I know and can feel is that it's overwhemingly powerful and is going after me and will never stop.

>>39288069
>all the tsun tsun bitches keep calling you a "monkey" hoping for that classic love story to unfold
>village-wide seething once you start going out with that one quiet girl that everybody disregarded
>because she was the only one not bullying you

>>39288104
Not half as scary as a lilim with a wurm personality.

>>39288170
>Wife loses sight of you for too long.
>She breaks through several walls to get to you quickly.
>Get a small cut.
>Instantly teleported to overprotective Lilim wife.
>She gets horny.
>Your pelvis is going to be obliterated and you will thank her for it.
Cute!

>>39287470
Most will lose to the slimes at the start of each zone.

>>39288069
>they are extremely surprised at how quickly you mature and grow.
>in a siingle elven eye blink, you went from baby to teenager

>>39287801
Nereids are so pretty.
I wish I could hang out with one without drowning or being raped.

>>39286634
>>39286584
What age classifies as a hag for a sandworm?
Certainly they live for thousands of years, probably even 10,000+ years.

Under 500 years old is probably juvenile. 1000 years old probably marks a proper adult.
Would hag for sandworm be 5000+ years old?

>>39288278
jesus christ, I cant even imagine how cool it would be to talk to someone that old

>>39288316
Would it be just as cool to live inside her that long?

>>39288316
Well she spent most of that time eating rocks, dirt, and sand.

>>39288340
She gotta have some things to tell you about history right?

>>39288025
It's all about asking a bigger scarier looking monster like an oni or mino to save you from the pervert knife ear.

>>39288247
I'll never lose to some low level slime brat!

>>39287121
Indeed.
They lay eggs, so their hips and asses must be celestial
>>39287820
Larry god

>>39288278
That sounds about right if you're only regarding them as monsters, but you have to keep in mind they're girls too.
Don't you think that 35 year old Sandworm who has been dreaming of getting a husband since she was 4 feels old when she sees all her younger friends already married?

>>39288412
According to the third world guide monsters aren't that thirsty and will gladly wait years for (you)

>>39288104
>lim with the personality of a holst
>can't wait 'til she gets pregnant so she can finally breastfeed (You)

>>39288479
>implying that she needs to wait

>>39288338
Yes.

>>39288351
Sandworms are rather simple creatures. I don't think they'd follow current events. I bet she doesn't even know that the pharaoh died, numerous kingdoms have risen and fallen, the pharaoh's corpse was monsterized, and she took back power.

>>39288340
I headcanon that single sandworms spend most their time sleeping/hiberating, only stopping to burst out of the ground and prey on animals or people. But once they get a husband, they become far more active since they're getting a steady supply of a man's mana.

>holst's son enters school
>gets teased about still being breastfed by his mom
>he responds that it's actually his "little" sister that breastfeeds him now

>>39288610
>*his older sister
FTFY

>tiny lamia asking her dad when she's going to grow as big as that sandworm she saw on tv

>>39288691
It's funnier if it's done by the little one. Besides, monsters mature faster.

>>39287470
You mean my Lightmachinegun,who the fuck still uses swords except weebs'n edgelords anyway?

>>39288776
edgy and chunni hags that still have enough kick in them to spank you

>>39288471
i don't know if that means they're not thirsty. when the dam bursts you get hit with a millennias worth of lust all at once

>>39283621
Would a hummingbird monstergirl be into sounding? Would she try to stick a thin straw into your urethra considering how normal hummingbirds have their narrow beaks to get nectar? This is important.

>>39288841
no, get help if you want that

>>39283621

>>39288776
>turns into a cursed machinegun that can now suck your dick

>>39288852
I'm just saying, a hummingbirdgirl sounds nice, but she's gonna have hummingbird qualities.
If she just has a thin frame and flaps her wings fast, that's fine, but it seems like there's a real risk of a group of them darting in and out around you, trying to penetrate your dick for sustenance.

>>39288871
Nero please, stop stealing things from Tama already
You don't need to be a fox (wolf) too.

>>39288939
how about them being extra into them sucking the semen out your dick by sucking you off and not stopping if you cum

>>39288971
What's wrong with them sticking a little tube down your dick and giving you a sorta reverse orgasm as they suck out all the semen

>>39288971
That's a solid idea. If you've watched a group of hummingbirds irl there's often one that tries to bully all the others away from the bird-feeder. A group of bird monstergirls all shoving at each other to get their turn during a group bj sounds nice.

bancheck

>>39288471
They can be patient all they want, doesn't prevent them from feeling old.
Especially when they see some smug pregnant Sabbath girl, while they're still kissless virgins at 50.

>>39288610
>>39288716
>Little sister is only a few months younger
>Already over 2 feet taller than him
>She's a crybaby who becomes a flustered mess whenever her breasts start leaking
>She kicks his ass at fighting games though

>>39288871
Tamamo noooooo

>>39289064
>smug pregnant Sabbath girl, while they're still kissless virgins at 50.
lol
lmao

If centaurs don't like to be ride on, that should mean there are demon realm beast horses that succubi tame and ride to travel to far away places. Would they be faster and more frightening than centaurs? How can centaurs compete?

>>39288227
>wife accidentally broke reality
>again

>>39289087
i want da scary horsey so I can be scary

>>39289087
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_II#Demon_Realm_Horses
>If centaurs don't like to be ride on
lol

>>39289125
Imagine riding your Bicorn wife, both of you clad in spiky dark armor, when you meet some scared human heroine.
You start an ominous speech when your Bicorn interrupts you:
>Ara~ What a cute girl. Would you fancy joining us in bed tonight?

>>39288479
don't lilims have high magical prowess, meaning she can magic up a lactation spell basically on demand?

>>39289165
do centaurs get jealous at succubi who look cooler than them by riding badass hell horses?
i bet lots of men would prefer a badass and quirky succ knight with a trusty magic horse companion over a bland centaur that can only fire arrows like boring little elf archer

>>39289209
>bicorn is holding her hands in front of her where you can't see
>simply makes lewd gestures and expressions throughout your speech without you knowing
>by the end of it the heroine has a completely different impression than you intended
>when you finish by commanding her to kneel things take a surprising turn

>>39289209
in some way, that would be terrifying to some monsters, especially the monogamous ones

>>39289262
Any monster with more than one pair of arms deserves love.
So do automatons & dolls.

>>39289165
there is even pegaus ones, imagine somehow taming one at level one and then flying off to the final castle and banging the lilim

>>39289295
Succs dumb, gimme hors wife. I want to give her all the brushies.

>>39289165
Gonna ride one of these around centaurs and brag loudly about finally having a loyal mount that does everything I need

Benis is always answer, tax collector at door, give benis. Fail at class, Beni’s in exchange for better grade, boss too much bitch, benis calms

>>39289864
It only works once unless you're a manwhore.

>>39289932
Remember, use benis wisely, you only get 7 uses

>>39283621

>>39290013
THE GUN IS GOOD

>>39290013
>she asked you for head pats but yet you denied her
>she aint askin anymore

>>39289985
Too late.
Already used them all up on strongfat construction girls. Couldn't resist their catcall.

>>39290013
Alice.. Put the gun down! i'll give you doritos if you just put the gun down..

>>39290170
She has idol vibes.
Would go to all her concerts.

>>39290068
Good choice

>>39290013
>when the white vans ain’t workin anymore

I had a truly retarded idea, operator sabbath

>>39288069

>>39290342

>>39290342
Sauce me, or I will…. Just find it myself

>>39290356
Only a single chapter translated. Ending on that scene. I wouldn’t bother until there are more.
https://mangadex.org/title/79afd0e8-d0c2-4d3b-a913-520b26ee6e81/-haishinchuu-megami-channel-e-kore-baimei-desu-no

>>39290379
Thx

>>39290296
Hands so smol she can't reach the safety on her rifle

>>39289242
Pretty sure it's been stated that Holsts are the only girls who can lactate without being pregnant, but at the same time mamano magic is supposed to make them more attractive to their husbands. You'd think that if I'm married to a jinko, let's say, but I'm also really turned on by huge lactating breasts the succ magic would give me that option.

>>39290404
Imagine sabbath sized rifles in like 556 or something and they talk in code

>>39290436
onii chan down

>>39290507
NO I WONT UNTIL THE GHOST DUST LOL BUNNY CUNNIES ARE A THING

Random story idea
>Anon is an incubus living the good life in a monster-friendly city state
>His wife was dying of an incurable disease but monsterization cured her
>One day he stumbles on a man isekai'd from another world
>The man starts rambling that Anon has clearly been brainwashed and turned in a sex slave by the evil rapist monsters and tries to de-incubize him with his bullshit cheat power
>Anon's wife jumps between them and is turned back into a human
>Her disease relapses
>Whatever isekai boy did also made her "immune to DE" so all attempts to re-monsterize her or stymy her illness with magic fail
>Anon, his brother-in-law and the local succubus knight go on a quest to hunt down the isekai boy and force him to fix what he did before it's too late

>>39290580
sounds pretty gay

The safest places to sleep as a homeless man in mgc aren't the park benches but on the steps of mansions, churches, or the local stock exchange.

>>39290580
The cycle restored.
Also unique since it doesn't involve the main characters fucking.

>>39290640
>said the tanuki while rubbing her greasy tanuki hands

male strip clubs would roll in tons of profit in a place like a demon realm, just as long as a monster girl customers respect the men servicing them with dances and performances.

>>39290640
Was this message brought to us by the hag commune? There is no safe place to sleep, sleep is for the weak.
>>39290671
>just as long as a monster girl customers respect
Anon the turnover rate is going to be 100%.

>>39290640
Enjoy getting forcefully adopted by some ancient and possibly rich monster girl who treats you like a fragile child.

>>39290671
i could make way more by selling myself in the high-class district as a young artist that was kicked out his house and has nowhere to go, then tell how I have had to sleep on the street and beg for food or draw for literal scraps of food in human villages until I finally came to this demon city and this area where I mgiht be able to rest

Remember to always ask elfs for identification.
You wouldnt want to fall for a hag cosplaying right?

>>39290751
thats what i am aiming for and i want her to be an obvious hag, big tits nice meaty thighs, a bit of pudge, and outdated lingo

>>39290640
>how to end either as a rich hags husband or in the local human adoptiion center

>>39290694
This message was brought yo you by my desire to be turned from a dirty begger into a high class stock broker by some monsters making a bet on whether their peers could figure out the truth of where I came from
>>39290698
That is only part of the plan

>>39290751
I tried this once and she just showed me a card that declared her a male body inspector. I don't have the knowledge to know if that sort of thing is fake or not, so I just went along with it...

>>39283621

>>39290580
Gonna add this to my story prompt list.

>>39290671
>just as long as a monster girl customers respect the men servicing them with dances and performances
Just hire some Oni as muscle. You can pay them with alcohol, meat and men.

>>39290751
>Anon walks in front of a high school
>Some young looking elf in uniform is waving at him
>He walks up to her and says hi
>She introduces herself in some ancient dialect he can barely comprehend
>Another elf that looks just like her storms in
>"Elder aunt, I told you not to come to my school. You're ambarassing me!"

>>39290795
i want to be a criminal who messes with a certain police officer whose chubby by flirting with her after I commit the crime of robbery or something but she doesn't know it all and just see me as someone who likes to tease her and play with her as well

>>39290852
>ask her elf niece if she's single cause Im ready to mingle!

>>39290751
i wonder at what age do elfs start aging

>>39290884
One day you're going to rob the wrong donut shop and get what you deserve for all the teasing

>>39290580
OI
THATS NOT RANDOM AT ALL
THATS A STORY ON FF.NET!

>>39290981
link it then.

>>39290999
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13987974/1/Reversion-A-Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Story
Okay im only half right

>>39283621

>>39290979
i dont rob those, I rob banks, trains, armoured cars, stock markets, the IRS, and torchinfg AFTs along with all documents, raiding the military and stealing miliitary grade demon silver ammo and weapons, you know... ususal robberies

>>39290937
This is how you end up with an aunt who cries herself to sleep that night after downing a rare bottle of elven wine she was saving for a special occasion.

>>39290981
Wait really? I thought all mge stories on ff were pointless edgefests

A Creeping Coin working as a TV annoncer of a late night jewlery sell show

>>39291026
bros... I want to just dive down her throat...

>>39290751
You need magic too in case of fake IDs

>>39291028
i meant the aunt, FUCK!

>>39291033
announcer*
Sorry...

>>39291039
>status check being the most feared skill of all

>>39291030
Not all of them are,
its just that theres an ongoing fuckery when it comes to the lore and stuff like that

>>39291033
Like in that South Park joke where people called in not to buy but to tell him to kill himself?

>>39291021
>when you thought you had finally come up with a half-original idea for once in your life

>>39291117
everything has been done, it's all remixes from now on until the new hotness, also. THey aint NO DAMN BOGIE FICS!!!!

>>39291146
What do you want?
>Man is sad
>Meets Bogie
>She hugs the sadness away
>They fuck
>Man is happy
Maybe add some drama and a fight in there somewhere.

>>39291189
bogie is the scary clown, a horror fic would be great!

>>39291088
Yes, but I imagine her like she was a really famous TV superstar but after a scandal she just become a depressed coffee-addicted announcer of a shitty sell-show and when people call her to treat her, after ending the transmision she just has mental breakdowns when she just wants to do her best

>>39291189
Bogies and Bogey's must really hate being mixed up. Don't be a bad boy anon!

>>39291198
>man gets chased by a bogie through a spooky abandoned town while he's dealing with the repressed memories of killing his sick wife

>>39291189
That's Bogey's thing.
Bogie is the equally giant clown who chases after anyone she deems naughty to scare, humiliate, and dominate them

>>39287399
>cant just keep
Agree
I keep locking the bathroom door overnight but as soon as I'm asleep she flops her way across the floor and slithers into my bed.
I'm hanging my sheets out to dry so often in the mornings that the rest of the apartment building is starting to think I'm an adult bedwetter.

>>39291235
Remove the last bit, and it's a good start , we dont need that part of silent hill to make it such

>>39291245
Needs horse titties.

>>39291218
Thats it, Im fucking her on air and fucking away the sad!

>>39291280
Doesnt matter, you cant reach that far forward from behind the hosspussy anyway.

>>39291280
lol, what titty

>>39291308
Even without frontpussy, a fat pair of equine knockers is important for foreplay, cuddling, and mogging two-legs. That's actually a tasteful pair if you're only looking at the torso, but horses need big titties.

>>39291198
>>39291146
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/37328977
>https://medusafag.com/2021/11/15/bogie-woman/

>>39283621

>>39291362
thank you for that, brother! I like legitwhos take! haven't read the other one

>>39288479
I'm only seeing an Alp in that pic due to the horns and the thickness of that tail, she can't fool me

>>39291473
Those are alp shoulders.

>>39291289
>Creeping Coin has another failed show
>Goes to her shitty apartment to cry next to the door
>Anon watches her, stays with her and pats her head
>She invites Anon to her apartment
>Spend the whole night talking
>FeelsGood
>After that he invites her to a date
>Pizza on a cheap restaurant assuming they are both broke
>She found it nice
>Both come back to shitty apartment
>Kiss each other
>DogDrinkingWaternoises
>SexualNoises.MP4
>In the climax Creeping Coin starts crying
>Mental breakdown
>Anon hugs her
>They cuddle until they both fall asleep

>>39291362
Bogies are so pleasing to the eye.
I'd ask out one if they weren't such scary creatures.

>>39283621

>>39291677
Red eyes black magician girl?

>>39291648
Just do something naughty like not throwing your gum in the trash. She'll take care of the rest.

>>39291983
imma steal a bank, not the money, the bank itself

>>39291993
For that, we might have to bring in the Big Bogie.

>>39291997
just how thicc?

>>39291993
That's graduating from "naughty child" to "capeshit villain." You'll be getting a number of lizardman in spandex rather than a bogie. Try stealing a candy bar or something instead, geeze.

>>39292076
all i did was put my name on the deed, and I now own that bank

>>39292076
no magical bogie oba san?

>>39292092
Somewhere, a demon laughs. Meanwhile, a tanuki has an aneurysm and fucking dies.

>>39292101
I'll give you a Spec Ops Asuka tiger if you steal the bank in a disturbingly cutesy way. Best I can do.

Is a Queen Shoggoth an actual thing? Does it have a wiki entry?

>>39292130
no, it dont
>>39292123
gonna do it like I was in dora the expoler or something similar as I rob the bank itself and livestream it

>>39292130
>Queen Shoggoth an actual thing?
Maybe? I think someone asked KC about it and he said "sure, whatever" as usual
>Does it have a wiki entry?
No, it's a theoretical thing that could exist

>>39292130
KC said there are probably queen variants of the other slime species and people ran with that.

>>39292123
gonna raise that tanuki back from the dead and love very much and I'll put the deed on the wall so she can see it

>>39292156
>>39292174
>>39292186
Damn, I was hoping.

>>39291983
>Kid Anon steals a holographic card from a classmate
>Many years later, the card is now worth over $100
>He sells it on Tanuki-list, the buyer wants to meet in person
>Turns out to be a Bogie
>She pulls out a deck of custom cards and say it will determine Anon's fate
>The card she draws reads "8 hours long mindbreak edging session"

>>39292405
break out the reverse uno card

Monstergirls helping their divorced mothers set up an OnlyFans account!

>>39292405
>the bogie was the one who Anon stole from

>>39292493
empowering, as all monster girl fantasy is ultimately an expression of feminism and women taking back the power in relationships via dryfishing.

wow the faggots are coming together to make better b8, wow. Humans sure are

>>39292130
Love your Shog wife

>>39292502
>It was her favorite card and the last gift she received from her great-grandmother before she became a deranged undead
Anon is going to need more punishment.

>>39292552
>the bogie became a yandere that has a shrine to anon and has so many punishments for her dear naughty anon.... SO MANY PLANS!!!

>>39292547
I would. IF I HAD ONE.

>>39284826
>>She gets to choose the family pet (a pig)
That’s no way to talk about her big sister!

>>39292623
shes big, round, thicc, smells like bacon and is pink, I think she a pig

>>39292592
She is in the shadows, always watching, always caring, yet unable to come to this reality because the connection is not strong enough

I have an exclusive interest in monstergirls who have served as single-use adversaries against groups of magical girls.

>>39292644
You're going to make her cry if you keep talking like that.

>>39292547
>>39292592
Do you think Shoggoth's have fun playing up the freaky eldritch angle of their biology? Would you infiltrate an Order compound with your Shoggoth waifu just to reenact "The Thing" with her, where when she "eats" them one by one she deposits them outside into the waiting arms of monstergirls?

>>39292547
Lot of Shogposting in recent days

>>39292679
dont worry I got the cure in my pants, a snicker, and cockcream surpise!

>>39283621

>>39292547
I don't need some dumb sli-

>>39292686
The fact that she is both slime and tentacles and can create just about anything makes her popular

>>39292686
>pic
What did she mean by this?

>>39292683
Imagine desperately trying to escape a shoggoth because she doesn't know any modern language and you don't know that the screeching mass of eyes and teeth is trying to say that she's not going to hurt you.

>>39292770
You asked for a drink and she's pouring you a cup.

>>39292770
getting mastah's shog coffee ready

>>39292686
>imagine a shoggoth going inside of your urethra and siphoning your cum from the very source
>your testicles are full of shoggoth goo, and your mind is in constnat arousal as you endlessly milk out shog goo and semen
>imagine giving her your mind as you pump in and in her
>slowly giving your body and mind to the shoggy as she gains more power from your cum
>feeding off of tasty shog goo
>house is shog
>bed is shog
>cuddling shoggy

You've just gotten a $20 gift card for Snek Starbucks. What's your order? Would you rather exchange it at another location? Holstaur Hooters, or maybe Shog Shack?

>>39292807
Gimme a cuppa snake milk with a little apophis venom blended in.

>>39292807
>cup lid looks like an anus
lol

>>39292683
I like to imagine that they don't do it on purpose, it's just shogs doing shog things that happen to drive men mad (with lust). The accidental/uncaring nature of the eldritch is also kind of appealing to me.

>>39292807
bogies pizza
>>39292841
>pattern looks anus
>Brain seen many anus
>LOL
Do you have to say something to the class, anon

>>39292857
>Do you have to say something to the class, anon
I am scarred from Cheshire ass

>>39292807
I'm thinking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeX_DKdhiy4

>>39292872
Just touch it and get over your fear.

>>39292785
Shog will grow for her mastah

>>39292807
A mocha coffee, a donut, and if you can maybe your phone number or an employee form if the workers are as cute as you

>>39292920
I just want a pizza dammit

>>39292807
>Holstaur
Ooh, ooh, that o--
>Hooters
Nevermind. I'll just trade it for a free lesson at the Mouse House of Marital Arts. Silly ESLs even spelled the name wrong so you know it's legit.

>>39292841
Corrective sodomy with Cheshire.

>>39292974
many men need to be intensely disciplined from that

>>39292991
That purple cat deserves nothing less than a rough ass fucking.

>>39292961
There's also a cow-fil-a down the street, but that's mostly minotaurs. I don't know about you but I'm going to Domway.

>>39293057
why not visit the local sabbath for a nomilkshake?

>>39293064
They blacklisted me after I bought a VIP membership at the Haggath club across the street.

I want to sign up for a one night job of serving wine to undead nobility that is paying way too much for my services.
That or being used as a naked sushi plate for yakuza foxes.

>>39293085
The flatties tried to pressure the mayor to get it shut down but the sag is just too good.

>>39293085
>>39293099
i still cant forget the thighs on one of them

I want to help monsters recover at the psychiatric hospital!

I hope you leveled your stealth skill, anons.

Goblin layer

>>39293186
Why, I wanted to get caught so I could stick it in that ass

>>39293152
We are two now.
Studying Psychology is killing me...

>>39293152
>Bubble Slime has PTSD from a mentos accident
>Dhampir went goth since walking in on her parents having freaky sex
>CC Kejourou has gone mute since noticing she had a grey hair

>>39292686
People like slimes and she's the one with the most to play with.

>>39293266
Oh God. She's not developing one of those singular gray steaks, is she?

>>39293283
>Steaks
I meant streaks, pls no bully.

Shogposting has reached maximum threshold.
Deploying Kikis.

>>39293295
>>39293283
That is most likely the case. A white streak on the left side of her black hair.

>>39293305
pretty easy fix, hagfag for her

>>39293305
>Woman develops beauty trait
>Thinks it's a flaw
Love that shit. I bet she has a tiny mole near her mouth or on her breast she tries to cover, too.

>>39293320
>I bet she has a tiny mole near her mouth or on her breast she tries to cover
Worse than that, she has it on her upper thigh near her crotch.
Because of this any position other than doggystyle is unthinkable to her.

>>39293099
The hags are infiltrating every level of society. Many monsters over 40 are embracing their mature bodies and learning to ara ara with confidence, while younger men are starting to recognize the allure of a gracefully aging woman. The quaint, quiet sexuality of a charming older partner arouses both body and soul.

>>39292855
That’s it anon, embrace her, let her take care of you and pleasure you

>>39293301
It's time to bring in the professionals.

>>39293431
>big tall kiki ears

>>39293417
I'm a kiki man, I was just saying when that type of monster is doing their thing I prefer it to have that feel.

>>39293450
They're really cute but the floppy kiki ears look like so much fun to knead and play with. I can't decide which is better.

>>39293403
This is why you should avoid hags:
>Decade of pent up lust ready to explode at any time
>High chances that they are hairy down there
>Their desire to get impregnated overcomes any sense of reason
>They will cry and become overly emotional when you accept their advances

>>39293450
>>39293480
what other types of kiki ears are there?

>>39293515
who helps mayor zombie get changed in the morning?

you have to play children card games with the pharaoh anon

>>39293485
What I'm hearing is:
>gets cutely aroused just from a soft hug from behind
>body has a rich, womanly smell and texture
>wife material from day one, serious inquiries only
>appreciates my love from the bottom of her heart

Young or old, those are all excellent qualities.