/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want a squid to touch me.

Where can I find hot ghouls?

Consider overpowered slime girls

Finally, I almost gave up hope of every seeing a monster girl picture again...

>>39199280

>>39199243

Wrote another short story. This time it features a Pyrow fwb. Enjoy.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38038711

>>39199358
Nice, thank you. I'll give it a read

>>39199264
Consider committing suicide.

>>39199358
>fwb
Monster girls trapping men with lies just like humans.

>>39199394
Why so angry?

>>39199413
Marry the boat

Which monstergirls are the best for embracing

>>39199459
boogies>everything else

>>39199459
Grab four witches and embrace them all at the same time.

>>39199459
mino
the hug is strong and will last overnight, if not well into the following afternoon

>>39199459
Nice monster girl you posted you fucking faggot.

>>39199476
Which one was that again?

>>39199459
fluffy spiders

>>39199459
Krakens

>>39199358
>fwb
I can't believe another one fell for it. What did he believe the classic "Just the tip doesn't count"?

>>39199459
Big yetis

>>39199491
She's either undead, or a witch, based on her dialogue. But what she is for certain is a blessing.

>ywn adopt a monster that is actually just using lolification spell
>ywn be manipulated into spoiling and pampering her which is actually just her training you into becoming her obedient househusband when she "grows up"

>>39199396
>>39199576
You could totally be fwb with a monster!

>>39199533
Do I embrace the ushi, or does the ushi embrace me?

>>39199643
fwb who live together and have several kids.

>>39199643
Yeah, benefits like "pretend" marriage and "pretend" kids for those sweet tax cuts

>>39199664
Guess I'll just "pretend" to kiss her pregnant belly.
You know, as a joke.

>>39199661
>>39199664
Of course! The rings she got for you two are just friendship rings! The fact that she took your last name is just a tax thing too!

Nuclear winter when?

>>39199459
big dogs!

Where does one try out to join cupids on their missions?

>>39199601
Monsters are meant to be 'big'

>>39199459
Can't believe nobody has posted an Oni yet.

>>39199688
300% soft

>>39199685
You must achieve the highest score in Love Crisis 3

>>39199697
It gives them very potent bonuses to grapple checks for only a minor dexterity penalty

>>39199358
>FWB
>falling for a monsters trick
Another man lost.

>>39199700
So do they just sit around in arcades and watch people play or do they wait for someone to hit a high score or do they track you down when they come to play and see someone put ASS as the high score name?

>>39199700
So do they just sit around in arcades and watch people play or do they track you down when they come to play and see someone put ASS as the high score name?

The kiki business must grow

>>39199771
Remember to repeatedly impregnate your maid and ensure you have both an ample maid force AND that she cant fit her chest into any of her tops anymore

Yeah, I'm thinking I could take at least three of these.

>>39199521
he posted about the clowns, remember this fact, less you get a clown to punish for being naughty instead of nice big plump bogey to hug and fug

>>39199800
honsetly I've seen this pic like a hundred times already. Its starting to make me dislike amazons even more

>>39199771
>>39199787
>keep impregnating maid
>she cant get any work done except in the first few months
>fucks you out of frustration
>cycle repeats

>>39199814
She will now learn the post powerful of maid techniques.
Delegation.

Its only available to head maids and requires lots of experience.
It means she's become a very high level maid.

Wendigos are dumb,just hiding in their cloaks and eating frozen cartoon meat

>>39199826
>post
it is a post but I've think you meant most

>>39199834
Truly living the best life.

>>39199826
How much xp does giving birth give her?

>>39199813
Thank you for sharing anon

Monstergirls doing wholesome things!

>>39199862

>>39199843
Yes.
I've increasingly had typos which may have a variety of reasons behind them that I chose to ignore.
Instead, focus on leveling up her job.

>>39199848
Not a whole ton but teaching her daughters and caring for them does give a bonus to the skills needed to unlock the head maid class.

>>39199862
HORNED monster girls

>>39199868
Guess I'll have to start buying XP fertility boosters.

>>39199459
Troll, specially the ones that encourage you to motorboat

>>39199890
Made for handholding

If I drink a holst's milk straight from the tap, do I steal her exp?

>>39199911
no? you gain exp tho!

>>39199911
no, but your holstaur gym "trainer" will expect payment for the "gains" she's helping you get from it, however.

>>39199787
Remember your maid's fertility aura affects you too so don't be surprised when you can fill her up a lot easier then you used to.

pelvis shattering oni sex

>>39199975
The maid tree does come with fertility bonuses and bonuses to master virility at higher levels.
its to be expected.

>>39200027
Oni Alp.

Please pet the mofu

>>39199491
Fia is definitely a monster since she eats corpses

>>39199459
fluff snek

>>39200098
Dog Alp

>>39199443

I will set up a men's shelter where men can sleep without having to be bothered by monsters/women.

>>39199609
>hugs
cool
>hugs many men
not so cool

>>39200256
How do you fuck a ship?

>>39200314
i want to pray with sister cali!

>>39200309
You don't, anon is being a faggot and posting shit art.

>>39200323
>posting shit art.
I wouldn't say that. I'm just wondering how do you fuck a ship? Stick your schlong in one of her canons?

>>39200323
It's ship art, actually.

>>39200292
how could you keep monsters out of any place though?

>>39200309
Like this.
https://files.catbox.moe/77tfpj.png

>>39200399
ask them nicely to not?

>>39200292
I will take my chances at the local sabbath shelter. Religious figures never take advantage of their authority.

>>39200399
Just put posters on the doors that say all men inside are married, they'll definitely fall for it

>>39200444
They can smell virgins from miles away anon.
There is no hope.

>>39200399
no girls allowed sign out front

How do I get a Roomba in my house without offending my kikimora?

>>39200533
Dress it up in a Shoggoth outfit. Shogs and Kikis are naturally fast friends and this will make sure things go smoothly.

Remember that picking your wife's class is very important as that can allow her to take more advanced classes later on.

This is what still single monsters seethe and rage at.

>>39200594
what classes does mge work off and how chuuni do they get?

>>39200533
Oh I almost forgot that you also need to add a little “I love mastah” sign to its design. It’ll help even more than the Shog outfit as it will allow them to bond over a mutual love of You.

>>39200637
JRPG Job system where basic jobs can open into more advanced ones with the right stats or traits.
as for how Chuuni get, Dark Saber, Shadow Empress, and Night Queen are a few of them that can be unlocked, but the Chuuni Trait allows certain monster girls to get alternate skills and class names.
Its great.

got any erotic monster ideas for drawing?

>>39200707
Mantis raping a hunter that accidentally entered her territory.

>>39200707
Sandworm 69ing with her hubby.

>>39200711
Anon why are you posting genderbent art of some otome game.

>>39200707
Tsurara-Onna loli showing so much bare hip it's clear she's not wearing anything under the dress.

>>39200725
kuu rape has that special flavor to it.

>>39200707
Kiki in dress armor.
Modeled after a maid outfit

>>39200707
Anubis handholding

>>39200707
Holstaur wet t-shirt contest.

>>39200707
fat bottomed loli living armor

>>39200744
Lewd Kuu girls in general scratch a special itch.

>>39200707
Anything with kamaitachis, they need the love.

x is best girl

>>39200756
>Hey Anon, why is that armor so small? It looks like it was made for a little girl.
>And why does it have an armored skirt and leg holes that big? Do you know the size of the ass that would be needed to fit under- hey! Its running away!

Humans would be happier submerged in slimes.

Imagine being the poor bastard that sleeps through a monster invasion and by the time you wake up they're all already married.

>>39200707
Hatter at a tea party sitting in her soon-to-be husband's lap and grinding on his dick while carrying on normal conversation with the other guests and calling no attention to it.

>>39200798
Your wife will wait for you. They aren't uncultured sluts that marry the first man they see.

>>39199243
Everyone talks about demons in high heels, but what about angels?

>>39200809
Too late anon I've already skipped town.

>>39200837
Give her a sporting hunt will you?

>>39200707
zombie kissing anon's face

>>39200857
>They tell me this is a traditional swimsuit amongst you humans. Was I correct?

>>39200868
You're kinda overdressed, actually

>>39200707
Milf Fox in the Grocery store being laviscious to a stockboy who is stocking melons.

>>39200922
>oh cool, 10 kg
>ma'am please take your tits off the produce scale

MGE Bloodborne would be 100% fine if you just replaced 90% of the use of the word "blood" with cum or spirit energy.

>>39200931
>Excuse me boy, can you tell me if these melons are ripe, yes squeeze them, nead them a bit make sure they are firm.

>>39200938
Anon, think that through a wee bit more.

>>39200938
>cumborne

>>39200938
the combat is more compelling if you replace the bleed and poison meters with a climax meter

>>39200944
No.

I enjoy a good crusade fic

>>39200958
Anon please, some girls alive today still remember them and get salty about it.

>>39200947
>Frenzy stays the same except you the effects of a Raging Mushroom on steroids instead of losing health.

>>39200946
if you think about it, everyone is cumborne

>>39200960
Dressing up as a crusader and measuring how hard they cringe is how I'll find the perfect lolibaba for me

>>39200824
I prefer my angels in skimpy armor with heel boots

>>39200983
silly valk must have singed her wings cooking

>>39199243

>>39200960
So you're saying I should quote Saladin and make fun of them for their failures?

>>39200981
>Are you some sort of idiot? Do you even KNOW what order used that insignia?
>By the lady you don't even have the coloration right, it was rose red, not blood red!

>>39200987
No, that just makes different ones mad

>>39200995
How do I get all of them mad at me at once?

>>39201006
>Who cares about that crap, have you heard about the three kingdoms?

>>39201006
Say you prefer human women

i fucking hate today, i want to draw but FUCKING CAN'TAHHHHHHH

>>39199243

>>39201026
>cuckshit artist
suicide

>>39201042

>>39201073
Not only that man, I want to do more adventurous stuff as well

>>39201073
thanks, LN!

>>39201073
This art fairy seems a bit strange.

fun story about a guy geting fit by going parkour with his kunoichi wife

>>39201102
she's the benis fairy, she wants to not only see benis, she wants to see benis in vagoo

>>39200314
i want to confess my sins to her

>>39201106
Sounds like a good recipe for broken bones and tearful apologies.

>>39201135
it's okay they put demonsilver in the concrete mix

>>39201138
look I'm sorry but that's fucking stupid

>>39201152
Nobody cares you niggerfaggot

>>39201135
I mean, she'd probably take him to a training course with a net.

>>39201030
Jinkos just keep winning

>Succubi make fun of you while effortlessly beating you in combat
Why the FUCK would you want to marry a woman who outright taunts you over the fact that you're a worthless man?

>>39201244
Then don’t fight her dumbass and ask her out

>>39200707
crab bath

>>39201244
>not using this as fuel to get better
Fix that mental, hoss. She won't be laughing when you one-shot her ovaries.

>>39200707
Bee's pinning anon down for a milfy looking queen to have her way with him

I've wondered about clockwork automatons ever since negima had that one that let out moans when she was wound up

>>39201335
isnt it awkaward to have it in her back 24/7?

Men don't want to get raped and then they go and fish at the pond like nothing can happen.

>>39201275
>>39201295
>wanting a woman that makes fun of you to your face
Didn't know Will Smith posted here.

>>39201295
Where is the min-max guide for the crit impregnation build?

>>39201392
Oh please fuck off with that

>>39201335
>negima

>>39201386
MUCUS TOAD DARK SWAMP MAGE! RIGHT BEHIND ANON AFTER HE DEICED TO SKINNYDIP IN THE SWAMP! perfect, perfect perfect!

>>39201446
>Decide to skinnydip in the swamp
>No one will be around to see right?
>don't notice the toad, vampire mosquito, eel, and lamia all watching from the lilypads and bushes

mg for these feels?
https://youtu.be/S-Xm7s9eGxU?list=LL

>>39199243
The husbands of Gremlins and or Automatons are either those bald tech expert Youtubers. Or a Linus Tech Tips tech Youtuber.

>>39201423
Sounds like that hits close to home. Don't worry anon I'm sure those guys walking off with your waifu are just "friends".

>>39201486
>all the girls circle around him waiting for their chance
>gator girl jumps out of the water and nabs in seconds
>now these girls will have to settle with pouting while the gator girl claims her prize

>>39201496
>Or a Linus Tech Tips tech Youtuber.
Impossible, you can't make bizarre posts advocating racemixing with a robot. They'd have a Mist Continent or Zipangu girl.

>>39201446
with a cajun accent and smacks him upside the head instead of raping him right then and there. Takes him to her home, thought the poor thing was delirous since he didnt read the signs. Takes care of him
>>39201486
And the fishes, or gators, or the swamo dryads or the swamp alarunes

>>39201486
>What are you doing in my swamp!

>>39201514
>the gator girl claims her prize
Always beware of the mating roll. Guaranteed instant loss.

>>39201539
or even the doromes! The swamp is just filled with monsters waiting to get their man

>>39201073
>art fairy tries to get Anon to draw porn for her
>he alps

>>39201540
Ogres are abusive pieces of shit.

>>39201565
what i wouldn't give for one of those

>>39201423
>giving him a (you)
Reminder to ignore your local cuckposter.

>>39201419
Depends on what stat build you want to go for. Dex is more reliable, but Str is basically guaranteed twins if you hit. There's also Cha if you're one of those weirdos that likes playing counter builds. Smug monsters never see the reversal coming.

>>39201072
What about the same but with a opposite artist?

Why a mansion arena? wouldn't it be better to just make a serparate colliseum or something?

>>39201612
>phoneposter filename

>>39201608
The faith version for that octuplet chance.

>>39201543
and that's not even counting her sisters wanting a turn
>new gator wife finishes with you and lets you go
>oh god it's fina-
>run face first into more gator tummy as her sisters gather around and lick their lips
>gator wife #1 says she'll be back with some gumbo to keep anon's strength up

>>39201642
Time to bite my tongue and hope the next life is better.

>>39201573
I can fix her! She mean it this time!

Wind dragon

>>39201662
She doesn't love you anon

>>39201680
Her head will look good on my wall

hello! i love my jub jub wife!

You think there is a fetish for priests amongst monsters like how there is a fetish for nuns irl?

>>39201680
>likes the rain
>sensitive butt
>C O O L B E A U T Y
wife

>>39201720
No, Order grunts are kill on sight.

Man there's a guy with a lot of time on his hands around today, huh?

>>39201680
wind god girl

>>39201642
>the fat tailed gators make you king of the swamp
The viscous cycle, gators are too lazy to get a husband for themselves. At least it'll be another decade or two before another unlucky-lucky bastard fails around for the next generation.
You'd think people would wise up by this point, or maybe they have. Many gator wives make even more gator daughters!

>>39201757
im glad im not the only one that noticed the one dude being really edgy for you's lmao

>>39201688
That isn't true! She just has a different way of showing it!

Bulling the poor mummy girls

>>39201746
No, they deserve rape correction.

>>39201793
There's only so many times you can use the walking into a door excuse, anon...

>>39201804
Scum beyond redemption don't deserve that, only executions.

>>39199243
They should make a Wipeout/Ninja warrior type of show but instead of falling into water or something, you fall into a squid pit. It shall be called: Squid Games.

>>39201802
how?

I had a shower thought
jabberwocks are just kraken, dragon, kuchionna hybrid

>>39201830
making the same hackneyed joke about being all wrapped up

>>39201524
>They'd have a Mist Continent or Zipangu girl.
What makes you say certain Tech Expert Youtubers would have Mist Continent or Zipangu monsters as their wives?

>>39201805
I don't have to justify myself to you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to bail her out of jail for drunk and disorderly. Again.

>>39201845
no,
you get a time out for that

>>39201887
Because the example I quoted has an asian wife?

>>39201828
>It shall be called: Squid Games.

>As the Cheshire Cat is closing to death, she clutches the hand of her beloved boy and manages to speak
>"My beloved, before I perish. Please, come closer for I have to tell you- *cough*"
>The Cheshire's beloved leans closer to her as she then blurts out
>"SQUID GAMES!!!"

>>39201899
how am i wrong, multiple tentacles, kraken, each has a mouth, Kuchi Onna, and is a dragon. Also, im a grown ass man, I dont get time outs

>>39201802
does anyone know a good riddle lawyer? I'm pretty sure getting asked "how many kittens are you going to give me" is cheating.

>>39201923
I forgot. P'ords for both their wieghts and the fact one ate out my local wendis

>>39201923
>Also, im a grown ass man, I dont get time outs
>Not even in the triple digits age
Be careful anon, that's how you get a fox hag to adopt you

>>39201929
The answer is 0, just run away faster than she can chase. Now if you get caught then you're wrong and the curse will kick in, so while running beware of the cupids trying to shoot you.

>>39200627

So... yeah, dragons

>>39201821
That's kind of mean

>>39202073
Who cares? Order fanatics deserve living a miserable, horrible life or do you unironically want the same guy that cut your friend's head off to get "saved" by monsters.

>>39202093
I wouldn't know I've never had friebds

>>39200938
"Oh you seek the palecum? Well you've come to the right place. Just think of it all as a bad dream" Say's the nightmare horse

"Fear the old come Laurence, by the chief god, fear it"

>>39202029
I think she is excited.

>>39202125
>Moon Presence making people go bully her sisters because she's jealous she can't get a boyfriend
>Ends with (You) mating pressing the salt out of her so she can be a smug wife showing her husband off whenever she can

goodnight

>>39202129
Well, what monster wouldn’t get excited hearing a momsterless boy call himself an adult

>>39202162
What if you told them most humans dont live past 80?

>>39202174
Why would she give a shit when she can make you live as long as her by making you an Incubus? Or death not even mattering since you'd be together in the afterlife?

>>39202029
im 21 and i am grown!, wait what... where is she takig me, oh lord

>>39202108
That's a lie

>>39202174
Instant copulation and marriage so she can turn you into an incubus

>>39202183
I meant more like people die before they even hit triple digits.

>>39199834
>eating frozen cartoon meat
How is she eating it if it's frozen? Is Wendi gnawing at meat inside a block of ice?

Say something bad about having a dominant spider GF
thats right you cant

>>39200938
>>39202153
You get to propose marriage to Annalise, Queen of the Vilebloods. WHo's a vampire.

>>39202222
Spider parts

>>39202222
She's a spider and by virtue of being EMGshit she's also a massive whore.

>>39202174
>hoe to make any hag monster become yandere and way too overprotective of you in 3 seconds flat

>>39202228
>implying she wouldn't be married to Logarius after the "purge" goes horribly right

>>39202222
she'll sew embarrassing words on all the shirts and sweaters she makes you
>Boy Toy
>I Love My Dommy Mommy
>Husband in Training

>>39202207
People die when they are killed

>>39201714
I don't believe you

>>39202222
Can only shower love one limb at a time.

>>39202255
This is a positive as it marks you as spoder property

What if your kiki don't approve of violent video games?

>>39199306
Nekomancer

>>39202300
>>39202300
>property
No thank you

>>39202307
Good thing I don't play any

>>39202307
still play them

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware april 1st, the cheshires plan for this day all year.
They will not hold back, you will be pranked.
We all will

Impressive, very nice.
Let's see Paul Allen's favorite monster girl.

>>39202174
>this fact gets posted on a monster board
>massive shitstorm
>banshees and unicorns bawling their eyes out
>hellhounds and amazons telling everyone that they've been saying men need them for years and no one would listen
>ancient evils so stunned by that insignificant number they can't even hagpost
>a lich types "so what just resurrect them lol"
>insta-ban by lizardman janitor

>>39202255
>>39202300
Silkcollar

>>39199243

>>39202222
The one thing I like about musume spiders is that the purpose of the spider pedipalps are there to hold their mate in place while mating. I find that very hot.

>>39202400
>insta-ban by lizardman janitor
She does it for free and will never find a husband and all it means is to post more things to rile up the extremist crowd!

>>39202397
So what you are saying is to prank them first

>>39202400
>then someone posts humans mature at 21 but their health sharply declines with each year

>Wives leveling up
>rely on you to pick classes and skills
...I want this so very, very much

>>39202453
The only way to win april first is to fight march 31st.

>>39202453
We exist in a community

>>39202472
or just act like nothings wrong to the point that the chesh is extremely worried something broke when you just keep repeating the same damn word

>>39202472
>mark off April 1st on the calendar
>tell cheshire she was being too lazy and slept through the entire day again for the fifth year in a row

I am going to be extremely racist to monster girls!

>>39202400
>post you just turned 18 and are now legally an adult
>also post that you like take risks that may cost you your life for a cheap thrill
how to get a wife any%

>>39202400
>50/50 chance of sadposting resulting in a bogey posting you full address

>>39199243

>>39202400
>and thats before the suicide stats get posted

>>39202568
Stop posting male characters you faggot. At least post actual female Onis instead of tranny versions.

>>39202586
>Some Order fanatic decides to get a bright idea and show footage of knights "honorably" gutting themselves before monsters rush their rapidly collapsing defenses to preserve their souls
>Dark Matters carpet bomb every human city before an "invasion" starts.

>>39201392
Nge doesnt do NTR
>and now everyAnon can see why

>>39202586
>cheshire sees the thread
>her face lights up
>goes to her "human crime statistics folder"
>DESPITE-

>>39202712
and that's why nobody will ever love her

>Ratatoskrs are canonically cataloging every male in human territories in full detail before Mamanos seize control so they can immediately seek out men who catch their fancy
This is deeply unsettling
Maybe if i just stay a shut in that practically doesn't exist i won't end up on any lists.

>>39202741
Hahahahaha

>>39202747
Scary squirrel

>>39202741
There is no escape anon, the best way to deal with them is to change your postings, your taste and personality in order to throw them off. Being a shut in makes you a prime target, some see it as a cute feature, some see you as bait and some relate.

>>39202741
>shut in
easy prey for kikis

>>39199264
What game?

>dumb humans think they can beat this

>>39202823
It's quite simple.
No beast features = no effect.

>>39202809
Buriedbornes. A grimdark game where you use corpses of people to fight monsters.

>>39202823
I'll get my pointy ears fix elsewhere, thanks

>>39202747
shirt buttons made of unobtainium

>>39203044
Monster technology is truly astounding.

>live in Pharoah-ruled country
>arid, rain maybe twice a year, as you'd expect
>do engineering work for the local water company straight out of college, pumping in fresh water from the mountains to the north, and desalinated water from the oceans to the east
>helped design some key components, work you were very proud of
>ended up being implemented in all the desert areas of the empire
>made a big enough fortune off the copyright and licensing to other companies you don't really need to work anymore
>still do consulting work Pro Bono for local companies, try to keep the community as nice as possible
>one day a letter arrives at your doorstep
>oh shit
>it's a summons to the Pharoah's palace, a few hours away in the plateaus to the west
>crisp papers, official seal and everything
>no turning this sort of "invitation down"
>audience date printed in bright red ink at the bottom of the page - a few weeks from now
>how the hell did they get the letters to sparkle gold?
>you can't even see any glitter in the ink
>fucking mamano magic man

Not sure where I want to go with this prompt next. Any ideas or suggestions?

Even Pharaohs like headpats

>>39203104
You can tame any monster with headpats.
But this has the side effect of marriage.

>>39203179
I can hear the moth noises

>>39203179
smol buge

>>39203183
Don't forget the risk broken pelvis too, and being drained. Vampires, Elves, Griffons, Dragons... really the prideful and strong ones. Though it also might work too well, you never know when high class monsters will start breaking down from affection after all the stress.

>>39203231
>high class monster "resists" the headpats, showing no visible effect.
>just kinda ignoring it
>eventually starts shaking trying to keep composure
>stop patting and leave
>minutes later she tackles you and starts rubbing herself all over you like a housecat
>all while sniffling and repeating "please wuv me"
>teary-eyed and complete charisma break

Need an ancient evil who lead armies to be an armchair strategy game advisor and get frustrated when things don't work out in-game the way they did in her lifetime

>>39203308
And then it do be like

>>39201073
>succubus asks anon to sign her yearbook
>he decides to pull a little joke and draw a massive throbbing cock on the page
>she takes it as a declaration of marriage and heart pupils
>and that's how anon got married in middle school

>>39203090
The court Anubis is impressed by your work and believes it would be 'beneficial' to the 'kingdom' if the two of you 'reproduced.' And is totally not a fangirl of how effective your system is and wasn't god voiced by the Pharaoh into inviting you.

>>39199459
post more monstergirl cuddles
please
i need it

>>39203386
What if you accidentally stumble upon her shrine of you?

>>39203308
>"Ogres my lord! Also don't forget Ursun's Blood!!!"
>t.Mamono Strategy game Advisor

>>39203342
>>39203583
You must construct additional pyramids.

>>39203614
Insufficient vespine gas

Marietta has a short tail and it's cute.

>>39203740
What a taillet

>>39203740
weird wings.

>>39203740
Bully mamano with abnormally sized monster bits.

>>39203777
Trips confirm bullying of disproportionate monsters

>>39203777
>Bully Marietta
She's rated as a 5-star threat in the guide book. For comparison, the undefeated Salamander swordswoman in the same guide book, whose flames are so hot that they burn blue, is only a 4-star threat.

>>39203786
It's all fun and games until you get boobhatted.

>>39203740
It looks like the tail got cut off and made into the scythe.

>>39203802
>Such a dangerous threat
Must be compensating for being such a taillet

>>39202153
>Getting ganked by two hellhounds right in front of the cleric beast, sorry I mean Bogey.
>Mindflayers in upper yarnham
>Lamia in the forbidden woods
>Lonely CC witches in that witches abode
>Chunni vampire in Cainhurst

I could go on and on

>>39203803
That fox needs to lay off fried tofu

>>39203834
Nonsense!

>>39203740
>>39203761
>>39203769
>>39203777
>>39203786
>>39203825

>As you know, we dragons once reigned as great monsters, worthy to be rulers of this land, and have been in conflict with you humans for quite some time. Sometimes our dragons attacked the lands of men and vice versa, of course. Even if there was no desire from the dragon to hurt humans, our existence alone became a threat. It was not uncommon to see us treated unfairly as symbols of evil. In the lands of Dragonia, where many of us dwelled, dragons were also persecuted, and there are dragons who have been wounded to the core by it. They still live to avoid society, even now, when humans and dragons walk together holding hands.
>She, Marietta, seems to be one of these dragonesses. She is a dragoness who has been considered a cursed dragon since birth, she has often been oppressed by humans in the past and now she still suffers from the gap between the heart that wants to love and the mind that cannot love humans. This dragoness' only pleasure is fighting tournaments once a year, when it is time to confront human men. Only during the battle, only when the human males approach her, only then does she unleash the lust she has accumulated during the year. For her to participate in this tournament is to release the desire accumulated within her. I see no change, year after year she leaves her opponent unconscious and escapes to her hometown.

Straight from the guide book, this is what fucking happens when you bully short-tails and wobble-wings. You get overleveled chuunis. You bullied her so hard that she became one of those secret optional bosses.

>>39199459
dark mage, inari, pyrow, kiki

>>39200533
with a wall mount like it's a hunting trophy

>>39200707
pov cowgirl or missionary, your favorite species (fox if you can't make up your mind)

>>39202747
>Your Rata senpai will walk with you to school.

>>39203825
God I want to be crushed by that fat tail.

>>39203802
Hm yes very impressive power level, but can she beat my crippling self doubt and loathing?

>>39200533
Get a Roomba(automaton)
No way a kiki can take one of those on

>>39199358
Very good man, wish it was longer actually!

>>39204113
On quest to find the next Pharoah?

>>39203490
Then you unlock the secret yandere bonus stage and never leave her chambers, except on Tuesdays for couples ice cream sundaes.

>>39204247
Pharoah godvoiced her into finding a husband and taking time off.
She has been stripped of her ! ! until she completes this task

>>39200707
Cheshire trying to prank a knight and get her ass slapped

>>39203472

MGE update doko........

>>39200707
bunyip autistic low impact sexual coiling

>>39203472
Doghugs
>>39204641
Who cares? If he does it, he does it.

>>39203834
That's a wolf and a vtuber

>>39204766
How do you even tell apart fox from a wolf anyway?

>>39203472

>>39203472
Need any more?

>>39204776
I think foxes don't howl like wolves and domestic dogs do.

>>39204776
Wolf goes hau, fox goes ufufu, dog goes wan

Dear order bros, if you which to stay untouched, fight back by threatening to kill yourself. Be sure to be able to do it fast enough before saying anything or you will get raped. Monster girls can't do anything and will be obligated to let you leave in peace (You using this too much can attract undead and bogey)

>>39204859
I want to be underneath this hellwan

Dear order bros, if you wish to stay untouched, fight back by threatening to kill yourself. Be sure to be able to do it fast enough before saying anything or you will get raped. Monster girls can't do anything and will be obligated to let you leave in peace (You using this too much can attract undead and bogey)

>>39204918
You sure? It's like a semen milking sauna down there. And you will never be able to get the smell of burning dog off from yourself ever again.

>>39204934
I need to make many smaller hellwans.

>>39204828
Need cute Minotaur daughters.

>>39204932
Death before dishonor. But they won't believe it. Plus they can bring you back. There really is no escaping the raping.

after playing Hyperbolica, i really want a Shog-house that's bigger on the inside, and where it takes four or five right turns to get back where you start from. I don't care if constant exposure to the fourth dimension will give me headaches or make me go insane, i just want my one-room flat to have more space for stuff

>>39205714
The 4th dimension is time, surely? I thought so at least, not an additional 4th physical dimension?

>>39205769
Shoggy has a lot to learn about computers.

>>39205804
We need an edit of that Usagi image with a Shogg

>>39204247
Look in the background
>that's why we're not getting an Ayylyam-mamono anytime soon - they're all in hiding after they screwed up the Sandwan's clear construction plans and meticulous schedules

>>39205714
The problem Shoggy has with Excel is that it can only display data in puny Linear Time.

>>39204932
Wight hands hovered over a keyboard for this.

Don't trust sneks or frogs/toads.
Don't wanna end up swallowed whole by one.

Succubi and demons can fuck off.
Cats are too needy.
Dogs are dirty.
Undead smell bad, are slow, cold, disease carriers, and generally unpleasant.
Slimes will absorb and dissolve you.
Orcs and elves will enslave you.

So gimme a centaur. They're stoic, independent, and trustworthy.
No subspecies though. They can corrupted. Just a regular centaur.

\\SAMS8\\

>>39200533
>how?
Glue a small toy Tractor to the front of the Roomba like it's being towed around, it's how she gets familiar with a lot of new machinery

>>39206000
MGs do not murder in any way shape or form
And for men who are criminals they simply use rape correction

>Grocery shopping an anubis
>She prides herself as being a prissy, well-cultured girl
>Looks down on other canine monsters that act on their animalistic urges
>As you two head back to the register, you cut through the pet aisle
>You notice she starts to wag her tail as you pass the dog toys and treats
Perfect bully moment if you ask me

>>39206000
>centaur
>uncorrupted
Wily Bicorn sees a Waifu-Centaur at the vegetable market, follows her home, befriends her, asks about all her other Centaur friends... and about her Anon who's obviously a worthy Hoss-fucker... and how it's 'so noble' to share her good fortune with her less fortunate sisters...
And that's how Anon ended up stallion-ing a whole herd-harem.

>>39206058
We do not associate with horned centaurs.

>>39206046
I don't understand where you're coming from.

Pretty girls in pretty dresses.

>>39206082
Girls cannot be pretty if they have more than four legs. I'm sorry. That's just how it is.

>>39206098
Legs are pretty. More legs = more pretty.

>>39206102
Legs can be pretty, but when they exceed four, it becomes ugly.

Just like eyes or ears, two are pretty, but when you add more, it's just ugly.

>>39206098
>girls cannot be pretty if they have less than forty legs
Couldn't agree more.

>>39206074
MGE? They never harm us. Ever.

>>39206146
What's MGE?

B8

>>39206058
Anon was so physically worn out, they had to hire a chariot so they could all take him to Dr Uni Corne's clinic for treatment

>>39206126
Gayest post in this thread

>>39206046
>And for men who are criminals they simply use rape correction
I'm not trying to imply that they murder or justify grimdark fanfics but didn't KC say that monstergirls draw the line at men who like to kill and/or hurt other people for fun. What do they do with them?

>>39206174
>multi arms are gross

>>39206186
New gayest post in this thread

>>39206046
>being raped out of my low self esteen neet ways.
yes please

>>39206177
Truly irredeemable men are probably sent to that prison ran by second-born Lilim, if possible.

>>39206174
>>39206210
Now post a picture where we see where are arms are connected to her side. It's gonna look gnarly as fuck

>>39206231
Why are there so many gays in here all of a sudden?

Give me huge titty arachne-knights.

I will give many pretty flowers to my beautiful Papillon wife.