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/jp/ my girlfriend is going back to Osaka forever in 3 days, help me cope with this.

>> No.3921333

hey maybe i'll run into her

>> No.3921337

Have lots of sex with her while you can?

>> No.3921342

You'll find someone else.

>> No.3921341

Is she not willing to have a long distance relashionship until you are able to join her?

>> No.3921344

>girlfriend

So, you'll still be attached at the wrist, whats the issue?

>> No.3921351

>>3921341
She is, I am just concerned that I will miss having her around.
>>3921344
The issue is that I will not be able to spend entire days sitting on a staircase speaking about animals.

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>>3921341
>implying that a baka gaijin like him would even be allowed to set foot past customs at Narita

>> No.3921361

>>3921353
I've been before, and I can obviously speak enough of the language to get by as a Tourist. Please don't be so quick to judge me, Yutanpo ;_;

>> No.3921368

>>3921341
Long distance relationships hardly ever work. He's fucked.

>> No.3921383

>>3921368
I know, yet I can not shake my love for her.

>> No.3921402

>>3921351
Oh I'm sure it'll be hard at times but if you two love each other enough I'm sure you'll be able to endure it together.

>>3921368
If it's true love, peoples feelings can easily stretch across the planet.

>> No.3921411

>>3921368

Strangely enough inter-dimensional ones are fine, though.

>> No.3921410

>If it's true love, peoples feelings can easily stretch across the planet

It can, it just can't last forever.
Hell nothing lasts forever, but with distance it's much much worse.

>> No.3921413

>>3921402
I will try my best regardless, she means the world to me.

>> No.3921416

This can only end in tears.

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>>3921410
>Hell nothing lasts forever

What about Gobstoppers?

>> No.3921444

>>3921416
;_;

>> No.3921455

OP, the only solution is to find another girlfriend and break up with her before she does the same to you.

>> No.3921459

And this is why I like being alone. I don't have to worry about this.

>> No.3921467

>>3921332
She is going to fuck a lot of dudes. On the plus side, assuming you are a typical caucasian, the majority of those dudes will have smaller dicks than you. That is, until she goes to Roppongi and meets a pair of Nigerians working as bouncers at a shady nightclub. They'll have inhuman cocks hanging down past their knees, and they'll team up to introduce her to a world of pleasure she never dreamed of. They'll do things to her there aren't even names for.

So at least one of you will be happy.

>> No.3921469

>>3921455
But I do not want another girl, I want her. I do not think I could bother with another after meeting such a wondrous person.

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>>3921410
Don't be so quick to underestimate the power of love, it can do incredible and unpredictable things.

>>3921413
and I with you two the best of luck, not that you need it when you have love on your side.

>> No.3921471 [DELETED] 

Enjoy being cheating on, OP.

>> No.3921473

Enjoy being cheated on, OP.

>> No.3921474
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>>3921410
Don't be so quick to underestimate the power of love, it can do incredible and unpredictable things.

>>3921413
and I wish you two the best of luck, not that you need it when you have love on your side.

>> No.3921476

Don't worry Anon, I got you covered,
Where does she live in Osaka?
Is it near the Keihan, because that's convenient for me...

>> No.3921482

>>3921474
I think that I will try everything just to keep it going for as long as I can, even if my health, social life and grades sugger because of it.

>> No.3921486

>>3921482
Don't do it man. Shit hurts, and bad end. Try too hard, and they'll hate your guts.

>> No.3921488

>>3921486
I would rather die and have her hate me than say that I did not try, Anon!

>> No.3921490

*squeeze*

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>>3921482
None of that will matter when you are reunited with the one you love.

>> No.3921493

It's a good thing that you will not be able to pollute the Japanese gene pool with your filthy gaijin blood so I fail to see the problem.

>> No.3921494

>>3921491
Thank you. I think that it is wise to try very hard in this situation.

>> No.3921496

>>3921493
I do not want children, so this is hardly an issue.

>> No.3921497

>>3921491
Yeah but

they will never be reunited until each other's wedding with other people

>> No.3921506

Go with her.

>> No.3921504

>>3921488
You will rather die, and hate yourself for trying and doing something that makes her unhappy. Trust me bro. She had to see a psych to deal with those issues. True love on one side doesn't work out.

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>>3921497
They will if their love is true.

>> No.3921517

>>3921514
Do it anyways.

>> No.3921514

>>3921504
I honestly do not know what else to do. I can not simply give up hope. I plan on following >>3921506's advice, yet it is difficult to leave at the crrent point in time.

>> No.3921519

>>3921514
If you love her as much as you supposedly do then drop everything and go with her. Pull out your savings and move in with her.

>> No.3921525

Don't be surprised if she's with another guy in four days.

>> No.3921526

>>3921519
I will do this, even if it makes my life difficult as living with he ris preferable to living without no matter the circumstances.

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>>3921514
If you really do love her nothing should be able to stop you.

>> No.3921537

>>3921526
Then get off of here and fucking do it already. Go tell her how you feel about it right now. Tell her you want to go with her. You're wasting time.

>> No.3921549

>>3921514
>I honestly do not know what else to do.
Well can't you save up money to go see her or live with ect? I myself am trying to do something similar, I work at a shit job and work hard for go see a girl I love on the other side of the world. I hope you stay in contact with her while you two are apart, that's important.
>I can not simply give up hope
No you can't give up. you'll regret it later.

>> No.3921558

>>3921537
Her phone was turned off, though I sent her an email regarding the matter.

>>3921549
I hope that you meet up and stay happily together forever.

>> No.3921561

>>3921558
Get off your ass and go see her. Talk to her in person about it. Not over the fucking phone or in an email.

>> No.3921563

>>3921558
>I hope that you meet up and stay happily together forever.
Likewise.

>> No.3921565

>>3921558
>Her phone was turned off

And so it begins.

>> No.3921567

>>3921561
The trian lines are down, she lives 2 hours away and I do not have an automobile. Maybe I will hpone for a cab.

>> No.3921574

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUFL8WSxTgY

>> No.3921580

>>3921567
Maybe? Just fucking do it. Go see her.

>> No.3921584

>>3921580
I think this is wise, I will do so.

>> No.3921592

>>3921584
Tell us how it goes.

>> No.3921593

>>3921584
It is arriving in 15 minutes.

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>girlfriend

>> No.3921609

>>3921527
If the other person does not love you back, that can stop you.

>> No.3921639

>>3921609
;_;

>> No.3921669

Face it OP, your gf picked other priorities over you. You're just not good enough despite what she says or what you want to believe. Just give up she deserves better.

>> No.3921672

>>3921669
I think he's gone.

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/jp/ my loli acquaintance is now a angst-ridden teenager, help me cope with this.

>> No.3921676

>>3921673
Shoot her.

>> No.3921680

am I really browsing /jp/?

>> No.3921700

since this is a blog thread what should i have for lunch

>> No.3921713

>>3921700
I'm currently looking at a nice tin of Oxtail soup, so might i suggest that? Failing that, how about a light pasta and tuna lunch?

>> No.3921720

>>3921700
A panini

>> No.3921726

>>3921700
Shoot >>3921673's teenager and then eat her.

>> No.3921728

Close your eyes and pull 3 things out of the fridge.

Make something using all 3, regardless of what they are.

>> No.3921729

>>3921726
I'd eat her in a different sense

>> No.3921742

>>3921700
got your lunch right here *whips out dilz*

>> No.3921747

Hey look. moot made a relationship and whining faggots board just for you!
>>>/r9k/

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