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>>39100813
Best grill coming through

https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1506416998066147333

>>39100849
Yes, yes I would watch girls work out naked.

Would you aid the grape snek in her schemes against the pharaoh? or would you "redeem" her by making her too busy being pregnant for evil plans?

>>39100839
Would wife

>>39100813

>>39100860
recreational harassment of the pharaoh with no real intention of graping

I want an apophis that went with a martial class.
Gimme them grape snake abs.

>>39100849
made me log in to twitter and there's no penis
day ruined

Do your part and help corrupt a human Kunoichi sect today

yao posting hours

Boy, I sure do hope nobody comes along and offers me some sort of Faustian bargain. That would be terrible

>>39100958
The fox doll is cursed isn't it?

>>39100964
Nope, it actually protects you!
Mostly by summoning her if you are in danger.

>>39100967
I think there is a monster under my bed.

>>39100975
That's just her, don't worry.

>>39100980
I am now very worried.

>>39100936
What would be the one thing a demon could put in her contract that would have you sign it without even reading the rest?

How many dhampirs can you make with a vampire before you incubize? I mean sure, they're going to rebel when they're teens but before that it's a pretty nice way to one up other hags right?

I don't want to have sex. I just want friends. Monsters as friends would be very nice.

>>39100991
you read it?

>>39100958
oh cool, my big fox action figure came in the mail!

>>39100991
She hand me a blank sheet of paper that says conditions pending and I would sign that shit so fast to get out of here. So long as she's not a dark elf tier sadist I'm completely fine with it

lilims are good actually

>>39101030
My kind of succubus

>>39101029
yes

>>39101029
but I'm terrified of those in positions of overwhelming authority

I love Liches!

>>39101029
You may have a point, but consider: they're SHIT!

>>39101130
consider greenworms

Reminder that if monsters find a sick man it's an instant incubization.

>>39101177

Elf district is the coolest, cleanest, and best place to live in MGC. Men are not raped, and certainly not gangraped, and their opinion is taken into consideration. And there are 10 elves for every human. Just a friendly reminder.

>>39101225
But I'm not an elf, I can't live there.

>>39101225
anon please, I just want to get some elven flour

>>39101233
its more of an informal name anon

>>39101225
but how did it fair during the night of the feathers?

>>39101233
Who said you can't? You just need to know someone who already lives in there. Like, you know, a girlfriend or a wife.

>>39101225
>and their opinion is taken into consideration
Great, more fucking jinkos.

>>39101225
Nah, hagville is better but my favorite district is the forgotten district. It is wall offed and there are monster soldiers patrolling the perimeter but man when you get inside, Its so cool. So many spooky, abadoned, derelict places. It also is home to many an urban legend

>>39101284
>girlfriend or a wife
Ah, so that's not happening...

>>39101266
practically unscathed, nothing of worth there for the kiki's to fight over, just a bunch of old women in denial that they actually live in hagville
a stray detergent canister did land near one of the shops though, stripped the paint from the walls

>>39101266
>>39101307
night of the feathers?

Anons I think something happened to the harpies...

>>39101327
they becaome part turkey!

>>39101225
Thats sounds too good to be true, are you trying to lure me into a trap?

>>39101297
You asked to live, but you can visit anytime, and if an elf lets you stay at her place you can be around as long as you can. Just ask any elves, I'm sure they'll help you.

>>39101177
Greenworms are too cute for lewd.

>>39101326
a terrible night anon, sensing weakness from the new mayor two kiki factions clashed in the streets of MGC for control of the maid hire business, heavy equipment was brought up and 5 districts where levelled
there was a lot of masterly maid punishment in the morning

>>39101380
I'm sure they'll be more than accommodating too, humans make much better conversation than those more "savage" monsters!

>>39101327
lots of breast meat

>>39101396
who won?

>>39101396
>mad maids in metal machines
don't do this to me anon

>>39101411
dunno, I don't understand maid politics

>>39101326
>>39101396
>>39101411
>>39101431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU8fwcIrd8o
>you don't understand mastah
>you weren't there the night MGC burned...

>>39101455
>kiki still freezes up at the sound of metal colliding

>>39101396
Ah, i remember that night. It was fun dodging shit and wearing my favorite kikistan gas mask

>>39101455
>It was a street corner and nobody even got hurt, come to bed Meido.

>>39101225
That's cool and all but they still overcharge for lembas and are often very rude if they see you with an orc.

>>39101469
>on the street that night
>come out of the whole ordeal remarkable clean

>>39101509
>even got a clean new filter on my mask and another in my pocket

I am in need of brown monster girls.

>>39101526
how brown?

>>39101526
How about a brown dormouse?

>>39101526
I can't get enough.

>>39101537
B R O W N

>>39101547
Sleepy chocolate is good!

>>39101557
They're addicting, really.

>>39101225
But there are rumors that there's a shota black market in the elf part of the city. And you know, now that I think about it, I've been seen quite a number of elves moving around with boys.

>>39101576
MGCPD can't even catch the uwaaabomber how can they expect to stop this trafficking ring?

>>39101564
have some cat

>>39100813
It was only 300 years ago when men of nobility commonly wore high heels, wigs, and tights. And given the medieval-type setting of MGE with all the nobility some monstergirls who's husbands are femboys who wear tights and high heels that noblemen did wear in the ye olde days of IRL history.

Imagine the very feminine girly monstergirls like the standard demon mamono having femboy husbands and they get to share makeup and wear matching dresses.

>>39101592
just let me go undercover as a shota, and I'll bust this case wide open!

i want big mofu milkers

>>39101564

>>39101592
They can't, just like the undead nobles, they're too rich, powerful and influential to be stopped.

>>39101616
nice try alp

>>39101599
Thank you, Anonymous. Have a brown riddle cat.

>>39101631
Don't reply to the faggot you stupid retard

what happens if i interrupt the 'imma rape you' rant with a hug

>>39101626
got u, it's just a little more mature

I will marry any and all alps.
Please direct them to me if you don't want them

>>39101476
>chunni kiki constantly embellishes that one time she got to stomp around in a heavy duty washer walker

>>39101564
The more I have, the more I want. Any shade, as long as it's brown.

>>39101469
>>39101509
>>39101520
no fair! all I got was a neon yellow raincoat...

>>39101626

>>39101720
Monsters propositioning casual paizuri is dangerous

Which monster has the most powerful kisses?

>You have found a picture of your Dark Elf Mom and her friends during their Witch Elf days before the current age of Monstergirls

>>39101564

>>39101737
Your wife

>>39101737
Probably akaname or ghoul. They're the oral queens.

>>39101737
ghouls

>>39101737
Consider wonderworm kisses

>>39101737
jabberwocks, they got multiple mouths to kiss with

>>39101737
bapho

>>39101737

>>39101737
Sandworm.

Beware of the tiddy ghost, she’ll come into your house in the middle of the night to smother your face in her huge boobs, you must remain with your eyes closed, because if she discovers you’re awake, she’ll rape you and marry you and you will have 5 ghost daughters

>>39101943
theres no such thing as mysterious

>Hmpfh! Any last words Monster Fucker!?

>>39101943
no, she needs to fear me! I am Anon, THE GHOST FUCKER!!!

>>39100813

>>39100813
>alpfags

>>39100813
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w

I think there's a bogie in my room
She cant catch me if I hide under my blanket right?

>>39101737
Tie between toads, ghouls, akanames and lamias.
Or a lilim using fully charged melty kiss

>>39102135
>a bogie
Anon, your going to the big top!

MGE and The Order should have their own Joan of Arc as a good antagonist against the monstergirl side.

>>39102018
I need a big, soft, heavily pregnant mofu wife.

>>39102185
Wanna know why foxes are better than elves? Because foxes are more successful in having their bellies heavy with child

fairies will break into your home and steal the leftover hot dogs in your fridge

>>39102222
Number gods support this theory.

>>39102237
Lies! They would never steal your snacks

>>39102222
Evidently the numbers agree.
Elves need to step up their impregnation game

The fact that I'll never be knocked off a boat during a bad storm only to wash up on Zipangu shores completely out of my depth saddens me.

>>39102280
You will die from drowning or being murdered by the locals

>39102314
You have to go back

>>39102280
language barrier + romance

>>39102245
If that's true, why are the ones living in my house so plump and my poptarts so few?

>>39102322
Truly the cutest combo especially when it gets to the teaching each other how to say "I love you" stage

>>39102280
>he thinks he'll make it to shore
Cute!

>>39102399
Hate water monsters, no way they'd touch me!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be careful who you tell your tastes to.
One second you're telling a rata how hot muscle monsters are and then next you have a very fit lich offering you ten extra muscled zombies as a dowery.

>>39102323
they are saving you from getting fat from those poptarts, they are willing to get bigger boobs and asses by eating them all so you better be thankful

>>39100849
>twitter making you need account to see porn
for fucks' sake

>>39102444
But I have a two poptarts like every other day and I run two miles daily
I'm closer to underweight than overweight.

Also, they've started going without clothes and asking me to carry them everywhere as they seem to have too much T&A to fly easily.

How could you push a 100% subservient mamono like a Ochi into taking matters into her own hands?

>>39102460
just buy bigger doll dresses if you can't stand the sight of meaty fairy bodies
I would be more concerned about them hiding naked in empty poptart boxes and teasing you when you reach in and grab their naked bodies

>>39102493
That you get used to.
The bigger problem is asking for dresses with those dimensions as I get rather curious looks from the dark mages and arachnes.
Along with some rather blatant questions about my tastes.

>>39102510
>blatant questions about your taste
>try to say its all for your housemates
>yep just roommates
>get funny looks from the tailors but get the clothes
>come back home to catch fairy sized dark mage and arachne sneaking into your window
looks like you're gonna need more poptarts anon

>>39102551
>Anon and his tiny, meaty harem.
>Now with a fey darkmage and fey arachne
in the dark they will steal my poptarts and also probably sneak 'beneath the sheets'

So dudes, how are your drafted kikimoras doing so far? Have you heard of any news or messages from them during their draft into a foreign war of their Special Military Operation?

>>39102427
Don't say anything, it drives paranoia and theory's about what you enjoy! They can't find information you've never said!

>>39102604
Thats how you get Ratas breaking in to learn your search history
Or curious nightmares sneaking into your dreams.
Or ghosts watching you through the cieling.

>>39101127
Me too! Glad I'm not the only one.

>>39102604
then you'll get tied up and shown random pictures to see what gives you an erection

>>39102638
I'll delete it all and get wards.
>>39102655
They will get nothing from me.

>>39102655
>They will get nothing from me.
what if they showed you a picture of a smiling bapho? how about a picture of a harpy in only a apron? muscle wight? hag dragon in a school girl uniform? they WILL have their answer anon

>>39102427
Instead look the rata in the eyes and say "Big Fluffy Tails"

Dont give head pats to bad girls.

>>39102775
Isn't that how you get good girls though?

>>39101127
I love loli liches!

>>39102775
Call the cops I don't give a fuck!

>>39102702
Nice misclick and they will get nothing from me.

>>39102454
Try https://nitter.eu/losenis/status/1506416998066147333

If an Anubis is born to an echidna outside of the desert kingdom is she still an Anubis or just a jackal girl?

Is it true the best way to deal with an evil automaton is by putting her personality into a talking potato battery and letting a much dumber automaton take over her body?

>>39103133
No, that's silly and makes testing less effective.

>>39100992
The older ones will keep the younger ones in line. Also wouldn't having as many dhampirs as possible prove the fact that the vampire is treating her husband well?

Attention:
Fox

>>39103240
Ah, another rock escapee?

>>39103246
Such is the eventual consequence of seals.
Not only do they expire, they tend to do so once anyone who knew about them is long dead.

>>39103286
>Ancient evil fox keeps trying to get into my pants since my great great great great great grandfather sealed her away and I’m the most recent and direct male descendent
Is there another way to defeat a fox without her coming back for revenge?

>>39102702
Pictures from the Pharaoh's beach trip and nothing else

Human Females Walk. Monstergirls Stride casually.

>you're a bartender at a high-class hotel restaurant
>the uniform looks pretty sharp, and sometimes you get great tips from the wealthy clientele
>You have to be quick and precise with your work, but usually it's a pretty easy and fun job
>one quiet weeknight, the bar is empty except for two older inari visiting from abroad
>their English is a little rough, but you understand just enough Zipanguese to help them make their orders
>this gets their attention, and with nothing else to do you end up chatting with them for most of your shift
>they're very friendly, but when they're unable to pronounce your name they take to calling you 'whiskey-kun', giggling every time they say it
>they say they're looking for something, but when you ask what it is they just laugh quietly to each other, tails swishing
>"Mofufufufu~"
>they drink at a pretty manageable pace, but when they notice you have sake from their hometown on the shelf they insist you join them
>after a few drinks of the strong liquor you realize it's time to close, blown away by how fast the time flew
>one of them leans over to whisper in the other's ear, but you can't help but overhear as you clean the bar
>"...Maybe whiskey-kun can help, Mima. Shouldn't we ask him?" you're pretty sure one says, in a quiet ripple of Zipanguese
>"Wouldn't that be nice, Nao? He's such a handsome, polite young man." the other seems to say, looking you over with her narrow, golden eyes
>Nao leans over the bar counter, flushed and smiling, and slides a small stack of bills into your vest pocket
>it's hard, but you manage not to stare when you notice her dress has slid down her shoulder a little
>you thank her for the generous tip, and as she turns to leave Mima leans over to give you something too, blushing and tugging at the fine ribbon on her neck
>into the same pocket she places another gift, before winking and leaving with her sake
>"Let's do this again sometime, whiskey-kun." she says without turning, her tails waving at her back
>you don't think to count up your tips until you're finished closing, but your jaw drops when you see what Mima gave you
>a gold keycard, coded for the penthouse suite on the top floor
>you begin to suspect what it was they were looking for

>>39103320
I assume by “another way” you mean something that isn’t fucking the fox, in which case the next best solution is to get some other poor sap into her pants instead. A few fox kits running around should prove sufficient distraction for her.
Though, you may eventually have to worry about one of said kids targeting you…

How common is it for monstergirls to unbirth shotas? You cannot tell me a centaur like this doesn’t keep a comfort shota in her womb throughout the day

My jub jub wife giving me huggies and kissies.

>>39103383
Those Fox Hags are getting married by the end of the week

>>39103479
How often of an occurrence is that?

>>39103671
all of the day bro.

>>39103512
And with a bellyfull of kits too, quite impressive for their age

>>39103699
Checked. Good for you, anon.

Send help, the Raijus know I'm here. I'm on borrowed time

>>39103918
Prepare to have your balls zapped.

I hope some perverted dungeon master slowly corrupts and hypnotizes you as you try and escape her labyrinth.

>>39100860
I would be too busy worshipping Anubis to care about the machinations of competing royalty.

>>39104056
Will you take her on a pilgrimage to Denmark?

>>39103383
Ghost the hags :^)

Will you adopt a poor cat who lost her home?

>>39104071
Of course, got to see the homeland of her favorite hobby.

>>39101852
I want to see Baphos head butting each other over a mate.

>>39102222
Heavily pregnant monster girls are the smuggest beings in existence

All ordained Succubus Knights must swear fealty to Our Profane Lady and adhere to her chivalric oath.

>Thou shalt believe the teachings of the Demon Lord and observe all of Her directions.
>Thou shalt defend Mamono and their lands
>Thou shalt love all weakness, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them
>Thou shalt make war against the Order without cessation or mercy
>Thou shalt deceive thy enemy
>Thou shalt remain faithful to thy pledged word to thine masters
>Thou shalt be generous, and give largely to everyone
>Thou shalt perform thy duties with scrupulous profanity and lasciviousness, if they not be contrary to the laws of your masters
>Love is thine greatest master and all other commandments bow before it

>>39104229
>That's very nice honey, but do you need to recite that every time we have sex?

>>39104697
You gotta set up the mood.

>>39100849
>losenis
good boys get isekai'd into LNverse
bad boys get isekai'd into losenisverse

>>39104056
What is her laugh like?

>>39104715
The last one IS kinda romantic.

Stupid sexy rock escapees

I want to train martial arts and get stronger to defend myself against monster and this cool zipanguese transfer student said she'll train me in the art of Paizuri.
Later losers, I'm going to be a certified badass ninja soon.

>>39104971
Already found the high school P.E uniforms too.

>>39104971
That's it, back to the rock with you

>>39104971
No wonder she exercises, her back must hurt like hell

>>39103133
I wish i was an Adopted Shota forced to do "tests" at the whims of my semi Psychotic Admin Class Automaton Momster and her Purpose Built Turret Model Automaton "Daughters"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>>39105028
Well, there goes my bloodline

>>39104973
Defeat the evil overlord with secret Nakadashi technique!

Dumb foxes can't ruin my bloodline because I'm sterile! So take that, you fluffy villains.

>>39105028
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

>>39105128
Doing it raw with evil foxes just turns your descendants into evil foxes, then you have the moral dilemma of whether you want to fight your kids

>>39105141
Easy solution, possess you so you look like a fox, then train you for so long you forget who you were and consider yourself a fox

>>39105155
Assume the title of demon king while your wife is permanently on maternity leave, bait dumb heroes into the stronghold and throw them to your daughters to get them occupied.

>>39105141
>he gave them a challenge
anon no!

>>39105188
>End up with 30 son-in-laws and as many times the number of foxes as before

Will I be able to handle Wurms professionally if I unlock the power of TOONFORCE?

>>39105141
Mamonobama son, it repairs broken cells in response to secks.
>>39105188
So it's a piramid scheme? Once you marry a focks, you gotta find bf for every single daughter, which in turn forces the bf to do the same, ensuring constant supply of foxfuckers? Are fuxes that cunning?

>>39105141
You underestimate the power of Fox wombs.

>>39100813

>>39105239
>Are foxes that cunning
Does the sun rise in the morning? A fox has no end to her schemes to get the cock of the man she loves inside her.

>>39100991
at least one day a week where she holds me for a while and I get to sigh and quietly vent all my troubles

Sandworm is so cute

>>39105211
That's the last thing you want to do. Toonforce actually makes wurms harder to handle.

Trying to out physical wurms will always end in failure. You've got to outsmart and out think them.

Someone please smuggle me out of these Order lands...
Or if I am cursed to stay here then can one of my friends Alp for me?

>There are rape helplines in mgc
>They just give you tips on how to handle your new spontaneous relationship

If mamoonos take over, will I lose my job as a soldier ?

Don't trust these bastards

>>39106135
Just enlist in the military of whichever monster state you now reside in

this is important
how squishy are selkies?

>>39106220
But they will be no war, what the point ?

>>39106236
The same point as being a soldier at any other point in time. Shoot the shit with the fellas, eat well and have someone else take care of your laundry.

>>39106236
gotta watch out for the Order rump state

>>39106142
>carry a purse
I aint gay

>>39106236
>no war, what the point ?
I'm sure there'll still be war as long as civilizations and nations exist.
In the case of monsters ruling the world, all wars will be fought with mamono weaponry, and even the bullets will only shoot demon silver bullets or whatever. So, no one can die in war now.
Basically war will still happen (probably). But just no more suffering or death.

>>39106461
That's ASG larp with real guns.

>>39106471
why do cursed swords look so mean?

>>39106471
Yes.

wait so are cursed swords parasites or just a monsterisation catalyst?

>>39106509
both, i think
>>39106492
no sex, no smile
many sex, big happy smile

>>39106509
The monster is the former human woman corrupted by a cursed magical sword. Like Nightmare from Soul Caliber.

>>39106522
>buddy cop movie but its just a cursed sword and its host

>>39106509
The making of:
>Keywords: [Parasitic demonic sword] [Biological armor] [Evil] [Symmetry] [Madness + Eroticism]
>Equipped with a magical demonic sword, and corrupted and cursed into a demonic swordswoman, it's a demon blade and its victim - "Cursed Sword".
>Of course, with the posession of the demon realm's throne having shifted, the nature of these swords has shifted into something erotic. If they cut or otherwise physically harm a person, they won't die, but instead turn into a monster. It's a kind of safety feature.
This monster girl was inspired by the fantasy tropes of magical swords that tempt people to pick them up and wield them, and swords that cannot be sheathed without tasting blood.
>Because she's a human being parasitized by a demon sword, I only gave her armor on one side of her body, to represent progressing erosion of her humanity.
>From that point, her rough design was fairly trivial.
>When I continued with rough coloring, I first gave her yellow pupils, as well as a black and red color scheme. I also tried two-tone hair, half-black and half-white, which gave her a quite different impression. The decorations around the upper half of her body were also quite different.
>Her rough design is still the same, and I really tried to get as much black and red in there as possible, making her look super ominous, but not hideous. Her skin color really shines in contrast to her armor!
>The design of the sword and armor were themed after biological armor. While they're like metal, they have patterns similar to blood vessels that stand out, giving them an appearance not dissimilar to a living thing.
>In various spots, there's red lights and liquids. It's the kind of magic glow you should be familiar with by now. It's quite obviously styled to look like blood, and the liquid has a kind of sticky, muddy viscosity to it as far as consistency goes. The red part of the blade was meant to look like it could be either metal, or magic. A small, ambiguous element that makes you wrack your mind trying to figure it out.
>In the illustration, some of this sticky red liquid is coming out of her blade, but as mentioned, this is of course magical energy, not blood.
>When slashed by this sword, because it seems like the magical and spirit energy is visible as red splashes, even if the victim isn't actually hurt, it sure does make for a gruesome and dangerous image... lol

>cursed swords are former human woman
No thanks.
I'll just stick to my headcanon of cursed swords being a literal personification of the sword itself.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I wanna hug her

>>39106142
Better give me my money back before I find her and shave her tails. And what is a fox with no mofu? No better than a human.

>>39106546
You can get a Cursed Sword that's born that way if that bothers you.

>>39100991
It's like reading ToS. Just skip to the end.

>>39106574
Bold of you to assume your arms will be free after you meet her

>>39106586
Yeah, I think I'll go with that.

The bees have a new target
It's (You)

>>39106142
why do foxes keep their eyes closed?

>>39106729
To make you feel at ease

>>39106729
I'd post that LN strip of a fox opening her eyes if I could find it.

>>39106729
So you don't know they are watching you.

>>39105028
How fertile can a youkai be?

>>39106860
but how can they see if their eyes are closed
>>39106877
a tip, the older a youkai is, the more fertile she is. same goes with all monsters

>>39106877
There's a reason Sakuya cockblocks the new male butler's romance with Remi

>>39106894
>but how can they see if their eyes are closed
They have big ears like bats, so it must be the same way.

>>39106713
But I planted clover in the backyard for all the buzzy-buzzy girls to get their mead from

>>39106900
Cause she's an asshole?

>>39106991
They don't want mead, they want seed

>>39106920
So I can't sneak past the old fox in th very abandoned shrine

>>39104973
My monster coworker promised she'll teach me a secret technique, aparently it's based on observing flora, because she mentioned Lotus position and Defloration.

any controversial MG opinions?

>>39107376
Mouse is a female rat

>>39107376
The older the monster is, the sexier she id

>>39107503
sabbath in shambles

>>39107376
I liked 12 beast

>>39107554
We need a picture of a baphomet doing all those math equations.

>>39107554
But they're the oldest.

>>39107586
It had that cute octopussy

>>39107554
there's a very simple solution, all they need to do is open the box...

>>39107554
>he doesn't want to be buried in lolibaba cunny

>>39107693
Very cute maids, love the Kiki with the one eye hidden behind her hair

>>39107376
Technically a lot of things the thread doesn't approve of are monster girls.

>>39107376
A little yuri never hurt anyone. Only a little though

>>39107503
>Oh my~ I am flattered, young man.

>>39107849
So…. I can learn the magic?

So this happens.

>>39107958
That's the kind of face I trust with my virginity.

>>39107999
How many different monsters have we seen this man-slut with now?

>>39107999
And then this happens. There is no way our vampire heroine doesn't know her servant has a harem now, so if she just still shocked at how much they lewd him?

I keep thinking about trying to get these translated as they seem to tell a long, funny story, just don't know if they'd be worth it.

>>39107376
See KC's Q&A Session 1, first question.

>>39107999
>>39108034
God i wish that were me

>>39108013
Before or after the whole storyline with him and the vampire started? Before this he seemed to just be the guy the artist always put in his monster girl art rather than being meant to be a specific character.

>>39107731
If this isn't a furry or teratophile apologist post, then no shit. When you post something that gets put down hard and your only defense is "b-but it's a monstah grill" then maybe it's not a good idea.

>>39108034
Not entirely sure if its a harem or just
>Incredibly dense and weak-willed MC is an easy target for other girls
>Haughty tsundere vampire refuses to make a move on him, but keeps chasing off other girls
>Hijinx ensues

>>39107990
Only if you pat her head and call her a good girl

>>39108094
Can she do it for me as well?

>>39108066
Since the storyline started, he seems to have gained a:

Wight
Pharaoh
Dragon
Shoggoth
Ice queen
Titania
Demon

And maybe a devil, lizardman, bicorn, etc. Not sure offhand if those actually get with him or just try to get with him.

>>39108146
Baphomets can do anything but reach the top shelf.

>>39108172
I think one of the most magically powerful species can easily learn how to levitate.

>>39108083
She's sort of made moves at times (look at all those bite marks).

>>39108205
Shhh, she's trying to make you feel useful anon.

>>39108172
They are goats. They can just climb up.

>>39108034
>>39108216
>all those bites, hickeys, and claw marks
God monsters marking their territory is nice

It's okay, these brave heroines have arrived to save you

>>39108308
I don't need saving I need more hours in the day

>>39106815
i want to make the fox feel at ease. feel-a-deez nuts, haha, gottem.

>>39108328
Become an undead incubus and stop sleeping

>>39108308
I pick the one on the right, I like her outfit better.

>>39108308
What do I need saving from?

>>39100813

>>39108342
Death: threat or possibility?

>>39108300
I wonder what other girls do

>>39108370
I'm clicking on the Hellhound algebra story

>>39108308
Dark valkyries have such an awesome aesthetic, I just wish their profile was as interesting as the vanilla valkyrie's. At least some subsequent info suggests hyperbole was at play and you can still have a life of adventure with them.

>>39108308
>White sclera
No thanks.

>>39108370
News squirrel would like to remind you that the Russian government is commiting countless war crimes in their unprovoked invasion of Ukraine

>>39105239
It's not a pyramid skeem, it's just the natural order of things.

>>39108445
I hope Ukrainian anon is okay...

>>39107376
magical R&D should not be sabbath limited
I like the corruption pics KC as done, the only execption is the alp, but thats due to my sheer hate for them
Hellhounds are overratted
The occasional maledom story isn't bad, its just instant loss is shit regardless of gender

>>39108370
That recommended article is fake news

>>39108471
I hope Russian conscript Anon safely surrendered to the Ukrainian forces.

>>39108506
nope, thats true. jabberwocks cant controll their mouths when they are asleep

>horns are literally shaped like handlebars
How can other horny monsters even compete with this? Also I wonder if demons ever realize that fact.

>>39108370
>JOIN THE FIGHT: Rights for human men NOW
>uses an image of an extremist soldier
Actually that's right. Millions of human men live thankless lives, in poverty, suffering and devoid of love. Every man has the right the right to be loved and it's the duty of monsters to spread love to every corner of the world and "protect" them everywhere.

>>39108551
Millions of monster women live sexless lives, in heat, suffering and devoid of love. Every monster has the right the right to be loved and it's the duty of men to spread love to every corner of the world and dick them everywhere.
Join my kingdom, together we will march forward into the demon realms and take as many monster warbrides for our people as possible.

>>39108587
Two armies locked in epic combat both trying to lose to the other for their fetish.

>>39101737
Probably long tongued monstergirls like >>39102142 but I think every other monstergirl will gain a longer tongue if they know you're a kiss slut or something

>>39108604
an endless war for sure

>>39108507
>alpfag
And nothing of value was lost

>>39108607
>every other monstergirl will gain a longer tongue if they know you're a kiss slut or something
>cow with a long(er) tongue
Oh. Oh no.

>>39108607
Everyone on this touch starved site is a kiss slut, right?

>>39108607
I welcome Amazoness/Akaname hybrid overlords.

>>39108533
If they're anything like the their succubus relatives, then their horns are quite important erogenous zones.

>The shape of the horns on a succubus' head vary on an individual basis, but many of them have twisted horns. Among them, there are some who even have horns with a dangerous looking shape that appears sharp-pointed, but they are wrapped in protective mana so that they won't accidentally harm a man during sex, so there is no danger. Long, long ago, atrocious demons flaunted their power by having more sinister and wicked horns, but they say inma have them as a vestige simply because they derived from demons. Their horns don't have a sense of pain, but they do have a sense of touch, and according to the succubi, especially when stroked by the man who became their husband, it causes the inside of their head to feel “fluffy”, and it seems that it feels very good. They say that if their horns are squeezed by their husband when they're taking his penis in their mouth, the inside of their head turns to mush, and they can no longer think of anything but pleasure and the penis before their eyes. Since, no matter how strong-willed an individual she may be, most of the time a succubus in this state will single-mindedly focus on servicing the penis, at a glance, one might be given the impression that she has become submissive towards the man. However, in actuality, it's just like she's in a state where everything else is invisible to her, and she ends up attacking the man because the “inma's instinct” focuses all her thoughts and consciousness solely on pleasuring the partner before her eyes and milking his essence.

>>39108587
I mean you could have just asked, bet they'd send an expeditionary force instantly.
>>39108673
Now that's some serious tongue wrestling!

>>39101737
Don't know if they could be called the most "powerful" kissers, but it is notable that in the wonderworm's the greenworm's endless appetite turned to lust which includes a strong oral fixation.

This gorgeous wonderworm is giving paizuri, unable to use her mouth yet as his member is hidden in her clothing-like flesh, but she'll be kissing and sucking on whatever part becomes available when she can.

>>39108687
No! We're Mara's Marauders. We invade, pillage and kidnap monsters to be our brides and cocksleeves in the name of Mara.
Up to this day no monster realm ever tried to even resist our raids. In fact there's a moderatly sized queue of monster realms that asked for our incursion on their territories.

>>39108738
how many of those have a large amount of cc and hags?

>>39108738
>a christmas cake mamono barges into a town hall
<GIRLS, MARA'S MARAUDERS ARE HEADING TOWARDS OUR TOWN WITH SIEGE WEAPONS
>every single monster goes kyaaa
>they start to ready town defenses (decorations)
>every monster girl puts on her armor (sexy underwear)

>>39108854
>the siege weapon is just a massive cock they ram through the city gates oddly vagina shapped walls

>>39108630
>Alps out of nowhere
That's the vk guy, whom I don't even think posts here. Someone itt mentioned they got conscripted to fight right before the invasion.

Yeah, the monsters I'm into can shatter my pelvis with ease but I can fluster them in public with a simple kiss so who's the one instantly losing now?

>>39108899
It's a draw.

>>39108359
I like the left one, she has cool claws on her glove.

>>39107376
Posting a certain monster a lot is okay. It means they are popular and outcompeting other monster tastes, free market rules. If you don't like it, then make your monster more appealing.

>>39108916
ran is the best fox!
https://files.catbox.moe/gjzc01.png

It is especially sad to think about how Russia has had such an evidently active and passionate MGE community for years and now they face a harsh reality that makes the likely destruction of their online link to much of the world the least of their problems.

>>39108876
>On the other side of the crumbling walls, desperate monsters are pulling out loose bricks, to speed up its destruction
>Hooks with ropes fly above the walls, marauders start climbing up
>Impatient monsters on battlements start pulling the ropes up so they can get to them faster
>Some citizens removed their own doors, so the pillagers can get to them faster
>Lilim lady already tied up a rope around her hands, so she can be led in shame to the tent and defiled by the commander quicker

>>39108533
>horns are literally shaped like handlebars
>How can other horny monsters even compete with this?
They can't, loli Demons are perfect for horn-grabbing both in personality and horn shape.

>>39108991
>Lilim lady already tied up a rope around her hands, so she can be led in shame to the tent and defiled by the commander quicker
Kinky bitch

>>39108937
Every time she gives birth, her breasts get slightly larger.

>>39101029
If I had a choice I would definitely try and go for a lilim. Too bad there is only like 100 of them and they would probably be only for chad order hero. No chance for a commoner.

sad bait

>>39109059
>gets picked by a very young recruit instead who is very shy and doesn't knwo what to do instead while the commander took her mob faced kiki maid instead

>>39109077
Not him but I'm afraid of the same thing for baphomets. I just take solace in being very very horny for one will put me far ahead of the crowd.

How would you introduce your monstergirl wife to your parents?
>>39100860
Yes to the latter.

>>39109109
>How would you introduce your monstergirl wife to your parents?

>Mom, meet my wife
>yes, those fox ears and tails are real
>yes, we're going to have kids
the end

>>39109109
>Hi. I married the biological equialvent of a tunnel boring machine
>Yes those scale and claws are real
>She isn't too bright either
>You will see many new worries in our arms

Let's take a moment to respect the noble (but forgotten) cyclops. Good lasses one and all.

>>39109109
Yes, hello Mom and Dad. Allow me to introduce my completely ordinary human wife.
Notice how she wears normal human clothes and has two eyes.

>>39108948
What did she squid say?

>>39109059
The wight doesn't seem against it at all.

>>39109077
Not him as well but really though, how would a commoner manage to get a lilim?

>>39109109
>I told you I wasn't gay

>>39108205
>>39108274
Recipe for disaster.

>>39109179
you just really got love her, remember in this setting, true love is the key. and it will open the door for your love. Also their is probaly a lilim or two who is into that stuff

>>39109179
Destined meeting? Ordained/helped by Eros?

Keep in mind you don't exactly have tons of competition. Most men in the MGE world aren't seeking monster wives, let alone lilim (most probably don't even know about lilim).

>>39100813

>>39109261
the elf says.....

>>39109294
Knock, knock?

>>39109193
>wife is a freshly converted Alp
>dad lets out a loud sigh
>"whatever you say, champ"

someone really needs to do something about all those weird shops that pop up over night, sell strange things and then disappear

>>39101296
As if hagville isn't full of elves.

>>39109347
that is very ture but they aint no spooks!

>>39109361
>but they aint no spooks!
That's because you have not seen a 800 years old unmarried elf.

>>39109109
>No I didn't adopt
>This is my wife
>yes there is an age difference
>love knows no age

>>39109232
I think the hardest part is managing to remain single until then. I know there are mana markers (and maybe some other ways to protect yourself but I can't remember) but I still wouldn't feel entirely comfortable going out into the world.
On the other hand if someone has monomaniacal obsession with lilims (or any monster for that matter) then getting one is assured per the setting's mechanics.

>>39109391
whats so spooky about them aside from the gray hairs

>>39100813

>>39109447
Bloat that goat.

>>39109337
I am doing something.
My waifu is one of their suppliers, and we are collaborating on their switch to a more modernized format.
>Online storefront
>Blockchain transactions
>Anywhere/Anytime shipping services
>Customer support via cryptic symbolism in dreams
And most importantly, switch from traditional cursed antiques to the more sustainable, contemporary enchanted items. My waifu works hard to produce more powerful, more customizable, and less expensive items than what you'd find with the old stuff. Especially in this economy.

>>39109109
>mom, dad, this is my wife
>yes, I know you've known her since we were little, I just wanted to introduce her properly as my wife
>what do you mean you always knew we'd end up together?!

>>39109109
Dad would just be content I found myself a wife.
>>39109393
>>yes there is an age difference
Better when wife then says "I know Anon is rather young, but he's really mature for his age".

>>39109447
That Bapho is too big

>>39109499
No I just got raped by a loli you bigot

>>39109447
Love cocogoat milk, love cocogoat wife

>>39109521
I was implying lolibaba.

>>39109521
it's a tough life being a fat, balding, faceless anon and having to fend off imps, familiars, alices and unicorns at all turns.

>>39109447
Made for quadruplets

>>39109532
Lolibabas are fine too