/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38903553
Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/aa9NjGdU

Image-Based Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/G5xm1rbQ

>>38903553
Amazing thread.
>>38903561
Fpwp

Phase 2 Never Ever

>>38903595
>Fpwp
First post my post
t. OP

Higurashi sucks.
Bye.

>>38903597
Seriously, what the fuck happened to Ryukishi? I'd rather him say he's not gonna continue it and that he's working on WTC6 with a brand new story instead of leaving us in the dark, high and dry.

>>38904331
Not as much as Cornelia.

>>38904519
Absolutely amazing image

You must learn the truth

I fucked up pretty bad at work today, but I start late tomorrow so maybe everyone will forget by the time I get there

>>38905172
I forgive you.

Would you hang with the crew?

>>38905202
thanks friend

>No new chapter until the 18th

>>38903561
Glorious

>>38905348
"Now, everyone, come and watch me do fuck-all while the author tries to figure out how to salvage this awful plotline!"

>>38905172
how do I unsubscribe from this blog?

>>38905412
It was fucked from the start

>>38903561
What the fuck is this shit?
>>38905220
No never.

>>38905448
SWS

>>38905448
Fuck you.
Give up.

A possible truth

It's possible that Virgillia was forced to comfort a weeping Beatrice in her lap and comfort her as best as possible in the Golden Land where she would finally be free of the sound of Battler and Rosa's sex
It's possible that Gaap is still spying on the couple from places unknown in utter awe
It's possible that Ronove is chucking to himself while the Stakes are gossiping amongst themselves either talking bad about Battler for the insult he brings to their master, or blushing at the thought of this intense lust that has left Asmodeus near catatonic with a grin on her face or some mixture of both.
It's possible that Bern and Lambda were so bored out of their minds that they left this fragment, but only after laughing at Beatrice and building her a cuckshed out of boxes of tissues and unused condoms.
It's possible that Godo was used to this treatment and simply worked with a chuckle and a roll of his eyes.
It's possible that Genji wasn't phased at all or even reacted and simply went along his routine without pause.
It's possible that Kannon would always peace out as soon as anyone made a comment about Battler or Rosa to places unknown.
It's possible that Kumasawa was spending the entire time trying not to crack jokes, letting the occasional quip out that made her a bit off-put by how much Eva was laughing out loud when she overheard them.
It's possible that Rudolf has his hand holding up his head as he tries to come up with just how many ways he screwed up in his choices with Battler that would lead down to this path, starting with asking him to join the family again and moving down the list.
It's possible that Kyrie is comforting Rudolf and rubbing his back, while also thinking nothing of her step-son's embarrassing behavoir, knowing this relates in no way to how he behaves around her or Ange.
It's possible that Kraus and Hideoshi are doing their best to not let any of it effect their behavoir and try to act casual or stoic about the whole matter, but their act crumbles at every pause from the echoing from the hallways gives birth to a new redoubling of moans that crushes their hopes for even a "normal", typically unpleasant Ushiromiya family meeting
It's possible that Eva is on the floor bawling in laughter at Kumisawa's mackerel joke that is normally met with a giggle and is now struggling for air.
It's possible that Natsuhi's repressed lust is being awakened and despite an act that even fools the rest of the family with her air of dignity and respect, is also envious and wishes Kraus would come with her to her bedroom that night, which he does, but all attempts at awkward flirting are drowned out by their noisy neighbors. They did go to Kinzo's study where it's quiet, but only to kiss and hold each other closely for the rest of the night and talk about how happy they are with one another. They didn't get any sleep, because it doesn't feel right in Kinzo's study, so in the morning they returned to their rooms after the hallways are silent and sleep in peacefully.
It's possible that George felt a rush of anger and jealousy from Battler that he was more forceful with Shannon than usual when they met up, but he deflates when he realizes how aggressive he is on Shannon's already passive personality. He tries to rekindle his kinder side and Shannon giggles saying something about how she doesn't mind his assertiveness, which while making George blush didn't boost his confidence
It's possible that Maria asked a plethora of uncomfortable questions all night long that Jessica couldn't answer. While also trying to steer the conversation away, Maria also dropped plenty of uncomfortable hints about her home life that made Jessica want to crawl under her covers and die from embarrassment, but since she's the only adult in the cousins room, had to bare with it.

This is simply a theory mind you, but a legitimate theory nonetheless of what happened during those two days between October 4th and 5th.

Verification not required

>>38905573
Family competition.
Krauss and Natsuhi
Eva and Hideyoshi
Rudolf and Kyrie
Battler and Rosa
Four teams. Who can fuck the most passionately? Keep it going for the longest? Achieve the greatest variety of positions? Kinzo will judge and apportion inheritance accordingly.

>>38905573
It’s possible I won’t read this.

>>38905573
Ok but where's the rest of it

OK i advanced and the story started.

a fortress built on an island surrounded by a river fell in 1 single day without a siege.......WTF.

also the game force you to grind 1 level after every figth

BOOORING but not so boring,i just don0t want replay the same training 5 times to put all my troops at the adviced level

>muh pplay underlevel
i am palying at hard retard, also i miss valchyria chronacles for the all my troops same level KINO

also the AI is dumb

the enemies are cripted to attak my mages first
but in this game troops do not die so the enemy can win since i don't need to always keep alive all my troops

Charm on!
Posts dealt with!
Humanity going down the right path!

>>38905589
Kanon and Shannon should be an option.

all my troops to level 9 now i can continue the story, except 1 but i just recruited him so is half level 8 for 1 troop i can make it level up in the story

new mission and i like you can interact with the enviroment

HOLY SHIT THE MUSIC
why waste this banger on a fucking early game mission

Am I to understand this guy has prepared at least 1492 off-topic images. Meeep……

what?

>>38906014
When?
How?

>>38906014
>>38906028
Who?
Why?

>>38906035
This mystery is intense
Where?

>>38906074
If only we had a scrap of red truth to work with.

>>38906080
[red]Because.[/red]

>>38904331
Umineko is way worse than Higurashi.

>>38906085
I see. That explains everything!
That!
Then!
Thusly!
Them!
There!
All it takes is a simple "because," and the rest of the mystery rolls itself out.

>>38905431
The "Satoko is now a witch" story has lots of potential, it's just that nobody competent bothered to work with it.

>>38906091
"Satoko is now a witch" has potential. "Satoko and Rika are now Lambdadelta and Bern" is where the story became irredeemably fucked.

>>38906095
>"Satoko and Rika are now Lambdadelta and Bern" is where the story became irredeemably fucked.
Still, a matter of execution, by itself that plotpoint isn't bad.

>>38906091
It's not the fact she becomes a witch, it's the fact she's trying to somehow confuse Rika and punish her by repeating similar fragments. The gimmick of "hey look it's a remake but it's not" is just not a good way to go about it. You either have to break Rika's or Satoko's character to get to the point where Satoko is willing to murder her friends multiple times and torture Rika like that.

>>38906106
>. The gimmick of "hey look it's a remake but it's not" is just not a good way to go about it.
Why do you think so?
>ou either have to break Rika's or Satoko's character to get to the point where Satoko is willing to murder her friends multiple times and torture Rika like that.
Satoko was portrayed as being broken from the loops.

>>38906096
No, by itself that plot point is bad. It's a fundamentally terrible idea that sabotages the characters and recycles part of the plot of Umineko no matter how it might be executed.
Satoko and Lambdadelta have totally incompatible personalities. Satoko's character and her relationship with Rika have to be twisted beyond recognition to make the "Satoko and Rika are Bern and Lambda" plot point happen.

>>38906127
How are their personalities incompatible? It was a nice fit, imho, you had Satoko obsessed with Rika which logically happened after she found out about the loops, it was twisted beyond recognition, they weren't simply friends anymore.
The ST Lucia's arc's point was to show how Satoko started to develop an obsession with Rika and how their relationship started to deteriorate.
You can make an excellent drama out of this. It's just that we were unlucky, I guess.

Oh, btw...

>>38906141
The whole St. Lucia's arc is one irrational plot contrivance after another, and exists solely to force Satoko into developing an obsession that her character shouldn't normally have.
If you watched it and didn't feel like that was character-breaking at its most hamfisted, I don't know what else to tell you.

>>38906239
>>The whole St. Lucia's arc is one irrational plot contrivance after another
Didn't feel that different from all the coincidences which caused the cast to go insane in the original question arcs, but the execution was subpar, I will admit that.
>If you watched it and didn't feel like that was character-breaking at its most hamfisted
I wouldn't go that far.

>>38906239
I agree. Satoko’s friendship tans studying troubles at a school are not convincing for the tension needed to create a time travelling inter dimensional killing machine. Totally different Satoko that just doesn’t follow on.
I did enjoy watching Rika drink tea.

>>38906114
>>38906106
The manga seems to be basically going with "Satoko has been destroyed by the loops and this is what remained from her".

And her attempts to break Rika probably will be framed as an attempt to make Rika just like her. Dunno how they will solve that plot to get back to some kind of happy ending though.

>>38906347
>happy ending
I don't want a happy ending.

The happy ending would be Satoko, Rika, and all the other club members staying in June 1983 for all eternity.

I really have trouble with the way Satoko is handled on Meguri myself. The fragments she's been through prove to her Rika's even willing to compromise for her own happiness. If she was threatened by Eua I could understand, but she willingly accepts the terms of service on making Rika suffer through and through.

>>38906402
It's not like she can do antyhing else, maybe we could have had another chapter dedicated at how badong the loops were to drive the point home

>>38906402
She even talks about how those post-83 fragments were fun in their own way in the last chapter. The manga is clearly going with all this happening due to her being completely broken by the loops. It kind of seemed like since St.Lucia Tomato was trying to avoid making people blame Satoko or Rika, so this is the result.

Eua breaks Satoko into Witchtoko with the power of looping and convenient bad endings, and now Witchtoko will attempt(?) to break Rika.

Although, we also actually haven't seen how Rika is dragged into it. The last chapter still had no set up for Rika looping again.

>>38906467
Why did you post pachinko girl?

>>38906484
Because I could.

>>38906499
But did you ever consider if you should?

>>38906511
I wanted to post it, so yes.

I also wanted to post this.

>>38906556
Satoko would never react like this

>>38906565
So what?

>>38906556
>that rika
Cooom

>>38905525
What are you drunk

>>38906660
I am drinking #tea right now

What’s the difference between Maria’s magic of origins(full potential) and Featherine’s powers? They are both creators so can’t they both basically create literally anything? Is it like the way they do it or smn that’s different?

There's just no way to make Satoko transition into a witch without it feeling incredibly hamfisted. or anyone besides Rika, for that matter.

You remember

>>38907230
It's impossible to forget. Never before have I seen a creator ridicule his cahracters like this.

>>38907109
A human can never cross the boundary from human to an universal, timeless concept. However with love even that can be hamfisted in.

Everyone is invited!

>>38907261
The point is to make it feel natural and good, not hamfisted.
If Ryukishi had any love for his franchises, he wouldn't have dug them from the ground.

>>38904331
yeah it sucks now that sotsugou is a thing

>>38907272
That's why you can realize there is always a writer between a human and a witch. Concepts cannot have been personified without a writer.

>>38907311
How does that excuse the writing being bad, though?
Getting a bit tired of the "it was bad on purpose" excuse.

>>38907039
the difference is that Maria's ded while Featherine is writing Umineko fanfic years in the future and self-inserting as an unkillable god.

>>38907350
I choose to blame the in-universe writers instead of Ryukishi. What level of copium am I on?

>>38907377
>What level of copium am I on?
The "in-universe writer" is still written by Ryukishi.
Or bullet-pointed from Ryukishi, whatever's true.

Higurashi never really happened in real life

>>38907423
COME TO MY VILLAGE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE MOTHERFUCKER

>>38906484
I was going to make a post about how it's dumb they're adding her before the other Mei OCs like Chisame or Ayaka. But then completely changed my post, but forgot to change my image.

Fuck Rena
Fuck Mion
Fuck Satoko
Fuck Rika
Fuck Keiichi
Fuck Shion four times
oh and love Hanyuu

>>38907385
Good comment but I hate this mentally challenged Satoko image

>>38907638

>>38907039
The dead Umineko characters that live on in the Golden Land are considered phantoms. They're less than human in some way even within the context of fantasy (Lambda differentiates Battler from Ange in episode 8 before the part where they go to the city of books).

Maria had potential to be a creator, but it will never be realized because the "Maria" we see is just a phantom from Beatrice's catbox. Of course, from a human context, it just means she had the potential to be a writer, but died and so is stuck as just a character and her potential will never be realized.

>>38907350
It was bad on purpose.

>>38907657
Still terribad.

>>38907582
Obviously Miyabi is a priority because she can be used to promote the beloved pachinko machines.
Chisame really should’ve gotten an unit with the release of part 3, though. Ayaka should’ve had one in part 2, but I get the feeling they really don’t have any faith in their minor OCs. Ayaka was probably lucky she even got to appear in Satoshi’s story. Even the main characters barely got any content in the second half of last year, which I can only assume means they don’t sell well.

>>38906860
They would've gotten in the way of "muh Rika" or St.lucia.
Being forgotten by R07 may have been a kindness anyway

>>38907109
Not really. All it needed was one more chapter containing Satoko coming to the conclusion that she just has to stay in 1983 forever, which is incredibly easy.
>Wow, I have fun with my friends
>No dying Rika, no dying Nii-Nii or houses collapsing on me
>Maybe I should just stay here forever
>But even so, something is missing
>It's fun, but empty, as if I'm forgetting something important
And there you have it. Writing that out made me come to the conclusion that Satoko is your typical DEEN anime fan that thinks Higurashi is only about the horror.

>>38907794
You would be satisfied with that?

>>38907696
>Even the main characters barely got any content in the second half of last year, which I can only assume means they don’t sell well.
I think the Mei trio have been getting more alts and content lately though compared to last year. In the last few months, Kazuho got...

Courtesan Kazuho
Kanon Kazuho
Dark Awakening

The last one before that had been Infection Outbreak Kazuho back in June.


Chiester 70
Infection Outbreak Nao
Like Rena Nao

The last one before that had been Angel Mort Nao even further back.

Magical Girl Miyuki
Infection Outbreak
Black Cat Miyuki

The last one had been bride Miyuki back in the beginning of June.

>>38907811
Space all of that info out during an entire chapter and I'd have no problem with it. Obviously cramming it into a few pages wouldn't work either.

It's pretty telling how hard the manga is trying to pull the main tragedy away from St.lucia, using a fucking school as a main factor in turning Satoko into a witch was a doomed idea from the start.

What had worse writing Sotsu or Umineko EP8?

>>38907854
I think the issue is the whole concept of wanting to make the school paradise for Rika but hell for Satoko, but somehow trying to push the idea they didn't want to stay apart before the ending. Something has to give in to fit all that. The misunderstanding that R07 talked about in interviews could last a few days, but not months or years.

The anime basically didn't even try to make it seem like Rika was bothered by Satoko's distance from her, which clashes with her motivations in other parts of the story.

You also have the issue of Rika just walking back to St.Lucia in the end since they didn't want Rika dropping her dream for Satoko either (which means she's ignoring how badly the school treated her, which I guess ties into why the final reset goes to before St.Lucia, so the school technically never did anything to Satoko).

>>38907822
Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.
They’re obviously trying to push them more again, but last year got really bleak for the supposed main characters of the gacha, while the club members continuously got new alts (especially Rena). I really can’t imagine them doing that if it wasn’t for profit reasons, and when you look at their Twitter, cards involving the Mei trio consistently receive much less engagement than the club members, for reasons that are obvious, but do tell us which characters bring in the most money.

>>38907865
Sotsu. Episode 8 is good. Some people may not like it but I see nothing wrong with the writing.

>>38907998
>I see nothing wrong with the writing therefore writing good

>>38907230

>>38908234
Stop trying to make me gay

>>38908234
ah~

>>38908234
This is what happens when you let both Sonozakis play the club games, it's gonna be the punishment every time

>>38908327
what if instead of the window it was my face

>>38907965
Well, I don't disagree the established club are more popular than the Mei trio. That's kind of obvious.

Mei seemed to have much lower numbers n general back in the beginning of last year. I guess when the situation somewhat improved they started thinking about throwing more alts for the trio again.

Either way, I really doubt Miyabi has the fanbase of an established character.

Ok bro you're team captain, who are you picking?

>>38908234

>>38908345
I want Satoshi to sit on my face

>>38908418
he is sitting on my face actually

>>38908427
lucky bastard

>>38908364
Kawai game

>>38908569
You are kawaii.

>>38908353
>Either way, I really doubt Miyabi has the fanbase of an established character.
My guess is that either someone on the staff is a big fan of her, or they’re just desperate to do a “big” reveal for the 1.5 anniversary and they have to reach really deeply since they already used up all their actually relevant characters.

>>38908234
>>38908275
>>38908365
Im not a nigger faggot so no and stop being faggots. Rika's ass Asss ASSS RIKAA sexX

>>38908586
if you aren't a faggot you wcan't have loved rika if she was a boy so you arent a true rika fan

>>38908586
Feet

>>38908586
too bad Rika is into girls

>>38908705
Does that mean that she only allows girls to worship her feet?

>>38907794
Pretty much this. It's obvious that all that had to have happened in the loops, I have no clue why it wasn't shown.

>>38906556
mmmmphgn

>>38908723
Ain't got time, better show you all the other shit

>>38908815
>>38908723
Shock value

>>38908867
HAHAHAHA VIOLENCE AND BLOOD

>>38908580

Whhhyyyy /07th posters are the cutest posters?

>>38908973
Rika is also very very kawaii. Quite possible the kawaiiest character of all times.

it's nice to have a general that loves hanyuu and treats her with the respect she deserves

SATOKO IS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

>>38908705
Noope
Rei

>>38908988
Everyone here wants to rape Hanyuu

>>38909008
Girls and young boys

>>38908984
Because they are adorable and smart.

>>38908705
Rika is into men only.

>>38909039
You're into men only

>>38909085
I'm into Rika only

>>38909085
LOL!

>>38909094
rika is a man

>>38909134
If rika is a man, why is it that when I translate japanese sometimes it says "womans"

>>38908988
>loves hanyuu and treats her with the respect she deserves
help

>>38909164
He is a womans man

defective article made to please men and nothing else

>>38909187
very cute

>>38909085
Gottem

Remember Ciconia?

>>38909223
My name is Vlad the impaler and I am going to execute those goats with my enormous cock.

>>38909240
Who?

>>38909240
Please stop talking about non-Higurashi topics in this Higurashi general

>>38909240
I will read Ciconia when phase 2 is either properly announced or released, not wasting time on an aborted entry.
Sorry ciconias, you are cute, but you might be stillborn.

>>38909320
I am sorry....
I did buy your game, no worries.

I have a mixed feeling of wanting to read Phase 2 and wanting to never read anything from Ryukishi again.

>>38909454
Give him a last, final chance. Phase 1 will be the last thing of his that I will read, given that phase 2 comes out first.

>>38909476
Finally, Ciconia vore

>>38909644
Too bad it doens't involve Chloe.

>>38909476
Why is she black?

>>38909660
Dunno.

>>38909660
She was born in the ABN but I'm not sure if they are factory-born or ciconia-born there
So either she was made with more melanin or both of her parents were also black

>>38909751
>both of her parents were also black

>>38909751
That's already three black people more than I'm willing to accept in my interactive thailandese fictions. Dropped.

>>38909178
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk

>>38909843
what

>>38909813
>>38909755
Is ryukishi got spoozed out and now creating bbc shit?

>>38909847
He's trying to get the thread to stay alive

>>38909872
It's a neven ending general, it never dies.

>>38909476
black ciconia character = maria
white ciconia character = me

>>38909872
Hey boys, looks like we got a comedian over here

>>38909887
maria using her adorable tongue to lick you up

Why wouldn't there be blacks in a story about WW4?

>>38909898
This but normal sized maria and normal sized me

>>38909922
didn't specify sizes

>>38909929
I'm not gonna tell you how fat I am

>>38909951
was talking about my og post

>>38909319
this

>>38909813
Your loss

>>38909898
fullbody blowjob from maria!
taking a shower with maria's saliva!
maria hiding you under her adorable tongue after rosa ask her what she's eating!

>>38909857
Mutt's law

>>38909998
What does he mean?

discuss the following
https://files.catbox.moe/hbcex3.mp4

>>38910102
You must be over the age of 18 to use this website.

>>38910102
no naked children? how am i supposed to laugh at this?

>>38910102
I bet this sounded funnier in your head

>>38910102

>>38909857
tbp*

>>38910102
no

>>38910102
Ngl bros but this is me

whore

>>38910243
(You) are the smegma male

>>38910276

Thread sure does get bad when Sperg comes on. You’d think if he wanted to vomit so much he could just find a toilet.

>>38909992
add me

>>38910360
You have to ask for the teacher's permission to go to the toilet during class, and he's probably too shy to do that.

Horny Lambda is the only good part of Rei

>>38910416
okay but you get chewed instead

>>38910446
You are a retard for falling for Lambda bait.

>>38910462
This I don't want some expy of Lambda I want to drill and impregnate the real one and then we can cuddle afterwards.

>find completely normal fan art of Ange
>fat in tags

>>38910580
It's a fact

>>38910462
Who said I fell for it?

>>38910580
The sign of a joke that's been beaten long past its death date.

>>38910626
It's more like it's not a joke anymore

>>38910446
Fact.

>>38910548
Also an entirely correct view.

>>38910626
JᴀᴠᴀSᴄʀɪᴘᴛ:;

>>38910580
Why is western shit in pixiv now?

post lewddeltas
exclusively from this artist

>>38910580
She is fat, just like George. All the art slimming them down is just unreliable narrative supplied by an observer lying in order to make the Ushiromiyas seem more glamorous.

>>38910756
That artist is shit

her face is melting but the rest is nice

>>38910795
How can anyone have such shit taste such as yours? You are basically saying you are a faggot

>>38910832
I have much better taste in lewd artists than you if you like that trash.

>>38910756
All my lewd Lambdas are red board only, sorry.
Here's a cute substitute 34 by way of apology.

>>38910868
>soulless same faced alch*mist """art""" fag
Opinion discarded

>>38910756
What happened? I thought this artist was good? This looks complete shit

How do I get Ange to love me?

>>38910868
Go back to making OC Bernfag, I know that's you.

>>38910953
she's not real

>>38910958
Best post.

>>38910756

>>38910958
Unlike Hanyuu

>>38911023
hanyuu is hyperreal

>>38910756
Molesting Beato is lewd, right?

>>38905573

>>38910951
continue

>>38910756

>>38910756

>>38911095
I would, but that's all he uploaded

>>38908349
I love you.

Anyone has an archive of the higu umi Jin / card battle arts ?

George's wife

>>38911373
>George's wife
No.

>>38911373
Tsmt!

>>38910756
Lambda isn't hot

forever the soul couple

But what about Shannon?

Reminder that this is your OG Lambdadelta right here
http://www.lolitahistory.com/gallery/picture.php?/62362/category/72

>>38911445
Actively sickening. George deserves no-one.

>>38911480
Manly and impressive.

>>38911486
I knew the dress wasn't supposed to have those beads.
Still pretty cute overall.

>>38911480
Shannon's a better man than George.

>>38911480
Sex with Shannon (without pads)

You can find some pretty interesting stuff browsing less-than-perfect pixiv art. Check out the bizarre perspective scaling on this one.

Jooji isn't a real Tomi, despite this he still got his own 34.

Where does the George x Lambda thing even come from

Reminder that in the first game Sayo said that George lacks qualities of real man through Kinzo's mouth.

>>38911617
Idiots comparing George to Tomitake because they both have glasses.

>>38911617
It's all because of this shirt.

George lacks the necessary muscles to woo a 34. Lambda will never look his way.

>>38911625
>comparing George to Tomitake because they both have glasses.
>In the original sound novels, George's casual wear includes a set of dog tags and a T-shirt printed with the phrase "TOMITAKE FLASH". Both are a reference to Jirou Tomitake from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. George being paired with Tomitake/"Tommy" in pairing polls was also common.[2]

>>38911624
But was (s)he honest?

>>38911630
This is bullshit. How come I never noticed this before? I played Umineko twice over with OG sprites. I'm fucking angry

>>38911663
I don't know how you missed it. It was blatantly obviously there the whole time.
How many other things did you miss I wonder?

>>38911630
>Poser who wears dog tags even though he's never been in the military
How much lamer can George get?

>>38911680
I just never look at this faggot directly, so I never read his shirt. I always assumed it was plain green. Even though I didn't miss the dogtags.

>>38911603
cute redditors

>>38911663
I bet you didn't notice me hiding in one of the backgrounds

Fake Tomi (George), gets a fake 34 (Sayo)

>>38911652
George has the necessary muscle to woo Lambda, if you know what I mean.

Yasu is female because she loves Battler and gay people didn't exist in '86

I am pretty sure Sayo being a "34" is just a coincidence, no way she is part of the certainty council.

>>38911697
That is respectable. He is a hideous abomination but you need to look at the horror sometimes to get the full picture. It's like browsing these threads.

>>38911738
That island was absolutely packed with them. Real party house.

>>38911486
i'm so glad for 2d

>>38911744
She isn't, it's just funny she gets paired with Jooji while having that name.

>>38911661
lambda about to commit a rape

>>38911662
Kinzo also called Maria obscene to the eye in the same sentence. So unless she has some deep seated resentment towards Maria, she's just playing his character.

George is just an alternative version of Tomitake where instead of picking the dumbbell, he decides to attach his eyes on this website called Reddit.

>>38911714

Jooji and Lambda getting old together surrounded by their cute redditor grandchildren

>>38911821
Miyao, Kururu and what else?

>>38911738
It's over, batokanosisters.

>>38911373
I want to hump her thighs

>>38911731
>>38911821
>>38911603
Pure evil. This may be the most horrible string of posts I've ever seen.

>>38911744
She's got 34 in her name since Lambda's her sponsor, much like Takano.

>>38911744
That's what makes her the fake version appropriate for George.

>>38911761
Well they aren't real then

but who was clockbomb?

>>38911813
Damn you're good

>>38911738
The history of Rokkenima as a gay neighborhood generally begins around the time of the American Occupation of Japan (1945-1952) and ties strongly to the fall of it's military and the ascension of flamboyant homosexual Ushiromiya Kinzo. As early as 1948, there is mention of a gay Rokkenjima tea shop, and by the 1950s gay bars publicly emerged both in name and form on Rokkenjima.
Before 1957, Rokkenjima's gay district had flourished as legally-licensed centers for sex workers but, armed with a new constitution and an Equal Rights amendment, post-occupation Japanese women's Christian groups and the like successfully lobbied the Diet to pass the Kinzo Prevention Law in 1956. For the first time, gay prostitution on Rokkenjima became illegal. As the traditional gay sex industry left Rokkenjima , an underground gay subculture began to fill its place. By the late 1950s Rokkenjima was known for its popularity in the gay subculture, and a club scene began to emerge.

>>38911744
It's not her real name, anyway.

>>38911925
of course YOU would know haha
highfive anyone?

>>38911874
Goat. Lady reddit and Jooji is cute and canon

>>38911994
This is disrespectful to Ryukishi and Umineko.
I cannot laugh at this.

>>38908234
MUST. SMACK.

Day 236 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>>38911925
What are you deriving this pasta from?

>>38908234
Why can't they be real and on my cock?

It's Sakutarou's birthday today.

People talk about Rosa x Battler a lot, but let me tell you what we're really missing out on in the field of Umineko lewds:
Krauss x Eva hatefucking. Just imagine it. It would be absolutely glorious.

Today I will remind them

>>38912162
Sorry, artists would rather draw more Eva x Natsuhi hate'fucking'.

>>38912170
Still mad about Satoko not ending up with Tomita in Rei.

>>38912170
Bite your navel and die.

>>38912136

>>38912136
I want to tear his boipussy apart with my cock

>>38912170

>>38912202
Best thing is, he doesn't go away. He's stuck in Hinamizawa, dealing with the fact Satoko married Kimiyoshi. He probably sees her frequently too.

>>38912170
Why do heteros have to make clearly gay relationships straight? Wish they'd just fuck off from the series and go somewhere else.

is tomita a coomer

>>38912234
He probably doesn't care anymore. She was just a middle-school crush.

>>38912244
False-flag post right here.

>>38912188
That's sort of fun in its own way, but... Come on, artists. Krauss x Eva. You know it'd be great.
Side note, Kinzo x Beatrice is criminally underrepresented for how central to the story it is.

>>38912234
Tomita is so lucky... what I would give to be able to hear the girl I love get her untouched pussy torn apart by someone that isn't me while she moans how much she loves him and for him to cum inside. Maybe if I'm lucky she'll come outside all sweaty and reeking of sex sweat with her lovers cum still dripping out of her.

>>38912278
Elementary school, isn't it? They were only 11 in '83.

>>38912318
You are correct

>>38912244
You lost yuritranny

>>38912296
And it turns out it wasn't even Kimiyoshi in that room

>>38912324
Sup Rax

>>38912162
The thing is, Battler is a degenerate fuck who's willing grope his cousins and sister. He married Beato even after knowing she (he) is part of his family and Rosa is a horny slut who likes to flirt with him, that why we find it so hot. But Krauss is a modest family man, he may be a incompetent but he still has his traditional values. Imagining him fuck his relatives would be jarring and out of character, he wouldn't even cheat on his wife. Eva is also similar in character but not so trad.

>>38912336
"Maebara-senpai, I thought we were brothers!"

This bit again.

>>38912244
>>38912324
Samefag.

Yukari Tamura and Daisuke Ono should hook up

>>38912366
???

>>38912343
You do have a point, anon. I can't help feeling like their antagonism over the headship is fertile ground for some extremely hot passion, though...
What if it happened before either one of them were married? Teenagers and people in their early 20s are a lot more passionate and unrestrained when it comes to their desires. They could have one night of forbidden, lust, unchained passion, possibly lubricated by alcohol, and then... shamefacedly agree never to speak of it again.

>>38912389
Use a better expression

>>38912389
Not a samefag

>>38912389
>Pic
Very clever.

>>38912423
Nobody browsing 4chan is going to make that first post unless they were shitposting, and the reply is the usual Rax/Sperg followup.

>>38912404
>hear the girl I love get her untouched pussy torn apart by someone that isn't [Tomita] while she moans how much she loves him and for him to cum inside.
>it turns out it wasn't even Kimiyoshi in that room
The next most likely candidate for someone to have taken Satoko's virginity is Keiichi. Tomita admires Keiichi intensely and calls him Maebara-senpai. The joke follows from that.

>>38912219
but who's the the 34 in Higanbana?

>>38912496
Oh right I misread that somehow

>>38912499

>ohohohohoh what's with the perplussed expression timmy-san, aren't you greeting us on our return from cape town?
>those manly nubian gentlemen with their massive BBCs were truly wonderful desu wa not unlike your pathetic twp. what? of course you are raising their wonderful BBC offspring as your own
>mi, sorry timmy

>>38912516
That's a Satoshi expy, he is his own thing.

>>38912527
Counterpoint: Satoshi is a 34

>>38912519
twpbros...

>>38912519
>aaaaand there, your twp is all locked up now, timmy
>was it always this tiny? twp kawaisou kawaisou nanodesu

>>38912058
My life experience.

>J...Jamal.... Please don't leave me.... I don't want to be single mother..... Most importantly, I... don't want to settle for timmy and his twp...... ITS NOT FAIR IS IT ME PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DID I DO WRONG, YOU CANT JUST MAKE ME ADDICTED TO BLACK COCK THEN LEAVE ME, ILL DO ANYTHING, I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT! PLEASE!

>>38912499

Why is Mari so sexy?

>>38912519
>>38912564
>>38912594
Kys

>Nintendo delays Advance Wars 1+2 because of Ukraine

Phase 2 is next...

>>38912519
>>38912564
>>38912594
>>>/trash/

>>38912632
We already knew it was going to be delayed because of WW3.

>>38912244
You will never be not-mentally ill

>>38912449
Sex with Schizo

>>38912698

>>38912519
>>>/bant/14658234
>ohohohohoh what's with the perplussed expression tyrone-san, aren't you greeting us on our return from oslo?
>those manly aryan gentlemen with their massive BWCs were truly wonderful desu wa not unlike your pathetic twp. what? of course you are raising their wonderful BWC offspring as your own
>mi, sorry tyrone

>>38912519
>>38912564
>>38912594
Why is Rika like this?

>>38912700
You cheeky bitch

>>38912564
>>>/bant/14658234
>aaaaand there, your twp is all locked up now, tyrone
>was it always this tiny? twp kawaisou kawaisou nanodesu

>>38912594
>>>/bant/14658450
>T...Timothy.... Please don't leave me.... I don't want to be single mother..... Most importantly, I... don't want to settle for jamal and his black twp...... ITS NOT FAIR IS IT ME PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DID I DO WRONG, YOU CANT JUST MAKE ME ADDICTED TO WHITE COCK THEN LEAVE ME, ILL DO ANYTHING, I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT! PLEASE!

Why does this braindead shit leak into /07/th threads?

>>38912747
That's not Rika though. The twp edited the real quotes
>>38912726
>>38912754
>>38912775

>>38912528
No, the numbers itself means certainty. Satoshi might be handworker for trying to make Satoko happy but he never really had dreams or goals on his own to make it certainly happen and for Sakutarou... he's just kinda there.

>>38912797
You're a fucking moron. So is the other guy. Take it back to /bant/ or /trash/ or whatever board harbors this shit now.

>>38912810
Sa to shi
3 + 4
He's not a 34, he's a 7. Whatever that means.

>>38912664
Hi sperg

>>38912841
try
3 + '4'

>>>/bant/14658750
>>>/bant/14661376
>>>/bant/14658450
>>>/bant/14658234
>>>/v/591387452

>>38912605
elaborate on how she is a 34.

>>2944147
Kill yourself faggot, my wife isn't going to be the culprit.

>>38912726
>>38912754
>>38912775
Those are edits of the original since it still has the twp in it. BBC victory

>>38912796
>>38912822
Whiteboi mad

>>38912796
They don't have the balls to do it elsewhere

You can pinpoint the exact moment Sperg’s parents let him out of the cage to get his daily internet fun time.

>>38912877
Wrong, those are the original posts.
TWP stands for tiny wakandan pecker.
https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/bant/search/text/ohohohohoh%20what%27s%20with%20the%20perplussed%20expression/

>>38912867
You're a little late on the reply there, Anon.

>>38912929
I hate that you're right.

>>38912594
>>38912564
>>38912519
>twp
twp fail
BWC wins

>>38912867
Why are you replying to a post made twelve tears ago?

>>38912942
She's pink. She's replying to a late post.
...I have a sudden overbearing need to see Lambdadelta holding a slowpoke on her lap like a pet.

>Wow, is that really your "BBC"? i thought it'd be bigger, all the posts on the internet said black people had bigger penises! hurry up and cum TWP! unless you want to watch me and timothy later tonight... his BWC is so huge!

>>38912971
>>38912942
Anyone that would suggest that Eva is capable of killing her family is a goddamn moron. She is not that cruel.

>>38912867
Why

>>38913001
Okay, but why reply so much later? Why were you reading twelve-year-old posts now? Do you actually think that guy is still here?

>>38910360
>>38912449
>>38912853
>>38912929
>>38912943
>>38912890
Sex with Teasperg

>>38913088
I drink coffee, thank you very much. Only one of those posts is mine.

>>38913078
My wife's honor must not be insulted.

>>38913121
Sex with Teasperg

>>38913122
Sure. Still, why were you reading such old posts in the first place? What were you looking for?

>>38913122

>>38913140
What a weird question

>>38912890
Funny how racism has the highest prioprity among reports.
Mods really are a bunch of triggered sissies.

>>38913122
Hey! That's MY wife you're talking about! And you're not even posting pictures of her when she was at her best! Are you suggesting my darling Eva is a bigamist, you slanderer?

>>38912865
People associate her with 34s due to her being blonde and having a conflict with Yukari (Kari -> Rika). That said, she has a 34 nowhere in her name. nor anything else that would associate her with the number (well, she is the 7th ranked and I guess 3+4=7).