/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39266974
Dang yous is fasts

>>39266958
Why is this fat dragon so wonderful? Top 5 easily.

>>39266974
How would mges feel about?

>>39266997
cause she just like you, you fat ass glutton

next anon will be forcibly married to ten elves

I fucking hate elves so much

>>39267106
To gentle, give me 10 hellhounds, I want to be on a rape train.

>>39266997
How do you explain this to your parents?

>>39267150
“I married a fatty, just like I dreamed”

>>39266974
Shoggi would drag anon into a time out should he not properly desire her

>>39266974
>tfw ywn fall into monsokyo

>jubjub does her hardest not to be a constant jub brain for her partner

>>39266974
That she is

>>39267129
Elves are boring anyway.

licensed goat inspector at work

>thought all those memes of super old monsters treating humans as kids were rather overblown
>like it was cute and all, but surely they’d treat you for the physical age rather than some number.
>went out to watch Morbius today
>got barred near entry, with them asking my age
>told it to them. They were clearly surprised in disbelief
>Even showed my driver’s license
>they took a while verifying that it was true and then let me watch
>thought it weird but yeah, guess I can pass off as someone under 18
>watched the entire movie, didn’t seem like it warranted a +18 restriction. Hell for a movie about vampires there wasn’t any gruesome scene and the deaths felt out of focus
>checked the age restriction at home
>it was a +14 restriction
>>>the theater’s personnel thought I was some 13 years old kid, if not younger
>now I feel like I not only understand, but DEVELOPED the fetish of wanting older monster girls to treat me as an underage
I blame Morbius, I blame the movie theater’s guards but above all else I blame (YOU) people! What did you to me!

>>39267252
Imagine the full body hugs

>>39267150
Half of this thread is full of people who fantasize of being the boytoy of a fat evil monster hag. They'd probably adore the idea and sending happy letters home to their family.

>>39267007
Feel about what?

>>39267292
Nice blog you stupid fucking faggot. Fucking kill yourself.

>>39267303
How do they feel about feels

>>39267260
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>39267292
This isn't your blog. Who are you quoting? Get out of /jp/.

>>39267292
Are you a literal shota?

>>39267303
Cute, concubine cats.

SMT with MGE rules and monsters thrown in would be fucking god tier. You cannot prove me wrong.

>>39267106
>>39267129
The duality of man.

>>39267288
But I don't want to go to the tea party!

>>39267292
Uh what?

>>39267372
Oh, but you're the Very Special Guest tonight, and all that entails!

>>39267292
Enjoy your youth anon
Getting old really sucks.....

>>39267292
Delete your post, fuck off and never come back.

>>39267387
I only drink milk tho

>>39267372
>"oh what a lovely tea party"

>>39267379
He is a Bogiefucker now.

>>39267372
Don't worry Anon, if you don't want to go to the tea party, the tea party will come to you

>>39267319
Why the aggression?

>>39267397
And drink it you will.

>>39267392
As long as portals open within this lifetime there should be enough options to fix that between the Mermaid Blood and dark magic

>>39267410
If you can't figure out why you should leave.

So if I start a metal band with demonic imagery would I get angels and other order girls coming to concerts to try and purify me and the band or would I mostly just get monster extremists? Asking for no nefarious reason

>>39267435
Why?

>>39267450
Cause you're just as cancerous.

>>39267414
But I see no milk cartons or anything and why this milk warm. And why doexps everyone have wet spots around their nips

>>39267470
That explains nothing. If anything it makes you the cancerous one for just screaming left and right.

>>39266974
Any direct links to Shoggi fanfics?

>>39267497
>fanfics
Die

>>39267484
>That explains nothing.
I don't care, I'm not going to explain shit to a faggot outsider who shouldn't be here to begin with.

>>39267527
Cared enough to spam the thread with your bitching though

>>39267555
You're not understanding. I don't care to explain to you because you should have fucking left by now you retarded faggot.

>>39267512
>>39267527
Where the hell did you crawl from?

>>39267512
She would preserve me!

>>39267578
I've been here longer than you, faggot. People who called writefaggotry "fanfics" were always called out.

>>39267578
Trolls falseflagging. They like to pop out around this time.

>>39267569
Making a good point of proving that by screaming around

>>39267476
Don't worry about it.

>>39267598
Don’t you have a /tg/ thread to go shit up by now?

Shut up and post horsepussy.

>>39267607
My trusty Mush companion.
Would happily adventure with that hatter.

moo

>>39267620
You get harpy feathers and you will be happy

>>39267611
>outsider trying to fit in
Now THIS is /tg/ behavior. Trying to chase off actual /jp/ posters so you can have free reign to spamming you warhammershit or western elf garbage?

>>39267620
Centaurs aren't usually my thing but there's just something about unicorns

I see /vg/ is trying to pretend to be from /jp/ again.

>>39267620
Nearls aren't horses, anons. They're foxes.

>>39267641
baaa

>>39267646
Ok, /tg/. This isn't your club and nobody cares about you. Don't you have warhammer shit to discuss?

>>39267607
Why are they taking their tops, oh god help me

I love liches!

>>39267598
Tbh there is not that many writings of shoggoth girls

>>39267713
They are very good girls, be they recluses just studying new magics or regal ladies of high standing in the undead courts that are still monotone

>>39267711
You gotta fight back anon, take off your pants, be the opposite force to challenge their powers

>>39267713
liches get stiches

>>39267718
Shoggoths are simply too strong. No one can keep their hands on the keyboard to record the pleasure down.

>>39267713

>>39267693
Kill yourself you sniveling vermin. You faggots have tried this shit countless times before in the past. If you want to post absolute diatribe like >>39267292
and think it's good go do it on Twitter or something you obnoxious nigger.

>>39267713
foxy liches

>>39267713
>>39267752
I require more Latenight Liches

>>39267761
It is time for alcohol

>>39267753
The moment you went around telling people to kill themselves you already exposed yourself from /vg/, moron.
Do you really think anyone will buy your cheap bait?

>>39267670
They're bipedal horsepussy like in Umamusume

>>39267771

>>39267761

>>39267773
>Thinks /vg/niggers invented the use of telling someone to kill themselves
Holy shit newnigger please get the fuck out or lurk for two years minimum before posting.

>>39267761

>>39267771
>>39267781
>>39267782
>>39267793

>>39267790
Congratulations on acting completely like anyone from /vg/ would while spamming down the thread. Are you done?

>>39267734
my wieners weird, they'll bully me
>>39267729
imagine a lich going OHOHOHOH

>>39267776
Christ they are, I keep thinking her family are foxes. Whatever I still want to breed the auntie.

>>39267744
There has to be some I must search harder!

>>39267811
Depends, you going to finally take the fucking hint and fuck off you piece of shit outsider? Or would you rather act like you're actually welcome here while posting trash like >>39267292 that looks like something from plebbit?

>>39267814
>Drill hair
>Strategically gothic dress.
>Flat expression
>Emotionless "Oh-ho ho ho!" complete with pose.
She's perfect.

>Ghouls commenting on how she's come a long way with her laugh

>>39267825
I'm not reading that. Can't you do any new trick?

>>39267804
She can be seductive when she can be bothered to try.

>>39267832
now would she be flat or be extremely curvy?

>>39267837
That's what I thought, newnigger.

>>39267849
Good for you

>>39267842
Dummy Lich sensei....

>>39267607
you're sucking those titties.

>>39267860
Hurry up and kill yourself please.

>>39267846
I'd say extremely curvy as she tries to pinpoint the exact perfectly large curve.

>>39267860
>>39267872
FUCK ALREADY

>>39267865
Shroom milk is good for you

>>39267872
Monster Girl Thread. Stay on topic.

>>39267718
She can adjust her body at will, who wouldn't want that?

Tribal Liches!

>>39267862

>>39267886
I prefer kot flavor

>>39266974

>>39267906

>>39267896
>The regimented magics of your academies ignore the wild magics out in the world.
>Death, life, they intertwine out here in ways that can be far more effective than the methods found in the tomes and towers of the civilized world.

>>39267927
Guilty of what?

I have a strong need to best monster in duels and to gain three or four rivals

>>39267944
I can dig that.
Its a good way to inadvertently find a harem.

>>39267933
Sorry mam but this sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo.

>>39267942
Guilty of touching her phylactery and not putting a ring on her finger.

>>39267886
hmmm,,, bobbies on my head

>>39267942

>>39267953
She shouldn't leave it just lying around then
>>39267962
I want my lawyer

>>39267951
I can see them teaming up to put an end to a man's undefeated streak to save face and stop him from beating a fifth legendary monster warrior

Shoggoth or kikimora?

>>39267711

>>39267991
>Team up to beat Anon
>Meaning they have to admit they are too weak to beat him one on one.
They'd have to lose quite a few times to admit that, especially if they're prideful girls.

>>39267989
>She shouldn't leave it just lying around then
It has a clear "do not touch" sign on it, dummy assistant!

>>39268006
>used goods
Ew.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some ancient bloodlines of monsters have blessings from their gods that have seeped in enough to their blood that they've become similar to demigods.

Lord help you if you get the attention of a salamander with some sort of Ares Divinity, her challenges will be mighty and her poems of glory terrible.

>>39267944
How about a whole deck of rivals?

>>39268041
No thanks I like sword fights not children's card games

>>39268041
Now thats a royal flush worth playing.
Gonna live a happy life with them in wonderland

>>39268049
>He doesn't believe in the heart of the cards

>>39267991
>still wins in the end
>>39268013
imagine magical hag, lich sensei!!!!

>>39267912
what does kot flavor taste like?

>>39268029
I'm gonna laugh at her challenge and walk away.

https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc

>>39268007
If they don't do it some other hussy might beat him or worse he'll keep growing stronger until he's bested everyone and I think that may hurt their pride more knowing they let a mere human grow to become the strongest in the lands!

>>39268118

>>39268105
>He dare mock me? A warrior blessed by ares herself and nearly a devinity unto herself?
>....
>M-maybe I need to work more on my poetry. I think rhyming "lambast" and "cum blast" was a bit of a stretch.

>>39268124
>Local Anon achieves number one ranking in local ladder.
>Much salt and a boss rush ensues.

>>39268144
In LN world, whenever you have your first child with your monster wife, a marshmallow cat appears on your doorstep

>>39268124
you knwo what, I'm going to win every fight against the toughest and strongest monster, just to spite them. Im going to train like no one ever did, no rest, no fap, no comfy until I am the strongest in da land!!

>>39268144
>>39268179
A world famous pet! Everyone loves a marshmallow cat!

Ln makes my sugar level rises too high!!!

>>39267645
the dream!

>>39268217
man, LN universe is so comfy

>>39267886
thanks, but i prefer bird milk.

>>39268217
What an odd statue...
Oh well, it's almost nighttime, I should probably head home soon

LN world?

>>39268189

>fox smugs at you
wat do

>>39267912
>>39268235
More for me, then

>>39268229
It's just the right blend of MGE lewd with that LN comfy that I'd just have a blast living.

>>39268237
Nah, anon. I heard that if you stuck around past midnight you'd see something cool happen to the statue! Also maybe it's best to call her by the little name engraved on the plaque, would be rude not to.

>>39268245

>>39268267

>>39268267
that cat got wings

>>39268276
>My Wurm daughter wants a pet

>>39268277
Marshmallow cats are magical, anon. You didn't know?!

>>39268297
so they is such a thing as marshmallow cat dark mage that has tons of marshmallow cats

>>39268306
Marshmallow cats are very popular familiars, yes

>>39268315
post the marshmellow cat girl

>>39268260
Punk Shog

>>39267641
>Hey little guy, do you mind if you could milk me real quick?

>>39268306
Of course, Anon. Who else would The Big Nya bestow gifts upon?

good nite, willl try and dream of busting into the kiki mob hq and fightinhg my way up to the boss and screwing her right in her table as her henchies come pouring in

>>39268350
Big Nya, patron god of lonely children and wonderful surprises

>>39268428
Not even the Order could hate such a loving companion.

>>39267842
>Apprentice Anon slips out at night to peruse the bars of the Undead Kingdom.
>The first place he visits he runs into his Lich master, out conducting "research".

>>39268489
>Lich meeting her old friend turned zombie turned Wight that snagged a husband to get tips on how to get Apprentice Anon to like her

>>39268123
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

>>39267607
>>39267414
What is mushroom milk like?

>>39268257
If a woman did that to me in the middle of the forest, i'd run because I don't do crazy

>>39268572
Ah, but if you're in Wonderland, you're already mad.

>>39268589
circumstantial evidence, many anons are dragged into wonderland against their wills

>>39268639
Oh? But what about mana markers, and destined husbands and wives?

If you’re in Wonderland, it’s because you want to be there, whether you realize it or not. And only the mad reside in Wonderland.

>>39268639
Will I at least have fun adventures with a snide Cheshire Cat sidekick?

>>39268670
Yes. She was bored (horny) so of course she will follow (molest) you on your fun (confusing) adventures while providing insightful (sarcastic) commentary

>>39268639
how to gain access to wonderland? i want to live there.

>>39267923
casual fox, delicious

succ the vampire

>>39268740
Gonna need a bigger sunhat.

>ywn be sold on the hagville underground auction

Why even live

>>39268639
Can I get a Jabberwock?

Anyone thirsty for some coco milk?

>>39268776
Forgot pic

>>39268694
Can monsters go without thinking about sex when they're around men?

>It's a boys-versus-girls-competition-because-guy-says-sexist-comment episode
how would the monster girls defeat our human boy heroes this time?

I just want to go to her world

>>39267652
For me, it's nightmares. Whitehorns are also pretty good.

What are the rules for your daughteru's sleepover?

>>39268827
Girls is oversized shirts are the best

welcome to the jungle

>>39268323
Doesn't exist

How do I faint faster so that I can get monsters to stop raping me sooner?

>>39268905
Me too Anon, me too

>>39268933
They’re cute in mg form, but these little shits are so fucking annoying

Remember to embrace vampires. They all need help letting off some tension.

Would a Hellhound agree if her husband asked her to hug him using 100% of all her strenght? And how would that feel?

>>39269134
Dumpire drama queens

>Finally reach the big bad lilim
>Shows up to our boss fight wearing sweatpants, crocs and some random metal band t-shirt that is way too big for her
>Complains she has a headache today so they’ll be no fight today
>Has done this everyday for the whole month
This is fucking bullshit, can I report her to the guild for this and get a new big bad?

>>39269282
Remember to always interrupt a chuuni's speech. The dialogue is too long and no one cares anyway.
>>39269313
You can always just camp by the door and wait, asking for a specific time means they'll throw more mobs at you so you miss the designated time and they can sleep in more.

>>39269328
>Remember to always interrupt a chuuni's speech
Asura's Wrath taught me this.

>>39269282

>>39269313
clearly you have to kiss it better anon.

>>39268179
>>39268189
>>39268315
I’m allergic to cats, is there a marshmallow dog in the LN universe?

>>39269585
its powers are unknown and its motives unclear. do you persist?

>>39268123
Yes, I'll marry both the ratatoskr and sandworm. Thank you!

>>39269585
Actually, yes.
They come in hell flavor too.

Karakuri when?

>>39269711
This post makes me happy.

>>39266974
I want to put my head in the big mouth.

I need marshmallow monke

You wouldn't bring half elves into the world, would you, anon?

I'm gonna bring half dark elves into this world.
Though I'm so annoyed by dark elves. I love their aesthetic as well as their super lewd demeanor but I also can't stand BDSM.
I just want a dark elf mistress that treats me like I'm her favorite pet damn it.
I also just want to knock her up over and over again but that's already been said.

>>39270433
Fuck, meant to link >>39270706

After my reincarnation in MGE i will start acting like a tsundere towards monster girls. I will troll them, call ugly and show my hatred to make them angry. And then someone finally catch me and will rape until i start crying, and you know, turn into orgasm mess. But she won't stop. She gonna torture my body mind by ultimate pleasure, to the point where i can't even stand on my legs without her help. And when she stop and fall asleep, cuddling my exhausted body, i will smile with absolute satisfaction. Yes, i'm such a manwhore.

Are succubus that dress up modestly arguably more dangerous than the ones who dress up lewdly? Or do they just suck at being a succubus?

>>39270892
I'm more afraid of the succubi that wear sweaters and mom jeans and act all nice than the ones with their underwear showing that act like sluts and you should be too.

>here's your spy version of Mass Effect anon

The only ones awake to see this are euros, and they are powerless to stop alp conquest.

>>39271120
But what if I conquer an alps love?

A rare coin can be more precious than the monetary value it holds as currency!

I don't think many people are awake right now but any suggestions for who else I should make chibi sketches of?

>>39267652
I want to darken a Uni into a Bic but lovingly.
>have a story idea but cant greentext it here for the NT-Retards
Anon and his Centwaifu go to Dr U.Nicorn for help with pregnancy, gradually end up in a co-op sextherapy 3way until purityhoss blacks-over

>>39267776
Weird that they have 4 ears but not 4 hooves.

>>39271120
I am euro and this man makes me feel funny.

>>39271309
>man
No, mamonobanana fixes everything

>>39271120
Gullible Anon thinks he's going to get femdommed by 'odd' Succ
>hfw 'she' wants to be the femsub and keeps wanting it up the ass for nostalgia
Not ever going Alp-Succ

>>39271269
bogeys cousin the bogie clwon

>>39271269
Owl Mage because fluffy

>>39271241
cute moneyfaries
>>39270933
and also have their eyes clsed and say ara ara

good morning, i had scary dream about getting chased by black slime girl that would dissolve things and also shapeshift in different objects in a abandoned manision

>>39271564

>>39271583
maybe it was a shog trying to play with me in dream land

>>39271564
I had a dream where I was rewinding VHS tapes. That was my job. My actual job. Like what the fuck.

>>39268925
Sleepy snugglers in supersized shirts

>>39271667
Undersized shirts are good too

>>39267641
ahhhhhh...
big brown muscle mino...
I need to be cuddled by one...

>>39271864
What about being cuddled by __two__

>>39271900
Nobody can handle that much mino.

>>39271917
I can!

>>39271120
this is a trick, because americans are the real alps.

>>39271375
>>39271442

>>39272170
Very cute, would get lost in owlfluff. Thanks anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5myeIQDv-Q

>>39271363
>up the ass
Maybe after she's pregnant.

>>39271564
>>39271631
I dreamed there was some drama because a new fighting game had blatantly stolen the bunyip design for one of its characters.

>>39272170
CUTE

The terror and fear when the Asian Parent Monstergirls go:

>"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!"

U ARE WIENER

>tfw ywn wake up to both massive and milky titties on your face everyday

Oni or orcs?

It's raining. Time for gaming. Yeah?

>>39272705
gimme p'orcs, i aint a vegeatrian or vegan

>>39272705
Oni and P'orcs. Western orcs are ugly.

>>39272669
Just marry a human woman and impregnate her.

>>39272716
You take that back

>>39266974

>>39272754
no i always want to wake up to milky tits on my face even if she aint preggers... yet
>>39272716
this

>>39272716
>>39272784
Wrong

>>39272774
Many souls girls get the D

>>39272765
>>39272807
i aint into muscle, thats why i Like p'ors more

>>39272705
loli liches

ah yes the man thats covered undead fluids and embalming fluid is here

imagine a town filled with chunni and goths, it would be very fun to be the happy person there

>>39273063
I will commit 1st Degree Mofu Molestation and be unrepentant afterwards

>>39273128
how many differemt laws can you break in MGC without knowing?

>>39272896
You flatter me

>>39273152
>Violating Curfew (i.e. leaving your house as a man without a monster)
>Inappropriate Sexual Provocation (i.e. showing any skin at all)
>Mofu Molestation
>Failure to Molest Mofu
>making officer D. Elf blush
>Hate Speech (i.e. sending the mayor empty egg cartons)
>Possession of Contraceptives
Just to name a few

>>39266974

Oh no it’s a big scary monster!

>>39273286
Is she judging me or my cock? And what does she think?

>>39273299
Psyche!

>>39273268
what about playing with pudge? or stealing monsters you see, or annoying monsters into raping you

>>39273369

>>39273412

Anything noteworthy I missed since Friday morning?

>>39273322
i think she like it

>>39273429
L-lewd

>>39273268
im still not paying my taxes or paying to ride the train or bus

UUOOOHHHH
LOLI PHARAOH EROTIC

>have to go to hospital because lilim wife accidentally "broke" you
>again
>looks like the isekai didn't fully adjust your body

>>39273549
Failing to pay taxes or bus fare is punishable by up to a four hour date with the arresting officer

>>39273571
nurse kiki is cute!

>>39273591
thats if they can catch up since they eat so many damn donusts

>>39273571
I'M NUCLEAR

>>39266974

>>39273571
Outta my way you thot, gotta propose to that kiki nurse

>>39273429
AIEEEEEE

>>39268179
What if me and my wife want a marshmallow dog

>>39273571
i like walking up in hosptial cause I od pn raging shrooms, it funny

>>39273709
paint it green and watch sola try to eat it

on a certain cursed board on 4mon there's a thread where posters edit pictures of human boys with degrading tattoos and give them captions about being worthless breeding sluts and cumpumps for hellhounds

>>39273881
Enslaved by a hellhound, the man suffers as the offpsring he was forced to create dogpile him.
He will never be free.

>>39273881
nooooo

>>39273881
imagine going 4mon's /k/ and saying meleel i retarded, magic takes too long, guns is perfect, or cosplay monster husbandos on the cosplay board

>>39273997
t. man about to be swordblasted from a mile away

>>39266974

>>39274253
>>39274253
>>needing to be a mile away
>luaghs in cursed 20mm arteillery cannon

>>39274253
He's got a point.

>>39274325
I could outdraw her.

good morning! i love my wife meiya!

>>39274345
>implying you could ignore her massive tits
>>39274398
buenos dias, senor viejo

>>39274253
My wife could rain down demon silver rounds from even further

>>39274253
sorry grandma, we aint in the 14th century anymore we got this >>39274455

>>39274423
uh.. yeah. hello to you too!

I want to inherit a dairy farm through arcane legal shenaniganry that also doubles as a holstaur knightly order.

>>39274574
>tfw you hear "slosh, slosh, slosh" instead of stomping when they march

>>39274455
Big projectiles, perfect for slicing in half. Besides by the time she aims that thing she is gonna be gone.

>>39273571
>lilim wife notices you starting to black out
>"no no no, we're not doing that again"
>puts her hand on your chest and blasts you with demon energy until your eyes start glowing

>>39274423
Though I walk through the valley of hag, I shall know no lust, for you are with me. Your washboard chest and big loli butt, they comfort me.

>>39274594
Its hard work.
Many of them come from noble backgrounds and have 'good breeding' that requires you to frequently milk them, ensure they have ample grounds to train, and may even need to take them out for armor refittings or weapon forging.

Thankfully you can sell their milk for high prices and they are more than 'thankful' enough to ensure you're well compensated.
And yes, the sloshing of their chests shall announce their arrival.

>>39274640
i aint into knights, so imma just turn them all into breeding sows that cant fit into hteir armors anymore

>>39274743
I mean, nothing wrong with that.
You basically get a heard of chubby, heavily pregnant, himedere cows that make high quality milk who will just save their arms and armor for their daughters to inheret.

>>39266974

>let it slip that you're a bit discontent that your Amazoness wife thinks you're not manly
>she misunderstands and wants to show you how you're the model of masculinity in her culture and she appreciates you

Submit to the dragon supremacy

>tfw no himidere curvy lich to annoy and flirt with everytime you break into her castle
>>39274992
>doughagon
FTFY

>>39273945
Truly no crueler fate

>>39274992
dragon deez nuts across her face

Weedworm

Dragons are dumb and Wyverns are cooler

>>39275182
Drugs are bad unless I take them in copious amounts

>>39275182
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>39275121
That's your soul that she's looking at, anon. Don't make jokes or she might do things to it.

>>39275274
What she gonna do molest it? What that do?

>>39275182

>>39275182
Why is my aunt in my room smoking weed an in her undwerwear

gentelwomanly monster always ask politely to rape men

>>39275454
It ain’t rape if you ask, dum monster

>>39275310
But mwee!

Say something nice about my wife (plural)

>>39267106
>>39267129
Just a reminder: around elves, watch yourself

>>39275558
>imagine being scared of some tree hugging hippie old hags whose hips might give if they run

>>39275592
They'v been practicing hip movements on pillows for the past 1000 years. They are ready.

>>39275610
>impying that means something other than they losers

>>39275454
Mad Hatters
Dark Musketeers
Dhampirs

>>39275475
>say yes
get raped and kissed
>say no
get raped without any kisses

>>39275707
if you say no then s its rape, if you say yes it just consensual forceful fucking
>>39275610
LOL EVEN LMAO, fucking elven hags

>>39275636
Unfortunately this also means they just need to shake those hips a bit with your dick in for you to insta-cum.

>>39273571
Ignore Lilims, acquire Kiki

remember, switching to your cock is quicker than reloading your primary

>>39275552
>wife
>Golf Course
= a quick 9 holes

>>39275552
Do Wind-knives do 4way play, or do the other two sit outside schlicking when its not their turn?

>>39275454
>*kisses your hand*
>May I have this rape, sir?

>>39275911
With a dazzling display of colors, she woos potential mates?

need an old momster to hug under the blanket

>>39275951
>>and that what your mother when we first met, I shit you not
>Anyways, I pushe her over and raped her and nine moneths later, all eight of you came in the mail

I want her to call me mastah and let me sleep on her

>>39275943
both.

>>39276067
cursed

>>39276067
is it weird that i find the sharp mouth thingamajigs that abyassls have cute

>>39266974

>>39276103
Hatchery sounds like a place where you suck eggs

>>39276103
>>39276103
can she give me a house in texas? and can I get her number as well?

Reminder that cars are disgusting and every man that rides a car could be riding a dragon.
She has a human form but I don’t think there is any SFW pic of her because all she wears is a cloak while her tits bounce around

>>39275943
Mainly foursomes, but MGE does mention that you can fuck one at a time while the others are elsewhere.
>Would you rather have dinner, a bath, or us?
>Yes.

>>39276200

>>39276038
Like a dream come true

>>39275972
Dragonia has the best rave parties.

>I've seen cockatrices with more guts than you

>>39276353
i never been to one but i wanna go to one in dragonia! Hope nothing happens

>>39276353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm_RTOABNKs

>>39276357
and i've cocktirces with bigger tits than you, flatty

>>39275031
Shoggoth is worse, a man cant live an independent life and has to constantly have assists, like having an overprotective mother

>>39276103
>Centaur shatters...
.... my pelvis but its still all okay.

>>39276432
>help, I've accidentally a cockatrice

>>39276478
i really think that cockatrices should have big tits

>>39276507
and massive thighs

i think your fox needs some exercise

>>39276207
I try to include all my wives at once, it's more romantic.