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need dragonwife

>>38826612
Auntie Wock is the real protagonist of the MGE world.

>>38826627
>Fat
>Old

>>38826646
Skinny gals can't compete with larger lasses.

The gingerbread my local dark mage makes is amazing! Every time I eat it I feel younger.

>>38826646
Wock may lie about her age and weight, but at least she doesn't lie about her breasts

I'll be starting my level 1 no damage run soon. I'll stop that evil lim this time so wish me luck, anons.

>>38826691
That vulva flossing gets me every time.

>>38826721
Spawns in, takes 5 steps and is defeated by a level one mob.

>>38826721
I want to go on a quest to get all the Lilims husbands of their own.

>>38826691

Still, visiting towns/cities and getting maguffins from the lilims living there is a decent RPG plot
Have druella as a secret boss and the queen of hearts as a speacial zone thing

>>38826627
But who gives better handjobs between Wock and Bogie?

>>38826740
She looks sticky, I do not want to touch.

>>38826691
Hags can't compete with thick little girls.

Monster girl gangs with large amounts of tattoos, please. Black tattoos, specifically. Ones that look occult and mysterious all over them in one place, like they got hit by a bucket of runes. I'd also like to stumble into one of their clubs, a front for their opperations, and end up conversing with one of the members. I'd like to then wake up in a bed with them straddling me, with a new black, ritual tattoo on my arm.

>>38826747
i'm not cut out for the adventuring life. i'd be an escort quest or a vendor

https://twitter.com/vadaboob/status/1499064678919467012

>>38826812
Matching tattoos sure are romantic, a permanent mark of ownership for your wife!

>>38826890
pink and purple fry my brain with lewdness

>>38826900
Not my intention, but i shall adapt accordingly.

>>38826812
Boring and tacky at best, and the brand of a slave at worst.
I'd only accept functional, modifiable, and wholy removable insignias for stat boosting purposes.

>>38826890
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>>38826812
i like adaptive tattoos that keep independent count of various sexual statistics (orgasms, fluid volume, conception status, total number of pregnancies, etc) and update accordingly.
and yeah i might like liches

>be larppagan
>portals open
>see cool advertisement for moonlit ritual to the fallen goddess and also a mixer, sponsored by the local sabbath
>based wiccans, count me in!
>show up, bring some beer and an athame.
>Oh wow there's an angel.
>She looks young... but you can dig it, you'd look young but absolutely clearly over 18 if you could be ageless.
>"Now, on this blackest night we shall perform depraved acts of indulgence in the name of the dark god"
>Oh yeah. Fuck jesus.jpg
>"-now begin the orgy with your husbands. If you do not have one the local sabbath has plenty of single witches seeking love in the new world."
>A hundred waist high eyes converge on you.
>There's a lot more children here than you expected.
>You thought it was just a family friendly orgy where the children get to learn about sex. But no real wiccan community would have this many nuclear families.
>These pedos want you to fuck the children and possibly enslave them into an oppressive life!
>One of the poor girls knocks you down, another fumbles with your pants leg trying to pull it down.
>drop your athame because you have zero grip strength
>Quickly pull her oversized hat down over her eyes and flee for your life.
>Escape home, log into the internet using your new internet ID card. Straight onto r/witchesvsthepatriarchy
>"Sister, I know the memories of nuclear fire narrowly averted by our new 'friends' is still fresh in our minds. But I have dire news. These are no fellow followers of the horned god at all. Nor do they share any of our values. But I come to you with the case that we must launch a preemptive tactical nuclear strike of our own. This time with the goddess blessing our actions..."

>>38826612

For any undead monster girl fans, here's a commission I just received of my ghost girl. Enjoy.
https://files.catbox.moe/nl0e9z.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ojhzd0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/uzmvza.png
https://files.catbox.moe/m9ospu.png

>>38826951
https://nitter.eu/vadaboob/status/1499064678919467012

>>38826969
she cute

>>38826812
will this stupid bat be enough?

>>38826980
Not bad.

I don't understand why twatter keeps giving that out. It's random, too, sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn't.

>>38826969
She's absolutely adorably lewd! That's a great color scheme for a ghost too.
Who's the artist?

>>38826999
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/8079384
They're really cheap to commission. I paid them 3500 yen expecting just 1 image and they drew 3 extra alts for no extra charge.

>>38826980
Nice
I want to do that to a loli jabberwock

>>38827029
i don't remember making this post

opinioni?

>>38827026
Oh I bet, but I'm still putting it all in.

>>38827020
Thanks anon, that's really kind of them too

>>38826627

>>38826966
Why has Shoggi got tan knees?
Is she absorbing a 3d?

>>38827080
It's Sakuya transforming into a shog.

>>38827080
Taking over a 2hu

>>38826753
I like Wok but scaly handjobs are a bit rough, even if there probably a kot of cream and cake crumbs in there too, so Hanhies goes to Boge.

>>38827087
>>38827096
Ok, I'm not really into 2hus and certainly couldnt recognise anyone just by their kneecaps.
>backstory?

>>38827080
>>38827087
>>38827096
Dumb meido

>>38827103
>*lot *Handies
Scaly talons didnt type this, just drunk human

>>38827112
Learn how to use quotation arrows properly mouthbreather.

>>38827112
she a maid, can stop time and favors knives

>>38827126
And?

>>38827132
she gets drawn with garterbelts frequently, that's pretty cool.

>>38826890
I want to see a Troll being ravaged in pink and purple

>>38827122
>greentext isnt just quotations
>be Dickhead
>bitch incessantly about pointless shit
>no other Anon gives a fuck
>waits to become an Alp
>still no Anon gives a fuck
>goes and fucks yourself

I wish sakuya was my mom

>>38827149
I'd probably fuck an alpnon. Imagine being racist to people online with your new chesire alp and calling her a sissy in from of her very confused parents.

>>38827149
I'll assume this is you in which case let me call you retard. Greentext usage of it is already obnoxious on /jp/, but he's not even doing that. It's this guy's writing style where he'll randomly add it to the last line of his post for no reason. It makes his posts stand out, and they're always about the dumbest fucking shit imaginable, with the worst opinions imaginable.
>just like this. This is what he's doing and exactly how he's doing it.

>>38827126
>>38827138
Yeah, ok, I get that but how does that make it her inside the Shoggi?
I presume youre using the uniform as a clue but Maido fuku is pretty generic to any other maido, and Shoggi has presumably copied the most popular style so could have copied that uniform.

So would they be allied with the harpy kingdom or hoof kingdom?

>>38827149
>greentexts
>Moral of this greentext: Save time, go fuck yourself now
Blacktext finish just to also say go fuck yourself

>>38827180
Hair's a match.

>>38827191
Neither, they'd be allies with the gorgons

>>38827195
Ok. Makes sense but still Shoggi could copy hairstyles or anything else too.
Alternate caption: Shoggi copies popular 2hu to become a maido then accidentally kneels in tan paint...
>adding green here just to annoy the other retard

Gazer

Fuck monster girls.

>>38827235
stylish snek

>>38827284
yes

>>38827284
>Oh?

>>38827191
Airhoss is a hoss, of coss.

>adding green and redditspacer

>>38827284
Man I wish

>>38827235
Why is every harem Mon-verse basically Cent -v- Snake with minor others?
Monmuse
MonOisho
Something Freud/primal about bigpussy -v- wrapping tight?

>>38827308
Let's talk

>about lolis.

Consent is important. Thats why human boys need to stop forcing monsters to rape them.

>>38827329
Probly because Musume did it first, and they got a lot of traction, so everyone goes with the same, instead of taking a risk.

>>38827330
Or we could talk

>about harems

>of lolis

>>38827329
copycats. Wish they copied MGQ and went for Angel vs Snek

>>38827355
the convenient thing about harems of lolis compared to other girls is you can easily carry four or five at a time.

Vampire wife tries on a new outfit and lets her wings out.

>>38827367
You couldn't carry four or five adult hellhounds?

Given how attraction is mainly determined with how many advantadges the father would bring the offspring. How do you think female Saiyans would view human men if they knew that hybrid Saiyans are like gods compared to pureblood ones?

>>38827369
What would the consequences be for bullying a vampire for her small wingspan?

>>38827369
They're dragging on the floor.

I want to get raped by my yandere dog

>>38827373
I want to be carried by four or five adult hellhounds

>>38827392
>raped
Why are you not giving it to her willingly?

No demon wife...why even live...

>>38827329
>>38827351
>>38827356
Because Snakes are the most popular non biped mamonos, and Centaurs and Arachnii are the only other obvious non biped alternatives, with Spiders being too scary for many Anons, and having a Lamia vs bipedal mamono contest is too 'normal' and almost 3d to be an even match-up.
Lamia vs e.g. an Elf or a Loli-witch that are barely mamonos by comparison.
So the real Anons would just ignore the girl and go for the Snake and normals would ignore mamono-ness and stick with almost-vanilla.
Like boxing matches, you put Heavyweights vs Heavyweights, not a Giant vs a midget.

>>38827406
It's more fun this way.

>>38827329
there is other stuff but it generally ends up being so basic as to not stand out

>>38826966

>>38827413
Good explanation, snek girls are monsterous but not too far out of the acceptable zone of being human like, some of the more monsterous girls obviously don't have the same wide appeal, and mangas/doujins/anime have to generate some revenue, so you want it to appeal to as many as possible. That doesn't mean excluding less popular girls but they aren't the focus.

>>38827421
i want to accept a shogs full force hug at speed

>>38827413
Where do mermaids fit into this?

>His monstergirl doesnt double his size
Imagine dating womanlets

>>38826966
>Hey shoggy, what happened to that new girl I hired?

Your adventure has driven you to the brink. You fought off dwarves and become a permanent staple in their grudge book. You slain dragons and claimed their treasure as your own. You fought orcs and made them waaaagh in pain. And the goblins were ancient history when you were through.

>Your adventure has ended, which girl will you marry now?

none, and also go somewhere else. no one wants you here

Marry the elf. Do it now.

>>38827470
while they do fall under basic monsters they're hard to squeeze into a harem logistically on account of the whole water thing.

>>38827489
What are these, space goats for ants?

>>38827421
I'm gonna ask Shoggy for a daughter.

>>38827307
Please sit down White Horn-san, no one wants a CC

>>38827413
Makes sense, so in Mon Doctor it was never going to be a serious contest between Sapphee and for example the loli Cyclops, if Glenn is even halfway interested in an exotic Lamia he's not going to also be deeply into a comparatively boring loli-girl just because she's missing an eyeball, so she's just in the supporting cast.
Same with Lala or the other mono-eye in Musume, they're cute characters for niche readers but too close to normal to be in the real contest.

>>38827501
As a sailor you can have a land wife and a water wife.

>>38827523
Speak for yourself.

>>38827355
>harems of lolis
Dark Mage, Demon and Pharaoh. Time to satisfy horny little brats.

>you will never get bullied by succs at high school

>>38827536
PINCH HER CLIT AND TWIST IT

>>38827527
haven't seen many sailor harems. there's ahab but he was super monogamous

>>38827500
ew why is that elf so pale?

>>38827547
cute

what's mayor zombie been up to since her election?

>>38827508
My bad, thanks!
>Who doesn't enjoy a good space goat?

>>38827470
Too close to being just a type of water-snake to offer variety, plus the inconvenience of all the water needed makes them impractical in most MG worldbuilds to compete against anything but equally snake-like Eel-girl or maybe Cancer-crabs that are too far-out for most guys, like the equivalent land spidergirls are.

To match Cent-vs-Lamia it would have to be "Mermaid-vs-Sharkgirl Underwater" because there are limited options in a solely water world.

>>38827536
post code

>>38827562
mostly trying to cling to her body guard

>>38827564

>>38827482
>But Mashtah knows he doesn't need any girl but Shoggy
>So I sent her away somewhere
>Meanwhile a 2hu is going screamingly insane in an eldritch non-euclidean pocket dimension the Shoggy carries tucked away in one of her many mouths

>>38827564
if you lay all your cards out on the table like that nobody gets mad. you need more a delicate touch.

>>38827591
What are you talking about?

>>38827585
surely he'd of quite by now?

>>38827591
Sounds like the only one mad is

>You

Learn next time before thread policing and getting angry about nothing

>>38827562
Nothing, and while she's been stumbling about, 2 factions of Kikis have started a turf-war for control of the entire Maido hire business.

>>38826615
Does having a nice 401(k) attract young, up-and-coming Dragons? Would a dragon wife insisted her Husband cash out his stocks and bonds for Gold and Silver Bullion? Or are there RGB Crypto Dragons that hoard GPUs and post red tanukis on 4mon.org/biz/?

>>38827602
Something about bitching about any
> green >>>s

>>38827607
he's getting paid by the hug anon, he's making bank

>>38827629
No, theyre still into traditional Gold.
Wancoin is a bigger pyramid scheme than Sandhounds.

>>38827619
someone better do something before they start bring out... the heavy equipment...

>>38827629
She'd lie down on your machine and refuse to leave.
>babe please, get up I need to sell now or I'll lose
>just do it anyway
>but it will overheat with you on top!
>I see, you just wanted to say I'm hot, didn't you?

>>38827629
>tfw no money
>tfw therefore no dragonwife

>>38827650
w-what's that?

>>38827630
>Exactly. He's a dude desperate for a modicum of power to demand control of and what people post and how they post here.

>>38827500
Can't wait to make a army of my cute pointy eared children!

>>38827659
sometimes anon there's only one way to truly get rid of the filth...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7td0Mp6uGBI

>>38827656
It's my goal in life to become a dependent househusband in some sabbath.

>>38827656
Poor Anons would still attract lonely rich hags. I think young hip dragons who are still working on building up their horde would be attracted by middle-aged Anons with sound financial planning and, uh...'growth potential'...

>>38827681
>MAYOR ZOMBIE IS USELESS
>MGC MUST BE CLEANSED
>WELCOME KIKIDOR

>>38827705
>monster
>gold digger
oh no no no

So what did you guys do today? I visited the gym, I think a monster girl would like that

>>38827716
excellent she can join me in the mines

>>38827681
>>38827706
>heavy metal kikis
don't do this to me anons

>>38827392
this is the monster girl thread not a furry thread

>>38827705
>lonely rich hags
They seem to be one of the most beloved types of monster here, how can there be so many that are lonely? I know for a fact that theres plenty of anons who would love to be lazy, get to be pampered by a rich, hot as fuck dragon and also gain the benifits of marrying into the upper class. How are they alone?

>>38827755
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? fuck off

>>38827567
It's actually a manga
>サキュバス学園の犬ッ!!

>>38827732
I’m finishing my uni classes, later I’ll go cut my hair, finish my class assignments and do some calisthenics/weightlifting, after which I’ll lay in bed and cry for the portals not being open, probably play some Halo in between.

>>38827782
Nice

>>38827769
Shut the fuck up furfag leech. Yiff in hell faggot.

>>38827681
>>38827706
>night of the feathers leveled 5 districts
>all whilst mayor zombie was trying to snuggle up to her disgruntled bodyguard

>>38827769
yiff in hell

>>38827791
>cutting his own hair
weirdo

>>38827769
Imagine pushing something that's not welcome even in the /d/ thread.

>>38827805
>>38827801
I'll yiff wherever my wife cait sith wants.

>>38827805
>>38827801
>>38827833
It's a monster girl, and this isn't your place to thread police. Shouldn't you like this anyways since it's from a Japanese thing, which you think is what's only allowed to be here.

>It's ontopic for you

no, furfaggots get the rope. so get the fuck out. you know where you belong

>>38827817
why not if you can manage it

>>38827650
Yeah, some of their heavy cleansing can get very ethnic, and the Maid Academy is just making speeches and not stopping them.
>Theyll only really do something if it affects the cleaning maids at Tanuki Bank
Meanwhile MayorNobrains is just trying to sniff her bodyguard and the prices of potions are rising all the time, and I hear the Whitehorns are still making their parade of Sleighs jamming up Wintertown
>Not that the Ratas will tell us whats really going on

>>38827817
>just shaved because my hair gets too messy
fug

>>38827835
>>38827851
Fuck off back where you came from subhumans

>>38827851
go back, tourist.

>>38827769

I don't like furry. But sadly, even I have to admit the "sith" monsters are canon to MGE so if it is only those 2 specifically, the thread should allow their discussion, unless KC scrub them out of MGE which seems unlikely.

>>38827894
so this is the power of autism

>>38827887
>>38827890
I've been here since 2010 you go back your fucking these threads up

>Getting mad over dumb shit

I think shes cute

>>38827900

They are canon to MGE and officially endorsed by KC, I don't like it, just as I don't like other select aspects of MGE, like some MGs being more chad leaning than others (I am looking at you Lizards) or increased male aggression during MG pregnancy, but it is canon.

Look at this cow and calm down

>>38827615
I like draenei but don't post like a retard on /jp/, write properly at least

>>38827894
Unfortunately I have to agree, its canon furfaggery so its permissible.
I dont know why KC thought he had to do it as MGE has proper Kots and Wans without needing yiff, but there they are.

>>38827922
he's a great dude and all but i don't have to respect each and every thing he says. incidentally, neither does the thread

>>38827924
what a nice little lass

>>38827924
Cute little cow.

>>38827905
I don't care that you have been browsing /v/ since 2010, we have our rules and you should stick to them or leave. The choice is yours

>>38827937
Furries are everywhere
Even in North Korea
Yes the most brutally totalitarian government still has furries

>>38827924
Touch the Cow
Touch her... uh, in a few years time, when her Farmer gives Anon his blessing...

>>38827817
I said I’ll GO cut my hair

Forcefully undressing a man is a nono

>>38827951
Offtopic, but Srsly?
Wouldnt Kim flamethrower such degeneracy on the spot?
And where do they get the tacky purple nylon fur to leave their splooge in?
Surely not from the People's Commissariat?

>>38827937
>I dont know why KC thought he had to do it

Because sadly KC is friendly to furry, not a lot, but he is. There is not only the "sith" monsters, some world guide states the existence of monsters that are directly transformed from animals and those are furries. MGE is very hardlined into not including things he doesn't want, if he disliked furry, he would not had included it.

>>38827922
Cool thing about name of this thread is that it isn't an official MGE thread and people here are free to pick and choose which parts of MGE should be discussed.

>>38827991
oddly enough they don't seem quite as deranged over there. western furries really outdo themselves.

>>38828003
>and people here are free to pick and choose which parts of MGE should be discussed.

How is this any different from people just making up their own MG setting?

>>38828003
Don't reply to him, just look at the spacing in his posts and you can tell from where he comes. Also quite easy to spot on in this thread by the pictures he has been posting

Just think about how great it would be for your cait sith wife to oil herself up and rub her soft soft fur all over you in a full body massage.

>>38827937
Because he's into it. Eastern furry autism isn't nearly as nightmarish as the west's, so it had plenty of time to grow and cross over with various Japanese fetish groups.

>>38827937
They say that furries in Japan aren't drama magnets and know how to behave, so hate for them there is minimal. I seriously doubt KC would think of including them if he was aware of the nuclear shitheap of foreign furries.

>>38828007
>oddly enough they don't seem quite as deranged over there

KC included them but in a "quiet" way. He is friendly to furry, but not an outright fan. Like maledom and female muscle, he is friendly to those, but make up a very minor part of MGE.

>>38828015
It's not. If this isn't an mge thread you can talk about whatever japanese monster girl setting you feel like.

>>38827881
With the Kiki squabbling taking up half of MGC the price of potions will only get worse.

>>38827905
>it's the same retarded aids colony posting western blizzshit futagoats
Yeah fuck off and die mentally ill vermin. If you had really been here since 2010, you'd know the first thing that happened when kc released a furshit profile was people threadcanoning them into only being fit for soccer balls.

>>38828031
Technically yes, but let's be realistic. Every other setting if brought up, is interpreted through MGE. Not that I disagree with it, but it is what it is. Monster Musume Girls? Just MGE girls that look exactly the same to MM. Tamamo from MGQ? Just a Zipangu Inari. Female Saiyans? Just a rare breed of Kakuens. I understand why it is done, though.

>>38827732
Work
Workout
Play Doom

>>38828022
Ok, but theyre not even Zipangu cute Inus or lucky waving Nekos, they're based on weird potato-island critters nobody even cares about outside of now being in MGE.
I hate them, but we're stuck with them.
So hopefully Sith-Anons will try not to go full yiff-tard and we just have to tolerate it.

>>38828068
regrettably most settings aren't designed around obtaining beautiful loving wives and they end up with a lot of baggage this thread isn't looking for.

>>38828104
>and we just have to tolerate it.
No, not really, nobody has any obligation to tolerate them no matter how many times you try to push this angle.

>>38828104
I think the “sith” furries look a lot better than western ones

>>38828128
Indeed.
>>38828130
That's not a very high bar.

Why are people still talking to him after he unironically used the word 'chad'?

>>38828063
>uses green like a quote to invent something that isnt a quote
Go fuck yourself

>and fuck yourself again because now I'm quoting my own blacktext in green

>>38828068
Too late, I demand a good dryfishing.

>>38827656
Have you considered a loan from the danuki or mofukuza? Of course you won't be getting a dragonwife of you go that route.

>>38828130
If siths were in any other setting they would be considered very cute.

>>38828160
That’s from elden ring right?

>>38828167
ye

>>38828146
It's laughable how you keep doublespacing so we can easily spot your retarded posts, do yourself a favor and leave

>>38828160
Cute witch

>>38827473
Big girls with huge breasts!

What is happening here, this thread went to pot. It needs a strong dwarven woman to hammer it to shape

>>38828187
Not him but

I post like this just to spite you since you think you own the thread

>Here's an epic tip: you don't !

>>38828205
Related to that artist, someone had his patreon/fantia paywalled stuff? I really like his Seaport Hime but half of his stuff got purged from his twitter and uploaded it to those payed platforms

>>38828205
Big girls
Big breasts
Big hands

>>38828255
Dunno. I've found some shit that's not posted in the usual places but I don't know what is or isn't locked up

fat batcat

>>38828237
You tell him bro!

>made for BBC

>>38828237
That face looks like straight outta tumblr or some shit

>>38828237
Go back to /tg/ to discuss your warhammer dwarves

>>38828271
Well there are some samples of his locked stuff in pixiv, but they are all blurred or cropped. Stuff like this one for example: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95001850

>>38827392
If alps are allowed then these should be allowed desu.

>>38826615
>t.Imrik

>>38828329
they're super repugnant, yeah. some people like to revel in the hate though, it's a curious thing.

Am I not allowed to love my dog wife here?
:(

yup, get the fuck out fur faggot

She cute

>>38828347
What? are you faggots bringing your e-celebs/vtumors now?

>>38828356
she cute

>>38828347
Go back to /tg/ and never return

>>38828356
not here

>>38828323
>There's a naked version of this picture
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>38828356
Funny how occasional siths were tolerated until subhumans started making a fuss and demanding wider acceptance. As always, few idiots ruin everything.

>>38828356
If it is a Cu Sith, you follow all MGE rules, and you aren’t a noxious about it, then yes you can.Pretty much rules that everyone follows.

>>38826612
>"Nice opinion. One small issue... I' am inside your home."

>>38828429
and you aren’t obnoxious*

>>38828356
Go ahead, see if anyone stops you.

is it really too much to ask for one monster girl thread without furniggers shitting it up

>>38828448
I want furniggers and crossboarders out, but by previous posts it seems that both cases are perpetrated by the same guy

>>38828427
This was never the case. They were tolerated because they were never posted.

>>38828432
Is this some kind of social media meme?

>>38828423
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>38828470
Or they were posted in an imgur for the archive anon, but never in the thread

How can I differentiate between Succubuses/Demons and Dragons? I often have a hard time telling them apart.

>>38828448
Most of the furfaggotry problems lately are caused by one shitposter that's been doing it in the /vg/ thread since last summer, lately it seems he decided to bring this cancer here too.

>>38828485
The scales, usually

>>38828485
pretty sure those are cows

>>38828471
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/creepy-hooded-guy-an-intruder
Shopped with some generic anime guy.

>>38828507
somehow even gayer than i expected

>>38828507
Oh, my question is why is it posted here? Why it hasn't been deleted yet?

>>38828528
Because it's a retarded shitposter and mods aren't very fast on the rare occasion they do delete something that's not porn like tonight.

>>38828565
I thought that mods are fast on here?

>>38828565
Weird, because they are lightning fast banning people telling vtubers to fuck off from /jp/

>>38828356
Shoggocks you fag

She knows.

>"*cough* *cough* Ahem. My people, Kingdom of Erusea- *violent coughing*"

>>38828690
i kinda want an owl who's self conscious about owls not being all that smart in general but people think they are and seek her advice due to their association with minerva

>>38826612

>You can only choose one

I want to be kabedon'd by a busty Jinko shortly after her workout

what is she singing?

>>38828734
Elf.

>>38828734
Elf

>>38828752
Finnish karaoke songs

>>38828734
Left, I have a weakness for panda girls

>>38828734
kill yourself

>>38828819
you're mean

>>38827924
very cute, would raise alongside a loving mino mother and many other children just like her

>>38828849
>>38828849
stop shitting up the thread with offtopic images

>>38828856
What if that's your wife?

>>38827924
I would like a wife like this

>>38828849
I'm not even asking you to stop, just fuck off

>>38828860
>off-topic images

...Are you talking about the literal image of a guy being sandwhiched by an elf girl and panda girl? You're not a gatekeeper. You really must be schizo who needs his meds.

>>38828880
furry shit is off-topic faggot

>>38828880
yes furfaggotry is off topic

Touch you cow!

>>38828890
Not if it's a japanese monster girl

>>38828892
standing paizuri

>>38828894
You might have had a point if it was Polt, but it isn't, so fuck off.

>>38828894
dude you calling a furry a monster girl is the equivalent of calling a chicken a cow

>>38828880
Don't feed the autismos.

I didn't think my 2 posts with Cu Sith images could derail the thread so much.
I apologize.
I guess I'll just never post cu siths again, seems kind of sad though knowing that she's unloved by so many

>>38828902
>>38828900
I am going to be honest, I only skimmed the image and thought it was just cu sith again.

>>38828900
Polt you say?

>>38828945
Don't let them stop you

>>38828752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmgRKges77o

>>38828865
that is most definitely not my wife
far too small

>>38828945
thank god

>>38828961
You are not in control there

>>38828970
the biggest guy is in charge here
and she is not the biggest, my real wife is

>>38828956
She's taken though, enjoy being cucked.

>>38829006
No gatekeeping. :^)

Welp this thread went downhill

>>38829114
I blame the useless mods

>>38828752
enough about what she's singing, what are (You) singing?

Is furposting and warhammer posting related somehow.

>>38828987
She a cutie. Would give lots of a headpats and would be friends with.

Would not fuck though.

>>38829164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_vPrhPl5uY

>>38829164
the male half of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qFK5YFvTYE

>>38829182
it's the same shitposter

>>38829006
That's fine, I'll take her sister.

>>38828707
It's a shame SlapStickStrike no longer makes MGE doujins. Francisca would be a natural fit for him.

Ropers scare me.

>>38829332
scared

>>38829332
her edgy design threw me off ropers before i appreciated that they mimic their hosts outfit.
villager roper wouldn't be so bad.

>>38828707
>>38829332
Classic example of a girl that was better looking as a human.

is this an edit, or an original by barb that I've somehow never seen before?

Big elves

>>38828987
Fuck off

>>38829428
either way, damn does Amagi look delicious in it

>>38829396
You fail to understand how attractive her slime is. Look at how it fucking drips off her fingertips and the slathers the back of her left hand and tell me that doesn't get you at least semi-erect. Her cuffs are very erotic and the hair drill compliments the undulation of her roper tentacles. Just imagine the warmth of being caged and immersed in her goo!

>>38829428
It's an edit. This is the original picture.

>>38829428
Quick trip to SauceNAO shows the picture's source on Gelbooru is linked to pregchan, so it's an edit.

>>38829456
I'd seen that one, which was why I was confused
whoever did the edit did a good job
Comparing them side-by-side, I can see that her breasts are the same size in both, but somehow the pregnant version makes them look bigger to my horny brain

You up for a game of cricket, anon?

>>38829449
The slime does nothing for me and tentacles are gross.

Do NOT dick goat

>>38829449
Slime hands typed this post.

inslimination

>>38829481
I'm terrible at sport

Why aren’t you breeding hags anon?

>>38829549
I need to find a muscle hag.

>>38829549
cause im lost in a forest and dont know where i am

>>38829525
melting has got to be one of the most horrifying forms of corruption but girls are naturally cuter as slimes.
it conflicts me.

>>38829549
>"if I'm 1000 years old"
>#4 in ways of making anon harder
dumb hags

>>38829525

>>38829549
Because I am waiting for my neighbour Christmas cake ara ara Troll that clumsily tries to seduce with her plump and meaty body

>>38829549
Because that number has two zeros too many in it.

>>38829549
i am trying to find hagville. I search and search yet it is so far.......

>>38829561
Prime elf bait

>>38829674
>Saving Olga from despair
I respect that

>>38829674
Too many girls, very impersonal

>>38829716

>>38829674
Was planning on getting something similar from this artist but he has comments all over his pages accusing him of being a scammer these days.Shame because harem stuff like that is great.

gargoyles are pretty neat

>>38826612

>>38829874
white hose > fishnet

>>38829866
They're underappreciated.

>>38829730
I really liked those doujins, I wish he would make other characters.

Kiss! Lick! Worship! Love!

>>38829972
no tail, no deal

>>38829981
She knows

>>38829983
Maybe it's behind her giant hips

>>38829897
Who’s the artist? Seen his work in the gallery but can’t find any sauce

Jinkos are more than good, they’re GRRREAT!

>>38829866
They really are.

>>38829897
i want to mess around with her pedestal while she's dormant

How do I reverse a Sabbath lolification spell?

Monkeys are basically cousins of humans, therefore they can be trusted.
Treat them like family and please be nice.

>>38830042
Woah! Sugar-frosted Jinkos? Part of a nutritious breakfast?

>>38830130
Oh so since they're so close to humans then they can give birth to human boys?

>>38830130
I want to travel with a Kakuen guide through the Mist Continent

I want a monster girl with megaholst tier breasts.
Jinko flavor please, I need my huge tiger breasts

>>38830182

>>38830195

>>38830206
So what's the average training time for human girls turned into lamias before they can move around again? Is it like physical therapy and you have to help her slither around, because that sounds incredibly cute

>>38830182
>>38830195
>>38830206
Corruption and Monsterization is so hot. God bless KC for making it vanilla!

>>38830107
And of course. Order-owned News Media will either not cover, or have biased coverage of the ongoing war/invasion of Kikimorastan.

She offers you Elden Ring and snacks.
Would you enter?

Do I need a fishing license to fish for mersharks?

>>38830395
you had me at regura

>>38830416
fishing for sharks is illegal, flail and drown like normal people

>>38830395
will it not run like ass on pc?

>>38830395
I don’t even play souls games but I’ll come in anyway.

>>38830395
no vidya sways me, all that i ask is her to be my muse for my art, for now and forevermore..... also tendies and milkies

>>38826969
Cute and funny!

I hope next MGE girl is a kuchisake-onna

>>38830517
Nopperabou is good too though

>>38830438
I must have the holy grail of PC specs because even though I don't have anything close to a monster it generally runs fine

>>38826612

>>38828076
Doom 2, I hope.

I thought dhampirs weren't the edgy ones

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, take a pai-loli kakuen to bed.
She is cute, trustworthy, and absolutely won't go after your dick in your sleep

Cunny

>>38830594
https://youtu.be/fa8dKd4o9ec

>>38830594
Is trash