/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39103677

Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/aa9NjGdU

Image-Based Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/G5xm1rbQ

>>39103747
Off-topic.

>>39103677
Nothing would be better than restraining Erika with her beloved tape and psychologically torturing her. It'd be so nice to hear her scream and cry after all the shit she put everyone through!

The trap master

>>39103803

Honestly, there's not really any point to posting here anymore. It was fun for a bit, but these threads have gotten incredibly stale. I noticed someone was trying to create their own spin on these threads, but was pretty quickly shut down by mods I guess. Nothing new gets posted at all and the only thing to even look forward to is Trianthology and MAYBE Phase 2, if it even exists.
So I guess I'm just going to stop posting.

>>39103792
i want to rip erika's outfit apart and parade her naked in front of the whole cast!

>>39104326
when did you start posting here?

>>39104347
January 2022

>>39104357
it's one of those threads that you visit occasionally when you feel like talking about something wtc related
no reason to be here all the time

>>39104326
>>39104357
You're a newfag. Your opinion doesn't matter.

>>39103747
Only decent post.
Thread is trash designed to cause fighting.

>>39104357
That's nothing, I've been here daily since November 2020 and I still didn't quit. I have nowhere else to go really

>>39103823
Satoko stuck in the fap dimension

Buying groceries with this cute lady

>>39104678
>>39104144
>>39103823
>>39103803
Stop posting shitoko already we dont need her
Rika rika sexka

>>39104326
Now if only the anons who don't even want to talk about the main topic of the thread could make the same conclusion...

I finished reading Higurashi recently, I liked it a lot.

>>39105009

>>39105052
rude witch

So did kanonposter actually write her fanfic?

>>39105461
Nice ai generated art

>>39104609
>>39104357
>>39104326
I posted few times in here before shitsugou but youre even worst than my situation. You shouldve borned in 1984, kiddo.

>>39105704
Don't call me kiddo, I'm 34 next month

>>39105715
27 here
But still 1984

>>39104326
Mionposting doesn’t improve anything.
And the last thread actually got pretty good after the first purge.

>>39103788
It's not off-topic if it's designed to handle the spam that plagues these threads. It's beneficial. I suggest you deal with it, anon.

>>39105009
What did you like the most about it? WHat didn't you like about it? Favourite/least favorite scenes?

>>39103747
Off-topic.

>>39103747
On-topic and usefull.

I unironically enjoy those threads. I however hate the needless horndog whistling that occasionally occurs. Feet and 'sextoko/sexka' posters are unironically the worst on here. Italianon is obnoxious but entertaining.

>>39106009
What about the BIG posters

>>39106059
Stop.

>>39106009
higukeks need a containment thread

>>39106009
howdy sperg

>>39106063
Haven't even started.

>>39106059
How long has it been since a post like that?

>>39106081
Last thread.

>>39106090
In the actual post and not the filename.

>>39106109
Didn't stutter.

>>39104339
She’s too pure for that.

Why would anyone care about the girl being pure? Don't you want someone with experience?

>>39106146
Erika is pure because she died falling off a ship. Might have been suicide. The version in Umineko is just a complete fantasy created by the Hachijo typewriter duo. The real one is a blank slate. Pure.

>>39106193
"Pieces cannot do things that are impossible for their original selves"

>>39106193
Pure what?

>>39105837
Cute

>>39105837
What if Ikuhara directed Gousotsu?

>>39106009
keep seething

>>39106213
I don’t think that’s the correct quote.
I think you are trying to use Dlanor’s statement. Which is Dlanor’s opinion and not a fact.

>>39106307
Dlanor, the girl known for her many biased opinions.

>>39106331
It’s still an opinion and not a fact.
Dlanor gets BTFO a couple of times and she’s not flawless in her reasoning or anything.
Therefore this can be disregarded.

My wife Dlanor is fucking useless!
Can’t even beat Battler or some goats!
She’s just an outdated sheet of detective rules!

No need to be rude towards Dlanor.

>>39106146
>Don't you want someone with experience?

No.

>>39106357
There's an excuse for every time she fails that doesn't include her being wrong, from being locked out of the red truth that would've worked in the argument to wanting to build Battler up to understanding the truth.
What's your issue with that statement anyway? A piece do something you don't like? This seems to happen every time this comes up.

>>39106424
>What's your issue with that statement anyway?
That anon's very autistic

>>39106009
it's not our fault when every fucking chapter has something like the bottom panel

>>39106458
Will this nigger make sexy rikas already. Fucking trash

>>39106431
Nice of you to ignore the literal lore and rules of the game just to keep your waifu pure. Funny enough, Erika's entire character is used to make fun of this. Did your ex boyfriend cheat on you too, anon?

>>39106468
why so angry thο

Dlanor is overrated

>>39106424
I didn’t see why that statement gets any sort of credibility. It’s no more valuable than any other statement made by any other character about anything. It would be far easier to claim that the pieces in the board have NO relevance to their “original” characters. After all they’ve been written by multiple different authors in-universe each with their own agenda.
But people keep bringing it up like Dlanor has some sort of authority with this statement.

>>39106431
>autism
It’s a discussion, but sure anon just claim autism when someone says something you don’t like about a detail. Will we just go back to posting shit about charms instead or replying to the Italian. That’s actual autism.

>>39106468
Oh he’s mad.

>>39106484
So is he.

>>39106505
Nope. Just made some comments.
But yeah just reduce it to
>autism
>he mad
There is no value in this sort of post.

>>39106547
Some angry comments.

>>39106484
I suppose you could see it as a statement by the authors of these fragments (Ikuko and Tohya) that the pieces act as close to the original people as they understand them, if you wanted to discount Dlanor's opinion a little. Of course, Dlanor is the leader of one of the most renowned agencies of the Great Court of Heaven. She's unlikely to be wrong on the topic of something she's dealt with on a regular basis for a great many years, at least in the context of the story presented. If the point is made that a piece acted against what the person would do, and it was acknowledged as going against that statement, that would be another thing, but there's no sense in saying it's wrong simply because every word Dlanor states can't be taken as fact. That's one step off of going down the Erika route and seeing anything not in red as being untrue.

>>39106555
I still say it’s not a valuable comment for, Dlanor and shouldn’t be used as evidence of any kind. If we go by not using magic then She’s not a renowned leader of anything.
She’s a fictional insert by the Hachijo’s.
If we want to go down the magic route then it’s still not a solid statement. I consider that version of Erika to have nothing to do with whatever the dead Erika that fell of the boat was like.

>>39106606
Why would Dlanor say it if it wasn't true?

>>39106256
It would include a 5 minues long close up shot of Satoko while she's taking Teppei's dick.

>>39106634
You are beyond help. Everyone here is.

>>39106623
She was bored or something

>>39106640
Don't group me with that freak.

>>39106691
Don't be so sensitive.

>>39106634
Kill yourself sh?tokocummer

>>39106640
How would Ikuhara have directed Gousotsu according to you then?

>>39106813
By not including a five minute shot of Satoko getting sexed up by Teppei. Lots of surreal scenes with lots of "subtle" gnostic symbols sprinkled with some top tier OST.
Evryone would have still hated the ending no matter what, Ikuhara and Ryukishi would make thinly veiled mean comments aimed at each other thanks to their conflicting visions.
Ikuhara would make a movie in which the gang gets turned into bicycles. It's symbolic.

>>39106840
>Ikuhara
He would include five minute shot of rika getting rXXXX up by wolf

>>39104347
>>39104357 isn't me.
I've been here since right before Italianon showed up.

People making the argument Dlanor is making up shit is thé perfect exempke as to why I don't bother arguing with people here. So stupide.

I say we all start slamming our heads on the keyboard.

>>39106780
the fuck's a tokocummer

>>39106923
>argues
>dangles bait

>>39106923
That's just the logical direct conclusion for anyone who believes the meta was part of the forgeries too. Dlanor's words are irrelevant, and there's nothing special about the pieces since they're just fictional characters, so there's nothing forcing them to be anything like their real world counterparts.

Personally, I think the description of the message bottles completely rule out the idea the meta was part of the forgeries (since the forgeries stood out due to mimicking the message bottles, which obviously wouldn't be the case if they changed the whole core of the story so much).

the manga sucks

>>39107008
okay

>>39106946
(you)

>>39107008
This is true but it does not mean you can easily separate the meta as generally it’s related to what is going on in either the message bottles or the forgeries.
In the forgeries esps]finally the addition of Dlanor is clearly related to Hachijo writing Episode 5 with more of a mystery feel and this is why we get a detective and a representation of Knox rules (Dlanor)
You can’t definitively assign the meta a higher level of authority at any rate.

>>39107079
There is no way to assign any level of authority to anything that happens in Umineko, thanks to its unreliable narration.

>>39107079
>In the forgeries especially the addition of Dlanor
Typo.

>>39107096
Yeah pretty much.

Whatchadoing, /07/th

>>39107008
Then what the fuck happened in EP5 and EP6 in the forgery without the meta? Everyone (except Eva if the situation demands it) needs to die, but it was far from that situation at the end of the 'reality' segments. If mimicking the message bottles means there can be no meta, then surely it would also mean that no one can survive the events of Rokkenjima? I'd want to see that.

>>39107041
no seriously
Kuchiki Toko?

>>39107140
It's computers girl!

>>39107157
>Kuchiki
Yeah sure, our famous FBspammer, shounenfag, /a/tourist

>>39105910
>what did you like the most about it
amazingly tense, high "what the fuck is going on" factor, surprisingly optimistic in spite of it all

all the characters were pretty likable and some had more depth than i really expected (my favorites were ooishi, takano, rena and rika)

>what didn't you like about it
hanyu doesn't feel like a real character even though she is cute. her mental regression isn't really believable to me and her relationship with characters beyond rika is given no time to develop, which makes it weird to see them treat her like an accepted friend (even if it happened offscreen)

>favorite scenes
all the scenes involving keiichi murdering teppei were great, very hair-raising. in general any time the pov character is losing it straps you in for a good ride

on an emotional level i think every ending in kai fucked me up

>least favorite scenes
some of the otaku rant bits were dragging on too long and made me want to skip them even though i otherwise enjoyed the sol

>>39107145
What do you mean?
They are entirely forgeries. None of what happened actually happened in Episode 5 or 6 so taking the meta out entirely would make no difference.
The Hachijo forgeries are considered by Ange to be close to the what could have happened. This is because they were written partly by an amnesiac Battler who obviously knew something about the events.

>>39107248
>my favorites were ooishi

>>39107233
????????

>>39107258
Random name insertion is a well used tactic of our resident shitposters.

>>39107248
Glad to see that you enjoyed it. How would you rank the chapters?
Time to read Umineko now!

>>39107253
EP5 without the meta would end on Natsuhi's confession of guilt. EP6 without the meta ends with Battler disappearing from a closet. They don't exactly fit the end state of forgeries (when the seagulls cry, nobody will be left alive) just yet. Either the forgeries were longer than shown to accomodate for that discrepancy, or they did in fact end without even completing all the twilights. You wouldn't exactly call those forgeries good at mimicking the message bottles if by the end of them half of the family aren't even dead.

>>39107145
Well, if the meta narrative is separate from the forgeries, it'd mean we don't actually see the full story of what was in the actual episode 5 and 6 forgeries, since the meta narrative just cuts before they even get to the end.

>>39107320
You are asking for an Umineko contunuation/spin-off, be careful.

>>39107350
What could the evil mastermind even do with those two loose ends?

>>39107375
I'm scared of him, because I can't predict him.

>>39107257
he was really the coolest guy while reading. just the perfect mix of coming off kinda slimy and potentially untrustworthy but also like your most reliable ally depending on the circumstance

>>39107290
i read umineko as a teen like 11-12 years ago, so reading higurashi for the first time was actually in preparation for re-reading it. i loved it back then, now i'm gonna see how it holds up with the new sprites and voice acting (although i have a lot of attachment to the old ones)

>>39107387
Ooishi deserves his own ova.

>>39107387
oops I forgot to reply to chapter ranking, but honestly it's very hard to rank them lol

>>39107387
Ooishi was great, he had his own motivations, so depending on who we were following his role would change. Either K1's only ally in Oni, his enemy for part of Tatari, or shaky allies with Shion or Rena.
"Oyashiro's servant" really is a fitting name

>>39107312
But they are not trying to mimic the message bottles. They are not written to do that, they are presenting a different viewpoint.
I don’t call them credible. Ange recognises them as being much more credible. This is because of crippled Battlers involvement.

My brain damaged husband Tohya is so crippled!

>>39107468
>since the forgeries stood out due to mimicking the message bottles, which obviously wouldn't be the case if they changed the whole core of the story so much
>But they are not trying to mimic the message bottles
So what, did they just manage it by coincidence or something?

Look at this proud mom!

>>39107510
No, they manage to get close to a realistic feel according to Ange.
How did they manage it? One of them was there and the other one gets Eva’s diary.

My epic husband Okonogi is a military special agent who messes up a village and then becomes involved in food catering and then becomes a CEO and then becomes a military special agent again in the far future!

>>39107643
We get it. You like men.

>>39107727
How can you be so sure?

>>39107643
your husband okonogi is a jobber who got beaten up by a little girl

>>39107741
Have you seen anon's posts?

>>39107747
But he lives forever.

>>39107468
It's not just Ange though. Hachijo's forgeries gathered general attention due to how close they supposedly felt to the bottles.

>>39107762
Forever carrying with him the shame of being destroyed by Mion.

Why isn't Mion on a sex offenders list? She is a public menace.

>>39107782
Yes that’s true, I was just using Ange as an example.

>>39107786
He takes revenge on the Canadian who is a reincarnation of Mion.

>>39107375
The more obvius answer since Umineko ep 8:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJbE3uWN9vE

>>39107816
No spoilers please.

>>39107795
Sonozakis cover up any sexual harassment

>>39107375
George….please eat a salad.

I cant stop malding at the mere thought of male lion. Please help. I just wish ryukushi went on and said a definite answer, I can't deal with the catbox. I wish to know to either continue obsessing over Lion or to get intrested in another character.

>>39107831
She is horrible. Somebody has to stop her.

>>39107832
And less going to McDonalds and more eating traditional Japanese food, you fat piece of shit.

I already don't like her after 5 minutes of screen time, the bitchy insufferable sister that's a clone of her brother it's just cringe.

>>39107795
Being an honorary old man lets her get away with many things. If she had the confidence of a true old bastard Keiichi would've learned the true experience of being in an ero-doujin

>>39107935
Ah, yes, raw fish and rotten beans.

>>39107974
Ange is the heart of the story.

>>39107982
Tastes good honestly
Natto is ok
Good sashimi grade fish is tasty.
Ryukishi is clearly eating something more powerful.

>>39108029
>the heart of the story
>introduced near the end of the question arcs
I doubt it.

>>39108046
>>Tastes good honestly
Acquired taste

>>39108048
Rika’s role wasn’t nearly as important until you got past that point in Higurashi too.
Ryukishi does this.

>>39108062
Ryukishi has acquired other tastes.

>>39108062
What isn't an required taste? After not eating cheese for a decade not only was it pretty flavorless but it also gave me explosive diarrhea.

>>39108103
You are lactose intolerant (lmao), plus cheese is usually heavily flavored.
>What isn't an required taste?
Hhaha

>>39108048
just wait for it lol

Ange’s explosive diarrhoea is at the heart of the story.
If this had not happened she would have been on the island.
But in the end, her ass separated her from the family.

Ange's explosive growth is at the heart of the story.

Ange explodes

Ciconia is not a required taste.
It can be skipped.

you must at least read the bible

You must read Chinese oracle bones if you really want to get Umineko.

Garticphone with /07th/ in a few hours!

>>39108377
>Garticphone
What's that.

>>39108278
does reaching about the i ching in the his dark materials series count? because it got really fucking weird after the first book

>>39108454
Reading "His dark materials" absolves you of having to read Umineko.

>>39108435
Funny drawing game where you write prompts for other people to draw & draw other people's prompts
then you have to describe what previously was the art of other people's prompts....etc, it's easier to just play.

>>39108473
its too late i already read it. the part where they bore a hole in the bottom of Hell and led all the souls out was pretty rad though

>>39108495
That series of books was awesome to read as a kid

Mean mods.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>>39108264
I want to kill myself

Love or hate Satoko she is extremely cute.

>>39108633
Livestream it if possible

>>39108633
I want to kill everyone, except maybe 30 people I like.

>>39108641
uoh

>>39108693
Morrowind.....now that was a game...

>>39108665
>except
especially

>>39108641
Mentally ill shitokofucker cant draw rika like this

>>39108768
he hates rika;

>>39108655
Not for shitokoniggers

>>39108782
What about shitokocrackers?

What's with all this racism? The jannies should really clean this place up.

>>39108774
I always had a hunch he did

>>39108811
He hates Rika because she has blue hair

>>39108819
Based. I literally hate all anime characters with dark blue hair, only the ones with light blue hair can look decent.

>>39108835
That'd be a cute thread to make.

Rika was the first loli character I liked.

>>39108844
Irrelevant art since shitsugou ruined the feel of rika. Fuck you world

>>39108873
>Fuck you world
Any world in which a cute creature like this could suffer so much (in fiction or reality) is deserving of a big FUCK.

>>39108641
OG non-Watanabe Satoko is cute. nu-Watanabe evil Satoko is shit and I hate her.

>>39108900
True, but it's so hard to re-read old novels, especially Tatarigoroshi

>>39108918
Tatarigoroshi becomes better after Gousotsu

>>39108873
Meguri showed Rika drinking.

>>39108932
Clearly talking about "shitsugou" and not meguri thο?

>>39108942
>>39108932
And clearly megushit only favors shitoko and makes fanservice for her?

>>39108931
No, it doesen't. Gousotsu clearly shows Satoko doesen't give two shits about K1 which ruins the entire chapter.

>>39108975
I WILL have my vengeance
>>39108978
We were clearly talking bout shitsugou please insult it

>>39108871
>Rika was the first loli character I liked
Just how young are you?? My first loli love was Rosetta from Kaleido Star, maybe I'm just a boomer though.

>>39108983
For me it was Sakura from Cardcaptors

>>39108983
I'm 24 and Higurashi was one the first anime I watched.

>>39108983
May from Pokemon, I wasn't much of a Mistycuck despite starting with Kanto.

>>39107140
Looking for work.

>>39108835
>>39108819
Unbased twats
Kill yourselves

>>39108918
Stop letting the garbage cash-in taint your love for Higurashi. It doesn't matter. It came years later and was never a thing when the original was written. Higurashi is about a bunch of lovable kids overcoming fate after loops of suffering and living happily ever after, and they did, and nothing written twenty years later should take that away from you.

Here, have a Satoko; she is a cute, innocent but bratty girl who would never, EVER consciously torture and murder her friends. She is pure and you should love her as the punchable little sister you never had.

>>39109136
>>Kill yourselves
But I like rika

>>39109180
Satoko is a cute little girl that cares for her friends and her nii-nii, and that will always be true!

Technically, Gousotsu introduced nothing that would make Satoko kill her-Anon was brutally murdered.

>>39109180
The pixiv post that image came from is full of evil, gay Satokos. Very disappointing.

>>39109258
>>39109180

That apron Satoko carrying drinks is specifically a Sotsu scene...

>>39109258
It has this one too though~

>>39109311

>>39109311
Satoshi becomes gay and feeds Keiichi.
Satoko becomes gay and kills thousands.

>>39106146
Experience with what, leaving you the moment a better catch comes along? It's pretty clear from the statistics that people don't get better at relationships by burning through partners, they just pick up more baggage.

>>39109358
Why did I laugh

>>39109358
Satoko had Eua gaslighting her, though, otherwise she would have fed Rika a lot.

If Higufags discussed Umineko:
Kill Shitssica and Shitorge. Yasu belongs only to CHADttler.

>>39109470
Don't give them ideas. higufags are probably the rosa x battler fags around here, shit opinions all around.

>>39109180
There’s nothing innocent about murdering your parents.
Au au

>>39109470
Sounds more like if current /a/ got a hold of Umineko. Pray we never get another anime.

>>39109302
>>39109258
Death of the Author. That Satoko is cute, innocent and pure. You cannot prove otherwise.

>>39109538
>>Death of the Author
Leaving the thread. And it was going so well.

>>39109545
See you then, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>39109564
...I won't.

>>39109564
Be polite and hold the door open for others

Where did that blogging anon go? the one who liveread that one umineko fangame. did he actually get banned?

Anyone else unable to sleep without imaging that their pillow is Mion?

>>39109538
So, that's the power of magic...

>>39109599
I can't sleep wihot hugging my pillow and pretending it's my lover, but it's not Mion.

>>39109628
Her left shoe looks like it has an arch, while her right shoe looks flat. Trash. Where does she get dressed, at the GARBAGE BIN?

DIIIIIIIIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
disappointment to mother, nobody to father, Rika isn't real.

Why no one ever talk about Higanbanana?

>>39109711
One day I will read it.

>boobobsboobs
>sexsexsex
>arthgghsnnn\\\\\
IM SICK OF BOOBAMEN
GIVE ME A SMALL-CHESTED WOMAN ANY DAY! SOMEONE LIKE THAT FOREIGN ACTRESS EMMA STONE. BUT NONO YOU RATHER WASTE YOUR LOW-TIER CUM ON BOOBAS. GOOD GOOD KEEP ON WASTING YOUR CUM ON BOOBAS I DON'T NEED LOW-TIERS LIKE YOU!

>>39109733
GOOOD EVENING

Rika needs to calm down

>>39109733
Scheiße

In a more refined manner. Lolis/Shotas are gross, I'm not a pedophile. However, Small chests are really good and underrated. same with thin thighs.
Androgynous bodies are hot, especially if she's a tomboy. a character that comes to mind is Lion.

>>39109756
>Lolis/Shotas are gross
gay taste my not meinneger

Eua... Tabi... Feet...

I came to abridged satokos art.

I am going to treasure my Satoko forever. I hope all you do the same.

>>39109933
I DON'T CARE I ONLY TREASURE RIKA
BYE

>>39109933
I'm not sure what that image makes me want to do to Satoko.

>>39109947
Rika vore.

>>39109933
Oh I'll treasure her alright

>>39109711
How does the manga compare to the VN for Higanbana? I know the manga came first, but is the VN just a direct adaptation like Hinamizawa Bus Stop or does it have extra content?

>>39109961
Satoko is meant to be proteccted at all costs. If you find yourself wanting to do bad things to her then you are a failure of an onii-chan and should kill yourself immediately.

Kill yourselves shiotkihateyou all
rika rika
talk rika

>>39110029
Look if she wants it then it's more cruel to refuse her than to go along with it, and I would never ever do such a thing without her consent.

>>39110029
Who would want to do bad things to her? I would do nothing I'd consider bad myself.

I honestly can't blame her uncle for raping her.

>>39110057
Satoko would never ask you for sex and you know it deep down so give up and go for a more attainable girl like Oryou or Rena's mom.

Why the fuck you post and talk about shitokldsa? fucking don't you EVER POST RIKA YOU DON'T DESERVE HER GO FUCK YOURSLVERS

>>39110087
Sounds more like you don't want competition.

>>39110104
I already came twice today

>>39110088
ok i wont

Gouka goodka

>>39110156
mmmmmfpgn

>>39110156
Why you're replying to me with shitmeto WHO FUCKING DIDN'T DRAW RIKA IN HIS GARBAGE SIHTWER OVER FUCKING 4 MONTHS?
>>39110104
>>39110141
>>39110087
>>39110063
>>39110178
>>39110057
kill yourselves fake rikaniggers don't ever fucking talk about rika with me niggers.

>>39110178
The sound I make when gasping for air from under Satoko's fat ass.

>>39110189
That's not Rika, that's Frederica Bernkastel. Fake Rika fan!

>>39110190
That pgn is Satoko letting a cute toot

>>39110213
First of all it's png not pgn and second it's not even png but jpg.

>>39110234
"mmmmmfpgn"

>>39110213
>>39110234
>>39110294
>>39110201
mentally ill shitsugou refugees

>>39110320
Punish me, Rika chama

>>39110320
Fake Rika fan!

>>39105461
i'm workin on it man give me time
i'm writing my own damn vn engine too, because i'm a fucking moron
it'll happen when it happens

>>39110327
>>39110337
she's not punishing shitokokikes

>>39110320
Rika is probably really good at giving slow and delicate blowjobs.

>>39110348
Fake!

>>39110348
Verbally abuse me, Rika chama

>>39110348
Ugh fine.

>>39110350
I don't about your shitoko opinion
>>39110357
shitokofag

rika rika
>>39110361
hang yourself already
>>39110367
niggertokofag

>>39110372
Faaake!

>>39106867
ikuhara would have stock footage of all the club members getting their asses sucked out by a frog

>>39110350
fellatio expert rika chama

*cough* *cough*
After I'm gone...Please tell them...

"Erika is used goods!"

>>39110450
Oh don't be so dramatic, that's common knowledge

>>39110450
Nope. She may not be pure, but I ain't pulling your shit either.

>>39110029
かわいい

/07th/, I have a headache :(

>>39110478
>She may not be pure
I win.

>>39109933
>>39109961
>>39110029
the shitoko criclejerk is annoying
go fuck yourselves

>>39108596
he has manifested

>>39110499
So it was you then. Wasn't certain initially, but only you have a million slightly different zooms of a character you do nothing but complain about.

>>39110514
She has a name, you know? It's Satocunny.

>>39110450
Used mediocres more like

>>39109470
but i'm a higufag and i love shitssica

>>39110495
Fart. It helps.

>>39110524
no as good as rikunny's.

>>39110521
Doesn't change the fact that I won, and that's all that matters.

Really wish Ryu didn't make her used goods, though.

Oh no

>>39110514
¡ɹǝdǝǝɯ pǝuᴉɟǝɹ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉɥʇ ǝʌol I

>>39110554
Won what? What have you won? The title of number one whiner? Unfortunately, that title's already taken by the guy who whines about meidos all the time.

>>39110554
This character is pure.
That’s not even the real Erika.
The real Erika fell from a boat and drowned.
This is the Hachijo stand-in fake.
The real Erika is pure.

>>39110546
Yuck! Incomparable to Satocunny for sure...

>>39110586
You're making rikunny cry with this absurd false opinion

>>39110583
If that's not even the real Erika, then that still makes this Erika used goods. Plus, it's the only Erika that you know, the other drowned Erika is as good as inexistent and also irrelevant, this means that the only Erika that you know is used goods 100%

>>39110580
You wouldn't get it, without love it cannot be seen.

>>39110554
Erika has a childish body and is assumed to be younger than most of the cousins by the Ushiromiya family. Despite this, the circumstances of the relationship she described to Dlanor clearly implied that it was a relationship between two working adults.
From this we can conclude that the body Erika was given by Bernkastel as a piece is either of wholly original design by Bernkastel or an age-regression of Erika's to a point before she was in that relationship. If that body was never involved in the only relationship we have reason to assume Erika was ever entangled in, we can surmise that the body of the piece and witch called "Furudo Erika" is physically pure, despite the taint on her soul.
Simply from the presence of Furudo Erika's flat chest, this level of reasoning is possible. Everyone, your thoughts?

>>39110605
Both have their unique recommending qualities. Obviously the true answer is to enjoy the pair of them as shimai-don.

>>39110613
Well the only other thing I can think of is that you've won in saying Erika's used goods, and I can't think of even a single person so pathetic that they'd celebrate the woman they like fucking a man once so they can be allowed to cry about it all the time. That's not what you meant, right? You're not that bad, are you?

>>39110652
As expected you still don't get it, but I'll make it simple for you; I win because you lose.

>>39110626
Nonsensical, the relationship was never implied to be between two working adults.

>>39110677
If you can't say what you've won, then I can just say I've won. You'll have to be specific, because otherwise I win everytime, all the time, and that's that.

>>39110677
Of course it was. Just go back and read the scene in which she describes it to Dlanor again if you failed to notice it.

>>39110688
Except only I win, because I'm the winner, because you're the loser.

>>39110695
I did, and it wasn't implied.

>>39110709
Nope. I win. Too bad.

>>39110709
Are you really going to make me go back and pull screenshots to show you the key lines of text? It was completely clear that both Erika and the man she suspected of cheating on her were adults in that situation.

>>39110739
I'm willing to believe the man that cheated on her was an adult, but not that Erika was one.

>>39110714
Nope, only I win.

>>39110613
How could the original Erika be used goods?
The boyfriend story is invented by the Hachijo’s.
You have no idea about the original Erika.

Furudo Purerika

>>39110760
I know, it's so sad you've lost once again, but what can you do? It must be hard, being unable to ever win ever, but them's the breaks. I can't truly understand your plight, being forever the winner, but I can at least offer you words of consolation. It's alright to lose, my friend. Not everyone can be the winner.

>>39110626
Within universe Bernkastel is not real
Erika is not real
Dlanor is a shitty write up of Knox laws.
This level of reasoning is too much for you.

>>39110789
But you have not proven anything. You are just saying you won.
The Italian vegetable does that every thread and gets BTFO hard.
Erika is pure.

>>39110811
You've got the parties mixed up, my friend.

>>39110795
Are you a moron? Can you not read? It doesn't matter whether the real Erika is pure or not, the fact is; the Erika that you know is used goods, THIS Erika is used goods.

>>39110811
You've got the parties mixed up, retard.

>>39110789
I win, bitch.

>>39110760
Geh. Castling, are we? It's certainly true that it's much harder to assault the position if one puts aside the assumption that it was a relationship between two people of the same age-group...
How about this? The fact that Erika had the freedom of movement necessary to stalk that man and collect evidence on him suggest she was beyond the age of compulsory education! Her largely equal standing in their relationship argument points to this being a relationship between peers! The Erika in that relationship was an adult, of college-age at least.

>>39110795
Debating the details of characters one dismisses as wholly unreal and amorphous is meaningless and impossible. Thus, in order to discuss Erica, we suspend the fictional nature of her character both within and without the canon universe of Umineko in order to have a dialogue. That's the nature of discussing fiction, and the fact that Erika is fiction within fiction doesn't change it.

>>39110824
Enough of this. Look into this Erika. Understand its message. I have won. Bye.

>>39110824
There is no such Erika to be impure.
It’s just either Hachijo Tohya or Ikuko making her up.
She is by definition function within the take. Her whole existence gets blown away in a duel
She cannot be impure.

Satoko~

>>39110831
If there's a will, there's a way, nothing can get in the path of a lover, why would compulsory education prevent her from inspecting his room at any available time? I'm sure Erika is bold enough to go beyond any social barrier that would "force" her to stay somewhere.

>>39110835
The message in this image can be translated to
>Erika is used goods!
Now, what did this anon mean by this?

>>39110844
>There is no such Erika to be impure
She's right here, look at her.

>>39110831
We don’t agree to suspend her fictional nature within universe. That would be stupid and one sided.
You have attempted to shift the argument because it is impossible for you to win because of his truth.
A non-existent entity cannot be impure.

>>39110856
That’s a collection of pixels representing a character that did not exist within the story and was proven to never be on the island
Nothing she said or did happened.
Not used goods.

>>39110848
That's not the bear Satoshi got her, where the fuck did this whore get that?

>>39110878
Evil Satoshi

>>39110882

>>39110875
And the "Real Erika" is a collection of pixels in the shapes of words that can be found in this Erika's bio, this doesn't change that this Erika is used goods.

>>39110890
We're dead.

A huge number of posts from a sperg with Erika images and he can’t prove anything to anyone. That’s the definition of losing.
Time for him to to move to Italy.

>>39110896
It does because this one can’t be used goods if the used goods story is fake.

>>39110905
>a sperg
Actually, it was 3 bros having a discussion, a loveless parasite like you wouldn't get it.

>>39110918
Translation
>I lost.
I know you did.

>>39110860
You don't seem to understand my point. Let's carry your logic further. Since the entirety of Umineko and everything within it is fiction created by 07th Expansion, nothing happened in it and no-one in it existed. It's meaningless to discuss any of those characters or make any assertions about them because they're all fiction. The thread may as well be shut down.
In order to discuss fiction we suspend our disbelief and temporarily treat the characters and events within it as though they were real. The fact that Erika is fiction within fiction, a story written by characters in a story, doesn't invalidate that act; it just necessitates its continuation.

>>39110856
You haven't countered my second point. The dialogue between Erika and her lover itself suggests an equal social footing. If he had been an adult in a relationship with a minor, anyone as devoted to conversational victory as Erika would certainly have used that as leverage in the argument; the fact that she didn't is itself proof that the Erika of that scenario was an adult, and thus separate from the body she obtains to participate in the Rokkenjima games. Erika's body is pure!

>>39110918
>bros
New lingo dating back only two years at most.
Spergs confirmed.
You should lurk a few more years before posting here.

>>39110935
What exactly points to them being of similar social standings?

Love doesn't even exist, morons.

>>39110935
No.
Erika is more fictional within that universe.
Some of the characters actually existed within universe and were on the island. Their actions and motives may have not been portrayed accurately in the various forgeries and message bottles.
Erika is different. The real Erika was never on the island. Nothing of her character, including the boyfriend, can be relied upon in any way.
She’s super fictional and the whole ending of episode six confirms her status as completely fake within that universe.

>>39110878
She doesn't have to answer to you, maybe she bought it with her own money. Did you ever think about that, asshole?

Alright people pack it up, it's Maria's thread time for the day.

>>39110975
>with her own money
Whore.

>>39110878
>>39110975
As part of becoming the successor Nii-Nii, Keiichi bought it for her.

>>39110979
Watch them all explode.

>>39110975
Don't be ridiculous, those shops wouldn't serve a Hojo, the grocery store only paid attention to her if Rika was shopping with her. Even Satoshi probably only got to buy the bear because Shion visited the shop with him.

>>39110997
>them
The small bombs?

>>39110979
That is a good Maria image.

>>39111008
Small parasites.

>>39103677

>>39111022
imagine being touched by rena

>>39111025
I would rape.

>>39111031
I would be raped.

>>39111022
>Nya~n
Oh, I have just the thing.

I wonder how that Rena poster's doing.

Why are these married old hags so damn cute?!

Personally I would like to act as a financial advisor to Ange and siphon off all her money.

Why is every single "umifag" here retarded?

>>39111041
THIS ISN'T REAL, THIS ISN'T REAL THIS ISN'T REAL, THIS ISN'T REAL, THIS ISN'T REAL, THIS ISN'T REAL

>>39111045
>parent of the year
>killer
>keeps corpses for years
>Eva did nothing wrong

>>39111045
If they weren't cute then maybe they wouldn't have been married in the first place

>>39111045
Top left: Whore.
Top right: Evil whore.
Bottom left: Evil.
Bottom Right: Stupid bitch.
Nothing attractive.

>>39111003
She bought the bear in Okinomiya where they aren't as autistic about hating Houjous because they're normal people. The shop clerk petted her head and said she was the cutest thing ever and then gave her a couple of Angel Mort coupons because she was so cute because she IS cute and everyone who isn't a Sonozaki-broken drone falls in love with her on the spot. She is precious fuck you.

>>39111070
I'll have you know stupid bitches are very attractive.

>>39111077
They only attract my fists.

>>39111073
Satoko is extremely unpopular.

Dlanor!

>>39111073
I don't think Hinamizawa has a grocery store or toy shops, anon. So Satoko's poor treatment at stores was likely in Okinomiya.

>>39111090
Have you ever punched someone irl?

>>39111093
Very cute, that Dlanor.

>>39111055
Deny it all you like, there's no escape from Eva-Beato's overwhelming cuteness.

>>39111097
Watanagashi showed that Satoko had a great time at the local toy shop, she even got gifts when she didn't win games because everyone loves her and finds her adorable and you are wrong if you say anything else.

>>39111105
>>39111093
What of good ol' giant Dlanor chan

>>39111100
Just once, some fat kid taller than me, but I also punched my friends in the dick n' balls many times, I wasn't holding back but it was just all fun and games.

>>39111122
Only good if I am also giant Anon-san.

>>39111129
Felt good, right? Humans should be allowed to use violence.
>>39111132
What would you (big) and Dlanor(big) do that you wouldn't be able to do if you were normal sized?

>>39111097
The grocery store 7th Mart is in Hinamizawa. So is at least one tofu seller. The bad treatment at a grocery store Satoko receives in Matsuribayashi's connecting fragments segment is at 7th Mart.

>>39111121
That's true anon, but who was running that toy store event? Mion Sonozaki.
The villagers would likely avoid mistreating her friends if she's around, just like they tended to be a nicer to Satoko if Rika was around.

>>39111139
Our rampant cuddling would make the earth shudder.

>>39111157
That would be incredible to watch.

>>39111122
Weird flex, but ok.

I don't like this 3d Dlanor, sex with Dlanor is only good in 2d.

>>39111166
As if it's difficult to understand the appeal of Bignor.