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>> No.39171866
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>>39171857
Repent sinners.

>> No.39171871

>>39171857
Chuuni.
Commence bully.

>> No.39171872

so what does it say?

>> No.39171874

>>39171818
It says 220kg, and that's all the information I need.

>> No.39171879
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>When your succubus stalker starts sending you pics

>> No.39171883
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>> No.39171890

>>39171883
i miss that style

>> No.39171891
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>>39171866
I will only repent in the presence of huge breasts

>> No.39171893
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>>39171879
Nice beauty marks

>> No.39171898

>>39171879
send her a dress cause the poor thing cant afford clothes

>> No.39171900
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I thought monster warriors were supposed to be honorable and respect the outcome of duels. I beat this Amazon then her friends burst out of hiding spots while I was exhausted and catching my breath. It was completely unfair.

>> No.39171909

>>39171872
She's asking if she can copy your homework. I'm not confident in my ability to read Russian to tell what the notebook says.

>> No.39171914

>>39171872
i meant for
>>39171801

>> No.39171923
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>>39171857
Cheer up emo horse.

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>>39171866
Dont worry this gentle nun offered to give me private faith lessons.

>> No.39171933

>>39171923
Anon, you could never understand!

>> No.39171936
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>>39171866
Guys, I think something is wrong with my nun.

>> No.39171945
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>> No.39171959

>>39171923
You know she likes you when she invites you to a concert and takes you there on her back.

>> No.39171964

>>39171923
>hang out with emo horse at her house
>sneak a peek at her diary while she is getting snacks
>expect some dark depressing stuff befitting an emo
>turns out to be really girly and constantly talks about you with heart marks everywhere
>hear the door slam and turn to see emo horse with a big frown and blush
>get raped while she recites her cringy poems with some love poems mixed in

>> No.39171967

>>39171936
Womb tattoos are actually just cheating.
How is this even remotely fair?

>> No.39172005

>>39171936
I see what's wrong, her crosses are upside down!
Silly nun, those don't go that way

>> No.39172030

There should be a Parasite Slime for every variety of slime.

>> No.39172045

>>39172005
It's St. Peter's cross, that nun knows what she's doing.
>>39172030
Even Humpty?

>> No.39172051

>>39171879
ha, I needed some milk
only think is I wanted holy milk

>> No.39172064

Listen I'm JUST saying that you could theoretically escape Lescatie if you dropkicked every monster you encounter. They're not gonna expect that and "worst" case scenario you get a nice monster wife so really what's the harm?

>> No.39172065

>>39172030
How would that even work? Parasite slimes seem defined as just regular slimes that can't take human form and need the help of a host to do regular monster girl things.

I mean if you made a blue slime version than the original parasite slime would be left with nothing unique about it aside from color.

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>>39172064
>if you dropkicked every monster you encounter.

Good luck with that anon, some monsters are only corporeal when they choose to be.

>> No.39172096

>>39172064
Please kick a slime anon and see what happens

>> No.39172112

>>39172082
Ghosts would be too busy seeing their lovers or family, I'd be perfectly safe rushing through the graveyard!

>>39172096
Slimes are great! They'd be like a little jump pad to kick a flying monster!

>> No.39172116

>>39172064
bruh, someone dropped out of monsteroglogy 101

>> No.39172126

Scenario:
>your wife tries to be romantic while you are out of the house by scattering rose petals on the bed, lighting candles and falling asleep to get a "sleeping beauty" roleplay going.
Reality:
>You find her on the bed splayed out and snoring like a drunkard.

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>>39172064
>try to drop kick a knight
>bang your foot on her armor and bruise it
>try not to cry
>cry alot
good job anon, now you get to be nurse back to health by her before she rapes you through the floor

>> No.39172136

>>39172116
Monster what?

>> No.39172156

>>39172126
Imma pop on the gp5, have my face right on hers, then wake her up
>>39172136
monsterology 101, the study of monsters. One of the first things they teach is that its better to run from monsters then try to fight them

>> No.39172169

>>39172133
>kicking the armor
>when she has a perfectly good weakpoint right there
Anon I'm not that dumb. Now bouncing off a Dark Warrior and tearing the tendons in my ankle due to a bad fall which leads into getting nursed back to health and raped into the floor would be far more likely.

>> No.39172187

>>39172156
>One of the first things they teach is that its better to run from monsters then try to fight them
Nah that's a load of junk probably written by some monster, they love a chase. See they're not gonna expect some guy to kick em in the chest with both feet and it's not like they'll get any significant damage from it so it's your best bet!

>> No.39172202

>>39172187
>Feet first
you are going to make the snakes horny

>> No.39172222

>>39172126
I'd go to sleep hugging her, it would be a nice thing for her if she wakes up first.

>> No.39172224

>>39172169
>good weakpoint
so what you're saying is I should nibble her ears to escape?

>> No.39172232

>>39172202
>being harassed by snakes
Just slap em, dummy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-znKiVwyk

>> No.39172250

>>39172224
>Escape
Well if by "escape" you mean "go back to your place and enjoy your life with your new wife" then sure, anon!

>> No.39172264

>>39172232
what if they say, "harder, daddy"

>> No.39172282

>>39172169
What "weakpoint"? The skin that looks exposed on a dark knight is actually covered by a protective film of energy produced by the armor. In other words she's actually totally armored.

>> No.39172284
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>>39172232
>being the janitor for the snek pit
It's a livin...

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>>39171857

>> No.39172291

>>39172285
Look, a cow!

>> No.39172299
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>> No.39172312

>>39172264
Hit her with the spray bottle

>> No.39172321

>>39172282
Well then fuck it just risk the broken ankle and kick harder, what could go wrong?

>> No.39172340

>>39171879
Text her "too big"
and everytime she changes to match your taste change your mind again

>> No.39172345

>>39172282
I don't care if there is a magic film those lips of hers are open to attack

>> No.39172349

>>39172321
>damaging yourself near a monster
>damaging yourself near an EXTREMIST monster
Anon you're never going to leave the house again!

>> No.39172358

>>39172312
UUHHHH.... ho do you get out of snek coils?

>> No.39172368

>>39171879
Text her "too young", she'll fuck off after that

>> No.39172369

what kind of kiki's dont you like?

>> No.39172371

>>39172358
double spray bottle

>> No.39172396

>>39172030
Agreed. I been thinking on how to do that. Make some non waifu OCs with different slime type pslimes.

>>39172065
Well you just gotta use the unique aspects of the slime.

>> No.39172410

>>39172349
It'd just be a twisted ankle at best! I'd still be able to jog on it, no way she'd freak out over that!

>> No.39172419

How do leg guys feel about getting capture by lamias?

>> No.39172437

>>39172369
The innocent ones.

>> No.39172440

>>39172437
why?

>> No.39172449

>>39172369
kirkland brand kikis

>> No.39172460

>>39172449
what? I heard they were pretty good

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I don't think she's noticed me. Should I steal her clothes and money?

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>"Where is the little human white boy? I have come for him, demand his hand in marriage and impregnate me."

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Hey, another quick update on Jabberwock's Globe-trotting Gourmet Journey! The next update is going to be very big, encompassing a new land, 4 extra pages that will be fun (this picture is from them!), and the previous two lands being rehauled for, hopefully, the final time! They're going from 3 pages to 5 to allow for the artwork to be even larger, and some more lore! I've already uploaded the Zipangu ones in the album where you can find the rest of the book, Perlas will get its update very soon, certainly alongside the other new pages!

https://catbox ( . ) moe/c/2t19jp

Once this releases the book will be 31 pages long, I hope you look forward to it! It should be very soon!

>> No.39172492

>>39172476
>clearly looking at you
y u so dum?

>> No.39172495

>>39172440
A kiki should always have plans to make her master a better man. It can be tempting him and increasing his lust to make him more assertive and take her, or it can even be an extremist kiki helping her master in his dreams of conquest for Lilith.

>> No.39172507

>>39172476
go up and start washing her back

>> No.39172512

>>39172476
Anon if we were in a party and you said that when I can see her looking right at you I'd throw your ass to the wolves. I refuse to go to the Amazon village.

>> No.39172523

Anons, be careful not to trigger a Jinko's dormant instinct where she just cuddles and rubs herself all over you like a overgrown housecat.
You WILL end up underneath her and you WILL NOT be able to escape.

>> No.39172547

I'm going to sell my soul to Druella for a proof of the Reimann hypothesis.

>> No.39172550

>>39172369
butler kikis

>> No.39172555

>>39172523
How do you avoid the trigger though? Be ugly and unappealing?

>> No.39172557

>>39172547
Druella will still be unmarried in spite of this

>> No.39172564

>>39172555
there is such a thing as ugly cute

>> No.39172569

>>39172564
I shall make sure that is not I

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>>39172523
thats when you go for the tummy rub

>> No.39172580

>>39172569
how without mutilating yourself

>> No.39172604

>>39172523
so you'll be able to make her chonk like one?

>> No.39172608

>>39172492
>>39172512
She probably has soap in her eyes but fine it's more easy loot for me
>>39172507
I'm not looking to help her bathe I want loot

>> No.39172610

>>39172580
Well shit you got me there

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>>39172345
>Kiss her.
>She sucks up your essence as she deepens the kiss, moaning in contentment as she feeds.
>You're soon too weak to stand on your own as she continues to suck on you.

>> No.39172624

>>39172396
>Well you just gotta use the unique aspects of the slime.

What aspects does the original parasite slime have that could make it at all different from the other proposed types?

>> No.39172625

>>39172608
bro, how you even come this far?
>>39172610
and even if you went through with it, it would make you even more appealing since you cant protect yourself

>> No.39172626

>>39172608
>I'm not looking to help her bathe I want loot
but the loot is the satisfaction of a well done job anon
isn't that more important than some silly coin?

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the wight doujin is nearly done, and to commemorate that, I've put together an album of all of the pages before they got changed to better fit it. Hype!
https://imgur.com/a/ikbnJLt

>> No.39172655

>>39172633
Are the pictures out of order? I find it hard to tell just what is going on.

>> No.39172662

>>39172655
oh they are VERY out of order. Just enjoy each page as it is!

>> No.39172673

>>39172625
>Try to harm yourself after being taken prisoner by monsters to be less appealing
>Any trace of your efforts are now gone and you're now constantly under watch by the scariest looking monster you've ever seen holding you to her chest and rubbing your head

>> No.39172680

>>39172368
>Text her "too young"
More like "too old". If a monster is going to start sending me lewd pics, I expect a loli Demon's round blue ass in a thong.

>> No.39172683

>>39172523
Okay, tell me exactly how to trigger that instinct.

>> No.39172684

>>39172680
ogey

>> No.39172685

>>39172625
>bro, how you even come this far?
I was described as a something savant by my teachers. Clearly, I was born to be a great thief.
>>39172626
Money feeds you satisfaction from washing some random monster's back doesn't

>> No.39172698

>>39172685
>satisfaction from washing some random monster's back doesn't
even when she says "thanks boy" and pats you on the head? even when she returns the favor?

>> No.39172705
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>>39172685
an Idiot savant, well shit. i got to go to the store, Stay with nice ms fox nun. I need to get some cigs.

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>>39172705
Sorry, I don't go to Mofu church, I go to the Monke Temple

>> No.39172736

>>39171879
The clear route is start sending her back pictures where you pose exactly as she did in every last picture she sent you, and with the same amount of clothes. Nothing could go wrong.

>> No.39172748

>>39172673
>She has the sterniest face you've seen
>And as angry as can be
>You even see her crying....??
>>in her ming
>OH SHIT OH SHITOH SHITOH SHITOH SHITOH SHITOH SHITOH SHIT
>WHY DID HE DO IT, I AM NOT GOING TO HURT HIM
>WHYWOULDTHISPOORBOYDOSUCHATHING
>HENEEDSAGUIDINGHAND,MYHAND
>ANDASLO HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO NUTURE HIM
>Me.......
And thats how you got a scary yandere momster

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>>39171857

>> No.39172757

>>39172633
>>39172662
Well it is well-drawn, if confusing. Feel rather bad for how scared that nun girl looks in pretty much every frame.

>> No.39172770

>>39172557
nah, I'll help her get married. I'll even marry her myself if I have to.

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>> No.39172773
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Demons are cute

>> No.39172776

>>39172705
Voluminous mofu and bosoms, great combination.

>> No.39172791

>>39172698
Anon that still doesn't feed me or fund an adventure's lifestyle

>> No.39172823
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>>39172776
I know, fox and go togethng white on rice

>> No.39172845
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>>39172748
Over protective monsters are strong, how could anyone defy them?

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>> No.39172856

If monsters invaded my town I'm putting a "no religious solicitation" sign out front.

>> No.39172869

>>39172748
Idiots who do stupid things get stupid outcomes. Low self esteem? Hurting yourself? I mean who would do or think such a thing? You're gonna make the monsters cry!
>>39172845
Easily, do it again.

>> No.39172877

>>39172604
Like a Jinko chonk chart?
>>39172683
Rub your cheek against hers for an extended period of time.

>> No.39172880

>>39172750
Cute vampire.

>> No.39172881

>>39172877
yes

>> No.39172908

>>39172633
Can't even go out shopping without the wife monsterizing the townsfolk, baka.

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>>39172869
>Easily, do it again.
Anon they're already scary as it is why would I want to make them scarier?

>> No.39172930

>>39172869
this>>39172910 and I dont think she'll let you near sharp objects at all

>> No.39172931
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>>39172773
Especially small Demons.

>> No.39172950

>>39172910
>At some point she will just refuse to let go altogether
>your diet now cinsist of mostly milk

Bad end? Good end?

>> No.39172957

>>39172877
i want a jinko chonk chart!

>> No.39172971
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>>39172950
Bad end!

>> No.39173000

>>39172910
It's better? You're not thinking correctly? There
are many reasons and none of them are good.

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>> No.39173050

>>39173000
Anon what the fuck are you trying to say

>> No.39173188
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What kind of orc do you like better?

>> No.39173195

>>39173188
p'orc cause she pudgy

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What or how much Hentai logic and metaphysics apply and be present in MGE? Especially with the humans of MGE being Hentai-login humans.

>> No.39173237

>>39173199
i wonder, does the hentai logic also apply to people from our world if they cross the portal into there?

>> No.39173321
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Consider a Zombie GF

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>>39173321
of course

>> No.39173357

>>39173321
She looks scary..

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Doromes

>> No.39173446

>>39173237
KC has I think mentioned that if beings from another world came to the MGE world they would follow the rules of the MGE reality.

>>39173199
Give a list of hentai logic and metaphysics and we can answer. But I would say in general a lot applies, provided it is not NTR related.

>> No.39173498

>>39173321
>That ain't free!
then why did it fly into my face? checkmate dum dum

>> No.39173542

>>39173321
Wights are just really fancy zombies, right? (Don't say that to a Wight though)

>> No.39173573

>>39173542
>Don't say that to a Wight though
Wights would proudly look back on their history. It'd be a wonderful tale to tell any monster with low self-esteem!

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>>39173542
wights are zero to hero stories, nothing to be ashamed about

>> No.39173604

>>39173542
Smarter, stronger, more beautiful zombies with spectral claws. They're basically the evolution of the base zombie, restored to the point that they are even better than they were in life (though people who were especially powerful in life may go straight to being wights if revived).

>> No.39173607

>>39173199
You will cum buckets and have no refractory period.

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>>39173600
>Lich watches her friend go from Zombie to Wight after their town was invaded by the Undead
>Wight and her husband decide to help Lich find a nice hubby of her own

>> No.39173692

>>39173573
>>39173600
The ones that were raised from the dead or born straight as wights might be haughtier.

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>>39171857

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>holstaur momsters

>> No.39173792

>>39173692
>haughtier
>implying they wouldn't be humbled with how an experienced Wight knows her husband like the back of her hand

>> No.39173804

>>39173723
Man i love the implications of this image.

>> No.39173813

>>39173731
wait, who are you?

>> No.39173825

Childhood friend Dhampirs are strong!

>> No.39173834

>>39173749
imagine a story where the protag ran away from his home so he can see the world all the while his hoslt momsters is running like a bat outta of hell after him

>> No.39173838

>>39173804
>Join Dhampir for adventure
>get to bully her younger sister
Get to marry them both too probably.
>>39173825
Dhampirs are the best!

>> No.39173872

>>39173834
>Human boy gets adopted by [insert monster species here] and as he gets older he begins to feel more disconnected with his adopted family
>Decides to run away one day to find his "real" family and find out what happened
Sounds like a cute idea

>> No.39173909
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Corrective Sodomy With Cheshire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanOTzJDpUE

>> No.39173936
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>>39173909
What kind of thing would cheshire post on 4mon to get plenty of (you)s?

>> No.39173950
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>>39173936
She would never pretend to be a thirsty anon for (you)s nor would she have her husband put a sharpie in her pooper.

>> No.39173990
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Rata and Oni got the goods!

>> No.39173996

>>39173950
>anon and cheshire go to the hospital
>the receptionist sees them and instantly goes deadpan
>"...Sharpie?"
>anon looks down mumbles a yea
>receptionist sighs and points them to the normal room
>anon nods his head in thanks while chesire tries to laugh but but feels that feeling in her butt

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>>39173669
They don't need help

>> No.39174026
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>>39174006
Uh huh, sure anon. I'm sure they'll get their husband any day now.

Any day now....

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>>39173996
>Receptionist, thats a relief I was afraid it would be your keys or several pool balls

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>>39174038
>"Nyahaha...what a...funny idea!"
oh no

>> No.39174065

Taimanin Kunoichi

>> No.39174087

Powerful stuff.

>> No.39174095
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>>39174026
Sure she will

She has phenomenal cosmic powers

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>>39174095
Liches are so nice

>> No.39174129
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>>39174095
Lich-san is so cool!

>> No.39174133

>>39173446
>Give a list of hentai logic and metaphysics and we can answer. But I would say in general a lot applies, provided it is not NTR related.

I guess the following Hentai Logic and Metaphysics will apply in MGE or when MGE's Demon Energy rules and meta will corrupt and apply to a different world:

>Everyone becomes alot more attractive, beautiful and sexy
>Men have girthy, larger or longer penises
>Women won't experience pain or aches in their vajay-jays even with hardcore fucking
>borderline unlimited stamina when sex and not easily getting tired when sex
>no gag reflex when blowjobs
>and creampies and raw bareback sex everywhere, practically everyone will fuck raw and will creampie/impregnate, vaginas be flowing or dripping and oozing cum

Anything else I'm probably missing?

>> No.39174156
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This is what happens when you install and run Crysis with the RTX on and settings set absurdly high.

>> No.39174186

>>39174133
>Men have girthy, larger or longer penises

Small caveat that this only usually happens, suggesting some monsters may have their men get smaller ones because they consider it "cute."

>> No.39174232

>>39173413
Doromes give the best hugs.

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>>39174129
The coolest

>> No.39174248
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>>39171857

>> No.39174253

>>39174248
I need a trio of very busty, high class ladies to invite me for 'private dining'...which is just a normal meal with them until dessert where they jump me.

>> No.39174293

>>39174253
the very idea makes me uncomfortable

>> No.39174303
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>> No.39174312

>>39174303
Someday she'll get a doujin, and it will be a really good one yes?

>> No.39174319

>>39174293
To be fair, I probably would such at conversation about nonnerd things.

>> No.39174353
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39174353

Hey do you guys like my troll

>> No.39174369

>>39174353
Get the fuck out

>> No.39174381

>>39174369
huh?

>> No.39174389

>>39174353
I like them bigger

>> No.39174390

>>39174381
Get the fuck OUT homestucknigger

>> No.39174452

>>39174390
i dont even know what that is

>> No.39174456

>>39174452
I don't believe you

>> No.39174461

>>39174353
Cute, but not to my tastes.

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>> No.39174515

>>39173996
>>39174038
>work as a receptionist at St. Unicorn’s Memorial Hospital
>they specialize in Centaur healthcare
>you can’t count how many times a girls come in with some foreign object up in her horse pussy
>just don’t use anything from the lost and found

>> No.39174533

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that specialized maid schools exist for chubby maids, muscled maids, ninja maids, and more.
They just require that you 'pay' more to get said maid.

Payment will be the number of pregnancies you give her.

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>>39174533
Don't care if I have to pay more, I will just say yes and sign whatever they want for the maid

>> No.39174558

>>39174533
What are the going rates?

>> No.39174563

>>39174533
IM TAKING AN 8FT CHUBBING MAID AND I WILL PAY ANY PRICE

>> No.39174564

>>39174556
I mean, same.
I need my mega meaty maids to love and breed.

>>39174558
Four daughter minimum.

>> No.39174575

>>39174563
>Chubby
fuck, horny makes the brain fucky.
Hehe, fucky

>> No.39174584

>>39174575
>>39174563
Done, knock her up with five daughtters.

>> No.39174592

>>39174584
Just five? lol thats low

>> No.39174603

>>39174556
>>39174564
Will 12 suffice for this one?

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>> No.39174607

>>39174584
gotta keep going, it's never enough even when she says "please stop"

>> No.39174615

>>39174584
>>39174592
I can do that in like couple of months or if I cheat..... all at once!

>> No.39174618

>>39174605
Massive doll milkers for fondling.

>>39174607
>Master, while I appreciate our brood of daughters, I haven't fit into my uniform for the past few years and they don't make them in my chest size...Do you think we should stop?

>> No.39174632

I don’t know if anyone else has read Highschool DxD before but in that series, Angels aren’t allowed to act lewd lest they turn into Fallen Angels. However, later on in the story they made a special pocket dimension where Angel rules don’t apply and they can have sex without worrying of falling. This gave me the idea of an Archangel who is all pent up with lust for a man she likes but she couldn’t act on it. I like the idea of a Archangel who presents herself with dignity and etiquette turning into a ravenous animal attacking her man the moment she step into the special dimension.

>> No.39174638
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>>39174618
>kiki tries to show how ill fitting her maid uniform is
>master anon blacks out as he goes into a breeding frenzy
>wakes up to a well stuffed (triplets) kiki
>this is the fifth time she tired to slow him down
cant stop, wont stop

>> No.39174650

>>39174638
Your eldest daughters may need to perform maidwork for mom as 'training' while she moves more into a teaching role.

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>>39174632
With some slight adjustments it'd be some god tier stuff. Imagine some ancient Dragon being bound to your soul and getting first dibs before anyone else in your harem.

>> No.39174666

>Turning a cheshire cat into a good, respectful, church-going lady

>> No.39174674
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>>39174666
domesticated

>> No.39174678
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boobers
that is all

>> No.39174690

>>39174674
and got that chonk of a housecat

>> No.39174691
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39174691

>Playing with spider girl next door
>She bites me by accident
>Think I'll get cool powers like Spider-Man
>Spider girl is crying apologizing
>Instead of powers all I got is a boner

>> No.39174701

>>39174674
molest the chub

>> No.39174750

>>39174666
>turning a jabberwock into a prim proper lady of high status that is not lewd, whatso ever.
until the door closes

>> No.39174752

>>39174691
>Spider accidentally bites a man in a program made for men terrified of spiders to better adapt around spider women
>Sprints out before she can say anything and never comes back
Well at least there's always someone else.

>> No.39174760

>>39174674
>Domesticated Ability will replace Prankster Ability. Do you accept?
YES
>Mischievousness: -100
>Confidence: -15
>Kindness: +50
>Passion: +20
>Style: +20
>Breast size increased by 25%
>Impregnation chance increased by 20%
>Can now preform meido actions
>Cooking skills introduced

>> No.39174777
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Imagine getting raped by the sleep paralysis demon. You’re fully aware of what’s doing on and there’s nothing you can do about it.

>> No.39174781

>>39174760
then she just a purple cat, I want her to keep her pranks
>>39174777
ill try and dream about it

>> No.39174784
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I will willingly surrender myself to slugs.
They don't even need to try and chase or capture me in order to score a husband.

>> No.39174785

>>39174678
too much

>> No.39174799

>>39174784
that slug nun and squid nun doujin, gotcha good, didn't it?

>> No.39174809
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>>39174785
More for me

>> No.39174810

>>39174678
imagine the sloshing sounds

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>>39174785
>t. bapho

>> No.39174818

>>39174781
What's wrong with purple cat with a Bri'ish accent?
She'll still have her humor. She just won't of doing the pranks anymore.

>> No.39174825

Imagine a baphomet

>> No.39174828

>>39174809
is that a cat?

>> No.39174839
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>>39174825
Okay, now what.

>>39174828
The detector never lies.

>> No.39174843

>>39174809
FAT CAT

>> No.39174845
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>>39174825
I do everyday

>> No.39174854
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>>39174845
gosh why is dr cutie goat so good?

>> No.39174881
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How do I convince the pharaoh to take my apophis cousin as her court wizard?

>> No.39174894

>>39174881
Anon how close are you to that Apophis? You wouldn't be planning anything now would you? We all know the stereotypes of court wizards!

>> No.39174899

>>39173021
dumb succ should stop fucking horses

>> No.39174916

>>39174881
Just remind her that if the pharaoh has/gets a husband then all she needs to do is be amorous with him in front of the apophis and even if the apophis did plan to try to take over she would lose all interest at the sight confirming the pharaoh is already a lewd monster.

>> No.39174921

>>39174881
give her the ole puppy dog eyes

>> No.39174924

>>39174916
Alternatively, just dick the snake.

>> No.39174925

>>39174881
>>39174916
Alternatively, just wait until your cousin gets a husband. Married apophis lose all interest in attacking pharaohs.

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>>39174899
Don't be fucking rude

>> No.39174945

>>39174785
Not enough

>> No.39174968

>>39174938
dumb succ should calm down and find a nice man to pleasure

>> No.39175041

>>39174945
Boobage beyond that is forbidden on the grounds of inducing mindbreak.
In short, you can't handle them.

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>> No.39175064
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>>39174968
Shut up nerd

>> No.39175067
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>>39175042
dumb goat

>> No.39175086

>>39174938
Hah....
Shortie

>> No.39175092

turns out krakens auto-counter grapple attacks

>> No.39175096

>>39174810
that doesn't sound biologically possible

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>>39175092
i dumb, but you already knew that.

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>>39175096
>monsters
>ever concerned with being biologically realistic

>> No.39175107

>>39175041
Fucking watch me.

>> No.39175122

Imagine a sabbath kraken

>> No.39175142 [SPOILER] 
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>>39175107
>My fat tits would kill you traveler, you can't handle my huge breasts.
>You better go to a monster that has smaller breasts.

>> No.39175158

>>39172574
Or the secret move. Scritches behind the ear

>> No.39175159

>>39175096
Probably not, but I'm still going to imagine it

>> No.39175169

>>39175142
>my fat tits
>doesn't mention those fat mofu
fox are tricksters

>> No.39175176

>>39175169
It's a pincer attack!

>> No.39175178

>>39174248
Post the naked one, coward

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>>39175142
good artist

>> No.39175184

>>39175142
Fox hag I'm telling you, I need your biggest milkers.

>> No.39175187

>>39175181
>that boob and leg
how do i get this fox?

>> No.39175189

>>39175142
Gonna turn the oldest, smuggest kitsune into a mere female fox.

>> No.39175193

>>39175189
And so another hopeless gaijin falls prey to Fat Kitsune Tats.

>> No.39175194
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i love...
My jub jub wifey!

>> No.39175207

I want this but with a cheshire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpbwUC65Zyw

>> No.39175213
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>>39175142
>>39175181
A little TOO big. I like my tits a little more modest.

>> No.39175216

>>39175142
"Ok"
>leaves

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>Hellhounds are crin-

>> No.39175234
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>>39175226
*teleports behind u*
CRINGE

>> No.39175235

>>39175226
God I wish that was me.

>> No.39175253

>>39175226
This reminds me Andre the Giant

>> No.39175263

>>39172869
>Flagellants hurting his self only to absolve over sins.
Monster girl or not, you aren't making me stop

>> No.39175283

>>39175234
Cheshire Cat is the Jinx of monster girls

>> No.39175289

>>39175226
I will kiss those paws, you can't stop me.

>> No.39175293

>>39175283
If by that you meant best girl then yes you're right

>> No.39175367

>>39174815
>blockbuster card
Ma'am, this is an Arby's.

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>>39173321
Based.

>> No.39175396

>>39174186
Who would want that?

>> No.39175401

>>39175387
tfw no tomboy zombie gf

>> No.39175405

>>39175396
If doujins are anything to go by, the "mommy" sorts.

>> No.39175406
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>>39174156
hey, isn't that the alice in wonderland font?

>> No.39175438

>>39175405
I see. On an unrelated note, I'm gonna cross mommygf off of my list. But now I have an open slot, that's bad juju. I'll pick...giant sloppy horse vagoo, I guess. Yay, how wonderful.

>> No.39175440

>>39174353
Giant handjobs with pale troll!

>> No.39175448
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>>39175401
All she wants is love and braaaains but mostly love.

>> No.39175490

>>39175448
I bet she can detach her arm and throw it like a boomerang.

>> No.39175493

>>39173321
I don't like walking corpses.

Come back as a ghost and I'll be all over her. But zombies are one of the few monsters I'd actually fight tooth and nail to avoid being taken.

>> No.39175536

>>39175490
>has been waiting years for someone to ask "for a hand"

>> No.39175546

>>39175490
That's what the staples/stitches are for. They are quite...handy.
>>39175493
Pfft. Anon protests too much. If you really didn't want a zombie you would cease breathing and lower your body temperature to hide from her.

>> No.39175563

>>39175493
For some reason I though ghosts and zombies were a pair. Like a 2 for 1 deal.

>> No.39175582

Gonna fall asleep on a park bench in the middle of hagville.

>> No.39175632
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>>39175582
>

>> No.39175696

>>39175546
Humans can't do that you stupid walking corpse.

>> No.39175706

>>39175563
Zombies are a body with no soul. Ghosts are a soul with no body.

If you have an undead that keeps their soul you get higher order undead like a litch.

>> No.39175724

>>39175632
While it is comfy, that is no hag.
Something is wrong.

>> No.39175846
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>Seduced by a high-ranking Demon executive. She practically crawls over her own desk in anticipation while coaxing you to take pen in hard and write your life away to her.
>"Just sign right here and your troubles are over. You'll be miiiiine. Serve me, body and soul, and an eternity of debauchery awaits."
>You sign it and essentially become a househusband
>She works seven days a week, usually gone for twelve hours at a time, sometimes more when she has to stay over
>She's exhausted every time she comes off. Kicks her heels off at the door and stumbles into you with her arms outstretched before wrapping around you like a love-starved child and whining. "Honeeeeeeey! Work was sooo haaaaa~aaaard."
>The world of demonic business is apparently pretty vicious and demanding. On the worst days she comes home for lunch so you can stroke her hair and rock her in your lap while she stress-cries.
>She's never in her business clothes for more than a minute when off work. Her 'comfort clothes' are either a pair of silk pajamas two-sizes-too-big or a pair of black cotton panties and a shirt you've been wearing
>She gets upset if you have dinner ready before she gets home because she wants to 'cook with you'.
>'Cooking with you' means she hugs your waist, kisses your neck, and talks about her day while following you around the kitchen and watching you work
>One day as she's complaining about the constant plotting of her coworkers you jokingly offer to show up at her workplace with flowers or something to make them all jealous. Your wife goes pale (which looks odd considering she's blue) and rapidly shakes her head. "Honey, no no no, anything but that. If they find out I'm not single they'll eat me alive."

>> No.39175871
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Spiders are cute

>> No.39175961

>>39175846
On the one hand, cute.
On the other hand it would pain me to no end seeing my wife that over worked and stressed.

>> No.39176016

>>39175846
basically >>39175961
I would dedicate my life to making what little time off she has absolute comfort and bliss, but god knows this will slowly just break her over time and I cant bear to watch that slowly unfold before my eyes.

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I just wanted to post a fox real quick before bedtime

>> No.39176109

>>39176090
>Bedtime, 10:14 am.
You lazy NEET fox, some are working here

>> No.39176112

>>39175961
>>39176016
>I would dedicate my life to making what little time off she has absolute comfort and bliss
Fools! Fallen right into the snare of demonic pact! Just as planned.

>> No.39176130

>>39176112
That's just being a loving husband anon.
Especially so if your wife practically suffers every single day just to provide for you.
And how can one even start a family in those conditions?
It must be absolute torture.

>> No.39176190
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Pay taxes

>> No.39176191

When Cheshire dismembered themselves, what the cut looks like ?
Fleshs, bones and blood, some kind of mana or light
Can I put my finger inside it ?

>> No.39176205

>>39176190
Ms. Lilim is gonna have to wring my taxes out of my hot, throbbing dick

>> No.39176263
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>>39176130
>Demon wife forced by miss Unicorn to quit her job
>Demon wife moving with Anon to countryside
>Anon beginning to toil the fields and work the soil to make a new living
>Demon wife discovers a new side of her husband and new lust for his flesh, while seing his sweaty muscles at work
>Demon wife slowly learning how to cook, clean and be a good wife and mother
>Demon wife rewarding her husband for his hard work with rough sex
>Demon wife becoming a revered member of local community, by selling and striking deals on the gifts of earth her husband toiled for
>Demon wife finding out she's pregnant with twins
>Demon wife forever letting go of past stressful city life and returning to tradition
>Demon wife slowly rubbing her gravid belly with healthy children inside, while getting an eyeful of her working husband, she has newfound respect for

>> No.39176355

>>39171909
The textbook says "mamonology"
The red pen in notebook (which is used by teachers) says "see me after class!"
The other page is "classwork" and copy-paste of a mamono article from MGE

>> No.39176589

Do you think Ochimusha would look better with a naginata?

>> No.39176613

>>39176589
yes

>> No.39176988
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More smol vamp

>> No.39177251

>>39176190
nah

>> No.39177270
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>>39176988
Big edgy vampires

>> No.39177306
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Currently thinking about yandere papillons

>> No.39177327

>>39177306
very wormy lookin

>> No.39177351
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The kunoichi is gonna assassinate you.

>> No.39177362

>>39173321
Make it a dragon zombie and you've got yourself a deal.

>> No.39177368

>>39177351
By smothering me with her boobs?

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>>39177351
Not if I propose to her first.

>> No.39177399

>>39177368
If that's what it takes, she's very committed to her job.

>> No.39177412

>>39177351
How can she sneak around with those huge things stuck to her chest

>> No.39177433

>>39177351
i can hear those things sloshing from a mile away

>> No.39177443
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You want to pray with sister Escargo or Sister Calamari?

>> No.39177462
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Imagine getting stolen away by a monster

>> No.39177480

>>39177443
Gee these girls are kinda thick
>>39177462
YOINK

>> No.39177489

To all my fellow fans of the undead, please enjoy this unholy ghost blowjob I commissioned.

https://files.catbox.moe/4iwixf.png

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>> No.39177519

>>39174248
I’m not into wife sharing

>> No.39177522
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>> No.39177525

>>39177489
That must feel pretty good

>> No.39177533

>>39175213
You're a pedophile.

>> No.39177543

>>39177480
They try their best, okay. Its okay if they might sneak in a extra cookie or two

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>> No.39177559

>>39177543
They need to be exorcised.

>> No.39177561

uhh, why so many sandwimrs?

>> No.39177568

>>39177547
>>39177558
Summer has come, huh?

>> No.39177570

>>39177443
I don't like slugs so I'm going with the squid

>> No.39177585
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>>39177559
lets see if you can
>>39177570
lets see if this changes your mind

>> No.39177603

>>39177525
I imagine any sort of tentacle or tentacle-esque genital assault would feel good. I wish we had a way to replicate this in real life but onahole technology isn't there yet

>> No.39177607

I want to marry and produce a lot of children with an Earthworm girl.

>> No.39177609

>>39177607
wear the suit

>> No.39177612

alright anon your gonna be spending the weekend with your Aunt Wonderworm, don't cause her any trouble now

>> No.39177620

>>39177585
Took me a bit to realize the slug had a boob and belly window and that it wasn't a giant cock

>> No.39177626

>>39177612
No! Anyone but funky aunty worm!

>> No.39177631
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>> No.39177632

>>39177620
Uhhh....I think you're slow
>>39177612
Yeah, I get to listen to some funky tunes

>> No.39177635
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>> No.39177636

Really why so many sandworms? WHats going on?

>> No.39177660

Sandworm season.

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>> No.39177680

>>39177636
Dune won six Oscars, maybe that's why. The spam is annoying though.

>> No.39177688
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>yandere sandworm
You cannot leave

>> No.39177690

>>39177680
and?

>> No.39177696

>>39177626
>>39177632
>funky auntser worm
>house reeks of what ever she's been smoking
>crystals
>dream catchers
>paints of wolfs howling at the moon
>old music that wasn't even popular in its day
>filters her water
>carpet everywhere
>reads horoscopes
>vegetarian

>> No.39177700

>>39177690
Well it's annoying, what do you expect me to do about it?

>> No.39177707

>>39177696
>>vegetarian
guess Im gonna learn to hunt cause I need MEAT
>>39177700
nothing, mate. Just seems like a stupid reason to spam without context

>> No.39177808

How long can you hold off a monster with cunnilingus and fingering before you can't stop her from going after your dick?

>> No.39177845

>>39177808
Once you stick a finger in the demonic energy will corrupt you into going all the way.

>> No.39177850

>>39177808
>cunnilingus
>cunny
huh i only just made the connection

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>>39177850
My cute and funny friend who is looking increasingly attractive despite being a witch

>> No.39177882

imagine a sandworm version of this
https://www.deviantart.com/tapwing/art/Gargantuan-Leviathan-commission-738193734

>> No.39177890

>>39177882
>has an entire mansion and power grid inside

>> No.39177903

>>39177882
Subnautica is a fun game. Did you know all the organisms on that planet are female?

>> No.39177929

>>39177873
watch it anon you might summon the anti witch/mage autist.

>> No.39177941

>>39177903
oh no...

>> No.39177942

>>39177929
I didn't know the mage hag anon hated witches. Envies lost youth, does he?

>> No.39177956

>>39177903
>>39177941
>anon now has even more motivation to get off the planet before every life form in a 1000km radius realises he's there

>> No.39177971

tell me about the uwaaabomber anons

>> No.39177989

>legendary sandworm/lilim sandworm
>pocket dimension inside her body makes her bigger on the inside

>> No.39177994

>>39177845
I suppose 69 is a good end.
>>39177850
Not very cunning, are you?

>> No.39177996

>>39177971
She thinks the industrial revolution was a mistake

>> No.39178010

>>39177971
a brave soul on a crusade against the vile sabbath

>> No.39178019

>>39177971
the moment the mayor wights the police commissioner is gonna get fired

>> No.39178047

>>39177971
they are not just one person, its a group of people. Think about it, why when they think they found him, his MO changes completely in the necxt bombing

>> No.39178063

>>39177971
soon all of MGC and then the world will be cleansed of the Sabbath!

>> No.39178066
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>>39175846
>>39175961
>>39176016

>Feel concerned about your demon wife being overworked. You bring this up in conversation.
>"Oh honey, it's not like I'm going to be doing this forever. If I stay on track then I'll be able to retire by the time I'm three-hu-"
>She stops herself
>There is a very, VERY long pause.
>"...in about eight years. I'll be able to retire in about eight years."

>Demon wife FINALLY gets a weekend off
>She's positively giddy
>"Ooh, I finally have time to play some games! Oh! Hon! Hon! There's this 'Souls' game you can help me to beat, I haven't been able to play in ages."
>The entire first day of her weekend is spent in bed
>The second day, however, she dusts off an old brick of a PS3 and boots up Demon's Souls
>You realize she's been pulling extra work for a while now

>> No.39178082
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>>39175706
In the MGE they both have their original soul, and in certain circumstances you can even get a zombie and ghost who share the same soul.

>> No.39178093

>>39178082
>body is the honest one

>> No.39178096

>>39177971
sabbath inside job, to get more oniiichans to investigate and never come back

>> No.39178131

>>39177270
Too edgy!

>> No.39178165

>>39178082
ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE

>> No.39178168

>>39178131
then you know what must be done, you must dull that edge

>> No.39178257

how do I deal with flashers?

>> No.39178284

>>39178257
Pretend you're blind. Carry a cane and wear sunglasses.

>> No.39178322

>>39178284
i could do that y not wearing my glasses but then again i might touch the flashing hag or lolibaba

>> No.39178371

>>39178284
>inb4 Anon is attacked by Hellhounds, Kobolds, and Cus wanting to be his Seeing Eye Dog

>> No.39178418

>>39178371
>Forgetting anubi

>> No.39178428

>>39178418
>just memorize this schedule exactly and you won't even need me
I don't think they've the temperment for it.

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>>39178284
>Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see

>> No.39178509
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>Our Fallen Lady has told me all about what a pervert you are.

>> No.39178516

>>39178509
I'm trying to deal with it ma'am

>> No.39178517

>>39178500
Uhh..... a blind man and a shog, that could be a real cute story. He somehow wandered into the abyss or something and he doesn't know that shoggy is not a human. How long can she keep it up?

>> No.39178527

>>39178517
she can be his eyes

>> No.39178541

>>39178527
spooky

>> No.39178550

>>39178509
Is that why your breasts are bigger than my car's tires?

>> No.39178559

>>39171879
More like when your mother starts sending you pics

>> No.39178566

>>39178509
Yeah just get the flaying over with. I'd honestly rather forget some things.

>> No.39178586

>>39178527
True but that won't be cute and what if the shog is shy

>> No.39178590

>>39178509
I wish to make her Pregnant. Did the fallen lady tell her that?

>> No.39178591

>>39178527
you mean like those fish parasites but with eyes?

>> No.39178609
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I'm gonna beat a lizardman in combat, then NOT marry her. I've got the edge over her so it's not like she can do anything about it.

>> No.39178616

>>39178517
>blind man
>He somehow wandered into the abyss
Makes me think of https://i.imgur.com/a4CVG.jpeg
>>39178586
>but that won't be cute
It can be. For example when he holds her hand, he can see through her eyes.

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>> No.39178643

>>39178616
or she uses his eyes to make herself look like a human until she finally ready to tell him the truth

>> No.39178687
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39178687

You walk into your room and find your aunt like this and she keeps saying how she'll "make you feel good" and how she's "been waiting for this so long". Wwyd?

>> No.39178702

>>39178687
time to show my aunt the boons of youth

>> No.39178704

>>39178687
>grab something from room
>rapid retreat

>> No.39178709

>>39178509
Angels should stop projecting their perversion on to others

>> No.39178714

>>39178687
Well, that explains why auntie succ's breasts have been looking larger with each visit.

>> No.39178727
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>>39178687
I love auntsters

>> No.39178728

>>39178687
Make myself some cousins I guess

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>>39178709
>implying a valkyrie could ever be perverted
>saying she would project those (nonexistent) perversions
>mistaking a valkyrie for an angel
3000 year rape punishment go

>> No.39178741

>>39178687
One of my biggest pleasures is giving in into my aunt advances and in time her giving birth to my children without my momster realizing it

>> No.39178755
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>>39178727

>> No.39178757
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>>39171857

>> No.39178764
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>> No.39178766

>>39178609
>She spikes his food/water and ravishes him.

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Around angels,never relax

>> No.39178803

>>39178687
Tell her I have a girlfriend already. Poor woman is so thirsty she can't even smell her scent on me.

>> No.39178809

>>39178687
Tell her the mask stays on during sex

>> No.39178816

>>39174133
You forgot
>all Virgins from actual 10yo lolis to 400yo lonely Haggs will be instant sex-experts despite never having seen an Anon-cock before
Pity, I was hoping to train my Kiki from a cute innocent 'Vhat is dis thing, Mashtah?' all the way to: anyhole-anytime harder-deeper, I dont care if our daughterfus and half the town are watching

>> No.39178818

>>39178757
Gonna make her into a broodmom.
Giving your wife(ves) a pregnancy fetish is the best thing you can do to them.

>> No.39178822

>>39178803
>Time for girlfriend #2, young man

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>>39171857

>> No.39178836

>>39178687
Make her hips hurt and bloat her womb.

>> No.39178843

>>39178687
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
All incest including psuedo-incest is bad

>> No.39178863

>>39178741
>At family reunion
>Aunt comes in with her 4 kids and with a heavily pregnant belly
>Your momster asks her who's the "lucky father"
>Your aunt starts listing characteristics, all of them obviously pointing out to you
>Your aunts sits close with you the whole time, making you rub her belly
>Her kids keep calling you "papa" and "daddy"
>Your momster remains oblivious
>You still don't know how

>> No.39178871

>>39174691
>get cool powers like Spider-Man
>gets boner instead
Sprays thick ropes of sticky white liquid all over Spider GND
Still not actually Spiderman
>close enough

>> No.39178872

>>39178836
As one should.
>No Auntster to make into an extremely gravid mother with heavy, leaking breasts and a libido so high from hormones that she wishes to be knocked up again despite already being pregnant.

>> No.39178886
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>> No.39178887

>>39178687
act dumb as I undress before then lay on the bed nude

>> No.39178890
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>>39178843
Based

>> No.39178898
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Easter soon,you know what that means

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>>39178886

>> No.39178907

>>39174899
Anon should resist fucking a 2'6" mini-Succ
Its for her own good, she'll never grow if you don't keep your dick just out of reach.

>> No.39178908

>>39178872
Glad to see someone like minded here~

>> No.39178947
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i WILL impregnate an echidna
i WILL make new species with her
i WILL make a pregnancy bingo card for fun
i WILL make a spreadsheet of how many daughters and which species they are

>> No.39178953

>>39178886
>>39178900
I think I have a special neuron in my brain that activates when I see cows. I like that neuron

>> No.39178954

>>39178872
same

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>>39178900

>> No.39178974
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>>39178957

>> No.39179004

>>39178953
Cows as in booba or cows as in cow print?

>> No.39179012

>>39178908
What can I say?
I love making monster ladies into breeding addicts.

>> No.39179027

>>39178954
Its a dream I wish to share with monster girls.

>> No.39179038
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>>39178898
Egg hunts?

>> No.39179055

>>39179038
It means bunnies in heat,which means breeding season

>> No.39179087

>>39179027
i want to make love with my adoptive momster and auntster or better yet twin momsters!

>> No.39179088

>>39174691
>Instead of powers all I got is a boner
thats more than enough to make monster girls weak or go full rape mode

>> No.39179090

>>39179004
Both, cow print DDDDD size bikinis

>> No.39179098
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>>39171857

>> No.39179122

>>39179098
Someone must've hit this cocogoat's on switch

>> No.39179133
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When your waifu literally falls from the sky

>> No.39179146

>>39179133
Pic unrelated?
All I see is living garbage.

>> No.39179173

>>39179087
>Twin Auntsters/Momsters with heavily pregnant middles
Its what I want and need, the pair of them overjoyed at having daughters and high on pregnancy hormones.

>> No.39179181

>>39179133
What is this ugly creature?

>> No.39179182

>tfw ywn have a dragon momster, a wurm momster, and a jabberwock momster
>tfw ywn see the hijinks they get up to
>tfw ywn find out that the wurm is the most perverted of the three

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>Easy tier quests
>Uber rewards
i dont understand

>> No.39179197

>>39179181
a loli from the angel sabbath

>> No.39179201
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>>39179098
What if cocogoat but she's carrying your babies? I'm sure maternity leave would be appreciated due to how overworked she is

>> No.39179218

>>39179201
Anon. . .nipples

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>>39171857

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>>39179201
That thin piece of fabric can't fool Officer D. Elf! She has eyes like a hawk!

>> No.39179253

>>39179146
remember it's a garbage can, not a garbage can't

>> No.39179256

>>39179241
and this is y miss d.elf is still single, she cant have fun

>> No.39179287
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39179287

Fuck the space goats

>> No.39179300

>>39179218
It's technically still "covered" i'm sure it'll be fine

>> No.39179311

no[pe thiose gotes bads

>> No.39179325

>>39179311
here we see an anon brain getting remodeled by a mindflayer

>> No.39179337
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>>39179287
Sorry, i only fuck cocogoats

>> No.39179341

>>39179325
i342wm343 finter, ntoreg>>39179325
hing is wronfg, jsut cemrr here

>> No.39179348

>>39179218
Shirt with colored polka dots.

>> No.39179352
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>>39179287
I can agree with this statement.

>> No.39179361

>>39178609
See this why I'd be a devout warrior of Eros. I'd team up with a crack team of Cupids to stop stuff like this.

>> No.39179367
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>Make a bonfire
>now you are married
how do i avoid this

>> No.39179370

>Sandworm + dormouse hybrid

Discuss why this would potentially be one of the best, if not THE best, mamono hybrids to possibly exist.

Personally, I feel they counterbalance each other's drawbacks, creating the best monster to ever exist.

>> No.39179380

>>39179337
Why is she called CocoGote?

>> No.39179400
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>>39179361
Be careful of friendly fire,before you know it the arrows of your own cupid teammates will hit you

>> No.39179405

>>39179380
She is a goat and her milk tastes like coconut.

>> No.39179410

>>39179367
Well don't make a bonfire?

>> No.39179420

>>39179325
imagine getting formatted by a mindflayer and hearing her say sweet nothing in your ears like a regura girl as she does

>> No.39179421

>>39179380
Jaingshi loli asks you to get cocogoat milk, but cocogoat don't exists, cocogoat milk is actually coconut milk, but Ganyu look like gote so she cocogoat

>> No.39179427

>>39179370
The problem with your theory is that sandworm doesn't have drawbacks.

>> No.39179433

>>39179410
then i will freeze to death,or worse,get a ice hag stalking me

>> No.39179453

>>39179427
Every girl has a drawback or two. I've always thought sandworms to have less-than pleasant breath since they don't really have a way to wash. Dormouse mana has a molasses flavor to it. That would counterbalance the drawback. Similarly, dormice are definitely girls in need for protection. Sandworms are protectors.

>> No.39179459

>>39179433
steal a coat

>> No.39179497

>>39179341
That’s just a flask script, you can’t fool me!

>> No.39179506

>>39179420
Can mind flayer really brain washed people ?

>> No.39179512

>>39179400
Why would that happen they're some of the best archers in the world and we've been good friends and teammates so it can't be intentional

>> No.39179513

I haven't thought about wendigos for weeks. I think I fell out of infatuation with her.

>> No.39179533

>>39179506
if you want only, but they can mess with your mind and your memories as well

>> No.39179548
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>>39179513
Your loss.

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>>39179548
>doesn't even turn you into a coat
Without that she's a little bland

>> No.39179610

>>39179453
Sure you'd have to bush your sandworm's teeth but I don't see that as a big drawback. You have to keep your house clean one way or another, it's just that instead of vacuuming crumbs out of carpets you're scraping biofilms off of flesh walls.

>> No.39179642

>>39179533
Why anyone want any of these to happen in a hugbox where killing never is ultra rare ?

>> No.39179664

aw, bait.
just some people might be into it. remember, MGE is basically for sex and kinks

>> No.39179685

>>39179664
It's for love

>> No.39179686

>>39178082
>Stealth takedown monster style

>> No.39179687

>>39179664
It was not bait, genuine curiosity. I guess you're right, I just can't visual why it would make my peepee hard so it's not for me

>> No.39179731

>>39179685
No, it's for lust. These are girls that you lust over, not love. You can't love a fictional, cartoon picture, and she can't love you back because she doesn't exist and never will.

>> No.39179744

>>39179685
can't forget about that!
>>39179687
Sorry, so much shitposting leaves you on edge, you feel me?like this
39179731

>> No.39179767

>>39179731
I am sorry you haven't recieved the telepathic messages from beyond so you know your waifu is waiting for you.
But don't worry, portal soon.

>> No.39179774

>>39179744
>>39179731
you messed up the backlink

>> No.39179782

>Shog husband: day 14
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EV7VPn1UEAI5uLp?format=jpg&name=large

>> No.39179816

>>39179744
No problem, I should had ask it more carefully. Mind flayer spook me but I like Atlach-Nacha and I can't guess why.
>>39179767
Do you have a day prophet anon ?

>> No.39179925

>>39179767
Imaginary friends are not telepathic messages. I'm sorry!

>> No.39179929
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>> No.39179990

>>39179816
>Do you have a day prophet anon ?
About a fortnight.

>> No.39179994

>>39179427
>no drawbacks
So where do you take a dump?
Inb4 'live on mana' - any Anon will already have a gutful of semi-digested meals from before going in, its gotta go somewhere eventually

>> No.39180040

Hopefully all this Ranni posting will eventually give KC the motivation to finally give us a multi-armed waifu.

>> No.39180057

Wake up one day, and you find yourself in an empty room. Inside are two buttons.

One button will take you back to your normal life as if nothing happened. You won't remember anything of this encounter, and you'll just wake up in your bed like normal.
The other button will take you to a world filled with monsters. You will wake up and find that your face is covered in monster spit and a monster will be staring at you, face-to-face. There's a caveat however. Should you press this button there's a 50% chance you go to the MGE world in which you're "devoured" by the monster violating you sloppy kissing and licking. There's also a 50% chance that it's not the MGE world, and these are real, man-eating monsters, and not long after you wake up you will be literally devoured by a monster.

Will you take the risk or no?

>> No.39180095

>>39180057
I get to choose the monster girl ?

>> No.39180100

>>39180057
50% is better than my odds of a happy life here

>> No.39180123

>>39179782
I partially blame giger for my tastes.

>> No.39180176

>>39180095
Ehh, we'll let you narrow it down to 6 monsters, from which there will be a dice roll to decide. Then after that the 50-50 will take place on where you end up, good end or bad end.

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>> No.39180248

>>39180226
Hellbent for leather

>> No.39180268

>>39180176
Its still skewed, if out of the 6 choices you roll say a Dormouse, you're going to press the button anyway because even the evil version isnt going to be able to kill you, and you can still raep it.

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>> No.39180280

>>39180176
Good for me, where is the room

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>>39179453
I'll have you know sandworms have excellent oral hygiene!

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>>39179146
>>39179253
There is nothing wrong with fucking garbage

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Returning pranks on your cheshire gf!

>> No.39180434

>>39180268
>the Chad-Anon
>rolls well, presses poorly
>getting squeezed by a pre-DL Lamia
>well, there are worse ways to go, wrapped tightly in coils of snek-muscle
>"Ha, puny Anon, you can struggle to move your hands all you like, but you'll never get them free enough to fight back against me!"
>[sound of Anon unzipping fly]
>"What the... what the hell do you think you're... oh, Goddess, no, stop, don't put that there... I'll strangle you... ohnoe, how is that possibly making you harder... and bigger, and deeper.. and sfgthihbthth...."
>..
>"Okay, I'll let you live, but if the DL or anyone asks you're just my slave, okay...?"

>> No.39180437
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>>39179642
Some people may have memories they want to forget. Still, this would be very rare, unusual. Mindflayers mess with your mind, but they don't seem to usually take things away, rather they implant memories and desires to entice people to embrace the abyssal monster's ways of living. It's definitely mind manipulation, but pretty mild in terms of the extremes that come to mind with the word "brainwashing."

KC once stated that while he wrote the mindflayer's profile with a very radical feeling since they are meant to be seen as mysterious even to other monsters, the fact remains that what they do to the mind is pretty much the same as/no worse than a monster like the gazer. He also has noted how their abilities can be used for marriage counseling and other such helpful ways.

>> No.39180466

>>39180338
The modern Mimic chest?

>> No.39180486

>>39179994
Restroom in the back, separate and sanitary from the living area. Recall that the outer body of the sandworm is just a organic covering for the main body/core that you live with. It's basically a house.

>> No.39180516

if i surprised attacked a ushi or wurm with a baseball bat would it shatter against them?

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>>39180466
Mimics quickly learned a regular old treasure chest doesn't cut it these days.

>> No.39180533

>>39180437
Mindflayers are like one of the few monsters i would want to murder

>> No.39180537

>>39180176
Pick 6
Bunny
Weresheep
TartarySheep
HumptyEgg
Dormouse
Angel
>mge or non-mge buttons theyre still not able to kill me

>> No.39180541

great edgelord bait, now fuck off /tg/
39180533

>> No.39180553

>>39180529
Beware the Amazon package on your doorstep one morning with a horny smug smile logo on it.

>> No.39180584

>>39180537
Oh you poor naive fool.

>> No.39180604

>>39180553
thats why you lick the box to see if it moans

>> No.39180605

>>39180434
The Beowulf manouvre.
>iirc theres canon pre-DL fight wins in that style

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Anyone else warmed up to Mindflayers over time? Granted, I never really hated any of the MGE girls since they are all perfect wives by default, but at first I found Mindflayers slightly off-putting with those tentacles and whatnot.
But they really went up on my personal list after I gave them more thought and considered the possibilities when it comes to hacking your brain (with love)

>> No.39180655

>>39180176
Valkyrie - either way its a win of non-stop feasting and fucking Valk-pussy, because even if she's the version that kills me I just go to Valhalla with her.

>> No.39180659

>>39180553
remark how heavy it is

>> No.39180681

>>39180516
Probably for the wurm, if you swung hard enough. Ushi-oni are noted for their regeneration and not being bothered by wounds, not for having bodies that are more difficult to wound than other monsters.

>> No.39180705

>>39180516
y, she did something to u?Why are you so mean to such a simple monster that wants some love in this cruel world?

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>>39180630
Having some really nice fan art helped raise them a few notches for me.

>> No.39180713

>>39180486
Yeah, but like the "Shoggo becomes the whole house" idea, you're still shitting down your real waifu's throat like some German glass coffee-table video.
The 'girl' bit is just her tongue.

>> No.39180714

if monsters where in charge not only could you be legally raped they probably would make it so that you have to apologize to your rapist for not giving her consent

>> No.39180759

>>39180714
>monster girls announce that they are finally going to start adopting human culture
>starting with the tradition of victim having to marry their rapist

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>>39180713
>The 'girl' bit is just her tongue.

Anon, have you even read the first paragraph of the profile. She looks like a tongue, but she's the main body. The rest is just a protective shell she controls and is connected to.

>> No.39180797

>>39180516
>Ushi
No, but they have rapid healing so you gained nothing more than a pissed off Ushi.
>Wurm
It shatters and the Wurm barely acknowledges it.
Alternatively you get a smug Wurm violating you for being stupid enough to think a baseball bat can hurt a dragon.

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>>39180630
I enjoy their design but I just can't get behind the actual mindflaying. It'll have to be the other tentacled girls for me.

>> No.39180852

>>39180714
i aint sayin sorry, monsters are just too horny

>> No.39180869
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>>39180714
You just gave me an image of an ojou-sama blaming a peasant for "making" her rape him and telling him to be grateful for the privilege.

>> No.39180929

>>39180389
Don't worry, I'll return em to normal size By sucking out every last drop of milk.

>> No.39180946

>>39180705
its just a prank bro, she can take it.

>> No.39180957

>>39180869
>working the field as I usually do
>Its hot, so damn hot so I took ff my shirt against what my Mama told me
>I dont see no monster so its okay
>"ANON"
>Shit, its Duchcess Mary paleskin
>Stand upright and at attention
>Sweat pouring off me
>Her gaze is .....like a starving animal?
>"Come with me, I need you to plow some "fields" for me"
>>"Y-yes, Ma'am"
>Anon was never seen again in the fields

>> No.39180967

>>39180533
no killing monster girls plz

>> No.39180976

>>39174353
Would make into my matesprit

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>>39180533
To the mindflayer pit with you fag

>> No.39181053

>>39180967
>>39181013
you toolk b8, m8

>> No.39181063

>>39181013
Hey if he doesn't want them I'll take his spot. Oh lord, how much I'd give to see what those two would do to my brain

>> No.39181066

Imagine getting portal'd yourself and waking up in hagville

>> No.39181091

>>39181066
level 1 in a level 9999 area, im fucked, aren't I?

>> No.39181116

>>39181091
Just say no politely and run to the nearest sabbath.
Just follow your nose, it will be the direction that doesn't smell like desperation, rotten eggs, and chubby sweat.
just sweet little girls.

>> No.39181122

>>39181066
sounds like heaven
>>39181116
sorry, i like women

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Don't trust wights. They will claw you when you least expect it

>> No.39181150

>>39180630
Not one for the squidification.

>> No.39181156

>>39181116
ah all the smells I like, why yes Im fucked in the head

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>>39180466
Yes

>> No.39181175

>>39180466
>>39181163
that makes me think of that one weapons mod vendor from the OG ratchet and clank series that was in something similar

>> No.39181197

>>39181066
>and they are all regura type hags

>> No.39181213

>>39181175
Only weapon vendor that my memory can remember is that one Resident Evil 4 guy “got a selection of good things in sale, strahnger!”

>> No.39181227

>>39181197
elaborate

>> No.39181230

>>39181197
F-Fuck

>> No.39181232

>>39181066
I hope there's a hagville sabbath filled with lolibabas

>> No.39181253

>>39181091
Their damage is still capped at 99% of your hp so you'll be fine as long as you don't get hit twice.

>> No.39181270

>>39181213
ah, yes that one. but in the game I was tlaking about you only see him in trashcans
>>39181227
They are very unalarming, talking their way into getting into you in her house, where hey contuine to talk and now flirt their way into your heart, those words acting like lures and snares, drawing you ever closer. Those same honeyed words planting a seed of corruption in her head. And before you know it, your getting drained

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>>39181213
Got somethin' that might interest ya.

>> No.39181297

>>39181270
They better be extra fertile.

>> No.39181300

>>39181282
>condoms
mama warned me about people like you, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

>> No.39181311

>>39181297
the older a hag is, the more eggs she has stored

>> No.39181348

>>39181232
Sure is. the only one filled with lolibabas.
h-ha.

>> No.39181354

i had a thought, a regura mindflayer doujin

>> No.39181443

>>39181311
Then I know what I must do.

>> No.39181490
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Are doll joints allowed?

>> No.39181491

IDEA BUCKET
!.married High orc, inspired by hentai, captures and elf to have a threesome with
2.Kunoichi wing molestation, (they still have wings)
3. Weresheep captures anon by throwing blanket made from her wool over him
4.curse sword waifu acting up due t neglect
5."game queen" pharaoh that is a master of childrens card games
6.horror story involving living armor

>> No.39181512
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So, what could have gotten such a mild-manner, warm monster as a ryu to make this face? Is she angry, or embarrassed?

>> No.39181522

>>39181512
bucket of water balanced on top of the door

>> No.39181531

>>39181491
I like erotic horror, but how could living armor be scary yet erotic

>> No.39181537

>>39181491
7. Man finds himself surrounded by a horde of goblins, eludes rape by doing the Cuban Pete number

>> No.39181564
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>>39181490
Yes, what's the point of them being a doll if they don't even look like one?

>> No.39181599

>>39181564
I need to draw a doll or two

>> No.39181621

>>39181522
She's a water dragon, why would that bother her?

>> No.39181628
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>>39181490
No

>> No.39181651

>>39181628
Imagine a literal doll house kingdom

>> No.39181678

>>39181621
>Like wurms, Ryu are the calmest dragons in Dragonia, but don't forget that they are still dragons. No matter how gentle you are, Ryu have the pride of a "water goddess" at heart. These girls rarely get angry, but if you see them taking a bath, it will make them mad. Seeing their skin washed is equivalent to an insult to their pride as a "water goddess" and they can only forgive such a thing to their chosen one. If something goes wrong and a man confronts them while they are taking a bath, the Ryu will become enraged. And only if it is their dear husband or virgin man, this rage will turn into passion, which that Ryu will satisfy until her beloved is completely exhausted.

Dropping a bucket of water on her would be like that but worse.

>> No.39181684

>>39181512
A mix of angry, embarassed, haughty and a bit happy to her own dismay at the same time. Dragons are cute.

>> No.39181695

>>39181564
>>39181628
>>39181651
What does one do when getting teased for playing with dolls?

>> No.39181706

>>39181695
Say they are action figures

>> No.39181713

>>39181695
Your a doll maker

>> No.39181725

>>39181706
This. It's a collectible action figure with a karate chop action.

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>>39171857

>> No.39181739

>>39181706
She has to be dressed like a soldier or some badass action hero.

>> No.39181742

>>39181706
But they're dressed in frilly dresses and not combat gear how can you claim that?

>> No.39181752

>>39181742
Touhous have frilly and are full of action

>> No.39181765

>>39181734
lovely dragon taur

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>>39180714
Really it's your fault for wandering into her territory.

>> No.39181818 [DELETED] 

>>39181765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_UGLcnlPiM

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>> No.39181892

>>39181734
Taurs that aren't centaurs or spiders are kinda stupid looking

>> No.39181902

>>39181734
Taiwan

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>>39181892
You take that back.

>> No.39181959

>>39181947
White Horns are a type of centaur, you know.

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>>39181947
Those count as centaurs.

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>>39182056

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the snuggle scouts are unruly

>> No.39182145

>>39181976
>"You have no idea how long it took us to adjust our poses until not a bit of nipple was showing."

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>>39181892
I like non-centaur ones more, really. Horses are weird.
The issue is moreso that most artists are bad at drawing taur-type MGs.

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>>39171857

>> No.39182242
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>>39181892
>>39182206
Foxtaurs take the taur gimmick of centaurs and replace gross horse pussy with fluff

>> No.39182293

>>39182268
Too bad the most common one, Nanabi, is a horrific freakshow.

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Accept fat assed birds.

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>>39182309
yeah sure

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>>39181490
I can't becyhe only one that find girls foreheads sexy right?

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>>39182309
No

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I hate the Soulsborne crossovers so fucking much. Not for the quality but just for the signal boost they gave to the "MGE is totally a hellish dystopia bro" bullshit.

>> No.39182595

>>39182469
I don't think about the crossovers much but I do hate that Soulsborne killed off the Armored Core series.

>> No.39182603

>>39182469
We don't care

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Karakuri when?

>> No.39182630

>>39182469
What is souls mcs opinion on the sabbath?

>> No.39182637

>>39182469
Another reason they suck, whenever I wanna see monster girl versions of those settings I get cringe shit like that.

>> No.39182654

>>39182603
I care when all these stories give a bad impression on the actuall setting
Imagine, for example, not knowing a single thing about naruto outside of its fanfiction where he's a "badass" and then going to the source

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>>39171857

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>> No.39182750

>>39182630
I remember at least one going "A Beast in the shape of a child! This will not stand!" and attacking a baphometh on sight. And of course the soulsborne character killed her in a single attack with zero difficulty.

>> No.39182789

>>39182750
>see a chance at happiness
>aggressively fucks it up
Me on portal day

>> No.39182838

>>39181628
this is the kind of doll i like, near lifesized and proportioned

>> No.39182866

little do the chunnitards know, the entirety of their 'adventures' take place in the grasp of a Phantom

>> No.39182910

>>39182866
Her story better have a good climax.

>> No.39182913

>>39182630
One if memore serves has one of the main bapho's traumatized due to the guy's onslaught
(Druella being in a coma due to being a screaming mess outside of it doesnt help)

>> No.39182926

>>39182750
And now everyone wants to fug the icefu. How things change.

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dont make the pheonix cry

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>> No.39183030

Stop talking about retards

>> No.39183037

>>39182750
>killed her in a single attack with zero difficulty.
>no two stage boss fight
>no overly long attack strings
>no overuse of aoes with meaty hitboxes

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I want to be owned by lamias.

>> No.39183079

>>39180768
Read the end of the second paragraph, like a tongue in a mouth.
Either way youre still going voll shiesse im mund.

>> No.39183080

telling a lilim that she's cute but you're not really into alps

>> No.39183085

>>39183037
It's not Elden Ring, else the MC would have gained a new adventuring ally that day

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>>39183030
No.

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>> No.39183146

>>39183085
Just wait and it will get its ass cancer fic
I still laugh that the most MGE-respecting crossover is with fucking monster high (there was a harry potter one shot but that was more like your average stomp fic and had some bad stuff)

>> No.39183206

>>39183146
>harry potter fanfic
>lolibaba witch at school
I wish

>> No.39183216

>>39183146
How bad are we talkin? Male monsters and gay?

>> No.39183229

>>39183206
You're probably better off with a genderbent Twisted Wonderland/MGE crossover. That way you get lolibabas and various monster mages.

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>> No.39183291

>>39180630
i softened up on mindflayers and ropers over time. i had too many preconceptions from other H material over the years that needed to be ridded of.
still don't want to be a squid though but she's welcome to a brain slurp or two

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>>39171857

>> No.39183310

>>39183216
IIRC (bear with me as the fic is years old at this point
>Harry gets isekaie as a kid, ends up with a 10 girl harem
>HP cast wants to drag him home for HP fanfic reasons
>Harry imprisons those plotting agiasnt him while getiing is lilim wife to monsterise that one old ladt teacher and hermione while the sleep, the both join harrys harem
>Snap gets given to manticores, not husbanded, more like a communial dildo from the description
>The weasley mother (I forget name) gets turned into a "defective" lilirune, as in theres only one of her, she feels incomplete, and her nectar is bitter
>Dumbledoor gets alped
Like I said, shit was a stop fic with extra steps

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>> No.39183345

>>39183310
>stomp
No need to come after me, hakus. I have seen my mistake

>> No.39183347

>>39183310
>more like a communial dildo from the description
it's just a translation issue.
Sounds like a powerwank though.

>> No.39183361

>>39183347
It was
It's harry potter fanfic, meating its either gay, powerwank, super gay with that wolfpack thing, or some ungodly combination usually involing furries

>> No.39183375

>>39183216
It's been a long ass time since I read it but from what I remember:
Harry escapes from home and somehow ends up through a portal and into the MGE world. Several years later Dumbledore and a bunch of other important canon characters suddenly decide they need him and mount a rescue mission in the MGE dimension. Turns out Harry has grown up in a powerful incubus with a sweet castle and a small harem of wives, and he really isn't keen on abandoning his good life for a bunch of fucks who left him to rot first with the Dursley and then in an alternate dimension. Long story short every member of the expedition is either monsterized or husband'd. The only ones I remember are Dumbledore becoming a really frustrate Alp and that one fat comic relief kid becoming a liliraune's husband.

>> No.39183376

>>39181197
>>39181270
>Regura hags now have gotten the hanit of fondling the boy’s butt so he pumps their pussy harder or to nestle de dick deeper between their breasts
We don’t stand a chance

>> No.39183398

>>39183310
>>39183375
Was this on AO3 or FF.net as ima look for it

>> No.39183407

>>39183061
Get in line

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How to easily make your fox shrine maiden flustered

>> No.39183427

>>39183361
I will be the omega of some very aggressive members of the furry sabbath and there is nothing you can do to dissuade me.
I don't know what omega means I think it just means super sub buttslut in fanfics

>> No.39183446

>>39183398
ff iirc

>> No.39183451

>>39181678
>water falling on me is kind of like taking a bath
>guess I have to rape anon now

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>>39183417
Play fox games, win fox prizes

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Spoilered image because nipples

>> No.39183461

>>39183417
>Not leaving the thumb in the 'fox' position.
>Amateur.
Its the 'lemon squeezer' - 2-3 twists and the juice is flowing.

>> No.39183513

>>39183453
Cute 17-year-old squid.

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>>39183452

>> No.39183569

>>39182469
Don't forget how apparently the other setting just has to trump MGE, because we can't crossover without easily pwning and killing bunch of monsters.
Though I kinda wish to see stompy crossover with monsters coming to liberate some grimderpia or them coming to de-NTR some NTR world.
But all we get is some ignorant chuuni murder fantasies.

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Always trust succubi.

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>> No.39183625

>>39183569
IIRC, someone wrote a MGE/Warhammer 40K crossover where the presence of mamono actually made the WH40K universe a less shitty place.
https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/the-monsterhammer-encyclopedia-40k-starbound-mge.38170/

>> No.39183626

>>39183599
I will do no such thing, they'll just bully me and make fun of me when I let my guard down

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>>39183626
No they won't. Okay, maybe they will, but they'll make up for it.

>> No.39183656

>>39183452
dumb boat
needs kits

>> No.39183673

>>39183625
Emperor save us from the gene stealers

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>>39180957
>Be Anon
>Taken from the human world to serve on Missus Wights plantation
>Not to bad treated well not beaten
>Until Missus Wights operation expands to point of needing an overseer
>Miss Overseer is a 7ft tall Hellhound whose attitude is rough as the day is long
>Looks like Ruff times are ahead for anon at the plantation

>> No.39183691

>>39183645
>maybe they will
Can't bully if I hit em!

>> No.39183693
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>>39183656
Do It Yourself

>> No.39183695

>>39183685
humans rise up?

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>>39183673
>monsters that corrupt your genetics and pollute your bloodline into producing more of their horrid spawn
But we already have foxes.

>> No.39183720

>>39183685
Hellhounds aren't mean though, they're protective!

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>>39183695
Hell no, I would be the biggest house human there is and ensure their is no revolt against Missus Wights and Overseer Hellhounds benevolent rule.

>> No.39183726

>>39183712
I want that tall fox to steal my genes and create atleast 100 small foxes

>> No.39183735

>>39183446
found it
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12438092/1/The-Monster-s-Husband

>> No.39183737

Could foxfags stop being the monster girl version of blackedfaggots for ONE day please?

>> No.39183744

>>39183737
no

>> No.39183760

>>39183625
Ah SB's SJW sibling. On the other hand that place has little tolerance for genocide fantasies to the point of defending "Always Chaotic Evil" races. So I suppose some of the SB bullshit wouldn't fly there.

>> No.39183782

>>39183735
>ten wives
worst part

>> No.39183808

>>39183737
>the monster girl version of blackedfaggots
I don't understand.

>> No.39183819
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>>39183737
FOXED

>> No.39183826

>>39182469
Then join others in critiquing them. The author probably won't listen, but at least other readers have a chance of seeing your comments.

>> No.39183841

>>39183826
Or just don't give it any attention. I don't see shit like that because I don't go looking for it.

>> No.39183851

>>39183079
Obviously the shell has a mouth, that doesn't change that the main body is the main body.

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What do you do when your cow is leaking.

>> No.39183926

>>39183914
begin the milk cycle

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>> No.39183932

>>39183914
put some flex tape on her

>> No.39183935

>>39183914
In this case? Release the tap locks and get to milking.
Typically a cow only leaks like that when she's hit her maximum capacity, also indicated by a swelling of her chest and a tenderness to her breasts.

>> No.39183963

>>39183914
Gain the status MIGHT THIRST and prepare for the BIG DRINK

>> No.39184018

>order soldier escaped after his army got defeated by monsters
>is now lost in monster countryside
>tired and increasingly weak
>stumbles across a house where a lone holstaur lives
>she tries to be hospitable but he warns her to stay away
>she can't bear leaving him like that so she decides to get closer
>in his state he is no match to her and gets showed into her boobs
>his resistance immediately melts away
>gets carried inside
>by the end of the day he is eagerly sucking her milk

>> No.39184036

No Witches...?

>> No.39184049
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>>39184036
I have witches

>> No.39184061

>>39183926
>>39183935
>>39183963
https://files.catbox.moe/qtalyk.mp4
Okay.

>>39183932
I don't have flex tape sadly.

>> No.39184075

>>39181270
Now I need a regura Nurarihyon doujin.

>> No.39184103

>>39184018
Missing one crucial detail, consider either of these options
>he's a conscripted child soldier
>shota order soldier

>> No.39184116

>>39184061
Remember to properly care for your cows.

>> No.39184124

>>39184103
Seeing grown man becoming helpless and eagerly sucking tits is more satisfying

>> No.39184142

BIG FAT CAT TATS

>> No.39184147

>>39184142
itty bitty kitty titties

>> No.39184148

>>39184142
Nah, thats old hat.
HUGE, fat cat tats are in today.

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>>39184142
>>39184148

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>>39184142

>> No.39184176

>>39184124
>Seeing
alp

>> No.39184272

>>39184124
>>39184176
Anon is an Alp who wants to breastfeed other Anons in this thread?
Sign me up please.
I need Alps.

>> No.39184348

>>39184158
>>39184171
Cat milk?

>> No.39184468

how do I get adopted by a mature fox?

>> No.39184516
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>What large ink sacs you have!

>> No.39184531

>>39184516
i want to know what type of doujins would krakens like?

>> No.39184545

i need monsters with LARGE ASSES

>> No.39184556

>>39183928
she takes that as you investing in her company and she expects you to actually follow through.

>> No.39184560

>>39184545
monkeys, bunnies, cockatrices, harpies, and kangroos want to chat with you

>> No.39184567

>>39183720
Doubt.

>> No.39184579

>>39183819
Anon runs for the hills

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>>39184545
In the desert they call them thronesitters.

>> No.39184591

>>39184581
i want to play with those thighs

>> No.39184595

>>39183737
foxfag here, it took me a second to figure out what you meant- and yeah, i gotta say i was never that amused by the whole 'bloodline lost to fox' thing. now it's just overdone.

>> No.39184610

>>39184595
yeah, wasn't so into that either. Liked more the mofu, trickster, and old age side of foxes

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>>39184468
Just b urself

>> No.39184620

>>39184595
not him but i just don't like foxes, sp many other kinds of monster are more interesting and nice looking.

>> No.39184630

>>39184595
>>39184620
I prefer more "Monstrous" looking monster girls if you get what i mean?

>> No.39184651

>>39184620
to each their own, I find what you can with a Jabberwock, mindflayer, bogie, or a weird robotic variant of a monster to be more interesting, especially seeing the organic original interact with the robotic copy

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>>39184630
Fact: Foxes are improved significantly if they have paws.

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>>39184545
Little monstergirls with large asses

>> No.39184698

>>39184630
if you mean what I think, you mean, fuck off

>> No.39184701

>>39183914
Source?

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>>39184680
Correct

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>> No.39184751

>>39184701
Monster Musume TD, think it's that same anon that was talking about it last time.

>> No.39184769

>>39184751
thank you.

>> No.39184771

>>39184736
What a perfect time to steal her meat

>> No.39184778

Radical monsters probably have the biggest savior kink in existence. Ratas probably make a fortune just snapping pictures of men looking miserable and selling it to them for use in propaganda.

>> No.39184789

>>39184771
Don't be a thief anon, Meaty Minny works really hard and it's not nice to take something that isn't yours!

>> No.39184798

>>39184680
thats a dog

>> No.39184799

>>39184736
Imagine falling asleep on the train and leaning on her arm.
>>39184778
>Ratas probably make a fortune just snapping pictures of men looking miserable and selling it to them for use in propaganda.
Not far off from that canon Ratatoskr that was radical herself.

>> No.39184825

>>39184778
>>39184778
i just had the image of a dude crying over a spilled icecream and the amount of monsters that would bring

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>>39184798
Close enough.

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>>39184799
cute but taken. I'm sure her daughters look good too.

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>>39184799
>Imagine falling asleep on the train and leaning on her arm.
Anon you're going to spook them

>> No.39184883

>>39184799
>Not far off from that canon Ratatoskr
Help me out, I love reading about the radical faction but it's so hard to track down on the wiki.

>> No.39184886

>>39184778
Man falling and getting a bruise or scrape in public must really be quite the ordeal. How big would the fight be over who gets to help bandage the scrape?

>> No.39184906

>>39184798
Yes, I needed a paw example.
Foxes with paws are tragically rare.

>> No.39184912

Mayor rocks according to city blocks!

>> No.39184914

>>39184698
Hellhound, wurm.

>> No.39184930

>>39184914
sorry, so many shitflingers these last couple of threads

>> No.39184932

>>39184691
this is pleasing to the eye

>> No.39184934

>>39184912
oh god anon your taking me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I86TfGM2OIA

>> No.39184944

>>39184883
hugs and headpats but they pin you down first

>> No.39184946

>>39184886
>implying it wouldn't be a group effort
If they can coordinate an army then they can coordinate to help a wounded man.

>> No.39184960

>>39184611
God I love fox hags.

>> No.39184996

>>39184960
what about Hellhound Hags.

>> No.39185007

>>39184996
I have not seen one of those yet.

>> No.39185015
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>>39184620
Sounds like a terminal case of contrarianism, I recommend a dose of mofu every two hours for the rest of your life to treat the symptoms

>> No.39185023

>>39184883
I can't find the short story itself, I only remember it mentioned in past threads. In short, she wrote a series of articles about Lescatie, including bad things happening, which inspired more monsters to make it a better place.

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>> No.39185048

>>39184946
Darn I was hoping for at least a small argument to distract them while I did things myself

>> No.39185073

>>39184934
>urge to delude myself into thinking I'm good at urban planning and attempting to mack MGC rising

>> No.39185076

>>39184996
I love all hags, though I wonder what has to happen for a hellhound to go so long without finding a man to protect?

>> No.39185084

>>39184932
>this is pleasing to the eye
Not to even mention how pleasing to the dick it would be.

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>> No.39185198

>>39184930
To your credit, this phrase nearly always precedes something really dumb, it's not even a recent thing.

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Do you know any/ what are your favourite MGE Demon (specifically MGE) fanfiction or stories? I always have a hard time finding them specifically cause "Demon" is a super generic word and it bugs me to no end when i think i found something related and it'a generic succubus story or a super edgelord gory story

>> No.39185251

>>39185073
>are you a bad enough dude to seduce an anubis with you city planning skills?

>> No.39185275

>>39185251
lol, no. Id draw a pair of boobies

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I'm going to add draenei into the MGE universe, and no one is going to stop me

>> No.39185286

>>39185073
>>39185251
feel like we'd a location map first, and an agreed upon location

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>>39171857

>> No.39185311

>>39185198
When I say I love cait sith I am not shitposting. Don't like cu though, too much snout for my liking.

>> No.39185312

>>39185286
isn't temperate coastal the usual assumption? usually with a combined American-Japanese aesthetic?

>> No.39185321

wow that was some weak bait, but aside from that, Let me ask the question that has plaguing everyone's mind
Does drinking anubis milk increase autism?

>> No.39185329

>>39185312
make it a bay with a creepy old mansion overlooking it on a small cliff and a small island for peak aesthetic

>> No.39185341

>>39185329
im going into that manision

>> No.39185345

>>39185329
what should MGC's bay be called?

>> No.39185350

>>39185217
https://slash.monster/2d
There was also a short about a demon secretary to the director of a newspaper but I can't remember where to find it.

>> No.39185356

>>39185345
kissabelle bay

>> No.39185357

>>39185341
anon no! the previous owner disappeared

>> No.39185368

>>39185357
fun! I like SPOOKY STUFF. I want to see the spooks!

>> No.39185389

>>39185345
Virgin Bay, named of course after it's discoverer Deruella.

>> No.39185393

>>39184545
A Ratatoskr has informed the Kakuen horde of your location. Make sure to have bananas ready for all of them.

>> No.39185419

>>39185350
https://pastebin.com/BR3cMSJL

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I want to turn a Saint into a dumb sea bishop

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>>39185672
i REALLY want to get lost in a corrupted tentacle forest full of alraunes who havent been watered in a long time

>> No.39185748

>>39185730
I don't like the implications of the human skulls
:(

>> No.39185750

>>39184886
That kind of reminds me of an old short story about a sci fi setting where a planet was full of elf girls who were genetically engineered to be the perfect slaves that just desperately wanted to please someone.

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>>39184583
They call 'em that in the dead kingdoms too.

>> No.39185761

>>39185748
its just decoration,trust her

>> No.39185762

>>39185750
>was full of elf girls who were genetically engineered to be the perfect slaves
sounds like mge

>> No.39185764

>>39185748
she's just a lazy flower and hasn't put away her holloween decorations

>> No.39185771

>>39185750
isnt that the explanation of harry potter house elves

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>>39171857

>> No.39185829

>>39185748
Nothing wrong with chuuni alraunes

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>>39185760
I prefer lapsitters

>> No.39185953

See,if a vampire makes her castle too difficult she will never get a husband,eventually she will either build an obvious backdoor or make a second castle with a single path from the entrance that leads to her throne room

>> No.39185968

>>39185953
think I'll just stay home and nap in the sun

>> No.39185987

>>39185953
thats why you should only raid vampire castles to get to the gothic kikis inside

>> No.39185990

>>39185968
No no,you see,she has an artifact that can block out the sun,they are handing those away like candy nowadays

>> No.39186003

>>39185987
Why would a vampire employ living monster girls when the undead dont need a salary? plus they tend to be free labor thanks to Lich reanimation magic

>> No.39186004

>>39185990
mate I live in a cold, grey, damp place that's not gonna change much

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>> No.39186021

>>39186003
>dont need a salary
even more reason to invade that castle
need to free all those poor zombie maids from that evil, greedy, probably haggy, vampire

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Apebros and Monkebros how the FUCK are we supposed to survive six more years before our welfare year of the monkey porn

>> No.39186047

>>39186021
And the zombie dragons,and the wights,and the ghosts,living armors/weapons,etc

>> No.39186058

>>39186003
the castlevania monsters formed a labor union a couple hundred years ago. as vampires are burdened by tradition and societal expectation they are obligated to hire them.

>> No.39186071

>>39186003
>>39186021
>>39186047
>higher undead exploit their mentally limited peers
unethical and disgusting those poor girls need help and care

>> No.39186082

>>39186071
Fleshbags opinion dont matter

>> No.39186091

>>39186047
>anon is just going through the castle and taking all the servants
>the zombie maid? yoink
>the pet dragon zombie? his now
>the living armor/weapon decoration? another for his collection
>even the head maid wight is no match for him as he takes her under his arm while promising to give her a better home
>vampire can only seethe as anon keeps taking her servants and not her

>> No.39186105

>>39186042
Furfaggot.

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>>39186105
No.

>> No.39186122

>>39186091
>The alraunes on the sewer? that too,ALL of them

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>>39184883
KC made a bunch of tweets describing Public Relations Officer Cask, a extremist ratatoskr who works for Druella and helped mobilize support for the invasion of Lescatie. The attached image summarizes some of it, and MGR has machine translations of the tweets in detail here: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1780

>> No.39186169

>>39186122
>ALL of them
>sewer alarunes wonder why havent their horny spores gotten too anon
>turns out anon is too concerned about helping these poor girls from their terrible living conditions
>he has no time for horny

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Please dont lick them, you will get stuck.

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>>39186191
can't help it

>> No.39186209

>Decide to storm an Undead castle in search of glory and loot
>Turns out you have family connections to the undead living in said castle
>Now spending the day with aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews and cousins all happily leading you around showing off your family history while asking questions about your side of the family that moved away
>Also list all the unmarried monsters they have in their employment
Happy end?

>> No.39186215

i hope (you) get raped.

>> No.39186218

>>39186191
I feel like they will invade my personal space

>> No.39186234

>>39186209
>>Now spending the day with aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews and cousins all happily leading you around showing off your family history while asking questions about your side of the family that moved away
Useless info
>>Also list all the unmarried monsters they have in their employment
REAL SHIT?

>> No.39186269

>>39186234
>doesn't want to see history and how joining with monsters has hugely improved life
That's it, you're getting the hag Ghouls now.

>> No.39186277

>>39186269
history is for nerds,it already happened,why do i need to know about it

>> No.39186283

>>39186269
please say there's a hag ghoul pit

>> No.39186286

>>39186132
>Rata's actually do write entire catalogues about men
oh no

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>>39186277
To not repeat the mistakes that were made

>> No.39186298

>>39186291
shush dumb cat

>> No.39186309

>>39186283
Only good boys get the hag ghoul pit. You're getting just ONE hag ghoul

>> No.39186321

Impregnating a meme kot!
Having lots of daughters with meme kot!
Bullying meme kot over her pudge left over from the pregnancies!
Bullying meme kot daughters with a never ending cascade of dad jokes!

>> No.39186338

>>39186132
what happened to the king?

>> No.39186347

>>39186338
Read the setting you fucking retard.

>> No.39186411

>>39186309
Fine! I will make this hag the happiest hag ever and make her go to the pit to rub it in their face that she is pregnant with twins

>> No.39186414

>>39186411
>only twins
Anon...

>> No.39186442

>>39186209
nice, I would invae undead castles just for the spooky factor and get to get spooked, I wont even go to the final boss unless she's extra spooky

>> No.39186460

>>39186286
They’re not fucking around, anon.
You WILL get monster’d.

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What would be the easiest way to get a yandere monster? Should I put myself into as many dangerous situations as possible to really secure the deal?

>> No.39186505

>>39186488
always wear a mask, and never talk but do good and leave another mask. yuou'll get a stan

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>>39186338
>>39186347
In the spirit of helping the anon read the setting:

http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=1928

The former king's name is Castor, he is now a famous diplomat for Lescatie. He's also the roper Francisca's father.

>> No.39186561

>>39186191
That's misinformation. Touch the ice girls all you want, it's cool

>> No.39186599

>>39186514
Wedding dresses are the best.

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>>39186514
>roper
Oh man, getting monsterized into a fucking roper is like a reverse lottery win.
All the other girls get to turn into sexy succs and catgirls and shit, but you end up as some horrible half-human half-sludge abomination.

>> No.39186634

>>39186488
become yandere bait

>> No.39186667

>>39186634
How? I am pretty much average in everything.

>> No.39186701

>>39186667
perfect. thats all you need to get your yandere.

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>>39186611
I don't know anon, this roper looks pretty charming, plus the woman gains a ton of cool abilities.

And Francisca didn't just become a roper, but a high tier roper, a queen roper.

>> No.39186731

>>39186488
go to ryu shrine

>> No.39186765

>>39186460
It's gotta be a weird feeling looking at a paragraph or three about you. Don't know if it being 100% correct is worse than having some wrong information. Do monsters get to stake a claim first or is it "Here's your new fanclub-turned-wives"?

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>>39186703
>this roper looks pretty charming
Yeah, because the lower half is obscured.

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I've seen someone mention that there was a fanfic about MGE and dark souls crossover. Is it that bad? Is it worth reading?

>> No.39186794

>>39186767
I swear KC's "before" art is always better...

>> No.39186796

yes it is, edgelord fest all over. just dont

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>>39186767
You got a bias against amorphous ladies?

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>>39186813
Not at all, I love Dark Slimes.
But half-and-half is terrible.

>> No.39186855

>>39186787
There are a number of such stories. Let's just say most of them don't care about being accurate to the setting or utilizing much of anything beyond a face value interpretation of Fallen Maidens. They're mostly power fantasies, excuses to kill monster girls in horrible ways and display how wonderful and righteous humans are.

>> No.39186880

>>39186767
Not gonna lie, that cameltoe was quite enticing for a while

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>>39186831
I've always assumed that like more accomplished slimes they can solidify their lower body and look pretty much normal at will (beyond being a bit wet).

>> No.39186962

>>39186831
What's with all the :)s on Dark Slimes?

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>>39186962
They're always happy to see you, even if they're acting chuuni.

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>> No.39187201

https://twitter.com/ShamoEro/status/1508605295794454535/photo/1
fox titty

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>> No.39187261

>>39187135
They laughed when this creeping coin declared she'd build a business empire around coin-shaped food. Well who's laughing now?

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>>39171857

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>>39171857

>> No.39187465

>>39187451
>fox neighbor sneaking into your bed
>again
how to keep those tricky foxes out?

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>>39187465
Hire a professional foxbuster.

>> No.39187486

>>39187465
go to your local tanuki for fox repeallant

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>>39187465
Actually it's her land and has been for centuries.
Now be a good bedwarmer.

>> No.39187513

I must acquire short and chubby monster girls.

>> No.39187526

>>39187486
>Tanuki sells you "fox repellent"
>It repels kitsunes by making you more attractive to every monster
>Including kitsunes
Never trust a Tanuki!
>>39187503
Where's the paperwork?

>> No.39187542

>>39187513
sounds like tanukis
rub and squeeze the belly for good luck

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>>39187526
Clearly printed on both the deed and your contract.

>> No.39187548

In breaking news:

A famous Bicorn actress slapped a human female comedian during the Movie Awards Ceremony, all in Live TV.

>"GET MY HUSBAND'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, HUMAN WOMAN!!!"
>t.Bicorn Actress

>> No.39187565

187548
not funny. m8
>>39187544
how many long-lived monsters would use this excuse?

>> No.39187589

>>39187565
Almost all of them. Foxes LOVE using legal technicalities to get a man!

>> No.39187599

>>39187542
That I will, gonna acquire them by offering them contracts that stipulate I must give them a number of daughters over a lifelong period.
The number will be open for them to fill.
Belly rubs will be a must.

>> No.39187612

>>39187589
>tfw ywn wake up to find a fox hag in your bed nude
>ywn just not give a damn and put a titi in your mouth

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>>39187589
>"You see officer, I am 500 years old so I'm older than him"
>"Also, according to fox law, he is only a child, so I was just adopting him and making sure he has a loving home"
>"I did not just steal him from his yard and took him back to my lair for high impact rape, that would be ridiculous haha"
>meanwhile anon has an aheago face while swimming in mofu
seems legit

>> No.39187648

>>39187635
>just 500
underage

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>> No.39187656

>>39187612
>>39187635
Reminder one of the most common jobs a fox has in Zipangu is being a tour guide where they "accidentally" have the man they're guiding around eat some local delicacy that makes him incredibly horny!

>> No.39187662

>>39187648
The sake makes her forget the extra 3000 years

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>>39187635
>>39187648
>500 years old
>one tail
Liar!

>> No.39187666

Your waifu gets bitten by a werehuman what do?

>> No.39187669

>>39187653
Sorry ma'am I have no time for a drink, I'm too busy being raped by my science cat wife and the explosion loving dragon.

>> No.39187692

>>39187666
>satan with the bad news
Suck the venom out before it spreads of course!

>> No.39187704

>>39187664
remember this fact, the older the fox is, the more tails she has, so be careful with that "loli" fox that you like or that "hag
' with only a single tail

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>>39187666
yes it was me, I bit my wife
just cannot stop nibbling her ears

>> No.39187719

>>39187612
The fact that I'm not waking up with my dick in a chubby, nerdy monster girl is a crime.

>> No.39187749
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Give me some chunni monster quotes.

>> No.39187769

>>39187749
>In my army or in my bed, you will serve me one way or another as my second in command!
>I can wield magic in ways that would shatter your mind, so stop thinking and simply let me take the lead.
>Did you know sandles are just bikinis for feet?

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FCA

>> No.39187786

>>39187769
>Did you know sandles are just bikinis for feet?
this chunni is a dork

>> No.39187796

>>39187786
She bears cursed knowledge only her iron will can bear.
>Is stubbing your toe just foot CBT?

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>>39187796
That's it, time to bully this nerd

>> No.39187830

>>39187772
Why their clothes dont have holes for the tails?

>> No.39187838

>>39187796
No, as there is no C or B involvement.
Lilims are such dumbasses it hurts. No wonder they're foreveralone.

>> No.39187847

>>39187830
For precisely the depicted effect.

>> No.39187855

>>39187821
>Hey Anon, if I drink the blood of someone that has diabetes, is it like drinking blood soda?

>>39187838
Anon please, she's not saying its one to one equal, just that it may be similar.

>> No.39187859

>>39187749
>>39187769
>"Memories are broken. The truth goes and unspoken. I've even forgotten my naaaaame!!!"

>> No.39187886

>>39187855
>ask her whos blood she is drinking
>she looks away and stutters "N-no ones..."
>you say you dont have diabetes
>"I know, I made sure to check before..."
>chunni goes red, and then makes an excuse to go back to her lair to plan her world conquest

>> No.39187910

>>39187749
>It is time for operation Multi O.

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Creepy fox isn't creepy, she's cute

>> No.39187939

>>39187886
>V-vanishing spell!
>She just turns to mist and escapes to her coffin.
>A little later you get a Dissonance message from her asking if she left her phone at your place when she made her daring escape.

>> No.39187950

>>39187886
>no vamp nurse to give you your total cholesterol panel and a1c results after some blood "sample" collection
it's weird all the other nurses took semen samples instead

>> No.39187996

>>39187950
>get admitted to the hospital for the sniffles
>cute vampire nurse always takes a blood sample whenever she comes in
>which is weird since you though they would just give you pills or something
>also she looked awfully like the noble vampire down the street that you always say good morning to
>meh, probably nothing

>> No.39187999
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>>39187932
Shes the kind of creature you make a bargain with in exchange for something precious and it ends up costing more than you initially thought.

>> No.39188011

Imagine a lolifox

>> No.39188018
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>>39188011
Why imagine?

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>>39188011

>> No.39188136
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Hard working fat bottomed foxes make for best fox wives

>> No.39188140

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, send help as a buff vampire is trying to break into my hou

>> No.39188146
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>At least three or four comments of 'show neck' on any picture you post of yourself

>> No.39188151

>>39187999
i do kind of want the thrill of being utterly powerless to push the large fox off me but i can't suspend my disbelief enough to imagine i would even attempt to resist.

>> No.39188154

>>39188136
That fox is going to have trouble fitting her hips in chairs if I have my way with her.

>> No.39188157

>>39184778
>candid photo of a man crying alone in his room holding a bottle of liquor
>thread a hundred posts long of monsters bragging about how hard they would save him and how happy he would be

>> No.39188166

>>39188140
>he invited them in
bet you wanted them to overpower you and chug your blood while your're on their shoulders

>> No.39188171

>>39185760
they need to put some clothes on, this is scandalous

>> No.39188182

>>39187704
>Looking for a hag
>1 tails everywhere, larping JKs
>Look across the street at a 9 tailed loli
Damn it all...
>>39188146
Post pictures of just your neck online, but always wear a scarf elsewhere. Easy way to get money, until a vampire hires a Rata to find you.

>> No.39188187

>>39172368
or you can tell her that you can't be with her because you're under-aged

>> No.39188188
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>Tall fox is creepy
>No, tall fox is cute

Creepy women are cute, actually. I will be the Gomez, I don't give a shit.

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>>39188171
here's something more modest

>> No.39188204

>>39188196
that's inappropriate, she needs to wear something that doesn't reveal the shape of her body like that

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>>39188182
>>39188146
>Vampires consider the male neck to be the most erotic part of the body
>Small, conservative villages run by vampire countesses who require that all men cover their necks in public
>So many bloodsuckers around that a quick flash of the throat is all it takes to get a quick carriage ride or a discounted meal

>> No.39188250

>>39188205
Are all the peasants in a vampire's village the English or Eastern European accented type?

>> No.39188270

>>39188250
Fantasy equivalent of Romania or bust.

>> No.39188332

>>39188205
>Work the fields too long, take off shirt, show too much muscle
>Taken by the nobility
>Become scholar, acquire knowledge, read an embarrassing fact from someone older than your entire line
>Taken by the nobility
>Become Merchant, sell popular product, become rich and thus powerful
>Taken by the nobility
>Stay inside all day, avoid talking with anyone, do nothing to attract attention. Accidently bumb into a girl at night.
>Taken by the nobility
The nobility is growing too fast.

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>>39188332
they are growing alright

>> No.39188353

>>39187999
GIWTWM

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Sorry noble monsters but this is the real world and everyone knows the werewolves, vampire bats and zombies get the guy not the stuffy two century old hag

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Remember anons, it’s best for you if you go along with the friendly vampire. Wouldn’t want you getting hurt by some random thug would you?

>> No.39188392

>>39187548
Not into Kakuens, especially when they kak-out.

>> No.39188407

>>39188369
i think you're supposed to live in a trailer with vampire mosquito(s) and live that trailer trash life to properly upset the vampire

>> No.39188479

>>39188381
I'm pretty sure the friendly vampire is the thug, or at least paying them.

>> No.39188508

>>39188353
I do not understand anon.

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>>39188508
God I Wish That Was Me™

>> No.39188553

>>39187999
Just fucking kill me and in exchange you can have all my earthly possessions

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>>39188512
Thanks anon, I think my brain cells are being slowly replaced with mofu.

>> No.39188680

>>39184061
I THIRST

>> No.39188713

How many Gold Digger Boys try to get into a relationship or go into a date with Danuki Bezos, Billa Gates, the Goblin Merchant who created the famous computer company. And especially with Claudia Schwab, the well known Danuki who founded the Demon Realms Economic Forum?

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>>39187135
I need more monster cereals that are part of a balanced and nutritious breakfast.

>> No.39188748

The arrogant, glory hound, vainglorious, snobbish and Jerk Ass type of heroes and upper class individuals end up getting fucked and MONSTERGIRL'D by lower leveled lower tier Mob monstergirls. Like Rat girls, slimes, werebats, Devil Bugs and the other lower tier monstergirls that don't get that much fanart.

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>>39186855
To expand ond this, there are people that DO read deeper into the setting but it doesn't help much, usually just adding more named characters to the roster
Mostly, they hammer down that the monsters are perpetuating a hellscape, and/or their mindset is wrong
So unlike cool shit where DE turns the cleric beast fuckable or doing stuff with a harpy version of that one crow that sells you stuff you get pic related
The one souls crossover that isn't a rolfstomp is written by a complete twat that when on a reiview war with one of the darksouls writers

>> No.39188803

>>39188776
Why do these people really like making their stories of waging brutal war against the MGE monstergirls? And just what triggered in the author's mind in the very beginning that he/she is going to write a violent anti-MGE crossover fanfic for pure hatred against MGE? Surely this is just the case of edgelord teenager shitting on anime thinking its kewl and mature?

>> No.39188816

>>39188803
pretty much. i mean i like fighting, its all fun and games until someone gets hurt, like a video game

>> No.39188847

>>39188655
I want to be cuddled by mega mofu so badly

>> No.39188849

>>39187656
Anon overate because it tasted good and has passed out on the inn bed

>> No.39188853
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39188853

Hey there, sailor boy.

>> No.39188856

>>39188853
I'm a sailor on the seas of fate

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Why Cheshire is not smiling ?

>> No.39188890

>>39188870
No one upvoted her recent meme(s)

>> No.39188900

>>39188870
Her boyfriend ate an orange before kissing her. Cats hate citrus.

>> No.39188932

>>39188900
Oh, I just learned something. If the portal opens, I now have a new idea to catch a Cheshire gf

>> No.39188940

>>39188932
Catnip?

>> No.39188980

>>39188940
yes, a lot. Magic shroom too

>> No.39189024

>>39188932
>>39188940
>>39188980
orange juice and catnip instead of orange juice and toothpaste

>> No.39189030

>>39188803
Lots of people are still hung up on the old interpretation where the MGE is a hellworld of eternal rape and brainwashing.
The author of one of the crossovers admitted he has never read a word of the encyclopedia and only knows the setting through the thread on SpaceBattles, a forum known for being HFY central.

>> No.39189078

>>39188853
Cunning, but those Human legs are fake!

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>>39188870
I'll make her smile again.

>> No.39189184

>>39189158
What if a Cheshire Cat and a Bogie fused together to create the ultimate lifeform?

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What does Wendy do for a living?

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>>39189184
What if my dick and Cheshire pussy fused together?

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Be careful Anon, someone really kicked the hornets nest, and I'm not just talking about the bugs. The monsters are in a frenzy, more so than usual. Keep your head down and you might just make it through unraped.
Probably

>> No.39189273

>>39189258
Hunter, like the rest of her family.
You can always get some choice cuts of venison from the butcher shop her family runs.
No Whitehorns were harmed.

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>>39189271
I welcome our new Fox overlords and will start a cult to help them conquer humanity.
We'll identify one another with secret hand-signs, shown by this helpful fox.

>> No.39189391

>>39177680
aren't the oscars fake? i only listen to real movie reviews, by real movie reviewers, like my neighbor Phantom-san! her reviews are the best, even though at times they're closer to re-enactments of the best parts of the movie, and sometimes she asks me to play roles too, but it's okay because she features my name in the video credits on her MonTube channel!

>> No.39189425

>>39187201
?:>

>> No.39189561

>>39189258
The land provides. Ever seen a Wendigo and a Grizzly fighting over the best spot to catch salmon?

>> No.39189568

>>39189391
What kind of movies does she like?

>> No.39189691

Oh no!!!!!!!1! Druella did it again, she monsterized the last anime you've watched.
What did the main girls monsterized into, and how did the plot change?

>> No.39189809

>>39189691
>My dress up Darling (only just started read a bit of the manga too a while ago)
So it either becomes more or less the same but Marin is a pyrow or alternatively it becomes about her wanting to try different monsterizations and having trouble with finding fitting clothes, I guess.

>> No.39189852

>>39189691
>Angel's Egg
Well it's literally an Angel's egg now and the girl is a little angel who needs the soldier to fertilize it

>> No.39189858

>>39189691
>Jojo part 4
Basically nothing.
I guess Yukako would become a Shirohebi but that would change nothing really.

>> No.39189890

>>39189691
Last anime I watched was pokemon when I was a kid. I'm absolutely okay with this
https://de.catbox.moe/ge9rx9.jpg

>> No.39189922

>>39189858
Yukako is already basically a Kejorou

>> No.39189956

>>39189922
Yeah, that's fair. I was more thinking about the yandere thing and also forgot that Kejorou existed.
But that would fir her way more.

>> No.39189968

>>39189691
>Kemon Friends (rewatching a classic for it's anniversary)
nothing changes except all the friends are now friends with more-than-benefits, and the extinct species Friends become extra dangerous as they want nothing but to repopulate their species, and that means she and taichou(you) are going to have lots and lots of little kits together

>> No.39190031

>>39182469
Somebody should make an instant loss image with the sterotypical shitfic protag (with him being the one losing obviously)

>> No.39190061

>>39189809
I thought about Pyrow, but she looks so good as a succ, also her being protective and uplifting may not fit Pyrow so well, as her gimmick is mostly catering to the people who don't want responsibility.
I agree cosplaying different mamono would be a great idea. especially cosplaying a hima living doll would make Gojo mating press her on the spot
>>39189852
Kek
>>39189858
What would Josuke's mom monsterize into?
>>39189890
It's canon info that in the past, some trainers married some of their Pokémon.
>>39189968
I always thought the character style looked simmilar to the guy who does thick wolfus x shotas pics and doujins. So maybe it would be his universe?

>> No.39190264

Which girl gets the 1000th post?

>> No.39190283

Lovely Manticores, best girls. 1000th post in the name of tailpussy!

>> No.39190320

>>39185282
10/10 would make tons of cute holy space goat children with

>> No.39190431

>>39189691
Fate Stay Night:
>Seyba
Lizardman personality having Dragongirl (like Granberia from MGQ)
>Rin
Giant booba Dark Mage
>Sakura
Nightmare
>Rayda
Demon or smug succ
>Sorcerers
Also a dark mage
>Ilya
Bapho
>Taiga
I'd say Jinko, but maybe Tiger Werecat, Cheshire or Manticore would fit better.

Don't want to do all the background girls but
>Kaede (best girl)
Werewolf tomboy

>> No.39190462

>>39179287
>>39185282
Just send a lilim to the warcraft universe and monsterize it so I can live there.

>> No.39190482

>>39190431
>Rin
>Giant booba
Tohsaka's anus...

>> No.39190499

>>39190482
Saber's big muscles...

>> No.39190527

>>39190482
Would it still be defenseless?

>> No.39190595

>>39189691
>>39189809
>Last anime watched
>Dress Up Darling
>Also watched Dress Up Darling, the English Dub
Other than Marin being a vanilla succubus who cosplays. I'm willing to bet monstergirls would love Gojou as one of their most favorite and loved male anime characters.

>>39190061
>Marin's gimmick is mostly catering to the people who don't want responsibility.

I strongly disagree as Gojou is shown to be a responsible and capable male anime character in a Romantic Comedy anime who pretty much earns and deserves the girl. Compared to alot of other male MCs who hardly do anything noteworthy to earn the girl in a believable way. Therefore, alot of monstergirl yumejos would love and wish they have a husbando like Gojou. That and Gojou is practically a shoujo male love interest considering how tall he is, which is a sign he was created by a female mangaka.

>> No.39190880

>>39189691
>death note
This would be interesting

>> No.39190950

>>39190880
>love note

>> No.39191017

good morning, i think the locla ice queen doesn't want to stop holding onto me, help/ I HATE THE COLD PLEASE HELP ICANT FEEEL MYLEGS

>> No.39191025

>>39190880
>>39190950
>O Note
>any person whose name is written in this notebook will orgasm

>> No.39191041

Monkey paws
There is no wish, just kakuen

>> No.39191062

How about a story where a hell hound has learnt how to do polymorphing into a human form just so she can pull a "there is no dana only ZUUL" joke

>> No.39191070

think of your fvorite monster girl, there is now a kingdom of them with hybrids of every other monster girl in there

>> No.39191089

>>39191070
how does a kingdom of pharaohs work?

>> No.39191094

>>39191062
Well you told it right there, man

>> No.39191100

>>39191089
BECOME THE KING OF QUEENS

>> No.39191110

>>39191094
Thanks
wheres my cookie?

>> No.39191122

>>39191110
In the Wurm-proof cookie jar.

>> No.39191126

>>39191089
lotta snakes to pet

>> No.39191136

>>39191110
just follow the nice old lady to her house, she got a cookie to give you

>> No.39191259

>>39191089
there are now many different types as well like pharaoh wurms, pharaoh wocks, and even pharaoh gazers

>> No.39191320

>>39191122
nothing is wurmproof

>> No.39191337

>>39190595
>Marin's gimmick is mostly catering to the people who don't want responsibility.
Pyrow's gimmick, not Martin's.

>> No.39191343

>>39191320
I am wurm proof.
Wurms stand no chance against me

>> No.39191347

>>39191025
>>39190950
>>39190880
Not a bad idea...

>> No.39191348 [DELETED] 

>>39191320
What about other Wurms? I bet if you put your cookies inside a Wurm, no Wurm would be able to eat them after that.

>> No.39191358

>>39191320
What about other Wurms? I bet if you put your cookies inside a Wurm, they'd be safe from Wurms.

>> No.39191368

>>39191320
Just mark the jar as something Wurm wouldn't like, like dried vegetables.

>> No.39191370

>>39191348
>>39191358
Goddammit what the hell gookmoot

>> No.39191385

>>39191348
>>39191358
then they ate the cooks
>>39191343
they need not stand to get you

>> No.39191386

>>39191368
>come back to happy wurmie daughter telling you she wanted to try veggies, because you always asked, and they are delicious.

>> No.39191473

>>39188870
I called her reddit and cringe

>> No.39191505

>>39189691
>Hokuto no Ken
Nothing much has changed except I guess she just beats people up instead of making them explode into a fountain of gore. Maybe Hukto Shinken causes them to orgasm to the point of unconsciousness.
Huge monster traveling the wasteland in search of her adorable, loving boyfriend who is coveted by all the other equally huge monsters who are in search of the best possible husband

>> No.39191508

>>39191320
Get a scare warm, it's math

>> No.39191531

>>39191508
>scare warm
This Anon knows his shit. His mom a wurm.

>> No.39191538

>>39191531
Hey! I meant a scare wurm that is covered with math problems

>> No.39191557

>>39191538
Wurms are excellent at math. They just ignore the letters.

>> No.39191613

>>39191557
i did that once and no wurms came into my house. I know my shit!

>> No.39191649

>>39182595
yeah this
I want an AC crossover with a White Glint automaton instead

>> No.39191689

>>39183599
I trust only angels and elves

>> No.39191703

>>39183599
Red cow and blue cow go moo

>> No.39191755

>>39191689
Those two will be haughty, are u sure?

>> No.39191833

>>39191689
I trust only big titted monsters

>> No.39191849

>>39191833
Trustworthiness is not equivalent to cup size, anon

>> No.39191866

>>39191849
>t. sabbath lair

>> No.39191879

>>39191866
>>39191866
>>liar
fuck, read bfore u post kids

>> No.39191892

>>39191849
Yes it is, my dark mage teacher told me so!

>> No.39191893

>>39191866
Marune is very trustworthy!

>> No.39192023

>>39190595
DressUpDarling just flips simply and directly - Marin starts as the Succ who then cosplays as the Gyaru schoolgirl

>A certain Railgun
I guess she's a a Raiju, and Uihara already has her troll headdress on, Saten is the pantsu-lifting Chesh, and Koroko? idk theres no yuri mge mamono for her to flip to?

>> No.39192079

>>39191893
she is the only sabbath I trust cuase in tits I trust!

>> No.39192114

>>39189691
>Aho Girl

Main girl is already dumb as a brick and loves bananas, Kakuen it is. Blondie's a unicorn, prez is an Anubis maybe? MC is literally the same.

Honestly, apart from the aesthetics of the girls, damn near nothing changes. They behave monstrous enough already, the main girl's mom is an admitted rapist. Aho Girl is just mamono media in disguise.

>> No.39192150

Momonika is the only only trustworthy sabbath.

>> No.39192167

>>39192150
>>39192079
Incorrect, both of you, only Shirokuto's is good. Black goat a shit.

>> No.39192205

>>39192167
But no tits, but they are old tho...

>> No.39192219 [DELETED] 

>>39192114
Pretty in that show became a stalking perv, I don't thibk the anubis can become that

>> No.39192225

>>39192150
i see no disadvantage to blindly trusting every monster

>> No.39192265

>>39192114
pretty sure the prez became a stalking pervert, so I dont think that an anubis would do that

>> No.39192278

>>39192167
Momonika isn't the black goat though, she's the actually young goat.

>> No.39192297

Do you know tutorials about recolors for GIMP? I found the tool Anon posted last time I asked rather unwieldy, and this is the farthest I got in GIMP without making it look worse: https://imgbox.com/sHPHL8zz

>> No.39192370

>>39192167
tattoo parlor is pretty cool though

>> No.39192390

Marune and Grelia Sabbaths are best Sabbaths.
Gonna go to a joint venture between the two and grab a pai-loli medical gote.

>> No.39192457

You lot are all wrong. Onee-sabbath is best sabbath

>> No.39192486

>>39192390
Best sabbath is renrushkha but greila is alright. The lolibaba mage one is good too.
The sabbath with actual children is probably the worst of them. Most of the rest seem to have actual jobs.

>> No.39192494

>>39192297
Try using more tools, change options around. Smart selection, selection by color, magic wand, instead of using "color" from drop menu use "tone and saturation" etc.

>> No.39192516

>>39192457
nah, it be the haggath

>> No.39192677

>>39192494
I got there with HSV Hue layer and thought I could get by without more selection, guess it's gonna be harder.

>> No.39192751

>>39192486
>The sabbath with actual children is probably the worst of them.
They're the best one because they aren't larpers.

>> No.39192756

>>39192486
Pretty much
They're just elaborate money laundering schemes and dating services.

That being said, I just want to walk in on a pai loli medical goat napping at her desk and using her tits as a pillow

>> No.39193050

>tfw ywn have a kiki that is so old that she remembers the byzantine empire

>> No.39193075

>>39193050
....Anon, what sort of eldritch cake maid do you have?

>> No.39193119

>>39193075
eldtrich, no no no, she's a kiki not a filthy dirty shog, she just is extremely old, She tells me stories of the past as bedtime stories

>> No.39193364

>>39186703
It seems to me that a roper in better "control" of herself could keep a mostly-human look. Kinda like how shogs are.

>> No.39193387

>>39193075
her name is amelia bedelia

>> No.39193389

>>39193119
>Why, when I was a young maid, I was one of many that worked in Constantinople.
>Ah the great palace, me and my sisters spent so many days tending the gardens and sweeping the halls as the emperors governed.
>Constantine performed quite well inspite of all the chaos those barbaric ottomans brought upon u-
>eh? Istanbul? I suppose that IS what they call it now a days but it will always be Constantinople in my heart.
>...
>...
>Master, I know you haven't asked this but remember, its rude to ask a lady her age.

>> No.39193473

>>39193389
>She always closed her eyes in a most unalarming way but when she say that last line, she opened her eyes
>I never was more scared and more turned on in my life

>> No.39193475

>>39193119
>>39193050
>Ancient kiki born 1500 years ago
>Rival shog that's also roughly the same age
They've been at each other's throats for since they were youngins. Their rivalry continues to this day

>> No.39193497

>>39193389
If I remember correctly, the Greeks still call it Constantinople today. They don't recognize the name Istanbul

>> No.39193563

>>39193497
There's a song about it

>> No.39193597

>>39193475
just imagine the thickness.....

>> No.39193656

>>39193473
>Her eyes bear the weight of ages
>Despite her warm expression, the gaze is sharp as if she's staring beyond your outfit and even your body itself.
>She is looking into your very core, your soul itself as she smiles.
>It is but a brief glimpse before she closes them again, seemingly satisfied with what she saw.
>"Now master, I have prepared you lunch for you and, with your permission, I would like to cook up a meal from my childhood days I remember oh so fondly. I believe you will enjoy it quite richly my empe- master."

>>39193497
Don't ask her about the fourth crusade.
She gets quite...agitated.

>> No.39193669

>>39188776
Felt like I was having a stroke reading this shit. Is the writer retarded or something? Does he understand how sentences work?

>> No.39193701

>>39193656
I'm gonna defend the 4th crusade every time the topic gets brought up. Sure, I'll be in the dog house for a few days, but hey, I'm a Latin, so she should've known better before becoming my meido.

>> No.39193786

>>39193656
what about the kids crusade?

>> No.39193830

>>39193701
>Angry greek grumbling by your kiki as she walks through the house.

>>39193786
>She just sighs.
>"Those poor kids never stood a chance. You can still see the letter that the pope received thanking him for the tribute of Shotas."
>"This is why they should have followed the orthodoxy instead of -"
And then you get a lecture on the eastern church versus the western one.

>> No.39193905

>>39193830
>You see mastah, it all boils down to the Roman Catholics adding the word "filioque" to the creed...

>> No.39193970

>>39193830
im going to take my kiki to see a satanist church from a distance with binoculars

>> No.39194068

>>39193905
Such a wise Kiki.

>>39193970
>Angry greek noises intensify.

>> No.39194113

>>39193905
I'm gonna convert my kiki to Roman Catholicism.

>> No.39194150

If you had wo Doppelganger wives, would they be mad if you kept mixing them up?
Or would they play into it and tease you contently by changing into one another.

>> No.39194187

>>39194068
it would be extremely cute to hear that
>>39194113
how to get your kiki maid to spank you

>> No.39194207

>>39193970
>its just a bunch of edgy demons looking for an excuse to get out the office

>> No.39194310

>>39194150
Teasing is much more preferable to your wives being mad at you.

>> No.39194334

now how would this kiki look?

>> No.39194382

>>39194334
highly evolved byzantine look with various elements from other cultures in a modern style

>> No.39194386

>>39194187
Mature kikis with vast knowledge are very nice.
Just don't call her old.

>> No.39194428

Before the tread dies I just wanted to tell you guys this:
Hellhounds will never be white.
That's all.

>> No.39194432

>>39194113
Just find yourself a west Slav Kiki.
>>39194150
If they took on the same form and didn't think of a way to differentiate each other, they shouldn't be mad. Teasing is still a possibility.

>> No.39194467

>>39194386
still gonna do so since I am a cheeky fuck

>> No.39194477

>>39194113
This is why you Acquire Polish Kiki. No Conversion Necessary.

>> No.39194480

>>39194432
Polish kiki then?

>> No.39194518

Irish redhead kiki with big fat tits and freckles

>> No.39194525

>>39194518
and dont forget a fiery temper as hot as her hair

>> No.39194568

>>39194525
even better

>> No.39194583

Does each region have its own version of Kiki? If so what are Italian and Spanish Kiki's like?

>> No.39194586

>>39194583
LA CHANCLA

>> No.39194646

>>39194586
Fucking americans

>> No.39194647

>>39194583
spanish kiki are extremely overdramatic, hopeless romantics, and love telenovelas tp the point they act those when you are not watching. They also are very flirty, loving to tease you and very jealous kikis
Italian kikis are all about fashion and cannot stand their masters looking like bums

>> No.39194667

>>39194583
>Spanish
Dutiful, happy to serve, terrifying to provoke. Also more prone to heavier/thiccer builds

>> No.39194675

spanish=/=latin american

>> No.39194697

We did it, boys, we got the game on Steam.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1913330/Dark_Waters_Gino_and_the_Witch_of_the_Black_Swamp/

Thanks for the support, I know some people here have been donating and pushing us ahead behind the scenes.

Now, back to work on our harpy games.

>> No.39194705

Sounds like im going to have to have an Iberian wedding with a Spanish Kiki then.

>> No.39194714

If we're going Spanish, I wanna mino instead.

I want to "accidentally" get raped in the Running of the Minotaurs.
Spanish accent is easily the sexiest accent in the world.

>> No.39194726

I LOVE MY JUB JUB WIFE MEIYA

>> No.39194733

>>39194697
Congratulations

>> No.39194735

>>39194697
Holy shit, congrats.

>> No.39194748

>anon asks for more european stereotypes
>americans show themselves

>> No.39194750

>>39194697
nice

>> No.39194751

French succubus

>> No.39194771

>>39194751
she shows the whuite panties alot
>>39194748
and?

>> No.39194793

>>39194771
And nothing. We're just laughing at how dumb you people are.

>> No.39194810

>>39194697
Crazy to see you guys finishing so much content when I have trouble writing one story per week.

>> No.39194814

>>39194793
I think it's just you, broski.

>> No.39194825

>>39194793
honestly I met spainards before and they are quite friendly people, not much different from the people around me

>> No.39194836

>>39194697
Did you see "Bern's Breeding Simulator" got mentioned on Wikipedia?

>> No.39194851

>>39194793
What would your Spanish Kiki be like then EuroAnon?

>> No.39194852

>>39194836
link me fgt

>> No.39194863

>>39194697
nicu

>>39194748
You want a hungarian monster girl, who drinks pálinka, eats winter salami and uses a whip?

>> No.39194880

>>39194852
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_girl

>Along with these, there have been a number of visual novels such as Monster Girl Quest, and Bern's Breeding Simulator.

It's bullshit, just funny that his game got mentioned there of all places.

>> No.39194897

>>39194880
holy shit, it is funny, wanna bet some wikipedia fag lurks here?

>> No.39194911

>>39194880
>there is a wiki article on mgs
ayy lmao

>> No.39194948

>>39194911
MGQ alone justifies the existence of this article, that shit was all over the internet and I still sometimes see references to it in completely unrelated places.

>> No.39194949

>>39194467
She's going to need to educate you on exactly what 'age' means for a creature like her.
She's just as limber as she always was and will use her bedroom as a demonstration.

>> No.39194973

>>39194949
Oh no, her hips are going to give out!

>> No.39195078

>>39194973
Only when her womb is bloated enough to look pregnant.

>> No.39195096

>>39187939
>turns to mist
>all of her clothes get left behind
>she doesn't realize until she's back in the coffin

>> No.39195121

>>39195096
>GAAAH! How could I be so stupid!
>How could I get that flusterd and forget to turn my clo- regal garments to mist with me?
>Ugh, now i have to text Anon and....
>....
>DAMMIT! My phone is back there and the MonMon Mobile event starts tomorrow!

>> No.39195131

>>39194714
It's not my favourite accent (tied between the south Dublin accent and a soft Arab one) but I definitely think it's the contender for sexiest.

>> No.39195142

>>39195121
>asks her zombie maid to bring her clothes to her
>zombie forgets to bring her bra and panties
>now they're just lying on the floor

>> No.39195178

>>39195142
Now the real question.
Lewd and lacey or frilly and cute?

>> No.39195184

>>39195142
>Anon comes with her panties on his head and wearing her bra like a blindfold

>> No.39195205

>>39195178
I like to think this vampire is too edgy for cute but not confident enough for full lewd either so I would say a combination of the two

>> No.39195223

>>39195184
>hear no evil, see no evil, speak evil.

>> No.39195236

>>39195205
>Made of black lace but not revealing
>Panties have her personal crest embroidered on the backside.
>Red on black, of course.

>> No.39195252

>>39195142
>"Phooooone, cloooothes"
>'Excellent now I can-.....Where are my panties?"
>"Leeeeeft theeeem."
>'WHY?!"
>"Paaaaanties and braaaaa not cloooothes. Are underweeeaaar."

>> No.39195280

>>39195252
>Amelia Bedelia zombie maid
Smart yet very dumb. I like it

>> No.39195286

>>39195223
>knocks on her door
>are these yours? *takes a big whiff of the panties*

>> No.39195300

>>39195286
>the panties do belong to her
>but it's not the same pair she lost

>> No.39195351

The day of the Summer Solstice 2024, everyone here will wake up the morning after to find a mamono in their bed, resting next to you, waiting for you to wake up, so that you can start your new life together.

No, I'm sorry. You won't get to choose who. It won't be a girl you dislike though. On the other side, they have a general idea of preferences and will attempt to pair you up with a girl whose personality best fits yours. But what I can guarantee though, is that you'll live a long happy life together unless you're extremely unfortunate and you catch a case of the death unexpectedly early, in which case, I'm sorry for your unluckiness.

Only downside though, she most certainly won't speak a language you know since all the languages of their world do not resemble ours.
But hey, they can lead to some cute and fun moments, no?

Stay away from the selkies. Don't ask why, just head trust me on this. Sorry if you get paired with one.

>> No.39195403

>>39195300
I am no thief!

>> No.39195611

>>39195351
too long

>> No.39195662

>>39195611
Those are words you will never hear from a female.

>> No.39195680

>>39195351
>Only downside though, she most certainly won't speak a language you know since all the languages of their world do not resemble ours.
They probably have magic for that anyway, at least the magically skilled ones.

>> No.39195709

>>39195680
>Anon gets paired with a minotaur that only knows how to eat, sleep, swing axes, and fuck

>> No.39195724

>>39195709
not even speak? She better have a mob face then

>> No.39195738

>>39195709
Eh, she can get by with gestures alone.

>> No.39195753

>>39195724
I didn't mean that literally, anon.

>>39195738
She's very good at lewd gestures.

>> No.39195820

>>39195753
>points at you
>points at herself
>does the ok sign and moves her index finger on her other hand back and forth through the hole
What did she mean by this?

>> No.39195836

>>39195351
So you're saying they can't get me if I don't sleep the night before?

>> No.39195852

>>39195836
Correct, don't sleep the night before and become an alp.

>> No.39195864

>>39195709
the best kind of mino
doesn't say anything, it's just a loud grunt and you're trapped in her arms for the next few hours
won't ask for dinner, just carries you to the kitchen and waits
doesn't need to tell you she loves you, the way she looks into your eyes is more than enough

>> No.39195897

>>39195820
She'll show you. And then you'll be called stupid by a minotaur that can't even count to 5. But you won't know she's calling you stupid. It'll be nicely though as she rides you.
>Mmmm, you's my stupid boy
>Don't worry, I'll protect my dumb dumb boy
>I'll give you lots of babies, okay dummy?
>Ohh, dummy doesn't know what I'm saying!
>But dummy's wee-wee feels good in mine <3

>> No.39195912

>>39195852
Now that's just silly Alping isn't caused by insomnia

>> No.39195924

>Did you really type out that cringe scenario
Yes. Yes, I did. And I don't regret it one bit.

>> No.39195945

>>39195924
we are all cring at some point or another, anon

>> No.39195954

>>39195945
except Cheshire
she is cring all the time

>> No.39196011

>>39195924
I prefer a hundred times that stuff than /tg/ crap

>> No.39196019

>>39195954
dont be mean, all of wonderland already calls her cring
>>39196011
yup

>> No.39196119

>>39195897
>dumb mino calling me dumb
Wow, wait get me to treat her like the most precious and adorable princess that she is!

>> No.39196140

>>39196119
just proved her point with that atrocious sentence

>> No.39196230

>>39196140
Yeah, just reread that, holy shit. Is it possible to develop dyslexia?

>> No.39196257

>>39196230
nope, but have you hear of reading somtheing aloud in your head? or rereading?

>> No.39196303

>>39196257
>have you hear
>somtheing

You're gonna give poor haku a stroke.

>> No.39196338

>>39196257
I did read it aloud in my head. Thought I reread. Oh well. Will try better in the future.

>> No.39196353

>>39196303
i'd rathre piss hre jsut eonugh to gte hre ot rpe em

>> No.39196394

You guys are gonna kill Haku-sensei at this rate

>> No.39196422

>>39196394
i just want to get spanked by her for purposely acting dumb and acting like a fool

>> No.39196506

>>39196394
benis in vagoo

>> No.39196548

Y'all talking mad shit until lerncow materializes out of the woodworks like a fucking spectre and powderizes your pelvis and makes octuplets

>> No.39196562

>>39196548
uhh, she aint dead to do that tho?

>> No.39196590

>>39196562
Its a figure of speech anon.

>> No.39196662

>>39196590
not in mge, spectres exist and they will suck your dick

>> No.39196758

>>39189691
Ive always thought Kutsuzure Sensen would translate well into mge-world
>slavic witches
>nazi elf witch
>golem, dragons, undead hordes, water-nymphs, forest spirits
>even a hag kiki from pre-revolution days
>and the 'spectre of communism'

>> No.39196807

>>39196548
At least a Haku could help me through school. Personalized tutor and wife, probably a cake too.
See that's how you can graduate, just keep making dumb mistakes until a Haku has had enough!

>> No.39196864

>>39194583
Czech Kiki
>makes Vepřo-knedlo-zelo
>and better machinery than the Grems
>smells like pine needles

>> No.39196905

>>39196864
>and proper Plzen-er beer

>> No.39197159

muerto

>> No.39197257

You'd be better off with Haku momster homeschooling you.

>> No.39197339

trust angles.

>> No.39197345

>>39197257
what i wouldnt give for that
>>39197339
angles, math? trust math? no way!

>> No.39197362

>>39197339
Acute angle

>> No.39197370

>royal invitation

>> No.39197378

>>39197339
obtuse angle
>>39197370
>to fuck my ass
>from royal anubis

>> No.39197425

>>39197378
Not what she meant when she specified "ring" anon...

>> No.39197437

>>39197425
imma still do it anyways

>> No.39197469

>>39197370
Must be a scam. Into recycle bin it goes.

>> No.39197526

The first chapter of the blood borne fic says the author understands the series has received many soft reboots and he started early when the setting was full of evil girls.

It's pretty good of him in my opinion

>> No.39197545

who gives a shit

>> No.39197571

>>39197526
The author doesn't understand shit
>has received many soft reboots
citation needed
>setting was full of evil girls
was never the case

>> No.39197586

>>39197571
responded to shit b8, m8

>> No.39197620

what kind of name is renrushka. What country should I rip off thematics from when I try to draw her.

>> No.39197671

>still not archived
we need to push to 1500, bros

>> No.39197674

>>39197620
Sounds vaguely Russian to me, but I'm not sure you need to focus on that when her gimmick will probably affect her aesthetics more.

>> No.39197763

>>39197620
>>39197674
actualy it sounds east Balkan, or even Bulgarian.

>> No.39197931

>>39194897
editing wikipedia is as easy as getting an account there. it's not a good achievment, all it does is make an Anubis mad you didn't cite your sources

>> No.39197946

>>39197931
i want to bang that chubby anubis right bow

>> No.39197988

>>39197931
so... should we put a few things into that wikipage, to make the cheshires happy?

>> No.39198025

>>39197946
I'd be willing to throw her a bone, but only if she begs.

>> No.39198033

>>39195351
now i have a goal to fix my life by 20.07.2024
i dont care if it's not real, with Tamamo escaping the rock prison everything and anything is real. especially if the date is followed by my birthday, so if i don't get raped on the solstice there's still the next important date

>> No.39198046

>>39198025
FUCK IT, IM BREAKING INTO THE PALACE AND STEALING HER, MY HORNIESS IS EATING AWAY AT MY MIND UNTIL I PUT SOME PUPS INTO HER

>> No.39198062

>>39197988
Someone at least replace that cursed as fuck 3DPD image.

>> No.39198065

Someone needs to beta for that Iron Beast.

>> No.39198118

>>39198033
I believe in you anon!

>> No.39198236

>>39198033
I am hoping that another anon was wrong and the portals open soltice 2022 not 2024. It could happen, we live in crazy times. I am not even fussy about what girl as long as she is loli.

>> No.39198256

>>39194880
>serve as a metaphor for the irrelevancy of exterior appearances and the importance of one's own personality to find love and empowerment.
You already got sjwed.

>> No.39198325

>>39198062
>>39198256

Let's just say that I know what will I do on April 1st.

>> No.39198351

>>39195351
Thank you prophet anon. I Believe

>> No.39198354

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97266758
moose attack

>> No.39198398

Zombie thread in honor of MGC mayor

>> No.39198460

barometz

>> No.39198461

>>39198398
You think she's gonna Wight before the next election?

>> No.39198485

>>39198461
If the bodyguard Anon keeps being professional? No chance.

>> No.39198497

>>39198461
she's got 4 years

>> No.39198504

>>39198485
Don't worry I've contacted the local Cupid Investigation Agency. They're on the case

>> No.39198519

>>39198461
>>39198485
zombies can wight from ambient mana right? right?

>> No.39198534

>>39198504
poor bodyguard anon, not only does he have to pry the mayor off of him constantly, now he's got cupids taking pot shots at him

>> No.39198545

>>39198519
where on earth are you gonna get a mana atmosphere dense enough to trigger wighting in a zombie?

>> No.39198563

>>39198545
the same one that can correct a sabbath

>> No.39198578

>>39198545
>>39198563
>representative of all Sabbaths in MGC demands an urgent meeting with the mayor
>little does she know both of them are in for a BIG change

>> No.39198588

>>39198534
I do it not because it's the right thing but because it will be funny to watch

>> No.39198609

>>39198519
>>39198545
I got this - diplomatic meeting with a Lilim president or mayor of another city, a handshake will do the trick.

>> No.39199072

girl monsters

>> No.39199082

! !

>> No.39199104

>>39199082
How do you summon autism dog?

>> No.39199105

>>39199082
Hate!

>> No.39199113

>>39199104
! ! !

>> No.39199138

>>39198578
>>39198609
what would be mayor be like if she wights

>> No.39199150

>>39199138
still slobbering over the bodyguard Anon I guess

>> No.39199168

>>39199150
It's fine as long as he can keep her motivated to do her job.

>> No.39199187

>>39199113
Answer me, exclamation point enigma

>> No.39199222

>>39199187
>he didn't get it
You don't have autism?

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