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Perfect and elegant maid.

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>> No.39266994

>>39266974
Dang yous is fasts

>> No.39266997
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>>39266958
Why is this fat dragon so wonderful? Top 5 easily.

>> No.39267007

>>39266974
How would mges feel about?

>> No.39267052

>>39266997
cause she just like you, you fat ass glutton

>> No.39267106

next anon will be forcibly married to ten elves

>> No.39267129

I fucking hate elves so much

>> No.39267132
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>>39267106
To gentle, give me 10 hellhounds, I want to be on a rape train.

>> No.39267150

>>39266997
How do you explain this to your parents?

>> No.39267163

>>39267150
“I married a fatty, just like I dreamed”

>> No.39267181

>>39266974
Shoggi would drag anon into a time out should he not properly desire her

>> No.39267215

>>39266974
>tfw ywn fall into monsokyo

>> No.39267222

>jubjub does her hardest not to be a constant jub brain for her partner

>> No.39267252
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>>39266974
That she is

>> No.39267260

>>39267129
Elves are boring anyway.

>> No.39267261
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licensed goat inspector at work

>> No.39267288
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>thought all those memes of super old monsters treating humans as kids were rather overblown
>like it was cute and all, but surely they’d treat you for the physical age rather than some number.
>went out to watch Morbius today
>got barred near entry, with them asking my age
>told it to them. They were clearly surprised in disbelief
>Even showed my driver’s license
>they took a while verifying that it was true and then let me watch
>thought it weird but yeah, guess I can pass off as someone under 18
>watched the entire movie, didn’t seem like it warranted a +18 restriction. Hell for a movie about vampires there wasn’t any gruesome scene and the deaths felt out of focus
>checked the age restriction at home
>it was a +14 restriction
>>>the theater’s personnel thought I was some 13 years old kid, if not younger
>now I feel like I not only understand, but DEVELOPED the fetish of wanting older monster girls to treat me as an underage
I blame Morbius, I blame the movie theater’s guards but above all else I blame (YOU) people! What did you to me!

>> No.39267297

>>39267252
Imagine the full body hugs

>> No.39267299

>>39267150
Half of this thread is full of people who fantasize of being the boytoy of a fat evil monster hag. They'd probably adore the idea and sending happy letters home to their family.

>> No.39267303
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>>39267007
Feel about what?

>> No.39267319

>>39267292
Nice blog you stupid fucking faggot. Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.39267324

>>39267303
How do they feel about feels

>> No.39267327

>>39267260
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT

>> No.39267330

>>39267292
This isn't your blog. Who are you quoting? Get out of /jp/.

>> No.39267337

>>39267292
Are you a literal shota?

>> No.39267339

>>39267303
Cute, concubine cats.

>> No.39267351
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SMT with MGE rules and monsters thrown in would be fucking god tier. You cannot prove me wrong.

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>>39267106
>>39267129
The duality of man.

>> No.39267372

>>39267288
But I don't want to go to the tea party!

>> No.39267379

>>39267292
Uh what?

>> No.39267384
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>>39267372
Oh, but you're the Very Special Guest tonight, and all that entails!

>> No.39267392

>>39267292
Enjoy your youth anon
Getting old really sucks.....

>> No.39267396

>>39267292
Delete your post, fuck off and never come back.

>> No.39267397

>>39267387
I only drink milk tho

>> No.39267401

>>39267372
>"oh what a lovely tea party"

>> No.39267402

>>39267379
He is a Bogiefucker now.

>> No.39267404
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>>39267372
Don't worry Anon, if you don't want to go to the tea party, the tea party will come to you

>> No.39267410

>>39267319
Why the aggression?

>> No.39267414
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>>39267397
And drink it you will.

>> No.39267422

>>39267392
As long as portals open within this lifetime there should be enough options to fix that between the Mermaid Blood and dark magic

>> No.39267435

>>39267410
If you can't figure out why you should leave.

>> No.39267442
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So if I start a metal band with demonic imagery would I get angels and other order girls coming to concerts to try and purify me and the band or would I mostly just get monster extremists? Asking for no nefarious reason

>> No.39267450

>>39267435
Why?

>> No.39267470

>>39267450
Cause you're just as cancerous.

>> No.39267476

>>39267414
But I see no milk cartons or anything and why this milk warm. And why doexps everyone have wet spots around their nips

>> No.39267484

>>39267470
That explains nothing. If anything it makes you the cancerous one for just screaming left and right.

>> No.39267497

>>39266974
Any direct links to Shoggi fanfics?

>> No.39267512

>>39267497
>fanfics
Die

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>>39267484
>That explains nothing.
I don't care, I'm not going to explain shit to a faggot outsider who shouldn't be here to begin with.

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>> No.39267555

>>39267527
Cared enough to spam the thread with your bitching though

>> No.39267569
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>>39267555
You're not understanding. I don't care to explain to you because you should have fucking left by now you retarded faggot.

>> No.39267578

>>39267512
>>39267527
Where the hell did you crawl from?

>> No.39267579

>>39267512
She would preserve me!

>> No.39267598 [DELETED] 

>>39267578
I've been here longer than you, faggot. People who called writefaggotry "fanfics" were always called out.

>> No.39267603

>>39267578
Trolls falseflagging. They like to pop out around this time.

>> No.39267605

>>39267569
Making a good point of proving that by screaming around

>> No.39267607
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>>39267476
Don't worry about it.

>> No.39267611

>>39267598
Don’t you have a /tg/ thread to go shit up by now?

>> No.39267620
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39267620

Shut up and post horsepussy.

>> No.39267622

>>39267607
My trusty Mush companion.
Would happily adventure with that hatter.

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moo

>> No.39267645
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>>39267620
You get harpy feathers and you will be happy

>> No.39267646 [DELETED] 

>>39267611
>outsider trying to fit in
Now THIS is /tg/ behavior. Trying to chase off actual /jp/ posters so you can have free reign to spamming you warhammershit or western elf garbage?

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>>39267620
Centaurs aren't usually my thing but there's just something about unicorns

>> No.39267655

I see /vg/ is trying to pretend to be from /jp/ again.

>> No.39267670

>>39267620
Nearls aren't horses, anons. They're foxes.

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>>39267641
baaa

>> No.39267693

>>39267646
Ok, /tg/. This isn't your club and nobody cares about you. Don't you have warhammer shit to discuss?

>> No.39267711

>>39267607
Why are they taking their tops, oh god help me

>> No.39267713
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I love liches!

>> No.39267718
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>>39267598
Tbh there is not that many writings of shoggoth girls

>> No.39267729

>>39267713
They are very good girls, be they recluses just studying new magics or regal ladies of high standing in the undead courts that are still monotone

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>>39267711
You gotta fight back anon, take off your pants, be the opposite force to challenge their powers

>> No.39267737

>>39267713
liches get stiches

>> No.39267744

>>39267718
Shoggoths are simply too strong. No one can keep their hands on the keyboard to record the pleasure down.

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>>39267713

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>>39267693
Kill yourself you sniveling vermin. You faggots have tried this shit countless times before in the past. If you want to post absolute diatribe like >>39267292
and think it's good go do it on Twitter or something you obnoxious nigger.

>> No.39267760
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>>39267713
foxy liches

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>>39267713
>>39267752
I require more Latenight Liches

>> No.39267771
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>>39267761
It is time for alcohol

>> No.39267773

>>39267753
The moment you went around telling people to kill themselves you already exposed yourself from /vg/, moron.
Do you really think anyone will buy your cheap bait?

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>>39267670
They're bipedal horsepussy like in Umamusume

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>>39267771

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>>39267761

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>>39267773
>Thinks /vg/niggers invented the use of telling someone to kill themselves
Holy shit newnigger please get the fuck out or lurk for two years minimum before posting.

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>>39267761

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>>39267771
>>39267781
>>39267782
>>39267793

>> No.39267811

>>39267790
Congratulations on acting completely like anyone from /vg/ would while spamming down the thread. Are you done?

>> No.39267814

>>39267734
my wieners weird, they'll bully me
>>39267729
imagine a lich going OHOHOHOH

>> No.39267816

>>39267776
Christ they are, I keep thinking her family are foxes. Whatever I still want to breed the auntie.

>> No.39267818

>>39267744
There has to be some I must search harder!

>> No.39267825

>>39267811
Depends, you going to finally take the fucking hint and fuck off you piece of shit outsider? Or would you rather act like you're actually welcome here while posting trash like >>39267292 that looks like something from plebbit?

>> No.39267832

>>39267814
>Drill hair
>Strategically gothic dress.
>Flat expression
>Emotionless "Oh-ho ho ho!" complete with pose.
She's perfect.

>Ghouls commenting on how she's come a long way with her laugh

>> No.39267837

>>39267825
I'm not reading that. Can't you do any new trick?

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>>39267804
She can be seductive when she can be bothered to try.

>> No.39267846

>>39267832
now would she be flat or be extremely curvy?

>> No.39267849

>>39267837
That's what I thought, newnigger.

>> No.39267860

>>39267849
Good for you

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>>39267842
Dummy Lich sensei....

>> No.39267865

>>39267607
you're sucking those titties.

>> No.39267872

>>39267860
Hurry up and kill yourself please.

>> No.39267876

>>39267846
I'd say extremely curvy as she tries to pinpoint the exact perfectly large curve.

>> No.39267884

>>39267860
>>39267872
FUCK ALREADY

>> No.39267886
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>>39267865
Shroom milk is good for you

>> No.39267893

>>39267872
Monster Girl Thread. Stay on topic.

>> No.39267894

>>39267718
She can adjust her body at will, who wouldn't want that?

>> No.39267896
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Tribal Liches!

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>>39267862

>> No.39267912
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>>39267886
I prefer kot flavor

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>>39266974

>> No.39267927
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>>39267906

>> No.39267933

>>39267896
>The regimented magics of your academies ignore the wild magics out in the world.
>Death, life, they intertwine out here in ways that can be far more effective than the methods found in the tomes and towers of the civilized world.

>> No.39267942

>>39267927
Guilty of what?

>> No.39267944
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I have a strong need to best monster in duels and to gain three or four rivals

>> No.39267951

>>39267944
I can dig that.
Its a good way to inadvertently find a harem.

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>>39267933
Sorry mam but this sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo.

>>39267942
Guilty of touching her phylactery and not putting a ring on her finger.

>> No.39267959

>>39267886
hmmm,,, bobbies on my head

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>>39267942

>> No.39267989
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>>39267953
She shouldn't leave it just lying around then
>>39267962
I want my lawyer

>> No.39267991

>>39267951
I can see them teaming up to put an end to a man's undefeated streak to save face and stop him from beating a fifth legendary monster warrior

>> No.39268004

Shoggoth or kikimora?

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>>39267711

>> No.39268007

>>39267991
>Team up to beat Anon
>Meaning they have to admit they are too weak to beat him one on one.
They'd have to lose quite a few times to admit that, especially if they're prideful girls.

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>>39267989
>She shouldn't leave it just lying around then
It has a clear "do not touch" sign on it, dummy assistant!

>> No.39268024

>>39268006
>used goods
Ew.

>> No.39268029

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some ancient bloodlines of monsters have blessings from their gods that have seeped in enough to their blood that they've become similar to demigods.

Lord help you if you get the attention of a salamander with some sort of Ares Divinity, her challenges will be mighty and her poems of glory terrible.

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>>39267944
How about a whole deck of rivals?

>> No.39268049

>>39268041
No thanks I like sword fights not children's card games

>> No.39268050

>>39268041
Now thats a royal flush worth playing.
Gonna live a happy life with them in wonderland

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>>39268049
>He doesn't believe in the heart of the cards

>> No.39268070

>>39267991
>still wins in the end
>>39268013
imagine magical hag, lich sensei!!!!

>> No.39268103

>>39267912
what does kot flavor taste like?

>> No.39268105

>>39268029
I'm gonna laugh at her challenge and walk away.

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https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc

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>> No.39268124

>>39268007
If they don't do it some other hussy might beat him or worse he'll keep growing stronger until he's bested everyone and I think that may hurt their pride more knowing they let a mere human grow to become the strongest in the lands!

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>>39268118

>> No.39268164

>>39268105
>He dare mock me? A warrior blessed by ares herself and nearly a devinity unto herself?
>....
>M-maybe I need to work more on my poetry. I think rhyming "lambast" and "cum blast" was a bit of a stretch.

>> No.39268174

>>39268124
>Local Anon achieves number one ranking in local ladder.
>Much salt and a boss rush ensues.

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>>39268144
In LN world, whenever you have your first child with your monster wife, a marshmallow cat appears on your doorstep

>> No.39268184

>>39268124
you knwo what, I'm going to win every fight against the toughest and strongest monster, just to spite them. Im going to train like no one ever did, no rest, no fap, no comfy until I am the strongest in da land!!

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>>39268144
>>39268179
A world famous pet! Everyone loves a marshmallow cat!

>> No.39268199

Ln makes my sugar level rises too high!!!

>> No.39268217
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>>39267645
the dream!

>> No.39268229

>>39268217
man, LN universe is so comfy

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>>39267886
thanks, but i prefer bird milk.

>> No.39268237

>>39268217
What an odd statue...
Oh well, it's almost nighttime, I should probably head home soon

>> No.39268242

LN world?

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>>39268189

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>fox smugs at you
wat do

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>>39267912
>>39268235
More for me, then

>> No.39268260
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>>39268229
It's just the right blend of MGE lewd with that LN comfy that I'd just have a blast living.

>>39268237
Nah, anon. I heard that if you stuck around past midnight you'd see something cool happen to the statue! Also maybe it's best to call her by the little name engraved on the plaque, would be rude not to.

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>>39268245

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>>39268267

>> No.39268277

>>39268267
that cat got wings

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>>39268276
>My Wurm daughter wants a pet

>>39268277
Marshmallow cats are magical, anon. You didn't know?!

>> No.39268306

>>39268297
so they is such a thing as marshmallow cat dark mage that has tons of marshmallow cats

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>>39268306
Marshmallow cats are very popular familiars, yes

>> No.39268323

>>39268315
post the marshmellow cat girl

>> No.39268324

>>39268260
Punk Shog

>> No.39268328

>>39267641
>Hey little guy, do you mind if you could milk me real quick?

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>>39268306
Of course, Anon. Who else would The Big Nya bestow gifts upon?

>> No.39268375

good nite, willl try and dream of busting into the kiki mob hq and fightinhg my way up to the boss and screwing her right in her table as her henchies come pouring in

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>>39268350
Big Nya, patron god of lonely children and wonderful surprises

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>>39268428
Not even the Order could hate such a loving companion.

>> No.39268489

>>39267842
>Apprentice Anon slips out at night to peruse the bars of the Undead Kingdom.
>The first place he visits he runs into his Lich master, out conducting "research".

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>>39268489
>Lich meeting her old friend turned zombie turned Wight that snagged a husband to get tips on how to get Apprentice Anon to like her

>> No.39268558

>>39268123
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

>> No.39268566

>>39267607
>>39267414
What is mushroom milk like?

>> No.39268572

>>39268257
If a woman did that to me in the middle of the forest, i'd run because I don't do crazy

>> No.39268589
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>>39268572
Ah, but if you're in Wonderland, you're already mad.

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>>39268589
circumstantial evidence, many anons are dragged into wonderland against their wills

>> No.39268659

>>39268639
Oh? But what about mana markers, and destined husbands and wives?

If you’re in Wonderland, it’s because you want to be there, whether you realize it or not. And only the mad reside in Wonderland.

>> No.39268670

>>39268639
Will I at least have fun adventures with a snide Cheshire Cat sidekick?

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>>39268670
Yes. She was bored (horny) so of course she will follow (molest) you on your fun (confusing) adventures while providing insightful (sarcastic) commentary

>> No.39268706

>>39268639
how to gain access to wonderland? i want to live there.

>> No.39268733

>>39267923
casual fox, delicious

>> No.39268740
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succ the vampire

>> No.39268762

>>39268740
Gonna need a bigger sunhat.

>> No.39268764

>ywn be sold on the hagville underground auction

Why even live

>> No.39268775

>>39268639
Can I get a Jabberwock?

>> No.39268776

Anyone thirsty for some coco milk?

>> No.39268786
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>>39268776
Forgot pic

>> No.39268820

>>39268694
Can monsters go without thinking about sex when they're around men?

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>> No.39268901

>It's a boys-versus-girls-competition-because-guy-says-sexist-comment episode
how would the monster girls defeat our human boy heroes this time?

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I just want to go to her world

>> No.39268917

>>39267652
For me, it's nightmares. Whitehorns are also pretty good.

>> No.39268920

What are the rules for your daughteru's sleepover?

>> No.39268925

>>39268827
Girls is oversized shirts are the best

>> No.39268933
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welcome to the jungle

>> No.39268942

>>39268323
Doesn't exist

>> No.39268958

How do I faint faster so that I can get monsters to stop raping me sooner?

>> No.39268968

>>39268905
Me too Anon, me too

>> No.39268986

>>39268933
They’re cute in mg form, but these little shits are so fucking annoying

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Remember to embrace vampires. They all need help letting off some tension.

>> No.39269180

Would a Hellhound agree if her husband asked her to hug him using 100% of all her strenght? And how would that feel?

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>>39269134
Dumpire drama queens

>> No.39269313

>Finally reach the big bad lilim
>Shows up to our boss fight wearing sweatpants, crocs and some random metal band t-shirt that is way too big for her
>Complains she has a headache today so they’ll be no fight today
>Has done this everyday for the whole month
This is fucking bullshit, can I report her to the guild for this and get a new big bad?

>> No.39269328

>>39269282
Remember to always interrupt a chuuni's speech. The dialogue is too long and no one cares anyway.
>>39269313
You can always just camp by the door and wait, asking for a specific time means they'll throw more mobs at you so you miss the designated time and they can sleep in more.

>> No.39269360

>>39269328
>Remember to always interrupt a chuuni's speech
Asura's Wrath taught me this.

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>>39269282

>> No.39269469

>>39269313
clearly you have to kiss it better anon.

>> No.39269585

>>39268179
>>39268189
>>39268315
I’m allergic to cats, is there a marshmallow dog in the LN universe?

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>>39269585
its powers are unknown and its motives unclear. do you persist?

>> No.39269713

>>39268123
Yes, I'll marry both the ratatoskr and sandworm. Thank you!

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>>39269585
Actually, yes.
They come in hell flavor too.

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Karakuri when?

>> No.39269934

>>39269711
This post makes me happy.

>> No.39269979

>>39266974
I want to put my head in the big mouth.

>> No.39270356

I need marshmallow monke

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You wouldn't bring half elves into the world, would you, anon?

>> No.39270706

I'm gonna bring half dark elves into this world.
Though I'm so annoyed by dark elves. I love their aesthetic as well as their super lewd demeanor but I also can't stand BDSM.
I just want a dark elf mistress that treats me like I'm her favorite pet damn it.
I also just want to knock her up over and over again but that's already been said.

>> No.39270719

>>39270433
Fuck, meant to link >>39270706

>> No.39270872
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After my reincarnation in MGE i will start acting like a tsundere towards monster girls. I will troll them, call ugly and show my hatred to make them angry. And then someone finally catch me and will rape until i start crying, and you know, turn into orgasm mess. But she won't stop. She gonna torture my body mind by ultimate pleasure, to the point where i can't even stand on my legs without her help. And when she stop and fall asleep, cuddling my exhausted body, i will smile with absolute satisfaction. Yes, i'm such a manwhore.

>> No.39270892

Are succubus that dress up modestly arguably more dangerous than the ones who dress up lewdly? Or do they just suck at being a succubus?

>> No.39270933

>>39270892
I'm more afraid of the succubi that wear sweaters and mom jeans and act all nice than the ones with their underwear showing that act like sluts and you should be too.

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>here's your spy version of Mass Effect anon

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The only ones awake to see this are euros, and they are powerless to stop alp conquest.

>> No.39271152

>>39271120
But what if I conquer an alps love?

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A rare coin can be more precious than the monetary value it holds as currency!

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I don't think many people are awake right now but any suggestions for who else I should make chibi sketches of?

>> No.39271282

>>39267652
I want to darken a Uni into a Bic but lovingly.
>have a story idea but cant greentext it here for the NT-Retards
Anon and his Centwaifu go to Dr U.Nicorn for help with pregnancy, gradually end up in a co-op sextherapy 3way until purityhoss blacks-over

>> No.39271290

>>39267776
Weird that they have 4 ears but not 4 hooves.

>> No.39271309

>>39271120
I am euro and this man makes me feel funny.

>> No.39271336

>>39271309
>man
No, mamonobanana fixes everything

>> No.39271363

>>39271120
Gullible Anon thinks he's going to get femdommed by 'odd' Succ
>hfw 'she' wants to be the femsub and keeps wanting it up the ass for nostalgia
Not ever going Alp-Succ

>> No.39271375

>>39271269
bogeys cousin the bogie clwon

>> No.39271442

>>39271269
Owl Mage because fluffy

>> No.39271515

>>39271241
cute moneyfaries
>>39270933
and also have their eyes clsed and say ara ara

>> No.39271564

good morning, i had scary dream about getting chased by black slime girl that would dissolve things and also shapeshift in different objects in a abandoned manision

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>>39271564

>> No.39271593

>>39271583
maybe it was a shog trying to play with me in dream land

>> No.39271631

>>39271564
I had a dream where I was rewinding VHS tapes. That was my job. My actual job. Like what the fuck.

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>>39268925
Sleepy snugglers in supersized shirts

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>>39271667
Undersized shirts are good too

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>>39267641
ahhhhhh...
big brown muscle mino...
I need to be cuddled by one...

>> No.39271900

>>39271864
What about being cuddled by __two__

>> No.39271917

>>39271900
Nobody can handle that much mino.

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>>39271917
I can!

>> No.39272014

>>39271120
this is a trick, because americans are the real alps.

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>>39271375
>>39271442

>> No.39272226

>>39272170
Very cute, would get lost in owlfluff. Thanks anon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5myeIQDv-Q

>> No.39272384

>>39271363
>up the ass
Maybe after she's pregnant.

>> No.39272422

>>39271564
>>39271631
I dreamed there was some drama because a new fighting game had blatantly stolen the bunyip design for one of its characters.

>> No.39272495

>>39272170
CUTE

>> No.39272501

The terror and fear when the Asian Parent Monstergirls go:

>"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!"

>> No.39272596

U ARE WIENER

>> No.39272669

>tfw ywn wake up to both massive and milky titties on your face everyday

>> No.39272705
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Oni or orcs?

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It's raining. Time for gaming. Yeah?

>> No.39272711

>>39272705
gimme p'orcs, i aint a vegeatrian or vegan

>> No.39272716

>>39272705
Oni and P'orcs. Western orcs are ugly.

>> No.39272754

>>39272669
Just marry a human woman and impregnate her.

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>>39272716
You take that back

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>>39266974

>> No.39272784

>>39272754
no i always want to wake up to milky tits on my face even if she aint preggers... yet
>>39272716
this

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>>39272716
>>39272784
Wrong

>> No.39272811

>>39272774
Many souls girls get the D

>> No.39272835

>>39272765
>>39272807
i aint into muscle, thats why i Like p'ors more

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>>39272705
loli liches

>> No.39272896

ah yes the man thats covered undead fluids and embalming fluid is here

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>> No.39273117

imagine a town filled with chunni and goths, it would be very fun to be the happy person there

>> No.39273128

>>39273063
I will commit 1st Degree Mofu Molestation and be unrepentant afterwards

>> No.39273152

>>39273128
how many differemt laws can you break in MGC without knowing?

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>>39272896
You flatter me

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>> No.39273268

>>39273152
>Violating Curfew (i.e. leaving your house as a man without a monster)
>Inappropriate Sexual Provocation (i.e. showing any skin at all)
>Mofu Molestation
>Failure to Molest Mofu
>making officer D. Elf blush
>Hate Speech (i.e. sending the mayor empty egg cartons)
>Possession of Contraceptives
Just to name a few

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>>39266974

>> No.39273299
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Oh no it’s a big scary monster!

>> No.39273322

>>39273286
Is she judging me or my cock? And what does she think?

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>>39273299
Psyche!

>> No.39273370

>>39273268
what about playing with pudge? or stealing monsters you see, or annoying monsters into raping you

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>>39273369

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>>39273412

>> No.39273433

Anything noteworthy I missed since Friday morning?

>> No.39273436

>>39273322
i think she like it

>> No.39273449

>>39273429
L-lewd

>> No.39273549

>>39273268
im still not paying my taxes or paying to ride the train or bus

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UUOOOHHHH
LOLI PHARAOH EROTIC

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>have to go to hospital because lilim wife accidentally "broke" you
>again
>looks like the isekai didn't fully adjust your body

>> No.39273591

>>39273549
Failing to pay taxes or bus fare is punishable by up to a four hour date with the arresting officer

>> No.39273597

>>39273571
nurse kiki is cute!

>> No.39273638

>>39273591
thats if they can catch up since they eat so many damn donusts

>> No.39273667

>>39273571
I'M NUCLEAR

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>>39266974

>> No.39273697

>>39273571
Outta my way you thot, gotta propose to that kiki nurse

>> No.39273707

>>39273429
AIEEEEEE

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>>39268179
What if me and my wife want a marshmallow dog

>> No.39273736

>>39273571
i like walking up in hosptial cause I od pn raging shrooms, it funny

>> No.39273826

>>39273709
paint it green and watch sola try to eat it

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on a certain cursed board on 4mon there's a thread where posters edit pictures of human boys with degrading tattoos and give them captions about being worthless breeding sluts and cumpumps for hellhounds

>> No.39273945

>>39273881
Enslaved by a hellhound, the man suffers as the offpsring he was forced to create dogpile him.
He will never be free.

>> No.39273951

>>39273881
nooooo

>> No.39273997

>>39273881
imagine going 4mon's /k/ and saying meleel i retarded, magic takes too long, guns is perfect, or cosplay monster husbandos on the cosplay board

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>>39273997
t. man about to be swordblasted from a mile away

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>>39266974

>> No.39274304

>>39274253
>>39274253
>>needing to be a mile away
>luaghs in cursed 20mm arteillery cannon

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>>39274253
He's got a point.

>> No.39274345

>>39274325
I could outdraw her.

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good morning! i love my wife meiya!

>> No.39274423

>>39274345
>implying you could ignore her massive tits
>>39274398
buenos dias, senor viejo

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>>39274253
My wife could rain down demon silver rounds from even further

>> No.39274488

>>39274253
sorry grandma, we aint in the 14th century anymore we got this >>39274455

>> No.39274520
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>>39274423
uh.. yeah. hello to you too!

>> No.39274574

I want to inherit a dairy farm through arcane legal shenaniganry that also doubles as a holstaur knightly order.

>> No.39274594

>>39274574
>tfw you hear "slosh, slosh, slosh" instead of stomping when they march

>> No.39274603

>>39274455
Big projectiles, perfect for slicing in half. Besides by the time she aims that thing she is gonna be gone.

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>>39273571
>lilim wife notices you starting to black out
>"no no no, we're not doing that again"
>puts her hand on your chest and blasts you with demon energy until your eyes start glowing

>> No.39274620

>>39274423
Though I walk through the valley of hag, I shall know no lust, for you are with me. Your washboard chest and big loli butt, they comfort me.

>> No.39274640

>>39274594
Its hard work.
Many of them come from noble backgrounds and have 'good breeding' that requires you to frequently milk them, ensure they have ample grounds to train, and may even need to take them out for armor refittings or weapon forging.

Thankfully you can sell their milk for high prices and they are more than 'thankful' enough to ensure you're well compensated.
And yes, the sloshing of their chests shall announce their arrival.

>> No.39274743

>>39274640
i aint into knights, so imma just turn them all into breeding sows that cant fit into hteir armors anymore

>> No.39274768

>>39274743
I mean, nothing wrong with that.
You basically get a heard of chubby, heavily pregnant, himedere cows that make high quality milk who will just save their arms and armor for their daughters to inheret.

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>>39266974

>> No.39274915

>let it slip that you're a bit discontent that your Amazoness wife thinks you're not manly
>she misunderstands and wants to show you how you're the model of masculinity in her culture and she appreciates you

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Submit to the dragon supremacy

>> No.39275002

>tfw no himidere curvy lich to annoy and flirt with everytime you break into her castle
>>39274992
>doughagon
FTFY

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>>39273945
Truly no crueler fate

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>>39274992
dragon deez nuts across her face

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Weedworm

>> No.39275211

Dragons are dumb and Wyverns are cooler

>> No.39275214

>>39275182
Drugs are bad unless I take them in copious amounts

>> No.39275253

>>39275182
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>> No.39275274

>>39275121
That's your soul that she's looking at, anon. Don't make jokes or she might do things to it.

>> No.39275293

>>39275274
What she gonna do molest it? What that do?

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>>39275182

>> No.39275378

>>39275182
Why is my aunt in my room smoking weed an in her undwerwear

>> No.39275454

gentelwomanly monster always ask politely to rape men

>> No.39275475

>>39275454
It ain’t rape if you ask, dum monster

>> No.39275490

>>39275310
But mwee!

>> No.39275552
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Say something nice about my wife (plural)

>> No.39275558
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>>39267106
>>39267129
Just a reminder: around elves, watch yourself

>> No.39275592

>>39275558
>imagine being scared of some tree hugging hippie old hags whose hips might give if they run

>> No.39275610

>>39275592
They'v been practicing hip movements on pillows for the past 1000 years. They are ready.

>> No.39275636

>>39275610
>impying that means something other than they losers

>> No.39275659

>>39275454
Mad Hatters
Dark Musketeers
Dhampirs

>> No.39275707

>>39275475
>say yes
get raped and kissed
>say no
get raped without any kisses

>> No.39275750

>>39275707
if you say no then s its rape, if you say yes it just consensual forceful fucking
>>39275610
LOL EVEN LMAO, fucking elven hags

>> No.39275861

>>39275636
Unfortunately this also means they just need to shake those hips a bit with your dick in for you to insta-cum.

>> No.39275875

>>39273571
Ignore Lilims, acquire Kiki

>> No.39275881
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>> No.39275910

remember, switching to your cock is quicker than reloading your primary

>> No.39275911
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>> No.39275917

>>39275552
>wife
>Golf Course
= a quick 9 holes

>> No.39275943

>>39275552
Do Wind-knives do 4way play, or do the other two sit outside schlicking when its not their turn?

>> No.39275951
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>>39275454
>*kisses your hand*
>May I have this rape, sir?

>> No.39275972

>>39275911
With a dazzling display of colors, she woos potential mates?

>> No.39275982

need an old momster to hug under the blanket

>> No.39276004

>>39275951
>>and that what your mother when we first met, I shit you not
>Anyways, I pushe her over and raped her and nine moneths later, all eight of you came in the mail

>> No.39276038
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I want her to call me mastah and let me sleep on her

>> No.39276067
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>> No.39276076 [DELETED] 

>>39275943
both.

>> No.39276084

>>39276067
cursed

>> No.39276101

>>39276067
is it weird that i find the sharp mouth thingamajigs that abyassls have cute

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>>39266974

>> No.39276135

>>39276103
Hatchery sounds like a place where you suck eggs

>> No.39276174

>>39276103
>>39276103
can she give me a house in texas? and can I get her number as well?

>> No.39276200
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Reminder that cars are disgusting and every man that rides a car could be riding a dragon.
She has a human form but I don’t think there is any SFW pic of her because all she wears is a cloak while her tits bounce around

>> No.39276207

>>39275943
Mainly foursomes, but MGE does mention that you can fuck one at a time while the others are elsewhere.
>Would you rather have dinner, a bath, or us?
>Yes.

>> No.39276212
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>>39276200

>> No.39276221

>>39276038
Like a dream come true

>> No.39276353

>>39275972
Dragonia has the best rave parties.

>> No.39276357
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>I've seen cockatrices with more guts than you

>> No.39276366

>>39276353
i never been to one but i wanna go to one in dragonia! Hope nothing happens

>> No.39276404

>>39276353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm_RTOABNKs

>> No.39276432

>>39276357
and i've cocktirces with bigger tits than you, flatty

>> No.39276461

>>39275031
Shoggoth is worse, a man cant live an independent life and has to constantly have assists, like having an overprotective mother

>> No.39276470

>>39276103
>Centaur shatters...
.... my pelvis but its still all okay.

>> No.39276478

>>39276432
>help, I've accidentally a cockatrice

>> No.39276507

>>39276478
i really think that cockatrices should have big tits

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>> No.39276548

>>39276507
and massive thighs

>> No.39276572
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i think your fox needs some exercise

>> No.39276576

>>39276207
I try to include all my wives at once, it's more romantic.

>> No.39276584

>>39276461
You can try guilt-tripping a Shog, feeling worthless because you can't do anything by yourself.

>> No.39276590 [DELETED] 

>>39276572
nah, she good, it just that mofu weighs a kit, is what she says

>> No.39276616

>>39276200
>She has a human form but I don’t think there is any SFW pic
Don't care about your excuses. Post monster girls or fuck off, furfaggot.

>> No.39276649

>>39276584
i don't think i've ever seen a slime feel remorse

>> No.39276662

>>39276572
nah she good, her mofu just weighs a lot is the excuse i get from my fat of hag gf

>> No.39276669

>>39276529
>goth elves
Yes

>> No.39276675

>>39276662
>fox
AHHHHAH FUCK MTY LIFE, I CANT FUCKIING PELLE

>> No.39276706

>>39276675
it happen

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>>39276649
Have you seen a slime do something that should make her feel remorse?

>> No.39276724

>>39276706
WISH IT NOT

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>> No.39276783

>>39276713
False imprisonment?

>> No.39276824

>>39276763
white dragon, how lewd would she be

>> No.39276828
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>> No.39276847

>>39276828
>i wahs myself with a sponge on a stick

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>>39276783
aka honeymoon
i think she let him out of the cave eventually

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Slime cunny

>> No.39276912

>>39276853
wholesome

>> No.39276920
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>> No.39277007
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Slimes are slowing taking over the thread. Continue posting at your own risk

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>>39277007

>> No.39277044

>>39277037
3.6 roentgen? This is within acceptable limits.

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>>39277007
Slowly?

>> No.39277072

>>39277066
honestly it is more derpy cute

>> No.39277082

>>39277066
Young slimes got cute bodies but aren't all the way there yet.

>> No.39277128 [SPOILER] 
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here you go

>> No.39277144
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>>39277007
I love gooey gashes!

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>>39277066
But assuredly.

>> No.39277152

>>39277082
here's a helpful guide
https://imgbox.com/eRPSREH3

>> No.39277177

Slime got no plushness or plumpness, and they get me all dirty

>> No.39277178

>>39276853
>Shoggoth takes her master to another dimension

>> No.39277206

I would volunteer to become Druella's slave.

>> No.39277212
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>>39277177
Lies and slander

>> No.39277222

>>39277212
Slime is jus slime, can’t rest on her withiut getting wet

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>>39277222
And that's a good thing

>> No.39277259

>>39277233
Nah,if I wanna get wet, either I’m showering, working out, or fucking

>> No.39277381

Post well-endowed holsts

>> No.39277385

>>39277178
Sounds comfy

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>>39277381

>> No.39277402
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Mofu; not even once.

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>>39277381

>> No.39277442

>>39277421
Sir, that's not a holst

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>>39277442
she is holst, just rare breed that fly

>> No.39277473

>>39277453
I think you're confused, anon. There are no breeds of holsts that fly. They are land dwellers, typically inhabit rural areas and settlements, have bovine features, and chew the cud.

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>>39277473
They are flying cows, she even told me that they exist! She even has cowbells!

>> No.39277515

>>39277481
She doesn't appear to have genuine bovine features, nor does it look like she chews the cud. I think it's safe to say that she has deceived you.

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>>39277515
so you telling me therer is such breed as a mofustien as well

>> No.39277551

>>39277541
I need BIG and SOFT cows that are amazed by my adventures as a low level adventurer.

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>>39277541
there is indeed

>> No.39277577

>>39277541
Does she have bovine features and chew the cud?
If you can find one, then yes.

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>> No.39277647

>It was inevitable. Slimes led by their queen were heading to your town with the intent of taking it over.
>Your town had no real army to speak of so they alll fled...except you.
>Somehow no one told you about this (because they either forgot about you or assumed you already knew)
>As a result you were the only human in the town, a fact you were not aware of.
>The slimes realized this before long and were incredibly amused. So they decided to have some fun.
>They'd disguise themselves as humans and carry on like nothing ever happened.
>Whichever slime drops the disguise is out of the game
>Will anon ever catch on that the entire village is now nothing but slime girls?

>> No.39277649

>>39277608
to know evil and choose it anyway is hotter.

>> No.39277718
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>>39277649
Love the evil
Cuddle the evil
Impregnate the evil

>> No.39277728

You could wake up to this every day: https://twitter.com/RubbishFOX/status/1510258204810579972
All you have to do is worship foxes.

>> No.39277736
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>>39277577

>> No.39277742
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>> No.39277772

>>39277742
Gonna take her to bed and give her the snug.

>> No.39277782

>>39277742
>local kej not so smug after being mating pressed by anon

>> No.39277833

Speaking of holsts, does anyone have that enlarged version of the holst CG from KC's game?

>> No.39277903

>>39277402
he is living the dream though.

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>>39277833
All I got is this

>> No.39278009

>>39277937
at first i was a little disappointed he's using the same combat system for holsts since they're less likely to outright attack you directly compared to other monsters however;
big honkin holst titties

>> No.39278076

>>39278009
that's not the combat system. That's regular loving sex.

>> No.39278116

>>39278076
i suppose i never really appreciated the difference when i see bars and meters and such.
then again, maybe all sex is combat in a sense.

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Why do furries constantly inject themselves into communities that don't want them? I'm so sick of hearing "Well if you think about it harpies and furries aren't that different." Fuck off.

Anyway, a lot of Bern art lately, but most of it is too spicy for a blue board.

>> No.39278184

>>39278116
It's cute. If you lose against imp she just asks if you want to be sweeties and you spend the rest of eternity getting fucked by whatever girls you had at that point because you're mindbroken.
I think KC comes here, because if you lose you basically just become what enslaved always said you would become.

>> No.39278228

>>39277742
>small smug kejourou with a big butt
She must be very weak to anal. Although I do prefer the chests on girls like those to be small too

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>>39278167
Sorry, meant to also mention big update to the BBS prototype/demo coming up

>> No.39278241

>>39277742
She needs a baby bump to support those tits.
I'll be happy to assist her in such an endeavour

>> No.39278248 [DELETED] 

>>39278241
Care to share what sorts of things are being added in this update?

>> No.39278266

>>39278236
Care to share what sorts of things are being added in this update?

>> No.39278340
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39278340

White boys fuck dogs.

>> No.39278396

>>39278167
They got their bad reputation for a reason. Also most of the time they know they won't be accepted but still act like they belong precisely because it causes angry reactions.

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>>39278396
I stay here, among my people. Who love MGE.

>> No.39278454

>>39277037
Elephant Foot > Camel Toe

>> No.39278475

>>39277647
First moment he realises Slime-fakes aren't unbearable holes like the previous 3Ds
>Slimes can have cunts but cant be cunts.

>> No.39278501

>>39277647
>dumb slime immediately breaks character and rapes anon
>only realizes later that she lost the game
>but she did get the guy, so who's the real moron?

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https://imgbox.com/g/TmVlq8Heqj
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 112. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/Ja2v4q0k'

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

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>>39278266
A lot of it's graphical polishing, but we did also implement (to a limited extent) a system for earning money to buy things for Bern and some general quality of life improvements. We fixed the bugs in the mini game and did some general rebalancing.

We'll fix any new bugs that may arise, but this will be the final demo before we work through the full game.

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>> No.39278582

>>39278507
that bunyip guy always has immaculate taste in commissions. i like the 4 arm ! ! too.

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>> No.39278596

>>39278527
Nice!

>> No.39278645

>>39278555
>>39278587
Dibs on Mama Mia

>> No.39278646

Stop posting used goods single mother trash
Those two things don't really go well with monster girls anyway nor does it make any feasible sense.

>> No.39278670

>>39278646
oyakodon based

>> No.39278672

>>39278646
What you call used goods, I call a lovely waif

>> No.39278676
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>>39278527
A lot of technical improvements, as well. Clothing items are now usable items that get added to your wardrobe screen, and food items will cause Bern to have a reaction once you return to the home screen (If you give her a soft pretzel, she'll blush and say "So yummy!")

Oh, and when you finish working for the day, she'll give you words of encouragement (unless you've been neglecting her, in which case she'll get gradually more lonely/upset).

>> No.39278778
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>Human roober not so smug after dog started rubbing him

>> No.39278809

>>39278646
>Those two things don't really go well with monster girls anyway
not every monster girl is mge, the vast majority aren't

>> No.39278834

>>39278507
>https://imgbox.com/DBWV9KHt
Good goat handling.

>> No.39278865
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>>39278809
This isn't the mge general but also it is but also certain mge girls are bad.

>> No.39278883

>The real estate market of a popular human country crashed since the government was overthrown by an angry fluffle of Wererabbits
>New study proves that fox fluff does indeed cure depression, disproving the theory that Kitsune therapy was a placebo scam.
>The authorities reported that men selling their semen online were kidnapped and raped by their first client in 99.5% of cases. The numbers of sellers tripled since the announcement.

>> No.39278902

>>39278778
>Robberkeptassexslavenewsstory.jpg

>> No.39278927

>>39278676
>Oh, and when you finish working for the day, she'll give you words of encouragement (unless you've been neglecting her, in which case she'll get gradually more lonely/upset).
Why would you do this?

>> No.39278981

>>39278507
>https://imgbox.com/PulYhD9u
All pears should wear underwear like this.

>> No.39278999

>>39278646
But I like oyakodon

>> No.39279105

>>39277152
Hag slimes are overpowered.

>> No.39279144
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>>39278670
>>39278999
Just bone your wife and blood related monster daughter, don't worry about the consequences of inbreeding. The Mamono mana makes it work without a problem

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>>39278507
Freckle hound gives me a mighty need.

>> No.39279190
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>>39266974
Kitty titty

>> No.39279244

>>39279144
Okayodon can be enjoyed in different flavors.
>Hopeless CC Dragon adopts a Salamander
>Salamander grows up to be a rebellious goth JK
>She brings Anon home
>3 virginities were lost that day

>> No.39279294

>>39278834
Still smug though needs correction

>> No.39279336

>>39279144
Call me a faggot but my fetish is non blood related oyakodon

>> No.39279357

>>39273678
fox daughterus are dangerous, best get them paired with a childhood friend ASAP

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>>39278883
night of the lepus could use an MGE remake

>> No.39279377

>>39279190
Why are overweight cats so much better?

>> No.39279399
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>>39279377
suit yourself

>> No.39279445

I want an eldritch lilim that accidentally warps reality every time she gets lovey dovey.
>walking alone on the beach, when the waves start to warp and spell out "I love you" in the foam.
>eating food at a restaurant, and the food gets up and pretends to do lewd things to each other
>each night your dreams are filled with falls through cyclopean chasms and abysses, with only your lilim wife to hold onto
>she may or may not take advantage of you in your dreams

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>> No.39279556
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>> No.39279582

>>39279357
Too bad, little foxes prefer onii-chans who can fully appreciate their smug and cheeky behavior.

>> No.39279704

>>39279556
>DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED

>> No.39279771

anyone else have a desire to be tied up and played with by a monster girl

>> No.39279800

>>39279771
sometimes

>> No.39279839

godamn gremlins

>> No.39279849
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39279849

I need her

>> No.39279861
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>> No.39279865

>>39279849
embrace shog

>> No.39279895

>>39279849
shogs scare me

>> No.39279896
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>>39279865
Gladly

>> No.39279910
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>>39279895
You'll get over it.

>> No.39279915
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>> No.39279939

I want a shog maid, but I don't want my entire house to become shog.
I'd rather get a clumsy blue slime maid.

>> No.39279973

>>39279939
consider a nureonago maid

>> No.39280005
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39280005

>>39278167
> "Well if you think about it harpies and furries aren't that different."

once the new harpy world order has been inacted i'll gather all of the furries and shoot them down like the animals they are. burn their flesh in a cleansing fire.

>> No.39280009

I want to anally fist my Hakutaku math teacher in exchange for a better grade.

>> No.39280017
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This is the only maid I need. I just need to train those bad manners out of her

>> No.39280027

>>39280009
>fist
what the heck man

>> No.39280031

>>39279915
Gyaru shortstack succubus.
Best possible combination of 3 words.

>>39280009
Do not fist a cow.

>> No.39280035

>>39279939
I am sure she would understand and work to ensure your needs and desires

>> No.39280052

>>39280009
thats how you get a f and get sent to sex 101

>> No.39280099

how the series should it end?

>> No.39280111

>>39279895
It is easy to get over after she has pampered you!

>> No.39280137

I wanna wake up with no idea who am I at level 1 in hagville.

>> No.39280149
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I want a monospecies harem, but I can't decide if it should be a harem full of elves, sneks or succubi.

>> No.39280156

>>39280137
i dont want to wake up at all

>> No.39280170

>>39280149
is it still monospecies if they are all subspecies of the same monster?

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>>39278167
Monster girls fans don't have to tolerate furries any more than people who like anal sex have to tolerate scat.

>> No.39280281

>>39278676
This is really cute.

>> No.39280295

>>39280052
>Anon is sent to sex 101 after attempting to suddenly fist his math teacher
>His classmates are:
>A valkyrie who is as dense as a harem protagonist
>A werecat who is afraid of penises
>A mershark who is convinced blowjobs involve a lot of biting
>A kiss-slut kraken who can't stop herself inking when making out
>He must pick a partner for the class or else he'll be paired with the old chubby succubus teacher.

>> No.39280305

>>39280295
I mean, a mersharks teeth act like demon silver, so I'd pick her

>> No.39280308

>>39280295
Taking the old chubby succ

>> No.39280327

>>39280295
Gonna anally fist all of them.

>> No.39280329

>>39280170
It depends. I'd say a shirohebi and an apophis count, but an amazon and a kunoichi don't, they're too different.

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>>39279895
You may not like her but she likes YOU

>> No.39280352

>>39280327
>Anon was later sent to a sesh with mindflayer sensei

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>>39266974

>> No.39280371

>>39280361
those are some big tails

>> No.39280381

>>39280352
Gonna convince her that she loves being anally fisted.

>> No.39280383
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>>39280017
>Hellwan Maid destroyed the waxed floor with her clawed feet
>Always cooking on a pit outside rather than the fancy magical gas stove
>Doesn't trust the refrigerator as something shouldn't be that cold without in the arctic.
I think it would be easier to just accept it.

>> No.39280389

what makes your mg go ???

>> No.39280399

>>39280295
gimme succ sensei. I just cant handle seeing all that pudge go unmolested

>> No.39280410

>>39280383
just tell her your extremely disappointed in her, and start making it seem your looking for a replacement, leave maid magazines around, take trips to the academy, discuss her contract

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>>39280361
Holy shit look at those TAILS

>> No.39280437

>>39280389
Telling them I don't want to have sex until marriage.
It would mostly confuse them since they have already decided I'm their mate so they don't understand what the problem is.

>> No.39280444

>>39280305
>She only practiced her blowjob technique on dolls beforehand
>The dolls' dicks all look like horror movie victims
>You decide to let her suck you anyways
>Next thing you remember is waking up in a hospital bed with a burning sensation in your groin
>Lich Doctor says it's nothing serious and that you'll get used to it after passing out a dozen or so times
>Mershark wants to give it another go as soon as you recover

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>>39280031
That's a gote anon. The succ tail must be a diversion.

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>> No.39280491

>>39278167
99% of the time it's faggots like bollocks who is a known furry and /trash/ fags who think anybody wants to fuck the equivalent of a sapient snuggles bear.

>> No.39280575

could she make you cry?

>> No.39280581 [SPOILER] 
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>>39280458

>> No.39280591

>>39280575
She just needs to fuck you so much the tears start spilling

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>>39280575
Could? Yes. Would? No.

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>> No.39280606

>>39280336
She will absorb you anon, NO!

>> No.39280610

>>39280604
Nice boobs. Bit small for a centaur but good.

>> No.39280644

>>39280575
From happiness at how much she loves me? Sure.

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>>39280437
It's really just a formality to most of them, but it really gets those that understand the significance of it. Wedding dresses are a plus too.

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>>39280575
I'd cry both during and after sex with my face buried deep in her cleavage.

>> No.39280664

Game show where the contestant has to run through and obstacle course while being chased by hags.
The hag who catches him gets to keep him and wins a year worth of fertility drugs.

>> No.39280679

>>39280664
The Running Man but with monstergirls.

>> No.39280704

your too late anons my special brew has been released into the city!

>> No.39280713

>>39280704
You're not the Uwaabomber, are you?

>> No.39280714

>>39280704
what's in it?

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>>39280606
I am sure it would be temporary

>> No.39280736

>>39280664
>Show starts with an interview
>Anon tells all about his dreams of marrying a youthful human girl with an elegant modest chest
>The things he fears most are spiders and aggressive bovines
>He ends up caught by a bakunyuu 500 years old Ushi Oni

>> No.39280740

>>39280713
>uwaaabomber poisons all of the sugar in the city
the sabbath is doomed for sure

>> No.39280751

>>39280736
Thats the best right there, regardless of if its on a rape spider or a gremlin.
Every monster girl needs breasts she can carry in her arms.

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>>39280410
Or I could just install some granite floors/walls I don't feel comfortable with trimming her claws.

>> No.39280780

>>39280714
"Dr Jubs mix";
Modified JubJub flu containing apophis venom, prisoner fruit enzymes and raging mushroom extract, vaporised into a gaseous form

>> No.39280785

Is there any mind flayer willing to turn me into a squid? I want to experience pleasure

>> No.39280796
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I would love to have a shoggoth waifu to take me on universe adventures.

>> No.39280805

>>39280780
"you come for the toxins but you stay... because your married! hehehe"

>> No.39280815

>>39280805
General anon, you must stop Dr Jub

>> No.39280831

>>39280726
No escape for the rest of the day if a Shog gives into her slime instincts and traps you in her body.
Be a good master and she might let your head peek out from between her shogboobs.

>> No.39280833

>>39280785
It's a natural ability gained by their husband as part of becoming an chaos incubus. You control when you change and change back whenever you want.

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>> No.39280860
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>>39280831
Gives a whole new meaning to house arrest

>> No.39280890

>>39280856
....I think I found her weak point.
Wish me luck boys

>> No.39280908

>39280860
Hello newfag.

>> No.39280932

>>39280908
Meant for >>39280860

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>>39280831
The best monster deserves the best attention

>> No.39280944

>>39280932
You're not supposed to give him (You)s.

>> No.39280948

>39280932
Is this a newfag thing too or 4D baiting?

>> No.39280957

>>39280948
Meant for >>39280932

>> No.39280968

>>39280856
gonna finger her navel

>> No.39280969

On Lamias: Snakes are phallic symbols, however, the inside of a snake's mouth looks like a female reproductive organ. The head of the snake is replaced by the body of woman, her vagina sitting where the snake's mouth would be.

>> No.39280976
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Fuck, he got me good.
(captcha: W00DD)

>> No.39280983

>>39280785
I too wish I could pound Mindflayer pussy and enjoy out-of-this-world sex.
Sex with all chaos monsters is top tier, except maybe Shoggoths since they're just maid slimes.

>> No.39281002

>>39280968
>finger
dick*

>> No.39281018

>>39281002
ya gotta tease before you get to the good stuff

>> No.39281020

>>39279849
>Can go from petanko to full booba monster, also does housechores
she holds too much power

>> No.39281025

>>39280983
They have tentacles anon, she could even be the bed you sleep on, she would want you to have lewd dreams just for her

>> No.39281039

monogamy is the only good ogamy

>> No.39281045
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Be honest, anon. Do you work out enough and maintain a good enough routine to be worthy of a strong wife?

>> No.39281053
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>>39281045
I work out to be strong for a smol wife

>> No.39281061
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>>39281045
Dunno, always tired and fatigued.

>> No.39281070
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>>39281039
Truth.
>>39281045
I exercise enough to not be a fatass anymore and I built up some muscle since covid started. I still dream of a really buff wife.

>> No.39281090

>>39281025
Superior waifu

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>>39281045
>strong
>wife
women are weak

>> No.39281119

>>39266974
Just like Ranni the Witch in Elden Ring. Sabbath Witches and Baphomets most likely sit upon a stack of books to appear taller.

>> No.39281143
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>>39281105
It is actually quite weird for human females to be so much weaker than the males. In the animal world things are tougher, not quite mantis tough, but you are going to need to put in the work if you want to top

>> No.39281180

>>39281143
why does the intense gaze of the jackal do this to me?

>> No.39281191

>>39281143
Whys is she mad?

>> No.39281193

>>39281143
that's not a constant at all in mammals

>> No.39281196

>>39281020
That is the point, she holds back from using her full potential because of her mastah

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>>39281180
>>39281191
She's just bad at communication!

>> No.39281219

>>39281193
Of course not, but bipedalism did a number on human women

>> No.39281222

>>39281143
>>39281201
how to beat big gym jackal?

>> No.39281235

>>39281143
I'm not a biologist, but is it really that weird? I mean the difference in strength, the disparity must vary between species.

>> No.39281240

>>39281180
you like being glared at boy?

>> No.39281248

>>39281219
The only primates where males being larger isn't the case are the ones that aren't sexually dimorphic.

>> No.39281267

>>39281201
Why does your personal trainer needs to princess carry you?
That looks unprofessional.

>> No.39281291
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>>39281267
New on the job, please understand

>> No.39281389

>>39281240
n-no

>> No.39281405
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>>39281389
Too bad

>> No.39281409

>>39280796
I want that with Shoggi also, Anon

>> No.39281424

>>39281405
>no ! !
not a real anubis

>> No.39281431

i only like mgs if they are taller than me.

>> No.39281449
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>>39281424
She isn't an anubis, she's a regular jackal. However, all egypt doggos need to be married and hand(paw)held

>> No.39281471

>>39281431
Standing boob smother is the optimal height.

>> No.39281482
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>>39281389
betcha deliberately slack off so you'll under their furious gaze don't cha boy

>> No.39281492
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>>39281471

Correct

>> No.39281506
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embrace slime

>> No.39281509
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39281509

>>39281471
also boob hats

>> No.39281529

>>39281180
>>39281240
>>39281405
>>39281482
>anon craves to be a slave

>> No.39281558

>>39281506
slime sex is great.

>> No.39281586
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>>39281506
>>39281558
I am marked by her loyalty lies only to her and her to me

>> No.39281650

i dont want comfy, i want a wild adventure(with monster girls)

>> No.39281658

>>39280361
long tails

>> No.39281733

>>39281650
Allow Shog to act as living armor for your adventure

>> No.39281747

>>39281650
Comfy is post adventure! Be it either have been raped into the ground or won against all odds, settling down is for later in life. Explore, find new lands, new people and new things to fight!
>>39281733
No.

>> No.39281753

>>39281650
You get comfy when you rest by the bonfire with your companions before you continue your adventure next day.

>> No.39281765
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>> No.39281773

>>39281529
>All boys are sluts and don't even resist monster girls advances
>Some willingly fling themselves at monster girls
>Others even willingly enslave themselves to the girl of their choice
I bet the Manticores hate it and complain all the time about how it's too easy these days and wonder where all the challenge went.

>> No.39281789

>>39281650
silly anon, do you think monstergirl will let a frail human go on an adventure?

>> No.39281807

Magus-anon are you working on the next alternate ending for the oni?

>> No.39281814

>>39281733
I want a queen shog wife so I can go on adventures to save my shog kingdom with my shog party members and my shog equipment

>> No.39281825

>>39281814
Save it from what? A Shog villain?

>> No.39281831

>>39281789
Not taking a frail human along means that many less chances to show off when they effortlessly protect them

>> No.39281843

>>39281825
One of the old ones

>> No.39281852

>>39281586
def was one of the choices i had when choosing a waifu.

>> No.39281853

>>39281843
She's come back to reclaim her servants?

>> No.39281885

>>39281789
i may be level on but that means i have room to grow! all i have to do is keep grinding!

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>>39281885
Oh you'll be doing plenty of grinding alright

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>>39281912
I want to grind inside of my dragon wife

>> No.39281987

>>39281912
Monsters wonrt be laughing as literally grind my way to max by my lonesome in a week or so without sleeping or resting, consequences be damnned

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>>39281852
I saw here and was immediately claimed

>> No.39282052

>>39281912
so I grind my sexual tech tree out but who would be a good teacher for me?

>> No.39282074

could an mg be a mentor?

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>>39282023
rather cute. the same thing happened to me with my wife.

>> No.39282112

>>39282074
Why not?

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>>39282052
Hakus are factually the experts in this regard.

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What is your guy’s opinion on the various waifufags?

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>>39282122
I considered Greenworms before the greenwormfag but he's pretty chill and has strengthened my consideration.

>> No.39282175

>>39282122
I don't really have strong feelings about any of them, good or bad.
Also none of the meme images they're responsible for are funny. Not a single one.

>> No.39282213

>>39282122
they're alright, greenwormanon brought about a lot of good art, jubjubanon actually be insane

>> No.39282232

https://twitter.com/narlewds/status/1510788299488522240
:)

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>>39282213
am i that mad?

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>>39266974

>> No.39282302 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.39282308

huh, when will that faggot leave

>> No.39282361

>>39282308
are you talking about me?

>> No.39282364

>>39282122
I miss Gazerfag and Wockfag. Ambivalent about Miiafag. Echidna-Anon is pretty based for his dedication to the Gacha Snake. GreenwormAnon is pretty laid back and a cool person. Wightfag is pretty alright. SlimeCarrier-Anon is pretty cool considering what his object of affection is.

Namefags are an entirely different animal however.

>> No.39282378

>>39282302
>a reddit/facebook tier meme made Order Parents and Boomers

What kind of memes and material can you expect from Order Parents or Order-aligned Boomers?

>> No.39282380

no, just stop and fuck off

>> No.39282393

>>39282380
Meant for >>39282308

>> No.39282403

>>39282378
Likely stuff mocking the young dumb knights that think they can just storm the higher leveled monsters yet end jobbing to slimes

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>>39282175
I like this one although it isn't much of a meme but still pretty funny

>> No.39282450

mg A
mg B
mg C

>> No.39282460
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BRING OUT YA UNDEAD! BRING OUT YA UNDEAD!

>> No.39282463

>>39282460
litch anon really helped me realize how hot litches were.

>> No.39282487

>>39282460
Sour undead milk

>> No.39282513

>>39282460
>Lich
>>>wearing anything down there
That is no Lich!

>> No.39282520

>>39282513
then what can she be?

>> No.39282534

>>39282520
I dunno maybe some Holst undead variant

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Rata of Rata News Nine here, we have an eyewitness of the raping, what happened here?

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>> No.39282645

>>39282628
benis went into icy snatch, icy snatch not let go, benis go spurt spurt!

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>>39282645
>t. Wurm on her way to work

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>>39282628
Rata News Nine are a bunch of liberal hacks. I only watch Kitsune News.

>> No.39282790

>>39282733
i trust in wurm, she goes straight to the point!

>> No.39282812

There is a power outage in hagville.
The streetslamp have gone cold.
What lurks in the dark?

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>> No.39282830

>>39282812
neethags, chunni hags, creepy hags, perverted hags who use their voices to lure anons into a dark alley where the anon will lay aheagoing and get a photo taken of his face and uploaded to Hagged.com

>> No.39282845

>>39282814
She looks very trustworthy.

>> No.39282852

>>39282814
why does sister Vulpa have heart pupils, and why is looking at me? Where is everyone else? W-w-why are the d-dddoors locked?

>> No.39282885

>>39282814
>tfw ywn get nunned

>> No.39282897

>>39282814
HAAAGG BIG THICK FOXGIRL PREIST HAG TITS, UOOAHHHH FAT THIGHS MADE FOR PINNING MALES!!

>> No.39282922

>>39282897
>anon says this while slobbering when right in front of Sister mofu, she is visibly very confused

>> No.39282974

>>39282232
neat

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>> No.39282982

>>39282814
she doesnt look holy at all...

>> No.39283043

I cannot tell if Order Boomers are the absolute monster haters that hate the current age monsters even as beautiful loving women. Or are these type of Boomers:

>"*Slurp* Yep, I remember the time when the devout and faithful don't easily fall for ass and titties and the younger folk don't pay for them so called microtransactions. Those were good times."

>> No.39283049

why do you want to talk about the order?

>> No.39283090

>>39282981
Cute pai loli succ

>> No.39283099

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be careful around adopted daughterus, they may imprint on you if you aren't careful.
Especailly if you are a single dad.

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>>39282814
She looks scary. I think I'll stick with this nice human nun.

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>>39283049
Where do you think most monstergirl's husbands come from?

>> No.39283261

Ah, so you a faggot, gotcha

>> No.39283269

>>39283261
he's nothing if not consistent.

>> No.39283294

I really wonder /tg/ wants to bring their shit in this thread, just start making your old shitty threads again

>> No.39283308

>>39283294
Dunno with you and the /tg/ shit. But I do love imagining /tg/ Phantoms who railroad the campaign so hard just because they have made such an elaborate story for said campaign.

>> No.39283339

>>39283308
I like /4mon/ tg better, I wonder what would they argue about

>> No.39283403

>>39283339
Constant and copius amount of Battle Mace Forty-Million and Wonderland DMs' Magic Realms

>> No.39283437

>>39278340
*boats

>> No.39283446

>>39283339
>"UGH THESE STUPID FUCKING MAN THINGS RUINING OUR BOARD GAMES!"
>"I KNOW RIGHT THESE STUPID HUMAN ME SHOULD JUST DIE AND KEEL OVER!!!"

And then the moment a human boy walks into the hobby shop. The same /tg/ mamono suddenly change their tone and spill their spaghetti when they now have to interact with him.

>> No.39283463

>>39283189
There's a mythical stork MG who hand-delivers them to lonely single monsters. They just have to believe.

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>>39283463
>There's a mythical stork MG who hand-delivers them to lonely single monsters. They just have to believe.
>Breaking News! Another office building with single men is raided by deranged stork harpies
>In unrelated news, marriages have gone once again this week with no end in sight

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