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I was cooking in my kitchen today and a spider let itself down on a thread nearby. It watched me pensively, but did not move from there, only wrapping a fly up in web.

I was about to cut its string and shoo it away, but then I remembered what /jp/ said about spiders and left it alone. So what now? Is Kurodani going to appear and grant me three wishes?

>> No.3876989

[ ] You have AIDS
[ ] You have pancreatic cancer

>> No.3876991

No. It will grow into a giant spider, wrap you up and lay its eggs inside you.

>> No.3876995

where do you live actually?

>> No.3876997

>>3876991

Well, SHIT.

Good thing I've got my flamethrower handy.

>> No.3877011
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>>3876995

I live here.

>> No.3877023

>>3877011
You're done for. New Yorkers can't have anything

>> No.3877026

>>3877023

We do have people from New Jersey...

...wait a minute.

>> No.3877038
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3877038

did you see its ass?

>> No.3877041

>>3877026
People from New Jersey count as a net loss.

>> No.3877046

>>3877041
>New Jersey
>nets

so how about that season

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3877047

She's going to visit you tomorrow night and give you a webjob.

>> No.3877048

>>3877038
More...

>> No.3877057

Are we talking spidergirls now? In that case, where's my Charlotte-tan?

>> No.3877082

>>3877038

Yes, it had spinnerets

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>>3877082
did It have a bow?

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3877097

and where is my delicious baked sweets touhou?

>> No.3877116

>>3877087

No, unfortunately.

>> No.3877138

I like spiders.

They don't make noise, They eat the bugs that do and they scare people.

>> No.3877152

It took me forever to realize those sux buttons on her shirt along with her eyes look like a spiders 8 eyes.

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>>3877152
it happens.

>> No.3877158

>>3877152
Same here!

>> No.3877170

>>3877152
Mind=Blown

>> No.3877221

>>3877152
>sux
obvious kiwi

>> No.3877281

I'm trying to not be so afraid of spiders, so I leave them alone now. It helps that the worst thing here is black widows and they don't intrude ever.

If I lived in some hellhole like Australia I'd carry a pistol and hit my shoes with a hammer before putting them on.

>> No.3877769

Chinese Girl Tarantula thanks you for sparing her friends. I'll post her happy pedipalps tomorrow evening.

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