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3913757 No.3913757 [Reply] [Original]

You can only choose one.

And yes, even 2D girls poop. It's a shame, I know.

>> No.3913759

...I'd rather not be watching other people poop.

>> No.3913760

I can almost feel the burn of Cure Aqua.

>> No.3913763

>>3913759
Not even your favorite character?

>> No.3913764

>>3913759
You don't find it sexy? Weirdo.

>> No.3913770

Where is it from?

>> No.3913774
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Alice thread!?

>> No.3913780

I just take a shit today and it was not end well.

>> No.3913784

>>3913780
I took a shit today too.

>> No.3913801

>>3913774
At least she doesn't leak sperm like Anonymous does.

>> No.3913806

>>3913760
;_;
I felt it earlier today, after eating raisin bran for the first time in months.
This image makes me cringe.

>> No.3913809

I shat on the floor today.

>> No.3913813

Lemonade looks nice for her quantity but Aqua looks like a good experience too.

>> No.3913826
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Why /jp/ is so good?

>> No.3913827
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Cure Dream.

>> No.3913829

Rouge, she looks like she eats her fiber.

>> No.3913831

At first I thought those were penises, then I opened the thumbnail. I am disappoint.

>> No.3913836

>>3913831
are you halfblind or something?

>> No.3913842
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>>3913831
>I thought those were penises

>> No.3913853

>>3913757
Makes me want to "color" this image

>> No.3913854

Holy moley Look at the size of that fat sweet log that Cure Dream is pushign out....mmmmm just wanna grab th at and pull it out as she poops it......then jam my dick in the slick brown gaping stinkhole and let it undilate aroun my shaft...

>> No.3913857

Rouge is the worst, when you're actually suffering to squeeze it out, but it feel like a rock and it's getting nowhere.
Until suddenly, BAM - and it's landed. FEELS GOOD, MAN.

I must say it feels better if you're all alone and not on holiday with your family occupying the toilet for 20 minutes.

>> No.3913860

>>3913831
Same.

>> No.3913864

>>3913853
Do it.

>> No.3913882

Actually, Mint would be the only truly painful one, it's the kind that makes you feel like there's still poop inside you but no matter how much you try to squeeze it out you get those thin little strips only, evnetually you give up and wipe your ass but you can never get the poop completely clean so you end up having huge skidmarks all day.

>> No.3913899

>>3913882
Use a little water on the paper, bro.

>> No.3913900

Time to fap to my Touhou scat folder again.

>> No.3913901

>>3913857
>Until suddenly, BAM - and it's landed. FEELS GOOD, MAN.

I've never liked tidal wave shit.

>> No.3913907

These girls need to eat more fiber.

>> No.3913912

>>3913899

This is what my dad does after my mom yelled at him for leaving skidmarks everywhere. Just bend over to your tub and get some water on a wad of toilet paper.

>> No.3913923

>>3913901
It's the feeling of release after fighting for a long time that makes it all worth it.

I'll never forget the day where my asshole was actually standing wide open, and the log just wouldn't come out.
I could actually poke the shit while it was still inside me, but no matter how hard I wished for it, I couldn't just grab it and pull it out.

>> No.3913934

>>3913912
>everywhere
I guess my only having black boxer briefs saves me.
And I usually wear a pair of shorts when I sleep.

The idea of skidmarks on my white sheets isn't all that appealing.

>> No.3913948

What is with /jp/'s sudden obsession with scat?

>> No.3913952 [SPOILER] 
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>>3913948
Why is /jp/ so shitty?

>> No.3913953

>>3913923

Not a fan of constipation?

>> No.3913962

Guys. Get baby wipes. It's what I do for the boss battles. First 1-2 wipes, of course, wipe dry. Then crumple up a small ball with one "square" of toilet paper and wrap the baby wipe around it to wipe your ass until you don't get any brown. Works well.

>> No.3913964

>>3913953
Can't say I am, no.

>> No.3913965

>>3913962
Oh, and don't flush the baby wipes. They'll clog.

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Reminds me of one year in college when I didn't have enough money for food so I ate nothing but cereal bars and ramen noodles. I could only shit like every three days and it came out all chunky. I was really underweight that year.

>> No.3913971

>>3913965
Yeah, that was my first thought.
I don't really want to have a trashcan that smells like shit, and I live alone, so it's emptied once every two months or so when it's full of empty toilet paper rolls.

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Toilet time!...

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>> No.3913994

>>3913984
>>3913989
I find it cute when I don't have to see the shit.

>> No.3913997

/a/ > * > /jp/
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/a/ > * > /jp/

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>>3913994
Really?... Here... Have some more...

>> No.3914001

>>3913971
I thought that too, but it doesn't smell at all for some reason. My bathroom is small and I don't use any of those air freshening gizmos either. As long as you get majority of the shit off with dry toilet paper it shouldn't stink anything up.

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>> No.3914009

>>3913994
It's only cute when girls pee.

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>>3914009
Now don't tempt me to post those... this is a shit thread you know...

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>> No.3914025

>>3914001
I don't think I'll try it anyway. It's never been a problem for me.

My bathroom is tiny and my shower is pretty much the whole room where the shower curtain divides the shower/sink part with the actual toilet (and the door).

It's kinda cool now since I managed kill off all the flies who were living in the drain. Boiling water sure showed them.

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Nah... I'll go now...

>> No.3914038

>>3913757
This is sick, disgusting and stupid.

I request source on this. My erection demands it.

>> No.3914043

>>3913962
>>3913965
There are flushable wet napkins that exist. You can find them in the feminine hygiene aisle.

Flushing them, I've heard, apparently isn't 100% safe, but I've been using them for years and have never had a problem.

>> No.3914044

>>3913757
I like all their poop. It'd be awesome if I was under all of them.

>> No.3914061

It's things like this that make me miss old /g/. Gurochan is fucking stupid, I do not want poorly drawn western art on my guro site. I wish moot brings old /g/ back.

>> No.3914070

>>3914043

Are they septic safe? I only have a septic tank, not a sewer line.

>> No.3914087

Ahaha, now I get it. Aqua is having a bad case of the runs because there's Aqua in her name. How clever.

>> No.3914106

Cure Dream > Cure Passion > Cure White > Cure Black > Cure Bloom > Cure Lemonade > Cure Egret > Cure Bright > Cure Windy > Milky Rose > Cure Peach > Shiny Luminous > Cure Rouge > Cure Aqua > Cure Berry > Cure Mint > Cure Pine

>> No.3914107

>>3914070
I just checked my box, and it didn't say anything against septic tank use.
I don't have this brand, but according to this site (http://webcondomstore.com/category/female-personal-care-feminine-wipes/)) they should be. You might want to try only flushing 1 or two at a time at first, though.

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>>3914106
>* > Cure Pine

>> No.3914117

>>3914107

Awesome, thanks. I'll definitely look for them the next time I go shopping.

>> No.3914166

I'll take some Cure Dream

>> No.3914181

>>3913948

I've always enjoyed a bit of scat now and again, it's actually quite hot seeing your favourite Touhou squeezing one out. Real scat is pretty disgusting though.

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If your cruising for a bruising,
And your cornhole starts a oozing.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Some people think its gross
But its really good on toast
Diarrhea, diarrhea

>> No.3914273

>>3913989

I always thought that in that picture the loli imouto is taking a pregnancy test.

>> No.3914300

>scat thread
>62 posts and 16 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

what

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>>3914300

Problem?

>> No.3914349

I've had a Cure Rouge so bad that it made my asshole bleed. Feels bad man.
Guess that's why they call it rouge!

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>>3914349

Feels bad indeed.

>> No.3914366

>>3914363
Nooo peaches why!?

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>>3914366

That's just how she is.

>> No.3914398

What the fuck is this shit

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>>3914398

Dohoho.

>> No.3914415

What a well timed thread, I just spent an hour on the toilet I started with a mint, went to a lemonaid and then dealt with aqua for about an hour. In short my ass burns like fuck.

>> No.3914419

Why don't they take a shit in the toilet, like all the good girls do?

>> No.3914434
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>>3914419

Cos it wouldn't be hot.

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Aqua.

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>> No.3914468

>>3914008
>Hair hanging into the toilet.
Oh fucking hell.

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>> No.3914691

I once took a shit while eating a sandwich. Problem was, I miscalculated how much it would take me to eat all the sandwich and I ended up sitting on the toilet for a good 10 minutes. By the time I was done the air was saturated with the foul smell of shit wafting out of the toilet. I had to eat the last bites of sandwich while literally holding back my gag reflexes.

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Why is she so lovely?

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>> No.3915218

GET OUT KS DEVS

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wut has been seen...

>> No.3915251

Quite incredible to see a scat thread be one of the best on the front page.

>> No.3915259
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>> No.3915270

/a/ > * > /jp/
>implying

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>>3915251

Anon is tsundere for scat.

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My goal in life is to some day squeeze out a turd this big. I just don't know how.

>> No.3915358
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>>3915332

I'm surprised there isn't any blood. My ass gets completely ripped apart when I take a huge shit to the point that I actually bleed.

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I'll spare you the next page.

>> No.3915377

>>3915332

Why would you want that? Feels bad man.

It won't flush unless you break it in smaller pieces with a tool or your bare hands.

>> No.3915387

>>3913962

I actually lol'ed quite heartily at referring to huge turds as "boss battles"

Worst thing ever, I had gotten a hold of some bad food or something, most excruciatingly painful cure rouge immediately followed by cure aqua and my ass bleeding enough to drip blood at an alarming rate. To add insult to injury I had to call someone to come take me to the hospital. The only person who was available to assist was my mom.

>> No.3915411

>>3915373
why, is the translation even worse on the next page?

>> No.3915472

>>3915373

Now I'm curious. Please post it, good sir.

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>>3915472
Though (>>3915483) also works, I guess.

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>> No.3915515

>>3915495
I felt my soul shatter.

>> No.3915521

>>3915495

Saucer plz

>> No.3915534

>>3915521
Video Girl AI, chapter 14. The first 13 chapters tell a semi-separate story.

>> No.3915537

>>3915521
Video Girl Ren(Len), by Amakatsu Katsura. Made Video Girl Ai. Currently working on Zetman.

>> No.3915559

>mugenjohncel
thread ruined.

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>102 posts and 37 image replies omitted

I love you, guys.

>> No.3915622

fakepucco, so good.

>> No.3915636
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Why the fuck you you post this OP

>> No.3915669

So, does Video Girl Ai have an happy end ?
I don't want to go throught 15 volumes only to get a bittersweet end.

>> No.3915684

I love fakepucco scat so much.

>> No.3915684,1 [INTERNAL] 

I'm surprised this lasted as long as it did.. and I'm not banned either.

>> No.3915684,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>3915684,1
It's because the mods know /jp/ is so shitty.

>> No.3915684,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>3915684,2

Dohoho. I guess I'll have to experiment with the meido by making another scat thread later on today. I may actually get banned this time.

>> No.3915684,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>3915684,3
Do it.

>> No.3915684,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>3915684,2
Why is the ghost board so lifeless?

>> No.3915684,6 [INTERNAL] 

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5139/95871212.png

I just now wake up and find this waiting when I go to /jp/. Goddamn it, what?

>> No.3915684,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>3915684,6
You executed one of Kimmo's Trojans. And now your computer is posting the spam.

>> No.3915684,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>3915684,7
But I didn't. I'm not silly enough to run that 4chan.js stuff and whatnot.

>> No.3915684,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>3915684,6
I've been hit by those, too, when Anonymous2007!ALICE would parrot parts of the Anontalk bot's phrases. You might have unwittingly said something like that and got banned when they banned all posts that contained that word/phrase.

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