/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39171857
Repent sinners.

>>39171857
Chuuni.
Commence bully.

so what does it say?

>>39171818
It says 220kg, and that's all the information I need.

>When your succubus stalker starts sending you pics

>>39171883
i miss that style

>>39171866
I will only repent in the presence of huge breasts

>>39171879
Nice beauty marks

>>39171879
send her a dress cause the poor thing cant afford clothes

I thought monster warriors were supposed to be honorable and respect the outcome of duels. I beat this Amazon then her friends burst out of hiding spots while I was exhausted and catching my breath. It was completely unfair.

>>39171872
She's asking if she can copy your homework. I'm not confident in my ability to read Russian to tell what the notebook says.

>>39171872
i meant for
>>39171801

>>39171857
Cheer up emo horse.

>>39171866
Dont worry this gentle nun offered to give me private faith lessons.

>>39171923
Anon, you could never understand!

>>39171866
Guys, I think something is wrong with my nun.

>>39171923
You know she likes you when she invites you to a concert and takes you there on her back.

>>39171923
>hang out with emo horse at her house
>sneak a peek at her diary while she is getting snacks
>expect some dark depressing stuff befitting an emo
>turns out to be really girly and constantly talks about you with heart marks everywhere
>hear the door slam and turn to see emo horse with a big frown and blush
>get raped while she recites her cringy poems with some love poems mixed in

>>39171936
Womb tattoos are actually just cheating.
How is this even remotely fair?

>>39171936
I see what's wrong, her crosses are upside down!
Silly nun, those don't go that way

There should be a Parasite Slime for every variety of slime.

>>39172005
It's St. Peter's cross, that nun knows what she's doing.
>>39172030
Even Humpty?

>>39171879
ha, I needed some milk
only think is I wanted holy milk

Listen I'm JUST saying that you could theoretically escape Lescatie if you dropkicked every monster you encounter. They're not gonna expect that and "worst" case scenario you get a nice monster wife so really what's the harm?

>>39172030
How would that even work? Parasite slimes seem defined as just regular slimes that can't take human form and need the help of a host to do regular monster girl things.

I mean if you made a blue slime version than the original parasite slime would be left with nothing unique about it aside from color.

>>39172064
>if you dropkicked every monster you encounter.

Good luck with that anon, some monsters are only corporeal when they choose to be.

>>39172064
Please kick a slime anon and see what happens

>>39172082
Ghosts would be too busy seeing their lovers or family, I'd be perfectly safe rushing through the graveyard!

>>39172096
Slimes are great! They'd be like a little jump pad to kick a flying monster!

>>39172064
bruh, someone dropped out of monsteroglogy 101

Scenario:
>your wife tries to be romantic while you are out of the house by scattering rose petals on the bed, lighting candles and falling asleep to get a "sleeping beauty" roleplay going.
Reality:
>You find her on the bed splayed out and snoring like a drunkard.

>>39172064
>try to drop kick a knight
>bang your foot on her armor and bruise it
>try not to cry
>cry alot
good job anon, now you get to be nurse back to health by her before she rapes you through the floor

>>39172116
Monster what?

>>39172126
Imma pop on the gp5, have my face right on hers, then wake her up
>>39172136
monsterology 101, the study of monsters. One of the first things they teach is that its better to run from monsters then try to fight them

>>39172133
>kicking the armor
>when she has a perfectly good weakpoint right there
Anon I'm not that dumb. Now bouncing off a Dark Warrior and tearing the tendons in my ankle due to a bad fall which leads into getting nursed back to health and raped into the floor would be far more likely.

>>39172156
>One of the first things they teach is that its better to run from monsters then try to fight them
Nah that's a load of junk probably written by some monster, they love a chase. See they're not gonna expect some guy to kick em in the chest with both feet and it's not like they'll get any significant damage from it so it's your best bet!

>>39172187
>Feet first
you are going to make the snakes horny

>>39172126
I'd go to sleep hugging her, it would be a nice thing for her if she wakes up first.

>>39172169
>good weakpoint
so what you're saying is I should nibble her ears to escape?

>>39172202
>being harassed by snakes
Just slap em, dummy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-znKiVwyk

>>39172224
>Escape
Well if by "escape" you mean "go back to your place and enjoy your life with your new wife" then sure, anon!

>>39172232
what if they say, "harder, daddy"

>>39172169
What "weakpoint"? The skin that looks exposed on a dark knight is actually covered by a protective film of energy produced by the armor. In other words she's actually totally armored.

>>39172232
>being the janitor for the snek pit
It's a livin...

>>39171857

>>39172285
Look, a cow!

>>39172264
Hit her with the spray bottle

>>39172282
Well then fuck it just risk the broken ankle and kick harder, what could go wrong?

>>39171879
Text her "too big"
and everytime she changes to match your taste change your mind again

>>39172282
I don't care if there is a magic film those lips of hers are open to attack

>>39172321
>damaging yourself near a monster
>damaging yourself near an EXTREMIST monster
Anon you're never going to leave the house again!

>>39172312
UUHHHH.... ho do you get out of snek coils?

>>39171879
Text her "too young", she'll fuck off after that

what kind of kiki's dont you like?

>>39172358
double spray bottle

>>39172030
Agreed. I been thinking on how to do that. Make some non waifu OCs with different slime type pslimes.

>>39172065
Well you just gotta use the unique aspects of the slime.

>>39172349
It'd just be a twisted ankle at best! I'd still be able to jog on it, no way she'd freak out over that!

How do leg guys feel about getting capture by lamias?

>>39172369
The innocent ones.

>>39172437
why?

>>39172369
kirkland brand kikis

>>39172449
what? I heard they were pretty good

I don't think she's noticed me. Should I steal her clothes and money?

>"Where is the little human white boy? I have come for him, demand his hand in marriage and impregnate me."

Hey, another quick update on Jabberwock's Globe-trotting Gourmet Journey! The next update is going to be very big, encompassing a new land, 4 extra pages that will be fun (this picture is from them!), and the previous two lands being rehauled for, hopefully, the final time! They're going from 3 pages to 5 to allow for the artwork to be even larger, and some more lore! I've already uploaded the Zipangu ones in the album where you can find the rest of the book, Perlas will get its update very soon, certainly alongside the other new pages!

https://catbox ( . ) moe/c/2t19jp

Once this releases the book will be 31 pages long, I hope you look forward to it! It should be very soon!

>>39172476
>clearly looking at you
y u so dum?

>>39172440
A kiki should always have plans to make her master a better man. It can be tempting him and increasing his lust to make him more assertive and take her, or it can even be an extremist kiki helping her master in his dreams of conquest for Lilith.

>>39172476
go up and start washing her back

>>39172476
Anon if we were in a party and you said that when I can see her looking right at you I'd throw your ass to the wolves. I refuse to go to the Amazon village.

Anons, be careful not to trigger a Jinko's dormant instinct where she just cuddles and rubs herself all over you like a overgrown housecat.
You WILL end up underneath her and you WILL NOT be able to escape.

I'm going to sell my soul to Druella for a proof of the Reimann hypothesis.

>>39172369
butler kikis

>>39172523
How do you avoid the trigger though? Be ugly and unappealing?

>>39172547
Druella will still be unmarried in spite of this

>>39172555
there is such a thing as ugly cute

>>39172564
I shall make sure that is not I

>>39172523
thats when you go for the tummy rub

>>39172569
how without mutilating yourself

>>39172523
so you'll be able to make her chonk like one?

>>39172492
>>39172512
She probably has soap in her eyes but fine it's more easy loot for me
>>39172507
I'm not looking to help her bathe I want loot

>>39172580
Well shit you got me there

>>39172345
>Kiss her.
>She sucks up your essence as she deepens the kiss, moaning in contentment as she feeds.
>You're soon too weak to stand on your own as she continues to suck on you.

>>39172396
>Well you just gotta use the unique aspects of the slime.

What aspects does the original parasite slime have that could make it at all different from the other proposed types?

>>39172608
bro, how you even come this far?
>>39172610
and even if you went through with it, it would make you even more appealing since you cant protect yourself

>>39172608
>I'm not looking to help her bathe I want loot
but the loot is the satisfaction of a well done job anon
isn't that more important than some silly coin?

the wight doujin is nearly done, and to commemorate that, I've put together an album of all of the pages before they got changed to better fit it. Hype!
https://imgur.com/a/ikbnJLt

>>39172633
Are the pictures out of order? I find it hard to tell just what is going on.

>>39172655
oh they are VERY out of order. Just enjoy each page as it is!

>>39172625
>Try to harm yourself after being taken prisoner by monsters to be less appealing
>Any trace of your efforts are now gone and you're now constantly under watch by the scariest looking monster you've ever seen holding you to her chest and rubbing your head

>>39172368
>Text her "too young"
More like "too old". If a monster is going to start sending me lewd pics, I expect a loli Demon's round blue ass in a thong.

>>39172523
Okay, tell me exactly how to trigger that instinct.

>>39172680
ogey

>>39172625
>bro, how you even come this far?
I was described as a something savant by my teachers. Clearly, I was born to be a great thief.
>>39172626
Money feeds you satisfaction from washing some random monster's back doesn't

>>39172685
>satisfaction from washing some random monster's back doesn't
even when she says "thanks boy" and pats you on the head? even when she returns the favor?

>>39172685
an Idiot savant, well shit. i got to go to the store, Stay with nice ms fox nun. I need to get some cigs.

>>39172705
Sorry, I don't go to Mofu church, I go to the Monke Temple

>>39171879
The clear route is start sending her back pictures where you pose exactly as she did in every last picture she sent you, and with the same amount of clothes. Nothing could go wrong.

>>39172673
>She has the sterniest face you've seen
>And as angry as can be
>You even see her crying....??
>>in her ming
>OH SHIT OH SHITOH SHITOH SHITOH SHITOH SHITOH SHITOH SHIT
>WHY DID HE DO IT, I AM NOT GOING TO HURT HIM
>WHYWOULDTHISPOORBOYDOSUCHATHING
>HENEEDSAGUIDINGHAND,MYHAND
>ANDASLO HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO NUTURE HIM
>Me.......
And thats how you got a scary yandere momster

>>39171857

>>39172633
>>39172662
Well it is well-drawn, if confusing. Feel rather bad for how scared that nun girl looks in pretty much every frame.

>>39172557
nah, I'll help her get married. I'll even marry her myself if I have to.

Demons are cute

>>39172705
Voluminous mofu and bosoms, great combination.

>>39172698
Anon that still doesn't feed me or fund an adventure's lifestyle

>>39172776
I know, fox and go togethng white on rice

>>39172748
Over protective monsters are strong, how could anyone defy them?

If monsters invaded my town I'm putting a "no religious solicitation" sign out front.

>>39172748
Idiots who do stupid things get stupid outcomes. Low self esteem? Hurting yourself? I mean who would do or think such a thing? You're gonna make the monsters cry!
>>39172845
Easily, do it again.

>>39172604
Like a Jinko chonk chart?
>>39172683
Rub your cheek against hers for an extended period of time.

>>39172750
Cute vampire.

>>39172877
yes

>>39172633
Can't even go out shopping without the wife monsterizing the townsfolk, baka.

>>39172869
>Easily, do it again.
Anon they're already scary as it is why would I want to make them scarier?

>>39172869
this>>39172910 and I dont think she'll let you near sharp objects at all

>>39172773
Especially small Demons.

>>39172910
>At some point she will just refuse to let go altogether
>your diet now cinsist of mostly milk

Bad end? Good end?

>>39172877
i want a jinko chonk chart!

>>39172950
Bad end!

>>39172910
It's better? You're not thinking correctly? There
are many reasons and none of them are good.

>>39173000
Anon what the fuck are you trying to say

What kind of orc do you like better?

>>39173188
p'orc cause she pudgy

What or how much Hentai logic and metaphysics apply and be present in MGE? Especially with the humans of MGE being Hentai-login humans.

>>39173199
i wonder, does the hentai logic also apply to people from our world if they cross the portal into there?

Consider a Zombie GF

>>39173321
of course

>>39173321
She looks scary..

Doromes

>>39173237
KC has I think mentioned that if beings from another world came to the MGE world they would follow the rules of the MGE reality.

>>39173199
Give a list of hentai logic and metaphysics and we can answer. But I would say in general a lot applies, provided it is not NTR related.

>>39173321
>That ain't free!
then why did it fly into my face? checkmate dum dum

>>39173321
Wights are just really fancy zombies, right? (Don't say that to a Wight though)

>>39173542
>Don't say that to a Wight though
Wights would proudly look back on their history. It'd be a wonderful tale to tell any monster with low self-esteem!

>>39173542
wights are zero to hero stories, nothing to be ashamed about

>>39173542
Smarter, stronger, more beautiful zombies with spectral claws. They're basically the evolution of the base zombie, restored to the point that they are even better than they were in life (though people who were especially powerful in life may go straight to being wights if revived).

>>39173199
You will cum buckets and have no refractory period.

>>39173600
>Lich watches her friend go from Zombie to Wight after their town was invaded by the Undead
>Wight and her husband decide to help Lich find a nice hubby of her own

>>39173573
>>39173600
The ones that were raised from the dead or born straight as wights might be haughtier.

>>39171857

>holstaur momsters

>>39173692
>haughtier
>implying they wouldn't be humbled with how an experienced Wight knows her husband like the back of her hand

>>39173723
Man i love the implications of this image.

>>39173731
wait, who are you?

Childhood friend Dhampirs are strong!

>>39173749
imagine a story where the protag ran away from his home so he can see the world all the while his hoslt momsters is running like a bat outta of hell after him

>>39173804
>Join Dhampir for adventure
>get to bully her younger sister
Get to marry them both too probably.
>>39173825
Dhampirs are the best!

>>39173834
>Human boy gets adopted by [insert monster species here] and as he gets older he begins to feel more disconnected with his adopted family
>Decides to run away one day to find his "real" family and find out what happened
Sounds like a cute idea

Corrective Sodomy With Cheshire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanOTzJDpUE

>>39173909
What kind of thing would cheshire post on 4mon to get plenty of (you)s?

>>39173936
She would never pretend to be a thirsty anon for (you)s nor would she have her husband put a sharpie in her pooper.

Rata and Oni got the goods!

>>39173950
>anon and cheshire go to the hospital
>the receptionist sees them and instantly goes deadpan
>"...Sharpie?"
>anon looks down mumbles a yea
>receptionist sighs and points them to the normal room
>anon nods his head in thanks while chesire tries to laugh but but feels that feeling in her butt

>>39173669
They don't need help

>>39174006
Uh huh, sure anon. I'm sure they'll get their husband any day now.

Any day now....

>>39173996
>Receptionist, thats a relief I was afraid it would be your keys or several pool balls

>>39174038
>"Nyahaha...what a...funny idea!"
oh no

Taimanin Kunoichi

Powerful stuff.

>>39174026
Sure she will

She has phenomenal cosmic powers

>>39174095
Liches are so nice

>>39174095
Lich-san is so cool!

>>39173446
>Give a list of hentai logic and metaphysics and we can answer. But I would say in general a lot applies, provided it is not NTR related.

I guess the following Hentai Logic and Metaphysics will apply in MGE or when MGE's Demon Energy rules and meta will corrupt and apply to a different world:

>Everyone becomes alot more attractive, beautiful and sexy
>Men have girthy, larger or longer penises
>Women won't experience pain or aches in their vajay-jays even with hardcore fucking
>borderline unlimited stamina when sex and not easily getting tired when sex
>no gag reflex when blowjobs
>and creampies and raw bareback sex everywhere, practically everyone will fuck raw and will creampie/impregnate, vaginas be flowing or dripping and oozing cum

Anything else I'm probably missing?

This is what happens when you install and run Crysis with the RTX on and settings set absurdly high.

>>39174133
>Men have girthy, larger or longer penises

Small caveat that this only usually happens, suggesting some monsters may have their men get smaller ones because they consider it "cute."

>>39173413
Doromes give the best hugs.

>>39174129
The coolest

>>39171857

>>39174248
I need a trio of very busty, high class ladies to invite me for 'private dining'...which is just a normal meal with them until dessert where they jump me.

>>39174253
the very idea makes me uncomfortable

>>39174303
Someday she'll get a doujin, and it will be a really good one yes?

>>39174293
To be fair, I probably would such at conversation about nonnerd things.

Hey do you guys like my troll

>>39174353
Get the fuck out

>>39174369
huh?

>>39174353
I like them bigger

>>39174381
Get the fuck OUT homestucknigger

>>39174390
i dont even know what that is

>>39174452
I don't believe you

>>39174353
Cute, but not to my tastes.

>>39173996
>>39174038
>work as a receptionist at St. Unicorn’s Memorial Hospital
>they specialize in Centaur healthcare
>you can’t count how many times a girls come in with some foreign object up in her horse pussy
>just don’t use anything from the lost and found

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that specialized maid schools exist for chubby maids, muscled maids, ninja maids, and more.
They just require that you 'pay' more to get said maid.

Payment will be the number of pregnancies you give her.

>>39174533
Don't care if I have to pay more, I will just say yes and sign whatever they want for the maid

>>39174533
What are the going rates?

>>39174533
IM TAKING AN 8FT CHUBBING MAID AND I WILL PAY ANY PRICE

>>39174556
I mean, same.
I need my mega meaty maids to love and breed.

>>39174558
Four daughter minimum.

>>39174563
>Chubby
fuck, horny makes the brain fucky.
Hehe, fucky

>>39174575
>>39174563
Done, knock her up with five daughtters.

>>39174584
Just five? lol thats low

>>39174556
>>39174564
Will 12 suffice for this one?

>>39174584
gotta keep going, it's never enough even when she says "please stop"

>>39174584
>>39174592
I can do that in like couple of months or if I cheat..... all at once!

>>39174605
Massive doll milkers for fondling.

>>39174607
>Master, while I appreciate our brood of daughters, I haven't fit into my uniform for the past few years and they don't make them in my chest size...Do you think we should stop?

I don’t know if anyone else has read Highschool DxD before but in that series, Angels aren’t allowed to act lewd lest they turn into Fallen Angels. However, later on in the story they made a special pocket dimension where Angel rules don’t apply and they can have sex without worrying of falling. This gave me the idea of an Archangel who is all pent up with lust for a man she likes but she couldn’t act on it. I like the idea of a Archangel who presents herself with dignity and etiquette turning into a ravenous animal attacking her man the moment she step into the special dimension.

>>39174618
>kiki tries to show how ill fitting her maid uniform is
>master anon blacks out as he goes into a breeding frenzy
>wakes up to a well stuffed (triplets) kiki
>this is the fifth time she tired to slow him down
cant stop, wont stop

>>39174638
Your eldest daughters may need to perform maidwork for mom as 'training' while she moves more into a teaching role.

>>39174632
With some slight adjustments it'd be some god tier stuff. Imagine some ancient Dragon being bound to your soul and getting first dibs before anyone else in your harem.

>Turning a cheshire cat into a good, respectful, church-going lady

>>39174666
domesticated

boobers
that is all

>>39174674
and got that chonk of a housecat

>Playing with spider girl next door
>She bites me by accident
>Think I'll get cool powers like Spider-Man
>Spider girl is crying apologizing
>Instead of powers all I got is a boner

>>39174674
molest the chub

>>39174666
>turning a jabberwock into a prim proper lady of high status that is not lewd, whatso ever.
until the door closes

>>39174691
>Spider accidentally bites a man in a program made for men terrified of spiders to better adapt around spider women
>Sprints out before she can say anything and never comes back
Well at least there's always someone else.

>>39174674
>Domesticated Ability will replace Prankster Ability. Do you accept?
YES
>Mischievousness: -100
>Confidence: -15
>Kindness: +50
>Passion: +20
>Style: +20
>Breast size increased by 25%
>Impregnation chance increased by 20%
>Can now preform meido actions
>Cooking skills introduced

Imagine getting raped by the sleep paralysis demon. You’re fully aware of what’s doing on and there’s nothing you can do about it.

>>39174760
then she just a purple cat, I want her to keep her pranks
>>39174777
ill try and dream about it

I will willingly surrender myself to slugs.
They don't even need to try and chase or capture me in order to score a husband.

>>39174678
too much

>>39174784
that slug nun and squid nun doujin, gotcha good, didn't it?

>>39174785
More for me

>>39174678
imagine the sloshing sounds

>>39174785
>t. bapho

>>39174781
What's wrong with purple cat with a Bri'ish accent?
She'll still have her humor. She just won't of doing the pranks anymore.

Imagine a baphomet

>>39174809
is that a cat?

>>39174825
Okay, now what.

>>39174828
The detector never lies.

>>39174809
FAT CAT

>>39174825
I do everyday

>>39174845
gosh why is dr cutie goat so good?

How do I convince the pharaoh to take my apophis cousin as her court wizard?

>>39174881
Anon how close are you to that Apophis? You wouldn't be planning anything now would you? We all know the stereotypes of court wizards!

>>39173021
dumb succ should stop fucking horses

>>39174881
Just remind her that if the pharaoh has/gets a husband then all she needs to do is be amorous with him in front of the apophis and even if the apophis did plan to try to take over she would lose all interest at the sight confirming the pharaoh is already a lewd monster.

>>39174881
give her the ole puppy dog eyes

>>39174916
Alternatively, just dick the snake.

>>39174881
>>39174916
Alternatively, just wait until your cousin gets a husband. Married apophis lose all interest in attacking pharaohs.

>>39174899
Don't be fucking rude

>>39174785
Not enough

>>39174938
dumb succ should calm down and find a nice man to pleasure

>>39174945
Boobage beyond that is forbidden on the grounds of inducing mindbreak.
In short, you can't handle them.

>>39174968
Shut up nerd

>>39175042
dumb goat

>>39174938
Hah....
Shortie

turns out krakens auto-counter grapple attacks

>>39174810
that doesn't sound biologically possible

>>39175092
i dumb, but you already knew that.

>>39175096
>monsters
>ever concerned with being biologically realistic

>>39175041
Fucking watch me.

Imagine a sabbath kraken

>>39175107
>My fat tits would kill you traveler, you can't handle my huge breasts.
>You better go to a monster that has smaller breasts.

>>39172574
Or the secret move. Scritches behind the ear

>>39175096
Probably not, but I'm still going to imagine it

>>39175142
>my fat tits
>doesn't mention those fat mofu
fox are tricksters

>>39175169
It's a pincer attack!

>>39174248
Post the naked one, coward

>>39175142
good artist

>>39175142
Fox hag I'm telling you, I need your biggest milkers.

>>39175181
>that boob and leg
how do i get this fox?

>>39175142
Gonna turn the oldest, smuggest kitsune into a mere female fox.

>>39175189
And so another hopeless gaijin falls prey to Fat Kitsune Tats.

i love...
My jub jub wifey!

I want this but with a cheshire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpbwUC65Zyw

>>39175142
>>39175181
A little TOO big. I like my tits a little more modest.

>>39175142
"Ok"
>leaves

>Hellhounds are crin-

>>39175226
*teleports behind u*
CRINGE

>>39175226
God I wish that was me.

>>39175226
This reminds me Andre the Giant

>>39172869
>Flagellants hurting his self only to absolve over sins.
Monster girl or not, you aren't making me stop

>>39175234
Cheshire Cat is the Jinx of monster girls

>>39175226
I will kiss those paws, you can't stop me.

>>39175283
If by that you meant best girl then yes you're right

>>39174815
>blockbuster card
Ma'am, this is an Arby's.

>>39173321
Based.

>>39174186
Who would want that?

>>39175387
tfw no tomboy zombie gf

>>39175396
If doujins are anything to go by, the "mommy" sorts.

>>39174156
hey, isn't that the alice in wonderland font?

>>39175405
I see. On an unrelated note, I'm gonna cross mommygf off of my list. But now I have an open slot, that's bad juju. I'll pick...giant sloppy horse vagoo, I guess. Yay, how wonderful.

>>39174353
Giant handjobs with pale troll!

>>39175401
All she wants is love and braaaains but mostly love.

>>39175448
I bet she can detach her arm and throw it like a boomerang.

>>39173321
I don't like walking corpses.

Come back as a ghost and I'll be all over her. But zombies are one of the few monsters I'd actually fight tooth and nail to avoid being taken.

>>39175490
>has been waiting years for someone to ask "for a hand"

>>39175490
That's what the staples/stitches are for. They are quite...handy.
>>39175493
Pfft. Anon protests too much. If you really didn't want a zombie you would cease breathing and lower your body temperature to hide from her.

>>39175493
For some reason I though ghosts and zombies were a pair. Like a 2 for 1 deal.

Gonna fall asleep on a park bench in the middle of hagville.

>>39175582
>

>>39175546
Humans can't do that you stupid walking corpse.

>>39175563
Zombies are a body with no soul. Ghosts are a soul with no body.

If you have an undead that keeps their soul you get higher order undead like a litch.

>>39175632
While it is comfy, that is no hag.
Something is wrong.

>Seduced by a high-ranking Demon executive. She practically crawls over her own desk in anticipation while coaxing you to take pen in hard and write your life away to her.
>"Just sign right here and your troubles are over. You'll be miiiiine. Serve me, body and soul, and an eternity of debauchery awaits."
>You sign it and essentially become a househusband
>She works seven days a week, usually gone for twelve hours at a time, sometimes more when she has to stay over
>She's exhausted every time she comes off. Kicks her heels off at the door and stumbles into you with her arms outstretched before wrapping around you like a love-starved child and whining. "Honeeeeeeey! Work was sooo haaaaa~aaaard."
>The world of demonic business is apparently pretty vicious and demanding. On the worst days she comes home for lunch so you can stroke her hair and rock her in your lap while she stress-cries.
>She's never in her business clothes for more than a minute when off work. Her 'comfort clothes' are either a pair of silk pajamas two-sizes-too-big or a pair of black cotton panties and a shirt you've been wearing
>She gets upset if you have dinner ready before she gets home because she wants to 'cook with you'.
>'Cooking with you' means she hugs your waist, kisses your neck, and talks about her day while following you around the kitchen and watching you work
>One day as she's complaining about the constant plotting of her coworkers you jokingly offer to show up at her workplace with flowers or something to make them all jealous. Your wife goes pale (which looks odd considering she's blue) and rapidly shakes her head. "Honey, no no no, anything but that. If they find out I'm not single they'll eat me alive."

Spiders are cute

>>39175846
On the one hand, cute.
On the other hand it would pain me to no end seeing my wife that over worked and stressed.

>>39175846
basically >>39175961
I would dedicate my life to making what little time off she has absolute comfort and bliss, but god knows this will slowly just break her over time and I cant bear to watch that slowly unfold before my eyes.

I just wanted to post a fox real quick before bedtime

>>39176090
>Bedtime, 10:14 am.
You lazy NEET fox, some are working here

>>39175961
>>39176016
>I would dedicate my life to making what little time off she has absolute comfort and bliss
Fools! Fallen right into the snare of demonic pact! Just as planned.

>>39176112
That's just being a loving husband anon.
Especially so if your wife practically suffers every single day just to provide for you.
And how can one even start a family in those conditions?
It must be absolute torture.

Pay taxes

When Cheshire dismembered themselves, what the cut looks like ?
Fleshs, bones and blood, some kind of mana or light
Can I put my finger inside it ?

>>39176190
Ms. Lilim is gonna have to wring my taxes out of my hot, throbbing dick

>>39176130
>Demon wife forced by miss Unicorn to quit her job
>Demon wife moving with Anon to countryside
>Anon beginning to toil the fields and work the soil to make a new living
>Demon wife discovers a new side of her husband and new lust for his flesh, while seing his sweaty muscles at work
>Demon wife slowly learning how to cook, clean and be a good wife and mother
>Demon wife rewarding her husband for his hard work with rough sex
>Demon wife becoming a revered member of local community, by selling and striking deals on the gifts of earth her husband toiled for
>Demon wife finding out she's pregnant with twins
>Demon wife forever letting go of past stressful city life and returning to tradition
>Demon wife slowly rubbing her gravid belly with healthy children inside, while getting an eyeful of her working husband, she has newfound respect for

>>39171909
The textbook says "mamonology"
The red pen in notebook (which is used by teachers) says "see me after class!"
The other page is "classwork" and copy-paste of a mamono article from MGE

Do you think Ochimusha would look better with a naginata?

>>39176589
yes

More smol vamp

>>39176190
nah

>>39176988
Big edgy vampires

Currently thinking about yandere papillons

>>39177306
very wormy lookin

The kunoichi is gonna assassinate you.

>>39173321
Make it a dragon zombie and you've got yourself a deal.

>>39177351
By smothering me with her boobs?

>>39177351
Not if I propose to her first.

>>39177368
If that's what it takes, she's very committed to her job.

>>39177351
How can she sneak around with those huge things stuck to her chest

>>39177351
i can hear those things sloshing from a mile away

You want to pray with sister Escargo or Sister Calamari?

Imagine getting stolen away by a monster

>>39177443
Gee these girls are kinda thick
>>39177462
YOINK

To all my fellow fans of the undead, please enjoy this unholy ghost blowjob I commissioned.

https://files.catbox.moe/4iwixf.png

>>39174248
I’m not into wife sharing

>>39177489
That must feel pretty good

>>39175213
You're a pedophile.

>>39177480
They try their best, okay. Its okay if they might sneak in a extra cookie or two

>>39177543
They need to be exorcised.

uhh, why so many sandwimrs?

>>39177547
>>39177558
Summer has come, huh?

>>39177443
I don't like slugs so I'm going with the squid

>>39177559
lets see if you can
>>39177570
lets see if this changes your mind

>>39177525
I imagine any sort of tentacle or tentacle-esque genital assault would feel good. I wish we had a way to replicate this in real life but onahole technology isn't there yet

I want to marry and produce a lot of children with an Earthworm girl.

>>39177607
wear the suit

alright anon your gonna be spending the weekend with your Aunt Wonderworm, don't cause her any trouble now

>>39177585
Took me a bit to realize the slug had a boob and belly window and that it wasn't a giant cock

>>39177612
No! Anyone but funky aunty worm!

>>39177620
Uhhh....I think you're slow
>>39177612
Yeah, I get to listen to some funky tunes

Really why so many sandworms? WHats going on?

Sandworm season.

>>39177636
Dune won six Oscars, maybe that's why. The spam is annoying though.

>yandere sandworm
You cannot leave

>>39177680
and?

>>39177626
>>39177632
>funky auntser worm
>house reeks of what ever she's been smoking
>crystals
>dream catchers
>paints of wolfs howling at the moon
>old music that wasn't even popular in its day
>filters her water
>carpet everywhere
>reads horoscopes
>vegetarian

>>39177690
Well it's annoying, what do you expect me to do about it?

>>39177696
>>vegetarian
guess Im gonna learn to hunt cause I need MEAT
>>39177700
nothing, mate. Just seems like a stupid reason to spam without context

How long can you hold off a monster with cunnilingus and fingering before you can't stop her from going after your dick?

>>39177808
Once you stick a finger in the demonic energy will corrupt you into going all the way.

>>39177808
>cunnilingus
>cunny
huh i only just made the connection

>>39177850
My cute and funny friend who is looking increasingly attractive despite being a witch

imagine a sandworm version of this
https://www.deviantart.com/tapwing/art/Gargantuan-Leviathan-commission-738193734

>>39177882
>has an entire mansion and power grid inside

>>39177882
Subnautica is a fun game. Did you know all the organisms on that planet are female?

>>39177873
watch it anon you might summon the anti witch/mage autist.

>>39177903
oh no...

>>39177929
I didn't know the mage hag anon hated witches. Envies lost youth, does he?

>>39177903
>>39177941
>anon now has even more motivation to get off the planet before every life form in a 1000km radius realises he's there

tell me about the uwaaabomber anons

>legendary sandworm/lilim sandworm
>pocket dimension inside her body makes her bigger on the inside

>>39177845
I suppose 69 is a good end.
>>39177850
Not very cunning, are you?

>>39177971
She thinks the industrial revolution was a mistake

>>39177971
a brave soul on a crusade against the vile sabbath

>>39177971
the moment the mayor wights the police commissioner is gonna get fired

>>39177971
they are not just one person, its a group of people. Think about it, why when they think they found him, his MO changes completely in the necxt bombing

>>39177971
soon all of MGC and then the world will be cleansed of the Sabbath!

>>39175846
>>39175961
>>39176016

>Feel concerned about your demon wife being overworked. You bring this up in conversation.
>"Oh honey, it's not like I'm going to be doing this forever. If I stay on track then I'll be able to retire by the time I'm three-hu-"
>She stops herself
>There is a very, VERY long pause.
>"...in about eight years. I'll be able to retire in about eight years."

>Demon wife FINALLY gets a weekend off
>She's positively giddy
>"Ooh, I finally have time to play some games! Oh! Hon! Hon! There's this 'Souls' game you can help me to beat, I haven't been able to play in ages."
>The entire first day of her weekend is spent in bed
>The second day, however, she dusts off an old brick of a PS3 and boots up Demon's Souls
>You realize she's been pulling extra work for a while now

>>39175706
In the MGE they both have their original soul, and in certain circumstances you can even get a zombie and ghost who share the same soul.

>>39178082
>body is the honest one

>>39177971
sabbath inside job, to get more oniiichans to investigate and never come back

>>39177270
Too edgy!

>>39178082
ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE

>>39178131
then you know what must be done, you must dull that edge

how do I deal with flashers?

>>39178257
Pretend you're blind. Carry a cane and wear sunglasses.

>>39178284
i could do that y not wearing my glasses but then again i might touch the flashing hag or lolibaba