/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Just read uzamaki for the first time,

Please don’t go into some war bullshit an d in fact, please stop

>>38968183
Time for a Vampire breakfast of blood sausages, eggs and a mulled cup of fresh blood!

I demand muscle monsters. You will post them, or I will rage.

>>38968349
No, I don’t do de,pmands, fag

>>38968349
Okay

>>38968362
I need a size comparison for this Ogre

>>38968387
Do it yourself

Praise upon the undead Sabbath!

>>38968414
>loli zombies sneaking into your bed for warm cuddles
oh no?!

>>38968414
Hate the sabbath, all my homies hate sabbath.

Let's all love yetis

>>38968387
Your average guy probably stands at tit level maybe lower

>>38968391
Ugh, fine.

>>38968349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAjMLFhXSV0

>>38968324
I just wanted to post cool artwork
If someone decides to derail the thread later on with war or whatever it's not me

>>38968414
I want to be trapped in a loli wisp's cage!

>>38968502
do you fit?

>>38968519
Very chuuni

>>38968252

Reminder that monster girls would bully the fuck out of male tsunderes so don't think that being really mean will keep your dick safe!

>>38968603
It will make some hornier if anything

>>38968631
Hornier than social recluses or guys that are incredibly hard on themselves?

Choose

>>38968664
when it comes to nudibranches it's got to be glaucus atlanticus

>>38968603
The best way to protect yourself is to never be found in the first place. Monsters can't rape you if they don't know you exist!

>>38968699
i thought that was tritonia's thing

>>38968699
>Hiding from women that can track you with a simple spell
Silly

Singing songs of love towards the nightmare pursuing me in order to embarrass her!
https://youtu.be/tbU3zdAgiX8
https://youtu.be/-2d-Ns17V7E

>>38968738
Please listen to the second link if you can btw it's my favorite rendition of the song

>>38968762
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>38968343
>and a pint of carling, lush.

I want to shower a hag who had given up on love with affection.
I want her to deny herself love until she finally cracks and clings to me while sobbing and begging me not to leave her side.
I want to make a lonely hag feel like the most loved person in the world.

>>38968898
>having a really nice dream about eating a delicious lobster
>keep getting interrupted by a loose looking woman who wants to fuck me
>"WHY WON'T YOU FUCK ME"
>you are a real beauty but you are no lobster, lady
>wake up to this

Lich fucking her husband's negativity away when he feels like he's not smart enough for her.

>>38968981
She should've just made herself a lobster; it's what a shog would do. Is she telling me she's less powerful than a shog in a dream she controls?

>>38969060
She wants a husband, not some dumb sea bug!
at least for now maybe the sea bug can be for later

>>38969054
Emotionless sex isn't really my thing, but the idea of being a lich's test subject/husband makes me diamonds

>>38969083
Kuuderes are cute.

>>38969054
I'm fine with being a Himbo for my lich wife. She deserves to de-stress after a day at the lab.

>>38969060
>She should've just made herself a lobster

Pool parties with your Werebat Auntster!

>>38969507
Bats can swim?

>>38969522
She just needs a strong, handsome nephew to show her how to swim!

>>38969555
If she spreads her wings, they'll probably give her a ton of buoyancy.

>>38948308
>Portals open
>Monster girl threads on /jp/ become awkward and eventually deemed offensive. Not banned but too few posters.
>People either move to irl porn boards or /jp/ monster girl idol threads
>Monster girls are still too weird for normies but too popular to ban. /mg/ monster girl irl and /mgh/ monster girl hentai are created
>/b/ becomes flooded with either conspiracy theory threads about the portal, or threads created by newfag mgs looking for cute virgin men to prey on.
>/k/ flooded with questions about magic, they make a separate board.
>Some schizo anon out there creates a green text of the most efficient method to bait a mg to rape you, which gets adapted into an image surrounded by pics of horny hellhounds and gets passed around
>Outside of 4chan, omegle's flashers are 50% female and on reddit you aren't allowed to sexualise them outside the porn subs but people still suck up to them like they're the übermensch.
>In irl, men walking alone at night means you might get raped, mg brothels become common, although they're illegal you can find dealers or ways to purchase pharamones to make yourself irresistible, even so nightclubs, pubs and the like are filled with cute big tiddy monster girls.

>>38969507
>>38969630
She’s already got plenty of buoyancy on her chest hips and thighs.

>>38969756
>Magic on /k/
I'm erect.

>>38968957
Tfw no minotaur football hooligan wife to watch the game in a bar like picrel

>>38969507
Next pool party will be a baby shower

Undead Sabbath! So many taboos to break all at once!

>>38969756
I’d be looking for creepy old monsters to make smile

>>38969887
Those restless spirits look unhappy

>>38969857
>Getting a pregnant woman into a swimsuot
Actually, with MG it'd probably be easy, wouldn't it? The extra weight and baby bump would be a badge of honor.

>>38969902
Of course they are unhappy, they haven't gotten a good nights sleep for centuries

Need more Fox, Hellwans, and Kikis. Post em plz.

>>38969954

>>38969954

>>38969954
Has this fox actuallly said anything or is her whole gimmick just standing there menacingly?

>>38969954
Fuck the devildog

>>38969972
>>38969985
>>38970047
Perfection.

I'm missing a fox. Kikis are adorable, lewdable meidos. Better than shogaths.

Can someone translate this?

>>38970102
Have TWO foxes

Translation plz

>>38969522
flying is just swimming in air, air is a fluid after all

>>38970124
Both perfect in their own way. And not in the gay "every woman is beautiful" sense, either.

>The Shining Cathedral of Erras-Gell, humanity's brilliant beacon amidst the the encroaching, lonesome dark
>Bells rings, people cheer, flowers are thrown. The chapel is filled and yet more joyous citizens crowd beyond its walls. Beautiful noise.
>The Knight being celebrated, draped in stringed flowers and and golden tassels from the commotion of the crowd, strides armored and brilliant between the rows. An ocean of people have parted for him.
>The High Priest smiles patiently, the Knight's mother smiles broadly and proudly. Light and laughter abound.
>A perfect moment shattered by the frantic yelling of a man, a guard from the gates of the outer city. He is hoarse and panicking. "She is upon us!
>"The main gates have fallen! Breached! I-it's the Black Dragon! The Ashwing, Death Herself!"
>Orders are given, which the man delivering the news waves away. "No! No! There is no time! Did you hear me!? She is upon u-!!"
>A crash, horrible and deafening. The steeple of the church is obliterated, shattered to mere splinters upon Her arrival. Flame, Ruin, and Ash follow Her as an aura. The golden light is instantly stifled and suddenly the holy cathedral is a Hellish dungeon of Her making.
>The Knight, poised to strike, is himself stricken back from the sound of her mighty voice.
>"VILLAINS!" Her shriek cracks the air, shatters stained glass windows. The air around her voice resonates like the blast of a cannon. People stumble and clutch their ears. Even the Knight, stepping forth to oppose her, shrinks back in alarm.
>She casts her eyes not at the Knight, but at all others. She hisses, steam bubbling from her lips as she slings accusations. "Villains...all of you...killers. Traitors!" Her eyes, just for a moment, meet those of the Knight's mother and the dragon almost seems to struggle out her words. No longer shrieking or roaring, but speaking with a menacing, room-filling whisper. "Yooou...filicider...my teeth at your throat, O were it not for-"
>This was enough for the Knight to act. He lunges forward but his black-scaled adversary rushes to meet him, to overwhelm him. He is trapped within her embrace, wrists held in her claws and legs entwined with her own.
>Her voice remains as a whisper but not an angry one. A huskier one, a shakier one. "Do not fight me, I am here to rescue you from this."
>"Wh-"
>"PROTEST NOT, you are coming with me. You may not refuse. You have...wounded me. The only one to do so. Here." She taps at her chest, the spot just above her heart. "Right here. My heart has been stabbed and the only way to right the injury is the balm that is you, the onl-"
>"What are you talking about?"
>She pauses...blinks rapidly, her voice trapped behind her teeth for but a moment. "...I'm stopping the Royal Execution of Sir Marius-"
>"Exaltation."
>"..."
>"It's...the Royal Exaltation, it's like a...a promotion of sorts. Because I fought against you and returned, actually."
>".............Oh......"
>She straightens herself. Bows apologetically to the mother. Walks away but briefly before darting back, snatching the Knight, and taking to the skies again.

>>38968699
>anon tries hiding in a corner during an undead ball
>"what do we have here?"

>>38970206
Dumb Dragon is gonna be dragged back with a small carriage of gold to help repay for all the damages.

>>38970144
Second this, I really want to know what the context is.

>>38968603
This why I'm taking the kuudere option. They'll lose interest if I seem emotionless!

>>38970144
Woah! Fox pussy!

>>38970276
>He really thinks a Kuu monster wouldn't have just as much fun making a man break their facade and become a sappy, loving husband
You'll be the first to get raped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82yNxiF-T4A

what's the horniest monster girl, out of all of them?

>>38970409
I'm thinking JubJub

>>38968738
oh yes
https://youtu.be/yTgwDgBWCqI

>>38969994
>standing there menacingly?
She can also fold her ears and look cute

>>38968981
what a dumb dream horse. A proper nightmare would've joined anon in his lobster-eating dream and called it a "dinner date", happy ending included.

>huff the spicy fluff
>sinus feels like its on fire

Beware, hellwan enjoyers. Huffing is not worth it.

I only huff heckpup fluff.

>>38970571
>anon has hellhound allergies

>>38968603
The only way to stay pure his to become an empty shell, just feel nothing bro. They can't do shit about that and they will see that you can't be a good father. No goal, no point in living, it's should be easy to reach if you're here
T. Order

>>38970577
>can't go within 10 meters of a hellhound without nearly choking to death
>unfortunately Anon is prime hellhound bait

>>38970577
>>38970589
>having allergies that harm when actual magic exists
The only thing that's happening is you popping a raging hard-on whenever you get near a Hellhound.

Elves are made to be loved!

>>38970615
Then why are they so mean to me?

>>38970615
only because MGE dwarves are kinda trash

>>38970409
Dark Matter probably

>>38970625
based, give me meatier dwarves

You will take responsibility for your half-elven daughter, and you will raise her properly (with no lewding)

>>38970740
correct, wholesome families only

>>38970740
If my daughter lewds me first I will lewd her back. I don't want her to feel rejected and unloved.

>>38970740
>You will take responsibility for your half-elven daughter
Naturally,but bold of you to assume that i will have only 1 daughter i want at least 4 to 5
>you will raise her properly
Why wouldn't i do that ? i love my little cherubs
>(with no lewding)
Just the thought of that is repulsing

>>38970740
You didn't raise your elf daughter properly if she didn't wake you up one day riding your cock and shouting
>I want daddy's babies! I want little sisters!

>>38970740
>>38970765
the path is hard sometimes but it is worth it on the end

>>38970800
big snake must win and little snake must get step-sisters

>>38969522
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62T-Ht_jWHE

>>38970864
Look at the little guy go

I want to be racist to brown monster girls

give me the most wholesome stories

>>38968349
big muscles means a big heart
big girls are best

>>38971018
I've got a wholesome greentext

>>38969856
the real football hooligans are the Wonderland FC fans
living in a flat beneath a Wock and a Chesh, every time WFC are playing (Harrietta Kane is their best player, apparently) all I hear is
"CAM ON WONDALAND"
"SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS"

>>38970911
The best way to marry one

Guys, I've had a great idea. I think we should swear our allegiance and eternal love to snakes.

>>38971219
humanity has been at odds with snakes since we where apes, it'll never happen

beware of the cliff harpies when you go through the pass anon

>"That's a real interesting theory you have their demon lord Lilith. Care to back such heresy with a source!?"
>"Hehehe, my source is that I made it the fuck up."

>t.The Demon Lord when being confronted by yet another Order Hero

>>38971077
What about the Orc Galz Badlands FC?

>>38971317
the edgy hero's are always the funniest one to throw to ants

i couldnt sleep at all, fuck that bitch junji ito
and also tengu milk
https://twitter.com/andaIrkgkman/status/1502962686081916933

>>38971271
Humans are just too tsundere to admit their love for them.

>>38971271

>>38971271
Let's stay with humanity's older sisters.

>>38971219
>>38971271
>>38971357
>>38971367
>>38971416
>the eternal threeway between snakes, dogs and monkeys for humanities heart

>>38971514
what about cats?

Snuggle queens!

>>38971528
humans come to cats

>>38971514
If you include snakes you may as well include spiders

IDEA BUCKET
>Man ends raiding pharaos tomb, now she just lives in his house
>western cyclops and zipangese cyclops discuss forging methods
>lilim un-bitches a karen
>Woman monsteries into kikimora during maledom sex
>undine is obessed with being "used" both for water magi and sex
>A straighfoward echidna story (don't really have many of those)
>an incident involvong carlic bread sees a vampire havig to explain to the pizza guy that he's married to her daighter
>conspiracy theory banshee: she cries, for no one sees the truth like she does
>living armor is a jojo addict

>>38971558
>archaeologist is reincarnated consort of ancient pharaoh

>>38971540
fucking toxo plasmonics

>>38971658
I'm obsessed by Cheshire it's more about the teleporting ass then weird parasites

>>38971754
>Anon's brain completely infested with memeworms

>>38971613

>>38971836
>and then she challenges you to a children's card game

Love the Banshee !

I want to be the husband of a massive chicken harpy so I can sleep under her along with our many chick daughters

little known fact: mgs hate dead fish sex. Spiders and succs in particular will burst into tears if you dont do anything
so if you wanna bully your wife, just let her ride you. no complaint, no fight, no lust, absolutely nothing, just lie down, dont move and watch the facade shatter

>>38971909
That's nice, but stick to monster girl images.
>>38971951
Most will take it as a challenge.

>>38971951
better yet, befroe they wake up the first morning together, take a love doll potion so it appears that they were only hallucinating that they had a lover

>>38971658
>>38971803
toxo somehow increases testosterone levels. im serious, look it up
>cats have evolved an entire clade of complex brain parasites that make men more horny for them

>>38971973
>That's nice, but stick to monster girl images.
Alright, I'll post the closest thing I have

>>38972043

>>38971888
Gonna make the banshee cry by proposing to her

banshee is just a crying big titty goth gf with running mascara
change my mind

>>38972084
Based

>>38972104
And ?

>>38972043
Now we're talking. Need a massive MGE Cockatrice too.
>>38972104
Yeah, and?

>>38972124
>>38972130
just wanted to get that off my chest since my heads fucked

>>38972104
Yeah but they're not human so they're infinitely better.

>>38971884
all I've got is a cheesy Magic black white deck

>>38972160
>forgetting those long molestable ears

>>38972150
Understandable have a nice day.

>>38972104
fucking phillistine
banshee is a crying big titty irish goth undead elf gf with running mascara

>>38972199
so she cries in scottish or welsh?

>>38971888
Edgy elves are fine too

>>38972199
too many words make my brain hurt

>>38972336
>t. Based ouga Bouga anon

>>38972196
a perfect banshee, also. imagine a horror story about a man who saw a banshee and followed her to her house, which was massive, and when he entered the door, the door shut and her crying turned into crying laughter.....

>>38972431
>Get btfo by a vacuum cleaner
How can they survive ?

>>38972104
>Goth gf
>change my mind
Change your location on reddit.

>>38972474
she aint a ghost, m8. she's just a crying plae elf

No demon wife...
Life sucks...

>>38972223
celtic. a dead elf crying in a dead language....poetic, no?

Remember to have a pizza or a pie today. Also a good day for a date with a nerdy monster.

>>38972569
if only she was in a dead land atop a dead castle, looking at the dead sea
>>38972584
nah aint in the mood for that, but bunyips belly looks gropeable.....

>>38972584
14 March is also Beef&Blowjob Day
Holstgirls win.

>>38968585
does Ranni even count i mean i love her with all my tarnished heart but shes a human in a doll body

>>38972941
>doll body
>BIG hat
I'll allow it

>>38972941
>Human
No she's not

>>38971888
i'll wear the brightest and happiest colors when i ask her out, a side note. how do you think banshee babies would be?

>>38973328
>how do you think banshee babies would be?
Honesty I don't know...
I assume they would cry more than normal babies...
But can undead bear children ?

>>38973384
yes they can, if i remember corretly.... they are just a very different form of life in MGE

>>38972084
I"m going to make her cry by telling her the story of the ugly barnacle.

>>38973491
Well that's good to hear

>>38971367
>you evolved to fuck snakes
how did it get to this conclusion?

>>38973384
>But can undead bear children ?
Of course they can, it's directly mentioned in profiles of Ochimusha and Dhampir.

>>38971951
does anybody have that image of taming hellhounds by going limp

How do we slove the growing dragoncel problem?

>>38973591
This one? Not sure how effective it is now with the whole mofu buff.

>>38972941
blue and four arms is really all i ask for.

>>38973610
Just fuck the old hags

>>38972043
>>38972064
nice cock bro

>>38973777
>tfw no lich sculptor to bounce off art ideas off of

>>38973777
>She can't even get authentic skulls anymore
Ms. Lich sure has fallen on hard time, hasn't she?

>>38973491
>they are just a very different form of life in MGE
They're still undead, they just can do some things like have children because magic.

how do I civilise harpies?

>>38974028
domesticate

>>38971219
I want to get instantly defeated by a Basilisk's gaze

>>38968183

>>38974028
get a turkey harpy or chicken one

>>38971219
As a hair fetishist I approve this image.

>>38974051
That artist needs to draw a thicc milfy Cockatrice.

>>38974140
[excited Kej noises]

>>38974125
Cow bride!

>>38974028
ya gotten give em religion

Mara worshiping jubjubs it is then.

>>38974202
As it should be.

>>38974183
Yes

>>38974550
>No oneesans that start getting bustier
Its a fool proof, mate attracting strategy

>>38968183

>can headbutt you into the dirt
>then tackle you and knock you out with her fluff
>rape you while you sleep
Are weresheep secretly OP? Should they even be allowed in the starting zone?

>>38974599
Cow wife, happy life.
Especially since I always need more dairy.

Gunfox

Oh God no she has a shield that gets stronger based on affection! If she has a husband she is borderline invincible and will laugh at the face of the elder virgin hag generation!

>>38974896
Oh false alarm then

>>38970740
>Half-elf
>Half
What, did I get raped by a shitty monster and cum across universes or something?

>>38971317
>Asking the DL for proofs
Begging to get raped by cockatrices.

>>38968183

>>38974938
Isn’t it a plot point of Fallen Maidens that elves aren’t exactly “monsters” so the result of the offspring is a hybrid that can still half-monsterize? Like the tsundere half-elf that ends up becoming an elf-werewolf and rapes the guy riding him like a horse?

>>38974916
Oh no

>>38974976
I haven't delved much into FM but elves in the MGE are a little weird overall. Dwarves too, but not as much.

>wanna put your arm in here?

>>38975380
Eww, it feels like cold spaghetti but warm instead

>>38973632
I will now save it and name it niko_style.jpg

>>38973690
But their lairs are too inaccessible. Anons would fall into lava and become husbands to Lava Golems first.

>>38975423
lure 'em out then and leave an anon tied up for them

>>38975474
?

>>38968432
I'd like to be a Yeti's daki

>take a level 1 salamander as your adventuring companion because she's cute and hot
>spend minimal time adventuring because the dumb little lizard is too sexy and you can't resist constantly fucking her

I want to rub her cute bat NEET feet and cuddle with her while we play vidya.

>>38975702
Anon please, I can do both at the same time starting at night.

>>38975709
THICK monster NEETs make my heart beat

>>38975709
Feeding your neet wife and constructing her into a more perfect woman through a heavy american diet of Baconators and fried foods.

>>38973548
Simple
>Snakes evolved alongside humans
>Therefore lamia evolved to be enchanting to men and men evolved to please lamia

BOO!

>>38972555
Right at this very moment there is a demon writing
>No love starved husband..
>What's the point of living?

>>38974976
There's uncorrupted elves who hide from the rest of the world and are only mentioned in setting material, and then the succubized elves described in the profile. The first group functions exactly as humans do regarding incubization and monsterization. The half-elf could have ended up as any monster, while a succubized elf can only be an elf.
Dwarves were similar but they got way too carried away with fucking the monster dwarves.

Remember that scene in sword and the stone where merlin turns Arthur into a squirrel and gets the unwanted attention of that girl squirrel.

>>38974976
Elves and dwarves are actually in the same boat as humans and not monster at all. They only go after human men because their race got turned years ago so elf and dwarf males don't happen although a few normal elves exist, presumably with men.
It makes sense if you stop thinking about pure monster races we like here and keep in mind that almost all human women would monsterize into the human variant of a succubus.

>>38976047
I don't mind make elves on mg stuff if it's ss

>>38975915
silly snake should have swallowed her spit first

>>38975966
I wonder if undead MGs joke about KYSing urself to reach Earth?

>>38974938
My daughterfus will technically be half-elves.

>>38976103
Next time you feel bad about "tfw no monstergirls" remember that it's entirely possible there's a monstergirl who's been waiting thousands of years for (you)

>>38975384
So, warm spaghetti?

>>38976025
I always felt bad for that little squirrel when Arthur turns back

>>38976129
Quite literally

>>38968183

>>38976129
No anon, there is no one waiting for you, as life goes past by you. The idea of monster girls is better as a fantasy for a reason, perhaps its for the better, this way it'll remain untainted.

>>38976215
>He's not a schizochad
Pathetic

>>38974550
literally unbeatable

>>38976191
I'm not an ant, I can't read the text on top

Never patrol the streets with women at night orderfags.

>>38971999
Who could resist them. They are pure sex.

>>38969756
I need it

>>38969756
>reddit you aren't allowed to sexualise them outside the porn subs but people still suck up to them like they're the übermensch.
Imagine the state of femaledatingstrategy after a load of monsters who grossly misunderstand the point take over.

>>38976404
>Goes from "this waiter touched my hand and it gave me the ick" to "how do I rape my neighbour?"

>>38975702
>still racks up levels rapidly due to leaked experience and level drain
>still cant fight to save her life because you didnt actually teach her anything
for shame, letting your protege/waifu get shown up by unmarried lizards

>>38976256

>>38976551
Ah! A flying fish!

You all have been naughty. You deserve to be shoved inside a BEEG lilim’s leotard with your head between her breasts for the entire week.

>>38976129
God I wish....

>>38975709
tfw no neet mg wife...

>>38976725
I can speak seal. Ahem.
>l'egg
>mrph
>fibph
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

monster girl posts:
>tfw no sad self-hating human to reassure every day by gently mind breaking him until all he feels is love
>tfw no husband that never stops clinging to you because he is afraid you will disappear

>>38976726
I would really only be comfortable with a mg wife who is as neet and autistic as me.

>>38976725
The Architect is displeased.

>>38976744
>tfw no husband that never stops clinging to you because he is afraid you will disappear
It's a legitimate concern!

I have a question anons...
Which race of monster girls have the most hags ?

>>38976803
Sabbath probably

>>38976744
>tfw no sad self-hating human
Are you baiting me to start miseryposting again?

>>38976803
Dragon Zombies obviously

Apes! Apes raping men! It's a madhouse!!! A MAAAAAAADHOOOOUSE!!!

>>38971317
>"It was revealed to me in a wet dream"
>t. DL, on the conception of her vision of convergence utopia

>>38968664
All are legitimately good, I like that art style.

>>38976814
Imagine the sex

>>38976807
Ironically, they probably do have the most living hags. Some undead must beat them out proportionally and numerically, though.

>>38976835
Undead Sabbath though

>>38976754
It's comfy, but if I had a wife like that, I'd hope our kids wouldn't turn out like us.
>>38976803
Probably vanilla Dragons, they're haughty as hell and happens often enough that >>38976814 are notable to get their own encyclopedia profile. Contrary to thread memes, there's probably very few Jabberwock christmas cakes because of their nature.

>>38976744
>/r9k/ demons posting about how men don't want their contracts because all men are SLUTS.

>>38976901
Do they like metal?

>>38976754
You're getting a genki gyaru wife and you will be happy with her

>>38974941
based

>>38976941
>Probably vanilla Dragons,
how? there's an entire nation full of them for the express purpose of breeding, they have several events and contests to help with easier hookups and they even have a millitary they can enlist in for a government-provided hubby/battle partner

>>38976941
>Contrary to thread memes, there's probably very few Jabberwock christmas cakes because of their nature.
The cheshires will pick off all the available boys first chance before they can even get a chance.

>>38976979
On?

>>38976943
I will go to 4mon r9k meet up, and snatch a demon for myself and love her forever.

>>38976949
If I heard mamano trying to do the vocals for metal I would laugh, they'd need a man to do that properly. Although other kinds of singing would work very well for them
https://youtu.be/5gUcnUjhRX0?t=19

Post hellhounds

>>38976983
They need all the help they get. There's probably not that many monster CCs in general, but relatively more among Dragons.

>>38977038

>>38977038

>>38977038
the only thing hot dogs deserve

>>38976996
I would like to see the faces of other /r9k/ mgs after they see one of their own gets a guy so easily.

>>38977038
Cleanhound!
>>38976984
They should team up with Jubjubs to fight the memecat menace.

>>38977038
Will you lose to the chest fluff or the kiss first?

>>38977038

>>38975380
Sounds fun but I already have plans for the evening.

>>38977081
I want to see their reactions when whiteknighting nets Jinko a boyfriend.

>NEET Shirohebi finally lures you into her home after months of seduction attempts
>so excited that she forgets to clean her room
>or hide the custom commissioned body-pillow featuring a rendition of you

>>38975380
I'll rather put my dick

>>38977100
Holy shit kaiju are so cool

>>38977038
Nah, they are not white

>>38977120
If I went into an unmarried mamono's home, it means I'm about to start undressing her and spoil her entire seduction plan anyway

tall

Just had a skiing trip in which I fully lost myself in the mountains. What would be the mgs that hunting after skiers and how would they do it?

>>38977194
No hasshaku-sama...

>>38977194

>>38977232
>161cm
What a fucking manlet

>>38977199
Obviously

Surrender to dark elf booty.

>>38977199
Obviously

>>38977267
Yeah okay

>>38977267
Dark elf best elf

>>38977199
Yeti most likely or a Yuki-onna that isn't ready to accept it's spring yet.

>>38968183

>>38977310
That litter is small time

>>38977310
How would anti-natalists be treated in mofuland?

>>38977310
>>38977312
The fox...
>>38977339
better get her some fertility ovulation drugs for next time.

>>38977312

>>38977357
Gonna get that back alley stuff from the gremlin, thats how you know its the good stuff.

>>38977312
she saw you fapping.....

>>38977388
She won't be satisfied just watching.

>>38977038

>>38977351
Reeducation

>>38977453
Reeducation by impregnation, that's the way of this glorious mofu-nation!

This Editions Special Report: Tengu Pussy the Best? A closer look at the sex appeal of this beautiful and noble race.

>>38977238
You call him manlet but he has amazonian vampire gf and you don't.

>>38977494
....

>>38977508
Don't waste pictures on your shitty crossboarder memes

>>38977516
why not

>>38977508
Fuck off

>>38977508
Nice offtopic image, faggot.

With Elden Ring's release will we have another wave of shitty crossovers?

>>38977508
>This kills the man

>>38977548
More a when at this point

Imagine the cuddles

>>38977134
Technically every girl in Dragonia is a kaiju.

>>38968664
A harem of all of them

>>38977588
Even the Holsts?

>>38977508
Go back to your board.

>>38977508
>all this mad

>>38977725
Shitty normalfag memes can stay in mggg, deal with it

>>38977752
>normalfag
Wasn't thst like an r9k thing?

>>38977752
She looks like she know where to find game updates

>>38977071
The most important thing, but not the only thing.

>>38977761
She has the latest build on her laptop that she keeps in her basement. Just follow her and you can play it.

>>38977752
I've only ever seen it on 4chan. Still find it funny all the angry autismoing over it though.

>>38977782
i want more monster like this, promising things, honeyed words, "oblivious" seducation, and cold manuplation of thier prey

>>38977818
Tourist-kun...

>>38977825
i know it's been said before but i really appreciate that oppressive manipulation and control regura gives some of his girls.
you feel the tension, despite being a good boy.

>>38977508
>>38977818
>>38977753
This thread badly needs some quality control and to start enforcing it.

>>38977825
>promising things
wtf guys, this isn't free gaming GPU, this is femdom

So, what would an MGE automaton's limter removal be like?

>>38977884
>Big Fau, I give you all that I am now! I know that's what you wanted!

>>38977881
>I'm still getting that GPU, right?

>>38977884
>"YOUR KIND CLINGS ON FLESH AS IF IT WILL NOT DECAY AND FAIL YOU!"
>"So... can I feel your warmth again?"

>Get shoggoth maid
>She turns your two bedroom apartment into a none-Euclidian mansion
>Tanuki landlord is pissed and wants you to pay more since "you're getting more space than what you're paying for"
>She doesn't want to go inside your apartment since she's pretty sure your maid won't let her out.

>>38977972
I doubt you need to rent if your Shoggoth can do that. Even a cardboard box under a bridge would be enough, if even that.

>>38978001
why ever leave?

>>38978017
To have a nice date outside, like a picnic at the beach or walk through a forest, or see some famous landmarks. Traveling over the world in a Shogvan would be really cool.

>>38978026
>>38978038
love shog

>>38977825
I know what I want.
>"Onii chan help. I'm lweaking!"
>You got to plug it the hole with your bwig stick or I'm gonna diiiiiiiiie"
>uwu

>>38978062
>Shogvan
that's actually pretty ingenious

>>38977884
>wherever I go I must also rape

Why am I crying?

>>38978128
>young shogs are killing the mansion industry

Golem-san is CUTE!

>>38978139
no monster wife

>>38978001
>Find random box under a bridge
>Open it up
>Can't see the bottom
>Accidentally fall down into it
>Find you're in a city sized mansion
>And a very exited shoggoth maid
>People can still hear strange sound coming from under the bridge but nobody wants to check since the last guy fell into a cardboard and disappeared

>>38977884
>

>>38978097
>Onii chan I'm fucking tweaking!!! ARGGHHH
No matter how old they are a baphomet should not be allowed to drink too much coffee

>>38978284
Not drinking a triple espresso so you can spazz the fuck out with your waifu
weak

>>38977922
2 sessions per part, industry standard.