/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38766765

I want to do unspeakably lewd things to the eel whore's tail cleft.

>>38766777
Thank you for pointing out what a tail cleft is. What are your plans? Cleft stroking?

The world is fuck
Humanity is fuck
Everything is fuck
Only rape can fix humanity
Only complete subjugation can save it

>>38766765
Did the last thread get deleted? I missed the Jinko Expiditions screencap

Need more living armor art

solopipb has opened up commissions and I am going to take full advantage. Glad my tax return came in early

>>38766777
You are a man of impeccable taste. Would drink sake out of.

Post raijus

stick it in

here is wip, is venus shaped demon, don't like it, don't open the spoiler

>>38766816
Dont have to tell me twice. On it.

>>38766786
personal slip'n'slide

>>38766865
oh thats GENIUS

Every time someone posts gazer-chan, I have an OCD need to count the eyes. If it's less than 11, I don't like it. I feel I have to count them. It's not like she has great hair or boobs, so it's something.

>>38766787
I for one welcome out monster girl overladies.

Got some new commissions recently.
The second one's too lewd for a christian imageboard though https://twitter.com/Aki2neFox/status/1496436293987090440

>>38766800
I’m intrigued but scared of moths

Vacation with monsters

>>38766800
Holy crap based

>>38766924
Cruise with monsters!

>>38766800
What you commissioning?

>>38766765
More Demons need nice hats.
>>38766791
Sometimes there's a delay before the thread appears in the archive listing. I can see it there right now. >>38738388

>>38766938
My ghost girl OC

>Foolish monster, I am a devout member of the order, so I won’t be having sex with you and…. where did you get that rope?

>>38766912
Nice.

>>38766975
Nice, always good to see more ghosts.

*coughs to clear throat*

GHOUL
MOUTH
PUSSY

>>38766882
11 is the correct number. 10 stalks and 1 central eye. But she can hide her stalks in the tail.
>It's not like she has great hair or boobs
Fuck you, too

>>38766861
Touching undead lolis with warm hands.

>>38766921
Solopipb also made one of the best Succs out there, so it's not all yandere mothgirl

Ojou-samas are best when they are tall! It really accentuates your nobility when everyone has to look literally look up at you.
>tfw no 3m tall wight to wrap her legs around you

>>38767099
90% of the people here want tall monster girls that tower over them.

>>38767134
As it should be.

>>38766975
Post her

>>38767062
Gonna offer the local ghoul a popsicle, she looks pretty hot out there.

>>38766924
WATERMELON MILKERS

>>38766882
>It's not like she has great hair or boobs
bitch

>>38767062
Kind of you to clear your throat so your local ghoul can stuff her tongue down it.

>>38767099
The best ojous are small, cute and effortlessly princess-carryable. Nothing quite accentuates a noble monstergirl's perfection like being both of high birth and really young.

>>38767197
You are mistaken. Princess carrying a tall oujo is absolute bliss

Wish I had a skink roommate in college.

give me the hard questions

Ideally, size should be inversely proportional to smugness. If a girl is tall, she should be kuudere so as not to be too overbearing.
Smug tsunderes should be of a manageable stature that invites turnabout/reciprocation.
Tomboys, of course, are exempt from the above.

>>38767233
How do we open the portals without nuclear armageddon?

>>38767224
is the tail squishy or meaty?

>>38767233
well you asked for it anon
would you marry a monster with adopted kids?

>>38767246
Skinks in nature store fat in their tail, so it'll be squishy probably.

>>38767255
Not that anon, but, adopted yes.

>>38767233
How do we deal with the green menace

>>38767234
Tall deredere with no smug would be nice too.
>>38767233
How to gain access to Big Mama's wine cellars?

>>38767312
just gotta get hurt then wander into the cellar

>>38767234
A girl who's big and knows you love it is always nice. I think people like manticores for that reason.

>>38767233
How to handle the Cheshire twins.

>>38767277
Feed them, shove them into a warm, safe location, and wait until they become the Thirsty Summer Menace.

>>38767337
Spray bottle

>>38767334
I want a manticore big enough to put me in her lap and encircle me with her legs. A couple heads taller than me, pefect height for pulling me into her chest in public.

>>38767337
You don’t. You are at their mercy. Beg for a salvation that will never come

>>38767343
I've tried that, they teleport quickly.

>>38767234
Doesn't entirely check out, shy or meek small girls are cute too.

>>38767197
The whole point of a princess carry is to display dominance and to make the other know they are safe. If you need them to be less then 30 kilos, you are weak and arent worthy of doing a princess carry in the first place.

>>38767255
adoption is just better. you get to skip the worst parts (pregnancy and the baby/toddler bit), and you're saving someone rather than making a new person.

>>38767312
>Tall deredere with no smug would be nice too.
Those pictures with the doggirl and her shota are great for exactly this reason.

>>38767332
Sounds like the way to get removed from the cellar quicker.

>>38767337
grab ones fat ass and the others fat tits

>>38767396
no, you just gotta act dumb and ask what are those bottles on the wall are filled

>>38767386
>the worst parts (pregnancy
Absolute garbage taste

>>38767413
He's been spouting his shit taste for a while, don't give him (You)s.

>>38767413
pregnancy is just not appealing to me. they're physically weakened for a few months (or weeks, depending, which makes it better), and they have a thing growing inside them. just feels nasty.

>>38767410
They're not gonna listen to anything you say when they notice you're hurt, just take you somewhere safe and not let you walk around a dark cellar where you could slip.

>>38767312
Guys!
The thermal drill!
Go get it!

>>38767364
>If you need them to be less then
Not need, want because small is cute.

>30 kilos
I M A G I N E

>>38767341
They're trying to convince me to let them out

>>38767432
bait
or just defective man

>>38767520
Stop replying

>>38767499
Cute!

>>38767461
damn

Send help

>>38767612
Cheshire daughters are difficult to handle, not because they teleport and prank you regularly, but because their mother encourages it.

would you be pissed if a monster girl tried to blackmail you.

Guys help a fox won't stop calling me "boy" and every time I tell her I'm thirty years old she just goes "ufufufufu".

>>38767626
how are they doing it? this is very contextual

>>38767626
only if they were mean aside from the blackmail.
depending on the circumstances it could be really cute or really gross.

>>38767636
Foolish boy.

>>38767626
Without additional information? Yes. That might make me bite my nose to spite my face and shack up with some other girl. I'm not so unreasonable, why don't these MGs just ask for the dick?

>>38767626
Yes. If she wants a husband and wants to fuck just ask, don't be slimy about it.

>>38767612
>your at school
>exams are coming up and you decided to study in your desk
>Cheshire that has been bothering you since the start of the year suddenly jumps and pushes her ass against your face
>you try to pull away to breath but her tail is pushing back on you and as a human your hands aren’t strong enough to make her let go
>you can feel the nice fabric of her underwear in your face
>you start feeling the lack of air affecting you
>she finally lets go and tells you it was all just a joke
>you tell her to meet you after school in the gym storage
>she teases you about you confessing to her but you remain quite
>you go and she is already there by the time you arrive, blushing and impatient
>you arrive and she jumps due to the surprise
>she asks what did you wanted to talk about
>you can’t hold it anymore, you kiss her surprising her
>as you let go she starts teasing you instantly and pushes you to the floor
>anon knows what happens next

>>38767659
>>you try to pull away to breath but her tail is pushing back on you and as a human your hands aren’t strong enough to make her let go
Just reach around and pinch her clit bro

>>38767197
I just want to get swarmed by pear shaped undead lolis

>>38767659
It's not fun unless you assert dominance by making her rape you.
>arrive
>whip out the rulebooks for late night illicit games of dungeons and dragons

>>38767626
You mean like stripping you naked on the beach or threatening to fuck you in front of the class?

>>38767636
>every time I tell her I’m [less than 200]
I wonder why

>>38767337
Doppleganger potion and make out with both of them. Cheshires crumble when the guy they want to bully is the first to take action.

Given recent posts, whats the shittest opinion you've seen on this thread?

>>38767636
take advantage of that by crying, you get free mofu milk

>>38767724
you're shit opinion

>>38767626
>>38767647
>"uh-um, i-if you d-don't want th-these p-p-pictures leaked y-you'll-"
>you just matingpress her on the spot

>>38767736
All of them, then?

>>38767724
I don't want to give attention to trolls and I can't be bothered trying to recall a post that sounds genuine just to shit on that Anon.

>>38767724
The one you're referencing. But I really don't want to give it more attention.

>>38767744
>"Hey, you got my good side! Drink a gallon of holstaur milk a day and ask again nicely in a month, squirt."

Would a tsundere Shoggoth be workable?

This is what the average Alp/Human male married couple looks like

>>38767724
lots of people dislike lolis.

>>38767797
Where's her horns, wings, and tail?

>>38767674
I want to make love to a horny little undead princess and make her lose to dick.

Cumming just from a lilim blowing you a kiss!

>>38767097
I hate how his meme moth took off when she was much better

Big onis with big onis

>>38767884

Anons, you did remember to add fishnet fridays to your week right?

Good end

>>38767908
Why in the Demon lord's name would I do that? It's Flayer Fridays, mother fucker.

>>38767884

>>38767916
>end
But anon, that's just the beginning!

>>38767825
I want to get swarmed by pear shaped undead lolis but never said that there won't be unmeasurable amounts of lovemaking in between

>>38767916
I love those adorable ears

>>38766765
Drip?

>>38767744
Silly squirrel.
You have no power over me

>>38767744
>Squirrel attempts to fake news yoy
>You fake news her back
>HARD
How does she react?

Drink milk. This is not a request.

>>38768007
Arms, legs and wings are drip. Otherwise, no.

>>38768007
those boob spikes have got to be uncomfortable

>your male classmates bully you into making "oink, oink" noises at the 7ft h'orc delinquent and calling her a smelly pig

>>38768103
Oh shit, I never considered comfort in the drip report. She loses points for that. 5/10.

>>38768037
>implying cows need to say anything
>they can just whip their tits out and let instinct take over

>>38768007
What do Americans mean with drip?

>>38767097
Succubi with goat eyes are extremely underrated

>>38768181
Agreed. Not exactly succumbing but my favorite are goat eyes, tail, and ears but nothing more. Does something like that exist in MGE?

impregnate ALL sea creatures

>>38768164
Americans always have a little bit of poo leaking out because of their fucked up diets. They leave little trails of it behind them when they walk.

>>38768164
Swag, style, class, nice clothes.
>>38768200
You'd think. There are three different goat girls, none have goat eyes in their profile pics. Headcannon or commission your own, I guess.

What are goat eyes.

>>38768261
Eyes with horizontal pupils like a goat

>>38768272
Baphomet kawaii

>>38768164
Clothes, and how good they are. Style.

>>38768200
>>38768251
Toads have them, though.

>>38768251
Baphomet can change their eyes when using their power. Also one one the Chimaera's pupils is horizontal.
>[Baphomet Eyes] Indicating that Baphomets are a demonic race, they have vertical pupils! If a serious effort is made, they can also awaken horizontal pupils like wild goats!

>>38767954
>swarmed by pear shaped undead lolis
>unmeasurable amounts of lovemaking
This but also non-undead pear shaped lolis

>>38768239
Do they lay massive amounts of eggs like fish? Are eggs even a thing in MGE? I know humpty eggs exist, so they must, right?

>>38768327
Of course,there are insect type MG after all

>>38768327
Monster's aren't literally the animal they are based on. MGE is about monsters having a family with a human man. All monsters have only a few children that they raise with their husband.
>The mermaid in the illustration on the page to the left isn't wearing anything on her lower body, but normally their vagina is concealed by scales and can't be seen. When they start to have sex with a man, they use magic to get rid of the scales, and the vagina will appear in roughly the same position as in a human woman. Since the new Demon Lord's assumption of power, they've continued to change and adapt so that having sex with human men is convenient and pleasurable. For that reason, it's not possible for them to lay eggs and then spawn the way ordinary fish do.
>They lay them. And they won't get angry if it's an unfertilised egg. By the way, the monsters in this encyclopedia will be pregnant for some time even if they lay eggs. So if there's a period where they are pregnant with rather big ones, then the eggs will be fertilized, if they are rather small and without a period of pregnancy, then the eggs can be easily told apart as unfertilised ones.

>>38768327
iirc, monsters lat eggs or give live birth depending of their species, mammals like hellhoundd give live birth but other species like harpies lay eggs, but they thechnically do get “pregnant” with the egg while it forms inside them before being laid and incubated

Weird question, but is there an MG that grows their young? Like, do shogs just decide to pull a baby out of the wall one day after 9 months of waiting?

>>38768327
Fertile like a japanese ditto

>>38768421
Shogs are unclear if they divide or have an actual uterus. The making of mention a heart shaped bioluminescent patch where their uterus would be. They could be able to form a uterus and have a baby the normal way. Plant types grow from seeds.

>>38767140
sure

>But enough talk! Have at you!

>>38768466
I like to image they just fake pregnant, then just dip their hand in their stomach and pull a shog or two out. And it they ARE the house, then they could theoretically just put multiple wombs in the walls? Just hide them in places?
Get one womb pregnent, take it out. Repeat till an army is formed.

>>38768302
Those are frog eyes anon, have you seen a frog in real life?

>>38768428
I want to beat an Echidnas dungeon with my roguelike skills, only to steal her jewelry and leave.

>>38768312
Nice, baphomet wife it is.

>>38768530
I'm getting Starcraft vibes. Would wife the Queen of Maids.

>>38768533
Close enough. Horizon as apposed to vertical, or just circles.

>>38768538
>Something prevents teleportation

>>38768530
Considering they are slimes they possibly reach a critical mass and divide. Potentially opening up the possibility for a Shoggoth Slime Queen to exist.

>>38768506

>>38768302
Dont know if its what you're talking aobut, but mucus toads have drip, despite not wearing much.

>>38768538
>not stealing her virginity and her heart
Some rogue.

>>38768564
>Shoggoth Slime Queen to exist.
>The entire planet is slime
thats fucking creepy

>>38768582
The best kind of creepy.

>>38768572
Sorry, mate, all virginities and hearts are in the Bard Guild's contract. They're the only things not bolted down that a rogue can't steal.

>>38768552
Must be these artefact pants, I'll just take them off and try another scroll.
>>38768572
I'm a busy adventurer, I don't have time to have a family.

>>38768251
God why are goats so hot? Association with the devil or what?

>>38766765

>>38768608
But your daughters could bring profit in the future,think about it,and you would be married to a very rich lamia who can probably use alchemy to turn bronze into gold and cheat the economy

>>38768620
Truly Satanic women being so hot is a mystery. Why aren't angels as sexy? Is God trying to tell us something?

>>38768545
Good vibes. The zerg are cool and worthy of monstergirling.

>>38768651
Angels are hot once they fall

>>38768620
They're always portrayed as smug, and in need of rape correction.

I want Medusas with more medusa-like hair

>>38768651
Angels are even sexier,they have more experience than demons after all

>>38768681
Me too which is why I'm commissioning a gorgon OC. It was hard to find someone willing to draw snake hair

>>38768674
>t. Sinner

>>38768651
I'm a demon enjoyer, but even I have to say angels can be sexy, if not sexier. As long as they aren't the extra innocent kind, though. Those are boring. I like the justice kind.

>>38768651
>>38768675
The goat in second anon’s post is pure sex. And as for angels I think they are as hot if they are all almighty and into teasing just for you to turn the tables on them.

>>38768774
All angels are horny. They just don’t admit it.
That’s why they use crimes and sins are excuses to rape humans, because they don’t have the courage t-

Be fruitful and multiply with angels

>>38768681

>>38768848
This but with the first dragon

>>38768829
Bye anon. Enjoy. You'll learn to within the first 3 years.

>>38768774
I like the ones that reward brave paladins by letting them indulge in their dark fantasies. It's okay because any act with an angel is holy by default.

>>38768879
>Holy angel holes
Perfect for sodomy.

>>38768816
Damn right she is.

I want a monstergirl to tell me not to worry, she'll take responsibility, in the morning after

>>38768940
me too anon, especially if she is much bigger but also super soft, fox hag would be ideal.

>>38768940
I want one to make me ejaculate prematurely and the moment I try to repeatedly say sorry she will say it was cute and this flips a switch in her

>>38768927
>She's going to pick on a jacked dude
Fucking perfect. This artist gets it.

>>38768927
Size difference and tiny girls getting manhandled is top tier.

>>38768986
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6805621

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6790182

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6790165

>>38769035
Yes, beautiful. Pretend I posted an MG doing the chef's kiss.

What about tiny men with jacked monsters?

>>38769138
tiny men romancing jacked monsters

>>38769160
me on the left

>>38769138
>>38769160
I want to be aggressively courted by a big fluffy beastgirl

>>38769160
God damn, what I wouldn't give to make out with and impregnate a jacked monster girl.

>>38769138
Doesn't hit the same. Maybe a buff mommy type?

>>38769182
>Kabe don where she smashes the wall.
>>38769184
>Big jacked monster bragging about how her husband is totally going to give her strong and powerful babies.
>guy looks like he'll be knocked over by a strong breeze

when do beast girl paws become too big?
when do dragon claws become too big?

>>38769237
When you can't realistically hold them.

>>38766765

>>38769210
>the daughters do end up as strong as mom
>they really love their dad and like to protect and carry him too

>>38769138
>Go to the gym
>Pass by the group of sweaty, loudmouth, scantily-dressed bodybuilder onis that every gym has
>Head down, earbuds in, just gotta get to the tread-
>One of them gets up
>You can hear her walking towards you
>Her shadow covers everything in front of you in seconds
>You're about to break into a full sprint before you realize your shoes are touching nothing but air
>4 feet in the air, you hear a husky voice close to your ear setting your heart aflutter:
>"Where do you think you're going?"
>"I still haven't done my kegals"
How do you get out of this situation?

>>38769275
>getting princess carried by your daughters
oh no

>>38768961
Man, being comforted sure feels nice doesn’t it?

>>38769285
>How do you get out of this situation?
You could try alping.

>>38769285
if you're fast, try to go for the ole' facehugger maneuver
otherwise I guess you just gotta deal

>>38768689
>It was hard to find someone willing to draw snake hair
It can be confusing at first. But just imaging them as bendy tubes makes it a lot easier.
>>38768862
Good stuff.

>>38768681
Good taste

>>38769138
Hardly as exciting as smug lolis standing on tiptoes and getting stomach bulged

>>38769298
>go to a parent-teacher conference for your daughters
>get mistaken for their little brother and not taken seriously
>doesn't help that your daughter carried you on her shoulder and sat you on her lap during the meeting

dragon ass

>>38769415
>tip toes
If she's impaled on your dick, and her feet are past your ankles then either she's too tall or you're too short.

>>38769429
She's the cutest dragon of them all.

>>38769429
>>38769441
I like this dragon very much, she is cute

What makes foxes angry?

>>38769468
what makes you angry

>>38769258
You can always hold onto a finger/claw.
>>38769237
When its inconvenient for her.

>>38769473
foxes

Imagine a lich making a documentary about men being courted, NatGeo style. Sets up VERY intentional test chambers so they can be observed in a semi-natural way. Create a realistic enviroment, then throw in the human male. See what happens, record the results, give it some fancy editing.

>>38769483
You fucking ruined me.

>>38769438
>not making her stand on a stool/box that's still too low so she has to stand on her toes anyway

>>38766765

>>38768251
don't diss barometz when taking account of caprine cuties

>>38769526
At this point you just tie her hands together, put them around the back of your neck and wear her as a cock sleeve.

I was about to post IM FEELING KINDA ELECTRIC.png but realised I already posted it this thread. So, behold: Best girl, again. I cannot make up my mind, have at least 20 best girls. I'm weak. Someone please help me.

>>38769563
They're sheep, not goats. But yeah, they do have the eyes in the official artwork.

>>38769605
she's getting territorial

>>38769584
Maybe you have so many girls because you are vanilla as fuck or don't actually really like any of the girls.

>>38769617
I'm gonna bite her ear and rub her belly

>>38769626
This is my top tier-top tier tierlist, i wouldn't say its very vanilla.

>>38769584
realistically speaking i can't see myself rejecting a monster outright lest i become what i've escaped from.
first monster that comes up to me with heart pupils pretty much gets it.

>>38769626
Don't be mean, there are a lot of great girls.

>>38769637
Jumanji!

>>38769584
I have at least 4 best girls myself I know it’s hard but just think you have many types and it’ll be easier to deal with

>>38769659
Probably the same here, but I don't know. It really depends on current mood, but after the first instance, theres no going back.

>>38769659
Pretty much this with me with the exception of insects

>>38769637
>>38769662
>Order boys find a muserious board game that's just an elaborate Lillim ploy to cause chaos in an Order town.

>>38769685
Why the dislike for insects? I'm not judging, just curious as to why. They've got some great monster girls.

>>38769584
whore yourself out

>>38767146
>WATERMELON MILKERS

Anons you have to believe me! Those behind the illegal dragon breeding dens, the tanuki market crash of '08, the lower quality of dwarven steel, the disappearance of secret crown prince of Lescatie, the price of holstaur milk going up, the missing livestock and crops and why Deonora can't find a man is because of greenworms. They are behind the all of the ills of the world, you have to believe me the aristocracy of Dragonia, the Merchant Guild of Tanukis, Queen Francisca of Lescatie, Druella, the Demon Lord, even the Chief Goddess and her premier arch-angels all bow before greenworms. Now that I have spread the message I accept my fate, and pray that my message is heeded, for I already see my garden is now barren of life

>>38769698
Objective answers I find their skins and how they move disgusting, and probably because I almost ate a caterpillar by accident when I was a kid and threw up afterwards

>>38769658
I want to make a list now. how do I do it?

>>38769708
thank you for reminding me of the very hungry catarpillar, anon.

>>38769723
https://tiermaker.com/create/monster-girl-encyclopedia-tier-list-alphabetical-and-twist-1171012
This has some other options in it, but if you dont want to include them, simply avoid them. Theres only like 5, the rest are MGE.

>>38769715
Was he still alive

>>38769715
bare chitin doesn't do much for me but i like the fuzzy ones.
regura also presented a strong argument to me

>>38769659
That is holy and based
Love at first sight is sacred and should be the norm
Preserving yourself for the "chosen one" to come is order nonsense
Praise eros

>>38769285
piss myself

>>38769468
Lollipops in their tails, I would recommend not trying this if you want to live.

can mgs cure diabetes and fld?

>Hear that war were declared while you're at work
>Come home to find your Kikimora maid glued to the TV with a big foam finger and a bag of popcorn like she's watching a sporting event

>>38769285
Screech like an autistic ape "HELP ME IM GETTING RAPED"
Run away as the hellhounds and other big boy protector instinct races that hound gyms charge the onis

>>38769807
Yeah, I took a little b it of muffin out with my fingers and I found it moving around, the first thought that came to my mind was that if I had bitten into it it would have entered my mouth and I would have eaten it, hate insects ever since

I just like imps from the game so that might be bias.

>>38769851
ive seen those eyes before

I only included my top ones, S means insta marry and A if I like their specific style/personality

>>38769910
Living armor is hot from the armor angle but you are basically fucking air and wifing a hunk of metal.

>>38769931
I like her the most out of all in the picture because of the implication that while using the armor you feel a constant sentiment of safety and reassurance besides being the most comfortable thing the husband can possibly imagine

>>38769947
Oh, unbirthing lite.
That's actually pretty nice.

>>38769931
i see them more as ghosts

>>38769931
i see them and ittan momen as extremely clingy and always hugging or feeling up a part of you

I want a yandere alp wife.
I would give her at least 40 daughters

Offical milk tier list
Normal milk=Blueberry milk > Chocolate milk > Strawberry milk > nut "milks"

>>38769984
Never had blue berry milk, is it good?

>>38769979
The men who most want an alp are the men most likely to become an alp.

>>38769887
>Cait Sith
>Harem material
You know what, I can respect that.

>>38769979
I want to flip anon into an alp and make them experience my firstborn kicking around inside them

>>38769984
Banana milk > all

>>38769984
ice cream

>>38770003
That doesn't apply to me, I am one of the exceptions to the rule.
>>38770013
I too fantasize about having an anon alp for me. Wouldn't mind marrying and knocking up an Alp anon many times over

>>38770072
Dragonia-style Ice Cream! Very cold!

>>38769984
Where does Wock milk fall?

>>38769984
best milk is mage milk, tasty and restores your mana so it's yummy and useful

>>38770147
I wonder who could be behind this post?

Reminder that officially Holstaurs have the best milk and there is nothing you can do about it.

At least monster girls don't know humans that wear glasses don't do it out of fashion but because they can't properly see without them, otherwise they'd become absurdly more protect-

>>38770147
I want to adventure with these oneesans as my partymates.

>>38770225
>tfw my eyesight is so bad that without glasses i see vague shapes
well shit, I can already hear the wurm tunneling, the bogey crawling under my bed, and the holsts sloshing

>>38770319
My eyesight also got bad out of genetic bullshit, without glasses I can see we’ll but without any detail which pisses me off, guess I’ll have to marry a gazer to compensate.

>>38770319
>holst presses chest against your face
>start to say these aren't my glasses
>holst disagrees

Men are the property of bugs. Men are happy to mate with bugs. Bugs are the best at mating with men.

>>38770220
It's even fully allowed in order lands because it's so good and good for you.

>>38770327
>>38770338

>>38770220
But what if I want some milk?

>>38770364
Can I get the source?

made a demon cow sketch
hope ya like it

>>38770381
regura is a good time

>>38770379
Oh you know what to do

>>38770364
Which Regura doujin?

>>38770364
>Men are the property of DOGS. Men are happy to mate with DOGS. DOGS are the best at mating with men.
Fixed that for you.

>>38770447
Dog momsters are good momsters.

>>38770447
i like the pack and herd species. big loving families

>>38770447
>Men are the property of ANGELS. Men are happy to mate with ANGELS. ANGELS are the best at mating with men.

>>38770447
but i cant knot

>>38770478
Correct

>>38770478
it's nice that angel is so enthusiastic about physical therapy

>>38770478
>Men are the property of foxes. Men are happy to mate with foxes. Foxes are the best at mating with men.

>>38770553
I don't know about that. In everything I read, they always get pumped and dumped by family patriarchs

>>38770553

>>38770553
>tfw no ran mommy

>>38770562
In everything i read the children are always foxes, they are just surrendering their bloodlines

>>38770546
Man, the Kikis of Seattle sure do look different now a days when they go running.

>>38770612
>Angels
>pure

I am not gay.

>>38770639
>>>spewing BLASPHEMIES

>>38770595
>*Record scratch*
>*Freeze frame*
>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well it all started two days ago when a magical portal changed my life

>we probably won't have consistent monster girl arts by russians

never go to momster town at level one, lets just say, you are going to such a nice time, you'll never leave!

>>38770653
...but $20 is $20

>>38770653
would you let your succ daughter dress like a slut?

>>38770364
God she's so fucking unfair I don't care if she eats people I literally want to slam that fucking Yanbug into a goddamned crater like she's Yamcha in the Saiyan Saga. Fucking Touka. Fucking my entire stupid life.

>>38770381
>>38770441
https://exhentai.org/g/1163667/7b3ac89466/

>>38770625

>>38770639
>Arch-angel 'guardian'
>Taller than you, muscled enough to notice but not enough to make her hulking.
>Wears robes of her specific host including iconography and colors.
>She actually has a set she wears under her armor when performing her duties.
>Absolute degenerate in bed that believes in "Be Fruitful and Multiply"
>Makes very good apple cobbler.

>>38770666
There is nothing wrong at being Level 1. There are plenty of holy beings that will protect you from dangerous monsters there

>>38770653
you know, the more you insist that you arent gay, the more i dont believe you

>>38770671
Thanks!

>>38770394
Would let her mother me.

Good night, hopefully I am going to dream of pretty tiger ladies.

>>38770681
how doting would angels be to level one anon who lost his glasses and can barely see

>>38770672
Yes perfect

>>38770713
I wish a good dream with pretty tiger girls to you anon!

>>38770700
imagine a southern demon momster

>>38770726
I'm afraid a pair of angel tits will be your replacement glasses

>>38770755
>there there, sugar, momma's here, momma'll take care a' you
S-stop it anon...

>>38770574
Speak for yourself, i'm living the dream

>>38770713
That is a soft jinok

>>38770447
>>38770457
Imagine adopting and raising a dog girl, only for her to reverse the roles on you. Now she spoils and dotes on you, the only real issue is that you HAVE to call her mommy. Otherwise, she'd get mad, possessive, and even more motherly towards you.

>>38770859

>>38770859
I've always liked the idea of raising a younger monster girl and having her level up enough that she ages up and went from cute imotou to Ara Ara Oneesan that wants to spoil me for raising her.

Wearing condoms and doing sfae sex with birth control after getting the big penis Mara Blessing.

>>38770891
>tfw the buff also applies to how strong the load is shot out so it always pop the condom and the birth control is just sugar pills

>>38770864
i do like when the one wearing the collar is in control

>>38770891
>safe sex

>>38770891
Mara'd probably think of that condom as little more than a cute challenge

>>38767337
i cant remember who drew this and it makes me angry

>>38770940
loooks like vada's style

>>38770940
vada hips

>>38770963
>>38770965
ill remember it for more than a day this time, thank you anons

>>38770795
What game is that?

>>38770713
look those huge tiger paws
imagine the things she can do with them

>>38770985
I'm gonna doodle a smiley face on her
What would you doodle on her?

>>38770985
Big tats for beeg tats.

>Get drunk with Dobermann one night
>She drunkenly confesses that she has to put on a strong face as instructor all the time and be assertive and that it's tiring and stressful
>She looks at you with pleading eyes and says she just wants to be treated like a puppy
>Asks if you can help her
>You figure it's some kink thing and follow her back to her place
>You end up watching a movie on the couch together while you pay her head, scritch her ears, and call her a good girl
>You've never seen her look so happy before
>You both pass out and wake up in the morning, hung over
>Dobermann is embarrassed for having gotten you to do such a weird thing
>You tell her you don't mind
>A few days later shes knocking on her door saying she had a bad day and asks if you can pat her again

>>38770931
i hate this artist and i dont know why

>>38769429
>>38769441
This is what Imrik and Caledor Elves fantasize and fap to.

>>38771240
It's just the same joke over and over, it gets tiring eventually

ah, the gay elf faggot has yet to rope himself, please do yourself a favor and make this statement a fact please or just shut the fuck up

>>38771227
Wait a second, this isn't the Arknights thread. I saw some Arknights stuff and just assumed. Whoops. Well Dobermann is a dog girl so it kinda fits I suppose?

>>38771268
>Want to talk about the sexy times one could have in the world of a monster girl Warhammer world.
>"Hey guys, how about the guy elves and dragon girls though?"

Goddammit, I just want to have a whirlwind romance with an orc girl that keeps coming back bigger and stronger to get me or kidnapped by cute rats, not this shit.
Its like, a world blue balls of the worst kind.

>>38771284
sure why not

>>38770653
>that pregnant alp
i am not gay.
I am not gay.
I am not gay.
I AM NOT GAY.
I AM NOT GAY!
I AM CERTAINLY NOT GAY!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANNA IMPREGNATE AN ALP AND MAKE HER THE HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD

>>38771284
I mean it's animalistic enough so fine by me

I need to comm more wife art at some point...

>>38771322
we know
stop saying you arent gay, you're making me thing you're gay.

Alraune living doll, a daring synthesis

>>38771371
I'd commission some stuff if I wasn't broke and thought it was a huge waste of money.

>>38771413
Art is forever, it's never a waste of money

>>38771413
Not to flex but I'm pretty well off and could absolutely afford it, I just try to save as much money as I can. I'm pretty frugal. Would rather spend the money on games or ammo, but wife pics are nice too...

>>38771453
Ammo is very important, waifu is also very important... Have you tried engraving your waifu on your guns? Or bullets?

>>38770985
The fact that I can recognize this style…

I was eating dinner and the thought suddenly popped into my mind, so monster girls menstruate? I was thinking about this on one side they can get pregnant on the other most things like this are explained with, it’s just magic, soooo, which one is it?

Through thick and thin

>>38771498
I don't think monstergirls ever lose eggs, so maybe not. They're just perpetually fertile, just sometimes hard to fertilize.

>>38771285
>or kidnapped by cute rats
You better be sure to have a good amount of Warpstones if you want to get a Skaven mamono girlfriend, anon.

>>38770274
remember to travel in groups of 2+ oneesans so that one won't take advantage of you

>>38771531
great game btw
zell999 is a smart man

>>38771523
>Collect Warpstone to get kidnapped by a bunch of small ones.
>Get high ranking enough and work against them to get a cute assassin rat that'll kidnap you.
>Be unlucky in a fight and you're going to wind up in the arms of a big rat-ogre girl

>>38771531
>Good news, one won't be able to take advantage of you.
>They all will together!

>>38771572
You won't trick me this time Yukari!

>>38770478
Very true.

>>38771595
big angel filled with holy spirit

>seeing Warhammer fantasy tall again

Nothing inherently wrong with that if you ask me. But because it is brought up again. How do you translate the Warhammer fantasy Ogres that eat alot and fight into MGE? Remain nearly the same, but WHF Ogres mixed with MGE demon energy are now more attractive bigger girls that eat alot more protein and use their fighting girth to do Mercenary work? How does their reverence to the Great Maw translate to MGE?