/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3892387
No...that's enough...

>>3892393
OH MY GOD

Is Cirno supposed to be a bad guy or what?

I can't be bothered to play this shit.

>>3892393
WHATS HAPPENING!??!?!!

>>3892412
>>3892433
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3892421
There are no "bad guys" in Gensokyo, Cirno's just the kid that gets picked on all the time due to not being the sharpest pencil in the box.

>>3892442
?

>>3892442
Nice Rance teeth.

>>3892449

yukkuris are the bad guys

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5275091

>>3892387
Those three....I feel as if they are making fun of my small penis, especially Sakuya who's supposed to be my good waifu... And Marisa's gesture isn't exactly helping it ;_;

>>3892498

Sakuya: Haaaah... see what I'm stuck with?

If you already didn't have 'baka' filtered, you deserved to see this pooshlmer tier thread.

>>3892509
Brno > Cirno

>>3892629
Well, it is a very nice city...

>>3892652

The city was better when it was called "Brünn".

>>3893156
Your face is that of a typical Austrian.

>>3892509
Marisa: I can't believe it's *that* small..
reimu: It looks like it'll snap in half if I even tried to touch it.

Given the chance, I would fuck Cirno.

Does this make me a bad person?

>>3893459
Enjoy your frostbite dick.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BAKA
JUST LOOK AT HER

>>3893504
She can control it at will, she can turn off her coldness.
If she likes what we're doing to her...

>>3893504
>>3893524
Don't you ever get tired of bringing this up? Ever?

>>3893524
Ellipses police here. You're under arrest.

One of these days /jp/ realize that this WHAT A BAKA XD shit makes it just as bad as any other anime forum.

>>3893540
Welcome to one-and-a-half year ago.

>>3893540
slowpoke.jpg

look at that baka xD

>>3893530
Fine. Attempts at sparking some decent discussion failed.

>>3893520
I'M FUCKING LOOKING

>sparking some decent discussion
Discussing the workings of a fictional ice fairy's uterus is decent discussion?

Get out.

>>3893546
>decent discussion
>having intercourse with an ice fairy

>>3893554
>>3893552
Your dirty thoughts, not mine.
I was going to talk about how Cirno would be able to control her own temperature.

>>3893561
You can't teach /jp/ to be /tg/. But I know you tried.
Was it ever documented somewhere that having ice forming powers meant that they themselves have to possess the attributes of their power as well?

>>3893561
Which has also been done to death. Oddly enough, such discussion typically arises whenever there is discussion of whether or not Cirno's nether regions are frigid.

>>3892387
You're just being jealous, Cirno is God.

>>3893575
>Done to death already.
Good. You should have said that civilly from the start.
Instead of purposely mentioning the birds and bees then getting people all riled up again.

Cirno absorbs heat from her surroundings.
Therefore, Cirno is hot inside.

I just love how Reimu looks like a bitch in that picture.

Anyone have any other pictures of Reimu looking like a bitch?

>>3893595

I want to experience Cirno's hot insides.

ifyouknowwhatimean

>>3893852

>>3893852
any picture of reimu.jpg

>>3893852

>>3893595
So if humans release their heat to outside, that means they are cold inside? Well, literary it makes sense.

>>3893895
donations were so bad that reimu's resorted to slave trading now?

>>3893911
Well, she was into business regarding spirits and supernatural and just changed her approach a bit.

>>3893907
>So if humans release their heat to outside,
aka sweating
>that means they are cold inside?
cooler than before

>>3893925
every time a man ejaculates his insides grow colder?

>>3893944
The temperature of the ejaculate should be lower than you body temperature, so no.

>>3893911
She had to make up for abandoning the 100,000 yen donation service somehow, and all that equipment was just lying around.

>>3893970
she shoulda stuck marisa in that collar then, it was her fault anyways.

>>3893944
If he ejaculates pure heat or a liquid hotter than his own core temperature then, yes, he would grow marginally colder.

Every time a dragon breaths fire it grows a little colder inside.

Oh wait, reptiles are cold blooded.

you shudder when you pee to make up for the lost heat

>>3894020
This would only be true if dragons had fire stored in them and excrete the fire by breathing.

In reality (aka fiction), it is explained that dragons have a sack filled with gas in them (gas produced as a side-product of digestion) and when they breathe fire, they ignite said gas (sparks, from grinding their flintstone-like back tooth).

That way, they only become warmer, and should they not open their mouths, they burn themselves.

>>3894043
That really depends on the setting, and dragons tend to breathe liquid fire, not gas fire.

>>3894043
Plausibility in my Giant Fire Breathing flying mythical creatures?

>>3894059
Then where do they get the liquid?

>>3894043
That film was like going to Gensokyo, then turning around and leaving for the good of the everyone. Manly tears ;_;

You get to keep your waifu anyway.

>>3894075
uh...saliva?

>>3894090
Saliva is inflammable? Spitfire?
>>3894084
What was the name?

>>3894102
Well it'd have to be, maybe if it came out the other end then you could call it a gas fire.

>>3894107
Fire farting dragons are the worst.

lots of fic writers say that dragons eat limestone, it goes into their bellies/gas-bags and gets digested

that creates hydrogen gas, the gas helps them fly and can be blown out their mouths then lit by some kind of sparking nerve ending shit

also they can get blowouts and set their heads on fire/accidentally burn all their gas and make them fall out of the sky

>>3894129
if that happened their stomachs would explode.

>>3894131
fyi, dragons aren't real animals

>>3894141
what? since when?

touhou characters aren't real

>>3894141
>>3894131
FUCK YOU
I'M A DRAGON

>>3894163
No, that's an exploding blimp.

>>3894102
Flight of Dragons. It's an old, OLD animated film, wherein a wizard did it.

The basic premise is that as mankind has expanded, the creatures of legend and fantasy are forced towards nonexistence. It's decided that they will have to shut themselves off from the human world to avoid being obliterated, but one of the wizards (it's always a wizard) decided to instead corrupt and crush humanity. To thwart this nefarious plan, a human weeaboo, er, scientist is brought in, meets his waifu, and Things Go Hilariously Wrong™ when he's transposed with a dragon. Shit got pretty epic, for back in the day.

>>3893970
Is there a doujin about this?

>>3895018
yes, "100yen miko" i think.

>>3894168
>confusing a blimp with a zeppelin