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Bunbun News- At 06.15 yesterday, terrorist from Gensokyo Liberation Front (GLF) managed to infiltrate the Scarlet Industry storage compound and stealing several tons of chemical gas known as
'Red Mist'. The Red Mist is highly dangerous substance that could be turned as chemical weapons. The GLF spokeswoman Al-Wriggle Ben-Nightbug released a media statement at 07.25 that demand is to released their spiritual leader, General Bakayev Cirnokov from Gensokyo Counter-Danmakuist Unit (G-CDU) custody. The GLF also claimed that they held two prominent Gensokyoan as hostage. The hostage identities are Sir Rinnosuke 'Kourin' Morichika, CEO of Kourindou industries and Reimu Hakurei, field agent of Gensokyo Borders, Immigration and Customs Service. The GLF is a group that their members consist of lower-class fairies and first-stage bosses all over Gensokyo. The GLF group claimed that they were claimed fighting for the rights and freedom of Gensokyo lower-class fairies and first-stage boss from oppression and tyranny of Gensokyo's higher class bosses.

>> No.3881981
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>>3881964

Bunbun News -At 08.52, GLF released an audio clip of Gen. Cirnokov for propaganda purpose to persuaded other low-class fairies to joined the rebellion:-

"Unleash the world end upon our wrath
Our bullets never tire
And we have pitch black the fowl
Send them, running.."

>> No.3881994
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>>3881981

Bunbun News - At 15.15, Colonel Ran Yakumo, national security adviser for President Yukari told the reporter in press conference that the Gensokyo government will try to resolve the crisis peacefully with the GLF promised them a balanced negotiation for sake of Gensokyo security. Deputy Director of G-CDU, Miss Marisa Kirisame also promised in same press conference the safe passage of GLF member that holed up in Scarlet Lake if they released the hostages and returned to negotiations table.

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>>3881994

Bunbun News - At 16.00, The Federal government of Einentei announced that the Einentei government will increased their military status to maximum alert. Prime Minister of Einentei,Dato' Seri Eirin Yagokoro claimed that the same move also done by Democratic Republic of Youkai Mountain and Kingdom of Hakugyokurou. Both leaders, Chairman Kanako Yasaka and Queen Yuyuko Saigyouji denied the same thing but from the photos collected by our Tengu journalist shows both of Youkai and Ghost army are massing their strength on each other border. By 16.30 High Chansellor Satori Komeiji from Commonwealth of Gensokyo Underground (CGU) declared their nation neutrality status and promised a 'very bloody nose' to anyone who trying to sabotaged CGU nuclear installation facility.

>> No.3882005

Stop spammin anonbundunmarutalk.com!

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>>3882001

Bunbun News - At 22.27, President Yukari Yakumo agreed with GLF demand and will released Gen. Cirnokov from G-CDU custody if the GLF agree to returned to negotiation table. President Yukari also approved permission from United Moon (UM) delegation led by General Secretary Watatsuki Yorihime and ambassador Watatsuki Toyohime as middlemen for peace accord. At 23.15, released and battle-weary Gen. Cirnokov ordered GLF to stand-down. Later Gen. Cirnokov released a press statement that says:-

"The danmaku has changed..
Our timed is ended,
Our war is over,
The danmaku has changed..
It's not about shrine or ideology.
It's not even about doujin appearance,breast size or popularity toll.
It's an endless battles of proxy battle,fought by human,fairies,god and youkai.
Danmaku, and it's vast consumption of Gensokyoan life has become rational, well-oiled business transaction.
Danmaku has changed...."

By 02.30 the GLF leadership agreed to return to negotiation table and released the hostages to safety. The new era of Gensokyoan peace are opened once more.

>> No.3882038

reported, roleplaying is not allowed

>> No.3882087
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Haha! Only to be expekted. The great and glorius union of solidarious oni laughs at your veak kapitalist struggles. Negotiating vith terrorists, grazping for politikal solutions vhen you kould all join in glorious piss-drunk kamaraderie, for alkohol benefits all ekvally. Surrender your veak, flawed ideology, or ve must shov you Kuzka's mother and bury you.

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