/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hope everyone has a good day regardless of whether portals open or not.

>>39152969
Mordred's outfit is just cheating

tfw when you have bratty monster sister that is also your dad's second wife and when you bicker she just retorts "I fucked your dad"

>>39153015
That's how you know it's time for you to move out.

I love my Jub Jub wifey!

>>39152715

>>39153076
her boobs are getting bigger

>>39153109
thats cause the new holst order!

Dragon girls cooking dragon grills.

I want to drink Alp milk

>>39153203
elalobrate, i need more "context"

>>39153109
all the love i'm giving her!!

>>39153221
Uhhhhh, bro... I mean, uhhh...

MOTHED.COM

>>39153280
i dont wanna be stupid

>>39153283
It's not a choice.

>>39152952
>I'm gonna wreck your dick with my tail after this!

>>39153321
I dont want to repeat Ms. Hakus c;ass again!

>>39153280
Lol apparently I accidentally discovered a chinese porn site.

>>39153335
cheeky brat thought he could beat the tailpussy.

>>39153221

>>39153356
>>39153280
holy shit. I did too

>>39153364
Gonna use my love of huge breasts to make her pop that top

>>39152481
>childhood best friend alps into cow
>besides the obvious gender change and more feminine face, her appearance isn't all that different at first
>every time you bully her she starts lactating
>this gets you aroused so you bully her more
>over time she fills out, tits growing huge, ass getting phat
>she complains of stiff shoulders
>"hey, anon... I'm feeling really backed up today... could you... you know... help me out?"
>she's pouting now like she doesn't want it, but she'll be moaning your ear off and grinding her butt into your crotch, begging to be bred later

>>39153335
>>39153362
Just never stop and she'll never be able to punish you for it

>Oomukades are weak to human saliva
>Kissing her or eating her out will mingle the saliva with her poison and make her a venom-drunk mess who orgasms at the slightest provocation
>Her entire upper body is covered in venom gland markings that are also weak to being licked

Her entire body is a red zone, a target. She's like a lollipop that squeals when you lick it. Number one girl for making you ahegao while she ahegaos. And she's CUTE!

>>39153447
I’m going to the local lich for a body mod so I can tease a oomukades by sticking out my long ass tongue at them

>less than millenials old think they are “adults”

>>39152952

>>39153565
Demeter, please.
I already had Kintoki run you over.

>>39153565
Yes, we don’t live that long, we are here for only of tenth of that, just a gentle breeze that comes as quickly as it goes

>get captured by some multi-century old monster
>end up tied up in her basement and then teased and edged
>"I won't let you come until you beg me to"
>Smugly retort that you know how monsters are and that she won't be able to resist fucking you for long
>"True, but we can be very patient. I've waited for you for centuries, I can wait a few more minutes... hours... or days"

How would a kiki or shog react to being fired?

>>39153643
Uhh, lady? I think your cutest thing of seen in all my life!!!!

>>39153643
>I've waited for you for centuries
But she didn't have a man right in front of her. Gonna be fun once she breaks down and starts begging for dick

>>39153565
Does in Rome as the romans mean nothing to them?

>>39153664
>Master, if you want me to be your housewife instead of housemaid, you can just say so! Not need for complicated "beating around bush", da?

>>39153643
Perv, I bet you watched me in the bath or something!

>>39153447
Just be careful anon, remember that the pleasure they get from having their venom glands licked is not as potent, so you may ended up coiled and sucked dry without warning if you "tease" her for too long.

It's interesting that the profile implies that, at least at first, they only initiate kisses when overwhelmed by feelings of love and desire for the taste of essence during actual intercourse. May make the first time she kisses you outside of sex quite special.

>>39153643
Call a bogey to save you

>>39153664
>>39153077

>>39153725
What if she is the bogey?

>>39153666
>"Ara, I think the poor dear has been rendered half incoherent by my beauty."

>>39153715
>da
Wait shes russian? oh god run

>>39153763
then she knows that hugs are a better way to a mans heart. make love, not teasing

>>39153763
Just say all this teasing makes you feel sad.

>>39153364
I think I'm done teaching magic to bratty nobles after seeing this alp

>>39153077
>>39153744
A kiki would never be that Violent! w-would they?

>>39153767
>if I start pretending that I am turning animalistic and mental unwell, d
She’ll let me go!

>ywn get hired to work at a wight's mansion
>ywn get regularly sexually bullied and "played" with by her daughter and unable to tell anybody

>>39153789
And she’s with her sister, miss bogie the clown

>>39153447
They also bully ryus, damn evil centipedes.

How offensive is it if a man raised in Amazon society tells a Kiki it's not normal she's doing a man's job?

>>39153794
If it was for your own good, certainly. Especially extremist kikis.

>>39153643
Imma call her dusty

>>39153858
Nothing to worry about when you're a good boy.

>>39153794
bet you slept through the night of the feathers didn't you anon

I didn't get an answer from last thread, could the alp fuckers please explain to me precisely what the difference between a succubus and an alp is? Why prefer an alp over a succubus?

>>39153937
I'm definetely not worried about someone who handles a feather duster for a living

>>39153937
anon learns better than to "joke" like that again but gains a newfound fear of his maid

>>39153867
We are told monsters tend to be quite accepting of how different various monsters are in terms of the way they get men (i.e. a conservatively dressed and demure one can be seen as just as "monstrous" as any more overtly sensual monster provided she is able to attract men that way), but points like yours do raise the question of how they handle it if the cultural behaviors of other monsters directly interfere with their own.

>>39153978
uhhh....i am screwed

>>39153981
night of the what?

>>39154016
kiki mobsters squaring of in MGC, The streets were never cleaner

>>39153991
Being a maid is every kiki's calling/lifestyle anon, but a fair few of them have careers as mercenaries.

>Among the Dark Warriors there are even very unusual races, such as the Kikimora.

>>39153937
The kind of kiki that breaks into your house, ties you up, cleans it, then rapes you.

>>39153990
Not an Alp fucker, so I can't explain the appeal, but in practice it's only the origin. Even daughter of an Alp is a normal Succubus and not an Alp.

>>39154016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU8fwcIrd8o
a dark night anon
the mayor was weak, the schisms within the maid academy could no longer be contained
both sides wanted the MGC maid monopoly
there where clashes in the street, soon heavy equipment was brought up
when all was said and done 5 districts lay in immaculately clean ruins

>>39154048
anon finds out the hardway of his kikis prior history

>>39154048
Oh no not the fearsome warrior kiki! Somebody stop her she's gonna bap me lightly with a broom! Are we sure she's not a distraction while the real fighters pull a sneak attack?

>>39152952

>>39154037
>>39154111
>do not weep for me mastah
>I have committed cleaning crimes in MGC

>>39154037

>From Kenkou's Twitter from 11/03/21

>I feel like I haven't said this before, but there are quite a few girls among the Kikimoras who belong to the radical faction because of their strong desire to serve the human.
>And even during the Fall of Lescatia, a few unexpectedly cool Kikimoras participated in the invasion.

>Slum dwellers (future husbands and future monster girls), we practically had to wipe this place out, but the disinfection is complete! (You won't have time to blink before we rebuild this place, including areas for store rental)

>Kikimora-san is equipped with a gas mask and a magic emitter ... !! After disinfection (which ends with the impregnation of demonic energy) preparation of the house and completely safe delivery of her husband to house, she finally removes the mask in front of him. And being a little out of her mind, she will say something like: "I do not want to breathe anything other than the air exhaled from my husband's mouth."

>Anonymous comment: It's cute when you think of Kikimora-san and her friends infiltrating Lescatia in maid outfits with brooms in their hands. [TL Note: Kiki-Ninja-Maids Go!]

>Kenkou: Kikimora is also equipped with a frying pan! But in any case, disguised as people, the Kikimors, together with the commanders of Lescatia, helped organize the evacuation of the population in order to prevent civilians from participating in the clashes.

It's funny to imagine a battalion of kikimoras descending upon filthy slums and outright demolishing much of them in order to clean them, while assuring everyone they will be rebuilt quickly.

>>39154111
and I had three new filters for my gp-5, a pmk 3 with proper fit, and even a gas masking wearing Kiki when I awoke the next morning

>>39154155
Damn, forgot the picture.

I don't care that you love your wife

>>39152952
Update when?

>>39153990
I can only speak for myself but gender bender is just hot. I think it's another level of corruption. Turning a dude into a chick and watching her slowly succumb to enjoying being fucked in her new pussy is a real turn on. Twice as good when she gets pregnant and either can't turn back, or doesn't want to at this point. There's also the added bonus of having a "bro you can fuck" similar to a tomboy. Does that mean I'm not entirely straight? Probably. Do I care anymore? Nope. Will I get someone calling me a fag and telling me to leave? Definitely. If it's any consolation, I'm not the guy always bringing up alps, and I don't comment about them unless there's already a discussion going on.

>Vampire orders an Anon to do the “servant to husband” trick that has worked for all her family
>On Anon’s first day of work she finds him getting a blowjob from her head of security in a closet

>>39153664
>Shog points out she already assimilated all your belongings
>Then traps you inside her body so she can freely drain you as punishment

>>39154280
>shog nbc suit
>shog gas mask and filter
>shog tablet
>shog sleeping bag
fuck

>>39152952

>>39154280
This sounds so nice...

Monsters stalk the men they fancy, it's well known. But what happens when it's the other way around? A man following his holstaur neighbour around and keeping a shrine to her in his closet for example

>>39154334
>tfw they are both yandere for each other but are too shy to pop the question

>>39154334
She'll probably start to notice, and try to get closer to him. Invite him over some time, "accidentally" spill her milk on his pants, and insist he take them off so she can wash them, you get the idea.

>>39154247
Gender bender shit is for faggots in denial.

Let's train that dick of yours.

I've stolen the Kunoichi's legendary scroll full of all their forbidden battle arts. What should I post first?

>>39153447
That's nice anon, but I'd literally rather die than get intimate with a giant centipede girl.

>>39153077
>Kiki finishing move
She brings Mashtah a sammich
Starts wiping up any errant drips of splooge from the furniture.

>>39154467
>how the sabbath diplomats are treated in the cow kingdom

>>39153565
>tfw Anon tells he's waifu he's a millenial
>tfw she shows you her birth certificate parchment to prove she's a Millenial too...

>>39154486
>he fell for the forbidden scroll trick
Anon, that’s no scroll, it’s a tracking device! You’ve doomed us all!

>>39153794
>violent Kiki
You're not a gypsy, are you?
Then, what's the problem?

>>39154460
Ms. Valk, how is this supposed to help me defeat that evil lilim and why are your feathers turning black?

>>39154566
how it felt to lost to a bunch of emu harpies?

>>39154410
>in denial
Please reread my post. My desire to be a father is far greater than my desire for simple sex, so even if I was into dudes I still wouldn't engage. Plus anal is gross.

>>39154539
Our weapons of chest destruction are almost ready. We will have the last laugh.

>>39154048
Babushka Kiki is old enough to be pre-DL Kiki, and while of course she has changed like all mamonos, for the generations of younger, modern Kikis who only know of politely serving their Anons, the stories of the DarkTimes and the BabaYaga Kiki are the cause of the nightmares they have if something is not perfectly clean.
>Anon Mashtah tries to upset his Kiki by saying her cleaning isnt good enough
>Anon Mashtah tells his Kiki he has called her Babushka Kiki to make a complaint
>Anon Mashtah tells Kiki she had better clean the house spotless because Babushka is coming to check...
>Anon's normally cool and reserved Kiki goes pale and starts stammering
>"Nyet, nyet... Mashtah you do not call the Babushka Kiki... she is the BabaYaga Kiki... I vill clean, I vill wash, I vill scrub, I vill do the sexxy things, vhatever Mashtah vants, but please..."
>Anon realised his teasing has gone too far.
>"Sorry, it was just a joke, and anyway how bad could she have been, I mean she's justvanother cute little Kiki, right..?"
>"Nyet, Mashtah, she is... So, they say, back in the old times, the BabaYaga Kiki goes into a house and she cleans it up... and three Anons come in the house, bad mens, Order mens... and they tell the BabaYaga Kiki 'nyet, the house it is not clean, is shit'... so the BabaYaga, she cleans the three Badmens... vith a pencil..."
>Anon stops and spends the next two hours reassuring his Kiki that the BabaYaga Kiki is not coming
>Next morning, Anon wakes up and overnight everything in the house has still been polished so clean its like looking at a laser-show with mirrorballs.
>Anon wants to ask more about this BabaYaga Kiki, but every time he starts his Kiki just goes pale and he has to stop

About a week later
>Anon comes home from work and his Kiki isn't at the door to greet him - odd.
>Anon takes off his muddy shoes and puts them carefully on the doorstep and enters
>Anon's Kiki is in the main room
>There is a larger older Kiki sitting in Anon's best armchair, Anon's Kiki is kneeling in front of Anon's coffee-table serving tea in Anon's finest china cups from Anon's most polished silver tray
>Anon's Kiki's hands are shaking as she pours the tea with intense concentration
>Behind Anon's Kiki all the other village Kikis are also kneeling
>Some are visibly perspiring, trembling but trying not to move, others are making little Kiki prayers under their breath
>The Senior Kiki bangs her walking cane on the floor.
>Anon jumps, as do most of the Kikis
>Anon can't be sure, but it looks like the handle of her thin wooden cane is a short demon-silver pencil
>"You. Is you this Kiki's Anon? Is this Kiki's cleaning not good..?"
>Anon struggles to reply, "Uh, no, her, her cleaning is great... it was just this one time, I was just joking, teasing her, y'know..."
>The cane banged again
>"So, this teasing... it was because the sexx? You vant to sexx this Kiki, but you is not a man-Anon, and you do not take roughly the Kiki and make vith her the hard sexx..?"
>"Uh, well, I thought eventually we might, but, uh..."
>The cane banged again and one of the Kikis kneeling in the corner fainted
>"Enough. You, Anon, you vill marry this Kiki, no vaiting, Saturday. And you, the Kiki, you vill give him all the sexx, and make for him the five daughters."
>Anon started to stammer, but the cane banged again
>"No, at least seven. I vill go now. And the rest of you, tonight you vill all give your Anons the much sexx, and maybe you also get married, yes..?"
>There was a sudden and fearful Kiki chorus, "Da, BabaYaga, ve vill the much sexx."
>"Good, or I vill have to come back again... and nobody here vants that, right..?"
>And then the BabaYaga Kiki was gone.
That week all the other mamonos of the village could talk about was how wonderfully romantic the Kiki's Anon's sudden wedding proposal must have been.
All the other Anons with Kikis could talk about was all the wild sexx they were suddenly getting, and how it must be something to do with Anon's upcoming wedding.
>And after that, the Anon and his Kiki-waifu had eight wonderful daughters.

>>39154632
i hope you like some real enegertic packages in the mail

>>39154598
Talking back to an angel is a heavy sin, anon

>>39154460
>"But I thought you said we were gonna train with my sword today"
I have such a a weakspot for valk corruption where they don't even realizing that they're getting corrupted.
Bonus points if she turns out even lewder than the succubus/demon corrupting her.
I want more dark valk stories damn it!

>>39154648
I will bang the scary old creepy kiki, I WAS MADE FOR THIS ! I WILL DO THIS EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!

>>39154687
The first alp kiki

>>39154669
Fuckin agreed anon. Something about holy beings slowly falling to corruption and becoming lewder and lewder is just so good. Really wish their was a Story of a adventure parties nun/cleric/healer slowly falling to corruption, becoming lewd with (you)/the hero and eventually becoming a dark priest.

>>39154728
wasn't babayaga a witch that ate kids and lived in a house with bird legs

>>39153794
Don't worry, Kiki's techniques for dealing with stubborn masters come from the finest Ogre fighters in MGC. Think of it like being hit with demon silver.

>>39154656
Eventually her training is just going to backfire on her and anon will be the one pounding her into the mattress for made up sins

>>39154767
Just as planned.

>>39154767
>eventually she ends mindbroken by cock
>unfortunately the strong leglock keeps anon in place for the centuries to come
>a loving pair, an angel broken by cock being pumped and an anon that can’t free himself ahegaoing forced to repeatedly cum inside

>>39154755
She lived in a house on one chicken leg.

>>39154350
>>39154362
I don't know what's better. Yandere and yandere or genki and yandere

>>39154186
>Your kikimora maid will never stalk you throughout your manor decked out in her old Clean-Up corps outfit armed with an DE emitter filled with her own special extra-strong blend.
Don't get caught unless you want to spend the rest of the day after recovering.

>>39154767
>>39154778
I see now. The valks allow themselves to fall in order to train the perfect weapon for defeating those villainesses. It would be the perfect plan if not for the fact most of those heroes end up too addicted to angel ass to also punish their intended targets.

>>39153990
Not the Alp-fucker, but its either theyre closet-Alps-in-denial, or theyre just being contrarians for (you)s.

Canon, the usual cause of Alping is faggots who lust after guys get converted to Alps.
Its a shit idea.
>Be straight Anon
>wake up one day, portals open, mana everywhere etc etc
>there's a knock on the door
>Anon opens it, its a Succubus
>"Wow, hi, so youre a Succubus, right? Gee, you look like a 10 year old loli but I bet you're like 200 years old or something, so it's legal, right..?"
>"Uh, no, sorry Anon, I'm 24, I'm Tarquin your mom's hairdresser, and well I always thought you looked kinda hot, so now my boi-pussi is suddenly a real pussy, I thought maybe we could..."
>[face-punching sound]
>Euuugggh! Fuck off, you filthy faggot, I'm off to get me some Snek-cloaca."
There's going to be a lot of 41%-ing Alps on the day after the portals open.

>>39154755
Yeah, Baba Yaga's house had chicken-legs.
Like a Kiki.
So, its a mash-up of Kikimoras-BabaYaga-JohnWick's pencil

>>39154940
still gonna bang that hag

>>39154648
I don’t know why the idea of an incredibly old and imposing monstergirl like that is so desirable. Maybe it’s just the fact that she’s seen the pre mamono times and has changed while maintaining some spooky parts but I just love the idea of having her having that well known past before she changed. The idea that she’s still sort of known for that but behind closed doors she’s just a big sweetheart who loves you with all of her heart and you yours.

>>39154962
Babushka Kiki makes the best piroshki, and she knows whats what
>"...you is not a man-Anon, and you do not take roughly the Kiki and make vith her the hard sexx.."
BYKiki is honest horny Kiki

>>39154902
I think a lot of people will overlook the past when alps look and feel like a real woman but as attractive as a succ.

Maybe if humans stopped dressing provocatively, walking shaking their crotches as if begging for monster girls to suck their dicks then angels wouldn’t fall so much having to protect them with their pussies

>>39155049
Angels are just horny

>>39155049
Human cocks can't be corrupted when buried deep in Angel Pussy. Them falling to sex is just a 9000iq plan by the chief god.

>>39152952

>>39155034
Don't kid yourself, bum-boy, why would an Anon pick a fake-Succ that has never even had a pussy before over a real-Succ who's whole existence has been learning how to pleasure her Anon?
>there's going to be a sudden upsurge in Zombie-Alps and Ghost-Alps after they 41% and then what do they do when no Anon even wants reanimated-dead-fake-pussy?

>>39155148
I'm not sure I trust this angel

>>39155181
>Also, since their memories and values from when they used to be male don't disappear, they have a firm understanding of what a man's preferred “ideal woman” should be like.

Doctor Glenn is living the dream. Here's hoping we get to hear some details of the wedding night and that with his oni blood he has enough endurance to handle it.

>>39155034
An Alp's only real chance is to fake being a real Succ and even then they have to live their whole life with the fear one day they'll slip up, or meet somebody from their old faggot life, and their Anon finds out.

>>39155257
Why not anon? She is extremely trust worthy!

>>39155148
i trust this angel, she has the :)

>>39155267
Nope, they were faggots before they Alped, they may think they understand what Anons want (and it isnt faggs) or how to be a woman (and they cant even fake being a shitty 3D let alone a mamono), but they're already deluding themselves before Alping, adding on the 'gender-bend' tropes of not having had a pussy etc before and theyre even further out of touch with what every real Succ knows.

not sure if someone trying to shit up the thread or not

>>39155181
>portals open
>thread alps
>horny anons post their personal details because someone shitposted that REAL monster girls were in the thread.
>chesire alp portals into your house. Spouts memes non stop.
>"You want to fuck this boy pussy, right?"
>"It could have been been worse, a sith or some lolis could have come for you."
>"You're not a faggot for wanting chesh ass, faggot."
>"#1 top seller in the roblox store"
>"Now marry me and we both leave this shitty world. I know you're as neet as I am"

>>39155267
>Alps mainly change into one of two types. The first is one that retains a male heart while changing to become more monstrously lascivious. Their male values and thoughts remain intact, and they'll even treat the male who becomes their husband lightheartedly as a friend, no differently than before.

>>39155356
You cant seriously discuss Alps Alping and Alp-otry without the discussion being shit, because anything to do with faggots is basically about faggs fucking a hole full of shit.
>if the DL was truly merciful they would have just 'alped' from 41% to 100% with no necromancing

>>39154597
>gypsy
Sweaty palms

Would monsters respect human elected authorities like mayors.

>>39155312
Yes. The :) is a universal sign of trust worthiness!

>>39155402
Go and steal something, you'll feel better {jk ofc}
>well, no Kikis for you Anon

>>39155421
but not too much, if her face was the :) then I can put full trust in her

>>39155301
There's something nefarious about the pink color scheme and the mask. The friendly slime seems like bait.

>>39155402
You can steal her heart.

>>39155400
What about the pure faggots that realized they were faggots and swore off sex because gay sex is icky.

>>39155417
If theyre UK MPs or US Congress or Senate, theyve probably already Alped.
>DL to set up Lolbertarian dictatorship until new mayoral elections
>only Married Anons with at least one daughterfu get a vote

>>39155433
Faceswap between the Pslime and her carrier.

>>39155417
I think my question is would elected monster officials respect constitutional monarchs

>>39155438
how to?

>>39155440
No idea, but you're going to have even less idea of Mamono-sex as an ex-volcel Alp.
Maybe get ECT now and hope for a Raiju waifu to keep the treatments going?

>>39155445
Unmarried wizard anon gets elected.

>>39155437
The Mask is just for protection. Do not worry it doesn't hide a lustful lecherous smile. The Pink colouris because she is an eros angel anon do not worry!

this, but a kiki big enough for my 6' self to replicate the same pose

How would my kiki maid react if she found out I only spill things and make messes because I love seeing her bent over?

>>39155543
i feel you, I want the same but the kiki to be an old fat hag so i have a lot to grope

why need gas that pollutes the earth when you have thunderbirds that can power our homes!

>>39155503
Angel waifu to help you pray the gay away?

>>39155540
Protection from what exactly and what credentials does she have to prove she works for eros? How do we know she's not using eros' good name to lure people in?

>>39155558
based harpy quads

>>39155555
>how react?
Short 'french' style maido uniform, and sudden clumsiness.

>>39155570
your new, arent ya? you only say that if it ends with the quads, dummy

>>39155558
Almost all electricity is made from making stuff spin, and most of that is done by boiling water.

>>39155433
True. She needs a new mask with a :) to become ultra trustworthy.

>>39155581
Go easy on him, it's hard to see the screen with a horny pink ball of feathers always in his face.

>>39155581
Too much jub jub sex causes bird brain

>>39155424
>sweaty gypsy Anon
Get a strong Centaur who isn't too proud to pull a caravan?

>>39155607
sounds too expensive to work
it's cheaper to use monster girls for slave labor

>>39155569
Protection from any neferious lust magics! As for credentials its her wing colour! I mean only eros angels get pink wings so obviously she is an eros angel.

>>39155580
New question, how do I subtly let my maid know I want to see her in said outfit, without straight-up telling her?

>>39155555
I mean, you can always just ask her to come over for an 'inspection'

>fat old hags
>alp alp alp alp
this is not the kind of monstergirl discussion I come here for
given there has always been alpposting, but these last few threads have been a little ridiculous
what gives

>>39155657
I just plan on hanging it on a hook in the kitchen.
Kikis aren't dumb, she'll work it out.
After that its just an apron.
Then a wedding dress.
Then a maternity smock
>simple plan

>>39155657
allude to it in your diary along with some pictures taped in there

>>39155687
It must be just FotM again.

>>39155687
so what ya want to talk about anon?

>>39155543
You can have your Dire kikimora, but the hard part is handling her.

>>39155709
i'm already posting the stuff i want to talk about
it's just... who looks at MGE and goes
>aha, the perfect place to discuss my fat gilf fantasies!
i'd just call it shitposting (and i'm sure some of it is) but some of those guys are fucking authentic and it weirds me out

>>39155742
not really, she would be insticntaly yes, so you gonna sex her soon but she is a kiki at the end of day

I know this is silly to say, but some of you have too high standards. Especially since the setting is mostly semi consensual rape marriages at best.

>>39155687
it's disgusting and loathsome but so are a lot of things.

>>39155765
Don't underestimate how strong-willed kikimora are. They are interested in doing what is best for you, not necessarily doing what you say.

>>39155709
Can we talk about tomboy childhood friends and how underrated they are?

>>39155764
i am guilty of this, but I try not to do so too much.
>>39155780
I want one with freckles and red hair that has a country accent

>>39155581
sorry, i thought it ended. brain fart :)

>>39155767
"Semi-consensual" is more what the setting is based around, or as KC describes it "rape" in a non-serious nuance that doesn't really demean the man. Basically if it happens then you're going to want it, even if you are unsure at first.

>>39155780
If I wasn't a paranoid poorfag, I'd commission a picture of a tomboy Unicorn with short hair and backwards baseball cap.

>>39155806
hmmm

>>39155764
>it's just... who looks at MGE and goes
>>aha, the perfect place to discuss my fat gilf fantasies!
Yeah… what sick degenerate could ever think of something so terrible as that? It’s sickening! We need to discuss this more about how disgusting it is to mating press and breed some old ass hag with a 30% BMI and has never even been kissed! And we need to discuss how gross it is to think of some 4000 year old hag wearing a new set of lingerie she bought on a whim and it’s three sizes too small for her plump body made by being lazy!

>>39155816
Hmmmm?

>>39155829
hmmmmmmmm?

>>39155789
>I want one with freckles and red hair that has a country accent

Just imagine a red headed coon hound Kobold who loves everything American and going out for walks in the woods and barking at Tanukis.

>>39155845
Absolute legend.

>>39155845
Hmmmmm!

>>39155847
Is she friends with a red American fox even though they're not supposed to be friends?

>>39155687
anon took control but forgot to press the gaben

>>39155863
it will be my first centuar

>>39155777
I'm pretty sure what's best is lots of hot Kiki sexx and then maybe borscht and some piroshki made to her BabaYaga Kiki's family recipe.

>>39155687
Hahah....
You've got me thinking about a fat old Alp hag now.

>>39155872
They’re half sisters. Of course they’re friends!

>>39155821
>...hag... fat... lazy...
Finally Wok-guy has returned!

>>39155796
And you missed the quints of kiki-ness

>>39155849
god i wish i could use some girls big ass as a pillow

Druella promises that soldiers invading Lescatian territory will not be raped if they surrender unless they want it .

>>39155509
Unmarried wizard isn't going to last long on the campaign trail.
If he isnt married by the second constituent doorknock, this isnt MGC.

Brawny Mino wife

>>39155687
What kind of discussion do you want to see? The alpposting and hagposting gets annoying, but it's a MGE thread that went years with no canon setting material and very little OC. Not to mention there has been only three new monsters since the start of 2021. Talking about what kind of anime girl turns you on is what you're stuck with until something such as KC finishing his RPG brings in a new wave of writefags and drawfags.

>>39155955

whats gonna happen, a coup?

>>39155979
Brawny wives are made for hugs and kisses.

>>39155979
not the smartest, but she makes up for it in cuteness

>>39156042
i am reminded about the video where the dude puts everything in the square hole

>>39154566
god i wish she was real

>>39156084
love me doll mage

Dumb almost naked combat lolis always challenging adult humans, they're more effective than the Sabbath ever will without even knowing it.

>>39152952

>>39156123
leche

How much does your waifu weigh?

>>39156145
i plead the fifth

>>39156145
about four

If there are any drawfags willing to sacrifice their time and sanity
A (fox) Hag holding her newborn(s)
I'd do it myself but my tablet drivers are fucked

>>39156165
i would but let me see if I can

>>39156145
A feather

>>39155863
>>39155869
>>39155845
here ya go, its real rough but hope ya like it!

>>39156240
Thanks, she's cute

>>39156145
69,151 tons

>>39155704
>FotM
Eh?

>>39156259
your welcome, time to draw a patchy

>>39156272
Flavor of the month.

>>39156145
I'm not even sure exactly how tall she is- 9' maybe?
she isn't fat (except in the right places) but sheer scale must place her in the 400+lb range
I definitely can't do anything about it on nights she decides to be on top

>>39156214
Levitating girls can probably make you feel their weight if they want. Even so, Geizah must be in Megumin territory.

>>39156299

>>39156343
Those noses make me really mad.
But those tits are pretty alright, I guess.

>>39156145
In the IMAGINE category

>>39156145
i aint getting up if she lays on me, also she is almost all tail

>>39155687
Annoying retards assmad people talk about monsters they don't like so they sperg out instead of just posting monsters they like.

https://files.catbox.moe/xe0yh6.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kfqokz.png

I love my wife.

>>39156145
a fucking mountain

>>39156390
You're the best, blonde baphomet lover.

>>39156272
Foam out the Mouth
>its the next stage on from Reeeiing

>>39156145
Doing all the calculations, she's around the weight of a healthy human woman.

>>39156383
Are you implying I don't like Alps
I love Alps and I mate exclusively with Alps. My sole purpose in life is to be used as a breeding tool and cumpump to impregnate Alp wombs

>>39156390
Lingerie on lolis, good taste.

>>39156145
I'm not at liberty to say

It seems like today I was possessed by the art fairy, anyone got any thing for the mob faced lilim Jane?

On some days I feel that if monsters had "human boy encyclopedia" I'd be their equivalent of dormouse. I already spend most of my time in pajamas.

>>39156584
God I want to marry a spider.

>Oi... Kid. Want to see something cool?

>>39156383
I want to impregnate a sexy Alp and take responsibility

>>39156596
Would you like to be a happy little fly in her web?
Snug as a bug in a rug?

>>39156383
I wish KC would make a multi-armed monster.

>>39156636
>take responsibility
Disgusting. I bet you also like hand-holding missionary sex you filthy degenerate.

>>39156637
Yes, I want to be tucked into bed by my new spider mommy.

>>39156145
around 4.5 tons

>>39156621

>>39156696
It looks like there will be a thigh gap where her snussy is

>>39156584
Minotaur in a labyrinth could be a princess that you can rescue by guiding her outside.

>>39154902
>portals open
Silly anon, they already are. You've just never been allowed to know.

When the curtain fall happens though, a whole lot more than alps will die.

>>39156712
Cuck

>>39156724
Minotaurs Cannonically cannot get lost in mazes.

>>39156744
>a whole lot more than alps will die.
I don't like this.

>>39156584
>[Knight]-Anon meets and waifus a Kiki
>brings her back to his castle
>arranges for his family's servant Maidos to do everything for her so his Kiki-princess doesnt have to lift a finger
>watching other Maidos cook, clean and polish things (not up to Kiki standards ofc) almost drives the Kiki insane

>>39156712
Kill yourself yurinigger.

>>39156781
A really organization driven kiki could get an even higher pleasure out of directing the efforts of lesser maids to minmax the cleanliness ratio of the castle then the entire kingdom with her legions of maids

>>39156781
same guy that wrote the anubis on vacation thingy?

>>39156760
I like this a lot.

>>39156853
nah, if you mean you only exist to her and you make everyone think she overworked herself greentext I made a thread or two ago?

Roll for a monster.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

It is a cold and rainy night, and after long, tiring travel you check into your hotel. There is a number by the phone offering room service with a complimentary companion during your stay. What did you order, and who knocks on your door? How can she help you get comfortable so far from home?

>>39156865
Nah, was referring to one where an anubis went on a forced vacation and had to basically be chained to a sunchair with a drink in hand because she kept trying to draw schedules in the sand.

>>39156390
This is good, we need more loli monster art

>>39156878
>Dark Mage
Didn't know hotels offered potions services.
They're all shota potions, aren't they?

>>39156756
i'll believe you but i won't change my mind

>>39156878
>got creeping coin
not my first choice but okay, I get to sleep between gold titties and get golden milk

>>39156878
>sylph
I'm not getting any rest tonight, am I?

>>39156922
mama....

>>39156343
so why is this allowed but you lose your shit over bb?

shit bait, try agin

>>39156931
They're too focused on alpfuckers to care about western shit right now.

>>39156943
isn't everything in that picture japanese

>>39156781
>[Knight]-Anon meets a proud Centaur warrior girl
>after she beats his ass with her demon-silver blade, she feels sorry for him and lifts him onto her back to carry him home
>halfway home she starts galloping faster
>[Knight]-Anon forgets he's not on his usual steed and slaps her flanks to go faster
>the noble Centaur stops and he slides off, apologising profusely
>the wild-eyed Centaur hands him the leather belt from her sword-rig
>"Oh I've been a bad girl, spank me harder, Daddy, punish my naughty Hoss-pussy...."

>daddy
instant boner killer

>>39156903
A creeping coin seems like they would be the owner of a fancy hotel, not an employee. You must have reserved the penthouse suite.

>>39157001
dunno, I was so tired I dont even remember coming into the place......

>>39156957
You know, I actually have no idea if they were complaining that the art was western, or the content. Here's a mix, let's see.

>>39156878
>Kobold
That is a very nice companion for a rainy night, really snuggly and knows how to lift up spirits.

>>39156878
>somehow got the geographic index
how the fuck is a map going to make me comfy?

>>39157079
It points to where you can find your true love. Isn't that why you're travelling?

>>39156878
>Ochimusha
Hey that doesn't sound so bad! Don't know why she's all the way out here and calling some gaijin like me a lord though.

>>39157098
buts it literally the thing they gave me

>>39156123
>welcome to the 8' club boya

>>39156878
>wonderworm
huh, Mama told me to be wary of drugs but.....

Don't reply to the faggot posting the unfunny /tg/ retard.

>>39157130
no shit.

>>39157079
You could also roll with this instead https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
If you want, the one you get this time can be a geography nerd.

>>39156878
>dials the number
>Mask-Snek
>Anon and anon-snek for anonymous hotel sex with the mask still on
>in the morning see her sitting alone at the breakfast buffet, walk over and sit down, whisper 'its me, anon' in her ear

>>39157079
You get a map version of one of these.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Chochin-Obake

>>39157169
>tfw i become the male Dora the Explorer

This is what happens after you challenge an oni into a drink off

>>39156756
[Knight] is not very bright

>>39157166
>implying she wouldn't order room service and keep you wrapped up through breakfast

Snexy time is over when she says it's over

>>39156878
>Medusa
For the night? Bitch I'm probably gonna be frozen to my bed for a week.

>>39156878
>cheshire
Well, I dont think be sleeping any time soon

>>39156878
>Jinko
fluffy warm paw pads

Why does my Wurm daughter do this

>>39156878
>shirohebi
Well, i guess she ain’t gonna let me get cold anytime soon

>>39157169
If it's an old school canvas or cloth map it could also be an ittan-momen, with a cool compass rose tattoo and a treasure map leading to her ass

>>39157242
teething

>>39156878
>got Haku
I can dream while she tries to teach me about calculus or something

>>39156878
>smoke hobo
She’s gonna get every single monster in the hotel to fuck me, isn’t she

>>39156878
Rolled the room-service
>got a Fire-fox spirit
>only problem is she possessed the front-desk receptionist on the way to the room
>thats going to make check-out in the morning awkward

>>39157258
Ok, now can you explain this

>>39157242
Probably overheard her mama saying how eating pussy was incredible
>silly little greenworm

>>39157320
Hug practice, for her future husband.

>>39156878
>Akaname
Bathroom’s haunted.

>>39157320
She really loves her pet marshmallow cat.

>>39156903
i'm not sure how i feel about creeping coins

>>39157320
She misses the time she could just grab onto papa's arm or leg.
Just hug your daughter already.

>>39157356
they are not slimes in MGE, they are shapeshifters

>>39157241
>check into a luxury hotel in the mist continent
>a wiry, lean genki jinko in a backless qipao arrives at your room looking excited
>she's got some handmade bao and a bottle of baiju from the distillery next door
>asks whether you want dinner, a hot spring bath, or her special full-course VIP massage first

>>39157364
yeah, they're mimic family. part of what makes them weird.

>>39156878
Rolled
>Dorome
>all-night soothing mudpack fuck
>housekeeping are going to be busy tomorrow

>>39156878
I wanted ice cold water and I got a Tsurara-onna, I'm going to make ice puns at her all night

>>39156878
>sandworm
A room upgrade too? Nice.

So again at the moment the "safest" place a man can go in MGE is probably Zipangu, right? Sure Oshis are in the sticks but the average city is probably a safe place with lots of nice monsters, right?

>>39157460
safe means a lot of things. I'd go with an eros church, myself.

>>39156878
>Kamaitachi
I'll get a bath, a delicious dinner, and sexually assaulted. Sounds lovely.

>>39156878
Roll
>Dark Elf
>more kinky spanking sex,
and sorry >>39156990-dude, more of her calling Anon 'daddy' from the canon daughterfu-cker race

>>39157460
I'd feel very safe in an oriental teahouse staffed by jorogumo, but maybe that's just me.

>>39156878
>Jinko

Warm. Cozy. Safe.

>>39157460
>So again at the moment the "safest" place a man can go in MGE is probably Zipangu,
No, joining a sabbath is the safest thing. But if you join for safety you will have to be the little spoon.Four witches will combine to be the big one

>>39157460
Get a mana marker for the breed you want. Monsters ignore married men unless they have feelings for him, which usually takes a close preexisting relationship or the man seducing the monster. If you don't want a monster wife this isn't the thread for you.

>>39157467
>Eros church full of "scary" monsters like Ushi-Onis, Minotaurs and even a Pyrow or two
>Man thinks it's a trick and is about to be savagely raped
>Is given a warm meal, nice place to sleep and left to go on his way if he isn't interested in any of them
>Just has to promise to tell any man who IS interested in their type about their location

I'm sexually attracted to nerds.

>>39157486
Anon she isn't here, you can tell us if you're in the cocoon right now.

>>39156878
>JubJub
wow! me and the wifey are going on a romantic love hotel date!

>>39157498
I was talking more about the kind of guy that doesn't have an exact preference for monsters and is just a bit intimidated of the more "forward" ones. Basically the average guy in the setting to be honest.

>>39157467
Eros church would actually be really safe.
Until one of the priestess gets a "vision" about falling in love with you, after that nowhere is safe except for in her arms.

>>39157516
>implying I'm not actively trying to get cocoon'd right now

>>39157531
or if it's run by mara cultists

>>39157498
If an Anon wants to travel the MGE world and explore the sights before settling down, e.g. just wanting to safely travel to Zipangu, just get a Mana-Marker of a region specific race from somewhere else, e.g. a Whitehorn, and you can travel the rest of the world safely until you eventually go 'home' to find your waifu
>ofc if theres a floof-hoss also on an exotic Zipland holiday, your travel plans are fucked (literally)

>>39157508
I feel you.

>>39157517
Wonderland hotels sound like a different sort of trip.

Reminder that formerly human girls are statistically more likely to be part of the Extremist faction. I bet they tell the initiates or non-corrupted monsters about the things that happen in human settlements to drum up moral.

>>39157618
cool, still not marrying one.

>>39157641
would you marry her daughter? or give it a couple more generations just in case

>>39157641
Oh nice, the guy who spergs about corrupted women in MGE

>>39157659
I would.
>>39157668
Free will is important, bitch

>>39157641
Great, more for me

>>39157699
Ah, lolis. My one weakness. They are still pure in my eyes.

>>39157699
i sure do love the outrageous uniforms granted to women of the cloth.

>>39157618
Reminder that a sufficiently agitated dragon zombie could corrupt an entire city with her dragon gas.

>>39157738
i want to see what happens when an atlach actually finishes her web and turns the whole area above into a chaos realm

>>39157574
they are, but the prices are MADDENING!

>>39157697
Keep your cuckolding obsession on /r9k/ where it belongs you massive faggot.

>>39157770
what passes for currency in wonderland?

>>39157770
dumb meme kot

>>39157778
dogecoin

>>39157770

>>39157778
Gif captions

>>39157778
All currency in Mamano-occupied territory is generally pegged to the current price of 1 fl. oz. of semen. Usually referred to as the "Cum Standard."

>>39157819
That sounds highly inflationary.

>>39157778
Something immaterial, like a good time.

>>39157778
Sanity points. When you've completely lost your marbles and become a true wonderlander you start to get whatever you want for free. Sometimes before you even know you want it.

>>39157770
>anon loosens a couple shirt buttons
>if only there was some other way i could pay...
>wonderworm manager blow smoke into his face and laughs lecherously
>cut to anon washing some dishes in the kitchen
this is fine i guess

>>39157508
What about geeks and dorks?

>>39157774
>Join a sabbath.
>want to marry the baphomet
>get grabbed by a cute little witch and her familiar friend
Life is pretty good right? I think it could be worse.
>Go to black mass
>have fun get drunk, big orgy
>look up to the front
>The baphomet you had your eyes set on sitting on john's lap with his dick buried deep.
>You make a second of eye contact
>Remember what you came there for
>You can tell she remembers too.
It could be worse. Really you should just be happy. You got two girls. They're even pretty fun.

>>39147740
More fashionable monsters!!

>>39157778
phallic mushrooms.

>>39157778
bits of sanity, will, and a foreskin or two

>>39157778
Introduce a Creeping Coin to Wonderland and find out.

Kiki ears: floppy, stiff, or somewhere inbetween?

>>39158128
Whichever comes with my maid, she will be lovely regardless.

>>39158128
Floopy

>>39158128
Normal Kiki ears look rather floppy. Only Protokiki's ears are stiff.

>>39158128
both are equally kissable

>>39158128
erect when aroused

>>39158208
Uhhh, my Kiki always to perk her ears when she sees with my mask on?

>>39153794
>he doesn't want to be wrestled to the ground and raped by a gang of jovenile delinquent kikis

>>39158128
I recently realized the default profile had floppy doggy ears, and further realized that was kind of as bonerkill
perky wolf-style or human ears for me, please

Screw having a maid. I want to be a kiki's butler, and show her how to be a REAL servant!

>>39158261
most fanart seems to omit them too- or maybe the style theyare drawn in just blends into the kiki hair

>>39158261
Treasure the pics of Protokiki that you can find.

>>39158318
What are the political implications of this?