/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yuuka when she sees my tiny 15 cm cock

>>38962042
15" would be above average in japan

>>38962129
Anon, that's 5 inches.

yuuka is slute

>>38962485
achually 15 cm is closer to 6 inches

I'm sorry Yuuka :(

>>38962017
Why?

>>38962129
>15" would be above average in japan
15 inches would be way above average everywhere retard
and since when was 15 cm 15"

What is considered big, average or small?

Also isn't girth more important then length since most of the nerves and senses are at the beginning?

>>38964013
You're small, I'm big, and Yuuka is average.

>>38962017
>sample
No wonder she's disappointed.

>>38962017
Im sorry. the plant semen makes my nose run. I can't escape the verdant Bukakke.

>>38964013
It's proportions. No one is going to look twice at a short guy with a small dick but a tall guy with one is going to be a laughing stock.

>>38962017
I want her to crush my testicles and laugh at me as I squirm

>>38963937
typical retarded murimutt

>>38965692
same anon, same.

>>38962542
Yuuka not a slut

>>38983406
Explain her doujins then?

>>38985568
Animal-people attempt to fashion their own reality in order to satiate insatiable desires only to end up creating monsters that ensnare and humiliate them. A story as old as time.

>>38986519
The existence of Yuuka Kazami is already an attempt to fashion a reality, you need to argue why the reality you prefer is the correct one and the one you do not like is incorrect

>>38962017
fuck, i disappointed the stuck up cunt again.

>>38987271
What game?

>>38987303
counter strike. RPG. pokemon-style. no adult content. pretty nice if you forgive the grammar. look up catboyjeremie on youtube, he puts download links in his description.

>>38987303
"The Outsider who loved Gensokyou" is what it's called I believe

>>38987362
no bro. counter strike.

>>38987349
>>38987362
Westerner fanworks are usually low effort at best and awful at worst but it looks interesting. Seems you play as a male protagonist which is a plus, I also like pc98 acknowledgement wherever I see it.

>>38987408
it is actually quite good imo, but then again i have not played a lot of RPGs. Has decent story, good dialogue, and most the personalities of characters have been kept in line with lore. yukari is a smug manipulative bitch. yuyu is a teasing fatty. yuuka, same. aya, doesn't care beyond photos. sakuya is courteous etc etc.

>>38987467
I honestly prefer the more weirdo stuff that isn’t afraid to push unorthodox interpretations of characters but I’m not opposed to the good old fashioned archetypes either

>>38986661
>The existence of Yuuka Kazami is already an attempt to fashion a reality
Not at all, she is a fantasy, a dream, a conception even. There is not a thing I can do to her that has any significance whatsoever, while the doujins claim otherwise, and are mistaken. They fashion dolls in a rough shape and think that they've grasped at the essence.
>why the reality you prefer is the correct one and the one you do not like is incorrect
I cannot force the blind to see and I cannot force you to be me. My way of viewing things can be entirely right for myself, as would yours for yourself. Their mistake is that they try to limit Yuuka to one specific quality, and then to clutch at that limited Yuuka, ultimately gaining nothing but thin air.

>>38987271
>>38987467
>stuck up cunt
>kept in line with lore
Illiterates. No shame in it though, 99% of fanworks I've seen don't think this through, western or Japanese.

>>38987594
Reality is just perception, so if you change people’s perceptions, you are changing reality. Obviously ZUN has the strongest claim on what “Yuuka” is but in all works of canon, subsequent interpretations have a claim in the matter as well. Like with the Bible. It’s words on a page, that may not have made sense even to the original writers. But over time it evolves to take a meaning, based off interpretations that all compete with each other for supremacy. Take the divine comedy for example. At the end of the day it’s just a doujin, but it has become so synonymous with christian ideas of love, sin, and redemption that it may as well be canon. Almost every pope brings it up in one way or form as a work of literature that speaks truth on a doctrinal level. And even if many christians don’t actually read the work, the inherited legacy of its fire and brimstone were insanely important in the evolution of mass and teaching over time. What would christianity look like without the works of Dante? Martin Luther? Aquinas? Even the greeks and romans had their own contributions. That you say there’s not a thing you can do that has any significance whatsoever, you are completely wrong. She’s a mental projection and just by posting in this thread you are changing that projection.

>>38987829
What sort of reality do you have when people can have greater or less, well or poorly informed perspectives? If I change people's perspectives, I am changing their perspectives, and their reality. If their reality of a given character is some nsfw trash that regularly gets one hundred times the views of anything sfw, they must want it, so they can have it.
>subsequent interpretations have a claim in the matter as well.
Insofar as they are interpretations, they are interpreting something. Which has priority here, the canon, or the contents that make up the canon? The edifice built around something is informed by those who plan, build, work on, use and admire it. The thing around which they have built it ought be the core.
>She’s a mental projection and just by posting in this thread you are changing that projection.
Myself or the other posters? Both? As a mental projection, something that is quite difficult to get away from, it must change in some degree. Whatever projection I have is beyond my reach. I can theoretically alter it, change the angle from which I observe it, technically giving me something different, but I can never have it. Anything I do is insignificant because what I truly want is unchanging and always refuses my meddling.

>>38988281
I’d wager the majority of people who make Yuuka works have not read the entirety of her script. And for those who do eventually read it in its entirety, it has to be the absolute first Yuuka thing they read, or the reading will be colored by preconceived borrowed notions. And even then, the reading has to be sufficiently distanced from consumption of any other fanworks one finds persuasive so as your conscious and subconscious musings of the material are not also retrofitted to fit the new group consensus you were previously unaware of. You may think this is just a normalfag problem, but it’s incredibly difficult for anybody to resist because we are highly social animals. Gaslighting is a real thing. You can be told something you blatantly believe is a lie, but if it’s often enough, you will break down - first making concessions and eventually accepting it outright.
What I’m trying to say is, while the canon has power, it’s pretty far reduced. If even her main wiki page has blatant falsehoods, it just goes to show that community consensus, for all practical matters, is what makes the “core” of a character. Just as history is written by the winners, characters, reputations, and identities are written by those who make compelling definitions.
It’s not unchangeable though. Plenty characters evolve over time. Just a matter of getting enough people on your side. I personally believe the guy who wrote the non-h where he has yuuka and cirno fight shonen style was highly influential towards giving her the other sympathetic side she is, regardless of the other problems that has
Not that I think this sort of campaigning for campaigning itself has any sort of value, just showing that meanings and definitions are an entirely flexible thing that do not exist in the abstract

>>38985568
if I draw you being a slut, does it become true?

>>38989918
If your slut doujin of me is sufficiently popular that everyone on this earth except me believes that I am a slut, I may as well be one
This is exactly what happened with urumi actually

>>38990106
Socially and practically you would be a slut: but in dynamics and chronologically you aren't a slut

>>38990295
I might start to internalize myself as being a slut though. What then?

>>38989781
What you say is not wrong, but that is precisely why I think such instincts and easy answers need to be resisted with all of one's might.
>I’d wager the majority of people who make Yuuka works have not read the entirety of her script.
I'd wager a good deal of them have not read a word.
>while the canon has power, it’s pretty far reduced.
The canon as canon has a little power, the words themselves are strong indeed.
>...community consensus, for all practical matters, is what makes the “core” of a character.
"Core" is right, it's the "core" of the character from an outside perspective, as decided by the majority, who are often incompetent. Their actual core is more or less independent of such considerations. Those who make compelling definitions are compelling embellishers and compelling rhetoricians.
>Just a matter of getting enough people on your side.
I doubt anyone but myself would take my side on this matter. That is well and good, I find that it fits with her character.
>If even her main wiki page has blatant falsehoods
Have we spoken before?

>>38990106
>>38990375
"May as well" is a concession, succumbing to outside pressure. No matter how overwhelming the voices may be, to deny one's own self is an indescribably cowardly act. To begin internalizing that is suicide.

>>38990375
>What then?
Then you're a moron for letting other people tell you how to live your life.

>>38990706
>>38990896
There's always a source. For example, I fap to many different anime girls without sticking to one. That can easily be interpreted as slut behavior. If the entire world agrees that this is in fact slut behavior, I'd have to be a delusional heretic to think otherwise
And regardless of what I think, *I* don't actually exist unless I exert external influence over the world. And if the output of that influence is without fail, perceived as slutty influence, then that's what it is. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck

>>38991125
>*I* don't actually exist unless I exert external influence over the world.
I do not agree, lowering the self to nothing more than an actor that is defined by his actions, to something that only exists insofar as it is able to affect observable reality and its parts, is subordinating it to these things. Perhaps some Buddhists would agree with you, but I am sceptical of such a position.

>>38991332
It has nothing to do with subordinating or dominating. We are as much part of the world as the world is part of us. Like the cells in a body. It's not reducing your importance, if anything its elevating it. What happens if all the cells in your gall bladder shut down? Your left kidney? Your lungs? Your brain? We rely on the whole, and the whole relies on us. Whether we want it to or not.

>>38991478
>We rely on the whole, and the whole relies on us
The whole certainly relies on us, but I wonder how much we really rely on it. The rest is tentatively true though I view it in a fairly negative light.
Alright, alright, this is fun, but we'll completely forget the beginning at this rate. What did your original example try to prove? You will never practically have everyone in the world except for one individual believe the same thing about that individual. At one or more points you imply that everything happens for a reason, even if it twists the 'truth' of a matter, but why give way to the majority? In the case of a hentai artist, he bases his work on his own personal fantasies even more so than he does on the character's design and some basic traits (regardless of accuracy). Since most people are inherently attracted to NSFW over everything else, more people will see NSFW material than any other material. At that point the questions would be firstly, do they believe that the character is actually like that? For all I know they might get off to the idea that the character is not actually like the way she is being portrayed but find this multi-layered violation more exciting. The second question is, if they do believe it, and if what I say makes sense, then how is this any different from some roundabout mass hypnosis? Everyone involved allows themselves to be convinced that whatever they're seeing is entirely "right" and this brings me back to what I said at the start: if they want it and are satisfied with it, they can have it. I do not.

>>38992102
>Since most people are inherently attracted to NSFW over everything else, more people will see NSFW material than any other material
It depends on the character but in the case of Touhou this is not true, especially as it gets vastly eclipsed in both quantity and quality of porn from other series.
Bringing it back to your original point, I'm only arguing with you because you said
>There is not a thing I can do to her that has any significance whatsoever
I hope you understand now why there is quite a bit you can actually do. Whether it actually works or not is a different matter though.

>>38992159
>It depends on the character but in the case of Touhou this is not true, especially as it gets vastly eclipsed in both quantity and quality of porn from other series.
Yes, I realized that wasn't very accurate a little too late. My mind was stuck elsewhere and hyper-focused on pixiv view numbers I still had lodged in there.
>I hope you understand now why there is quite a bit you can actually do.
Well, it's still a little vague. I can do things for her or because of her, I can expand and inform my own perception and potentially alter the perception of others, yet I'm still not sure I can do something TO her, the one who is being perceived. You can say that perceiving something is an action that affects that which is being perceived, which may be worth exploring but that would take quite a good bit of time and would get complicated very quickly.
>Whether it actually works or not is a different matter though.
Doesn't this come back to my comment saying that I can't do anything of significance? It wouldn't be significant in this context if it did not work.

>>38992406
>Doesn't this come back to my comment saying that I can't do anything of significance? It wouldn't be significant in this context if it did not work.
I'm just saying that it "working" is in part a product of your own artistic ability but also just sheer luck, timing, and reach as well. And while it may not affect everyone, you can at the very least have a good deal influence here on 4chan. You don't have to write the world's longest yuuka fanfiction either. Just by people spamming Sanae slut memes for example it has become an integral part of her character.

what the fuck are you people on?
I clicked on this thread to read dumb posts about Yuuka, not people huffing their own farts pretending there's some super complex interplay between canon and non-canon

>>38992689
You got the wrong character thread then. Yuukarin is for menheras and intellectuals.

The above talk reminds me of that one Chinese menhera kid who has asked me many times in private whether Yuuka is his mommy and what sort of real experiences I have had interacting with her. I've given him vague philosophical replies since it seemed like he'd suicide if I weren't careful. They can be summarily described as reinforcing solipsism and self-confidence, i.e. "your beliefs are what matters to you and you can change the reality if you beliefs are strong enough." My own practical experience shows that there's at least some truth to that.

>>38992689
There is no such thing as a dumb post about Yuuka

>>38992871
you aren't actually implying that was an intellectual discussion, are you?

Imagine impregnating Yuuka

>>38992930
It depends on one's viewpoint. I found it more autistic than intellectual.

>>38992951
I don't even have to imagine.

>>38992951
>ywn have a threesome with Yukari and Yuuka

>>38992930
It’s not intellectual nor did anyone claim it to be, it’s just types of issues that even 12 year olds think about. If you’ve never actually felt frustrated over other people’s interpretations of a character all I can say is you live a pretty blessed and unique existence and I am jealous.

Yuuka’s strawberry milkshake…

>>38992452
>artistic ability
I have no interest in the ability to assert my own form of control.
>>38992930
Now only is it not intellectual, I maintain that it is incredibly simple, and entirely pointless. Considering the average post in this perpetual garbage dump, pointless is better than worthless.

>>38992452
I have no interest in the ability to assert my own form of control.
>>38992930
Not only is it not intellectual, I maintain that it is incredibly simple, and entirely pointless. Considering the average post in this perpetual garbage dump, pointless is better than worthless.

>>38992964
kirei desu ne

Is that the girl from the original song "Omae Wa Mou" by deadman?

>>38985568
epic joke, /v/ dude!

>>38996501
I enjoyed it so it wasn’t worthless

>>38997531
What are some /jp/ approved jokes?

>>38992991
Yukari is a way bigger slut in the diisukeverse so this image always annoyed me

>>38998443
Nothing, le super secret internet oldfag club is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

>>38998546
I think it’s funny how we spend more time policing our own threads instead of properly starting the reconquista against the 3dpd/vtuberfags once and for all.

>>38998432
You have guts to say something like that

>>38998546
Hi I'm a refugee from /pol/. Can I make jokes against African Americans or is that prohibited?

>>38998714
Racism outside of /b/ is a reportable offense

>>38998595
Those threads are just boogeymen anyway, the real problem are threads like the onahole thread which is nothing but a gathering ground for normalfags who post frogs and wojacks all day while talking about their girlfriends and how much money they make.

>>38999089
Sad but true. As much as I hate vtuberfags they at least still have genuinely outcasted people amongst their ranks. See the reactions when one of their girls is discovered to have a boyfriend or something
I more so pity them because they chose an inferior and only partial form of escapism rather than something more complete.

>>38999089
>onahole thread
>Girlfriend
Huh? If they had a girlfriend what would they be doing in the onahole thread?

>>38998714
What he >>38999022 said. You can however target your racist tendencies towards the many supernatural species that live in Gensokyo. You could full HFY and hate all the Youkai with passion, you can be pro Youkai/Gods and support Humanities oppression by them or you could be a Moonie, supporting the Lunarians and thinking that all life on Earth is inpure, inferior and should be Eliminate etc.

If Race isn't enough for you or not what you are looking for, you can always go the Religious Route. You can support the Buddhist, Taoist, Moryia Shrine, Hakurei Shrine or worship one of the many Dieties that wander Gensokyo. You could also join the Abrahamic Faction who all want thier God as the greates. This will allow you to hate all those who don't worship the right thing.

You have many options for Intolerance in Gensokyo. Hell you can hate Immigrants too since Gensokyou gets alot of them and many cause trouble. Politics also Works, just instead of Parties and Presidents we have Sages. All the discussions in /pol/ can happen in context of Gensokyo too. It's amazing, isn't it?

>>38999137
>See the reactions when one of their girls is discovered to have a boyfriend or something
The last one ended up fired and now people make like 3 or 4 thread about her real identity at a time.

>>38999175
Same reason their girlfriend would be in a dildo thread, presumably.

>>38999175
Believe it or not, sometimes a girlfriend isn’t enough for people.

>>38962017
I’m sorry Yuuka.

>>38999182
Good, let the shame haunt her for the rest of her days

>>38999194
I use a dildo on my girlfriend often, it takes a lot of the pressure to delay enjoying yourself when you want to make sure she has an orgasm too, and is a lot easier than having to pump your hips for 15 minutes. I'd rather have sex and when I feel like cumming I cum then I can finish her off with the dildo, keeps her happy and me happy too.


pro-tip: get one of those magic wand vibes and a dildo with a good bend to it and use both at the same time, works every time, just use the vibe while using the dildo and then when she gets close take off the vibe and stick with the dildo (deep vaginal orgasms are more intense than clitoral orgasms)

>>38987829
Do you mean reality as one's own emotional state?
Because subjective perspectives on it don't constitute reality, if they did truly, reality would collapse and you would live in a nightmare beyond your wildest dreams.

>>39002051
That's to say, they don't constitute reality as sole defining blocks to the exclusion of all else.

>>38991125
>If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck
Except when it isn't. THEN IT ISN'T.

>>39001979
I would honestly puke if I saw a 3d woman orgasm irl. I would be filled with such immense disgust as I watch the trembling pig squeal before my eyes that I would have to slash her throat right then and there.

>>39002074
Why?

>>39002080
They’re like demons and watching a demon in ecstasy is even more repulsive than their normal state

>>38991478
Existing in reality doesn't mean you're integral to it. You're not basing your reasoning on some inflated delusion of transcendalism, do you?

>>39002074
your DNA ends with you, it is a good thing the future will have no more of it

>>39002115
Not true, my sisters share my genetic information and they will most likely pass out down to one of their boyfriends. Enjoy my ancestral autism in the next generation, faggot

>>39002096
Notwithstanding potential hypocrisies in regards to doujins just in case, your response is just an emotional one, potentially implicating some degree of sheltered life mixed in with distaste at frivolous behavior of others.
It would be smart of you to criticize it, it may save you from some annoyance.

>>39002122
Fuck your sister and make inbred babies

>>39002434
We had a good relationship for a while but she got freakishly tall and it really started to gross me out

>>39002443
Make tall inbred babies then

What an awful thread.

>>39002542
Seems pretty average to me.

>>39002533
I’m actually a manlet which is the funny part

>>38999022
That rule was put in place so that /v/ tier slur spam could be easily slapped down, not for redditors to clutch their pearls

what is she disappointed at with me and why should i care

>>39004120
You shouldn’t use a legislative history argument when the text is unambiguously clear and its application doesn’t lead to absurd results

>>39004141
That careless attitude of yours really bothers her. Yuuka believes one such live life with vigor.

>>39002542
worse than usual.

>>39004193
What do you mean, Yuuka herself is exceptionally carefree and never forces what she does. If anything she would be disappointed in you for trying too hard or pushing yourself without reason.

>>39007119
She’s not carefree, her care is just pinpointed on a single thing (flowers). If you fuck with the flowers you’re in trouble

>>39008127
Sure she looks after them and doesn't appreciate it when people hurt them, which often happens due to negligence or spite, but in most other cases I assume she just leaves the flowers be. They can bloom just fine by themselves, too much meddling would only disrupt things.

Post Yuukarin pictures, you faggots. Preferably instead of arguing.

>>39009530
I've seen all of them ten times over man

>>39009666
And what do they say about Satan? That he is the father of lies.

>>39009781
Alright, alright, it's probably closer to a hundred.

>>39009354
She has an ability which specifically makes flowers grow, and there’s no way people would have found out about it unless she actually used it

>>39009666
There’s always more. Especially the ones in album covers, some amazing stuff there that somehow doesn’t make the pools.

>>39009948
She does have flower danmaku and all (though that might be unrelated). Obviously she uses her ability but probably no more than necessary, she seems pretty explicit about things needing to take their course in a few places during PoFV.
>>39009962
That's a fine point, I don't have many album covers.

>>38990106
>This is exactly what happened with urumi actually
Really? General perception outside of Diilsuke's stuff is of either cow milf or slacker fisherwoman

>>39010241
I love the assumption that she's got an ability that's not great for anything outside of gardening but she's being around for so long it's a non-issue otherwise.

>>39010461
I personally see it as a massive understatement of what her real ability is. It’s not far of a stretch to imagine that she can advance any form of life towards death. Since that’s what it really means to make flowers bloom.

>>39010532
Going further, it’s also why I don’t think she’s a flower youkai at all. If you play LLS you’ll see it’s in as far away a setting from the garden of the sun as it gets, and her stages have a lot of weird imagery including massive clocks freely floating around, which goes along with this sort of life death concept. She’s even called the beauty of eternal darkness in mystic square, which really sounds like the name of a death goddess, not some flower fairy
I think she just likes them.

>>39010579
Never mind, it’s beauty of everlasting darkness, same thing though

yuuka's true ability is youkai moe

>>39010532
>>39010579
It's not entirely out of the question. LLS like most of PC-98 has a lot of airy imagery and vague terminology, mostly about dream, illusion and fantasy. It's no wonder you first find Yuuka after she had just woken up. Slightly more interesting than her clock background in stage 5 is stage 6 I feel, which is pitch black right up to the moment you fight her. Now time is the medium through which change occurs and bodies are affected, and dreams have always been an interesting topic. There are more than a few possibilities.
>beauty of everlasting darkness
I'm still not quite sure where they got this from. Those titles aren't there in the Japanese version of MS. I assume it's an adaptation of the title she had for her Seihou appearance, 宵闇小町, and while everlasting darkness sounds a good deal more intimidating, 宵闇 is just dusk or twilight I'm pretty sure. You can think of interesting explanations for that too, of course (dusk is the border period between day and night, night is the time of Youkai, Yuuka is a Youkai but often acts, looks or is described as not Youkai-like).
On my end I just think she's very intimate with ideas that the Japanese hold close to their hearts: Nothing lasts, beauty is transient, life and death are always connected.

I find Yuuka fumo insanely attractive. The idea of an extremely powerful being shrunk down into a powerless little doll that I can do whatever I want with turns me on like nothing else. She’s also immensely cute, and has lovely bedroom eyes with a delicious look of smug and snug contentment that makes me diamonds every time.

>>38987349
>adult content.
bummer

can i still romance the 2hus tho

>>39009530
what techniques in CBT does she usually use?

>>39014559
She steps on your balls and they pop like water balloons

>>39014574
Why do I feel horny?

>>39027486
The biological imperative, for which Yuuka Kazami is the ultimate manifestation of.

>>39027528
Actually if he is aroused at the idea of having his testicles crushed, greatly weakening his manhood and making it impossible for him to have any children, he would be getting horny thanks to a literal denial of the biological imperative, arousal at losing the ability to enact arousal, which would end up constituting the death-knell and fulfilment of arousal's long sought-after self-destruction. A brilliant play. I would expect no less from the best.

>>39028238
It is strange how our sexual urges are so powerful that we can destroy our sexual urge entirely out of a desire to fulfill it

>>39028238
it isn't really that deep

it is more like, when you are extremely turned on and edging, and the dopamine is flowing, pleasure and pain start to mix together and the sensations synergize as the intensity of both rise higher and higher

sorry ,i should ask you how to mix the compost before i made this mess.

look i already make your favorite tea as an apology.

please dont hate me

>>39031720
Is there an actual scientific basis for that? I feel like most fetishes are just appealing for the sheer novelty of them, making sex feel new and exciting again rather than same old same old. I’ve never developed any and I just attribute it to me being autistic and narrow minded by nature. If someone crushed my balls while I was turned on I’m 99.9% sure I still would not enjoy it in the slightest.

Yuuka threads are always brimming with pseuds.
Where are the gardeners residing?

>>39032783
I haven't seen a gardener post in over three years.
I don't frequent Yuuka threads so interpret that as you will.

>>39032827
I'll post my harvest this fall. Stay tuned.

>>39032783
If you garden, you might actually be gay. Sorry.

>>39030554
>>39031720
There is nothing strange about it, rather it feels like an inevitable conclusion. Everything with seemingly opposed sides will begin to despair at the back-and-forth that they necessarily invite so they mix the two until they're indistinguishable, which should destroy both but only ends up having them both active at the same time.
>>39032783
Gardener Yuuka is a misguided interpretation fed by excessively commonplace ideas that sound "quaint" to the average person because he is incapable of proper observation. Your attempt to show yourself standing above the pseud-sphere is rendered counter-intuitive when you have to explicitly present yourself as such. You are right in the sense that words become ineffective or superfluous at a certain point, of course, but it is not easy to reach that point.
May your harvest be bountiful.

Yuuka is literally my gardener.

>>39043415
You must be a powerful being, to subject her to such menial labor

>>39043667
Jealous?

>>39044008
I don't see how your imagination is any better than ours.

>>39044498
Haha, imagination, right...

>>39044008
No, I would rather be the one doing menial labor for Yuuka

>>39044983
Too bad eh? You can't even deprive Yuuka of her hobby.

>>39044945
I am getting mixed signals here, anonymous. Do you know something that we do not? Have you convinced yourself of something dangerous?

Can we get more Yuuka in a Nightgown images?

>>39050551

>>39050551
Nope. You’ll get her in the garden of the sun in her pofv outfit thousands of time and you will like it.

>>39050982
has she done any bikini photoshoots?

>>39051021
A few. These two are my favorites
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3176679?q=parent%3A3176679
Breasts could stand to be bigger but everything else in the picture is so perfect I’m okay with it
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2408053?q=kazami_yuuka+bikini
Basically perfect proportions, my favorite bikini type as well
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2045971?q=kazami_yuuka+bikini
This is her most famous photographer and he’s done a lot but I’ve always found him massively overrated

>>39045420
I convinced Yuuka to come into my dreams and let me rub aloe vera on her legs.

>>39051551
she is pretty hot

>>39052701
Meh, she’s alright. Much better with long hair

>>39050982
Good thing that I do like it

>>38999182
She didn't get fired for having a boyfriend. In fact, her company even put out a message that was basically "respect people's privacy, guys".

She got fired, supposedly, for giving her discord login to a Japanese drama youtuber, granting him access to the company's internal communications and such.

>>39014559
Why don't you find out yourself?

>>39051575
That's a lot better than the pro succubus-like way she appeared in mine.

>>39060855
So she did something even worse? Guess the people defending her are even more retarded now. No way can you defend doing shit like this unless you're trying to whistleblow corrupt shit but it isn't.

>>38999182
Those whores deserve to have their real identity leaked and plastered all over the internet

>>39068990
They left over a year ago anon,just take solice in knowing they're ruining their own hobby and /jp/ is better off than 2020

>>39069096
No, that's not my point. The holofags are just a symptom of the real problem which is e-celebrity women taking advantage of pathetic simps that worship them like goddesses. Just like those incels hate real life 3D women streamers they change their mind when they see that very same 3DPD women hiding behind 2D anime avatars. They make thousands of dollars appealing to simps. It's like OnlyFans but for simps that like anime. I'm not "taking solace" until I see every one of those women killed. WWIII soon please god.

>>39069139
inb4 some anon tells me to get out of /jp/ for saying the word "simp" and "incel"

If there was a better word I could use I would have used a synonym instead

>>39069139
Women have always been garbage, I would rather blame men since we are the ones that have given them rights and continue to enable them in their quest to pussy whip all of society into the dirt.

>>39051575
>>39068615
It sounds like you two have had encounters with daemonic manifestations. No worries, it has happened to me as well. You simply refuse to give them power, and they will be like dust in the wind.

>>39069139
Why come here of all places to falseflag,/vt/fag,ur board down? No one here gives a shit about streamers and hasn't since the split,grow up

>>39069294
The falseflag doesn’t work if everything you say is objectively true

>>39069282
I'd prefer to fertilise her.

>>39001979
I don't want to perform a ritual when I want to cum in an unbalanced dance. Fuck your pig and you for being dumb enough to have gotten one, anime girls I prefer.

>>39071124
Tits way too small, what an injustice

>>39032783
1. You can't be a pseudo intellectual in a yuuka thread because to lik yuuka is inherently to have refined tastes of soul
2. i keep gardening to myself as a more personal hobby

>>39032827
I have a peace lily and an aloe vera plant, does that count?

>>39071124
Your funeral, and your children's. Probably hers as well.
>>39071417
Not small enough

>>39076884
Yuuka is the incarnation of Nature's beauty and fertility
No way she would have small breasts

>>39079896
No, your ideal sex doll might have those characteristics. Nature's endless violations and pregnancies are better left to Nature.
>No way she would have small breasts
Of course not, she would have none at all.

>>39082565
Well that's a shame.

>>39002542
So now at least we know why Yuuka is disappointed

>>39079896
no, she is fine with small breasts, of course they are extremely pert with very erect nipples

>>39079896
no, Yuuka's body is obviously the most cultured kind
namely, flat chest with a divine lower half (fat ass, wide hips, thick thighs, long sexy legs, the whole package)

Yuuka has a completely average body in all aspects, maybe even slightly below average, equally difficult to fetishize no matter which of your perspectives you are looking at her from. Her standout features are her superhuman strength and carefree youkai mindset that would result in her casually punching through your chest if any of you awkward degenerates ever met her.

>>39082803
Nothing properly Yuuka is shameful.

Why do I like her lads

>>39092717
The shame is directed at myself, not her

>>39092217
This fellow knows. A tad violent, but otherwise correct.
>>39093326
Only you can find the answer to that question.

>>39092217
>>39096199
Yuuka is a shapeshifter
She can have whatever the fuck she wants

>>39097380
The only correct answer.

>>39097380
correct
and this is the form she chose

Don't give a shit about canon, Touhou is for porn fantasies and music remixing and basically sucks in every other regard

>>39100028
Sorry to hear that. Touhou games are pretty fun in general, so unsurprisingly everyone I know with this opinion is tragically bad at videogames.

>>39100028
But canon Yuuka is strictly superior to 95% of all fanon interpretations and automatically superior to all porn by virtue of not being porn.

>>39100199
ZUN is a drunk tard who can't write anything compelling to save his life, if you see anything of value in there, you're just a pretentious fuck who thinks shit is deep just because it's obtuse
>>39100152
They're fun but incredibly simplistic and baby tier compared to the rest of the genre, touhou didn't become popular because of the games but because of fan scene, and that's just an objective fact

>>39100199
Where are all these weird puritans coming from? I don't remember it being this bad

>>39100288
That's not a puritan take.
Yuuka is a fun character (despite how little canon material there is depicting her), but 99% of lewd material makes her something completely different. Not like that doesn't happen to most 2hus, but the porn that keeps Yuuka's actual character intact is great in particular.

>>38962017

are there any JOIP out with Yuuka?

>>39100343
Nah, her canon material is garbage and nobody cares about it outside of the funny genocide line. The only reason she has any sort of notoriety whatsoever is because fans morphed her into something actually marketable. And porn is no less important to that. Only faggots and women care about female anime characters platonically.

>>39100263
I see absolutely nothing obtuse in there, it's all simple and clear as crystal.
>>39100288
It's just me, I've been through the usual songs and dances and they are empty. The other anon's statement, for instance:
>the porn that keeps Yuuka's actual character intact
I consider a complete oxymoron.
>>39100478
Are you the animal I had a long conversation with last thread? The same one that pleasures himself to the fumo? No wonder you'd make such an embarrassing mistake, women and faggots are exclusively capable of sexual "love". Which of the two are you?

>>39100547
You should really find something else to be uppity over beyond ZUN's drunk doodles, it's seriously laughable
The average doujin contains in it more thought and effort than ZUN ever spent on Yuuka
Then again, it seems I am currently talking to a faggot woman, so jokes on me

Touhou is for porn, sorry trannies, reddit or discord may be more your speed if you want to discuss ZUN's wonderful stories of female empowerment

>>39100547
Of course I pleasure myself to fumos. Anyone who doesn't should leave /jp/ immediately

>>38987271
>>38987349
>>38987372
this is what eratohotw should look like

>>39100769
They should just make it into a proper omnibus VN already, and get rid of the filler girls nobody cares about

>>39100781
now now every 2hu is somebodies waifu

>>39100829
There's a lot that straight up don't have any unique dialogue, then again I suppose a woman who shuts up also has perks.

>>39100842
IIRC there was one anon who had some ridiculously high score with mai

>>39100752
Where teh hell you get fumo-sized chef hats?

>>39100769
>>39100781
>this is what eratohotw should look like

I would make it look ike that if only I had a programmer

>>39100937
you could probably learn to and program that in like 2 months.

>>39100591
There's nothing really worth being uppity over. Even Yuuka is just a form, a shape. The fans realized it was necessary to go beyond ZUN a while ago. It's worth going beyond all the rest too. Shouldn't be too difficult.
Your insistence that only women, homosexuals and trannies, AKA the trinity of black hole non-beings, would be the only creatures that dislike pornography, when it could not be any more obvious that they would love it the most, is amusing. Enjoy yourself, by all means.

>>39100917
Not my fumo but from what I heard, you buy them on the normal sites for fumos, or you commission them (etsy). Though I'm wondering if stuff like american girl doll accessories would fit them. The specs seem pretty comparable.

>>39100660
can we see Yuuka taking Cirno’s virginity now

>>39100983
Lol you're so fucking stupid, go to crystal cafe for 5 minutes and you'll find that porn is where they direct 99% of their hatred towards.
Otaku culture was built around masturbating to weird shit that makes us unappealing to 3d women, if you don't like it leave

Where do you people come from? I don't care if you're being ironic, go back.

>>39101035
And yet you would believe women, those who present themselves as women, the very non-entities you are belittling, who probably can't even tell what they want, regarding what they love and hate. And you even forget that hate and love are so interconnected that they may as well be taking turns using the same person as their personal vessels. Why would I hate the lewd stuff? That would be the real stupidity.
>>39101051
I am interested in the topics have been here on-off a few years.

Stop arguing you retards.
I hope the flower woman's fumo goes on sale this year.
Dearly.

>>39101320
What a pitiable notion, attempting to capture and own the essence of a complex being in the image of a cheap and self serving little doll. I can imagine only the most depraved of animals finding value from it. Just as women derive pleasure from their infantile little stuffed animals. For me, it is sufficient she exists in the realm of the ethereal; untouchable, like a faint inanimate dream.

>>39101474
I'm flattered

>>39101289
Nah, if women liked men who jacked off to fumos I would’ve gotten laid already. I haven’t. Ergo, you’re wrong.

>>39101595
Why would they like you when you're practically a woman yourself? You both define yourself as "the guy who jacks off to fumos" and imply that you would want to get laid. Nothing but self-loathing.

>>39101894
Whatever, you win. I’m a woman. Yuuka’s tits are small. I’m tired and going to bed. Congrats.
Also I was falseflagging in the first part, I actually really like the games and consider them far superior to other shmups. I also like most of the canon too, my one complaint with it is really just that her tits are small. She doesn’t need to be a slut or anything, I just think it’s important from an artistic standpoint that her breasts are drawn large.
I also samefagged a lot against you, which was probably uncalled for. I just think one should give their all in combat, on principle.

>>39101966
You were fairly transparent on most of these, though even now it feels like some sarcastic comedy routine. This, for instance:
>I actually really like the games and consider them far superior to other shmups
I do not think that I have ever heard or seen anybody else say.
>my one complaint with it is really just that her tits are small
You would start/bait out another chain of replies in this lunatic thread, and utilize every tactic at your disposal, because of this? I simply think that flat, small or modest best fit her character according to my own understanding. "Just pretending" or no, you seem to have partially proven yourself right. I never even fully disagreed.
>Whatever, you win.
The only victor is Yuuka.

>>39101474
You have a point. But you should realize that that is not the purpose nor symbolic meaning put forth into the fumo by its designer. The fumo does not attempt to emulate reality at all, nor any semblance of grandeur or impressive grace. In contrast, the fumo is humble and simplistic in its form and image: it pays full respect to the figure it represents, never exceeding its place as a minimalized icon. The fumo is an example of perfection achieved not by adding till there is nothing to add, but by taking away till there is no more to take away.

>>39102547
That was also me. Sorry.
>>39102307
>You would start/bait out another chain of replies in this lunatic thread, and utilize every tactic at your disposal, because of this?
Yes. It's very important that my mental image of her be big. I have gotten probably significantly further in life than you would think I have given my instability and I mostly owe it to the soothing presence Yuuka gives me. She is also competing with some other girls nowadays, but is still supreme after many years, and I don't want to lose interest in her. If I forgot her I would lose many vital memories as well, which I can only remember when I'm talking about her or listening to her music or just thinking about her in general. If she doesn't have big breasts, it means I have been devoting myself to something that is not my ideal soul partner, and I would have to start from scratch with only my non yuuka-linked memories which are sparse and not as valuable to me.
It makes no difference to me whether she is actually someone who would canonically fuck me, in fact her being unapproachable might make her even more attractive to me, since she's like this unreachable goddess, as compared to other girls who feel "easy" by comparison. But I need her to be attractive to me to begin with, otherwise that just falls apart.

>>39101966
I prefer small breasted Yuuka

>>39102651
That first anon you were replying to is someone else.
>That was also me.
I'm not that dense, friend. If anything, it's still flattering. You might have even been partially genuine.
Certainly what you say is understandable, I merely approach the situation from a different perspective. In my case, it was anything but soothing for a very long time. I had no idea why I suddenly became so infatuated. Trying to find a satisfying answer to that simple "why" has been interesting. I'd like to believe that it has done me a lot of good.
>I don't want to lose interest in her
I've never felt this, honestly. I do the same things you mention, perhaps even too much, but most of it happens on its own, without the need to force it, and thinking always leads me to something interesting or new. Even after making stupid decisions it was clear that I never really cared much for all of those other girls.
>my ideal soul partner
But what has the soul to do with the flesh? You are clearly much concerned about this topic, but you are trying to limit and fit Yuuka into your preferred framework. That is a dangerous game.
>in fact her being unapproachable might make her even more attractive to me, since she's like this unreachable goddess
It's always ironic how desire is greatest for those things that we cannot have. If she is so immaculate and untouchable, wouldn't all of your effort and grasping be fruitless? Wouldn't it just make you seem mad?

Sorry, i shit my pants.

>>39100769
You'd need a new engine, the era engine is a sex dungeon sim engine from the PC-98 days.

>>38992951
Good intentions but wrong thread bro

>>39101289
>>39101595
>>39101894
>>39101966
>>39102307
>>39102651
>>39114404
What's your point?
>TypeError: Failed to fetch
Gook moot better fix this shit or I'll flip.

>>39115489
You shouldn't shit your pants, anon.

>>39100987
I heard (read) that baby accessories fit fumos perfectly. Pic unrelated.

>>39114404
It’s more so that I want my perfect platonic partner to be my perfect sexual icon as well. I masturbate a ton and like to imagine having lots of sex with her. I basically want Yuuka to completely dominate my life in all facets whatsoever, so it’s inefficient of me to use some other girl for fap material. I also really do not like masturbating to girls I don’t have some sort of emotional connection to as well. It makes me feel really garbage. I don’t understand how people can just go through the pools and fap to some random girl they’ve never even played the game of. Not that I condemn it, I just don’t understand it. It’s more sexually satisfying to me when I like the character involved even beyond the body

>>39116450
I trust you know.
>>39123144
This sounds to me like you want two things which, in a general conception, seem opposed to one another. In my conception they might even be incompatible. Here you would either have two Yuukas, one of which is a platonic soulmate and the other some Goddess of love, or you are mixing the two together. I cannot see either variant ending well. If you feel so bad for "using" girls you have no connection with, would you not feel bad for "using" a girl you do care about in a similar way?
The manner in which this is all phrased makes it sound like you want to be a slave, and if that is what you want, why are you so picky about it? There must be something to Yuuka that makes her Yuuka instead of anyone else, otherwise there would be no reason to discriminate. A consensus would be impossible, and yet everyone here, especially the regulars or hopelessly insane, but even the more casual visitors, they all have an almost intuitive idea of what that would be.

any CEI doujins of Yuuka around?

>>39130592
>If you feel so bad for "using" girls you have no connection with, would you not feel bad for "using" a girl you do care about in a similar way?
I feel far worse when it is a girl I have no connection to, because I don't believe in selfish pleasure. Which I know is hypocritical, but I generally like to fantasize about satisfying the girl in the scenario as well, not just through sheer animal force but through loving emotional connection, post sex cuddling, warm words, etc. I suppose you can imagine all these warm and fluffy things for a girl you know nothing or care nothing about, but the illusion is not nearly as strong for me, and thus, the shame that comes with selfishly pleasuring yourself is there all the same. Only the penis is satisfied but the heart stays empty.
If you're saying that Yuuka is bad for these kinds of fantasies I get it, but touhou is more of an outlier than the rule in otaku media. Fluffy romantic fantasies that go beyond the standard materialism of western pornography are just part of the charm.

>>39131485
>I suppose you can imagine all these warm and fluffy things for a girl you know nothing or care nothing about
I can't really if it's just some random semen demon or what have you, there would be no point to it. The issue is that the alternative you present is also unconvincing, not that one illusion is stronger than another, rather that both of them are farcical. I had much the same ideas at some point, that all this frivolous masturbation gets you nowhere, but I've never taken solace in romantic or comfortable fantasies, not because of embarrassment over something that only I would be able to see anyway, but because it never felt right. Over time this feeling has only grown stronger. Those fluffy things you mention, honestly, I find them even less palatable than regular, shameless pornography.
>If you're saying that Yuuka is bad for these kinds of fantasies
I did imply as much a while ago, yes. How many would agree? Wanting to dominate the dominator leaves you with a broken slave, wanting lovey-dovey and sickeningly mushy stories makes her into an innocuous, sanitized puppet. There is a market of sorts for both, yet neither captures what makes her interesting to me. More often than not, they destroy it.

>>39132094
Can’t relate, and I guess this is where the discussion ends. I am easily intoxicated by all things warm, fluffy, wholesome, and sweet. There’s nothing I can do to change this no matter how hard I try (and I have). I’m just a manchild at heart. No amount of societal shaming will fix me on that end.
That you don’t understand these otaku feelings is just a sign that you’re well adjusted and don’t put any special meaning behind puppet shows like we do. Personally, I don’t care about rationality, because I’m fucking retarded.

I just want Yuuka to hurt me forcing me to pleasure myself.

>>39132931
Do you mean that she pleasures you in a painful manner, or that she hurts you separately which then forces you to seek refuge in self-pleasure?

>>39132887
No societal shaming involved, my conclusions are mine. I do understand and even put special meaning behind it, just in a very different direction. If you feel that such a statement is highly presumptuous, there's no real way to prove or convince you, or anyone, of the opposite.
>well-adjusted
Good one. I'm closer to having completely lost it. Even when you're being "logical" or "rational", going far enough can lead to conclusions that most would absolutely call crazy.
>>39132931
That's happened to most people here I would assume. She's hurt them by not being real.

>>39140131
she commands me to pleasure myself as she scowls at me, then she dishes out pain whenever she sees me feeling pleasure

>>39143850
Being well-adjusted has nothing to do with being accepted by society. It’s just a matter of being able to confront reality head on. Most people can’t, even the normalfags I cry out against. We’re the same in that point. I just choose to cope with imaginary 2d relationships instead of whatever the hell normalfags cope with to distract them from their own sin.
That I cope by imagining a world free from sin doesn’t make the act of coping any less sinful. For reasons you’ve explained, it makes it even more hypocritical I suppose.

>>39144476
I don't know why you would waste any of your valuable time on a 2hu general then?

>>39146859
You're replying to the wrong person, I'm the one that lives in escapist fantasy

>>38983406
She's a hag and has experience with men.

>>39131178
"Cum eating instructions"? Several doujins tagged as femdom have it, particularly the third part of the series by Misasagi Task.

>>39131485
Damn same, brother.

>>39144476
Most of my habits aren't too different from the regulars here I would say. If I seem to pay more attention to reality and its constraints, that is because I think there's something valuable that can be gleaned from them. Whether that counts as 'confronting' or 'acceptance' is a different matter.
It is hard to tell if the act of coping by itself is a sin, I merely think that the manner in which most go about these matters ends up hurting or destroying them and the very things they claim to care about. If anything, the main sin is the idea that "a world without sin" is possible. Attempts to fashion such a thing feel like they would lead to the greatest concentration of sin, the very opposite of its purported purpose.
>>39153746
Well if it isn't the guy behind the default virginity settings of eratohoTW
>>39157285
And the mad dog himself.
Alright you're both going down

>>39159034
She's not a virgin in eratohoTW? That's pretty weird considering she has a lot of early dialogue and lines where she's all "I'm too good for anyone" and what not

>>39159085
Not a virgin according to the defaults pretty sure, no idea if those were always consistent or set in stone. There's one line where she mentions that many other men have approached her before but doesn't explicitly state anything else about them. Considering how the rest of the script goes as your relationship progresses it seems like an odd choice.

>>39159639
Probably just a symptom of Era being a group project.

Yuuka is cool.

Yuuka has very smelly feet.

>>39159034
>>39159085
>>39159639
Just change her to kissless virgin in the cheat menu.
She has virginity loss and first kiss dialogue.

>>39160283
I set everyone as a virgin, not sure why someone would ever do otherwise when you have the option

>>39160291
I like to keep it canon. Some 2hus are not virgins. Suwako is one of them

>>39160304
Fair enough, but there's only like 3 characters who we know for a fact fucked

I want to make nuclear weapons with Yuuka and gaze at our tests of them with mutual satisfaction at their destructive power.

>>39160335
Junko, Suwako and Yorihime come to mind. Anybody else?

>>39161583
Seiga

>>39161583
Toyohime fucked Yorihime's son.

>>39161894
Hot.

>>39161894
Isn't it the otherway around?

>>39159643
Clearly. Might have been group consensus, what they thought would be the safest bet. Very silly.
>>39160283
They let you change those settings when starting a new game anyway. Sure you get the funny message but who would get upset about that? With how era stuff is set up, the only real cheating would be to not fine-tune every detail to your pleasure.

>>39163827
Yup.
Damn, is this what the moonies bloodline like?

>>39159034
Mad dog? What mad dog?

>>39159689
Undebatable truth.

>>39159695
Slander and lies.

>>38962017
What the fuck is this thread

I know Yuuka threads are weird but this thread is especially cursed

>>39171197
OP posted a sample...

>>39171032
Just pulling your leg a little, though you can only feign ignorance for so long.
>>39171197
No idea what you mean, it's simply like-minded individuals having friendly conversations about a character and material related to her.

>>38962129
You're not wrong.

>>39171197
Who woulda thunk it, there's weirdos on /jp/. More at 11.

>>39159695
I want her to stomp on my testicles with her bare feet.

>>39171197
go look at the absolute fucking state of the Ran thread

>>39172422
I had to go just to attest, and yes. By my word, was Freud fucking right.

>>39171409
Please leave my legs alone, I don't want to trip.

>>39172690
It is always possible to trip over one's own feet.

>>39173216
Can't help it, they come out so well. Pic unrelated.

>>39172422
>>39172504
Ran threads used to be even worse than that not too long ago

Of course she would be when you let her thread fall to the edge of oblivion. The council will now decide your fate.

>>39192188
They ought to decide your fate for thinking we were worth saving.

Its amazing how just several devoted autistic "fans" can completely destroy a character thread and make them into complete cancer

>>39192188
It’s okay to let shit threads die, anon.

>>39192340
Would you like proof of my "fanhood"? Don't worry, I won't be around much longer, you'll have the regularly scheduled image dumps and corpse dress-up soon enough.

>>39192739
It’s okay anon, I like having you around, you anger me but it’s important /jp/ remain the property of The Weirds for our long term interest

>>39193508
Nerd board lol.

>>39193581
Yes, exactly.

>>39192739
>corpse dress ups
WOOOOOOH BAYBEE

>>39193508
I am weird, anon, a different "style" or level of weird. If that is too weird for the local Yuuka thread, then that only strengths the belief I have in my interpretation and my resolve to see it through.

>>39200851
You misread my post, I know you are weird and that’s why I feel it’s important you stay around to filter out the passionless normalfags who contribute nothing and care nothing

>>39200916
Ah, I wasn't entirely sure so I went off on a bit of a simplistic assumption, my bad. Why do I anger you, then?

>>39201015
I just find it depressing how you don’t see any value in 2d romance fantasy. I get that a lot of people warp it and morph it selfishly, but first of all I don’t think it’s wrong of people to seek comfort from the shittiness of real relationships in 2d, and nor do I think this has to be a selfish thing - if you’re someone who actually contributes drawn or written work that increases other people’s happiness as well. Of course it’s an illusion, but so too are video games an illusion of real life achievement, and stories an illusion of real life history. We all need some coping mechanisms, especially people like us who are hated by the societies we live in by virtue of being naturally awkward

>>39201077
I'm all for illusion, really, illusion isn't as simple as regular simulation, but illusion can be used for more than what they usually do with it, I feel. People on here would call everything a coping mechanism. I don't necessarily blame the mechanism, or even those who use it, but most seem to do it blindly, unaware of the consequences. Even making OC and sharing it with other people can just end up promulgating these same elements, and if you would call them selfish, they would still be selfish in that situation as well. It's not uncommon to indirectly use other people in order to increase your own enjoyment of something. I wouldn't deter them from doing or creating whatever they want (not that far off the deep end yet), nor does this apply to everyone, but it often gets excessive, and when that ends up disfiguring a character I like, no matter how much people claim that there's barely any character to begin with, I will not side with them. You might say I find more comfort in the character than in imagined romance. That is true. It is a comfort dangerously close to its opposite, and it is selfish in its own way.

>>39201698
I don’t agree at all. Yes there’s more to illusion than porn fantasies, but love is about as damn important as it gets. It’s the one non-mandatory thing humans feel primordially inclined to do, it’s what 99% of songs are about, it’s what writers and prophets and artists all fixate on. Of course these fantasies are selfish - all love is to a degree selfish, whether it’s a drawing or a real girl. But it’s just cruel to deny people all but the most abstracted and platonic form of love, when we are ultimately human and creatures of the flesh. It’s not such a terrible thing. If anything, blame ZUN for creating a female character with an alluring design, since as soon as he did that man’s instincts set down about their natural and inevitable course.
All this seems like more of a you problem, that you should stop framing as some broader problem in general. You clearly have complications with love as an emotion, and I won’t judge you for whatever’s happened in your life, but what I will say is that you should stop projecting your own problems on other’s harmless fun that gives them some sense of hope in a life that has no mercy at all for the genetically unfit. You’re strong enough to not need it, but others aren’t, and never will be.

>>39202033
>>39201698
Dude. What are two even arguing about? There's always a wall of text when I open this thread.

>>39202347
It’s mostly about Yuuka Kazami - a character from the Touhou Project series of video games produced by Team Shanghai Alice for the PC98 and Windows operating systems

>>39202347
not sure what they are talking about, I am just here hoping that Yuuka will force me to masturbate, and just as I am about to ejaculate she will remove both of my testicles and laugh at me maniacally

I love her comically large stopwatch or pocket watch. I almost prefer her nightgown fit over her normal one.

Yuuka is a fat old hag.

>>39201077
Relationships are work, imbecile, it must be put into it, much like everything in life.
If systems operation deteriorates more work must be put to maintain them, and if giving up instead of hard carry before any relationship even starts is your first idea no relationship will ever work at all.
You're a fool as are all those who spout such drivel.

>>39205552
>work
For me it's Slavery.

>>39205591
Who forces you?

>>39205615
Yukari forces me by being the embodiment of the very best, or I force myself by thinking that she's the best despite all corruption, either way I'm enslaved due to my general weakness.

>>39205552
From what I’m getting you’re basically telling me to touch grass and have sex in a very pretentious way to which I will tell you - I am an incel, I quite literally cannot.

Yuuka being a huge pervert that gets off on the fantasy of being naked and embarrassed in front of you! Yuuka inviting you to stay the night, so she can conveniently forget that you're staying over and """"""""""accidentally""""""""""" walk out naked in front of you! Super-horny Yuuka letting you see every inch of her body! Yuuka's slit being extra sticky and fishy that night!

>>39207839
No, I advise against falling prey to this frequently observed, as I found, reasoning of living in illusions or delusions to the extent one can no longer adequately discern what is possible or not.

>>39212684
Ok, I will take your advice and completely ignore it.

>>39212834
Alright. What prevents you though?

>>39212855
I'm too lazy to care

>>39213027
Huh.
Not the most terrible reason I've seen.

>>39209307
Yuuka walking accidentally out of the bathroom completely naked, obviously forgotten that I am staying the night over on the couch in the living room. Toilet paper still stuck in her behind with the roll softly rolling behind her. She gasps and looks at me wide eyed; her bad act at looking surprised wouldn't even fool Kogasa. She farts, which makes the aromatic atmosphere in her house even worse than it already is with the unwashed grandma smell and old socks.

>>39202033
>we are ultimately human and creatures of the flesh
Oh, how could I ever forget it.
Obviously we disagree here and there's nothing to be done about it. You can divide love into multiple different forms as they used to do in more sophisticated languages, but the things that come to most people's minds I simply would not call love. No such thing as "spiritual" or non-carnal sex exists and "true" love as mutual exchange is something I heavily disagree with. I don't mean to deprive anyone of anything because they are responsible for these decisions, in my view they are trying to find themselves in places where they are not and this will likely kill them, if they are even slightly aware of this yet continue anyway I see no reason to push the issue whatsoever. Is this a personal problem? Sure, there probably aren't very many other people who think similarly on these topics, and those who don't think of it as a problem quite literally would have no problem. Since the situation presented itself, I felt like chiming in on a few topics, no intentions of convincing anyone.
>If anything, blame ZUN for creating a female character with an alluring design
I don't find her design as taken through her original in-game portraits particularly alluring. As designs go, all of her designs are great, of course. On the other hand,
>blame ZUN for creating a...character
this might be worth considering.
>>39202347
Life and death

>>39115494
Just how old is the era engine? It is obviously made using Visual Studio, but the erabasic language is older, I think.

>>39209307
Come on man, at least get something more accurate to your post, Mokku Yuuka is way too adorable and silly.

Since this is Yuuka Thread, does anyone know the exact measurements of a Yuuka Fumo and what is the best material to make it? I am too poor to afford to buy one so I want to make my own.

>>39213911
You can try asking in /fumo/ if you havent all ready. They had some info about making fumos I think.

>>39213224
Anon, that's gross! The only smell is the fishy smell of her very-wet and sticky slit! And maybe her stinky feet!

>>39213406
Alright, how about this Yuuka? She's clearly thinking about your dick!

>>39215040
Ok I will ask. Thank you fren.

>>39216910
You both are gross.

terribad thread.

Captivating thread, see you all in the next one

>>39232376
Don't forget, we're here forever.