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I was trying to write something in Japanese for homework, can anyone tell me if I wrote it correctly?

こんにちは私の名前はMalakaisan、私持っている2人の兄弟、1兄弟によって示さ
れるNathansanおよび1姉妹によって示されるRosiesanをである。
私の親名前はLydiasanおよびStevesanである.
私はコンピュータで遊び、私のフリータイムを読取るのを好む。 私にまた2匹の犬および3匹の猫が家庭である。

Thanks for your time and help!

>> No.3918360

I suggest you stop learning Japanese, you're fucking terrible at it.

>> No.3918363

That's an eyesore to read. Also
>referring to yourself as -san
durrr

>> No.3918368

Steve-san!

>> No.3918365

>>3918353
Are you adding -san to your own name? And why in Roman characters? Also there are other errors as well.

>> No.3918367

Well tell me what I did wrong or write it for me? :D

>> No.3918373

Go back to Gaia you fucking retard.

>> No.3918375

Who the fuck names their kid Malakai.

>> No.3918376

>>3918367
>:D

I think you might be lost. This is not /gaia/.

>> No.3918377

So no srs answer then?
Anon has failed me?

>> No.3918380

>>3918367
No faggot you aren't going to learn that way.

>> No.3918381

>>3918377
Serious answer; kill yourself. You're fucking stupid.

>> No.3918382

Just write it for me! ;D

>> No.3918389

Would some Jap fag just write it already?

>> No.3918394

Chinks lawl

>> No.3918400

I guess Anon failed me then, well disapointing

>> No.3918396

私私私私私私ってうぜえ

>> No.3918395

If someone writes it for me, I will post pics of my cute japanese girlfriend. ^_^

>> No.3918409

>>3918400
1人の兄弟によって示さこんにちは私の名前はMalakaisanは、私は2人の兄弟が
Nathansanとは、1 Rosiesan妹で示されます。
Lydiasan Stevesanと私の名前は、親です。
私は、コンピュータ上で、私の自由な時間を読むのが好きなゲーム。私も3
匹の犬と2匹の猫家ですね。

>> No.3918411

どうも、こんにちは私の名前は Malakai です

>> No.3918415

>>3918409
Is that correct? :D
If so I love you! <3

>> No.3918429

This is painful to read. Really, really painful. That you have a decent vocabulary of kanji makes it all too obvious that you've spent a fair bit of time studying, too. My suggestion would be to read some REAL Japanese and learn how they actually write. You're practically doing a find and replace with Japanese words.

>> No.3918433

>>3918400
アンタの失敗だっつーの

>> No.3918435

私の中に射精下さい。

>> No.3918455

>>3918415
It's not

>> No.3918460

>>3918429
I've tried but I haven't been able to go to class in like 6 weeks or so, and it is only a beginning class also, so it makes this all the harder. >.<;;
I just want to pass this class this semester and then learn the language when I have more time like I thought I would this semester

>> No.3918471

>>3918455
How would you write it then if it is wrong then?

>> No.3918479

I think it's a general trend that when people ask for help with Japanese they always use emoticons.

>> No.3918484

I'm so fucking disappointed with you, /jp/.

>> No.3918490

>>3918484
I was expecting more help, not slander. :(

>> No.3918491

>>3918429
He's probably just relying on Window's automatic conversion of hiragana to kanji.

>> No.3918502

>>3918460
>>.<;;
Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.3918508

>>3918502
I will right after I get this done. :D

>> No.3918518

こんにちは私の名前はMalakaisan私のちんちんは小さいですよ私持っている2人
の兄弟、1兄弟によって示さ
れるNathansanおよび1姉妹によって示されるRosiesanをである。私の親名前はLydi
asanおよびStevesanである.
私はコンピュータで遊び、私のフリータイムを読取るのを好む。 私にまた2匹の犬および3匹の猫が家庭である。

here

>> No.3918525

>>3918518
Anyone confirm? :D

>> No.3918532

>>3918525
It's a insult.

>> No.3918539

>>3918525

>Hello my name is Malakaisan my dick is small

>> No.3918544

MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN! MALAKAI SAN!

>> No.3918546

>こんにちは私の名前はMalakaisan私のちんちんは小さいですよ
I giggled.

>> No.3918579

Malakaiで～す
小学５年生だけど子供ジャネーＹＯ！
今朝、Nathanお兄様のＴＮＴＮを舐めちゃった・・・スッゴク美味しかった！
！

>> No.3918619

Ｍａｌａｋａｉｓａｎで～す！
私は、1人の兄弟Ｎａｔｈａｎｓａｎと妹Ｒｏｓｉｅｓａｎと呼ばれる2人の
兄弟があります。
ＬｙｄｉａｓａｎとＳｔｅｖｅｓａｎ私の恋人の名前です。
私は、コンピュータ上で、私の自由時間に自慰行為を再生します。私も自宅
で3ディックスと2つの膣にしている。

>> No.3918628

Hello Malakaisan-san

has anybody done this joke yet

>> No.3918635
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3918635

>>3918628
Hello Houraisan-san.

I'm sure of it.

>> No.3918636

Shit knowledge about kanji here.
Are you supposed to write "San" in Roman letters?

>> No.3918639

>>3918579
>>3918518
I love you guys sometimes.

>>3918471
Start by using more periods, not using a particle immediately before a copula, and not using -san after EVERY name. Also, use the kanji for 1-10, rather than writing things like 2人.

>> No.3918640

>Implying anyone on /jp/ actually speaks jap

>> No.3918641

>>3918353
Study more grammar and less vocab. This reads like you directly translated it via machine or straight-up EN→JP without any understanding of flow/grammar.

If you did do machine translation and are asking for our help in cleaning it up? Take a hike.

If you translated it yourself and asking for help cleaning it up? Nice effort, but keep studying.

>> No.3918645

>>3918640
i'm not one of them but i'm pretty sure there are!! hell,we even have nissei

>> No.3918649

>>3918645
nisei

>> No.3918659

http://www.guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar

>> No.3918670

Does anybody really say watashi that much
I mean even girls

>> No.3918684

>>3918670
No. Only someone who has no experience with the actual language uses personal pronouns in every sentence.

>> No.3918705

>>3918684
Seconded. This is a huge tell to a persons jap linguistic capabilities.
watasiwatasiwatasiwatasi

>> No.3918721

Help me with my Japanese /jp/ ^___________^
名無しです。 I run out of Japanes.

>> No.3918747

Need a foreign moe character in something that constantly adds unnecessary subjects.

>> No.3918749

Too many mistake to point out.. but I'll do some of it anyway

こんにちは私の名前はMalakaisan
>> don't add -san in your name unless it is actually your full name

>> 私持っている2人の兄弟
wrong order, no grammar

>> および
use と

>> No.3918771

Don't add -san to your sibling and parents name too.
Only use it for stranger or someone you aren't familiar with to be polite.

>> No.3918782

This thread is bad, and OP should feel bad.

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