/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Plastic bag + hot water.

justfill a glove with baby oil and put dick inside

The website I was looking at offers them at a really low price and probably gouges on shipping. Best onahole for under 70 USD?

$8 martini + meager conversation skills + dignity

>>3875125

scratch that, since you're looking to buy this you have no dignity

0$ if you find a slut.

>>3875125
why would you need dignity?

>>3875125 + dignity
HAHAHAHAHA

Should a Tenga Egg do the trick?

>>3875181
If you have a tiny dick, sure.

>>3875125
> Conversation skills
> Dignity
> Implying anyone on /jp/ would pay $8 for a drink

I'll let you know when I stop laughing

>>3875181
One time use. Don't bother.

>>3875112
tenga fliphole
no idea how much those cost though

>>3875258
75$

I wanted something fairly normal, with some money left over for lube.

People on the internet tell me that a fleshlight is better then anything japanese, is that true?

I've read hentai about mothers turning them inside-out and using them as dildos. Thus your cheapest option must be to buy a dildo and turn it inside-out as well.

>>3875289

Yes, it is true. Feels better and is far, far more durable.

>>3875296

>>3875125
WTF is that shit!? this is jp. We don't know what any of those words mean, except $8 and meager. Get out.

>>3875309

They haven't made the blue ones in half a decade. Speaks volumes as to their longevity.

Also, the cheaper ones seem like you can turn them inside-out more easily than the more expensive ones. That way I can easily clean my cum out.

>>3875096
pls stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com

>>3875292
jp, where people get their facts from hentai

Seriously, just go to your local adult/porn shop, look in the male toys section, and there will be a handful of cheap ones that work just as good as most expensive ones.

Of course fleshlights and the like feel a lot better, but do you want to spend like $15 plus lube, or $60+ plus lube? That's really the decision you need to make.

>>3875205
You wouldn't pay $8 for a drink, but $45 for some plastic pussy is okay?

>>3875331
Spit is awesome and free.

>>3875097
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>>3875097
pls stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com

>>3875331
60 on the hole, then some more on lube.

>>3875333
I think you should leave.

>>3875333
'Plastic pussy' is better than the real thing.

>>3875097
pls stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com

http://www.fleshlight.com/sex-in-a-can/
This seems cheap and reusable.

>>3875353

Only if you buy some plastic boobs to go along with it.

>>3875369
What? I want to imagine fucking a loli, not some hag.

roll a towel, make sure the hole in the middle is 3 fingers big, put a condom, put some lub PROFIT

>>3875367

Good introduction to the Fleshlight product. This would be my choice at OP's price point. Whatever material Fleshlight uses lasts for years versus a couple of months for other male masturbators. And they feel better to boot.

>>3875096
pls stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com

>>3875398
>>3875380
>>3875353
>>3875341
>>3875346
>>3875312
>>3875205

stay at home freaks. more women for us normal people. i hear tears are good lubricant also.

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/ADT492

Soft as hell, but still tough.

Holds lube well.

But as with all "cup" designs, cleaning requires a bit more effort.

>>3875663
Vaginas look weird.

>>3875627
>normal

Hahahaha.

>>3875663
>Sold as a novelty joke item only

Huh?

>>3876172
It's meant to cover their ass.

>>3876172
Would you admit you bought it? Seriously?

"Oh no no no! A bud gave it to me as a joke. I don't really use it!"

>>3876192
Would anyone buy that? Seriously?

>>3876196
That's what I'm planning to do soon enough.

>>3875100
片栗粉Ｘ

>>3876318
I am going to do this right now.

I have to say I'd rather fuck a piece of plastic than a slut.

>>3876481

It certainly is a lot cheaper to go the plastic route.

http://www.e-nls.com/disp_ca_hole.php

^ order from here, no insane markup.

FAGGOTS

I'M SORROUNDED BY FAGGOTS

>>3876318
Hmm.... I need to buy some condoms, lube, and a lighter then.

This seems like such a hassle, tho. Wouldn't simply using your hand be easier?

>>3876597
That was actually the place I mentioned in >>3875112

Huge selection, a review system, and cheap prices.

Just when I thought that humanity had a sense of decency, this thread. Thanks guys for keeping it real.

How come (lol) when a woman buys and uses a dildo she is SEXUALLY LIBERATED but when a dude buys and uses an onahole he's a sad person?

>>3877410
Dildos are the worst inventions ever.

Ruins all yuri doujins and pictures.

>>3877427

>>3877410
because guys can have sex with multiple women without being called a slut.

>>3877431
dat virgin

>>3877410
Man can get a lot more stimulus with just his hand than woman can. See, men can work with their whole hand and simply stroke it, while woman can usually just use few weak fingers.
It's entirely sensible for woman to own a dildo.

>>3877439
But man's hand does not effectively self-lubricate.

And woman does not need dildo to use clitoris.

Tenga Egg stretches a good deal but the stretching happens on your shaft and not the head so it doesn't feel very good unless you do some hand acrobatics to manipulate the tip.
Tenga Flip Hole is multi-use and opens up for easy cleaning. However, the material inside is a bit stiff and not as good as a Fleshlight.
Also, whatever you get it's a good idea to warm up the hole and lube before use unless you like cold dick.

>>3877468

Are you joking? My hands are making their own lube right now.

>>3878177

That's called sweat.

I don't get it, a lot of reviews online say that the tenga flip hole is pretty good, while a lot of people here say it sucks

Who do I believe?

>>3878236

We're experts on masturbation.

>>3878236

Just get the flip hole, in terms of price, quality, precision, pleasure and durability, it's hands down the best masturbation tool available.

>>3878250
precision?

>>3878236

Its a point of preference.

I hate some western silicon and UR3 models, but I like the materials they have on some Japanese ones.

I say "some" cause I haven't tried all of them, but I have tried alot.

Just to remind you, most models out there only last 6 to 12 months of constant use at the most. If you're picky, get the one you want. If not, get a cheap one and enjoy it while it last. Either way, when you're done, move on and try the rest.

>>3878257
>I say "some" cause I haven't tried all of them, but I have tried alot.

How many? can you really call yourself masturbation tool expert(Has used over 15 tools for masturbation: last tool used tenga flip hole)

I've been thinking of getting a Tenga Flip Hole Black edition. but I'm thinking I might have trouble ordering lube and it'll feel wierd signing a brown unlabled package as the delivery man gives you an understanding look. It'll also be wierd if one of my damn relatives find it when they ransack my room. my relatives are like almost 20 yrs younger than me, I was born really early.

so all you tenga users out there..

mild real or wild?

>>3878287
Don't use the tenga lube, they're not any better than regular supermarket lube and cost much more.

Also, tenga soft is shit, no grip on your dick at all.

It is highly advisable to use only Tenga lotion for the Tenga sex toy. The active ingredients and components of these lubricants are especially designed for the company’s sex toys. Your sex toy collection will be safe from damages if you use the recommended lubricant. It is also more pleasurable to use the sex toy if it is well lubricated. This is particularly true for the Tenga Flip Hole male masturbator. The Flip Hole masturbator has a tight fit so you need to apply plenty of lubrication on it so you can greatly enjoy the sex toy. Sex lubricants are very important when you use sex toys. You really can not enjoy a sex toy if it is not well lubricated. You can also damage your sex toy or male masturbator if you use the wrong type of sex lube on it.

First of all, the special Tenga lotion or lubricant comes in three different varieties. Each type is formulated to give the right sensation for you and the perfect lubrication for the Tenga sex toy. The first type of Tenga sex lube is called the Mild Hole Lotion. As the name implies, it is a mild lubricant and suitable for all skin types. It has enough thickness but not too tacky so you will not find it difficult to clean up the lubricant after using it. The second type is the Real Lotion. The Real Lotion approximates natural lubrication. The realistic feel and sensation that you can get from this lubricant can be very pleasurable. The last one is called the Wild Tenga Lotion. This is the ultimate sex lubricant that you can use for wild self stimulation. It has a mentholated flavor that will give your member a one of a kind sensation.

mentholated? holy fuck won't that sting like hell?

>>3876181

The funny thing is that for all their efforts to pass off sex toys as some exotic and totally inoffensive novelty item, they still keep including some flyer advertising eroges in the same package.

>>3878278

I wouldn't know what you mean by tool... would that include a sock, or sheet of plastic of something?

But on the topic of onaholes, I've tried 6 or so.
Worst material would be silicon, best would be cyberskin.
As for type, I would personally suggest "cup" styles with only 1 hole instead of the double ended ones. But there are some good double ended ones with varying texture inside and tightness.

I haven't tried any tenga disposable ones. I would love to, but I don't want to pay 20 dollars for a one use item.

>>3878302
>I wouldn't know what you mean by tool... would that include a sock, or sheet of plastic of something?

Yes, I was assuming you tried the homebrew 'holes. IE
>>3876318

>>3876318

Oh hai I upgraded your fappin' tools

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465

Why it's on a paintball forum I have no idea.

Wait, paintball, yeah it makes sense.

>>3878303

Well then by all means I've lost count.

And I wouldn't exactly want to brag about what improvs I've tried using... hell no.

Ok so the flip hole has a life time of 50 uses accourding to the PV

so that's about half a month for me
with that price tag it's not so enticing

>>3878287
Wild just has menthol or whatever in it to make your dick tingly, not really my idea of a fun fap.

>>3878315

Not really, over 130 times used here with tenga black and it's good as new. Black is tighter than the original white and better details.

>>3878305
Where can I find more of this?!

>>3876597
Do they even ship outside of Japan? I couldn't find a credit card payment option either.

Since i've tested various japanese onahole, i will share my experience with you guys.

Tenga cup collection (standard version)
- Only one use
- The hole is so small that it hurt
- It's shit

Cat Girl Shokonyan
+ It's like fucking a real catgirl
+ Feel good man
- a little hard to clean

Eleven
+ loli sized
+ easy to clean
- very basic

Seven
+ even more loli sized
+ feels very good
+ Cheap price

Fela Master
- not so good
- expensive

Love Heart
+ Awesome feeling
- Easily broken
- Hard to clean

>>3878485
How would you know how a catgirl feels ?

>>3878485
what do you mean by "only one use"? why?

>>3878505
It can't be washed easily, it's designed for you to cum inside then throw away.

I use condoms with mine

>>3878518
In my experience, this does not work. Desktop fans do not have enough torque to keep it spinning, regardless of how much lube you use.

>>3878488
That's what the box says.

>>3878547
Oh. Guess there's no reason to doubt this, then

Instructions on making a Cirno onaho.
"Now you too can enjoy the pleasure of taking Cirno's virginity time and time again!"

Necessities:
* A Pringles (or similarly sized) tube.
* Foam rubber.
* A freezer.

Construction:
1. Clean the tube.
2. Cut the foam rubber so that it has the length of the tube.
3. Role the foam rubber until it fits snugly into the tube and there's a hole in the middle about the diameter of your pinky finger.
4. Fill the tube with water until the foam rubber is soaked. Throw away the unnecessary water.
5. Place the tube in the freezer for at least 24 hours.
6. You're done!

Usage:
1. Look up チルノ on Pixiv until erection is achieved.
2. Jam it into the the hole.
3. While holding the tube, make oscillating movements with your hands. Alternatively, keep your hands still and make piston movements with your hips.
4. Continue until ejaculation.
If blood comes out after use, do not worry; this is part of the virginity simulation.

>>3879952
Cirno is not made of ice. She has control over ice.

What the fuck kind of retard are you? Did you see her ingame artwork and sprites?

No?

You didn't?

I didn't think so.

I just got a head honcho for 15 bux, it's pretty decent. You squeeze the air out of it so it really sucks on your dong.

>>3879952

Who wants to fuck a baka anyway?

>>3879962
That's a very sexy name.

>>3879952
I'm laughing so hard right now.

>>3879952
I have tried this, and it's very difficult to get off. What little ejaculate that does make its way out is only that. All the sperm dies before it even makes it out.

With this evidence, I can conclude that Cirno is unable to feel the joy of child birth.

Fleshlight. Always. I love mine and it will last forever. Just be sure to use water based lubes and not oil or else it will tear.

>>3880068
Maybe Cirno is ugly for you.

OP here. I spent a few hours searching online last night and decided most of the interesting ones are cheaper. I've decided to go with the R20 and if I don't like that then I'll go from there. Does anyone have any recommendations for lube? Preferably something on the e-nls website, because I'd hate for the hole to get here and have to wait a couple days for the lube.

I think a tenga would work better for me than a fleshlight being that I have a tiny asian dick.

>>3880115
Water-based lube is always a good idea. They're all recommended to be cleaned with water, meaning that the materials aren't water-soluble. Be careful with oils.

>>3880115
link me to the R20, please

>>3880133
http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-15738-9999

http://www.kanojotoys.com/pokopoko-kozuchi-hammer-p-239.html

>>3880152

Looks like a lot of fun OP, remember to be gentle with it, use enough lube and to squeeze the air out of it before sliding your penis in.

>>3880129
Water-based, of course. I'm going to be on the lookout for something on the thicker side.

There's a VN coming out that comes with an onahole lol

>>3880164
the new school days VN?

>>3880115
Are you living in Japan or something? Because that place doesn't seem to deliver outside of the country.

>>3878485
>Seven
Purchase details?

>>3878485
I'd like to know more about this catgirl...

Is Tenga Flip Hole any good?

>>3880746
>>3880721
I purchased them from Wanta.

Seven for 23 USD here :
http://www.wanta.net/en/shop/prod_default.asp?ProdID=1333

And the catgirl for 37 USD :
http://www.wanta.net/en/shop/prod_default.asp?ProdID=2239&CatID=5&DepID=1

>>3880878
>Length: 13cm
Perfect fit!

>>3880878

THIS CAT GIRL IS GLORIOUS

>>3880878
$290?

>>3880761
get the black

>>3880878
How discreet is the packaging? Does it ship from the US or will it go through customs which will helpfully print "CONTENTS: MASTURBATION DEVICE" on the box?

>>3880906
lol no, 290 HKD

>>3880917
The packaging is discreet. They send it as a gift and they wrote "Toy" or something like that.

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>>3880917
If there's no reply from here, I would check their website for shipping details and if all else fails, ask them.

>>3880917

I work for customs I regularly open marked and unmarked packages and use/eat/take whatever is inside. I show no discrimination so don't worry about it.

I lolled

http://www.wanta.net/en/shop/prod_default.asp?ProdID=654&CatID=5&DepID=1

I would like one
but I would feel so pathetic each time I used it so it would kill my boner

>>3880964
That feeling goes away after a while

e-nls.com sell them too, but i've never purchased anything from them.

Seven :
http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-4828-1111

Catgirls :
http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-15391-12001116
http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-19168-12001116
http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-17274-1111

>>3880964
It's not like it's a sex doll. It's just a gummy thing you jam your dick inside because it feels awesome.

IT'S JUST LIKE FUCKING SEVEN

>>3880973

Man, the catgirls are the best <3

>>3880973 Seven

Oh my... good luck explaining that box art to the jury...

>>3880981
More like Mebius, actually.

I wish I had a credit card.

>>3875097
stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com

someone translate the order forms so I know what to click

>>3881018
http://www.en-nls.com/howtoorder.php

>>3880973
... Is it weird that I don't even care about using one, I just want to feel one with my hands and stretch it and stuff.
I bet it's fun and feels nifty.

>>3881079
Have you used the Seventeen and it's variant Seventeen evo?

>>3880878
OP here, I never heard of wanta. Glad to see that site is in english. Now I can see how each lotion is.

>>3881323
They are actually pretty fun to play with. My friend tried to sell me one once.

>>3875099
stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com

>>3881518
Was it used?

Man, that catgirl one is really tempting. Just looking at the cross section makes my dick feel all tingly.

OP here, found some good looking lubes and sent in a quote request - that was nearly five hours ago.

>>3881323
Sort of like tempurpedic mattresses.

If I were to order one of these should I order one that's the same length of my dick? I imagine it would be very disappointing to receive the toy only to realize two-thirds of your dick fits in comfortably.

>>3882875

Give in to your urges! You've always fantasized about fucking a catgirl!

>>3882923
14cm bro, I don't know about that.

>>3882915
One final bump before I go to bed. Maybe the Onahole Expert could advise me.

>>3882973

If you're worried about the size, then just buy one with two holes on either end.

There arent many sizes for these.

The flip hole is only good for fifty times?

You'd think the "future of masturbation" would last a little longer.

>>3883021

Someone ITT said they've already used their black one 130 times, you just have to keep it really clean.

>>3882923
I just ordered it. What the fuck am I doing with my life

>>3883035

It's just a toy for your penis, just like videogame is porn for your thumbs. Now start gathering some catgirl images/doujinshi.

>>3883035

Buying an onahole isn't really that bad. I mean, people buy all sorts of wierd shit all the time. If it makes you happy, or at least improves an experience that makes you happy, is it really all that bad?

Look at it this way: You're eating an ice cream sundae, and you like it. Sure you can eat the same ice cream sundae with someone else, or you can add sprinkles and marshmallows and shit and enjoy it all by yourself.

The only thing stopping me from ordering one of these (other than price) is that I don't like lube. It gets everywhere and makes a fucking mess.

>>3883072

If you're careful with it you don't, I apply my lube to the head of my penis, then rub it around my cock with the head of my onahole, then apply a bit more if needed before sliding my penis into the hole, doesn't make a mess and I can just quickly clean my cock in the sink after.

>>3883043
>>3883052
Only /jp/ could make me feel better about buying some plastic to stick my dick into.

>>3882987
I suddenly feel very happy about my small penis. I will not have to sacrifice any suction by having a second hole in my onahole.

Fuck it, I'm buying a black flip hole.

It better not be like the real thing, making a mournful sound like blowing over a coke bottle

REMEMBER TO ONLY USE WATER BASED LUBE WITH YOUR ONAHOLES, OIL OR SILICONE LUBE WILL RUIN THEM.

>>3883143

I didn't think you could BUY silicone lube anymore, I thought they only make water-based now.

Good to know.

>>3883143

Fuck it, I'll use motor oil. It's like I'm really fucking Reverie!

>>3883166
CLANG CLANG CLANG

>>3883166

Enjoy the next three weeks trying to wash that shit off your skin.

>>3883210
Why would you wash off Reverie's love juices?

Ffffuckk

Which catgirl should I get?

>>3883221

>>3876318
Vouching to say, This works great.
I used cottonballs because I had no stuffing, but it was a very satisfying experience.

One problem I have with a lot of toys is my cock is too big to fit into them, it was also the case with this homemade one as I ripped the condom very bad

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/12.html

Best one I've ever used.

(Yes I tried all those 7000ten shits)

It's funny, we're talking about how to get fake vaginas on /jp/ and on /r9k/ they're talking about how to get real sluts.

Shows how much 4chan has changed.

>What's the best onahole for under 45 USD?
>164 posts and 15 image replies omitted
Oh well, /jp/ still can amuse me.

>>3883953
/jp/ used to have dating advice?

>>3883997
You'd be suprise.

>>3875099
stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com ok thanks and a hav a good day