/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Christmas Shopping.

Watching animu.

Waste every waking hour of my winter break jamming F5 and getting angry at myself when I realize I got absolutely nothing done.

>Special Skill: Becoming a loser when working

wut

Go home to my family for Christmas.
Skiing in France with them over New Years.

If hlj doesn't hurry the fuck up and send me that BRS, I'll need to have the girl who lives across the hall from my dorm apartment go and pick it up at the post office while I'm away.

>>3889410
It's special.

The same thing I do every year, post on 4chan, play danmaku, VNs, and more video games.
After Christmas is Comiket 77 so I'm gonna be scoping out what I want before hand and hope Chinkoup comes back.

>>3889397
As usual I'll play the part of the nerdy cousin with my family and mind my own business, answering with sarcasm and irony all of their usual barrage of questions until I lose it and clearly say "Quit it." and return to my lair.
Only to be bothered by my younger cousins, which will helplessly try to convince me letting them play on my PS3/PC as soon as I've finished, "Yeah sure, keep waiting.".
Jesus thinking about it makes me cringe already...

>>3889405
God fucking damn, that were my current holidays plans.

No holidays over here. Work everyday. Joy.

>>3889415
Your life is a stain on society and is dull as hell.

I miss the days when I found that kind of crap fun... when I was 12.

Play nethack for hours on end.

>>3889420
You sound like an underageb& and a faggot.

>>3889427
>Your life is a stain on society and is dull as hell.
I don't see the problem here, I'm 21 and I have my whole life ahead of me...;_;

>>3889435
Hey, why must I be underage to be a jerk ?

I already asked Ixrec to release Sekien no Inganock patch sooner, or at least before /jp/ and VN audience is bombarded with Umineko ep5, ep6, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Swan Song, Symphonic Rain and C77. Their one core editor will finish reediting the entire game by Monday; add 2-3 extra days for Quality Check and it should be ready for release.

>>3889440
>I have my whole life ahead of me...

Where's that Kaiji collage?

>>3889444
Because only kids are self-centered jerks. People grow out of it when they understand karma.

People actually look forward to Comikets?

>>3889459
Oh I see, you believe in karma ?
Suuuure I'll slowly back away if you don't mind weirdo

>>3889461
We don't have 3D waifus we can spend new year with, so Comiket it is.

This thread reeks of normal faggotry.

>>3889467
I believe what goes around comes around. If you're a jerk, people will be a jerk to you and your life will be shitty.

People tend to figure this out when they get out of grade school and realize that being a jackass has real consequences.

>>3889474
>doesn't even know how to spell normalfaggotry

What's with the raging normalfag stomping on /jp/'s pity party in here?

>>3889485
What ?
For me it was the opposite, realized around the last year of high school being a nice guy means only to be used and then thrown away.
But I supposed it depends on where one lives.

>>3889491
Someone left the door open and he snuck in from /r9k/.

>>3889493
>when they get out of grade school
>around the last year of high school

Well, at least we've established that you're illiterate.

>>3889496
You mean idolfags.

Trolls, Grammar nazis, this thread has officially gone to shit.

>>3889502
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>>3889514
Are you special? I can tell you're not from around here if you think people here care about sage, I just didn't want to bump the thread with my comment.

>>3889511
Sounds like it belongs on /jp/ then.

>>3889514
Oh god wat

>>3889520
>>3889522
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;DR SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

This thread is going places.

>>3889514
>SAGE DOES NOTHING
...except, of course, allowing a poster to post without bumping the thread to the top of the thread stack, coincidentally communicating either
A. that the poster does not believe the thread worth bumping, or
B. the poster does not believe his own post to make bumping the thread a worthwhile thing.

I don't think anyone is under the illusion that sage somehow demerits a thread or pushes it down.

>>3889525
thought i had this bot filtered

>>3889525
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

This thread is going places. You guys are loser.

FUCK YEAR MORE HUKE http://goods.pixiv.net/c77/brs.html

>>3889535
Usually, when people look at me, they're just looking for the source of the smell. How I smell at any given moment is a direct reflection of the people around me. If boobs stick out too much, I might have to go in the bathroom and fap. I can't let that happen. If I'm in a group of loud people, I'll just fap right there. If everyone else is laughing at crude jokes, I'll giggle nervously. I was always picking my ass, like a chimp, just so I could have something to flick in people's soup. But one of the most amazing feelings is being near a girl who has on so much perfume she doesn't notice my musk. She is oblivious to my bouquet of gingivitises, oily sweat and double-crusted fruit of the loom briefs, so she fails to avoid me. And so, she's always nearby, just so long as I refrain from trying to make small talk, like a menial conversation about the weather, or how the leaves look gently drifting to the ground. She has no clue how desperately I want other people's help, so she'll just try to stay out of the way. But when I'm down, she'll be the first one I think of when I use my hand. When I walk in the park during autumn, she wouldn't ask if she could tag along with me, rather, she'd just walk with her friends as I follow her without consent, without a word. She wouldn't say anything, but she would lightly giggle, and give a gentle smile toward her actual friends. And as I stalked in the cool, brisk afternoon twenty to fifty feet behind her, leaves falling around me like snow, I'd feel my stress, my worries, and my fears slowly build to an intolerable crescendo. My mouth would slowly tug at its corners, a sensation that I should have long forgotten. I'd take a look at her face, the warm face that was crying at the simple treasure of life itself. And after all this time, I could finally feel myself returning a genuine smile as well, as I pull the knife out and the voices stop.

>>3889535
Sage is different on 4chan. It helps the thread climb to post limit and die. It can be used as an insult, too, and has been used this way as long as 4chan existed. We are not 2ch and not even 4-ch.

What's this?
http://goods.pixiv.net/c77/

>>3889545
ahhhhh

You're life does not suck and you're not a loser, my life is the one that sucks. My dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, she did this so she could have rape me. She weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.

My weight rivals that of five average goon neckbeards (a person with a neckbeard), and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.

One day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.

OP here.

What the hell happened to my thread?

>>3889559
My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

>>3889559
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and Ifm fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

Fail one more exam, get sick again, stay inside browsing /jp/, watch anime, hopefully play something and wait for C77.

Fuck the thread, I'm too lazy right now.

>>3889560
Dunno lol. Copypasta war? I thought Suigin can do better than that. Probably got infected with that new troll A.T.'s stupidity.

Feels bad for your thread, man.

>>3889577
i just remembered my favorite pasta and decided to share

anyways i guess i will have dinner with all my family

And dear mods, this is why /jp/ is shit.

If there where more people like me this would be awesome board to discuss awesome VN's, not some copypasta war.

Haha pathetic.

I don't like normalfags. I'll be honest, I think normal people are the cancer killing 4chan. Look at /b/'s front page, it's all 'my girlfriend' this and 'my girlfriend' that, it's nothing but posturing bravado in my eyes and it doesn't contribute to the overrall quality of a board. Want to know why night time /jp/ and previously night time /a/ were remembered so fondly? Because most of the people on 4chan at 2:00am PST are not 'normal' considering societal definition, often abnormal people are the most creative though, they take out their abnormality in artistic ways. That's why so many of them are good at creative writing (look at how many famous authors have been abnormalfags). And I'm not talking serial killer abnormal or, or anyone who feels the need to identify with pathetic subcultures like emo or scene, I'm talking about people who are just quite cynical and have an understanding of the term 'dry wit'.

In short, normal people are boring - they talk about normal things, their normal life with their normal girlfriend at their normal school/college/workplace with their normal friends eating their normal food and retiring to their normal apartment/house. They aren't interesting. Take that horse head dude on Nico Nico, he's clearly as abnormal as they come, yet he's absolutely hilarious as a result. The world would be fucking BORING without people like that. Basically, /b/'s content these days is normal people dealing with normal things in a normal way ('hey /b/, i fucked such and such a girl, but X problem happened, what do I do?') Tell me honestly, is that as hilarious as hearing anons give serious advice on how to jerk off over sleeping girls? Or hearing someone recount an genuine incest story? Fuck no.

Don't take this in an offensive way, I just don't want the normalfags spreading to other boards. Let's keep /jp/ abnormal.

>>3889590
0/10

>>3889590
He's back!! XD

OK now this thread is officially a shit. Carry on.

Family out of town. Home alone. Played all my games to death, except for ep.4 of Umineko. Also have about 4 or 5 anime I've been meaning to catch up on, and a few scanlation projects to do.

Also have lots of rum and a good recipe for homemade eggnog.

Looks like a bittersweet Christmas for me.

>>3889590
>dear mods

Ahahaha. Mods? On /jp/?

Anyways, my holiday plans are to make plans other than browsing 4chan for 3 weeks and to fail to do any of it.

>>3889514

>SAGE DOES NOTHING

that's the point, dumbfuck

>wake up at 6:00
>brush teeth, shower, get dressed
>wake up from your dream

I plan on working on a simple 2D game I'm programming from scratch.

>>3889604
That reminds me, watching all the Dtb season 2 subbed episodes this holidays.
Not that I'm expecting it to be better than season 1, since it's gonna be all about Suou this Suou that.

>>3889672
All new anime is terrible, DtB included (see pic).

All the good series already aired, it's all been replaced by moe~.

jhghui

>>3889684
Marathoning the new FMA.
Up to ep15 already. Can't believe I am actually watching shounen and liking it. Feels bad man.

>>3889724
You're liking it only because Ed is so moe.

>>3889684

>>3889740
That monitor is a jackass.

finally studying kanji, goin pretty good, glad i waited so long