/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What the fuck happened? Are mods kicking us out again?

>>39133323
What happened to the last thread?

Why was previous thread deleted?

>>39133343
Dunno, just got deleted out of nowhere. Think someone is telling us to leave.

Someone has obtained phenomenal cosmic powers

>>39133356
The strongest spellcaster!

>>39133343
>>39133342
>>39133345
probably too much [thing that can't be named that isn't part of Otaku Culture] for the maido to handle.
remember that the only Trolls you should feed are your wives. internet trolls aren't your wives (yet)

>>39133407
That hasn't happened before though. Usually mods would just delete the reply chain.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30100299/chapters/94736173#workskin

Reposting

>>39133323
So I can wish for anything?

Fuck monster girls!!

>>39133578
Yea, that's the plan.

>>39133578

The last thread was deleted because people were about to uncover the secret danuki cabal that contro

>>39133578
Will do captain!

>>39133660
we all know that it's the Lizardpeople and Liches that control the government; why is there so much war and death lately? and not just the last month, either.

>>39133683
Being a sailor in MGE must weird.
Imagine getting cat called by a ton of aquatic monster girls every time you get into port. Have to deal with monster girl pirate raids all the time that's more interested in your "booty" than any of your goods. Yeah, that sounds terrible.
Anyhow, where do I sign up to work on a boat?

>>39133793
Tortuga.

>>39133795
That's how you end up a a monster girl pirate ships pleasure boy.

>>39133842
Everything went better than expected

>>39133793
The Order West India Company needs brave lads to sail on their rum and sugar ships if you don't mind the terrible pay or if you prefer something more lucrative I hear they're recruiting privateers to ride some lilim's fleet.

>>39133323
You can always trust a hebi

>>39133793
I am more interested in viking flavored amazons
Might also include some bears, wolves and orcs preferably high ones.
Berserkers - bear warriors
Ulfhednar - wolf warriors
Svinfylking - boar warriors

>>39133842
>pleasure boy to a bunch of tanned, sweaty, muscled tomboy monster girls that barely wear any clothes
I don’t even like the open ocean but damn.

>>39133918
Imagine being charged at by a muscle monster amazon berserker wearing nothing but war paint

>>39133914
Trust them with your bloodline, yes

>>39133867
>Be privateer on some merchant ship heading to Zipangu hoping to open up new trade routes after Lescatie fell
>Most of the vessels don't make it, either getting captured by Amazon savages or getting swallowed up by Posideon's women
>After finally landing in Zipangu as the only vessel left you've now been brought to their ruler to be asked numerous questions about your purpose being in these lands and where you came from all in a language you can't understand
>She's also staring at you so hard you feel sullied without even being touched

>>39133964
>doesn’t even know anything about me
>is trying to get impregnated by me
I’m gonna call her a slut.

>>39134002
The only slut here is (You), she can smell the scent of that random woman you passed by on the street day before.
But she'll make sure you'll be hers forever and you WILL be faithful

>>39133928
>On the open ocean for weeks if not months on end
>Surrounded by big, tanned, tomboy monster girls all day
>You're the only man there
>They try to hide their thirst for you for a few days but they stop pretending less than a week in.
>The captain is the last to give in but after that you have to spend the entire day with her
>At least you get to sleep in the captains cabin now
>Have to get reversed gangbanged after every successful raid
>Despite all the gold they plunder, you are their greatest treasure

>>39134036
Sounds like a pretty good life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_WhqfBouPw
>Mermaid
>Mermaid
>True love that we made
>Part fish, part girl
>I still miss your world

>>39133867
>I hear they're recruiting privateers to ride some lilim's fleet
If you meant raid instead of ride anon, then you're a fool. No man is brave enough to take on the legendary Captain White Tail and her pirate fleet. The last man who tried ended up getting keelhauled for seven days while some salty mersharks nibbled on him.

>>39133964
snake position looks uncomfortable for everyone involved.

>>39133842
>>39133928
>>39134036
goddamn a tall brown muscle girl with an eyepatch and a cocky grin would get me to instantly submit
how are men supposed to resist pirate girls, lads?

>>39134002
But anon, she only wants you
Sluts can’t be a faithful wife

>This thread has been pruned or deleted
What?

>>39134311
Meido fried her brain with too much masturbation to maid x master handholding porn and deleted the wrong thread

>>39134002
Rude.

>>39134032
>>39134199
>>39134576
She’s coming up to some random dude on the street asking for his babies, I’m calling her a slut, mainly just because I want to see what her reaction would be considering how they feel about stuff like that.

>>39133356
Nekomancy is forbidden!

can i get a troll to sit on me?

Imagine a dungeon run by a haku, I bet it would be the most unpopular one since the puzzles will all be calculus or something

Foxes are overrated and overdone. Get a cat.

>>39134837
but cats are also overrated, get a dragon instead

>>39134875
This is no ordinary cat

>>39134887
yeah. i think it got a defect

>>39134603
>some random dude
It's not a random dude. She's been stalking him for 5 months.

>>39134707
It's not enforced

What the fuck did I wake up to?

>>39134933
>just a mere five months
If I want a hebi after me, I want her to be stalking for my whole life as well as be way older than me

>>39134933
Pretty shitty stalker if she knows nothing about him.

>>39134954
last thread got shitcanned

>>39134981
Gotta ask questions you already know the answers to. Liars get punished. Those that tell the truth get rewarded. The results are the same either way though.

Shirohebi momster must be very smart to homeschool you!

Dragons

>>39135111
I would definitely get out the house to see the world, also I van get punished

When you see that strange old monster lady, listen to her. She is older than you for a reason after all

>>39135311
This is the wise old monster lady though.

>>39135346
I don't trust her, she looks too young

>>39135311
will she tech me crop magic?

>>39135420
Yup, just gotta let her in your home

imagine mob faced Trolls.

>>39135542
arent they already?

who is this facenomancer stealing the details from monsters?

>>39135574
but mob faces are cute!

Weresheepmelon.

I want to marry the most boring and simple mob looking monster girl. I'll make her the happiest woman in the world.
And we're going to have at least 50 boring and unassuming daughters.

>>39135574
There was once a dark mage whose friends got laid before her, and she concluded that her face was the issue, it was that of a mob. She now goes around stealing the beauty and features of other monsters to add to her own face. She is said to be the most beautiful in all the land now but. Ironically, she still hasn't gotten laid yet

>>39135568
Not by default, no.

>Wake up
>Thread was burned down
Weird.

>>39135542

>>39135699
>Troll on the beach
Is there a more dangerous monster to encounter during a hot summer's day?

>>39135699
Tiny hands, must be an elf cosplaying as a troll

>>39135738
Don't bully her for her small hands! She's very sensitive, all the other trolls bullied her.

>>39135768
>Trolls
>being bullies
Lol even lmao

>>39135738
Don't be mean. Trolls are self-conscious about their large mangrabbers, it's bad to bully one for having small hands.

POV: you've been invited to the cooking club's game night

>>39135880
pets them.

>>39135786
I ain't bullying, I'm just stating facts

>>39135880
I play for keeps.

>>39133323
Is this cursed or blessed? Blurssed?

>>39135778
>he hasn't been around young trolls
At least they get it out of their system early.

>>39135949
Is the middle a baphomet? Is this just a really confused sabbath?
>"They said I could larp as a loli, so I chose to larp as a loli adult"

>>39135958
are young trolls mean?

>>39135958
I just can't see then being bullies at all

>>39135958
imagine childhood bully was a troll, you changed schools to avoid their torture, now they mellowed out and feel super guilty.

>>39135913
Telling that to a mg will get her hot and bothered

>>39135903
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the headpat club's 2 blocks down

>>39136095

Can I get the thread number of the previous thread so I can look it up on an archive?

>>39136179
It was deleted, man

>>39136179
>>39130486
Still can't figure out what happened exactly.

Alright, get rich scheme, anons. There's this legendary city full of gold and the natives are a bit naive. We ride in on a horse or two and they'll think we're their gods. All we've got to do is stick around for a bit, trick the local priestesses, and the ride off with a king's ransom. Those dumb cats will never see it coming.

>>39136095
>>39136149
who knew greenworms could be so mean, anon needs to get outta there

>>39136262
>and that-that's your plan?

>>39136262
You can't forget to wear armor as well our steel hats

LOL loli

>>39136312
It's foolproof. These cats have never seen men like us and their backward religion can be used to our advantage.
>>39136314
True we'll need enough for everyone involved so we can really impress them

>>39136262
I would just go in and steal everything

>>39136262
I volunteer as a sacrifice during the finale to distract the horde of jungle kots (with my body) while you guys make off with the gold.

>>39133345
>>39133347
>>39133342
Jannies couldn't handle the mofu.

>>39136650
To be fair, can any man?

>>39136262
nah, I'll just steal from the local single monster nobles again instead, less risky then that plan

>>39136505
I just hope the high priestess doesn't get suspicious and summons a big kot golem to rape us.

>>39136505
Sure sure, but if anyone figures us out I'm stealing their dragons gold and running.
>>39136710
You can't keep hitting the same targets! They're eventually going to put a tracking coin to locate and corner you! You have to spread yourself out wide!

>>39136262
But anon we don’t know about their culture or religious beliefs. What if they have some weird prophecy detailing how living gods must marry the priestess to strengthen their bloodline?

>>39136829
oh no

>>39136795
It is more fun when you are being tracked, ain't it? Also I usually stick it on a monster guard that is sleeping

>>39136262
Why leave to be a king when I can stay and be a god?

>>39136829
What are the odds of that happening? Honestly, you're worried over nothing.

>>39136850
Haha wouldn’t it just just be awful if we all adventured out there in hopes of great treasure only to find the true gold was in that of the hearts of the people and the love they could provide.(and real gold)

>>39136959
Feel free to stay but I don't want to be there when they figure out we've played them like a fiddle

>>39136753
Just don't give them any reason to suspect you're not a god. Especially don't get hurt if they demand we play some local game about using hips to hit a ball through a hoop

What if: Fish milk

>>39137022
There’s no way that’ll happen anon they’re just foolish savage jungle kots and on top of that they haven’t even invented the fiddle yet

>>39137022
>what are you going to do, rape me on top of the sacrificial pyramid?
Quote from man raped on top of the sacrificial pyramid

>>39136829
OH YES!

>>39133323

>>39136795
But thats hw I flirt with them, leaving flirty calling cards!

>>39137183
>calling the sacrificial ziggurat a sacrificial pyramid
Your punishment is rape on top of the sacrificial ziggurat

>>39137310
Ziggurat deez nuts, gottem

>>39137071
Gonna suck on them shark titties.

>>39137246
But anon what if you accidentally rob the rich lichtective? I’ve heard she’s capable of tracking someone by only using the intricacies of how they write!

>>39137477
Type on a machine or make it like those ransom notes and copy and paste characters from newspapers.

>>39137228
A cigar will just reveal her position!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkmanLIAdXI
If monsters somehow get access to the internet before the portals and discover certain sorts of individuals they'd disturbed enough to immediately call for an invasion as soon as possible.

>>39137557
This is just going to help her profile you through your artistic expression

>>39137477
More fun, and I’ll even steal her robe and leave a calling card for her to come find me

>>39137579
yas queen slay. Women will ban monster girls.

Alps are best when bullied by both man and monster.

>>39137694
No. Only I can bully my alp.

>>39133968
You know what a privateer is, right? I think the daimyo is right to hold anon there. He could be trouble

>>39133323

Angels!

>>39137781
Vamp with mom jeans makes my wiener hard

>>39137665
Thankfully, conversion therapy for said women would be very easy.

>>39137694
>Alp Slime Carrier bullied by their own slime

>>39137556
Cannot tell you how much seed I've spilt over this fucking gote. When's it gonna be enough to summon her?

>>39137800
Angels are a little too much. I'll just go say hi to that nice, friendly succ down the street. She made me chocolate chip cookies the last time I came over...

>>39137894
bet this is who the uwaaabomber is getting his supplies from

>>39137665
Monsters wouldn't care what they think. If they somehow succeeded it'd merely convince them that this place needs to get Lescatie'd.

>>39137835
Hmmm that sounds kinda hot. Don't think a Simple Pslime would have the mental capacity to do that though.

>>39138030
Gross
Ranni is a cunny

>>39136027
Look on the bright side. Now it's the perfect time to bully her back

>>39138030
Extremely chesty mages of various species need husbands to be hand bras for them.

>>39137988
Pslime becomes sort of extension of the carrier's will, it'd have to be an Alp with low self-esteem to be "bullied" by herself.

>>39138056
isn't that what her extra arms are for?

>>39138030
doll milk! BEST MILK!

>>39138089
Its not what they were for but now? Yes, she needs the extra hands to handle her massive mana tanks.
Just try and ignore the sloshing if they get jostled too much

I hope KC's next monster has extra arms.

>>39137894
Remember to not trust followers of Eros. They have done terrible things.

>>39138192
Thats how I was made, Thanks Ero terrorists!

>>39138140
>press a to slosh

>>39138332
>Doll mage wife is discussing magical theory with a compatriot while you play hand bra.
>Its a bit of a status symbol to have a husband/familiar/apprentice do such a thing
>Although, as she's about to learn, having one does not come without its own risks.
>Just as they are discussing the best use of ley lines, you give her great funbags a jostle, lifting them up and letting them 'fall' a bit.
>There is a surprisingly loud, audible sloshing sound as this happens.
>You can't see it from your positing but from the expression on her debate opponent's face, it seems that your mistress is blushing pretty fiercely.

Come enjoy a dip in the pool with your friendly local vampire.

>>39138412
i don't want to bathe in grape juice

>>39138412
but i am just a poor peasant that just wanted to steal some food

>>39138426
>and then anon was food

>>39138412
not old enough

>>39138391
This is why it's important for your wife to have you empty her tanks daily, sometimes twice daily.

Old hags are retarded. Humans evolved beyond some cold forests and dusty castles. They want young monster girls that keep up with the times and can provide a Monster Girl Metropolis instead of some mere city

>>39138412
Gross, no.

My favorite art is Monstergirls being mothers and showing love for biological and human children

>>39138472
True, its a well known fact that monster mages who go too long without casting spells store excess mana in their chests, resulting in continual swelling, sensitivity, and a fixation on mammary intercourse.

>>39138438
but how ami supposed to eat If I am dead! I just want to get something to eat!

>>39138412
way too old

>>39138412
It's 3am, why can't the vamp ever go for a dip during the daytime?

>>39138496
That and pregnant monster girls.

>Be human boy lost in a war between centaur and human nations
>Left alone in a battlefield and hide in a closet
>Hours pass with no more gunshots heard
>…Centaurs won
>Hear hooves enter building
>”I can smell you, human~ no need to worry; your nation has given up and surrendered to our loving arms! Come out and we-“
>Legs collapse and fall out of the closet
>Look up
>Dairy centaur nurse kneels over me and rubs my back, gently picking me up and cradling me against her bosom
>”Shhhh… you’re not a soldier, are you?”
>Flash foward
>It’s been a few days
>Nurse has personally adopted me as her “calf” and keeps me in her tent
>After caring for injured humans, I spend the rest of the day under her belly as she coaxes me to suckle her udders

>>39138412
Huh? Where am I? Where's my room? Who are you? Why is there a collar around my neck? Who are You?

Dumb amazons won't be so smug when they get me back home and realize I'm terrible at cooking and housework!

>>39138642
She'll have to ask her dad or brothers-in-law to teach you basic househusband skills.

>>39138545
>I just want to get something to eat!
Vamp pusy

>>39138684
I can't eat that silly vampire. I haven't eaten in weeks, surely theres something. RIGHT?

>>39138673
I'll just have to be a poor learner then

>>39138642
Every time this image is posted I become just a little bit more of amazon bait

>>39138637
Ill never surrender! Fuck Centaurs!

>>39138637
>>spend the rest of the day under her belly as she coaxes me to suckle her udders
I think her breasts are more in need of relief.

>>39133323

>>39138731
What is more amazon bait? The defenseless or the resilient?

>>39138748
oh god, well time to fake another death and leave a flirt will to my yandere

>>39138748
What is it about yanderes?

>>39138748
imagine having your monster wetnurse turn yandere

>>39138731
I know what you mean. Amazons aren't my favorite but I'm considering seeing if the artist will draw more when I've got the cash.

just found this
is about a lolibaba dragon mom and her son who came back from the city
https://nhentai.net/g/396396/

>>39138732
>Fuck Centaurs
that's the spirit, boy! keep it up!

>>39138877
Dragons are very weak to emotional damage.

>>39138815
God bless you if you're commissioning more Amazoness art, and Axem did a good job on that one.

also found the doujin for this pic
https://nhentai.net/g/396238/
Fucking hot

Imagine exposing Trolls to direct sunlight as a joke

>>39138985
>all those organic parts like tentacle and living suit
>no futanari NOR vore, not even tentacles shoved up his ass
Holy based damn

>>39139012
Do you think a UV light would have the same effect? Could I drive around town blasting them with a lamp to send them into lust mode?

>>39139055
your welcome, my fren!

>>39139070
How can she grow different fruit this is witchcraft I tell you

>>39138748
Put the knife down honey, I don't want to shoot you with this demon silver bullet.

>>39138985
This is dangerous.

>>39139139
instant loss, no counter

>>39139139
>SAN lost

>>39139012
Is it me or that Troll is wearing nothing down there?

>>39139139
Damn brainsuckers keep stealing my insight

>>39139139
I've seen wing hugs, full body hugs with tentacles or coils, etc. but this is the first "face embrace with tentacles" I think I've seen. I like it.

>>39138887
No, no No! i didn't mean it like that.

>>39139197
That one girl in Franken Fran did it

>be some random poor schmuck in Order territory
>get drafted to defend against Lescatie
>they assure me it's gonna be fine those degenerates will not expect an actual army
>just intercept some raiding parties and scare off any invasion attempts
>I won't even fight just help around the camp
>we did not expect monster knights to come
>army gets routed
>camp is about to be overrun
>don't want to die or be a slave or whatever it is they do to captives
>try to escape into woods
>trip and twist my ankle
>hear the hooves of their horses closing in
>try to desperately crawl away
>soon picrel is looming over me
>too terrified to keep looking at her face but I could have sworn she looked concerned
>she unmounts and starts reaching for me
>try desperately begging her for mercy
>she starts stroking my hair and says she won't hurt me
>despite the circumstances it somehow quickly calms me
>get prince carried and seated upon her horse
>she hops on too and starts riding to their camp
>still terrified but her presence and smell somehow feels calming
>during the ride get increasingly stronger urge to bury my head in her hair and nuzzle against her cape

>>39139139
>>39139197
Great way for mindflayers to get easy access to your ears.

>>39139250
I know this is an elf but the principle is the same

>>39139262
Don't be afraid anon, she just wants to slurp up a little of those delicious thoughts swirling around in there. You know you have plenty to spare.

>>39138748

>>39139297
>You know you have plenty to spare.
I assure you she's definitely got the wrong man. I barely have enough for myself

>>39138985
I love how the kinks in play are mostly the same as a typical shotacon doujin, except the guy is regular-sized and the ladies are just really big.

>>39139246
cozy

>>39139307
I love beating the yan with love and affection

Big brown butts

>>39139491

>>39139175
She has a leaf like Adam and Eve

>>39139491
Big Bee Butts

>>39139070
you got any melon juice?

>>39139549
Those are also acceptable even if I hadn't planned on posting bees

>>39139491
Bigger
Browner

>>39139549
wish there were big brown bee butts

If I had the ability - and the patience to read through more than one page of that drivel - I'd be tempted to make some art parodying/mocking those shitfics MGE is plagued by, especially of the Soulsborne variety. On the other hand that could be giving them more attention than they deserve.
A corrupted hunter would work quite well though, especially with the eldritch arcane stuff and tentacles.

>>39139634
I know you anon. You have given up on life. You have lost the drive.You're willing to accept a monster girl to lead you into depravity as she whispers sweet lies into your ears. And yes, you may come out more powerful for it.
But it is false! The power she gives you is hollow compared to what humanity can strive for on thier own. I know you are beyond help, you are nothing but a lust filled beast and I will put you down as such. But I hope in your last moments as you lay dying with that slut crying over your body you see what you could have been.
And do not despair. Those crocodile tears will fade and she will seek another man to parasticaly leech off of in due time.

>>39139690
Are you okay anon, do you have brain damage?

>>39139717
Did I write something wrong?

>>39139139
So this is the true power of Mindflayers

>>39139690
yea but monster girl pussy is nice
it even comes with free magic classes. soon i'll be able to play boardgames without needing to get up from the comfy chair to move the pieces, using limited scrying to see the board up close and mage hand to move things around it. both those skills are also useful in the bedroom too, that's basically the only way i got my wife to approve me taking magic classes

>>39139827
She paralyzed the thread with her big floofy wings

>>39140266
We're all just reconsidering why we should care about disgusting monster girls when humanity could be strong on its own.

I don't know Anon, works on my wife.
Did you try pulling out and putting it back in again?

>>39139329
Especially if she gives you her cape afterwards to use as a blanket

>>39138985
Imagine spending an entire day in that slug's clothes.

>>39140393
Just install Gentoo on her. You'll be thankful. My wife never worked me so fast.

>>39139520
i must lick

>>39138496
It's nothing more beautiful to see monster girls being overjoyed with a child in her arms

>>39134875
A dragon is just a large, scaly, fire-breathing cat.

>>39140572
Kot detector is required

What Monstergirls would be really into racing/cars/dorifto stuff?

Other than Gremmy, who is sadly unable to pursue the driving half of her passion because her feet can't reach the pedals

I want to walk up to a monster - preferably a noble one - hug her and fall asleep while resting my head against her boobs.

>>39140572
Please don't anger the dragons. They'll ban us from entering draconian again

>>39140609
Please do not remind gremmy of her inability to pursuebher dreams

>>39140624
Surely they'll let me in if I just say I want to gaze upon their magnificence, especially the queen's.

>>39140666
She can drive a mean lap of go-kart though

>>39140617
even during business meetings? or war councils? when she is fighting her rival?

Malicious swamp dragons

>>39140731
HER swamp?

>>39140562

>>39140730
Yes. Besides, what better way to flex on her rival?

>>39140739
She can't own the whole swamp. She doesn't even use it all

>>39140892
The rest is for ogre

>>39133323

>>39140904
Can ogre save me from an evil order princess?

>>39140872
>evil vampire is fighting some heroine pally
>as she goes on her chunni tirade, anon opens the door and walks up to her
>gives her a hug and says "I love you!" and nestles his head into her boobs
>vamp stutters and blushes but gingerly returns the hug with question marks over her head
>meanwhile pally takes 110% mental damage and is defeated
the hero of the castle

>>39140966
That princess should be turned into an ogre herself.

>>39140892
Try tell her that. Go on, try.

>>39140987
I will. It's high time people tell dragons no for once

>>39140987
She's not malicious, she just acts edgy because she's trying to fit in.

>>39140985
>order princess turned into a tall tomboy with an unquenchable thirst for battle
not bad.

>>39141009
Ah, so she's a dork.

>>39133323
Submit to your robot overlords.

>>39141125
Most dragons are

>>39141009
I want to feel the place where a dragonesses scales merge with her skin.

AROUND FOXES

>>39141460
HIDE IN BOXES

>>39141379
I see you are a man of taste and curiosity as well

>>39141460
GUARD YOUR COCKSES!

>>39141460
look for bigger chests

>>39141460
>creepy rich fox hag doesn't understand that in this world you don't actually own people living inside the building you buy

>>39141482
>Oh look, he already started packaging himself for us. Well, finish the job and ship him off to Zipangu, we got a quota to meet.

>>39141460
I congratulate her on the purchase as I was moving out anyway

Its time for humans to be the badguys.

>>39136262
It's tough to be a god!
Tread where jungle cats have trod!
Be defied when really, you're a tom!

>>39141599
Do you think there are MGs who like delinquent bad boys, or would they all try to heal and fix them? Would older Zipangu monsters be into bancho-style guys?

>>39141599
Heh, you could say we were the monsters all along.

>>39141623
All girls like a bad boy to fix

>>39141599
learning how to be bad with the kool kots!

>>39141620
>Strongest jungle cat champion, arriving to fuck one of these so called "Human gods".

>>39141550
>vtuber
OUT

>>39141599
I'd hangout with the hellhound delinquent and her werewolf henchmen. Hopefully the class rep doesn't notice me skipping class or smoking

>>39141646
Nice boys are for bad girls.

>>39141660
m-mommy.....

Devil, Demon & Angel, Valkyrie Harem

>>39141646
Some guys like to bring out a good girl's wild side too. It can go back and forth.

>bancho anon starts dating the cute, proper Inari student council president
>gets her a motorbike and leather jacket of her own
>introduces her to the world of rock and roll
>over time she gets less shy and learns to be less of a stick in the mud
>anon curses less, quits smoking and his grades improve

>>39141703
I thought you were a conquistador, anon. What happened?

>>39133323

>>39141660
Why can't they just buy the story and let us have the gold they're hiding

>>39141726
Anon's Spanish bloodline is about to be overpowered by strong, kot warrior genes.

>>39141726
Conquistadors fucked tons of native women, anon is doing what he signed up for!

>>39141726
They were weak anyway. I'll show you the real way to deal with natives or my last name isn't Custer

>>39141745
Don't worry, they'll shower you with gold and gifts after they fuck you hard, can buy yourself something nice.

>>39141756
Someone's gonna get head.

>>39134707
Nya

>>39141379
That's where the skin is most sensitive and the scales are most malleable. Be careful around the base of the tail in particular.

>>39141660
>The other 'god' is pulled aside to help the head priestess with rituals and rites.

>>39133323

>>39141790
This cat needs to lay off the cocoa and tamales

Why are hag bellies so erotic?

Reasons to go to an undead realm
>cute young undead girls
>sexy revealing clothes and fat pale loli ass

>>39141974
Tum tums are cute, squishy and bulliable.
It's the inverse of how tomboy abs are erotic because they represent the potential for them to bully you.

>>39142001
I don't want a tomboy with abs to bully me, I want to kiss her and cuddle with her.

>>39141974
I'd rather weigh those tits

>>39141978
Impregnating a zombie, or a horde of them

>>39142062
Thankfully one of those was made too

>>39142069
nice

>>39141974
oooouhhh hag belly erotic

>bellies
No
Hips and thighs

>>39141974
squeeze monster hag belly at all times

>>39142121
squeeze monster hags at all time

Let monsters squeeze your belly

>>39142121
>>39142125
God hags are so erotic and huggable, God's gift

>>39142087
I just made the connection, I guess that's why this one was made

>>39141782
will do

I just learned there is a twilight book where the mc is a guy and there is a vampire girl and a werewolf girl fighting over him.

>>39142009
Cheshire moment

>>39142121
>huge tits
>soft bellies
>jiggly butts
>thick thighs
>easy to tease and squeeze

Hags are just so squishable.

>>39133323

>>39141954
What the fuck is with The Social Network reference?

>>39142189
cute dork

>>39142189
How charismatic!

>>39142189
Holy shit what an absolute dork.

>>39142181
They're also breedable!

>>39142189
I like how she's visibly less grumpy and serious over time, and you see her smiling in the present.

>>39142121
>>39142181
I love them! I love hags! I wanna cuddle one! I wanna grope one! Hags!

>>39142118
What if I like all of those? Come to think of it, I like boobs too. Guys, I think I might like women.

>>39142250
Gay

Beware of cows.
Do not accept free milk.

>>39142239
i fucking love hags! They get me going intp overdrive and past that, that belly just makes me go crazy

>>39137579
I could see the headlines in the news, Demon Lord invades human women most effected, who will pay taxes now that all the men have been liberated? The Demon lord is attacking hospitals and schools, remember the 6 gorillion husbandless human women.

>>39142009
>Anon breathed a sigh of relief, it was finally over
>Weeks of torment by that Cheshire, and seemingly nothing he could have done to stop her
>But it’s finished now. The threat is contained.
>No more days of hyper vigilance followed by sleepless nights
>Now, Anon can sleep
>Can’t even make it to his bed, he’s too tired, Anon falls asleep in the comfiest chair he has.
>It was the best sleep he has had in years.
>When Anon wakes up, though, something is wrong
>Everything is distorted, as if he is looking through a glass wall…
>No
>nononononononononono
>this can’t be happening! It was over!
>but as Anon looked at the giant cheshire holding the jar, her smug grin smiling back at him from outside the jar, he knew deep down…
>it had only just begun

>>39142318
Just roll some marbles on the floor and you don't have to worry about the hop vampires.

>>39142250
Woah cool it with the controversy anon

>>39142217
Anything that soft and cuddly is guaranteed to be extra-fertile. It's like they come equipped with all the core components of a broodmother before you even bed them.

>>39142346
>no tail
i feel nothing

>>39142313
Is she gonna fill the jar with breastmilk. That's the female version right?
the only other fluid is not so good.

>>39142369
I feel it. Tails are important, but it's still a very nice ass.

>>39142434
Oh yeah, then what do you pull while you're doing doggy style? Checkmate, no-tails.

>>39142250
you might be onto someting

>>39142454
Just use her ears as handlebars

did a nude quickie of the mob lilim jane, do you mind buck teeth?
https://files.catbox.moe/q4woft.png

>>39142521
chunky

>>39142230
The perfect female body

>>39142521
so fat...

>>39142563
shikigachafox
maybe this one won't suck your soul through your dick

Guys, hear me out!……kots

>>39142521
>do you mind buck teeth?
Kinda makes it a tad too dorky.

>>39142633
I was trying to go for a dorky kinda of feel anyways

>>39142619
Sounds fun, as long as she gives it back

>>39142621

>>39142661
Dumb kot, that's not your food!

>>39142718
nice, I love it!

>>39142661
>no cat that lazes around in just a shirt

>>39142718
she looks like shes dumb

Do someone have a Cheshire pic with military/knight theme ?

>>39142840

>>39142840

>>39142863
this looks like nonironic order self inserting

>>39142857
>>39142863
Thank you very much, I love both

>>39142118
>Hips and thighs
Yes, especially on lolis.

>>39142857
dumb memecat

>>39142883
one more for the road

You WILL breed the elf

>>39142907
sure thing boss, I'll breed THESE elves though
yours look dumb

>>39142907
uhhhh....but I dont know her!

>>39142896
I already had that one and it's my favorite. She made me love Cheshires and wanted to larp as some crusader for the extremist army. May KC be blessed

>>39142907
No.

>>39142886
telling a proud dragon knight about your dastardly plan to force her into retirement with repeated pregnancies

>>39142239
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>39142935
pathetic chesh makes me happy

>>39142962
make sure to tell her in vivid detail about how you would retire her, step by step
ignore her tail going under her battle skirt and heavy breathing, keep talking boy

>>39142345
doge

>>39142907
what if I dont?

>>39142988
AVERAGE HEALTHY VORE MONSTER!

>>39143121
You'll get an elf pestering you to fertilize her ancient eggs until you do.

>>39142988

>>39143121
Your home adress will be sent to every unmarried elf within your region.

>>39142907
What's the benefit of breeding an elf when almost everything else seems to have pointy ears too?

>>39143193
High impact cum wad to the face.