/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Take it easy, bro.

Yes, and take it easy.

>>3881641
>>3881642
I hate you faggots.

This place is a cancer to the world. If I ever re-enter society I'm going to get this site shut down permanently.

>>3881668
Protip: don't take True NEET shit seriously.

Sage for silly NEET legionnaires making threads.

>>3881668

Take it easy, man.

>>3881638
>>3881668
I don't know why but I burst out into laughter upon reading this thread then I realized my sister was in the room next to me so I stopped.

>>3881668
And nothing of value would be lost.

I think we all know that /jp/ and 4chan as a whole is a blight on society that wastes countless hours of people's time and ruins lives. It's worse than WoW.

Ha ha ha!

Take it easy forever!

/jp/ doesn't actually take it easy, they just think it's funny to pretend they're NEETs while they count their stacks of money on their yacht.

>>3881702
This man speaks the truth.

YOU WEREN'T TAKING IT EASY ENOUGH

TRUE TAKE IT EASY MASTERS TAKE IT EASY SO HARD THEIR HEART TAKES A BREAK TOO

Taking it easy is a goal to aspire towards. The unfortunate few of us who are working are doing so so that we can take it easy in peace in the future.

>>3881638
But being homeless means you don't have to do all those bothersome things like cleaning, paying bills and rent. Now you can take it super easy!

You didn't take it easy OP. Now you must take it easy. There's a difference, man.

>>3881735

Yeah, in reality, we're all likeable, cool guys and girls who go outside regularly. We also urinate and defecate in bathroom toilets.

Taking it easy in the 80's & 90's was couch jumping and garage living, enjoy the throw back lifestyle.
Unfortunately that probably won't work for you if you don't have a friends to bounce back and forth with...

>>3881787

>>3881638
This is not the worst that can happen to you.

Why not begin a little cross country trip? load upyour car and drive till you run out of gas and try to get a job in the place you end up at?

Take it easy yes, but remember to have priorities.

>>3881766
>>3881766
>>3881766
This

Who ever said it was a noble thing to not work and be a lazy piece of shit? That's not what "take it easy" means, Anon. Maybe you misunderstood.

>>3881813
>your car

Very funny. I don't even have my license.

I'm living on the streets, not in a car.

>>3881638
TAKE IT EASY

What are we going to do for christmas this year, anonymous?

>homeless as of tomorrow
>last day with Internet access and posting on /jp/

Look on the bright side: At least now you have to GET A LIFE

Also, reported for not /jp/ material.

>>3881896

This.

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Looks like OP can't take it easy.

>>3881638
If I wasn't in debt and had a little more income, I'd send you some money.

Going hungry sucks. At least with a place to stay and a land-line phone, you could get a job.

>>3881957

Everybody's in debt right now. My local food bank doesn't even have a tenth of the food they usually have this time of year.

And yet, Obama will soon put carbon taxes on us. Yay!

>>3882000
Gotta keep global warming in check.

In other news, it's going to be one of the coldest winters in years. It's already snowing here in Texas.

>>3881884
We're going to take it easy!

You didn't take it easy, OP. You probably just laze off all day and actually do nothing. 'Taking it easy' doesn't mean 'do nothing'.

The only happiness I get from life these days is knowing that I'm still better off than some people on /jp/. Like homeless people.

>>3882000
Obama needs to take it easy!

Well, good luck OP. Life at a homeless shelter really sucks. Hopefully it'll kick your ass into gear, and with a little luck and help, you can find some part-time or temp work, and work your way into a full-time job and get back on your feet. Don't give up.

Can't you take it easy at your mother's house OP?

about time you got some fresh air anon-kun

now you can also take it breezy

Being an indefinite NEET is only for the wealthy or royalty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxfh5jOHv8A

I told you so.

>>3882081
Both my parents are dead. I'm an orphan like the MC in every VN.

I have absolutely 0 contacts. No relatives, no friends, etc.

if I ever become homeless I'm just going to walk into the woods with a backpack full of liquor and get at deep as I can and get drunk. I'll be too drunk to find my way back and die of consumption, dyhydration, etc.

Go live in Pripyat, I hear houses are real cheap there.

>>3882103
Then take it easy at moot's house.
Sue him or something like that.
I'm serious. Nowadays you can sue everybody for everything.

>>3882128
Very few remaining on 4chan know moot's real name, and no one who does would sue him.

no homeless ppl allowed on my board get out plz

>>3882103
What did you do with the money from your deceased parents' estate?

>>3882134
I do, but you are right that I wouldn't sue him.
He's in debt anyway.

>>3882143
hookers and blow

>>3882143
He bought figurines and stuff like that of course.
That's how you take it easy with the money.

>>3882145
You could sue moot for a bowl of soup. I'm sure he'd settle early with you.

Be prepared, comrade.

DDoS moot's house, that'll learn him

>>3882165
what

>>3882158
Well. I could also just bust in and take it easy on his couch.
"Go home."
-"Take it easy, bro. Take it easy."
"Who are you?"
-"Someone who takes it easy!"
"What are you doing here?"
-"Taking it easy, bro. You should too, take it easy"
And so on and so on.

So what are your plans for tomorrow OP?

>>3882143
My parents were poor as shit. The only thing they left me was debt.

>>3882146
If you spent that money on this, you really deserve to be homeless.

>>3882182
Taking it easy?

Stay away from the drugs and drug users on the streets. It'll doom you to a perpetual life of misery on the streets until you die.

>>3882185
sup hayate

explain circumstances.

>>3882204
>>3882185
Man and near Christmas too. Maybe you should go off to a park with a vending machine and try to kidnap a rich girl and hold her for ransom.

Sucks OP.

This is why is is important to have and stay connected with friends and family.

I am a NEET but I have my families support. They expect me to take it easy and be there to take delivery of packages, to cook dinner, to run to the grocery store etc. Even if they were to die they have made sure I will have a place to live, lights and water and food to eat.

You can have a job and take it easy too. Right now magic eight ball says prospects of job not so hot.

I hope it all works out for you OP.

>>3882204
>>3882345
Holy shit, you're right. I am Hayate. Even down to the trap part.

I knew there was a reason that I made this image in Photoshop all those years ago.

It's a shame I don't live in Japan, kidnapping little girls doesn't go over too well in America.

Look on the bright side. Homeless men with no connections are exactly the type of people Yukari gaps into Gensokyo for her orgies.

But seriously, good luck.

Don't dream, it's over OP.
-Paul Young

Are you skinny and do you have feminine features?

>>3882365
>>Right now magic eight ball says prospects of job not so hot.

Yeah well my fortune cookie said otherwise, bro.

Also OP, why not live with a /jp/ Anon? It's not like your situation could get any worse.

>>3882365

The dude already said that his parents are dead. Kinda hard to move back in with corpses.

>>3882468
No, it really isn't.

>>3882458
Because I don't even have a car to get anywhere and public transportation around here is basically nonexistent.

I really have no plans, the landlord is supposed to take my keys tomorrow at 5pm and I have to move all my stuff out onto the street by then. Then I assume he's going to call the police to get my stuff off his property, I'll probably just leave it all there and survive off fast-food with the $12 in my wallet. I'm seriously considering just robbing a convenience store, at least I'll get fed in jail.

>>3882474
And ass raped. Yay ass rape!

>>3882458
That's assuming any /jp/ Anons are willing or able to take someone in or drag themselves out of their own damp dank isolation to have permanent contact with another human being.

>>3882474
Are you attractive? You might be able to try and seduce some girl and live with her for a while.
Or a guy, if you're desperate.

>>3882458
Don't know about others, but I live by leeching off my parents. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that they wouldn't like me opening the doors for a homeless stranger I read about on an anonymous website.

>>3882480
>You might be able to try and seduce some girl and live with her for a while.

This is /jp/, are you trying to play a cruel joke on me?

If you're going to go to jail, don't do it for something like armed robbery... Well, if you're posting in a place like this you probably don't even have suitable equipment to do that anyway. Do something tamer, like shoplifting or indecent exposure or something. Something like credit card fraud might work too, and it could feed you in the time you're waiting around to get caught for it.

>>3881638
How did this come to be?

Are you, by any chance, that guy who skipped work one day and when asked why, he blurted out that was "taking it easy"?

>>3882491
Sorry, I just finished reading Kimi wa Pet and have the fantasy of being some business woman's pet in my head.

>>3882474
>>Because I don't even have a car to get anywhere and public transportation around here is basically nonexistent.

And where would this be?

>>3881638
How did this come to be?

Are you, by any chance, that one guy that skipped a day of work, and when asked why, blurted out that he was "taking it easy"?

>>3882493
Meh, shoplifting sounds as good as it's going to get. There's a Walmart nearby which would make the arrest rather quick and painless.

It's sad that I'm actually considering this crap.

>>3882503
Problem is I don't think they lock you up for that long if it's your first offense.

>>3882499
Northern Florida. It's basically hill-billy land around here, civilization is in South Florida.

>>3882509
I'll just assault an officer then. Or fake insanity, I hear the psych wards are a bit better than prison.

>>3882510
Hitch hike?

ITT /jp/ helps anon commit felonies.

Truly gods among men.

>>3882515

If you get in a psych ward, be sure to try to be insane enough that they won't throw you out. Do you have a waifu? Make her real. She'll help you during these hard times.

>>3882516
Hitch hike to where? No anon is going to take in a social awkward bum living in the middle of nowhere.

Good luck out there. I'm so sorry.

If I was you (and I very well might be in a couple of months) I would probably just kill myself.

(Seriously.)

>>3882523
To a place with a soup kitchen? To South Florida where you won't freeze outside?
I mean, if I were in your shoes, I'd probably seriously consider just suicide, and steal a knife for the purpose, but before that, might as well see how far you can make it from nothing.

>>3882529
>>3882532
The only way I would consider suicide is by a bullet to the head, which I don't have.

Goddamn, why did my parents have to die on me. Shit sucks.

>>3882515
Don't do anything like assaulting an officer. If you decide you have to do it, steal food until you get caught. That's a much more sympathetic crime.

Go hang out at the Y, find basic connections,
get a shitty job, start the slow recovery process.

>>3882532
I like how this guy thinks. You got in this place by taking it easy. So to get out, take it easy and treat it like a game. I mean, you're gonna die regardless, so might as well have as much fun as you can before you do. You've read those stories about people starting with nothing then ending up with a fucking mansion, then selling books over how they did it. See if you can be one of them.
Oh, if you do ever write a book, dedicate it to your dear japanese bird that you lost contact with after your fall to poverty.

>>3882542
Kill yourself and kick your parent's ass for dying before you and not buying life insurance.

>>3882548
You really think anyone is going to hire a smelly homeless guy in this economy? Going to jail is actually better advice than that.

>>3882529
This. I have to give you props for you having not yet killed yourself.

>>3882434
>I made this image in Photoshop all those years ago
>1180474209533.jpg

I'm seriously worried now, because it looks like you aren't BSing. That damn Kaguya OP picture is associated with bull.

There must be some social services offered by local churches and organizations. Temporary housing for the homeless during the winter season and such.

Don't go robbing shit; that's for the mentally insane.

>>3882570
Haven't you been reading the damn thread? Op wants to get in a psych ward for being insane since they have good food and housing. And really comfy beds.

Take it easy~
http://www.mediafire.com/?ummngzjbltt

OP is a dumbass. Look for a way in which your government can give you money. Blacks tend to play the race card and other fuckers get disability checks just for being fucking fat.

He hasn't responded for a while now.

Good job /jp/, he killed himself. I think a high five is in order.

>Don't go robbing shit; that's for the mentally insane.
Actually no. Please refrain yourself from using words like "insanity" or "depression" so lightly. You dont want to see an insane person Zun, theyre literally crazy.

All of you people suggesting that taking it easy involves working toward a goal of retirement are totally off the mark. You guys need to read some Zhuangzi or something. That guy was the master of taking it easy.

>>3882589
How was he able to access the internet anyway? I mean, surely he could've used the electricity and internet money for rent and food...

>>3882587
Knowing /jp/'s demographic, he's probably a skinny White kid. The government would just spit on him and roll out a red carpet for the nigger behind him.

>>3882598

stealing a neighbor's wireless, landlord could've paid utilities.

>>3881638
You didn't see this coming?!

And you're blaming us?!?!

I have one word for you, pal, one word - take it easy.

>>3882598
Electricity and internet are cheap as shit these days. I doubt that would even pay for another month of rent in the shittiest of apartments.

OP, I won't pretend I've ever faced what you do, but I know people have survived worse than what you're looking at. You should probably reconsider some of the stupid shit you're thinking of doing. There's got to be a couple of places you can get some sort of shelter or help. If not, hell, just try hitchhiking to a place where you can find that. It's not like you've got anything left to lose.

Now now, don't go committing crimes. You can go to a homeless shelter, or go to a church and ask for guidance or something.

Ask for cheap simple labor jobs in the meantime, or whatever is the best you can find.

Protip: If you're still worried over your finances, you're not taking it easy.

>>3882589
I doubt he killed himself, his internet/utilities probably just got shut off. His last post was at 00:59.

>>3882626
Oh? Well, whatever. He needs to learn how to take it easy. This is a trail from the Gods.

>>3882621
And so the last thread connecting him to any kind of human contact is cut. That's sad. Good luck, Mr. Anonymous.

...what the hell just happened in this thread?

The blood is on your hands, /jp/.

>>3882674
Blood and cheetoes, our fingers just keep getting nastier.

Taking it easy includes covering the basic shit like where you are going to sleep and what you are going to eat. Anything else is doing it wrong.

OP was actually Kaguya looking for a lonely anon to take her in. Now she's crying in a dark corner or dead.

You all failed miserably.

>>3882674
This is just like saying that violent video games are killing people and not crazy bloodthirsty kids. The only one to take blame is OP.

Kaguya can't die and Eirin wouldn't leave her.

>>3882687
she could always go live at moko-tan's.

>>3882687
Meh, I'll just restart from my last save and choose the right responses this time.

>>3882674
I'm so disgusted with myself that I can't even finish masturbating.

>>3882698
What part of her parents being dead did you not understand?

Eirin is dead.

>>3882684
Until you're living alone in your own private thatched roof hut in the mountains, you're not truly taking it easy.

We just killed a man, /jp/.

What is this feeling...? It's... EXHILARATING!

>>3882732
even more than reloading during battle?

Goddamn, time to pull my shit together. I don't want /jp/ to be my last hope of redemption, this is just... depressing.

At least you didn't die in vain, OP.

>>3882754
Let's not get too crazy, here!

YUKKKKKKKKKURI

hey OP, OP

now you really dont have a life

Become Batman, OP.

You've got nothing to lose.

Sucks that I'll probably never find out what happened to him

>>3882774
Low blow, bro.

>>3882774

how did you die OP

tell us your tail dead man

>>3882774
oh you

>>3882795
"Well, it all started when I came to /jp/ for advice..."

>>3882799
Wait...wait wait wait.

You went to /jp/ for ADVICE?

YO! EY BOB, THIS GUY WENT TO /jp/...FOR ADVICE!!

No really, dude, how'd you die?

>>3882799
'tis how most stories of tragedy begin.

>>3882474
OP, don't kill yourself. Just take it one day at time. Perhaps you could use that $12 to get a taxi to take your stuff to a pawn shop, so you can at least get a $100-$200 for it. It's a risky move. But think of it this way, in 2-3 days, you will have used up that $12 anyway. At least this way it gives you a chance at getting more money.

OP

there are other ways of taking it easy then ending up homeless

>>3882813
He's already dead, dude.

I wonder what kind of loot he dropped.

>>3882820
Twelve bucks.

>>3882817
Reported to the authorities.

Weed is for normalfags.

>>3882833

>implying its illeagle everywere

do ho ho you

>>3882839
>>implying its illeagle everywere
I think this drug speaks for itself.

>>3882844

purple haze is really really taking it easy

Oh my god.
/jp/ killing NEETs...

At least his landlord will be happy to know that he checked out.

Man, nobody even told him to go rape a slut before he died?

Bah, there is no proof of death.

>>3882869
>implying you can rape a slut

See what happens when you don't read your SICP, OP?

You die.

I think moot disabled posting because of this thread.

Police are now investigating OP's room and cleaning the blood off the floor.

Well I bet OPs taking in easy in the afterlife now.

moar like thanks to your decision to take advice here

I have somewhat similiar problem as OP had though not quite as bad yet. I've been living with nothing but student benefits from the state for the last few years. But I haven't done any studying for more than a year and even before that I didn't study as much as I should have. So a few days a go I got a letter saying I won't be getting any money from the state anymore. Now I've got about 100€ left, no income and I have to pay my rent which is ~250€ +~15€ for electricity in 3rd of january. Food is no problem, I'm used to dumpster diving for food, and macaroni is almost free anyway. So how do I get 170€ or more in less than 4 weeks and at least 300€ per month after that? (FYI I've never worked a single day in my life.) Do I have to start looking for work or is there some way I can remain NEET?

>>3883020
Good luck finding a job, looks like you are going to be working.

>>3883020

1: Become a hobo, and update us every time you can use a library computer.

2: Suicide\Crime Spree that ends in suicide.

OP will become the hot blooded Dancouga pilot within a year.

>>3883020

Working is easy once you start.
Or so I hear.

With your living expenses you really won't have to work much to stay in the green. Of course being Europe I should think it would be harder to pick up some night shift at a convenience store or supermarket. Usually around Christmas stores are in need of extra help, though.
What about the tactic of walking into the stores/restaurants, looking out for ads and asking if they're hiring? Isn't that how this is usually done?

>>3883031
It's -3 degrees celsius outside atm and will be colder in january and february. So I don't really like the prospect of becoming a hobo. As much as I hate working, freezing to death might suck even more than doing some labor ;_;

I thought they couldn't toss you out on the street in Europe/UK for not being able to pay rent? It was all Socialistic and crap.

>>3883160
in before the story about the matchbook-selling loli freezing to death

>>3883211
;_;

>>3883150
I've gotten 2 jobs this way. It's humiliating, and can take months, but it works.