/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sage and report the OP's shitty thread.

[x] take shotgun is the only option.

Jerk off on her face. Push her back in the monitor.

Get back to /a/

[x] Rape the maid

>>3897363
>>implying you haven't made a thousand times more shitty threads.

>>3897383

>implying that it has any bearing on my tolerance for shitty threads

>>3897358
I mathematically prove that she doesn't exist.

ask her if she's alright? proceed to ask her name and how and reasons from getting here.

I walk in the other room to watch tv.

Japanese horror is too deep for me.

>>3897401
Can you?

Wonder why she's illuminated but everything else in the room is pitch black.

>>3897358
Communicate with any method possible. If succeed, sit down and have a talk with her

Ejaculate on the OP's face.

I show her the proper way to walk out of a display without falling.

I'll grab my other monitor and face it against the one she's coming out of.

[x] Genuflect
It wouldn't be polite to be standing while she is on the ground.

>>3897417
>>3897417
Of course, the amount of energy necessary to bend space to make a gap is so incredibly large it exceeds the amount energy that could be obtained by converting the mass of jupiter directly into energy. Now if she's violating energy conservation then we have far scarier issues at hand than a human eating monster, a violation of energy conservation would mean that the universe is inherently unstable and could spontaneously cease existing at any given second.

>>3897559
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H.
(No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this
brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put
your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different
kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar
back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between
the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase
the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this
situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If
you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon.
Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are
obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the
sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky,
you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller,
or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the
ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation
to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical
things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things.
Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner
in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the
real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true,
and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and
falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary
between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to
manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for
the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist.
This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border
between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond,
she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual
moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about
Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract
concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms
of two abstract concepts).

>>3897578

Can she make my penis bigger this way?

>>3897578
The land and the sky are human concepts that exist only in our minds.

>>3897582
Then if she changes the fundamental constants of the universe she should cease to exist.
http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm
see big crumble for an explanation why.

>>3897358
It's times like this that I feel genuflecting will be my only salvation.

[X] GENUFLECT

>>3897612
She raped your little sister and scooped out your best friends eyes?

harsh man.

>>3897593

I'm afraid nothing can do that.

>>3897607
This is the greatest site I've ever been to.

>>3897607
>In a particle accelerator experiment, a tiny bit of strange matter suddenly popped into existence. Against all expectation, it had a negative charge. The next moment, it engaged into a chain reaction theoretical physicists call `Ice-9 Type Transition'.

>>3897594
>The land and the sky are human concepts that exist only in our minds.

Are you suggesting that there's a division between human conception and reality?

>>3897896
>Are you suggesting that there's a division between human conception and reality?

A "border" between those, so to speak?